#glitched marshmallow cookie

[hunterwritesstuff]

SOMEONE STOP ME FROM MAKING COOKIE RUN OCS HELP

[theolivetree123]

Rev up your engines, it’s time to…

🏁 Race for the Cookie Cup! 🏁

(More below the cut)

🫐Event Summary🍒

You, Grim, Ace, and Deuce decide to visit a new arcade that recently opened up in the town not far from NRC. There, you meet up with Ruggie, Epel, Silver, and Idia, who have all taken interest in a specific game in the corner of the arcade. The game is called Sugar Rush! Since there's two arcade machines, Ace challenges Deuce to one round of the game, and whoever loses must pay for the other's lunch. Deuce unsurprisingly accepts, and they begin their match. Midway through their match, however, the game suddenly glitches! You and the gang all think the game is broken until a flash of light comes from the arcade machines. Next thing you know, all 8 of you are somehow inside of the racing game, Sugar Rush!

To escape this sweet nightmare, you must win the next grand prix and obtain the Cookie Cup! But, uh oh. Ace and Deuce are having a bit of a squabble. It seems like you guys are going to have to split into two separate teams!

For this grand prix, Deuce will be accompanied by Silver and Idia as...

Team Bluepuff!

And Ace will be accompanied by Ruggie and Epel as...

Team Redpop!

Which team will you choose?

🏁Rules🏁

Everyone is allowed to race! Whether it's your OCs, yuusonas, or, heck, even rope your favorite canon NRC/RSA student into this mess! Everyone is welcome to participate in the mess that Ace and Deuce started.

You can participate in this event by making custom cards, general fanart, fanfics, whatever! Just no NSFW, please. This is a PG racing game!

If you decide to make anything for this event, please tag me and use #🍪rftcc. I'd love to see what you make!

And finally, this event has no deadline, so feel free to participate whenever!

🏁Outfits and Carts🏁

Since you will be racing, make sure your outfit is fit for the job! Make sure your character has a jersey, gloves, and a sweet theme!

For your character's theme, make sure it is based off of some sort of candy or sweet treat! The character must also have a matching cart, as well (if you're drawing them with one, that is). Try to stay away from actual candy brands, though! We wouldn't want a lawsuit on our hands!

The characters listed in the summary have their own cards and outfits! I listed them below so you don't accidentally copy their theme.

SSR Deuce (Blueberry Pie)

SSR Ace (Cherry Pie)

SR Ruggie and Epel (Donuts and bubblegum)

SR/R Idia and Silver (Slushies and marshmallows)

Also! If you're making a card, you may use the blank cards below!

🏁Racers🏁

Team Bluepuff

🍋Yuya Florence by @cheerleaderman

🍪Dias Feathenfool by @beezonia

🍓Robyn Starling by @pinkskytwst

💝Reese Kingbit by @kickasscentral

🍋Flori Mohn-Prinz by @bunniehunn

Team Redpop

💍Ryuuni by @rini-rambles

🎂Narcissa Viperoné by @beezonia

🍍Saya Starling (ART) by @pinkskytwst made by @dilatory-replies

🧸Cerise Fanfare by @0kiwisalad0

🎄Humm by @xxoomiii

⚫️ Leon Lynch by @readsrandomstuff67

🏁Fanart🏁

A little comic from @mello-bee

Art of the crew by @spade-12

Ruggie doing donuts by @mirioho

Ruggie fanart by @cheshanoneko-draws

🏁Fanfics🏁

Bet on the Teleportation by @spadecentral

🏁I look forward to seeing what you create!🏁

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

ii s3 liveblog

I'm a bit sad rn so sorry if my reactions are bad this time

1 - I'm not supposed to relate to Balloon am I. y'know. the guy that did something bad in the recent past and now everyone hates them even though they're trying to change.. sigh. wHAT? h. how is he here?? HOW IS SHE HERE??? ...does MePhone look different from how he was in the first half of s2? it's been a bit since I watched that but I swear there's something different about him. oh, new intrthe island is alive. warp pipe.

2 - yup sure :) 👍 right okay BOW is glitching now. something to do with chairs and maybe she lost her memories? she was obsessed with chairs before she died, so..oh fuck I'm taking as many notes as Cabby huh

3 - oh I thought I had something to say about this one. sorry

4 - if the floor gets eliminated, how will that work? .yo WHAT is going on with candleMUMBO JUMBO CATCHPHRASE ... I. I don't think that's what polishing a screen does.?

5 - what if Box wins lol ..oh. wait there was no formal elimination, I guess that got replaced with Box being pulled this episode

6 - them ,,,,,they,both of them,, the cool(s) -> ☯

7 - well call me a camera because [screenshots the auras file]. . . . . . . . . . a. ..nobody knows about this joke yet but if I had a- uh. nickel. for every time a series I know about had a character named Bow with trigger words, I would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice what is going on with Bow and chairs. HEY MARSHMALLOW TOO?? yes I will keep doing this strikethrough bit

8 - oh fuck I just realized. "iii" as in Inanimate Insanity Invitational but also as in 3 (roman numeral) because it's season 3. also just based on the title I have a bad feeling about this episode (<-half-right??) wait WHAT. MePhone what the fuck does that rnean. whhaaAAAA- oh. agdjhk s ghdclod damn it the commercial is pLOT RELEVANT. hhhhey quick question. how uh. how do we know that everyone's back in the right body..? like. there were some characters who weren't onscreen after they all died again. uhh

9 - th. this episode is probably not like. actually worse than the other ones or anything. but, with the bias I had already formed because I distrust people with the name of the one this episode is a collab with, some stress I was already feeling today before even starting this liveblog, something Balloon said at around 9:14, said pre-liveblog stress making me associate the whole "animation machine" thing (which is seen as bad) with something I like but everyone else hates, I personally have nothing good to say about it.

10 - why is Cabby gold. oh it's whoever has the Immunity Cookie. wait did Cabby forget about TBD because her file was burned??

11 - bat? pokemon. the game you're thinking of is pokemon. wait did he say backstab HOW DOES HE KNOW CANDLE SAW BETRAYAL?? ..yeah I was wondering how that would work

12 - I knew it. I knew Cabby would forget stuff that isn't in a file! urghhh can they Please vote out silver spoon already. he's not gonna WIN, right?? sorry. but I don't like him.

13 - oh the intro reflected Bot's change in appearance. neat! nononoononoNONOONNO GAUhokay. listen I know it's probably not going to happen but I really want YinYang to win. and holy shit that "for the rest of your life" was foreshadowing.

14 - okay off to a start that makes me want to punch something. okay. okay. it's not a real ad. good. HUH HE GLITCHED holy shit, damn uzumaki lookin rooms what is this /positive(?) ☯ 👈 GRIAN INSTINCT (which. to be fair, mood). p u r p l e . PURPLE ACKNOWLEDGED. WHAT WAS THAT! ohhh what the hell. you fuck off this INSTANT you silver shitface. ohh I hate him. I hate him more than I hate Cobs. ..does Cabby not have parents? SPLRINGY IS FAKE. SPRINGY IS A ROBOT OR SOMETHING MADE BY COBS I'M CALLING IT NOW. please please please kill the spoon kill the spoon plEASE- ARRGHHH

15 - seeing as the next episode has Blueberry in the thumbnail and is called The Great Bluish Bake Off, I have a slight prediction on who will win the rejoin. wait what. yeah I'm gonna be honest I don't think it was murder. NO NONONOONO DON'T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAUGHHH,,,,,

16 - why....why am I finding Nickel so relatable. w h a t . now I've never had oatmeal raisin cookies, but I don't think they're the Number One Cause of global warming. I know it's a cartoon and awHAT THE HELL HE JUST DIED

(between 16 and 17) m. MePhone knows. MePhone knows what's going to happen when the season ends, doesn't he? that's why he doesn't want it to. that's why he's desperate. but the question remains, what does he know that the viewers don't?

17 - wait this episode is from 10 months ago. is- is the series not over? damn it! I prefer to binge watch stuff so I don't forget while waiting for new episodes. oh don't even fucking go there. 14:01 FUCK OFF.

(between 17 and 18) y'know I was trying to watch this to ESCAPE all the drama and discourse everyone hates me for. this just feels personal at this point. but hey, who cares about me, right? onto the next damn episode!

18 - there's another 4 under that 4. are they all 4s. ohhh noooo, what an inteeense moooooment. wow it's really fucking difficult to care right now.

19 - again final episode so I'll break this into sections. kinda

..,.Cabby..I think I understand a bit more about my own..situation because of Cabby. wait wait. "built" to? BUILT to?? HMMMMMM 4S is still here?? what ??? ? well at least the one that YinYang wanted to win won..!

and that's season 3 huh.

well. that was kinda filler? tbh?

and the message in episode 17 sucked- ..eh. hold on. I'm getting too angry over some discourse. I need a break from typing this.

okay after like half an hour I realized something. they were trying to win an award. I like AI art, but I don't think it should ever win any awards in competition with human art. the two are fundamentally different. I don't think there should be any competitions that have both, especially high prestige ones. that line at 14:0whatever was too far though.

my opinion is that human art and AI art are both art. but they're VERY different forms of art, and should probably be kept that way.

overall I liked the season. sure, YinYang didn't win and episodes 9 and 17 are...like that. but it's not that bad tbh.

probably gonna watch the rest of s2 tomorrow, but for now I just want to play minecraft.

[cathartidaestimblog]

update 12/1/23!!: going through and reblogging lots of posts ive had saved for a while. most things will not be tagged. be careful !

info: - i try my best to trigger tag things that may affect people (tagged as simply [tag name], like #flashing) - i may spam reblog - let me know if i reblog the same thing multiple times, i dont like to have duplicates but i am forgetful :>

tagging system under the readmore (for myself mostly, but there is a list of potentially triggering tags that you can avoid if necessary ^^) (not fully accurate, i am constantly working on it :>)

my posts: cat speaks, cat stims, faves from saves ocs: ryuuto, nightstrike (a festival i invented for my oc world), toki, talos convian, kit, jason, ink aesthetics: angels, robotcore, fantasy, dark academia, lovecore, halloween, webcore, kittycore, petcore non-oc characters: hu tao, noelle (both genshin), binah (project moon)

type of post: stimboard, gifset, gif, video, audio, textpost, moodboard, long gifset, imageset, image (i also tag the number of gifs in a post, so #2 or #9 just refers to that ^^)

potential warning tags: flashing, eyestrain, glitch, fast, spinning, bright medical, medcore, gore, blood, needles (includes both sewing and medical), pills sharps, knives, weapons, swords bugs, insects, scorpions, spiders, snakes, moths, bees hands, people, eyes, hair horror, body horror, dolls, abandoned (i think thats the tag?) food, drinks, desserts, sweets, meat, chocolate, fake food crosses (like religious symbol crosses), alcohol, skulls, messy, smoking destruction, makeup destruction, cutting, carving, fire colors: rainbow, black, gray, silver, white, red, orange, gold, yellow, green, mint, teal, blue, lavender, purple, cream, tan, brown, pink

textures (?): bright, clear, dark, fur, glass, glow, holo, leather, lights, metal, metallic, paper, plastic, soft, warm, wood, squishy

studio ghibli: ghibli, ponyo, howls moving castle, totoro, soot sprites, calcifer, kikis delivery service, castle in the sky

video games: video games, minecraft, genshin, honkai star rail, pokemon, kirby

vocaloid (and similar): vocaloid, miku, luka, kaito, rin, len, meiko, teto, vflower, synth v, eleanor forte, ferry, eve, ghost and pals, team 6x111

sanrio: sanrio, cinnamoroll, pompompurin, hello kitty, my melody, kuromi

genshin: genshin, layla, diona, diluc, chongyun, xingqiu, tighnari, hu tao

pokemon: pokemon, vaporeon, sylveon, snom, lurantis, mimikyu, rowlet, polteageist, jolteon, pikachu, gengar, raichu, oshawott, tandemaus, sobble, silvally, furret, clodsire, galarian ponyta

unsorted fandoms: loz, mario, rosalina, cheshire cat, animal crossing, honkai star rail, silver wolf, stardew valley

nature: trees, outdoors, rain, storm, sky, clouds, water, ocean, snow, flowers, grass, ice, moss, leaves, sunset, night, frost, rocks, plants, winter

animals: cats, calico, tigers dogs, german shepherds, shiba inu, pitbulls, foxes birds, corvids, crows, ravens, blue jays, owls, barn owls, woodpeckers, geese, canada geese, macaws, ducks, muscovy ducks, penguins, puffins, mallard ducks, seagulls, doves, magpies moths, atlas moths, cecropia moths, death's head hawkmoths, luna moths, rosy maple moths bears, pandas, polar bears fish, koi, goldfish goats, deer, cows, bunnies, mice, opossums, hyenas, snakes

people (?): people, hands, tattoos, hair, eyes, makeup fursuits, handpaws, scalemail fashion, clothing, shoes, jewelry, gloves, rings, corsets, dresses, ties, earrings, flannel, skirts

food: food, cakes, cookies, pancakes, waffles, chocolate, berries, strawberries, peaches, whipped cream, desserts, sweets, fake food, marshmallows, fruits, candy, bread, peanut butter, cupcakes, oreos, cotton candy, meat

drinks: drinks, milk, coffee, boba, taro, tea, hot chocolate, milkshakes, soda, ramune

art: drawing, inking, paint, painting, paint mixing, sewing, brushing, brushes, sculptures, architecture, pens, pencils, writing, paper

slime: slime poking, slime stretching, slime squishing, slime pouring clear slime, cloud slime, floam slime, water slime, clay slime (also used for clay cracking)

technology: keyboards, typing, pc, controllers, tech, mech, machinery, machinery, gears, typewriters

fidgets and stimming: fidget toys, fidget spinners, fidget cubes, fidget tangles, body stims

other: city, streetlamps, anime, indoors, character i dont know, xenogenders, figurines, bandaids, powder, carousel, buttons (includes both sewing buttons and mechanical pressing buttons), hearts, golden hour, sparks, books, coins, swords, crystals, tarot, dice, mothman, bath bombs, chains, lava lamps, plague doctors, digital, melting, forging

[minusgangtime]

The apocalyptic kitty crew batch 12 bios:

“I won’t be deterred,I will protect my family from you.”

Name: gallace

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: determined

Bio: when the crew was allowed to fight infected,he jumped on the chance,using whatever weapon he could to fend off infected,however,there were times where he got hurt and scarred,losing sight in one eye,despite that,his determination hasn’t been deterred,he has stayed loyal til the bitter present. Though he’s super serious when dealing with infected,he’s super energetic and positive with his family.

“They’ll all come around,I know they will,everyone’s strong.~”

Name:bow

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: hopeful

Bio: through the entire apocalypse,he’s seen everything,and has stayed inside the whole time. No matter how difficult his siblings have been,he never loses his patience with them,he’s incredibly sweet and patient with them. He believes deep down,one day,his siblings will heal their physical and mental wounds,though he hasn’t been around long,he knows they’re strong.

“I may not be able to support you in battle,I’ll support you emotionally! With hugs!!!~”

Name: Goldie

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: optimistic

Bio: Goldie hasn’t tried going out or fight,he knows he wouldn’t stand a chance,so instead,he spends his time being a ray of sunshine,doing his best to raise everyone’s spirits despite everything. He really is like his uncle blue..

“I’m sorry for being..u-u-unreliable..”

Name: cookie

Age: 20

Status: infected (stage 3 of glitch infection.)

Feeling: guilty

Bio: cookie was originally a scavenger,he had confidence in his husky genes. However,one day,as he was returning home,he got ambushed by the glitch,it stabbed him in the side,ripping one of the straps from his bag,infecting his blood with the glitch,it corrupted his legs and arms before he was able to get away. Now he stays in his room,not wanting to be a burden to anyone anymore..

“You want my family? You’ll have to get through ME!!!”

Name: rascal

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: determined

Bio: when the crew were allowed to fight,rascal jumped on the opportunity. He uses a baseball bat,and uses his rabbid energy to good use to bash in the infected skulls. Even when not fighting,he can pretty intense,often screaming when feeling a strong emotion,happy,angry,etc.

“Don’t worry,I won’t let them get to me.”

Name: biscuit

Age: 20

Status: immune

Feeling: focused

Bio: when biscuit learned she was immune,she used it to her advantage. She is a scavenger,going out to get supplies,she uses her dark color scheme to blend into shadows,and her long legs to run fast. Whether she’s out or inside,she’s always planning something,thinking of places to get important stuff like food. She has always stayed on topic and focused.

“I know I shouldn’t be scared in my own home..but…”

Name: marshmallow

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: paranoid

Bio: marshmallow has stayed inside during the whole apocalypse,however,the more people that got infected,the more scared she became. Eventually,she stopped coming out of her room,she is paranoid that at any time..she could get infected..if someone chooses to talk to her,she’s often shy and quiet..though she can get loud if she has a episode where she gets more anxious then usual.

“I’ll do anything to protect my family,and make up for my mistakes!”

Name: Cheeto

Age: 20

Status: healthy (cured from corruption.)

Feeling: determined

Bio: about a year and a half into the apocalypse,Cheeto was manipulated and toyed with emotionally by a corrupted infected,and if used that to corrupt him,but luckily,he was saved. Ever since,he’s wanted to make amends for “betraying” his family. So he uses his new corruption abilities and his feral nature to take care of infected. When interacting with his family,he speaks more gently than he did before.

“Shut it! I don’t care what you say!”

Name: buck

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: neutral

Bio: when he was allowed to fight,he joined in to help,he took a spare sword from blues old room and he uses that to deal with infected. He often trash talks infected,especially the more talky ones. When not fighting,he’s the same as he’s always been. He can be feisty and a bit intimidating when serious.

“Oh? You wanna hang with me?”

Name: pixie

Age: 20

Status: healthy

Feeling: insecure

Bio: seeing everyone in distress,pixie at one point,became very insecure of not being much help..as well even though she was a extrovert at heart,she doubted anyone would wanna talk to her..so in order to pass the time,she dove into the world of escapism,by playing video games in her room. Though when someone DOES wanna talk to her,she’ll stop what she’s doing,to pay attention to them,astonished that someone would wanna talk to her. Or if someone wants to play games with her,she’ll invite them over.

-mod shelby

(I'm scared for what's coming for the other doggos ;w;)

[demonica-31]

Hey guys, I need a little bit of help. I’m doing a Halloween themed game on ClanGen, but I’m having trouble figuring out how to name my characters. The only names I’ve been able to come up with are

Pumpkin

Were/Wolf

Chocolate/Cocoa

Bony/e

Skeleton

Skull

Witch

Zombie

Dead

Franken

Undead

Gourd

Spider

Corpse

Mummy

Eerie

Creepy

Crypt

Fear

Web

Troll

Hob/Goblin

Blood/y

Corn

Sugar

Sweet

Sour

Spirit

Ghost

Ghoul

Wraith

Fright

Stitch

Rat

Needle

Beetle

Glow

Lantern

Grave

Tomb

Freaky

Sliver

Grim

Phantom

Tarantula

Eldritch

Maggot

Vampire

Bat

Midnight

Fairy

Sprite

Vulture

Mushroom

Worm

Wither(ing)

Wilt(ed)/(ing)

Demon

Slime(y)

Dead

Cinnamon

Caramel

Coconut

Wisp

Rot(ten/ting)

Coffin

Howl/ing

Scream(ing)

Gore

Casket

Fungus

Taffy

Buried

Banshee

Beast

Bean

Monster

Nougat

Peanut

Sprinkle

Syrup

Ooze

Gooey

Cream/y

Knife

Cleaver

Slash

Doll(y)

Frosting

Icing

Glaze

Cookie

Cake

Poison

Cider

Shark

Metal

Mold/y

Nightmare

Hiss/ing

Severe/d

Cadaver

Devil

Ro/bot

Carcass

Lollipop

Licorice

Gummy

Jelly/bean

Marshmallow

S’more

Frog

Pie

Walker

Brownie

Fudge

Sharp

Razor

Buried

Chip

Bitter

Cyborg

Cyber

Digital

Pixel

Pixie

Blade

Toadstool

Snake

Cobra

Glitch

Spine

Chill(ed/ing)

Coffee

Espresso

Tick

Leech

Sting

Serpent

Cauldron

Iron

Potion

Pudding

Vanilla

Flour

Piranha

Boar

Pig

Leather

Orca

Anaconda (don’t want none)

Gorilla

Alligator

Crocodile

Turkey

Citrus

Lemon

Lime

Unicorn

Dagger

Clown

Jester

Void

Leprechaun

Orc

Torn

Shattered

Tea

Butter

Butterfly

Diamond

Gem

Alien

Mocha

Banana

Mermaid

Siren

Angel

Soda

Popcorn

Voodoo

Rattle(d/ing)

Dragon

Scale(d)/Scaly

Blueberry

Raspberry

Mango

Strawberry

Grinning

Dancing

Latte

Spice/y

Cozy

Tar

Acid

Melt(ed/ing)

Autumn

Cheesecake

Twilight

Grape

Shard

Crisp(y)

Still

Rabid

Bitter

Twisted

Bullet

Charcoal

Feral

Griffin

Nymph

Melon

Crimson

Plum

Salt(y)

Ring

Somber

Hyena

Decay(ed/ing)

Whiskey

Margarita

Cocktail (that's a whole entire name right there!)

Beer

Pirate

Glitter

Moon

Powder

Heathen

Garlic

Firework

Trick

Treat

Widow

Eclipse

Butterscotch

Gargoyle

Honeydew (another full name!)

Pomegranate

Malt

Milk

Tangerine

Kiwi

Apricot

Blackberry

Cranberry

Fig

Papaya

Pineapple

Raisin

Eclair

Drowned/ing

Viper

Wicked

Glass

Gem

Jewel

Thrash(ed/ing)

Venom

Almond

Cashew

Pistachio

Walnut

Fruit(y)

Bomb

Cherry

Chamomile

Volt

Jolt

Punk

Goth

Emo

Grunge

Hex

Vex

Snap

Macabre

Crazy

Insane

Muffin

Chain/Saw

Hammer

Hook

Machete

Axe

Slice

Loon

Lunar

Phoenix

Nail

Balloon

Fizz/y

Foam/y

Froth/y

Spook/y

Flesh

Haunt(ed/ing)

Poltergeist

Apparition

Soul

Scare/crow (Another full name!)

Cold

Elf

Ogre (someBODY-)

Frenzy

Mirage

Spunk

Darkling

Minotaur

Basilisk

Chanterelle (it's type of mushroom)

Clementine

Nectarine

Orange

Wizard

Broom

Mystery

Yeti

Cryptid

Wendigo

Behemoth

Kelpie

Goat

Amarok (it's a type of wolf)

Pegasus

Truffle

Saffron

Croissant

Strudel

Pepper/mint

Paint/ed

Imp

Bug/gy

Wax

Peach

Ribbon

Gumball

Squash

Tin

Bonbon

Sheep

Harpy

Avocado

Flamingo

Pinata

Confetti

Dino/saur

Toast

Button

Rainbow

Cosmic

Volcano

Squid

Toxic

Rust/y

Lava

Magma

Tornado

Hurricane

Cotton

Silk

But here’s the thing. I’m running out of ideas! Can you guys help me come up with more names?

[castletown-cafe]

Castletown Café Episode 14: Ice-E’s Ice P’e’zza

Normally, there is an I in pizza, but Ice-E plays by different rules, replacing that I with an E. The reason for this might be for the employees who work at Ice-E’s P’e’zza in Hometown, because after all, there’s no I in “team”, so they removed it from “pizza”.

Much like Chuck E. Cheese in our world, Ice-E is a beloved children’s mascot in the Light World of Deltarune. Not only does he have a pizza chain, but a movie, which Susie mentions at the end of Chapter 2. Ice-E seems to be everywhere in Hometown, from the aforementioned pizza restaurant, to a magazine in Sans’ convenience store, to even the pain level chart in the hospital. He even has his own line of body spray, one of which is found in Kris and Toriel’s bathroom cabinet. Ice-E also finds his way into Cyber World, where you solve a word puzzle that is supposedly his catch phrase (according to Susie): “GIASFELFEBREHBER”. When you solve it, an image of Ice-E appears on a screen, then glitches.

Not only does this image of him glitch, but many of Ice-E’s merchandise in-game (especially his magazine) have poor spelling and grammar, whether that’s intentional to appeal to kids (think Xtreme Kool Letterz), or as if Ice-E is a glitch entity, kind of like a certain Darkener we know and love (no relation of course...or is there...).

In fact - why aren’t more fans speculating about Ice-E to begin with? I think he’s quite the mystery, and as an in-universe fictional character, could he be a Darkener? Could he exist in a Dark World?

Wait, wait. wait. This isn’t a theory blog, this is a cooking blog. There is a time and a place to speculate this weird mascot, but that’s not here. What I am here to do is to share a pizza recipe inspired by Ice-E’s P’e’zza.

The menu has some very unusual types of pizza, which is something you’d come to expect in the weird world of Toby Fox. Most notably is their Ice P’e’zza, and their Double Ice P’e’zza. It’s a hit with Ice Wolf, though he is the only customer seen.

So how is ice pizza possible, let alone edible? Simple - it just needs an extra word: cream. That makes this an Ice Cream Pizza! Served cold and fresh for dessert!

When deciding to make this, I forgot all about fast food chain Dairy Queen’s “Treatzza Pizza”, which I remember seeing advertised as a young child, but never tried. Since I never paid much attention, I had no idea Dairy Queen still sells them. The same can be said with Baskin Robbins’ “Polar Pizza”, which I didn’t even know about until I looked it up. Ice cream pizzas just weren’t something I ever tried growing up. Sure, I knew they existed, but I was otherwise indifferent to the concept. Never even thought I’d be here trying to make my own just a year ago, but here we are. I looked up several different recipes online which gave me the inspiration to make my own ice cream pizza, which you can find in the sources at the end.

You can make an ice cream pizza in whatever flavors you want! Use whatever ice cream you want, whatever toppings you want, make whatever crust you want, the sky’s the limit! S’mores ice cream pizza? Make a graham cracker crust, fill with chocolate ice cream, top with marshmallows, graham cracker crumbs, and bite-sized pieces of chocolate! A chocolate chip cookie dough pizza? Make a chocolate chip cookie crust and use chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, top with chocolate chips, and pieces of edible cookie dough! Strawberry cheesecake ice cream pizza? Fill a graham cracker crust with strawberry-cheesecake flavored ice cream and top with bite sized strawberry pieces and sweetened strawberry puree!

As for mine? It’s an Oreo ice cream pizza, made with a crust from crushed Oreos mixed with hot fudge sauce, filled with vanilla ice cream with more Oreo pieces mixed in, and topped with chocolate chips, hot fudge sauce, and of course, even more Oreo bits! I hope my recipe here at the very least will serve as a guide to whatever flavor you want to make.

For a graham cracker crust, onceuponachef has you covered - all you need from this key lime pie recipe is the graham cracker crust portion - but if you also want to make the pie that goes with it, feel free to. It’s a lovely looking pie recipe, just look at that presentation!

I found this video and recipe for a chocolate chip cookie crust, completely made from scratch (including the ice cream)! But you can just use pre-made instead, unless you want to make your own!

One thing to keep in mind: it’s best to use a tart pan for an ice cream pizza, because the bottom can be lifted out from the sides, making it easier to cut when serving.

With all that out of the way, onto the recipe!

ICE-E’S KOOKYS N CREEM ICE CREEM P’E’ZZA:

28-30 Oreos (for the crust)

1/2 cup fudge sauce

Vanilla ice cream

10 more Oreos, crushed or chopped (for the topping)

Chocolate chips

Some of the remaining fudge sauce

Equipment:

Blender or food processor

Tart pan

Remove frosting from about 28 or so Oreos. Save that frosting in a bowl or container and cover with wax food wrap or a lid that fits. Crush the Oreos in a blender or food processor until cookies are coarse crumbs.

Pour cookie crumbs into a mixing bowl and add the fudge sauce. Stir to combine until a thick dough forms.

Place “dough” into tart pan and spread until tart pan is filled, using the flat bottom of a measuring cup (or a glass) to smooth out the crust. Spread some of that crust up the sides as well, giving it that tart shape and to hold in the ice cream and toppings that will come later. Freeze for at least an hour or two.

Take that firmed crust out of the freezer and spread that Oreo filling you saved onto the crust. It will be very thin, so you may need filling from a few more Oreos to completely coat the bottom (but not the sides). Re-freeze for another hour at the very least.

With your crust perfectly firm and solid with a thin layer of Oreo filling spread inside, take it back out of the freezer alongside a carton of ice cream. If your freezer keeps your ice cream hard as a rock, give it some time to soften first, but if your freezer keeps your ice cream at the perfect scoopable temperature, no need to wait! Just scoop and spread inside your cookie crust. But hurry and work quickly! Your ice cream will melt fast, and the outer edges of the ice cream in particular will be the first to melt into a liquid. It’s difficult not to make a mess, which is evident in my photos if you look closely at the pizza. Some of the melting ice cream went over the edges of my crust, so I advise you to be fast but careful. If you need to re-freeze between spreads, do so. Re-freeze at 20-minute intervals before attempting to spread again. You want a nice even layer of ice cream. Once that layer is even and fully spread, freeze again for another 30 minutes.

Optional: If you want to mix toppings into the ice cream, re-freeze your finished ice cream layer for 15 minutes before mixing in your toppings of choice such as bite-sized candy or fruit, nuts, or cookie pieces. Re-freeze for another 20-30 minutes before adding the final toppings.

Time to put the finishing touches on your ice cream pizza! Sprinkle your toppings on top of your ice cream with a generous drizzle of dessert sauce, syrup or fruit puree before sticking it back in the freezer. Let this freeze overnight or for 4 hours minimum for best results.

SERVING TIPS: Wash and dry your cutting board and have your pizza sit out for a couple of minutes in order for the tart pan to loosen, allowing you to remove your pizza from the sides of the pan (which is why a tart pan is recommended). If you can, remove the pizza entirely from the tart pan and set it down on the clean cutting board to avoid damaging the pan when trying to cut slices and serve. Heat a very sharp knife by running it under some hot water, drying it, and then carefully cut into the pizza. It will be extremely tough, and will require a lot of muscle work in order to cut through the frozen cookie crust. Be careful not to cut yourself or the pan, and do not let young children attempt to cut this pizza.

After you have successfully cut through the frozen crust, if you haven’t already removed your pizza from the tart pan bottom, slide your knife (or a serving spatula) between the crust and the bottom of the tart pan to remove your slice. If it’s taken a while to cut (and cutting the first slice is always the hardest - the rest of the pizza gets easier because it’s not stuck to the bottom of the tart pan anymore, but the crust is still tough to cut through, but you get used to it), re-freeze your cut slices to firm them up a little if they’ve started to melt, along with the rest of your pizza after returning the bottom of the tart pan to the sides, so you have something to hold your pizza in when storing it in the freezer. Remove your re-frozen slices and serve. If you made this particular Oreo crust, serve with something to wash that down with because that crust is far too sweet.

Yeah....the ice cream pizza recipes I found that involved an Oreo crust all used the same no-bake method combining Oreo crumbs with fudge sauce, but after having tried this method, I find it way too sweet (and American desserts are notorious for being cloyingly sweet). Not surprising since all of those were copycat recipes inspired by Dairy Queen’s Treatzza Pizzas....but I found an Oreo Cookie pie crust recipe that I’m going to try next time that’ll hopefully be better, by combining crushed Oreo crumbs with their filling along with melted butter. No extra fudge or sugar here to make you want water or milk after eating it! Hopefully. If you give this crust a try, let me know how it tastes!

As summer vacation goes out with the tide, why not say goodbye to it with a slice of Ice-E’s Ice Cream P’e’zza? It’s great for birthday parties, end-of summer parties, or back to school parties....(do people actually throw back to school parties? I don’t think that’s something kids would wanna celebrate....unless they’re starting their senior year of high school or something....)

Until next time....GIASFELFEBREHBER!

Sources:

Article: “Xtreme Kool Letterz”, TVTropes (tvtropes.org). Link: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XtremeKoolLetterz

“Treatzza Pizza Cakes from Dairy Queen”, Dairy Queen official website, (dairyqueen.com). Link: https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-ca/menu/cakes/dq-treatzza-pizza/

“Polar Pizza Ice Cream Treats”, Baskin-Robbins official website, (order.baskinrobbins.com). Link: https://order.baskinrobbins.com/menu/polar-pizza-ice-cream-treats

Segal, Jenn, “Best Ever Key Lime Pie”, Once Upon a Chef (onceuponachef.com). Link: https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/key-lime-pie.html

FunFoods, “Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza | FunFoods”, YouTube. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-8s6lH0KiI

Tastemade, “Ice Cream Dessert Pizza | Tastemade”, tastemade.com. Link: https://www.tastemade.com/recipes/ice-cream-dessert-pizza

Ally, “Ice Cream Pizza Recipe {Treatzza Pizza Copycat}”, crave the good (cravethegood.com). Link: https://www.cravethegood.com/ice-cream-pizza/

Fehr, Ashley, “Frozen Ice Cream Dessert Pizza (Treatzza Pizza Copycat!)”, The Recipe Rebel (thereciperebel.com). Link: https://www.thereciperebel.com/frozen-ice-cream-dessert-pizza-treatzza-pizza/

Lindsay, “Easy Homemade Oreo Cookie Crust | Bake or No Bake”, Life Love and Sugar (lifeloveandsugar.com). Link: https://www.lifeloveandsugar.com/easy-oreo-cookie-crust-recipe/

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¡Hola! Mi nombre es Sara y te diré ¡Bienvenido/a a mi blog!

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Personajes ya emparejados: Taken

Personajes que están reservados/destinados para alguien: Reserved

🎉 Mis Fanchilds 🍭

1. Brix (BirdCross) Taken

2. Falling Star (OuterKiller)

3. Roxana (HorrorCross)

4. Yúmén (NegaOcean) Taken

5. Olyu (BirdError) Taken

6. Adabella (Glitch!Sans×BettyNoir)

7. Skørhed (DustCross) Taken

8. Nerón (Phantom!Papyrus×X!Chara) Reserved

9. Daila (SlenderJeff) Taken

10. Brightness [rediseño] (NightOuter) Taken

11. Dark Glow (NightOuter) Taken

12. Drealler (DreamKiller)

13. Dreamer (DreamKiller)

14. Stawoz [rediseño] (GanzStrawberryNightmare) Taken

15. Coffee (HumanCcino×CrillSans) Taken

16. Resak (DeathFresh) Taken

17. Cookie (EpicCross) Reserved

18. Kylie (EpicCross)

19. Aaron (ScienceFell) Taken

20. Bullet (MafiaKiller) Reserved(?

21. Luxuriós (MafiaLust) Taken

22. Sol (SwadMare) Taken

23. Cutting (Empireverse!Killer×Swap!Cross) Taken

24. Cristel (Bill404) Taken

25. Asher (Bill404) Taken

26. Nicolás (DustFell) Taken

27. Scream (NightFell)

28. Azariel (NegaOcean)

29. Aghat (ErrorClassic) Taken

30. Violetta (DustCross)

31. Melness [rediseño] (MelancholyGanz×StrawberryNightmare) Taken

32. Cecil (ColorCross)

33. Deangel (FatalReaper)

34. Randy (PaperGoth)

35. Ravient (RavenGradient)

36. Jayden (OffenderKao) Taken

37. José (Camibel)

38. Claudia (Camibel)

39. Jorge (Camibel)

40. Bell (FloralCafe/Flowerfell x Ccino) Taken

41. Seliva (HorrorDust)

42. Abriil (EpicGanz)

43. Glitxy (ErrorGanz)

44. Helen (Sarume)

45. Félix (Sarume)

46. Deceit (ShatteredInk) Taken

47. Archibald (Gz Papyton) Taken

48. Selena (DeathFresh)

49. Kiyomi (DeathFresh)

50. Amatista (Quantumtale!Sans×Core!Frisk)

51. Melocotón (GanzStrawberryNightmare)

52. Emilo (Jaja x Killer)

53. Pólux (OuterCross)

54. Francis (Mel×Ganz×StrawberryNightmare)

55. Melissa (Dusk x Dawn)

56. Zhàdàn (MafiaError)

57. Fabrizio (FarmCcino)

58. Jennifer (FarmCcino)

59. Akram (FarmCcino)

60. Panne (Shattered Dream x Error)

61. Gebrochen (Shattered Dream x Horror)

💫 Combos 💫

1. Red Moon (NightFell) Taken

2. Aurolia (NightFell) Taken

3. Álvaro (EpicCrossInk) Taken

4. Levana (BillMare)

5. Nirāśe (BillMare404)

🍼 Babys de mis Ships canon 🍼

• Javier (Stawoz x Shin)

• Mark y Erik (Melness x Crazy)

🍡 Versiones Alternas 🍡

1. Príncipe!Stawoz (AU/Reinos)

2. Cristel, Asher, Red Moon (No corrupto y corrupto), Aurolia (AU/Héroes)

3. Nerd!Melness (AU/Nerd And Jock)

4. Jock!Stawoz (AU/Nerd And Jock)

✨ Oc's propios ✨

1. Iris Smith (Creepypasta)

(Aquí su historia → Iris Smith origen)

2. Justiciary!Killer (Justiciarverse)

3. Justiciary!Error (Justiciarverse) Reserved

4. Thiago: ángel vengativo (Minipasta?)

5. Chicle!Killer (CandyVerse) Taken

6. Icy!Dust (CandyVerse) Taken

7. Oreo!Cross (CandyVerse)

8. Candy Apple!Horror (CandyVerse)

9. Cotton Candy!Error (CandyVerse) Taken

10. Cake!Nightmare (CandyVerse) Taken

11. Juice!Dream (CandyVerse) Taken

12. Frutaffy!Ganz (CandyVerse)

13. Pink Licorice!Melancholy (CandyVerse)

14. Piedad (Protectora del bosque)

15. Marshmallow!Reaper (Candyverse) Taken

16. Akui (Sirviente demonio de Melness)

17. Tumblr!Papyrus (UnderTumblr)

18. Dance!Killer (DanceKiller AU)

19. Justiciary!Murder (Justiciarverse)

20. Xtremes!Ink (Candyverse)

21. Cookie!Epic (Candyverse) Taken

22. Milk shake!Color (Candyverse)

23. Macaroon!Outer (Candyverse)

★ Ships canon (Fanchilds) ★

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• Yume x Yúmén

• Olyu x Hinami

• Skørhed x Umi

• Daila x Alejandro

• Dark glow x Anexlli

• Stawoz x Shin

• Coffee x Takö

• Resak x Victoria

• Aaron x Flamy

• Luxuriós x Azami

• Sol x Yvonne

• Cutting x Karito

• Agnes x Cristel

• Asher x Mía

• Nicolás x Katsu

• Soldier x Aghat

• Red Moon x Sadashi

• Melness x Crazy

• Jayden x Yumi

• Archibald x Yurei

• Aurolia x Akira

• Álvaro x Kaede

• Deceit x Aiko

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• Sore x Brix

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• Pencil x Brightness

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• Pomme x Bell

♡ Ships canon (Pj's propios) ♡

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• Chicle!Killer x WMC!Jaja

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• Cotton Candy!Error x Blueberry!Berry

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• Cookie!Epic x Marshmallow!Nadia

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• Marshmallow!Reaper x Icy!Dust

• Cake!Nightmare x Juice!Dream

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@justadreamyhufflepuff: GSJSVSKSBSJD BABY CONGRATS- CAN I PLEASE GET A 🎠 -> Harry potter + soft love + fluff + prompts 9, 10, 32, 42 from prompt list 1. || for my 300 followers celebration

Prompts:

9. “You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

10. “Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”

32. “Make a wish!”

42. “Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.”

Pairing: Harry Potter x Fem!Reader

Summary: Moving into your new house with Harry.

Words: 3.1k

Warnings: fluff but with slight and subtle mentions of sexual activities + let me know if i missed anything!

A/N: omg yay harry fluff :DDD ok sorry go ahead btw this hasn’t been proofread yet mbad

After years of setting things up, they could finally move into their house. Of course, there were some parts of it that still needed fixing but they’ll eventually work it out. Right now, they wanted to bask in the comfort and triumph of their own house.

“Got your key?” said [Y/N], holding out her own key. She had already attached a duck keychain to it.

“Got it,” replied Harry, showing her his own. They both sniggered at his ridiculous bathtub keychain, which looked undeniably out of place but she was glad for it nonetheless. See, she had bought it years ago when they first talked about getting a house. “Will you do the honors?”

“You know, we could easily Alohomora the heck out of this bas —”

“Do the honors,” he teasingly urged, poking her on the waist where her tickle spot was and she recoiled. “Do it, [Y/L/N].”

“Ha! I’m Potter now, too. Ergo you’re not so special anymore,” she said as she marched up the raised porch. It was a lovely sight indeed — she could already imagine inviting the others to come over: roasting marshmallows either here or at the backyard and such. She giddily walked towards the door. This is it, she thought. “Wait, this is unfair. You carry me as you open it so I’ll be like a pretty wife.”

“That you are,” said Harry as he scooped her up into his arms. She let out a whoop of approval, patting his cheek as he put the key in and swung the door open.

All their boxes were on the floor already, with a lot more scattered all over the house. “Ooh, this is a lot of work. Wanna sleep it off?” she yawned, kicking some boxes aside on her way to the stairs. “What, you gonna protest, Mr. Potter?”

“Not at all, Mrs. Potter,” said Harry, and they both stopped and looked at each other, eyes narrowed while scrutinizing the name. “Mrs. Potter.”

“Does it sound a bit weird to you? I mean, no offense. I mean, I’ve waited for this half of my life but — you know?

“Yeah, like, [Y/N] Potter,” he said again, making arm gestures as if parting a curtain. She started to laugh. “I see what you mean.”

“You look like a . . . getching shooba driver but on land,” she said with a yawn.

“A what?” This time, Harry was the one stifling his laughter.

“Glitching scuba diver on land,” spat [Y/N], taking off her jacket. When she saw he’d been eyeing her with a dazed expression on his face, she made a show of getting off her right jacket sleeve with a suggestive smile on her face. “Wait, uh, can’t get it off. Sweat, I think. Help?”

“Will do, will do,” said Harry, approaching her and reaching out to pull it off her with a tight smile in an awful attempt to keep his laughter.

“Whatever. Can we sleep now, please? Where’s our bed again?”

“There,” he pointed somewhere in the kitchen room.

“I thought our room was upstairs?”

“Our room is upstairs, the bed is here.”

“Why would that be the ca—oh, no. D’we really have to assemble it?” she whined. They had to travel by Muggle transportation due to issues with the Floo network and they wanted to minimize suspicion, and the it was finally taking its toll on their entire energy: [Y/N]’s back was cramping from the long ride, Harry’s head was already hurting like hell. To make matters worse, neighbors were peeking through their windows so they had to go inside immediately.

“No, we can just bring the mattress up and assemble it all tomorrow, yeah?”

“Oh, yeah,” she said with a moan, tossing the jacket on the kitchen counter. “Yeah, yeah.”

“Oh, are we — ?” He shrugged hesitantly.

“No! I mean, do you want to? Now?”

“Do you?” The two chuckled nervously. They were standing there for probably around half a minute or one when the doorbell dinged and the two of them jumped. [Y/N] volunteered to get it.

A woman younger than her for about a year stood in front of her doorstep when she swung the door open, carrying a tiny baby probably about a few months old in her arms. [Y/N] managed a friendly smile as she wiped away a drop of sweat from her forehead.

“Hi, welcome to the neighborhood. I’m Karolina Martin. I live right across and I brought you something!”

“The . . . baby?” [Y/N]’s shoulders tensed as she thought about this over an over until she realized that was highly unlikely.

“No! You’re hilarious, though. I like you. I actually came here to give you” — the woman put down a bag she hung over her shoulder down on the floor — “this.”

Inside was a basket with a bottle of what [Y/N] could only assume was fine wine or champagne or whatever it was couples with a number of chocolates and cookies inside. She realized with a start there was also a pot inside.

[Y/N] laughed, holding up the pot. “Funny, because we’re Potters?” she asked, setting it back down again.

“You are?” Karolina said, impressed. “So which do you suggest I should start with first? Stoneware or earthenware? Ooh, what about fire clay?”

It took a few seconds before [Y/N] realized the direction of the conversation. “Oh! Well, heh, not that kind of potter.”

Karolina flinched, eyeing [Y/N] with suspicion. “You smoke — ?”

“No! Not that kind of potter. We don’t smoke po—Sorry, that’s on me, I should have clarified. I’m [Y/N],” she said. Karolina still looked confused. Composing herself, she managed a tight smile. “[Y/N] Potter.”

“Oh! Oh, my goodness. I’m so sorry!” Karolina chuckled. “I was a bit confused, I’m really sorry. I haven’t met someone around here about my age.”

“Don’t worry about it. Thanks for the welcoming gift, by the way. I just moved in with my . . . husband.” It still sounded surreal to call Harry that way, but she liked it all the same. Her eyes fell on the chubby little kid.

“Right! This is baby Sydney, she’s turning six months old next week. Would be really nice if you and your husband could come — and kid or kids, if you have some?” Maybe it was the coos the baby made or her adorable eyes and hints of two teeth growing, but [Y/N] felt intimidated by the little kid. She was bigger than she thought babies would be. Is this what she’d push through her bottom? She shuddered. “Do you . . . want to hold her?” asked Karolina, oblivious to the thoughts going on in [Y/N]’s heads.

“Listen, I’m really grateful you stopped by but we’re kinda tired. I’m so, so, sorry! Thank you a lot for these stuff. We’ll definitely come by next week — me and Harry, just Harry and me.” [Y/N] chuckled nervously again, smiling at the baby.

“I totally understand. Me and Joey were also very tired when we first moved in, hence Sydney.” Karolina laughed. [Y/N] simply chimed in the laughter as well, not wanting to jeopardize a newfound friendship over a joke. “Have a lovely evening, [Y/N]. I’ll see you around!”

When she shut the door with the bag over her shoulder, she jumped in fright at the sight of Harry just behind the door with an amused grin on his face. “What?” said [Y/N] as she rubbed her eyes.

“Husband?” he mused. When she shot him a glare saying not to push it further, he resorted to giggling. “Sorry, my wife.”

“Shut up, Harry,” she said. “Now, where’s that damned mattress?”

“Worry not, I got it upstairs already, all we gotta do now is take a quick shower and go to bed.”

After they finished dressing into more comfortable clothes, they made it a point to plop down as hard as they could on the mattress. To her relief, Harry had settled a plain white bedsheet on top of it earlier while she was talking to Karolina. She was the first to jump in, stretching her legs all over. “Finally!” she exclaimed.

“Your turn,” she said, pointing at a spot right next to her. Harry took off his glasses and was about to jump in next when she asked where the pillows were.

“Er — Accio pillow!” She could hear the sound of boxes moving downstairs bumping each other when a pillow came hurtling in and landed on Harry’s chest, forcing him to plop down on the mattress.

A shrill squeak sounded, and the two of them froze. [Y/N] narrowed her eyes, pointing her finger at him in accusation. “Did you fart?”

“No, we just still haven’t removed the plastic from the mattress.”

“You want to remove it?” she suggested, ready to get up and get her own wand when Harry gently nudged her back down.

“Okay, where’s my wand?“

[Y/N] looked left and right until she found it tying on an old bedside table he managed to set down earlier that day and said, “There! Bedside table.”

“Eh.”

“Agreed, let’s just say you did fart.”

“Agreed,” said Harry, who unconsciously wrapped his legs and arms around the pillow on top of him and closed his eyes to sleep. [Y/N] was quick to act. Not to take his pillow, but to turn him into one — metaphorically, of course. She laughed at the thought of using Transfiguration to turn Harry into a literal pillow.

Just as he wrapped his limbs around the only pillow, [Y/N] did the same to him. He woke up with a jolt, but did not take her off him. “I’m the little spoon?” he asked with a smile.

“Yes, and I happen to like little spoons a lot,” she said casually. Harry turned his head in her direction, with a wide grin on his pretty face. “Okay, that sounded wrong. It’s just that you hogged the only pillow so now I’m using you as one.”

“Well, do you want it?” he offered obliviously.

“Nope, I like this set-up. Go back to sleep.”

And he did — they both did. At some point during the night, they turned each other into a pillow. Harry, however, awoke to the sound of her snoring. It wasn’t like his Uncle Vernon’s, though. Looking at her face seemed to dull it all out. It wasn’t exactly an endearing sound, but the sight of her was more than so — tousled hair, mouth slightly open. . . . With one last smile on his face as he watched her sleep, he felt himself drifting off into a deep slumber.

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A loud clanging from downstairs awoke Harry. Had he overslept? He found that his back ached whenever he did so much as move, but knew better than to bide his time if there was danger nearby. He reached out to the bedside table to grab his wand, but realized he had to put his glasses on first.

Harry ran downstairs, clutching his wand tightly with his outstretched hand as he listened for anything there was to hear. He paused. A stranger walked out of the kitchen, and he pointed his wand at them.

The stranger held their hands up with a bewildered look on their face until [Y/N] came out of the kitchen all sweaty with a frilly apron. “Harry!” she cried in bewilderment at the sight of him pointing his wand at their new neighbor. “Alright, uh, Karolina, this is my husband, Harry; Harry — stop pointing your . . . stick at her — this is our neighbor who lives across from us, Karolina.”

“Er — hello, Karolina. Sorry about the wa—” [Y/N] shot him a dirty look. “—ander. Wander. Sorry about the bad . . . wandering. You know what? I just woke up on the wrong side of bed and I got paranoid with the . . . new house and all.”

“He tends to get jumpy,” said [Y/N] in hopes of wrapping this up immediately. “Anyway, five minutes left till it’s done. Thank you so, so much for the help, Karol! One last thing, for the whipped cream, do I. . .”

He then noticed that some of the furniture were already arranged such as the sofa and the dining table. Some cabinets were decorated with non-magical framed pictures of them. Harry begged to disagree, though. Each picture there was more than just ma— Is that a baby? Sleeping in a car seat on their couch?

Harry blinked. It stirred, eyes fluttering open. Harry was now holding his breath in anticipation. It was watching him curiously. When he did not move, the little thing started to giggle. Smiling sheepishly back, he made a show of raking his hand through his hair and walking into the kitchen.

It was still messy, but the fridge was on now, and some condiments were put where they belonged.

Karolina was washing a bowl on the sink when the baby outside started crying. She washed her hands quick and ran out, excusing herself while smiling apologetically at the two of them.

[Y/N] opened the oven, pulling out something that smelled of a scent that made Harry’s mouth water.

“Is that Treacle Tart?” he blurted out.

[Y/N] almost dropped the pan of delight she held in her mittened hands. She cleared her throat in an attempt to maintain her composure as she set it down on the counter and pulled off her mittens. Still panting, she looked at him and said, “Harry, darling, I love you and all but please step out of the kitchen.”

“Sorry,” he muttered as he pressed a kiss against her head.

“Don’t do that, my hair stinks. I haven’t showered yet,” said [Y/N].

“What do you mean? It smells just fine.”

“Yeah? Well, it’s greasy. Is it greasy?”

“Yeah, you kinda look like Snape from where I’m standing. Ow! Sorry, bad joke. Okay, keep doing what you’re doing while I. . .” he trailed off as he grabbed her wrist gingerly and pulled off the scrunchie off it and started braiding her hair whilst she shook the whipped cream. “Could you just stop moving and let me braid your hair?”

“Oh, shut up! This tart’s for you, anyway.”

“So it is a Treacle Tart?”

“Uh, Doy,” she said mockingly. “It’s for your birthday, genius.”

“But it isn’t till next month,” said Harry.

“Eh, well, thought we could spend some time together in our new house without a crowd for a while. Why’re you even braiding my hair?”

“That baby got me thinking about it,” said Harry, as the child’s sobs started to cease. “You know, like . . . do you think we’re ready?”

“Well, what will be, will be.” She squeezed whipped cream on each side, scanning the final product with narrowed eyes. Harry tied the poorly-done braid with the scrunchie, letting her hair fall down to her back. [Y/N] turned to him. “Honestly, I’m kind of scared about the whole thing, you know? Like, aside from the . . . bloody pushing, it’ll be a huge responsibility. And I want to know if you’re up for it.”

“Okay,” he found himself saying so casually.

“Okay?” [Y/N] repeated to him, with an expression the combination of excitement and disbelief. “Okay as in, ‘okay let’s start trying?’”

“Okay, yes! Let’s start trying now!”

“Okay, but not right now, though,” said [Y/N] under her breath.

“Why not?” he said. Merlin, I have to stop.

“For one, Karolina’s right there at the doorway with Sydney.”

Harry shifted his gaze from [Y/N] to Karolina, who was now trying hard to stifle her laugh with a sleeping Sydney in her arms. “Okay, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear that,” she said with a suggestive smile. “I’ll get going now, [Y/N], Harry.”

“Oh, you won’t try the Treacle Tart out?” called out [Y/N].

“Nah, we’ve eaten a lot of that already. We’re having cheesecake for tonight. Anyway, see you two.” With a friendly wave, she went off her way, leaving the two of them alone in their house.

Harry expected her to berate him, but she was already facing him with a slice of a tart resting neatly on a plate with a lousy candle set in the middle of it. “Make a wish,” she told him.

“Uh. . . I’m bad at wishes, you know that.”

“Then wish to be better at making wishes then make a better wish next month,” she said.

“Okay, I wish to be better at making wishes,” said Harry before blowing the candle out. [Y/N] pulled off the candle and lead him to the living room, where she put down the pan and separated the entire thing to put it on an adorable floral plate she loved.

“Happy super advanced birthday, Just Harry,” said [Y/N], kissing his head this time. “Have some Treacle Tart. I tried, okay?” Laughing, she put a fork on his plate and went to slice one for herself.

“Thank you, soft love,” said Harry as he helped himself to his slice. “Merlin, this is per—”

[Y/N] bursted into laughter, a couple crumbs spitting on the table. She had to get a tissue and wipe the table as she bellowed. “What’d you say?”

“Soft . . . love. Does that mean something bad?”

“No, no, no. It’s just funny to hear it from you. Say it again,” she said, resting her elbow on the top rail of a chair, eager to hear him.

“Soft love?” said Harry hesitantly.

“Oh my— Who told you to say that? Where’d you learn that?” choked [Y/N], wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. “Okay, sorry.”

“Er — you see, before we left to go here, Ron told me to experiment with . . . pet names.”

“So you delivered?”

“Do you not like it?” said Harry, his fork frozen in mid-air.

“Oh, I do. I so do,” she replied, chuckling. “I’ve had enough of tough love, I could use some soft love. But d’you know what it means?”

When Harry shook his head, she took one step forward to run her hand through his hair, grinning. “Means you accept all flaws instead of trying to build up a wall just to better and correct those flaws.”

“Then what’s so funny?” he asked with genuine curiosity rather than annoyance.

“Oh, Harry. Nothing! I just find you trying new stuff very, very amusing. Moving in here was a good choice, you know. Now I get to find out new things about you,” said [Y/N].

Harry smiled back, his cheeks a tad warmer than usual. “So which do you prefer? Tough love or soft love?”

“Eh, a relationship can’t work with just one of the two. Both works. Now eat your slice before we get working on this house,” said [Y/N] as she snapped her fingers, picking up her own plate and savoring her own work. “Chop chop.”

“You mean home?”

“Yep, I mean home,” answered [Y/N] without any hesitation. Oh, and, just one small update: they didn’t remove the plastic wrap of the mattress until next week.

Taglist: @gingerale2017 @maybanksslut @hey-there-angels @mrzweasley @gwlvr @booksarealwaysbettersworlds-blog @greenlyblue @henqtic @meiitanoia @badass-yn @catching-the-train-to-hogwarts

[hunterwritesstuff]

List?

I'll list the ones I can remember

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Goat Milk Cookie

Sugar Cookie

Dark Choco Macadamia Nut Cookie

Moss Cookie

Apple Crisp Cookie

Papyrus Cookie

Snickerdoodle Cookie

S'mores Cookie

Saltwater Taffy Cookie

Choco Lavender Teacake Cookie

Mirror Cookie

Choco Cream Centaur Cookie

Veridian Spearmint Cookie

Morningstar Cookie

Vanilla Cupcake Cookie

Borealis Sherbet Dragon Cookie

Sleepytime Dragon Cookie

Death Warden Cookie

Shooting Star Cookie

Juniper Cookie

Starburst Cookie

Static Sculk Cookie

Shade Cookie

Shortbread Cookie

Glitched Marshmallow Cookie

Blue Raspberry Knight Cookie

Chrono Fragment Cookie

Grape Overture Cookie

Strawberry Trifle Cookie

Choco Cherry Cookie

Lemon Zest Cookie

Creme Brulle Cookie

Starfruit Ice Cream Cookie

Caramel Cage Cookie

Coconut Cookie

Coral Cove Cookie

Pink Velvet Cookie

Kitchen Sink Cookie

Rainbow Sherbet Cookie

Nightmare Cookie

Dreamsicle Cookie

Smoked Gouda Cheese Cookie

English Stilton Cheese Cookie

Biscotti Cookie

Shadow Cookie

Inky Experiment Cookie(Subject to change)

Blueberry Cream Cookie

So yeah. I HAVE A LOT.

[oasisofgalaxies]

There’s a big Christmas party with all the egos- and I mean everyone. The Septics, Ipliers, and Cranks to- It’s at the Iplier’s manor of course, they have the biggest area to host. And the biggest kitchen. There’s a yearly cookie baking weekend where everyone sleeps over and bakes cookies- (Quick heads up, Mike refers to Mad Mike and no, in my version of him he doesn’t use drugs to bake. He only put them in icecream because an operation forced him to- he hated doing it-) Bim and Mike spearhead the project, planning a schedule of what cookies are baked at what time. They’re uncannily accurate with the timing too, knowing exactly how long the prep and baking will take for each set. Dark helps manage the chaos, and quelling any potential arguments that may spring up. Google and Bing are in charge of looking up new recipes and fact checking them to see if they’ll work. Bing usually comes up with the more exciting and fun ones to make while Google comes up with the classics. Both of them take their job very seriously and swap recipes and ideas between each other. They’re usually seen in the corner with holographic web pages upon web pages floating in the air around them. Jackie and Silver like to fly above the chaos to airdrop ingredients, decorations, frosting, and anything else the group needs. They’re super efficient too, getting the needed item to the person almost as soon as they call it out. Jameson is in charge of making frosting for the cookies. He has an uncanny ability to know what frosting will taste the best in which cookies, or if the specific cookie will need frosting at all. Everyone goes to him with any baking questions they need answered. He’s a walking encyclopedia of baking knowledge. He might even know more than Bim- Mike usually has to keep Heapass from stealing the frosting he’s making or a bit of dough from the batch he’s preparing. There’s a lot of giggle-filled scolding and huffy protests. Blank, Anti, and Wilford are the official taste testers, blipping, glitching, and teleporting around to each stations once the recipes are done and checking to see what could be improved next time. All of them like to steal a bit more than their permitted ‘one cookie per person’. They all claim it’s to ‘double or triple check if it’s good’. The Host is in damage control. He used his Sight to help prevent any mess-ups with ingredients or accidental injuries. He’s one of the most vital parts of the operation and gets extra cookies at the end of the weekend for his work. Marvin also assists with helping operate the ovens, using his magic to shuttle cookie trays in and out of the oven. The air above looks like a highway of cookie trays. (Jackie and Silver are careful to avoid them. The last time they bumped into one of the trays, each of them had hot pink hair for a week. None of them minded to be honest, Jackie thoroughly enjoyed the change) Dr. Iplier and Henrik help with any injuries that the Host can’t see. It’s all small burn marks and little nicks and scratches mostly. Nothing serious at all. Everyone is on decorating duty. It’s one huge mess (literally) of laughing, joking, frosting poker onto noses and a few sprinkles stuck in hair. Everyone has an amazing time decorating. Everyone is also required to make a little cookie-them that they give to a person of their choice. Dark and Wilford always exchange their’s first, it’s tradition! At the end of the weekend everyone piles into the living room for a movie marathon, building blanket forts full of fluffy blankets and pillows. They munch on the mountains of cookies (not even making a dent in the sheer amount) and other snacks throughout the day. Mike makes hot chocolate for everyone, piled high with whipped cream, marshmallows, and a drizzling of hot chocolate on top. Everyone claims it’s the best they’ve ever had. It’s all around a wonderful time and everyone goes home with mountains upon mountains of cookies! Let me know if I missed anyone or you want anything expanded upon :D!!!

[samthe-human]

*Lucky offers you a plate with a brownie on it. Seems like while you were talking, the brownies were removed, topped with marshmallows, and cooled.* :Careful, they're still pretty warm. *He grabs another plate and goes off to the living room with Memoryhead and Glitch in tow. They're probably delivering brownies to Hope, Inversion, and me.* =IF I FIND ONE CRUMB MISSING, SAM, I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR BROWNIE AND COOKIE EATING PRIVILEGES!= -Zora

(*Sam nods, only half listening to what Memoryhead is saying.)

*You stuffs the brownie into your mouth. It’s still warm but not hot enough to burn you. You grab another brownie and cookie and dig in.

(*Oh boy...)

[epicfangirl01]

Noel

The house was warm and cheerful, filled with love, laughter, and the smell of cookies. The six brothers were gathered in the living room and the connected kitchen. The rooms were separated by a long counter that was covered in flour and sheets of cookies.

At the kitchen table, JJ stood, sleeves rolled up, decorating cookies. He was in fuzzy plaid pajamas, drinking a mug of hot cocoa. At the counter, Jackie was swapping out pans of cookies from the oven. He took off his oven mitts, then returned to table to help JJ. Jackie turned, speaking and signing to his brothers.

"The cookies are almost done. The last sheet is in the oven."

Anti groaned from the living room couch. "F̀͝i͜ń͘a̸l҉l͟y͠. ̕ ̨̛I̸͠t'͘͜s ҉̨h͘o͏t ̴̵a̷s ͢f̷͞ųck ͏i͡n ̕͝here̶."

Anti was leaning back on the couch, one leg laying on his knee. He was tossing a piece of coal in his hand. The brothers had decided to make a truce for the holiday season. No plots. No schemes. No attacks. So, for now, Anti was forced to settle with coal. At least it wasn't a knife.

"Quit your fucking vhining. Eat some candy or something," Schneep said. The doctor was sitting on the floor, frantically trying to organize the presents under the tree. They had to look perfect, he always claimed. He had been moving presents and muttering curses for over half an hour.

Marvin stood next to him, putting the final touches on the decorations on the unlit fireplace. He rolled his eyes as he listened to the brother's bickering. Marvin backed away from the fireplace, before turning around, his eyes landing on Chase.

Chase sat on the other end of the couch, hunched over. He was resting his arms on his legs. There was a distant, somber look on his face.

"Chase, are you okay?" Marvin asked.

The younger brother looked up, before smiling.

"Yeah. I'm fine."

Marvin could see the pain in his eyes, despite his bright smile. Everyone looked at him with worried faces. Even Anti's eyes looked soft, the only visible hint of concern. Without a sound, JJ walked over to Chase, wrapping his arms around his older brother. Chase lightly hugged him back. Then, Chase's face fell, tears forming and falling down his cheeks.

"Thank you, Jamie. Thank you..."

Finally, JJ pulled away, a sad smile on his face.

"God, I miss them so much."

Schneep was the next to stand. He placed a hand on Chase's shoulder.

"It will be alright, mein Freund," he said softly. Chase gave a small smile. The other brothers all went to comfort him, except for Anti, who looked slightly uncomfortable and unsure. Jackie was the last to hug Chase, before the younger ego spoke.

"Is something burning?"

Everyone stopped for a moment, sniffing the air.

"Fuck!!!" Jackie shouted. He ran to the oven, pulling out the burnt cookies. They were as hard as rocks.

*Oops* JJ signs. Chase gave a small chuckle and the others joined. Jackie dumped the batch into the trash as he spoke.

"Well... I think that is enough baking for the year. Why don't we watch a Christmas movie?"

The brothers finished their work and prepared for the movie. JJ made hot cocoa and a large plate of cookies. He grabbed a couple of mugs and passed them out. The youngest ego walked up to Anti, holding out a mug topped with marshmallows. Anti looked a little surprised, before taking the drink.

"Ù͏h̶...̛͠T̨͡h̴ą̵ń͘͟ks̛..."

JJ gave a small smile before sitting on the couch between Anti and Chase.

Everyone sat in the living room, eating cookies and and watching the movie. The house shook with laughter and radiated with happiness.

At the end of the movie, JJ saw Anti grin from the corner of his eye. He turned and gave a small smile. Anti looked at him and his face changed to appear disinterested and annoyed. JJ signed slowly, so only his brother could see.

*I saw that smile.*

Anti lifted his hands and carefully signed back.

*I͡͠ wi̸̢l̷͢l̛ ̡͟s̵t҉͘ab͝ y̸̛óu͘͟ ͢with̡́ ͘t͜͞h̴̕e ͞ś̡h̢ą͞rd̡s͜͝ of t̴͘hi͘s͏ mug̀.̧ ̵Y̛͢ó͝u ͢d̀҉i͢d͜͠n't͟ ̷͟s̷͏ee an͡y̧t͢͠h͘͞i̶ng̡̀.̵*

JJ gave a silent chuckle, a doubtful, yet light-hearted look on his face. JJ turned his attention back to the movie and Anti did the same. A small smirk grew on the glitch's face as the movie ended, smiles on the characters' faces.

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Happy holidays, guys! Sorry this was written in a rush. Hope you enjoyed it! I actually got the inspiration when I was organizing the presents like Schneep...

Edit: God, I suck. I forgot to tag people, put in the final message, AND the taglist was added to the middle of the freaking fic. And I'm pretty sure this didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to. *sigh*

Taglist: @brynnicle @beerecordings @plutoandpolaris @iris-the-asparagus

[zimvasion]

random assorted headcanons just Because!

zim can tolerate and actively enjoys some Earth foods, BUT they’re all composed of mostly sugar. like pixie sticks or fun dip (or any other candy you can imagine that is..basically pure sugar,) marshmallows, icing, sugar cookies, etc. if it would absolutely rot a humans teeth out he will eat it

GIR probably forced him to try most of these things therefore he doesn’t like to admit he doesn’t mind them

if zim suffers a great injury, his PAK will heal him/his injuries over a few hours but it does leave him in a weakened state. this would probably be the only time he’d force his body to shut down (or what humans call...Takin a good ol Nap)

speaking of his PAK, although its HIGHLY illegal for an Irken to modify their PAK zim may or may not make a few modifications from time to time. like adding extra tools he thinks would be useful, removing tools that get in his way, trying to make himself not be defective,

irkens dont take well to extreme temperatures. in space/other planets their PAK will adjust their body heat accordingly but often times the heat/cold of Earth is a Lot for zim so he has to take precautions to not like..die

more on the PAK, i like to think it being defective affects zim in a few different ways, some he may not even be aware of. as in he feels a wider range of emotions (and more extremely at that, even if he suppresses them,) it takes longer to heal his injuries, sometimes he feels tired bc its glitching out..stuff like that

he’s like..a weird disgusting cat kinda. swats/hisses at people, hops up onto tables and such (mostly to make himself feel taller but still,) probably curls up in a ball when his body forces him to sleep, no regards for other people’s personal space, if he became close with someone would definitely get up in their space for attention at any given time (like when a cat just takes it upon themselves to sit on ur laptop while ur using it)

gotta end it on a disturbing note: most of zims experiments? not really conducted for the purpose of research. its literally just for his own amusement. he just thinks its fun to experiment on innocent people/creatures its like a hobby 

[motherofkittens94]

tagged by @blueagia

 Rules: Bold what you prefer and tag 10 people.

1. Go apple picking vs go on a hay ride

2. Scary vs sweet

3. Sweaters vs boots

4. Socks vs mittens

5. Bonfires vs football (football ?? in this weather??)

6. Trick-or-treating vs watching scary movies i was never allowed to trick or treat as a kiddo 

7. Bake pie vs bake cookies  

8. Rain vs fog

9. Black cats vs owls

10. Ghosts vs wizards

11. Harry Potter vs Halloweentown 

12. Go hiking vs sleep in

13. Cinnamon vs nutmeg

14. Reading vs writing

15. Hot chocolate vs tea i like both but i drink tea more often 

16. Live in a cabin in the forest vs have it be fall 24/7

17. Candy apples vs  vs what ?? theres no other option 

18. Blankets vs pillows 

19. Roasted marshmallows vs roasted chestnuts

20. Coffee vs apple cider 

21. Red leaves vs orange leaves

22. Bob for apples vs visit a pumpkin patch

23. Braids vs bows

24. Scented candles vs the smell of fresh baked goods

25. Carve pumpkins vs make pumpkin pie

26. Pumpkin spice lattes vs chai tea lattes

27. Coats vs oversized sweaters

28. Beanies vs berets

29. Candy corn vs peanut butter cups

30. S’mores vs apple crisp -whats apple crisp ? apple favoured  crisps or  ?

31. Jump in a pile of leaves vs swing on a tire swing 

32. Corn maze vs haunted house

33. Whipped cream on hot chocolate vs marshmallows on hot chocolate you gotta have bot in it okay 

tagging @duchess-of-tales @hard-as-iron @get-glitched @mrs-storm-andrews @seaofjoy if you want to :) 

[reverseblackholeofwords]

Christmas Tradition

(I’ve felt kinda crummy all day, so I wanted to write some fluff! So in anticipation of Christmas, here ya go!)

Wilford wiggles his toes in his striped pink, fuzzy socks and watches Walter make the hot cocoa. Anti is in the middle of the floor with a peppermint stick protruding from the corner of his mouth as he stares at the ceiling. Dr. Iplier sings “Polar Express” as he puts the movie in question into the DVD player and turns on the Christmas lights in the den.

“Daaad!” Anti whines from the floor, and the Doc grins down at him.

“What an ungodly noise! What do you want?” He rubs his own fuzzy socked foot into Anti’s hair, and the glitch jerks away.

“My tummy hurts!” the glitch grouches, poking out his bottom lip for effect.

“Probably because of all those cookies you inhaled earlier,” Doc grumbles with a little chuckle. “I told you not to eat a whole two dozen by yourself, but you wouldn’t listen.”

The Googles, all snug in their new Christmas sweaters, hand out ugly sweaters to the rest of the Egos as they come in. “Why are we doing this again?” Red asks.

“It’s called a tradition. You’ve never done it before, but each Christmas we put on silly sweaters and fuzzy socks to watch Polar Express and drink hot chocolate,” Google explains, not much for tradition himself though it seems to make the others happy. “Don’t question it.”

Host walks in already wearing his sweater of a cat tangled up in Christmas lights that really light up, and he brings sandwiches and more peppermint sticks. “Did King bring the marshmallows, or did he eat them all again?”

King tosses the bag at Host’s head, and somehow the blind man manages to catch it. King pouts in the corner. “Just cuz it happened two times doesn’t mean I have no self-control...”

Bim reaches over and ruffles the King’s hair. “I like your new slippers, King.”

The King wiggles his feet for everyone to see his new plushie squirrel slippers. “Silver gave ‘em to me!”

“I saw them, and just couldn’t wait for Christmas. My apologies,” the awkward hero offers with a smile as King grins brightly.

Dark slinks in last, as usual, only to have Wilford sneak up behind him and shove a Santa hat onto his head. “Good! Now we can start!” the pink Ego announces as Dark snatches off the hat much to Wilford’s distaste.

Dark notices and puts the hat back on with a roll of his eyes. “Let’s get this over with already.”

“Whatever you say Mister Scrooge,” Wilford says with a bow, starting the movie with a wiggle of his mustache.

They all settle in together because there might not be many things that the Ipliers and their adopted green-haired glitch can agree on or enjoy together, but Christmas is special that way. It can bring even the weirdest of families together.