#homoerotic activities smh

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my god so i just saw this picture of froy guitterez with a bearded dragon and i fear i am going to have to give clyde a bearded dragon. i'm not sure how he got her, ( prolly by doing something extremely impulsive, dumb and unhinged ), but he snuck her into him and tolkien's dorm room and was like "okay! so don't get mad BUT--"

...he was Mad, btw. but rm!tolkien doesn't scream because he is a dignified british king ( the only one i respect ) and just speaks at a slightly louder volume and does things with his eyebrows like "Why. Do. You. Have. A. LIZARD. Clyde?" and he's like "okay, first of all, she's not JUST a lizard; she's a Bearded Dragon and her name is-" idk what her name is it's probably something insane like glizzy or salamanda or mary guana, i want to start crying, oh my god. clyde loves reptiles.

and tolkien is like "right...so does 'glizzy' have a cage? food?...water?" and clyde is just staring at him blankly like, "damn. i didn't think about that." KHSSDLKSDH HELP so they go to a lil pet store, i think they figure out a clever way to keep her warm and make her a strange makeshift enclosure. tldr, she gets all set up...except they have to Hide her ( also prolly in some elaborate way ) bc they're not supposed to have pets in the dorms and at first, tolkien was so Anti-Glizzy, like he made clyde put up lost lizard ads online/stuff on craigslist...

...buUUUUt accidentally got attached to her and secretly took the all listings down. anyways, happy pride month ft. rm!tyde co-parenting a lizard daughter together. the world is a beautiful place, in fact. <3

[bwobgames]

the last of the beebo commentary’s for now until i have time to do the rest of the endings

a well earned reward indeed

wait omg blushy angel he’s so cuteeeee

the flirting is adorable and the cutest ever but guys there’s still a murder person and time loop house to deal with flirt later

omg ratatoing!!?!

still crying about the fact they love each other

he just wants to play a homoerotic game of pool with you beebo can’t fault the man for that

can’t believe he’s homophobic on top of all the murder smh

they love each other 😭😭😭

(can you tell the love being there always makes me cry)

jumping him wouldn’t be the worst plan

oh no decisions

ooo spooky angel i love him

oh god more decisions no

book touching 10/10 activity

oh no poor simon :(

nooo poor everyone :(

*through tears* at least they remember the love confession now

beebo cool brother :((

it could’ve been the wildlife

noooo i knew i chose wrong damn it

i will be finding comfort in beebos name being silly thank you very much

well at least he’s not sexist anymore

immortality is truly always a curse no matter what huh

immediate ok how do we explain this is so real yeah he def just tripped

tiny nadia in the background is great

aw the lil boop is cute

angel :( i get it but we can’t

oh fuck i don’t know how to answer

noooooooo fuck

noo guys this isn’t what you should do it’s not worth it

well at least he’s self aware that he’s traumatized

they will get a good grade in mental health i believe in them

i love nina as the mari translator

gasp personal business

and thats ending 2

that was so good and so like bittersweet they’re not ok but they’re gonna get better. the house still stands but only for now. i’m crying this is so good i can’t just wahhhh i’ll have to do the rest of the endings another day but god this ending was a good one for the first go around i think (oh also ye it was round 5 where you can get locked in the house forever in an unintended way)

FINALLY Someone got the ratatoing reference

The love was there. It's one of the main points of the narrative and it was there!!!

[jragon-teeth]

Queer dragons?? In my lair? More likely than you’d think! A rather long post below the cut of me compiling/showcasing most of my various lgbtq+ dragons in honor of pride month

First is the Transgender Armada!

Ashblood is the only one I have splurged on to get a silhouette scroll, but he is my fave guy,, These are only the ones in my active lair space! My hibden holds many more trans dragons, some of whom will show up in the next section!

Your Honor, Gay People

These two were actually paired together because of an april fools happenstance! It was the recent one with the scrolls, and it was too perfect! Also their personalities mean they get to get up to way too much fun together

Local alchemists are in love!!! Grima acts as the steady balance to Seloth’s anxiety-induced flailing. Seloth needs a break from incautious dragons in his laboratory smh

Veris and Karo!! These two are actually oc fandragons from one of my stories I am very obsessed with.

Some rather underdeveloped dragons tbh, but nothing is better than having a homoerotic sparring match with your bf because you both wield the same weapons!

These two are pretty down-low about their relationship, because while Tundra is quite the gossip monger, Silverbramble prefers to keep to themself most of the time. The two of them can be seen frequenting The Archives or Smolder’s Slumber at times for quiet little dates though! <3

The Lesbians Ever!! They work together in the Explorers Guild and are quite the power couple! Carithe also really enjoys making her wife blush, especially since she does it so easily.

Old women in love, what more could you want? Well, old women in love working in a library! They work on cataloguing, indexing, and sorting the various tomes and scrolls in their care, and would rather be doing nothing else!

Right, while that’s not all of them, it’s a fair few!

[saltyfilmmajor]

#Fellas is it gay to have a deep homoerotic obsession with your supposed rival which leads you to actively work against your own life's goal#Smh this is some Vincent collateral shit. Get a GRIP solomon tags via @veryvariablevessel

HE SURE COULD’VE!

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

The more I’m reading the books, playing the games, and watching the series (both the old and the Netflix one), I’m becoming more and more sure that no one in the Witcher is actually straight nor monogamous.

To elaborate, as prime 4 examples, you have your:

Local slut™️: Geralt in his natural habitat; fucked legions of women (in each media) and OH MY GOD HIS IN-BOOK DIALOGUE WITH JASKIER??? AND OTHER MEN??? HELLO??? EVEN IN SERIES 2 GERALT IS EYEING JASKIER IN THE POND LIKE: 👀. Go ahead and pull out your weak "but it happened over several years, smh" excuse. I'm ready for a fight.

Theater queer™️: Jaskier is all over the fucking place, being the chaotic bi disaster I am in real life. It was also pointed out by Joey that he genuinely falls in love with whoever is in front of him; so it doesn’t really matter if it’s Yennefer, Geralt, a peasant, an innkeeper's daughter, or any of the witchers; he’ll go 😍. And, he also fucked legions of women (both married and single) in each media he made an appearance in. He even TELLS Geralt in The Sword of Destiny that he has multiple mistresses and fiances all over the Continent. Wagwan my dude, what's good my g? A manwhore.

Dark emo edgy witch™️: Aight listen, we saw Yen flirting and being actively attracted to/in love (call it what you will) with random people throughout the series itself - book counterpart is all over Istredd in the 'Shard of Ice' short story and openly tells Geralt she been fucking him the entire time they resided in Aedd Gynvael. AND SHE JUST FUCKING GOES HEHEHE 😈 WHEN THE YOUNG ARETHUSA STUDENT TELLS HER “Gods, you’re pretty”, major overall bi/queer vibes, 10/10.

Elven child that goes AAAAAaaA™️: MY GOLDEN BABY. Ciri is a designed queer mess wherever she is, let it be in games, books or series. GO, MY TOMBOY QUEEN, KICK ALL THEM WITCHER ASSES. Openly bisexual queen, we stan those.

To conclude this TedX talk... Andrzej, buddy, listen - I, as a Slav myself, know that we’re all about sex and homo (from a personal experience, more than 75% women I know had a homoerotic relationship, including my mom, her friends and my GRANDMA and more 30% men are likely to say that they have some kind of homoerotic experience - no fucking cap) but BUDDY: WE’RE NOT THAT DOWN BAD, YOU DID US DIRTY DAWG.

[boyfriendgideon]

thanks so much to @stillloser for the tag! i love these aaah

rules: answer 17 15 questions (there’s fifteen here so idek man) then tag 15 people you want to know better

nickname: i don’t have one because i’m the Nickname King of my friend group smh y’all need to get on that @not-always-sunny @fabledforeigntongue @dash-of-formaldehyde

zodiac sign: aquarius sun aries moon pisces rising i think ayyyy

height: between 5’6”-5’7” i haven’t checked in ages

hogwarts house: gRYFFINDORRRRR

last thing i googled: homoerotic subtext in the goldfinch

song stuck in my head: video games by lana del rey

following: literally 890 blogs i need to go through them dear god

followers: 0 lol because nothing is real, welcome to the matrix i don’t like posting this sorry lmao

amount of sleep i get: hahahahahah idek not enough™️

lucky number: i don’t have one yet really but i like 27 i suppose and i’ve always liked the number 5

dream job: civil rights lawyer for the aclu or world famous actress who uses her platform for activism

wearing: a hawaiian shirt tucked into high-waisted jeans

favorite songs: l.o.v.e. me by hayley kiyoko, the love club by lorde, dinner and diatribes by hozier, killer queen by hozier, i’m still standing by elton john, forget about me by alius

instruments: i played piano when i was younger and i’m in choir now :)) oh and ofc i was the best recorder player in fourth grade (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

random fact: one of my favorite photos of me as a kid has me throwing a fist at the camera and was taken by my then-six year-old cackling older sister

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