#girl it’s been 2 weeks

[bibleofficial]

real talk when does a bender end & become just … abuse

[gunsatthaphan]

🏳️‍🌈!!!

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hello may 31th anon! Look at that, another year behind us and a new one to come. Have a nice day! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

[julnites]

Princess of the underworld.. you've a long journey ahead of you 🔥💀

[hobbithoes]

who up yankin they gith rn ⁉️

[robinson-graves]

[sits up suddenly from my coffin] anybody fuck with my super danganronpa 2 x guy who didnt like musicals au

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 1x07 The Titans

[moonshynecybin]

was vale watching the podium? cause if yes then that's no doubt why marc was making sex faces during the national anthem. not only did he win on the track closest to vale's home while he knew vale was watching but he also made facial expressions that vale hasn't seen in yearsss but sometimes still sees in his nightmares

he actually had a helicopter come and fly him the 17km back to the ranch like he disappeared in a valentino rossi shaped puff of smoke he was DONE

[surreal-duck]

nui shenanigans

[figofswords]

i know ive made myself the #1 izutsumi stan in the eyes of all of my friends and probably some of you online people but what if i became a mithrun stan. there is something about him that compels me. i just want to *clenches fist* put him on the drying rack. lovingly stick him into a tupperware for later. make him into. a broth of some sort. do you understand

[a-lazy-daisy]

you turn my 6’s to 9’s

[tiredguyswag]

for those who did not know this i am providing a service: acme, like vile, is an actual word meaning the point at which something is at its best

[thinkpink212]

birthdays are such odd days. You’re meant to feel a lil special because you’ve made it one year around earth again, and while you’re trying to be grateful, enjoy yourself and do something special — you’re attention is yanked towards the compleat silence from others, their lack of enthusiasm and effort. And maybe it’s just the spotlight that highlights it, because sure people are busy, leading their own lives, but I don’t believe in coincidences like that — we make time for what we want and care about. “But not everybody cares about birthdays like you…” then don’t care for the other 365 days when it’s not a birthday too.

[freewit]

so hear me out here-

[whosname]

Two men, a mail girl, a photocopier, a bottle of Yakult and the promise of a parfait. It's Kagura's intro to the salary men AU!

Almost forgot, I used this amazing fonts.

[Id. Five comic pages. First page: Two panel comic. 1. Gintoki trying to understand how a photocopier works. 2. Gintoki press a button while Takasugi, standing behind him, asks "The fuck you doing? Second page. 1. Gintoki keeps pressing buttons and says "Zura told me he'd buy me a parfait if I helped him with some copies, but I've never used this machine" Takasugi says "You know a weird primitive OS but no how to use a photocopier?!" 2. Gintoki keeps pressing buttons and the photocopier keeps beeping in pain while he says "That's rich from the guy still using a flip phone". Takasugi, pinching the bridge of his nose annoyed says "… give that to me." Third page. 1. They wait while the photocopier does its work. 2. A bottle of Yakult comes flying, whacks Takasugi's head and bounces. Gintoki has his hands ready to receive it. Out of panel someone says "Watch out, uncle Sugi!!" Fourth page. 1. A smiling Kagura wearing the mailgirl uniform, says "This week's Yakult shipment just arrived!!!" 2. She turns her back saying "Bye, uncle Sugi, bye, Gin chan!!!" Fifth page: 1. Takasugi touches his head where the Yakult landed saying "The fuck you're feeding her?!" He's in pain. Gintoki, with one arm around him says "Don't think you're beating the Yakult allegations soon, uncle Sugi" 2. Takasugi, annoyed, with a bump on his head, gives the copies to Gintoki saying "… enjoy your parfait", and Gintoki, happily answers "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!" End Id.]

[aastarions]

one of my girls might be discharged from the NICU tomorrow :’)