#girl what in the hap is fuckening

[homosexualleaf]

s3 e13 of TOS and the Lady Of The Week just asked Kirk what spanking is??? hello writers excuse me what??? like they’re kissing and she goes “what is this ancient earth custom called spanking” HELLO??? TOS getting kinky (again) ig ???

[percentstardust]

anyways, WATCH ABIGAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twistedappletree]

WALKING BACK TO MY CAR AND A GIRL STOPPED HER CAR AND GAVE ME A ROSE???!?!?!? ¿

[whimsicalcotton]

reading the asuka wikipedia page

[flatstarcarcosa]

so i did a google and like. lmao. lol even.

apparently the print version of generations came out in 2018, it's the ebook that came out in 2020. purgatory was supposed to come out no later than LAST SUMMER. apparently alten has been pushing for super special "collectors/limited" edition versions of a reprint of the entire series, at 80$ a pop.

or you can pre order a special edition of the final book by itself for 36$, which, if it includes everything he says it does, is not a bad price.

except the pre order for THAT has been active for five years until he randomly closed the site for pre orders down. and then posted last june on FB that like well uh it didn't seem to be selling too well but if people are still interested totally let him know and he'll open preorders again!

oh, and the final meg book is TOTALLY coming out after the third loch book. which was supposed to have come out in 2022. which has also been open for preorders for five years.

bro. i was initially giving him slack for slow releases because i know the dude's health is not great, but like.

this feels less like "understandably taking time" and more like just. greedy bullfuckery?

he's also not consistent among his website and updates about how the fuck the final book is releasing. like. it looks like if you don't buy the legacy edition of all 7 novels or the 36$ preorder there's no other way to read it because that's the only release he's doing and i swear to christ if that ends up being true that's the biggest Fuck You Reader i've ever seen.

This mf just ended this book with jonas watching Terry's sub get swallowed whole and I'm ready to square up!!!

[vamptits]

not to invoke the language of our forefathers but girl what the hap is fuckening.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Sooooo, fun and tragic Sailor Moon AU idea but:

Zoisite further modified the Black Crystal, granting it the power to transform any human into a Youma. Zoisite intended to use this power to turn Naru into a Youma. He materializes outside Naru's house, intending to turn her into a Youma and lure Sailor Moon out.

In canon he bailed because he thought Tuxedo Kamen was there and had to try again later but fumbled the shot and got some actor. Though said Youma did manage to create a hostage situation to exploit:

Zoisite appears before Sailor Moon, and orders her to hand over the Yellow Rainbow Crystal, or he will let the people inside the Marimo balls suffocate. Sailor Moon reluctantly hands it over,

Long story short, one can get Dark Mercury & Metalia corrupted Endymion angst by having Naru made into a Youma. & that this is early enough in the series (IE before Usagi even has her memories back or Minako has arrived) that she'd be even more vulnerable to this kind of tactic than canon as seen with her handing over the crystal.

Probably not your style but I had to share >:3c

Honestly one of my.... idk if I'd call it a 'complaint' exactly but it's that Naru was Usagi's close friend and was always somewhat involved early on, but kinda dropped off as more Senshi were introduced.

And that makes sense ofc. The Senshi are more important so Naru would fall off a bit.

But while there's been plenty of times where Naru is the Damsel in Distress, I think forcing Sailor Moon to actually fight her directly could be a hell of a lot of fun in that same vein of 'oh god this is someone I care about I can't fight them like this!!'

Bonus points if it ends with Naru actually remembering things and connecting dots on Usagi being Sailor Moon and ya girl gets an info dump of what the hap is fuckening with all the magical girl shit

[justmwahstruly]

fellas this was supposed to be a little drabble. what the hap is fuckening

(teehee flint belongs to @twolitwicksinatrenchcoat and Dotty is @thecluelessdoctor heheheheheh)

She was exhausted. So many people had been at the diner today! And she was one of the few waiters they had so far, and it never helped that  people requested to have her. Not that she minded, since she figured it meant they liked her (or her service), but still. Sometimes a girl could use a break! As she finished with the last round of customers, she slumped over on the counter. The cook gave them a presumably nice pat on the back, before leaving the diner. 

(She never particularly knew the cook very well because they hardly talked and when they did, it was very muffled because of the large plague doctor-esque mask they wore. She always figured they were an Uninfected, or a Sentient who didn��t want to infect people by going Feral. She tried asking, but she never understood what they said, so she just pretended she did.)

As she was on her way to leave, she got a text from her brother. Right, it’s his first day at his new job. His first job! Official job. Yeah. She read the text, saying:

Benny

Hey sis, im not gonna be able to pick up kizzy and tazee today bc my shift ends at 7

are you ok with picking them up

She sighed and responded, saying yes she would and what is the name of the place he dropped them off at? After getting the name of the place (and the address), she started making her way over. It wasn’t very far. Good thing for her, since she let Benny use the car.

She opened the door to the place, somewhat surprised it wasn’t as bright and colourful as it seemed it should be. It was a daycare, after all, and her little sisters loved all things colourful. But she knew that not all little kids were like her sisters, or could handle the brightness of so many colours. She was glad it wasn’t too bright. She looked around, scanning the kids and looking for the two. She overheard a commotion over by one of the caretakers.

”Mr Grumpy just looooves her!”

”She has purple hair and she’s missing an eye, and she’s really pretty! And he’s going to marry her one day!”

”Wait.. does she work at the diner?!”

“The restaurant? Yeah! Why?”

She saw her little sisters now, beaming at each other and then the other kids.

”That’s our big sister!”

And then she heard the most dramatic gasps she’d ever heard from any little kids in her life, as well as a burst of laughter from other caretakers. As the words she’d heard sank in, she felt her face flush unconsciously. Her?? Well, now she had to know just who this ‘Mr Grumpy’ was. As she looked at the caretakers, she noticed the one they all crowded around—

Wait a minute. She recognised him. She’d seen him before at the diner, his mouth stitched shut, eye all messed up, and ironically unscathed goggles. She believed his name was Flint..? She wasn’t sure, but he seemed to be the ‘Mr Grumpy’ they were talking about. He was all flustered, clearly embarrassed by what they were saying. She felt her own face flush more. Now she just wanted to make her brother pick them up again, surely they could wait—

Ugh, no. She had to be a good sister. She couldn’t just do as she pleased. Rather shakily, she walked over. 

“Hello..? Um, Kizzy, Tazee, time to—“

”SISSYY!!”

They both ran to her, jumping and hugging her, simultaneously spewing things and a rapid pace of speech. Among their words were ‘in love,�� ‘fish guy,’ (which she thought was rather rude) and ‘no eye.’ “Calm down, calm down. One at a time. Who what when where and why?”

Bouncing in her spot, Tazee said, “So we got here and Donna— that girl— said she and Mellie—  her, that’s her sister— saw Mr Grumpy—“

”Mr Flint?”

”Oh! Yeah, Mr Flint. She said they saw Mr Flint and some lady with no eye talking and he wasn’t grumpy at all! And he was smiling! And so now we know he’s not a big grump and he has a BIG crush on the lady! And they said she has no eye and purple hair and is really pretty and works at the diner and that’s you!! So now we know that Mr Flint has a REALLY BIG CRUSH ON YOU!!” 

Kizzy nodded enthusiastically. “And he loves you so much and he wants to tell you really bad but he can’t because he can’t talk and—“

”O-Okay, you two. That’s enough.”

She spoke with a red face. She was sure the children were exaggerating, since they’re only little. But still, a part of her was quietly screaming. Half because she did kind of have a little bit of a crush him though she felt it was wrong because they hadn’t interacted much outside him visiting the diner, and half because these were her little sisters and them saying these things was VERY EMBARRASSING FOR HER, as well as it must have been for him. 

“I’m sorry about the trouble, Flint. W-we’ll be on our way.”

She smiled at him, as a sort of reassuring and apologetic gesture. Unfortunately for them, though, the kids saw it as a sign that she liked him too. They gasped and giggled and squealed, and she gave him another look of apology. She waved, and he waved back, with a little, subtle smile. He was clearly very embarrassed, and was very tired of the kids squealing and such. But he still seemed… okay? She didn’t know how to describe it, but she felt her heart do a little leap. Oughhh, no Molly! Stop that, you stupid heart of hers! 

She got home, flopping down on the couch with her sisters following.

”So, when are you two getting married?”

She simply sighed and shut her eyes.

”I don’t know. Not soon, though. I don’t know if we ever will. I kinda do like him, but I’m not sure if he really likes me like you guys think he does. Love is so much harder than you think, you two. I want you guys to remember that.”

teehee

[lumenflowered]

lemme see if i can put some of my new vocabulary to good use.

what the hap is fuckening, Maria??

...Took me a moment to realize what was wrong with that sentence. But in all seriousness. What in the world.

Please, please try to have more self-preservation? Please?

~ Zelda, Link, & Mipha [@prayers-to-hyliarceus]

I' m fine

That woul dhave killed anyon elese but it mightno thave killed me

I'ms orry but I canno t

Hi! Dee here, I would personally rather she not step into the way of any more Hydro Pumps anytime soon and I am rather confident that my friend has Lugia under control, she is very good at fighting gods. Once the Kimono Girls have been escorted off the island... we will figure the rest out from there.

[ungalobrando]

Ok hear me out lately I've been having some thoughts...

An ugly, and I mean REVOLTING teen girl in a terrible home situation. Dirt poor and abused with no hope for a better life. One day, she finds a lipstick in her pocket, and it's such a beautiful color... It lasts for exactly eight hours and then, the bright red vanishes mysteriously. She has no idea how it even got there, but it makes her feel better about herself, even just slightly.

One day, her abusive father once again tries to force himself on her. He locks lips with her, but this time, she's wearing the mysterious lip stick. It seems like the longer he kisses her, the more her body begins to change... After a few seconds, she perfectly copied his appearance, and he's left with her body and face. The girl is a Stand User, and that magical lipstick gives her the power to steal people's bodies for 8 hours. This might just be her ticket out of poverty and out of this family. This might just save her from getting arrested for every possible crime.

Bonus: A really grumpy police officer trying to figure out what the hap is fuckening and accidentally adopting her lmao

[colesterstrudel]

girl i never liked dolph and i am still flabbergasted ???? he's been there for fucking ever and he's ALWAYS been good & reliable?? everybody else is a tragedy, dolph is a shock. what the hap is fuckening

TRULY like who tf else are they gonna depend on to have matches against new dudes/mfs who’ve been there for a while who need to grab our attention again like hello?????

[whimsicalcotton]

girl where am i. i feel like i am missing context

[targaryenrealnessdarling]

I YELLED some of them definitely give Virgin energy or they beg for marriage I was like what the hap is fuckening???? Or they have horrible memories and keep calling me a stark girl 😭😭😭😭😭 Burt there’s three I found that will finger blast an oc on sight. This one well my pic tackled him in there library cuz he stole her book and then he pinned her to the ground and threatened to cut up her dress 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Did someone say finger blasting?

[prognosis-undiagnosable]

TW: VENT, B/P

I woke up late for an fun event saw text from the friend I was suppose to go with. went to the 2nd event instead. Saw the Ginger Mop headed freak from the wellness check. GOt my duo's order wrong too. IN line I got nervous and there was too many people.

Was able to briefly hangout with my friend because they got caught up in Stardew Valley. But I felt bad because I felt like I was just venting the whole time about shitty roommates before they had to go to study for a Calc quiz.

Walk back to see Sorority girl's MOTHER right there in the living room.

Skampered off to notify my duo about it, and just as I was about to ask my duo if it was just a glitch in the roommate group chat, I get a call.

And the user used my PREFERRED name. WHich is a big deal because only people close to me know that shit, but they were also from the school. Mental health president or something.

I had to have a 20 MINUTE fucken conversation with them to convince them I'm not mentally ill or going to kill myself so YIPPEE. And I convinced them to email me instead of call. So I might have to become buddy buddy with them just because BITCHES won't leave me the FUCK ALONE and kept filling out fucken reports on my ass.

So game plan is be kind of buddy buddy with them so I can squash shit faster, by just telling them people be moving mad and trying to start shit.

For some reason after this phone call it overloaded my bitch ass and a bitch started sobbing like full on loud as crying. I texted and called up my crib sibling full sobbing over the phone bout how I just wanted ONE FUCKEN DAY that when right before exams. Told her about what happened over choked crying and shit.

Recovered like a motherfucker likee cringed at how much I bitched out like. Then we had a normal call update on each others lives. She's so fucken nice.

Ate half of a protein bar. Apparently all protein bars from this brand even though they don't have milk in them just rip the shit out of my stomach, I felt so bad for the person in the other stall. and I was lowkey really embarassed. Heated up some food in the Apartment Center microwave. Open the door to Psych Major's boyfriend at the kitchen table. He had the audacity to say Hi to me.

I just walked back to my room and and my shitty rice and fried tofu. Got sleepy and took a whole ass nap. Had a weird ass dream about my duo.

Barely got myself up in time for my online Stat class. Roommates and I think some friends were SO LOUD.

I drank too much liquids inbetween this time, but I don't want to go back outside my room.

I literally had to explain everything to this person on the phone about how I harmfully stim, I nervous barf when I'm stressed or nervous about presentations, I'm not manic it was just best way I tried to describe being really excited/amped up as a person with ADHD and not the best phrasing Yes I know, but ESL bitch

I asked who it was. it DEFINITELY was my shitty RA just because I didn't want to do the stupid Chat Check Up with him and he's being a petty bitch. because I asked and full name dropped his as and the person on the line full on paused trying to cover for his bitch ass.

"I think this person just wants the best for you" like Bitch PLEASE

the ONLY times I mentioned the word manic, head bang stimming was DURING that shit fest of a Roomdial Meeting. so IT's FUCKING HIM.

I have NEVER be Fuck with this much directly since like EVER like shit's happened to other people around me that I care for that fucked me up a bit worrying about them and 1 major direct blow back, but shit this CONSTANT over and over and over shit? Never

Like bitches be dick riding me so much like hop off me I'm ace motherfucker.

and the vomit shit I can't burp properly a lot of the time so I just gag a lot instead. like not even on an ed shit but just in general I have 1 too many sips of liquid or food voms like bro I explained this to the RA during the MEeting HIS BITCHASS WAS NOT LISTENING

I swear every bad thing or inconvenience that happens to me this month is racist. During MY MONTH. AAPI month?! BiTCHHHH fuck off.

TW: Vent

Love my friend but she is so shit at giving advice through text.

This it why I should just stick to the status quo, stay in my lane. Tumblr vent post just satiate that screaming need... well and also a blasting music jam session but ye

Fuck my roommates they all suck. They have a guest that stayed the night stole my soap dispenser and put it on their side. (There's 2 sinks.) But they used our sink. Like WHAT? Not to mention the passive aggressive bullshit of over sending information already given. Like we were so chill about it. Like hey maybe don't bring a stranger into the apartment to stay the night WITHOUT TELLING US. BUT NOOOOO THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR THEM.

Now they passive aggressive text in the group chat like this gem

"Once again, my friend is staying over tonight she is sleeping in the living room"

Like am I crazy or saying "Once again" is passive aggressive.

I feel like I'm going insane.

They had to have told them that which is our sink. There's no way they didn't.

I feel like I'm going insane. It's proper roommate etiquette to assume that if THEY have someone over they are going to be using THeir stuff on their side. Am I crazy for that?

Bro, I haven't even stepped outside at any time the guest has been here, but them sending that "once again" text in the middle of them already being here? Like both of them know that I don't ever really leave the apartment and my fucken lights are on in my room tonight so am I crazy for thinking the "once again" message was a pointed intentional passive aggressive diss?

Whatever I don't care anymore. I hope they get chemical burns /irritated skin from using the rigged soap dispenser because WE HAD TO HIDE OUR OTHER SOAP DISPENSER because they wouldn't stop using ours even after telling them politely to use their own and use their own sink. LIKE BRO IT'S NOT THAT FUCKEN HARD

[otakushrew]

>.>

When you’re developing a Fairy Ranmaru OC with elements of a lost elemental clan and their first steps in Fairy-ing is based on a Shinto Myth.

[angrywarrior69]

Star Trek Rant: Strange New Worlds and disability

Hi, I'm the easiest person to please when it comes to sci-fi, and I'm even easier to please when it comes to star trek. I will not be trying to sound scholarly or even smart in this post.

That being said I have some issues with strange new worlds and how it keeps having story lines chalk up to the idea that having a disability is worse than death.

Like I get that the original series captain Pike ends up in the chair and that was so scary/cool in the 60s that people went feral over it, but it's 2022 now and I simply cannot comprehend how no one on the writing/producing staff said "Maybe we should tweak this?"

I bring receipts so my examples are as follows: MAJOR SNW SEASON 1 SPOILERS HERE

1. Captain Pike equating his getting badly injured to a fate worse than death.

2. Hemmer, the blind chief engineer, being killed in the dumbest way possible.

3. M'benga's daughter's fatal illness escapist fantasy miracle cure/fridging/character death.

4. Spock's alternate timeline fate that was being equated to Captain Pike's original timeline fate.

1. Captain Pike being a sadboy about his fate in the chair is understandable at the start. If I had seen that shit for myself I would have said what the fuck and done some happier psychedelics to mitigate it. Unfortunately, he is straight edge like most starfleet captains in their pilot episodes so whatever. He's sad. He's scared. He's not being objective. It's plot and that's okay by my standards. The show has to have plot based on something, so sure. Make him sad about the time crystal vision that people who didn't watch Discovery have no idea what's going on. Whatever, I'm easy to please, so I didn't question it much.

2. Hemmer, I could make a whole post about Hemmer, but here goes: Hemmer is introduced as the blind chief engineer, but with super cool brain powers to make up for it. It’s not like Geordi on TNG. Geordi gets to be disabled with a technological aid that makes him able to see more visible spectrum than humans can. Geordi’s VISOR does not “make up” for him being blind. Without it he is very much still blind. Geordi gets to be smart and good at what he does. His coworkers and friends love him for who he is. ALL THE WHILE, he’s literally just some guy. Geordi legitimately is just some guy at the end of the day. Whereas Hemmer is introduced by Spock to Uhura like,

“This is Hemmer Ebony Dark'ness Aenar Ravenway and he has long blue antennae and precognitive abilities and a massive fucking brain that makes him the coolest girl in school.”

And then... they just make it so he can’t sense the Gorn? I get the Gorn are supposed to be next-level shit right now. Unstoppable. Intrepid. Yada fucking yada mean scary lizards a la Alien style (a whole other rant about the gorn there). But they take Hemmer, arguably the most interesting person on the ship, (probably because everyone else is so boringly human) the coolest OC they’ve made... and turn him into an exploding egg sack that commits suicide to save everyone else? They turn him into an EGG SACK because he can’t SEE the acid SPIT or the SCARY LiZaRds. His disability is turned against him for the first time and it kills him. And just like DC comics The Flash universe is always built on the bones of Nora Allen, the SNW crew decided to throw Uhura’s universe on the bones of dead Hemmer. This is completely fucking unnecessary considering Uhura starts off this ride with a TOS legacy to carry her.

They didn’t have to build Uhura’s story on the bones of this dead man, they didn’t have to build Uhura’s story on the bones of ANYONE. It was quite literally. so. dumb. This decision invalidates Hemmer’s capabilities and invalidates Uhura’s I-don’t-know-if-i-want-to-be-in-stafleet storyline. She just decides to stay because a blue dude told her to open her heart before he died?

What the hap is fuckening.

3. Oh boy oh boy M’benga’s daughter. The fatally ill child... who looks perfectly healthy! We are told she is sick so we must believe it. I digress. Rukiya, CMO M’Benga’s daughter, is dying. She’s so sick that she can’t even be out of the transporter buffer for more than a few hours or so by the time the 7th-8th episode rolls around. There is no cure for her illness. M’benga tries and tries to do something to help her but in the end all he does is put her on ice. This child is nothing more than a plot device. They literally put her on ice in the transporter buffer and bring her out for plot purposes and have no shame about it. At this point it’s like they’re saying sick people shouldn’t exist with healthy people. No one else is sick or disabled other than Rukiya and Hemmer. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind. And then as @sneasingsneasel put it so nicely. The issue with this kid is not that she is sick, or cured, or becomes a god-like being; it’s that the miracle dream escapist fantasy becomes reality just to give M’Benga something to cry and then be happy over? Why was this even done at all? This plot didn’t do ANYTHING for anyone. We all just had to watch a kid who looks perfectly fine be put on ice and then fridged (i.e. the practice of killing off or hurting a minor character in order to motivate or torture a main character) Again, what the fuck is happening? WHY was this a thing?

4. Spock and Pike’s fate being switched and Pike’s actions immediately after seeing it. This is what got me GOING y’all. This is what set off the rant and this is why I’ve wasted so much time trying to form some thoughts here. We’ve come full circle back to point one.

To summarize, Pike goes forward in time and Spock gets fuckidy fucked up by some shit and we’re told that burns cover 40% of his body, his spine is wrecked, and he has head trauma. Nurse Chapel says “if he comes out of this he will never be the same.” and... that’s it. That’s enough for Pike to chose his original fate for himself over attempting to change his own fate and having it land on someone else. AGAIN captain Pike is seeing the future of someone who very well may LIVE and deciding that it is So Bad that he must bear the burden of it alone.

They went too far with this mindset. It’s GROSS. SNW is easily my least favorite trek because of this bullshit. Actually, I don’t even think I like the show after the season finale. How and Why did all of this get produced? Am I losing my fucking mind here? Disabled people shouldn’t be the bane of society. Fuck these writing choices.