#gifts for uncle

[linootte]

Tea problems with Zuko

[kulai]

Day 28 - 30: Addams Family and Enid with Snoods on Hallows Eve

Thing took the picture! He has his own snood bundled up on his wrist lol

[apwtstationery]

Printable Family Bookmarks - From APWT Stationery

[stardustspaceway]

Just a lot of fun doodles. I need to draw more hatchetfield characters because I love them so but Paul has a chokehold on me…

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Okay, but what if, after graduation, all the students band together and create a gigantic contract that states that, after their deaths, their respective UMs are to be given to Malleus, so he'll never be alone?

The contract's paper received protection from Vil's Fairest One of All, so it's basically indestructible (it can only be broken after Malleus himself dies).

Future Malleus tries to use everyone's magic at least once per day.

It's a Deal, Off With Your Head, Bind the Heart and Split Card are very useful for his daily activities as a ruler, he uses Oasis Maker to water his garden and help in times of drought, I See You is mostly used to keep prized possessions in check and Sleep Kiss has saved plenty of people.

The more destructive abilities like King's Roar are mostly used in times of peril (or when he wants to be petty and dramatic), and the same goes for Bet the Limit. Shock the Heart, Laugh With Me and Snake Whisper are very useful for intel gathering or pranks.

He uses Unleash the Beast whenever he visits a colder climate or just wants to change forms without turning into a dragon (he becomes a black wolf with green eyes, very fluffy). Doodle Suit is often used to make food taste terrible (he misses Lillia, even his atrocious cooking), while Fairest One of All protects all gargoyles frim erosion.

Far Cry Cradle is used to reminisce fond memories, and he likes to use Meet Me in a Dream to visit Ortho, who is still alive. He LOVES dashing around with Living Bolt.

He can't exactly use Gate to The Underworld, since it's hereditary and troublesome, so Idia gave him an indestructible tablet with a custom gargoyle game and a "Idia Mode" (the tablet makes annoying remarks, like "GG Folks" or "This RNG really is awful").

BONUS:

Malleus: As your King, I hereby declare that the Senate is to be immediately disbanded.

Senate: WHAT

Idia Tablet: LMAO. Sucks to suck!

[theartingace]

midnight posting baby centaurs

[yikes-kachowski]

Steambaby time again!!!

This one's akiak!! (Or aki for short) and he is Sakari's younger, "cooler" brother. He's named after his great grandfather on his mother's side

Here's his deal:

- he's fun and social, noble, and charismatic

- bisexual mess, his lovelife is a waking nightmare

- he is the general of the united republics armed forces, and is considered young for his rank

- he can be very, very overly emotional

- he is somehow selfless and very self-absorbed

- he cuts his hair to be trendy and zuko hates it

Also in my au's timeline he replaces iroh ii in tlok

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Bucktommy never beating the "double income no kids gay uncles" allegations

[zivazivc]

I've been slowly tweaking these designs for a couple of weeks now, and now I can finally introduce the Uncles, the colorful group of friends/roommates who raised Hed and Les (word "raised" used loosely, but they definitely shared the living space with them).

From left to right: Kymani, Bramble, Adewale, Benji, Jenga, and Licorice "Ish" with his boys. Let's say Hed and Les are 15 and 19 here, maybe a year older, which means the rest are only in their mid 30s.

[thenewgirl76]

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Before John can spend his rare downtime bonding with his childhood friend Angela Foley's son for the next two weeks, he first has to find someone to babysit the... weird looking creature that's apparently his nephew in all but blood's best friend. Not an easy feat given how clingy to the point of being attached to the hip the ferret shaped thing is.

Tucker has to bribe his pet(?) with hanging with the Green Lanterns along with the rest of the Justice League up in the Watchtower(they'll definitely be discussing that later) just to convince him to not try and tagalong. And that's how Hal finds himself dealing with the major headache that is Phantom.

No, he's not exaggerating. That's exactly what the measly gremlin is with his constant demands for food, affection, or playtime from anyone who's present and insistence on getting into whatever he can, one never-ending headache. What makes it even more taxing is how everyone else, even Batman is so wrapped up in how "cute and lovable" the little bugger is they see nothing wrong with his annoying antics.

And as if it couldn't get any worse, the tiny menace seems to have taken a liking to him the most out of all the League and won't quit following him around. It's like dealing with an abnormally needy and scarily intelligent cat, and Hal absolutely abhors cats.

That said, he does find himself feeling just a smidge of regret when he allows his stress over a grueling patrol to get the best of him and yells at the little creep for drinking his coffee. If it'll get everyone off his back and stop Phantom from making those hurt puppy dog eyes at him he'll make it up to the diminutive devil later somehow. Right after he sneaks a nap in while he's stuck on monitor duty.

But of course Phantom won't even allow him that, as he's now pestering him rather persistently with that aggravating chirping and trilling. Since napping is no longer an option he'll just see what Phantom wants and hopefully get rid of him for at least a few minutes afterwards. So Hal slowly drags himself into consciousness, and is met with a large oddly colored hunk of swiss cheese?

Waking up a bit more he starts hearing the swiss cheese begging him for death. Okay, clearly something's wrong with this picture. Wiping the last of the sleep from his eyes Hal looks again, and is instantly screaming in horror upon realizing what he had mistook for swiss cheese in his sleepy haze is actually Sinestro, looking very much like he'd fought a school of piranhas and the piranhas won. With all the blood and all the chunks of missing flesh and skin Hal can see why his former mentor was pleading with him to end him.

And throughout all this that little monster Phantom is staring up at him, perched on the barely alive korugaran, covered in his blood and looking far too pleased with himself. If it weren't for Hal's training and fortitude he'd either be running scared or having a nervous breakdown. That doesn't stop him from being immensely relieved over no longer having to be on guard around Phantom once John finally comes to get the miniscule hellion off the Watchtower.

Though it would be nice if; Superman stopped trying to guilt trip him. *He swears on everything holy he's gonna find the biggest piece of kryptonite and shove it where the sun don't shine if he has to listen to how Phantom never would have did what he did if Hal hadn't been so harsh one more time.*

Wonder Woman ceased with her badgering about how he should have shown more appreciation towards Phantom and the gift he had bestowed upon him.*He'd love to see just how appreciative she'd be if it was Cheetah getting dumped in front of her all chewed... oh wait.*

Flash quit laughing at him. *Shut the hell up Allen. He did NOT scream like a little girl.*

And most of all, John and all the other GL dropped it about how they were so jealous he was the one Phantom gifted instead of them. *Seriously guys? With all that little miser put him through, that's what you're taking from it?*

Missing Scene

*When Sinestro was confronted by Little Baby Man*

*What Little Baby Man did to him before hauling him off to present to Hal*

[grossnyucky]

the brainrot is so bad bro

[anikymation]

✧ lil dream and horror

@calcium-cat

[vanderlindepounder]

he treats his nuts like a scratch n' sniff

[rayan12sworld]

💠🧡The stuffed bunny, the beautiful nephew, and other gifts from Lan Qiren

By:deliciousblizzardshar

Summary:

Wei Ying was pretty sure his next door neighbor Lan Qiren hated him until he adopted A-Yuan. Now he’s bringing by disgustingly healthy food, taking Wei Ying and A-Yuan to family dinners, and let’s not even mention the nephews he keeps hinting Wei Ying should meet. Is it possible Wei Ying, consummate orphan, has found a family in his grumpy old neighbor?

Chapter:1/1

Words:8,629

Status:completed

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💠🧡The extravagant wedding, the gorgeous brother, and other reasons you should listen to your uncle

By:deliciousblizzardshark

Summary:

When Uncle starts trying to set Lan Zhan up with his neighbor, Lan Zhan has no idea that the neighbor is Jiang Yanli's gorgeous brother who Lan Zhan's just a little bit obsessed with.

Chapter:1/1

Words:5,037

Status:completed

[justabigoldnerd]

Folks and Comrades!! I present to you covers I made for each of the works submitted for the "The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Gift Exchange 2024"!!!

I did this of my own accord, anyone who wants to repost theirs is more than welcome to, I hope you guys enjoy, love you all!!!

"When The Winds Begin To Sing"

By JustABigOldNerd on Ao3 (Me)

"Living with a Lingering Soul"

By phoenix_fire34 on Ao3 ( @mybelovedillya )

"Habituation"

By Saathi1013 on Ao3 ( @saathi1013 )

"find me inside myself"

By sunsetdawn20 on Ao3 (if anyone knows their Tumblr, if they have one, please let me know!)

"care-worn"

By takingoffmyshoes on Ao3 ( @takingoffmyshoes )

"Everyone Hides (Some of the Time)"

By chamel on Ao3 ( @cha-melodius )

"the investigators from U.N.C.L.E."

By escapismandsharpobjects on Ao3 ( @set-phasers-to-whump )

"Purim Night"

By Griselda_Gimpel on Ao3 ( @griseldagimpel )

"Life Debt"

By Elisexyz on Ao3 ( @heytheredeann )

"We made universes out of bitten lips and broken hands"

By Elisexyz on Ao3 ( @heytheredeann )

Because Tumblr only allows 10 images, the last three will be in the next post!!!

[aurelion-solar]

Legends of Runeterra: Dreamlit Paths - Vex Followers The Family Reunion - Shadow - Uncle Milty - Allay - Grimm - The Beautiful Disaster - Grotesque Gift - Beefcake Mayor - Gloomsprites - Glare - Existential Dread - Withering Affection