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thatbirdrestaurant · 3 months ago

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ʚ fairy tail headcanons ɞ

ʚ these all range from canon-compliant to pure fanfiction lala land ɞ

ʚ this ended up being so much longer than i planned ɞ

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the b team from the gmg hang out regularly and are all very good friends. mirajane, cana, and juvia have special "making fun of laxus" privileges that not even bickslow has.

laxus is genuinely embarrassed about how he used to talk about erza and she uses it against him very often. "oh, yes, because how can i - a mere woman - possibly accomplish this task myself?" "fine! i'll open the pickle jar!"

cain instinct is strong in the fairy tail guild. everyone is resisting the urge to smack each other, and most of them aren't very good at it. even laxus can be a target, especially after he chilled out. the most surprising display was when levy smacked him square in the head with one of her books, and he just yelled at her, or when cana stared at erza for a few seconds before smacking her across the face.

sex education was, probably, the worst thing to happen to those who grew up in the guild hall. either makarov didn't give enough details or he gave way too many.

lucy and gray are the biggest gossipers in the guild. they know everyone's secrets and while they don't blackmail people, they never hide something from the other. if they're staring at you and whispering, they are talking mad shit or they found out something about you.

juvia and natsu get along alarmingly well. they're not even sure how it works, just that they're so different that it kind of makes them perfect for each other (as friends).

natsu is sting's celebrity crush and he thinks he's doing a great job at hiding it. he's not. everyone knows. rogue knows, lector knows, all of sabertooth knows, all of fairy tail knows, sorcerer weekly knows, natsu knows. no one has the heart to tell him.

juvia doesn't have romantic feelings for lyon but she wants them to be friends so badly. not to get closer to gray, just because she thinks he's really cool and easy to talk to. lyon is so smug about it and gray wants to throttle him for it.

erza and mira's rivalry is alive in the tiniest of ways. they're always having small contests like "i bet i can wash this cup faster than you," or "i bet lucy says hi to me first." there's no hard feelings involved, they just can't help but be a little competitive with each other.

erza was illiterate for a really long time, way longer than she should have been, and makarov felt awful for not realizing it sooner. she was just looking at the reward numbers and going with the flow. on top of that, she has really bad dyslexia, something that somehow went under the radar.

related to the previous headcanon, lucy eventually realizes that the reason natsu has such bad grammar and reading comprehension is because he was tutored by erza, and erza's so bad at writing and understanding big words because she has undiagnosed dyslexia. so takes the time to slowly teach them how to read more complicated things, showing erza ways to read with her dyslexia, and giving them handwriting lessons. the first time erza writes a comprehendible letter is to jellal, and she's absolutely ecstatic about it. natsu is thrilled that he can finally read lucy's book without feeling stupid.

gray teaches wendy a lot about social cues and how to survive in a city as big as magnolia. she grew up very sheltered in a tiny village, so it makes sense that she struggles with "big city living." she's very appreciative and gray is just happy he can be of use.

gray stopped smoking because he heard lucy say she finds smokers unattractive. (gray, in the manga, smoked for a bit, and it's explicitly stated that, at least for the first handful of arcs, he was interested in lucy).

natsu started having romantic feelings for lucy during their fight against kain, but he didn't realize he was in love with her until he watched future lucy die. lucy didn't realize she had feelings for natsu until she realized she was in love with him, which was after the events with the eclipse gate. (the specific moments i'm talking about: kain | future lucy | post-eclipse gate)

between her and gajeel, juvia is the older one. she doesn't give it much thought but gajeel sees her in a big sister role, and has found himself accidentally referring to her as his older sister. which he would rather die than let her find out about.

when asked who she would go after if gray wasn't in the picture, most people expect juvia to say she could never picture a world without gray, but she will look you dead in the eye and, without any hesitation, say, "erza."

gray and loke had something very gay going on before loke went back to the celestial spirit world. the sexual tension between the two of them in this scene is too strong, they've fucked, kissed at least.

when gray realized he liked juvia back, he had a full mental breakdown for several reasons. a fear of intimacy, a fear of losing her like he has every single woman he's ever cared about, and because he just couldn't believe her very weird and very aggressive flirting tactics worked.

in the same vein, evergreen was inconsolable for days when she realized she was in love with elfman. laxus, freed, and bickslow have never been more worried about her mental well-being.

all of crime sorciere have a betting pool on when jellal and erza will get their heads out of their asses. they've had to place new bets several times because they're still dancing around each other. at this point, the betting pool is getting tense, and someone is going to lose so much money.

cobra and jellal kissed once because they were both extremely drunk and extremely sad about their respective crushes. neither of them remember it but the rest of crime sorciere can never forget watching cobra shove his tongue down jellal's throat.

makarov has said "you're like the son i never had" way too many times for it to be an accident.

elfman wants to be a girl dad so bad. he absolutely loves having sisters and he's obsessed with the idea of having a daughter to spoil and dote on.

gray and juvia have a kid before getting married...whoops.

going against the grain and literally what mashima has said, and saying that natsu and lucy have a son before having a daughter. he's a lot like lucy while their daughter is almost exactly like natsu.

yukino is a raging lesbian and is endlessly distressed by how many people think she's in love with sting. her month was ruined when minerva congratulated them on their relationship. completely ignoring the fact that sting is a gay man and is openly down bad for rogue.

rufus and orga have been dating for almost three years and literally no one knows.

lucy cried for three hours when she found out about anna and ichiya.

laxus and freed are in a queer-platonic relationship. laxus is aroace and has no interest in being romantically involved with someone, but he likes the dynamics of dating someone, and freed just likes having someone to spoil (back massages, compliments, all the things freed does in canon).

natsu has ended up in so many situations where he's put in feminine clothing, that he's actually started to kind of like it. he really doesn't mind the idea of wearing a skirt or letting lucy do his makeup. lucy is obsessed with it, and they sometimes do each other's makeup.

romeo is a trans boy and canon is my enemy. macao is extremely supportive and is always introducing romeo as enthusiastically as he can. "this is my son, romeo. isn't he so handsome? just the most handsome boy out there. i'm so proud of my son. he's the best." it's as embarrassing as it is endearing.

gray gets really bad joint pain after using his demon slayer magic, because the demon ice is so cold that it hurts him. thankfully, juvia is always happy to give him massages and crack his back.

natsu had the fattest crush on laxus from the age of thirteen to the very end of the battle of fairy tail arc. everyone just thought he had too much faith in his guild mates, but it was actually because he was so horrendously down bad for laxus that he couldn't accept that he was kind of a psycho.

gray tries so hard to seem cool and nonchalant that he accidentally flirts with basically everyone he interacts with. he thinks he's being cool and mysterious, instead he's making people fall in love with him.

loke tells lucy she's beautiful all the way into her sixties, and he means it every single time.

jude, technically, didn't take layla's maiden name, they just had the most unbelievable coincidence in the world where layla's last name was "heartfilia," while jude's was "heartphilia," so neither of them really saw a point in changing their last names.

juvia and gajeel were not only introduced to the wonders of genuine friendship and family after joining fairy tail, but also the amazing world of weed by cana and bickslow. laxus will never forget walking into his apartment with the thunder legion for the first time in years, and being met with juvia, gajeel, and cana on the couch, passing a blunt, while bickslow was raiding the kitchen.

gajeel and levy elope, only bringing lily and juvia with them as their witnesses. lucy was a little (a lot) insulted by it, but she eventually understood why levy did what she did when her and natsu decided to do the exact same thing, and only bring along their team. basically, elfman and evergreen, and gray and juvia are like the only couples to have a ceremony.

fairy tail has a lot of lawsuits and property damage bills, and freed, levy, and lucy almost had collective aneurysms trying to get through and organize them all. the guild has never spent more money on coffee.

lucy eventually takes advantage of the fact she has a very powerful kick and gets a black belt in taekwondo, a type of martial art that focuses mostly on kicking. her raw leg power combined with knowing what she's doing AND her heels? deadly.

(cw for child abuse on this one, skip if needed) minerva has such a massive appetite because jiemma would starve her both as punishment but also to "make her stronger." her body just never feels full, like the food will be taken away from her again.

sabertooth members calling minerva "m'lady" started as a serious thing to show respect, but now it's a running joke where everyone is trying to be as obnoxious as possible with it.

it's kind of implied that rogue is (at least) sexually attracted to minerva, and the fact larcade's "find out who's a virgin" spell hits him right after seeing minerva being affected by it, makes me think he lost his virginity to her. it was awkward and objectively bad but he's still glad it happened. sting drank an entire bottle of tequila when he found out about it.

getting 1 v. 2-d by natsu was the biggest ego crash sting and rogue have ever, and will ever experience. they will never be able to live it down. it will follow them to their graves. please never talk about how egotistical they used to be, they will cry from embarrassment.

minerva calls everyone's boyfriend their "boy toy" because, and i quote, "i don't respect men."

juvia is the best gift giver you will ever meet. she just has a way of always knowing what's perfect for someone, and it's a mutual agreement to always make her go last for gift giving so everyone else feels better about their gift for at least a few minutes.

natsu is the kind of guy to remember something someone said to him once in passing and randomly bring it up weeks or months later. his brain is a library of miniscule information about the people around him.

gajeel talks trash about levy's romance novels but will also be sneaking peeks over her shoulder and trying not to react to various moments. he is deeply invested in the plot twists and the main characters' romance.

while he's traveling, gildarts will buy cana a gift from every town his visits, which results in him having about a pound of knickknacks, clothes, and alcohol for her when he comes back. she pretends to be embarrassed about it but she secretly loves being spoiled by him.

gildarts and cana go on daddy-daughter dates and she'd rather drink bleach than let other people find out about it. gildarts is just happy to be there.

natsu and cana have had this conversation: "so, are we, like, siblings now?" "excuse me?" "because, like, gildarts is basically my dad, and he's your dad. so..." "we are not siblings, natsu." "okay, didn't know you liked being an only child so much." "go fuck yourself."

gildarts knows lucy is going to be his daughter in law. he doesn't know if it's going to be from her marrying natsu or from her marrying cana.

wakaba would sneak teenage gray cigarettes. erza, mirajane, and makarov almost killed him when they found out about it.

mira is aroace, feeling absolutely no romantic attraction and being sex repulsed, but she is absolutely obsessed with other peoples' love lives. she thrives on it.

lisanna is fairy tail's resident lesbian and is a little in love with every girl she meets.

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firerose18991 · 1 month ago

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Shacking Up

Gildarts x Reader

Minors DNI

Info: reader gets hit with an enchantment that sucks the energy out of the body in a peculiar way🥴; p in v, fem reader, age gap?

Wrd cnt: 2.67k

The rain poured on the tin roof covering the worn down mountain safe house. It was just your luck you ended up in the thick of it with another wizard on the abandoned half of the mountain. You took the assailant down but not before they casted some weak enchantment on you. You barely noticed the faint purple lettering over your abdomen but as the night drew quicker and the letters amplified themselves their effect made itself known.

But there are little miracles in this world. You were positive once you got to the safe house that no one had been there for months. You could probably stay there for a few days uninterrupted until the effects wore off. Is what you thought while you sat by an old scratched window watching the rain storm turn the summer mountain scene into a mudslide. The house was anchored with magic so you didn't worry too much about going with it.

But a loud thump at the door made you much more alert. The cabin is free for any travelers through the mountain but you'd hoped to be lucky enough to be the only maniac out in this kind of weather. When the door swung open you saw a clothed figure. He entered through the frame with heavy, metal like steps. And swung the door back into place, as if it was some flimsy plywood door, not solid oak.

You curled back a bit into your spot by the window as he walked in.

“This damn mountain.” He cursed. Throwing off his tattered hood and dropping what you could only assume was a bag of stones, to the ground.

He quickly snapped his head to look at you. You tried not to jump at the sight of him. The magic power he emitted was more than what you could pray to protect yourself from in your state.

“Well this is a surprise, most folks don't make it to this side of the mountain alive.” He smiled at you. “Sorry to break in on a lady, the rain caught me by surprise. This place is usually free.” His hand tangled in his auburn hair shyly as he brushed back his hood.

“It's not a problem, I was just getting some sleep so I could get off this mountain.” You let out a breath of relief in seeing he meant you no harm.

He laughed “ Yeah looks like this place chewed you up kid. What'd you get into it with some vulcans?”

“Close enough.” You slouched into the corner feeling even worse.

“Well how ‘bout some dinner? Nights like these always make me crave some green mountain soup. Course I can never finish the pot by myself.”

Now that you'd thought about it you hadn't eaten since noon yesterday and you wouldn't make it down the mountain hungry.

“If you don't mind.” Your eyes darted between the floor and his stubbled jaw.

“Course not.” His roguish smile and warm tone drew you in.

Enough to coax you off your perch to walk over and help. But as your feet hit the floor your legs couldn't support you.

“Wha” You gasped as you fell forward only to be caught by the stranger.

“Up you go.” He lifted partially to your feet, still using him as a support. “Looks like you got cursed. Don't tell me you were out fighting the mountain bandits.”

“It was for a job” You grunted as he sat you back down. “I just had to steal something back for someone.”

“Yeah but those guys never let you get away with anything. May I?” He lifted you and indicated at your abdomen where the enchantment energy radiated off of you.

You nodded with hesitation. He lifted your shirt slightly and frowned.

“Yeah I know what this is. The curse of fatigue. The more tired you are, the worse the effects. Worst 6 hours of my life.” He rubbed his beard.

“What are the effects?” You struggled a bit to sound clear.

“I think you already know, dear.” You squeezed your legs at the pet name.

“It lasts 6 hours?”. You were breathing noticeably from fear.

“That's how long it took for me to recuperate my regular energy while still afflicted by the curse. It varies from person to person.” He looked in your eyes which threatened to spill over at any moment. “I'm Gildarts by the way. I'm a Fairy Tail wizard. And you?”

“I'm (Y/N) I'm just a freelancer. I don't have any-one… to come get me.” You choked through the sentence as you began to cry.

Gildarts’ hand came up to your back to cradle you.

“Shh don't worry sweetheart you'll be okay. I'll make sure you get home safe. And we wouldn't be able to move now, you're exhausted.” His hand stroked down the side of your cloaked body

“Let's get you settled down for now.”

He pulled out the mattress left for travelers in the closet and set it out on a platform it tucked snuggly into. Followed by some blankets and worn down pillows. He walked over to get you and placed you into the center where you sank in to cover yourself with the blankets.

“Sorry.” You sniffled as you laid down fully.

“It's not a problem. Don't cry so much you'll make yourself worse.” He patted your head.

“Now, I'm gonna go out and grab a couple extra ingredients for dinner.”

“Outside?” You began to sit up a bit only to be stopped by his index finger pushing you back down into the bed.

“Well I walked here through the storm. I'm just grabbing a couple herbs that'll help you. I'm tougher than some mountain storm.” He walked to the front to put on his cloak and bagged his feet to keep them dry in his boots.

“I'll be back.”

Then left you dizzy where you laid watching the ceiling spin waiting for some noise of his return to stir you while the pit in your stomach expanded and contracted. As if you'd lost all decency you managed to spread your legs wide enough to palm at your soft puffy labia. A curse designed to get worse as you get more exhausted by further exhausting your body. It probably would've killed you on the mountain.

“Death by orgasm.” You laughed a bit to yourself. There are worse ways to go. You shuffled out of your pants only an inch or two, still not fully committed to what you were about to do.

Your fingers smoothed their way down under your underwear and through the slit and nudged at the gummy flesh beneath. A deep shaky sigh erupted out of you. You were already wet or more, slathered in your own dripping arousal. The experimental circle on your clit was messy from the fluid. Getting your bearings on it took a few tries and then you were off agitating the sensitive nerves. Small stifled moans slipped out as you squirmed under the covers. There was still some missing fulfillment between your legs. You spread your thighs instinctively as if expecting something to quell you.

Nevertheless you'd never felt this sensitive, every move felt just right and only added to your release. And soon you felt like you'd crossed the threshold. You swallowed thickly before letting out a broken moan and falling weakly back into the bed. You were so lost you hadn't remembered that Gildarts would be back until the door creaked open again.

You weakly turned your head towards the door but didn't bother to pull back on your pants under the blanket. You were still panting lightly. It was pretty obvious you were decompensating and Gildarts decided to start a fire without many words.

The cabin soon smelled like herb soup. Your stomach growled as it stirred you back to your senses. At some point your eyes had closed. Opening them felt like a chore. You managed a soft hum.

“Hey, it's about ready.” Gildarts was sitting on the bottom edge of the bed sorting some cards. “Think you can eat?”

“Yeah” You started to pull yourself up, with more success than you would've had a while ago.

“How long was I out?”

“No more than 2 hours.” He called from the soup pot.

He brought back a bowl. Instead of handing it to you he took a spoon full and blew on it to cool.

“I don't need to be taken care of.” He put the spoon to your mouth and hummed in acknowledgement. “Don't you want to eat?” You prodded.

“I can wait until you're fed.” You sighed and ate as fast as possible.

Aside from the embarrassment of someone walking on you post nut clarity, He's now feeding you. Oh so teasingly close, with perfect messy auburn hair and that pine woods smell about him. If the soup wasn't so good you'd probably feel sick to your stomach from the backflips your pussy performed each time he blew on the soup.

When you were finally done he went over to get himself a bowl and sat to eat at the table. You faced him half staring at him as he ate.

“Did you want some more? It's kinda hard to eat with you starin’ like that.” He joked.

“It's not like I can move around much right now, but if it'll make it easy for you to eat I'll close my eyes.” You rolled 'em before they shut.

Now you felt vulnerable, as you were 100% sure if you were to open your eyes you would be met with him staring at you laying in full view under a fairly thin blanket. You heard some shuffling from his end after a while and peeped one eye open.

“I thought the soup would knock you out again, but my cookings’ never been something to write home about.” He was taking off his outer layers of clothes and hanging them up.

“How ya feeling?” His well toned back chiseled its way through his tight shirt.

“About the same.” You hid your rapidly heating face behind the covers.

“Do you think you can sleep through it?” He was over by you again. He smoothed a hand over your head.

“I'm tired, I just can't sleep.”

“Alright, let's see what else I can do for you.” He winked and set his hand lower on your hip.

“Okay” you whimpered, feeling the solid grip on your hip.

The wooden supports creaked underneath you as he settled onto the bed between your legs

He tousled his hair letting the slicked back locks flow and curl around his face.

“Putting on a show?” You tried to crack a joke but it just highlighted the cracks in your voice.

“Just wanted to give you something to hold onto.” He leaned down to capture your lips in a smoldering kiss.

You moaned oh so pitifully into his mouth. So you didn’t mind when he made quick work of removing the covers, your top, and remaining undergarments. All the while, quelling the sweet noises “the spell” compelled from you.

His large hands moved to fully cup your breasts, pinching lightly at the pert supple nipples that bloomed. You squirmed freely beneath him, legs tangling the sheets below and knocking against the strong thighs that caged you. Gildarts moved down and suckled on your neck. He nipped and lapped at what you could only assume was the dried sweat from your ordeals of the day. It was heaven to him.

He was no stranger to picking up women on the roads of his adventure but very few of them stuck in his mind. He knew you’d be unforgettable.

Your scent was already stuck in his mind and he would've gone for more. Taking his time to truly savor you. But a swift kick nearly missing his bulging crotch brought him back to his senses. He grinned into your neck, turning the skin with it.

“Can’t let an old man have some fun.” His breath was hot against you.

One hand traveled from your breast down your side, you arched with each inch down until his hand rested on your hip. You moved one leg to hook around his back pulling him closer to your desire.

“You gotta slow down baby, just let me do all the work.” This of course fell on deaf ears as you pulled further down.

He pulled off his shirt revealing his chiseled physique decorated in sunspots, freckles, and a teasing v line and flattering happy trail. He unzipped his pants and slid them down revealing the rest of the trail and a thick cock. He pulled your other leg up and held it in the air where he wanted it with his metal hand.

“Now I mean it sweetie, relax~.” He drawled.

His unoccupied hand rubbed slow circles to start on your clit, eventually moving faster, sloppier and drawing waterfalls from you. Then one finger and two then three made their way inside of you. The spell's effect on your sensitivity had your eyes rolling back with every flex of his hand.

You were in a complete haze letting the ripples of pleasures tear through you. You barely had enough strength to reach up and urge Gildarts on again, running your hand through some hair and resting on his chin which he nuzzled further into. His fingers withdrew and he lined himself up with your weeping pussy. The stretch was delectable and careened through you.

The ample thrust that followed was almost enough to send you over.

Gildarts had taken his spot in the crook of your neck once again. He pumped dutifully. Taking his time to drag his heavy cock out before gliding back in. The soft squelches of your essence that accompanied your breaths of pleasure encompassed the space. It was surreal, you were enveloped in each new sensation that arose. Suddenly the small drops on the roof weren't such a nuisance.

His thumbs dug tender circles into the deepest parts of your inner thighs. You bucked up against him meeting every thrust and then some. You were fighting to meet your release but the increasing lack of energy held you down.

“Just a bit more.” You panted into his ear.

Your soft lips brushing against his face short circuited him. He rallied for the last part of the act holding your lower back off the mattress to leverage hitting your deepest pours repeatedly until you came. You came down sore and delirious, passing out for a few minutes after. Gildarts pulled out and turned the two of you to the side still caged by one of your legs.

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In the morning the sun leaked through the cloudy windows of the cabin. The storm had passed without much fuss. You mumbled feeling some of the rays bored into your exposed bum. You opened your eyes to see the man you shacked up with, mouth again and head thrown back as if he spent the night waterboarded in his dreams. Your abdomen no longer shone with the purple script and your body felt no worse for wear.

You felt it best to make a graceful exit and delicately started to maneuver your legs and arms away from his hold. You flipped yourself out and over to the other side of the mattress. As you got onto your knees you felt a tug on your ankle.

“Leaving just like that?” Gildarts caught your ankle, leaning up from his possession, hair tousled about like he was fresh from a workout.

“I figured you'd want the cabin to yourself.” You winked.

“Uh uh sweetheart. Last night I helped you so this morning you help me.” He threw his weight on top of you trapping you against the bed and a bulge boring into your thigh.

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