#OH MY FUCKING GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bedforddanes75]

the way i would suffocate myself with his thighs is something that needs to be studied by scientists worldwide

[myclvr]

my former coworker that got let go in retaliation for making complaints against my former boss, filed a grievance with the union and just had a hearing with a really strong case and presentation only for us to find out that the deputy director of the department that she filed a grievance against is the one who ends up making the decision on whether or not there was wrongdoing which is crazyyyyy because they clearly will protect each other. And that’s exactly what happened. They sit up in that office doing nothing, except most of the time they’re “working from home” and dumping work on others, bullying anyone that’s not like them because they haven’t mentally matured past high school (i would even say middle school), fires anyone that speaks up about it, and gets paid more than $90,000 a year to do it! Why would they admit wrongdoing and fire each other? Lol oh my gooooodddddddddddddd

So the union told her that they believe she has a strong legal case so she’s thinking of suing them

This world is fucked

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

OKAY I READ THE CHAPTER AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHARACTERS FOR ME TO TRULY EXPRESS THE SHITSTORM GOING IN IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW BUT BRO WHAT THE FUCK THAT CHAPTER WAS AMAZING AND I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT BUT J E S U S C H R I S T THERE'S SO MUCH I COULD SAY BUT ALL I CAN MANAGE IS WHAT THE FUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

ASDLKAJSFHASKLDJFH THANKS

[etheriumart]

13.18 36?

13. Talk about an AU or a story you came up with

wow holy shit ummmm okay soooooooooo

i came up with this before I ever saw treasure planet. but its like, steampunk space pirates and theres multiple alien races and the main character is a human and anyway i ended up coming up with the idea for having space have a breathable atmosphere and having the ships be real ships but i scrapped that because i thought it was too unrealistic. imagine just how much treasure planet blew my fucking mind oh my gooooodddddddddddddd

also the ships are regualr ships in a planet’s atmosphere, but they convert into space ships when they go to space. :3

18. What animal would you keep as a pet if you could?

hm....... probably..... a fox. those bois r dope

36. Do you have any impulsive movements?

hella. i twist and braid and unbraid my hair, i pick at my arms, i pick at my face, i flick my fingers, i tap my heel, etc. but the hair twirling is my most prevalent. 

[droppedmyfreetaco]

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD NAKRIBSBSHEKSKABDJKDJDNSJDJDJDJ THIS IS TOO FUCKING PURE AAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T,,, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH MAUXBFHHFJDJD

[whispers of love] “Hey lix, have you seen my—”

You had just stepped foot through the doorway when you were stopped in your tracks by Felix’s frantic actions. The initial amusement you felt when he had jumped a little from your voice morphed into confusion when he panickedly placed his index finger on his lips. Looking at the microphone and camera that was placed on the table in front of your boyfriend, you nodded your head in realisation. He was in the middle of making an ASMR video for his youtube channel. You turned around to leave the room, wanting to let him continue filming in peace, but quickly turned back around, eyes full of mischief at the idea that had just popped up in your head. 

Walking up to him with soft footsteps, you chuckled inwardly at the innocent curiosity that you saw shining in his eyes. He made no attempts at stopping you when you gently picked up the microphone and subsequently stretched your body over the table to guide his hands up to cover his eyes, all the while making sure to not accidentally smash the mic against the table or the camera. 

Despite the fact that Felix could feel his heart speeding up in anxiety, he still willingly followed your instructions without hesitation, trusting that you wouldn’t scream and burst his eardrums. You smiled at how tense his form was, keeping silent for a little bit just to tease him, before finally leaning in towards the mic and whispering those three words.

“I love you”

One of your favourite things about Felix was how expressive he was with his body, never being able to hide his true feelings from you due to the fact that he always wore his heart on his sleeve. The effect of your words were instant and you saw him visibly relaxing, back molding itself according to the shape of the chair as he slowly lowered the hands that were obstructing his vision. And you couldn’t help but melt. Those pretty eyes of his that held all the stars in the universe twinkled with so much affection for you, a shy but loving smile slowly appearing on his beautifully freckled face at the sight of your ear splitting grin. 

Taking off the earphones that he was wearing, Felix gestured for you to come closer so he could place it on the palm of your outstretched hand, but not before taking the mic back from you. Plugging in and adjusting the earphones so that it rested comfortably in your ear, you returned Felix’s cheeky smile before covering your eyes with your hands, just as you made him do earlier on. And even though you already knew what your cheesy boyfriend was attempting to do, it didn’t stop your heart from overflowing with love, nor did it stop the goosebumps from rising on your arms as his deep, calming voice whispered into the microphone.

“I love you too”

[isaacathom]

oh dude! i did a couple of sketches of Urica and ive got a really rough idea of how the region is laid out and how you’ll get around. notably, Phillip Island is where the elite 4 will be. you’ll get there direct from your home town (think like New Bark town, except victory road is a forested island rather than a mountain) or maybe with a place in the middle. Mildura is either going to be a separate town (in which case its purely for story purposes, perhaps we’re youre sent on your errand for Felicity) or its going to be combined with like, Ballarat. im working on that. the west is the hardest part because the further you go the less i know. i mean, ive been to warnambool and to ballart, but anything north west? aint got a clue.

also the murray river will be made Big As Fuck and use to separate Urica from whatever is north. the west will still be desert because frankly thats all ive got, unless i have the murray go south a LOT sooner than it does irl (it goes west for ages then comes south a lil east of like, adelaide) to complete the cut. doesnt make Urica is island, because the Murray starts inland, but, yknow. we’ll see. there are spots for desert areas in the west. the east will be primarily optional content or part of the postgame? not sure yet. there are towns further east of dandenong, which im using as my east hub, but there smaller and its mostly long routes and fight time. id place the Team base there, but since Dandenong id like, gym 8, and after gym 8 is when the City shit happens, the team base has to be earlier. im thinking Albury, eh? shove it on the banks of the murray. also ok its technically wodonga, not albury, but we all know theyre the same place except one has less money (wodonga looks cheap as shit while albury looks like it has a lil cash. based purely off their main streets and shopping)

at present, the order is - start in Knox, 1 - Ringwood, 2 - Melb (can be skipped), 3- Geelong, 4- Warnambool, then theres a bit of a mess about whether Ballarat and Bendigo merge and whether Mildura has a gym or not, but ONE of the 2-3 has the 5th gym. 6 - Kinglake, Beechworth in the middle, 7 - Albury/Wodonga, 8, Dandenong, and then you go south from Knox to get to phillip island, except instead of the way most people go, which is following the road around the bay, youre just gonna fucking surf south across the bay. there may ALSO be another connecting path from phillip island to uh..... Traralgon? wich is one of the other eastern towns, which is mostly optional? idk yet.

for other towns, there might be one in between 5-6 (it honestly depends on how the gym placement works - its possible that Echuca might just be there which places bendigo between it and ballarat, lol). theres Traralgon, and theres Lakes Entrance, way over, which is probably where you’d fine shit like the Battle Tree or whatever. your intense post game battles, fulfilled.

there COULD be others. not sure where, but maybe. the whole west is funky purely because ive only been to ballarat and warnambool. bendigo isnt west enough to bother me. though, id be happy to shove bendigo westwards and include it as part of thr Desert Fuck Zone, because gooooodddddddddddddd bendigo is hot in summer. oh, was that during the heatwave? oh see that makes a lot more sense. still, bendigo is forever tainted as ‘hot as balls’ so im happy to shunt it westwards for the desert region. which means Mildura would actually act as an oasis in the desert? considering the proximity to the murray.

nice.