#girl im going insane !!! oh my god !!!!!

[theidioteveryonedenies]

me posting after being inactive on tumblr for so long:

[pyunyrage]

[elise-the-potato]

A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT

[maggie-doe]

when a guy finally likes me and we kiss and now i’m worried he’s faking it because he’s a TEENAGE BOY

edited: he wants to be my boyfriend

[hacksawboy]

unpopular opinion maybe but i think that the postal 1 dude is absolutely DISGUSTING. like yes its heavily implied he goes on his rampage thinking hes doing good because hes so mentally ill, but theres something in me that feels that he's genuinely just a disgusting human being with all that aside. that man looks greasy as hell, his hair is so matted that you can needle felt with it, he probably smells awful, his room is probably unkempt as HELL, and he probably spends his days on 4chan. i am sorry if this is a bad mischaracterization but ever since i found out about the p1 promotional stuff hes just struck me as an absolutely deplorable disgusting human being

[flugame-mp3]

what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my god so i just saw this picture of froy guitterez with a bearded dragon and i fear i am going to have to give clyde a bearded dragon. i'm not sure how he got her, ( prolly by doing something extremely impulsive, dumb and unhinged ), but he snuck her into him and tolkien's dorm room and was like "okay! so don't get mad BUT--"

...he was Mad, btw. but rm!tolkien doesn't scream because he is a dignified british king ( the only one i respect ) and just speaks at a slightly louder volume and does things with his eyebrows like "Why. Do. You. Have. A. LIZARD. Clyde?" and he's like "okay, first of all, she's not JUST a lizard; she's a Bearded Dragon and her name is-" idk what her name is it's probably something insane like glizzy or salamanda or mary guana, i want to start crying, oh my god. clyde loves reptiles.

and tolkien is like "right...so does 'glizzy' have a cage? food?...water?" and clyde is just staring at him blankly like, "damn. i didn't think about that." KHSSDLKSDH HELP so they go to a lil pet store, i think they figure out a clever way to keep her warm and make her a strange makeshift enclosure. tldr, she gets all set up...except they have to Hide her ( also prolly in some elaborate way ) bc they're not supposed to have pets in the dorms and at first, tolkien was so Anti-Glizzy, like he made clyde put up lost lizard ads online/stuff on craigslist...

...buUUUUt accidentally got attached to her and secretly took the all listings down. anyways, happy pride month ft. rm!tyde co-parenting a lizard daughter together. the world is a beautiful place, in fact. <3

[amberinthestars111]

daily affirmations: I'm so done with high school I'm so done with high school I'm so done with high school I'm so done with high school I'm so done with high school I'm so done with high school.

[bedforddanes75]

the way i would suffocate myself with his thighs is something that needs to be studied by scientists worldwide

[ratatatastic]

i am cringe but i am in fact free always remember that

[pyunyrage]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝟐𝐩𝐦: 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩

. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝟒𝐩𝐦: 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧, 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧

. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 8̯̭̓̇͂p̞̈͑̚͞ḿ̬̏ͤͅ: r̴̨̦͕̝o̊��̯̱͊t̲̂̓ͩ̑

. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝟒𝐚𝐦: 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩

. ۫ ꣑ৎ . 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒕

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

[eerna]

me: ewwww animal-like boyfriends in books are sooooo cringe stop prowling and growling you nasties

Wolf TLC: hi

me:

[theladyfae]

i think human nature/family of blood is a really good two parter in how it manages to show how full of shit ten is 🫶

[phagodyke]

watching the genderswap episode of red dwarf and let me tell u if I was on that parallel universe ship no one would be able to stop me

[matilda-jugs]

why do i keep checking my messages as if he’s gonna text me…

[starxslvs]

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