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fran got sopped for being a yuckmeister. sad!
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why is learning spirit the hardest thing ive ever done
#aside from trying nurse Once lol#like huntress i get. get hatchet. throw hatchet. profit.#im not saying im *good* im just saying i fully get it#i know the add ons i like. im playing with build but its like. i get the idea yanno#BUT SPIRIT?#girl i cant look with my eyes and hear w my ears at the same time.... bruh 😭#my main flaw as huntress is that im oblivious to my surroundings and loose people easy#this isnt improved. shockingly. when you cant see who youre chasing.#but shes cute and i like her so. 😔 i shall try to learn#huntress is just so. cozy for me to play idk even when im missing shots its like. i know why i fucked up yanno?#and when u do snipe a hatchet..... brother its amazing#idk i want to try some more killers too though. idk like the onryo comes to mind. mr head also.#i wanted to try nurse but i did try that and im good actually 👍 no thanks 👍#and plague at some point. bc shes cute.#my post#dbd
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all the Birthday SMAP messages~
context: Birthday SMAP was a segment from smapxsmap for each of the members’ birthdays: 2003 for Takuya and Goro’s and 2004 for Shingo, Tsuyoshi, and Nakai. Each member gives the birthday boy a present, who is then tasked with picking the one that they cherish the most.
*Corresponding the member-present pairs correctly is optional; they learn who gave them the present they chose at the end with a card that was included from them
#smap#smapxsmap#tsukutta#a clip#they’re all so cute….even the nakai..and shingo gremlin ones LMFAO#also not to be brainrotted but why the fuck is takuya so breathy on his message to tsuyoshi?#like girl did you just get done with rehearsal or waaa?#also why are you on your kneEeEeEeee(getting dragged away by ear)#[OKAY HE ACTUALLY IS THOUGH 😭😭]
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I NEVER SHARED MY LITTLE GREMLIN GAL HERE.
She is one of Katale's trusted lil lackeys AND has the privilege of being The Lookout. In her words, she's "the receptionist". She sees who goes in and who goes out and she will in fact be just fine in a fight.
She normally just has her hair loose and down around base but if she knows she's going to have to go somewhere and have to be using a little force, she puts her hair up in various ways because she doesn't want to get TOO much blood in her hair. sometimes some falls loose but she tried at least.
Her full name is [redacted] but when she's asked about her name by the mentor who she has developed banter with she says "you can call me Lee!" and they immediately clock it as "so not your actual name". Which it isn't. Lee is simply a way of shortening her name that no one uses but hey "you don't even tell your lil bestie agent your real name. lose that attitude, buddy" and mentor doesn't push further cause fair enough.
#two crime bosses and a very good boy#also the criminal organization has a very red theme in decor and schemes#so rud and kitty constantly have lots of read on since they are In Charge#but lee and others like her just wear splashes of red#like gloves or ties or necklaces or earrings .... just lil splashes of red#she loves being in charge of being the receptionist#so much to the point kitty stopped calling her role anything else#if lee wants to be the receptionist for a crime syndicate then why stand in way ! let her live her weird dreams#mentor looks at her and is like gd what a fuckin npc of a human being wow#and then promptly begins to get used to seeing her there and dull and whatever and then#someone with her hair back is there and the mentor is like woah where the fuck is the usual girl#and shes like wow dude you are an ass lmao its me homie chill out#and they are just baffled at the absolute difference in appearance simply by puttering her hair up#so i casually love their lil friendship that is mostly just sassing each other at the entrance ways to places
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Okay Komugi actually being a dog won me over I’m officially excited for Wanderful Precure
#i guess it makes sense why her magical girl form doesnt have dog ears if she already has dog ears#anyways ANIME DOGGIRL REP!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO#SHES SO SCRUNKY I LOCE HER I WANT TO BITE HER AND CHEW HER LIKE A DOG TOY#will say though. extremely dissapointed in cure lillian#be more green you faker#wonderful precure#wanderful precure#pretty cure#precure
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Why did my cooking dream get hijacked by my brain making a William Afton oc and au what was that about.
#luly talks#my dreams#I'll peace like i can recollect it was weird#bc it literally was ME BUYING GROCERIES W MY DAD but then the line between when we ended and Michael and William started blurred#i remember the grocery store very well also bc it was very similar to the one i go always to but smaller and more sepia#it was dark for a grocery store like it was just letting sunlight in#pears were half off like some black friday offer so all the products were suuuper cheap#i saw one bottle of milky pear juice for like 1k. and the same w these 4 stacks of frozen waffles who were like 1070.#or this bottle of pear pancake mixture that had 2 or 4 lts#it was kind of when i went away that thr lines started blurring so let me tell you what i remember about this Afton:#he didnt seem. murderous. he was grocery shopping w his kid for fuck's sake 😭 i think he was even sitting somewhere while i ran back and#forth taken aback by these offers? like kinda dismissive at best#uh. Henry was brought up believe it or not. it was like... they broke up or something? like he was kinda upset about the mention but like#in a i dont want to explain why im not with him rn sort of way#very insecure he seemed. like he run into this woman who might've been someone but idk who was whom asked sbout henry and bro was SWEATING#you'd say dream william was a fucking loser he just got locked in thinking like what do i say and HOW do i say it#to make it sound casual but also not weird.#bc on top of all he also seemed to have some weird gender things going on bc he first instinct when trying to explain himself to the woman#(who i cannot stress enough was super friendly like a fucking neighbor or something just going hey hi! hows da family? ^_^)#was to refer to them both as girls as this jokey comradery Let's Ignore The Topic thing before going No That's Bad I Can't Say That#this whole internal monologue in my dream happened in a sort of comic panel thing btw where shit went from these warm browns and greens and#shit from the grocery store to jarring black and whites and reds as William tried to have a straight thought#looks wise unfortunately not a lot going on.though considering this was literally my dream getting turned over can we say my Afton is argie#something something my turn stealing from them etc etc or whatever#uh. brown hair. but not too dark. it was greying and that was making it lighter. also very angular face as you'd expect#high cheekbones pretty eyebrows no facial hair. hair was a bit longuish tho? like a messy ear length maybe?#he had a button up w buttons lose bc it's so hot and humid rn also sunglasses which i know 100% was influenced bc the last design i rbed#a little.before napping#also he had age makes too though his age was most visible in his scrawny long exposed neck#me/mike change was minimal bc we're both pale and brunette hit tag limit so hope y'all like my brain's oc i guess 😭
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Selection of characters for a possible story set in 1900s northeast Brasil
Mira is a jagunço, a sort of gunslinger who works as hired protection. He used to be a cangaceiro (criminal gunslinger who operated in bands and often attacked farms and small cities), but his band fell apart, and he started working for the first farmer who caught his attention: nhô Carlos.
Nhô Carlos, a rich (and single) ranch owner, and Dona Ana, last heir of a powerful family of the region, are rival farmers/land owners. The two often clash over claims on each other's territories, and each has gathered a small personal army to protect their properties.
Sôr Sérgio is Carlos's most trusted employee and boss of the cowboys/ranch hands in his property. Mira often spends his time helping sôr Sérgio with the animals instead of doing his actual job of guarding the property.
Coronel Alexandre, who is not actually a colonel, is a captain of the Guarda Nacional, the imperial and early republic equivalent of the police. He's in charge of keeping the peace in the region the story is set in, and Mira is in charge of causing trouble, so you might guess they do Not like each other very much.
#youni originals#jagunços#<- tag for all these guys and this story in general#despite only one of them actually being a jagunço#nhô/sinhô and sôr are colloquial ways of saying senhor (mister/master) they're not names or titles or anything they're just. sir#dona is the equivalent of lady#fun facts i will not include in the body of the text because there's enough text there already:#1. sor sergio is part native and that's why he has the ear thingy. cultural expression#2. the guarda nacional was composed of rich people who often bought their ranks. coronel was a popular one and many#land owners who were part of the guard bought that rank. to this day big people in small cities are often still called coronel#calling him coronel is kinda to mock him. he's a rich guy who is stuck in this fucking place. he didn't even buy his rank.#3. yes i said carlos is single. yes i gave him a gold ring. up to you to guess why#4. the metal things in sor sergio's hat and leg things are coins. it was a thing here. among cangaceiros and the likes#5. donana is gay. this is not relevant to the quick outline but it's relevant here.#she totally has a servant girl who she treats so well and takes care of like family. her beloved.
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28.04.2023
So much happened this week. (In tags I'll rant about it)
N4 is coming and my prep is not at all good. Took a test today and i failed🥲. But i know my prep is soo bad,it was bound to happen. So have to study for that.
College exams are coming🥹 also have to study for that. The dissertation proposal is in the finalising stage,so that's good. But have to work on it properly imo.
Then i also proposed another research study to my professor and he has encouraged me to go for it. So,also have to work on it.
These very cutu plants in the scorching heat were a treat to eyes and mind.
Got this book from the library and I'm really enjoying reading the essays.
( correction in a tag- she scored less than me in class and she was all sad sad. With her i had to suppress my happiness at moments like these)
#here i go#so here in this clg i have 2 friends mainly they are my classmates and one is roomates also so thsi roomate is very toxic i kinda knew it#from the start but ignoted it bcs we became friends when we used to have online lectures and haven't met each other and somethings happened#in which she helped me so i was kinda obliged to stay w her. and after sometime i kinda strted feeling it. all the bad vibes#the toxicity she carry for other ppl judging them on their appearances and whenever i trued to correct her tries to manipulate things#like she jas all of the mean girl vibe but i the clown couldn't just had the courage or ways to not be w her i so wnated to but couldn't#it was all so fucked up and living w her. i changed i started judging ppl. this was so bad. she went through soem toughtimes and as i frien#friend i cared for her i was there for her almost all the times and most of the times whenever i needed her she was not.#tries to dominate always and the incident due to ehich I'm writing all this is - I'm not earing well properly well from past month she know#and last sunday i was very excited to this dish and i wanted to take more and she said very rudely how much more will you eat? i said i did#not had lunchand almost didn't eat the ehole day what's yhe nig deal abt it why tou saying and stopping me like that and she said i did not#say it she said again i did not say it with that rude voice like she can never be wrong and ppl wjom i rarely talk to have noticed that#I've lost weight but she who luves wirh me almost all the time do not know it whom I've talked to abt this don't knwo it . i didn't have#any appetite after that i just stuffed the food unsideand went outside wiyjout syaing anything 8 wanted ro puke so bad i controlled my#i couldn't beleive what just happened i didn't try to talk to her and she obviously wouldn't bcs of teh ego and then there's another friend#and classmate of us and she has a great bond w her then after taht incident she is also not talking ro me and. avoiding me in the corridor#making me feel like I'm the onw wrong here and thwse 2 ppl were not on talking term a week ago again ego calshes this other girl didn't#so yeah i got snakes here#now I'm all alone but this feels great literally like yes i cried and couldn't sleep bcs even tho i knew they are not always what they show#they were the only obes here i was able to form a bond with ( i hate this part so much now)and i care abt friendships alot but it ended#they are not talking to me I'm not talking to them. but thus whole thing made me free now I'm free i don't have to wait for them everytime#i want to go to library or to a class or to a walk bcs they wanted everything to be done in a grp#and I'm going everyday out to study to walk and to jyst peacefully live bcs now I don't have to deal with negativity and toxicity anymore#i feel myself again my trye self who was kind to ppl who wanted to just study quietly in evening who wanted to just go in class on time#i don't have to feel that if i di this will she judge me I'm feeling free with what I'm wearing I'll enjoy and celebrate all my wins#and achievements of the last year bcs i couldn't even enjoy those when i was with her just bcs she didn't got less tahn me#I'm smiling more nad I'm loving more myself to actually avle to come out of thsi spiral i didn't even know i could so yay#listening to you're on your own kid in loop and it made me so happy#that's it done. there was so much to say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hope you got some idea of what's happening in my life#sending you all love and light and if you find urslf in somesimilar situation or any difficulty rn hope you get out of it very soon<3
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It's 6:30 and I haven't slept at all, from what I recall, I've almost been awake for 24 hours. I can't keep doing this (have been like this for years) I need to see a doctor about my unhealthy sleeping at some point lmao (will not see a doctor)
#my new main doc is so sexist i cba with him#debating taking me off anti depressents because he believes i'm just an emotional woman#jokes on him I stopped taking them because they made me sick#he also didnt wanna diagnose me with BDD until my 'husband' verifed it#sure lemme just ask the non existing husband of mine to ask him to tell you i see myself warped#it's on my record i'm single btw meaning he just thinks I should be married#so if I go to him saying i have insomia he'll start claiming it's because i'm a girl#oh when i told him i'm not married he asked if he could speak to my dad#good luck!!!! my dad talks to nobody he's worst than me in social situations#sky rambles ♡#never forget the time I had an earache and a nurse asked me i was on my period and thats why I was crying#honestly fucking killing myself at this point man can't do shit#i've had bad ear pains since birth 😭 you can't make this shit up#i've had actually blood pouring out from my ears and still been told i'm exaggerating#can't wait to drop dead and i'll still be declared as alive because i'm a silly woman who is over the top#am I emotional??? yes#is that the cause of all my mental issues? i don't think so I think that's more physical verbal emotional and mental abuse but go off#i really REALLY shoukd be medicated but the sickness and weight gain which wouldnt go away was too much
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i never ended up finishing this so fuck it. madoka redesign from last year
#kaname madoka#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica#fanart#sketch#2022#SO! the idea behind this design is to combine heian period junihitoe kimono and modern lolita#lots of flowy pillowy layers and some frills lots of pink white pastel yellow and gold#no gloves so that guiding magical girls to the afterlife is more like... personal#no tit window bc why the fuck. and her canon hair style when she goes madokami is just.... weird?#looks like she just clipped extensions onto the back of her head#no hair ribbons symbolic of her personal maturation and bc she gave her ribbons to homu#and! you may notice! the rings holding her pigtails are similar to the incubator ear rings!#regardless of the girls' opinions on the incubators they are very important to madoka being able to take this form#smth smth predator/prey relationships impact evolution#anyway. drawing more of my madokami and homu redesigns! working on a never before seen homu that i've been developing for years#i personally love the end of rebellion but i do think there were possibilities for it to end differently. hehe. goobye#WAIT ALSO chrysanthemum in the sash bc it's a cute fluffy flower of death#if you've seen my other posts on pmmm i am of the correct opinion that madokami is a goddess of death but not in a negative way#not all death gods are scary and evil death is natural and madoka's here to make it a peaceful experience
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So I answer this phone call, and the lady is like “I’m getting the documentation to approve this” and I’m like oh thank GOD but then she says “I have to order you specific ear plugs that the company approves of :)” and I’m like “wait ear plugs as in to cancel all noise” and she’s like “yes :)” and I’m like “no this was about ear buds or headphones, things being completely silent is just as bad if not worse for my sensory issues” and she gets real quiet and is like “I’m a going to have to talk to your doctor about this then for some more clarification” and I’m like HFDJSIDKJDKDJDK that is what the letter SAIDD it specified ear buds so I can play things that I know help regulate my sensory issues and it also said in the letter to contact my therapist if anyone had more questions why are we even having this conversation are you fucking stupid it’s already been a MONTH since I turned all this in and now I have to wait even fucking longer because no one can read and wants to be as difficult as possible
#also the entire call she kept saying shit like ‘it’s very normal for ppl with your conditions to have sensory issues it’s nothing#to be ashamed of 🥺’#like girl…. I never said I was ashamed why are you saying that…..#also hate hate hate that she specified they had to be ‘specially ordered and company approved ear plugs sent directly to the warehouse’#if they end up clearing this but do the same thing with ear buds I’m gonna lose my shit#just let me use MINE that connect to MY PHONE that I already HAVE that I like the adjustments on I’m BEGGING 😭😭😭#also she kept specifying that I could use a ‘calming app’ or ‘calming noise’ maybe once I said ear buds#if they try and tell me I can only use ‘company approve software’ for this I’m going to LOSE my shit#like no if you try and make me listen to the fucking ocean or like smooth instrumental shit for eight hours I will snap and go insane#I regulate with screamo and metal and edm THATS what helps with my sensory issues#overly ‘calm’ things tend to make them WORSE#I’m just so tired….. like idk could we maybe just trust that disabled ppl know what they need for themselves more than randos who had like#two conversations with them and then decided this was ‘better’#I’m so fucking tired#she also exclusively referred to me with my deadname the entire call#despite all my emails AND THE FUCKING LETTER FROM MY THERAPIST using my chosen name#like girl…. 😭😭😭😭😭#I hate it here I hate this company I hate it so much its unreal#kaz rambles
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thinking about kidnapping you and asking what kind of pet you want to be… maybe an adorable kitten 👀💖 or a soft, eager puppygirl… or a sweet breeding bunny 🤭🥰 i’ll lay out a bunch of tail plugs and cute outfits and animal ear headbands, and have you choose~?
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#IM SCREAMING YES PLS#isnksndksndkdnksnskdnskndkcnd#omg omg omg I’d die????????#tbh I’m not sure what pet I am#I need someone to tell me hehe#I think it all depends on my mood what pet I am#maybe you’ll just leave them out for me#so I can pick what I want to be each day 😇#I think I’m leaning towards being a sweet breeding bunny#but I also can see myself being an eager puppy ready to please!#awhile ago one of my snap babes said I’d be a cute doe#and I think that’s fucking adorable 🥺#why isn’t there more doe girl content?????#like I want doe ears and a cute lil tail#how fucking cuuuuute#I’ll be a shy lil doe#hiding from people cause I’m a scared lil baby#and you have to coax out of my hiding spot#but once I know you I’ll be comfy and playful with you 🥰#ugh I want want want pls#cute asks#fav asks#🌸 anon#ask
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y’know just as soon as i start getting comfortable with the idea of being open/relying on my dad and him being more comfortable with my choices than i feared, i can essentially throw all that out the window with how vehemently he yelled at me at the thought of my getting my septum pierced (even though i never said i was yet. i said my side before i decide anything else). also making underhanded remarks of me never getting tattoos other than the one for my mom. like okay don’t ask me why i don’t tell you about anything or talk to you or anything. what the fuck.
#‘i love you no matter what’ and ‘you’re an adult and as long as your choices make you happy’ out the window i guess.#are we too sober for those statements to apply all of a sudden?#and again i didn’t even say i was getting it any time soon. i said my sister wants to take me to get my first non-ear piercing.#she’s getting hers repierced & i want to get my side.#and then he started going off on me for it for no reason. and brought up the one tattoo i want to get for my mom.#and THEN made an off handed remark of a similar vein about dyed hair.#i hope he knows he’s literally the only reason i don’t have piercings or tattoos or dyed hair or like anything that lets me look how i wanna#like deadass. i know i’m your ‘baby.’ but can i please actually embrace myself. i don’t care if you don’t like alt culture. i do.#he would shun the girls i crush on fr like oh my god.#like if he knew what i really wanted to look like i think he’d disown me. won’t even have to bring up my funky relationship with gender.#literally as soon as i start thinking i can be open with this man he pulls this shit and then asks why i’m slowly getting more distant.#like wow it’s almost like i’ve been regulated and raised according to what you want and not what i want.#and you wonder why my sisters (especially my oldest who has a lot of piercings & tattoos like i want) aren’t close either? isn’t that wild?#how we never got much of a chance to explore this without reprimand until we were moved out? even as legal adults?#absolutely WILD correlation there i wonder if the causation lines up here pa. what the fuck.#anyway i’m gonna go now and not cry because my roommates are home but i’m gonna go sulk because i’m sick of this ✌️#oh wait convenient that the showdog poem went up tonight too isn’t that crazy. man calls himself out so hard lol#grace being stupid#text post#personal
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@ the aroace community
Girl help. How do we survive?
#I’m greyromantic which is so fucking hard dude#how?#how do others do it?#the answer: we don’t#I was such a dummy#I still am#took me five years to figure out three people had a crush on me! and I freaking was so mean to one cause#I thought they were making fun of me! It didn’t compute someone could like me if they never met me or even talked to me???#I straight up said F you to his face!!! aaaaaa I’m so sorry!!!#I wore fucking CAT EARS to class!!! his friend constantly told me that he liked me and it didn’t fucking register that he wasn’t joking!!!#that girl in class who always wanted to be my lab partner and was very forward wasn’t just there to pass the class by copying me!#she was actually flirting with me! cause she liked me! and I thought she was just some kid! and she would always joke around with me and#include me and I was literally such a dummy greyromantic who didn’t understand what was happening! aaaaaaaaaa#literally there was other lab partners in the room smarter than me why did I think this??? my brain is so illogical???#my asexual brain was not affected by her!#aaaaaa literally sobbing oh my god ONE OF MY FRIENDS. THE MOST OBVIOUS IF THEM ALL AND I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING SILLY#dude. I can’t. literally sobbing and crying#aroace#aromantic#asexual#greyromantic#greysexual#guys#guys please#how do we live like this?
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besties it was a big day for me today i found out that sloths have very cute little ears
#i’m a sloth girl i have loved them since i was a child and for some reason never thought about what their little ears look like#i’m obsessed#literally giggled for so long because they are so cute#i’m so fucking annoying why do you even follow me
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doctors are seriously the most insane people ever
#i remember 2 years ago i had to go to the emergency room for a really bad ear infection#the doctor was a white lady who took one look at me and my mom and assumed we didnt speak english and even after we told her we did#she said everything slowly and carefully like we didnt understand anything. 'im going to listen to ur heartbeat. do you understand? 🥺'#YES go to hell#and then she commented on my bra size 💀#she got those sticks and told me to open my mouth wide and i. could not do that. because my ear hurt so fucking bad#and she was like 'well we can do this the easy way or the hard way so why dont you just open your mouth? 😊' ??????? hello????????#girl is threatening me over being in pain... and then she literally yanked my ear this way and that and asked if it hurt. bestie what#anyway#aricouldyounot
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