#ghost is an animal kid. prove me wrong

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: NO! She's mine!

Soap: PUT THE FOX OUTSIDE!

Ghost: SHE'S OUR DAUGHTER! I BIRTHED HER FROM MY OWN VAGINA!

Soap: YOU HAVE A PENIS

[adventures-in-mangaland]

Another Dead Boy Detectives Fic Rec List

Netflix sucks and I'm sad, but the Dead Boy Detectives fandom continues to be awesome, so here are some more very quick fic recs!*

Tonight's the Night You Fight Your Best Mate's Dad by Opossum_Subatomic

Everyone's Alive College/University 5+1 things fic featuring Charles bringing Edwin coffee and slowburn payneland. Also Family/Wedding Drama involving Everyone Thinks They're Dating so acute is verges on Fake Dating. This author is seriously fantastic, everything they write is gold.

You should also check out Kissing Lessons, which is a high school AU that does what it says on the tin while also giving non-binary Monty and polyamory.

Ornithology by Rosie447

Monty gets a job working at Tragic Mick's. This one's not actually payneland, being gen and Monty-centric. I know, gasp. It's a fantastic and very sweet exploration of Monty discovering his sense of self post canon and works as a great metaphor for recovery from toxic family/relationships. Also, the ex-animal solidarity and bonding with Mick is lovely.

what some circumstance stole by Chrome

The Sandman crossover featuring Edwin and Hob being kidnapped and tortured together. Their friendship is really wholesome with eventual Father Figure and Found Family Feels for the whole agency and background Dreamling.

dandelion wine (life and death in summertime) by world_wanderer

Payneland Right Person Wrong Time AU in which neither of them die but they still meet and become friends. The May/December friendship is sweet but tragic, with a bittersweet ending. Superb.

Mirror Image by Anonymous

Charles' afterlife gets taken over my an evil shape-shifting doppelganger, leaving him with plenty of time to regret never talking to Edwin about his feelings. Angsty but with Feelings Realisation and the Power of Love and Friendship vibes.

my healing needed more than time by babyseraphim

Case fic with de-aged Charles! Baby Charles is precious but be prepared for discussions of childhood trauma/abuse.

The same author has also written I'm So Aces at Babysitting, which is a really cute two-chaptered AU featuring Charles and Edwin babysitting the kid versions of each other, with bonus Crystal and Niko doing the same. It's very wholesome and the author writes little kids really well.

Pouring into me by tragedy_machine

Love me some "Charles wants to date Edwin to figure out his feelings but gets turned down" fic. Feelings are hard, OK?

thank u, next by KiaraSayre

Edwin fucks and Charles seethes. It's very funny and also features some interesting worldbuilding with the Fae.

Like We've Never Known Hurt by dearheartdont

Just cute established relationship PWP and praise kink. So good.

all of these hollows by handwrittenhello

The boys are alive again but sans memories. Can they still find each other and prove their devotion to the Night Nurse?? While also evading heavenly and hellish forces trying to keep them apart??? Very interesting concept executed well.

Suo Gân by emryses

The agency takes on the case of a traumatised Edwardian ghost searching for her missing baby... Read it for Edwin family feels.

Where Primroses Bloom by PantryJesus

Reading aloud as a love language and Watership Down feels. Idk, I'm now convinced that Edwin is kind of rabbit-coded with the whole "if they catch you they'll kill you. But first they must catch you" thing. A lovely well written fic.

I'm so sick of online love by Hse11z5

College/University AU where the boys meet through a dating app. It's cute.

you can have the best of me, baby (and I will give you anything) by aletterinthenameofsanity

Again, it's the Friends with Benefits but with real feelings and mutual pining for me. Now has a Charles PoV companion fic.

True Love's Kiss by Asidian

In which Charles curses himself with a Sleeping Beauty enchantment in order to confirm his feelings for Edwin and Crystal is the real MVP. I love this one because the boys are both SO stupid but in very different in-character ways.

I also recommend Promised, in which they kind of play the Green card angle to keep Edwin out of Hell? Which honestly needs to be more of a trope. And Tight Quarters, starring the boys trapped in a magic circle, leading to Forced Proximity induced Feelings Realization (in more ways than one! 😉).

Something I Can Turn To by DontOffendTheBees

I love some domestic fluff, in this case as an Everyone's Alive/Childhood Friends AU in which the boys are poor but happy living together. I liked how they both survive their respective traumas, but Reality Ensues.

I also recommend Lived My Whole Life Before the First Light for a lovely but melancholy Soulmate AU that goes for the "seeing colours" trope for extra wistful angst.

Dining at the Ritz by TerresDeBrume

Meeting the Parents fic in which Edwin's parents are awful and Charles is Not Having It. This has Everyone Thinks They're Dating and autistic Edwin stimming representation, plus discussions of racism, classism and ableism. The fic is also part of a great Modern AU series in which the boys attended St Hilarion's at the same time and Charles saved Edwin from a non-supernatural but still almost deadly prank. Highly recommended!

The Case of the Couples Retreat by juliasfanart

Listen, I can't get enough of undercover fake dating/relationships at a couples retreat, OK? Some minor angst but overall very cute and fluffy.

acu (aysar cinematic universe) by ObsessedWithFandom

The agency is hired to solve the mystery of Charles' death and bring his killers to justice. I'm genuinely obsessed with this series; I love its OCs and Charles having an exboyfriend gives Edwin a fun crisis. Plus haunting Charles' killers is very satisfying and cathartic. Just imagine they're Netflix execs, y'all.

*Not actually quick, as it turns out. 😅

I love doing these lists because I always think I've only got a few recs and then I look back over my recent bookmarks and I've got a metric ton of great fics to rec. You guys are so talented. ❤️

[lair-of-platonic-yanderes]

hello queen >^< I have a request ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ so you know kirara the best girl she’s a Yokai (?) now how would she react to a mouse yokai reader just imagine what shenanigans they’d get in:DD think Tom and Jerry except one thinks one is about to eat them and one just wants to kidnap the mouse

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Hi! I hopped you like that fic 🙂

Little Friend

Platonic! Yandere! Kirara x GN! Child! Reader (plus, a tiny bit of Platonic! Mentor! Yae Miko)

Description: Cat is chasing after the mouse, together they cause shenanigans in the shrine, and fox is thinking about the past.

Warning: OOC. English is my second language. Platonic Yandere.

Reader based on kodama nezumi

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Yae Miko has many duties.

As head of the Grand Narukami Shrine, she must oversee the shrine, and makes sure, that people are getting needed help and not causing troubles.

As owner of the Yae Publishing House, she has to make sure, that writers aren't fooling around, and submit new works in time.

As Eternity's servant and friend, she keeps Ei company, reminding her old friend about the beauty of an ever-changing world.

But, Yae Miko had one more duty.

As an older and wiser youkai, and as youkai, who is to live alongside humanity, she must teach young youkais, how to live near humans.

Today, she has another lesson with one of her current youkai pupils. A child with mouse's ears and tail.

She called them [Y/N], and, right now, they were starting to get late for their lesson.

[Y/N] were a kodama nezumi, a mouse youkai, who could create small firework-like explosions. Their explosions weren't harmful, and were used by kodama nezumis to escape from danger.

Mice youkais were quite rare, even back in the Kitsune Saiguu's days, so, Yae Miko was really surprised, when she found [Y/N] few months ago, when few villagers came to shrine, begging for help. They insisted, that evil spirits start haunting the village, causing loud noises at night. Yae Miko, who had a rare moment of free time, agreed to visit the village. She was sure, that there were no evil spirits, and villagers were simply mistaken some forest animals' noises for ghosts' howling. Yae Miko were waiting for the moment, when she will prove villagers, that they were wrong. Some soft teasing won't hurt them.

However, both sides were wrong.

Kitsune was sure, that kodama nezumis went instinct. And she was quite shocked, when, after she went to investigate, she saw a kid with mouse's ears and tail, who were hiding in a tool shed and were playing with old temari.

After a quick chase (kid were sure, that "foxy wants to eat me", so they tried to escape), Yae Miko managed to convince [Y/N] to trust her. She promised to teach them, how to live with humans.

Ever since then, [Y/N] were visiting Narukami Shrine twice a week.

Yae Miko carefully rubbed her temples. She had an idea, why little mouse youkai were late. And, for the love of Electro Archon, she hopped that she was wrong.

The sounds of people jumping, loud squeaking, happy meowing and shrine maidens' "Lady Yae, they are here again!" crashed kitsune's hope. She made a deep breath and left the shrine building.

She immediatly saw a big, round mouse and a two-tailed cat in a special express delivery running around the Sacred Sakura. 

As usual, Kirara and [Y/N] were causing troubles.

Their meeting was an incident. Kirara was delivering a package to Guuji Yae when Yae Miko had a lesson with [Y/N]. Meeting between nekomata and kodama nezumi, between a cat and a mouse, went as good as you can guess. 

With a loud "Cat!" squeak, [Y/N] transformed into their mouse form and ran off. In a flash, transformed cat Kirara chased after them. After that, Yae Miko herself hurried after the duo, quickly commanding shrine maidens to catch the cat.

It was quite a chase. [Y/N], despite being young, were smart. They managed to trick Kirara into running on the top of the shrine, got tangled in bushes and ran into Kano Nana. After that, both [Y/N] and Kirara were caught and brought back to Yae Miko. Kitsune scold them for their behavior. She also reassured [Y/N], promising, that Kirara won't eat them, and made Kirara promise not to scare the mouse kid.

Yae Miko wasn't sure, if her talk worked.

Kirara was still chasing after [Y/N] from time to time.

[Y/N] still were jumpy around Kirara.

Their chase became famous through all Inazuma. They became so famous, that one of the new authors from publishing house started to write a series of children books about smart mouse being chased by sly cat. 

Meanwhile, [Y/N] and Kirara were running in circles around shrine maidens. Suddenly, mouse [Y/N] climbed on one of the maidens and jumped, landing on Yae Miko's sleeve, while Kirara continue running around the shrine maidens. When nekomata realized, that kodama nezumi were gone, she froze, looking around in shock.

Mouse on Yae's sleeve were squeaking happily, but, after noticing their mentor's gaze, got silent, jumped down and transformed into their human form. Kirara followed their example. The duo looked guilty.

"[Y/N]." softly called Yae Miko. Kid's mouse's ears perked up.

"Yes, Great Guuji Yae?" 

Yae smiles slightly and pointed back to the shrine. 

"Please, go here. Our lesson will start soon, so, get ready."

Kodama nezumi nodded and skipped towards the shrine. Yae Miko turned her attention to Kirara. Her voice became slightly strict.

"Kirara, how many times I asked you not to chase after [Y/N]? You are scaring them."

Nekomata's tails twitched.

"But, Guuji Yae, I just want to help My little friend! But every time I try to offer my help, they refuse or try to change the topic. But I just want to help!"

Yea Miko raised an eyebrow. Kirara elaborated.

"They are a kid, they won't have any way to take care of themselves! And I can take care of them! They can live with me, I will find a cozy box for them, I will feed them. I will be their big sister!" with every word Kirara's eyes shined with some strange emotion. Yae shook her head.

"Kirara, your heart is in a right place. But, please, take it slowly. Don't harass [Y/N], and, maybe, one day, you two will be close friend, and, maybe, [Y/N] will see you as a big sister. But, please, be patient."

With that words, Yae Miko turned around and returned to the shrine. She has a lesson to teach to [Y/N].

_______

Kirara was on her way to the bottom of Mt. Yougou. She wasn't able to get [Y/N] to her home once again. But, she wasn't sad. As Guuji Yae said, it can be changed in a future.

One day, [Y/N] will live with her. Granny will love them for sure. Kirara will play with [Y/N], will teach them how to read and write. She will buy [Y/N] anything they want! There would be no need for them to go outside.

One day, her little friend will be safe, happy and sound. And right by her side.

[starz-saintz]

Lovely Headcanons

I finished all the vampire listener designs. So, I plan on posting headcanons for each of them and the design at the end.

-> In Redactedverse, she would be Polish.

-> Is considered dead to her family.

Not in a "you're dead to me" way, more of a "you died" way. The Department said that there was an accident and staged her death.

-> The model daughter anyone could ask for, like seriously

Straight A's, did a bunch of extracurriculars, had the most volunteer hours, helped with her mother's garden, etc, etc

-> She went to WonderWorld to prove her friends wrong. There were no ghosts, and she was not a wuss nor a goody goody.

-> Went to an out of state college near Dahlia. She's originally from Nebraska and a freshman.

-> Lovely visits her grave every now and then in Nebraska. It's always neat and decorated with stuffed animals, candles, and flowers.

-> When she had first turned, she almost attacked a woman passing by. She felt disgusted with herself when she was back to normal. Took a lot out of Vincent to restrain her.

-> Really likes Darlin's company. If Vincent is busy, she'll call them or go to visit.

-> Lovely and Darlin will sit and gossip about the house. Darlin only gets half the story, and since Lovely doesn't really talk when the House gets together, people feel comfortable enough to talk shit in front of her. She will clear up any misconceptions Darlin has.

-> Inherited her mother's green thumb. She has her own rose garden.

-> Someone pointed out when she met Lovely that she was a reincarnation. Lovely was dumbstruck when they told her that what she thought was heterochromia was a signifier.

-> Private school kid. (take that as you will)

-> Really likes to paint.

She didn't paint as much when she started college. It was demanding of all of her time, and so was her job. She really likes that she has more time to paint now.

-> Her dad will still leave her voicemails. When she had first died, there were weekly check-ins, him asking for her to return his call and to take care of herself. Now, it's bi-monthly.

-> Her name was Andżelika Rozalia, but after she was turned, she went by Angelika Róża.

-> She will defend Peanut Butter and Peanut Butter flavored things with her life.

-> She can sing really well. G3 to F5 range.

-> Has really enjoyed using the bloodbags given out, but she knows that she can't live off of them forever. She fears the day she has to hunt

Darlin' might be next

[sara-wishes]

And July. - 민기 - prologue ☘️

☘️ Mingi x Female!Idol!Reader

☘️ warnings for this chapter: none.

☘️ now listening to: And July by HEIZE and DEAN

☘️ summary: When on her 4th comeback's backstage Y/N is unwillingly reunited with her brother, suddenly 8 boys are swept into her and her group mates' lifes. A tall boy in particular has taken a liking to Y/N and apparently, maybe... she feels the same?

(images after text)

Date: [10/24/2018]

The day had started early for you. Since the clock on the dorm had marked 5:00, you had been up. Mostly getting ready for the event of the day, the performance starring your group, lucyd, on Music Bank.

Although you could be feeling nervous about this, this was your 4th comeback already, and now it all came more naturally to you after 10 months officially on the job. 

But the ringing of your alarm had happened a long time ago by now. Right now? You found yourself on a mission-- finding Minho's dressing room (well, stray kids'), in the multitude of dressing rooms that Music Bank backstage counted with. 

You didn't actually mind taking your time to find it, you still had some to spare until you had to perform. Regardless, there was just a small issue that was actually bothering you. Your group mate, Marte (or sometimes Moriko for friends), was accompanying you. And she had not stopped rambling about anime since you had awakened this morning.

Really, you loved her, but being in the same dorm room, sometimes it got hard to handle. Hard to handle like the headache that you could notice growing from her constant screams and simping over some JoJo or something. 

It's not like you had a personal vendetta against anime, in fact, you yourself were a big fan, but sometimes, her obsession could get too much for everyone. 

...Or, maybe not everyone? 

As you made your way down the white colored corridor, you both encountered an unthinkable image. Two boys, a tall one and a shorter one, were walking your way. The taller one, making his incessant anime rambling audible to everyone, thanks to his enthusiasm and his deep, deep voice. The shorter one, clearly tired of his never ending monologue. 

'Wait... that guy... '

'Nah, no way. It can't be him.'

In an instant, Marte turned her neck a whole 90 degrees towards the larger boy, her weeb radar spiking uncontrollably. 

"Hey, you! Are you talking about JoJo's new episode?!" You wouldn't have ever believed her introvert ass could shout in the middle of a crowded hallway like that, but you clearly were proved wrong.

"Have you watched it too??" The guy answered (shouted) back to her, and rapidly sprinted your way. It didn't get him much to get to where you were, with his height, all that he had to do was stride across the hall. 

"Yeah, it was so good! I'm Marte by the way!" Normally, your eyes would've fallen out of their sockets because of how wide-eyed you'd be by now, over Marte interacting with someone else. But at the moment, your focus was only on the other man that had been walking side to side with 'tall-guy', not too long ago. 

"Y/N…?"

You immediately froze in place. ‘It really was him. Wooyoung.’

Your brother. The brother you so much adored, but regrettably had been forced to abandon with your cruel parents in return for your freedom.

Maybe he didn’t hate you like you thought he did. Maybe he didn't resent you for leaving him behind with those, cruel, wicked- 'Nevermind, he definitely hates me for it.’  But now that didn’t matter as much as the fact that his appearance had unintentionally triggered all the trauma that you had left behind, and had brought back all the ghosts of your past.

“Y/N I-” He began to speak to you. Thanks to the ring of his voice, you were thrown out of your momentarily stupor and welcomed back to the real world. To the hallway. Before your performance. With your brother. Next to Marte. ‘Right, Marte.’

Remembering she was in fact next to you, still talking to the guy -apparently named Mingi, according to the conversation you had overheard- you rushedly began to tap on her shoulder. You needed to get out of there. You could not have an emotional breakdown right now, and the steady steps Wooyoung was taking towards you as if he was approaching a wounded animal, were not helping you. At all.

“So about the new One Piece episode- Y/N what’s wrong with you?”

“Marte, we have to get out of here right now.” You hastily told her, already walking backwards towards the exit, failing at your attempt of dragging her by the arm. 

“C’mon, don’t be rude, I’m talking to Mingi here. We still have like half an hour before hair and make up.” She dismissed you, turning back to Mingi, who seemed to have noticed your presence now, and looked kind of star-struck.

Done with trying to convince her, you used the ace up your sleeve that always seemed to work when  Marte was being too stubborn. “Moriko. Marte. Sugawara., I need you to get me out of here right now, you hear me? Please.” You repeated, slowly and heavily pronouncing every syllable, to get her to realize the position you were in. Now clutching her forearm and pleading to her to get you out. Before Wooyoung could find a way out of his stunned stance and had the chance of making you break down in tears.

Finally, looking at you and upon a closer examination of your state, she decided to take your usage of her full name seriously. She was annoyed, but she was helping you out of this one. 

“Hey… is she okay?” You looked so frightened even the kind male worriedly asked about your condition.

“Yes. Sorry, don’t worry. But I’m afraid we really have to go. It 's been fun Mingi. See you around!” She hooked her arm around yours and rushed you down the corridor, heading for your dressing room. While you walked back to it, she complained about your actions and demanded an explanation. “You better tell me what that was all about. I missed a conversation about Narancia just for it.” But you were too focused on trying to keep your labored breath from turning into hyperventilation, to browse your memory in search of information about this so-called ‘Narancia’ guy.

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The two girls hastily disappeared from the corridor, leaving the two rookie idols alone once again. 

Wooyoung could see the confusion and intrigue over the last events still swirling inside Mingi's eyes. But he himself was still as paralyzed as Y/N had been mere moments before. 

"Dude, did I do something weird?" Poor Mingi asked him, too kind for his own good. 

"No, Mingi, you did nothing wrong, she ran away because she," he made a pause, searching for oxygen inside the now claustrophobic space. "She is my sister."

"Marte? But I heard she's japanese."

"Y/N, dumbass, Jung Y/N is my sister." He loved him, but boy, sometimes he could be so dense, must be Yeosang rubbing onto him or something. 

"Ohh, right. That makes sense." He nodded at the realization, maybe even… blushed? Wooyoung must still be dazed, he must not be seeing right. 

Quickly, a frown replaced Mingi's look of realization on his features. "But, why did you let her go? You have been looking for her everywhere all this time."

"Because did you see her? She looked frightened." The boy's heart broke a little at the thought of never seeing his sister again. 

Mingi blinked at his disheartened friend. "Hey, at least I got Marte's number, so maybe you can reach her again?"

Okay, maybe all hope was not lost. 

𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎. ❀ 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 ❀ 𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏.

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[the-everqueen]

Hi! So this first ask is about the concept you have for that X-men monster fic 👀

so ao3 user darthpumpkinspice dragged me down a Pierce/Logan hole and now i've read everything (in English) in the tags and am subscribed to a current fic-in-progress. i need to make clear: i have not seen Logan (2017). i've read the wiki summary and i know what hugh jackman and bhol look like. pero now i'm invested in smarmy Donald Pierce getting the shit beat out of him by a burned-out Wolverine and/or being a pretty princess/fucktoy for Wolverine.

(go read Twice Shy. and then, just because it's good Rose-as-Dream fic, Heavy Lies the Crown.)

anyways. given this context. i want a fic where Donnie gets revived/captured by A-T in the wake of film events and they test a new serum formula on him and it goes...wrong. cue Logan (also revived, and/or time loop shit, we know i love a time loop) breaking him out, thinking he's going to leverage this little shit for info to dismantle A-T, and instead he's got a handful of monster. two ways for this to go, imho: Pierce is turning into something wolverine-adjacent, with all the gross and delightful body horror and fear of losing humanity that comes with it. i find this fun because wolverines are related to martens and i DO think it's on the nose in a darkly funny way if the (metaphorical) weasel is becoming a (literal) weasel. also wolverines are solitary animals (ha) so putting two of those in close quarters and being like "work together!" has great potential. alternatively, Pierce's body is coping badly with a botched metamorphosis into bhol-as-Wolverine, with all the fun pain of "hey bone claws actually really fucking hurt and when not reinforced with adamantium they aren't a GREAT weapon, actually, because bones break," and "rapid healing factor doesn't stop things from hurting, esp. when 'things' are a pissed off adamantium-reinforced mutant who wants to use you as his personal punching bag." either way! i get Donald Pierce Coping Badly With A New Set Of Instincts, and the delicious playground of "what if we took someone who is definitely traumatized and has been masking that with violence and suddenly/horribly reoriented his whole sense of self while making him dependent on the person who wants him dead more than anyone else."

the first option has the potential for a...softer ending. not kinder, maybe, but it could result in some uneasy truce with elements of pleasure. second one is pure whump. for me, the attraction of this pairing is the flip of a hero into a small-scale villain for someone who absolutely deserves hurt. the reparative factor in non-whump versions is the classic "you have been seen at your absolute worst and someone still thinks maybe you could've had kindness, maybe there's something worthwhile at the bitter pit of you." but there's also the bit where it's like: you are Logan and you are tired. you have been saving the world since forever and it has not fucking gotten better and no matter what you won't die, you can't die, you wish you could die so at least you could stop. and the ghosts keep dragging you back against your will, and living so long makes for a LOT of ghosts. and then this bitch of a kid who tells you he's a fan is in your hands, and he's done a lot of bad and feels no guilt for it. and maybe you could make him sorry. at very least you can have this: you can prove to yourself you're a monster.

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i love the fact that the alien in nope looked like a flying saucer and that it fed by using what was essentially a tractor beam. it gives us the idea that in their universe, stuff like cattle mutilation has a very simple reason - a larger animal ate it. and then when it unfurls, it looks like a weather balloon! i didn’t realize that until later, but i remember thinking that the way it moved looked like some kind of balloon. the implication that these aliens have been to earth before and have been interpreted completely wrong is chilling but also so fucking cool

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My #1 post of 2022

the parallels between how poc are treated and how animals are treated in nope (2022) was perfect. one of the first scenes in the movie is when oj is on set for a commercial, and i was immediately as uncomfortable as he was. when he introduces himself to the white actress, she looks scared of him because his name is oj. she sees a black man with that name and can’t hide her inner thoughts. then the pa guy is confused as to where the “older one” is, clearly giving the message that he doesn’t trust oj to be a competent person. the pa sees him as an untrained boy, and doesn’t listen when oj tried to tell him not to look in the horse’s eyes. then when em explains the story of the first moving picture, we see that the black jockey and the horse aren’t even on the same level. people talk about the horse, but they don’t know anything about the man riding it.

then, there’s jupe and the gordy the chimp. jupe was a child star in a western comedy, and the poster itself gave me the wrong feeling. jupe and the unnamed black child actor he starred with were so clearly being used as a spectacle. it made me think of blazing saddles, how the idea of a black sheriff is absurd and funny. however, blazing saddles uses that as commentary and as a way to send a message, while in nope, we see that jupe was the victim of a film industry that tokenized him. then, with the chimpanzee, we see that same tokenization. a sitcom of a white family that includes an asian child and a chimp. it’s clear that both are meant to be equally funny; an asian kid is just as absurd as a chimp in human clothes and a birthday hat.

then, when we see him try to use the alien to create the same spectacle he was a part of in his youth, he realizes far too late that he’s made a mistake. that you can’t rely on an animal. his wife makes a comment about how working with trained animals is unpredictable, and we see in his eyes that he knows what’s about to happen. he put his trust in the behavior of a wild animal and now he’s paying the price and feeling the same fear he felt as a child.

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[teenz-stories]

Teen-Z: Forever Young #6: Camping! (Part 2)

Finally car drives to the destination. Teens and Selena gets out from the car as they pull out their tents.

Selena: This is where we will crash so we won’t get together lost.

Light: Couldn’t we walk a bit away?

Dark: Mom is right. I don’t want any adventures. It’s enough that from one weirdo’s trying to hit on Creepy we almost ended on the other side. And you almost died along with that human girl. You really want more adventures?

Light: Me and Moon survived if this what you want to know. I saved her and I helped her to return to her world so that masked guy couldn’t intervene anymore.

Ninelle: sighs Dark is right. Plus I have some problems recently.

Selena: worried  What’s wrong,dear?

Ninelle: It’s Cassandra. She really is weird. I spoke with her two weeks ago and she told me strange things. She gulps I am afraid she will do something bad to everyone.

Dark: You have me,you have Light,you have our team. Ten VS one? Hah! She can hide and cry.

Light: Plus! I seen Cass. She’s pretty nice.

Ninelle: She acted very creepy. And she said that I should be...stronger not weak.

Dark: pats his girlfriend’s shoulder I think she meant that you need to be more assertive. He shows her woods And what’s better occasion than having us and nature here?

Ninelle: sighs You’re right! I will take the lead for the whole weekend!

Dark: smiles That’s Creepy I know. So. What our leader wanna do first?

Ninelle: hmms We may need some sticks and rocks to make some fire for the dinner.

Light: You mean campfire?

Ninelle: snaps her fingers Yes! That’s what I meant! After we will get our tents ready,we can search for some sticks and rocks.

Scene change into Creepy putting final stick to the campfire. Selena lights her horn as she gently places it to the pile. Fire ignites immadiately. Selena pulls out sausages. Unicorns fry it. Meanwhile Creepy fries few worms on her stick. Scene changes as we can see that four characters ended their meal. Dark takes the flashlight in his hands as he smirks.

Dark: Who’s up for some spooky stories?

Everyone is silent. Dark smirks because he knows a good one.

Dark: Long ago,in this woods. This where are we exactly. Lived happy pair who loved each other. They had a cute house far away from any society. They claimed that they don’t need that because in two there’s better than with a crowd. One day,they found that Rock City exist. They thought it’s an opportunity of their lives to prove that this place ain’t that dangerous as some claim it to be. They were wrong. Alice went missing soon after their trip started. Denny tried to search for her but he failed. This was when he understood his wife possibly died. There’s legends of many peoples who visited Rock City that Alice’s ghost is there and haunts peoples to join her so she wouldn’t be lonely in her afterlife.

Ninelle: hides her face scared

Light: looks at Dark I think that’s enough for today.

Selena: nods I agree,kids. Time to go to bed.

Scene changes into Creepy laying in the tent scared. Dark looks at his girlfriend regretting this story he told.

Dark: You’re okay?

Ninelle: sighs No. I’m terribly scared to go tomorrow there. Even though I want to go there but. After this story I am scared.

Dark: smiles gently This story is fake. There are no ghosts in Rock City. I made everything up. I bet there are just wild animals hidden.

Ninelle: sulks in her sleeping bag I don’t know. I just want everyone to be safe. I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

Dark: And you won’t see that! Trust me. If we will stick together everything will be fine.

Ninelle: looks at her boyfriend smiling gently Really?

Dark: nods Now. Let’s catch some sleep. It will be needed before tomorrow,right?

Ninelle: No doubt in that. She giggles

[watery-pancake]

A Look Back at Growing Up

I think I had a decent chance at being popular. It's not as if I'm unshapely, something my low self confidence can even admit. With makeup I could fake the look of natural beauty, and hours of effort could make my hair look decent. Even now that I'm in college with wearing casual clothing, I look less put up than I did back in high school, and get hit on.

I wonder how I would have ended up if I wasn't abused. It still feels strange to say that, or to admit it to any degree. I remember as a kid watching animations and stories of abuse and finding a solemn comfort into it, but always saying how what I was experiencing wasn't nearly bad enough to compare.

I remember in elementary school when I made my first friend, Michael. He invited me to hang out, and my mom said no. Not allowed to make friends. It was later in middle school that a girl told me she put an invite to her birthday party in my mailbox, but I never received it. I told her it must have gotten lost, but she herself it it in there. I found out then that the only other option was that my mother threw it out. I couldn't even have birthday parties or be allowed to be invited to any, despite my brother having free reign. By high school I was extremely lonely. You can only go so many years of not being allowed to leave the house, hours and days and weeks and months of stuck within the 4 walls of my room before my social skills became that of a toddler. Every ounce of attention from a friend I was desperate for. It was to the degree that a girl I befriended back in elementary school told me to leave her alone since she was being called a loser for having me trail behind her. She begged me not to cry. I cried, and she didn't comfort me. She awkwardly walked away, and everyone in the recess field looked at me a freak.

Highschool came around and I had just cut off all my friends from middle school. I was terrified of how close I was to them. I self sabotaged everything. With Tristen, I fell in love with her and I couldn't handle it. I couldn't handle having a person who actively enjoyed my time. It destroyed me mentally and I exploded. It makes sense why she ghosted me. For Sam, I replaced her with online friends. I was devastated for 8 months after my first relationship, and she told me if we didn't talk every day, we might as well not even be friends. Even when I tried to rekindle the friendship a year later, she treated me as if I was a stranger. Her family still loved me, but she replaced me with her new guy best friend. I was easy to replace to her, first with our mutual friend, then her new ginger friend, then him. I was fun when she was bored, but any more? Not so much. For Jenna, she switched high schools, so we only saw each other so often. I was truly alone, Covid didn't help. I spent hours and hours alone in my room. Even in middle school, alone in my room. In elementary school, alone in my room. Any attempt to leave would be met with my family yelling at me for doing *something* wrong, or being fat, or being stupid, or just being a punching bag for whatever problem they had, which was the most common one.

At that rate, I preferred the solitude. The constant berating and fear of my own family made me fearful of any person, and Sam and Tristen had only proved my point. I would be used or use, which too destroyed me mentally. Any attention I wanted I sought after online, since at least if I messed up I could block and delete them and forget it. I never did, I was only on the hurting end, since it was so much easier to be myself when I wasn't physically looking at someone and being scared of what they could do. I learned how to function as a human online, and when college came around, it was just enough.

It'll never stop haunting me. How for years and years I've had to get over my trauma and fear of people. How I've trained myself all the way from being able to go outside my door. I used to be scared of going in my front yard. Years of trauma of being watched for my every move and unable to move comfortably... to this day I still feel like I have a camera secretly placed somewhere watching me, judging me. Maybe it's just mental illness. I don't know how else to explain it, since being a kid every single thing I did was wrong. Now I watch myself. Then I tried walking the park across my house. I remember covering my entire body in sweatpants and a sweatshirt and a hat, feeling ridiculously embarrassed that I'm existing in public. Then was the grocery store, where I would train myself by buying a single energy drink while on a call with internet friends for moral support. Eventually, I could just leave the house (with permission) but be able to go outside without going into a complete panic attack.

But yet, now, even now, I'm stunted. I'm having all these new experiences with friends, but it's happening again. Getting fucked over by terrible people, as it always happens. It's making me recluse myself, removing people off social media, only speaking when spoken to. It's terrifying me, that I'm regressing. I once the other day stuttered as I ordered a grilled cheese and hot americano. I felt my heart jump with anxiety, not for social anxiety, I realized how terrified I was that I was going back to my old self. I never want to again. It scares me, so much, that a day will come again where the mere thought of stepping outside my door causes me to break into a full sweat.

I'm doing better. I'll keep doing better. I can't go back, ever again.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 346

Drag Me Away (From You)/Flux: Chapter Two—War of the Sontarans

“Drag Me Away (From You)”

Plot Description: the murder of an old friend leads Sam and Dean to revisit the first case they ever worked and an evil entity they thought they’d killed years earlier

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes?: oh. I’d never go to a place of near certain death, I’m pretty sure. That’s never been in me to do…face a monster I’m trying to prove isn’t real?? Why would I do that?

Oh so Cas…Cas DID tell Dean, but in classic Winchester fashion, Dean’s keeping the truth about Jack’s mission from Sam

Baby Dean! Stop being mean to Baby Sam!!

If it I hadn’t watched nearly 15 seasons of spn, I’d be so concerned about the knife and gun in Baby Sam’s bag

Oh…so was the ghost that guy saw was…it looked like his childhood self

Responsible 15ish year old Dean not letting the others come with him…or walking the line between self sacrificial and brave Dean

Why did I think that the malevolent entity was gonna have a weird message in the boggle dice??

Oh they’re gonna have to destroy they ring.

So is the thing they’re hunting not even killing with real objects?? I’m so confused

Oh I bet Dean’s gonna tell Sam about Jack at the end of this episode after divulging that the thing they’re hunting kept a nest of dead kids to feed on

Billie’s not wrong. I was also wondering why we’re doing normal hunting this close to the end of the entire series

This green motel room is much easier on the eyes than the orange one

I would let Billie boss me around 100%

How did we really only get to Baba Yaga in the last five episodes of spn??? How have THEY never heard of Baba Yaga before NOW?!

Bet BY took Caitlin to the cannery where her nest is. Why am I better at the boys’ job than they are?

The way I knew those bubbly noises were going to be the front desk girl hitting a bong. Why are the boys so bad at this??

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah, room 214 actually took Dean right to the cannery LIKE 👏 I 👏 SAID 👏

Ok so it was still room 214 but she made him hallucinate that it was the cannery…like he admitted he was afraid of for a long time

HERE IT IS!!! He’s telling Sam everything that he’s been told in the past few days

I should be annoyed by the fact that this drama has come down to one Winchester hiding important info from the other and them arguing about it BUT OMG THE DRAMA of Dean basically saying that in the very end, ethics go out the window. It’s WILD.

Say what I will about Chuck and how much I hate him but…if he’s writing this argument? HOOOO BOY!! THIS is how you get the Winchester boys at each other’s throats even after all they’ve been through for your perfect Michael & Lucifer or Cain & Able story

“Flux: Chapter Two—War of the Sontarans”

Plot Description: during the Crimean War, the Doctor discovers the British army fighting a brutal alien army of Sontarans, as Yaz and Dan are thrown deeper into a battle for survival. What is the Temple of Atropos? Who are the Mouri?

Please tell me we’re not introducing even more concepts into this already really weird and overly crowded season

I guess since this dude has been out in space and o have no idea what time he’s from, it might make sense for him to not be disturbed by a floating terrarium filled with light barking orders at him (looks like HE is in the temple that holds the Mouri)

Thought Dan and Yaz were being erased a la Back to the Future rules but turns out they’re just taken to some other point in time

Oh now Yaz is in the temple and Dan is in a changed present where the Sontarans have taken over….hmmmm several people are outside their time

“I have Queen and country on my side. That is all I need” Wrong! You need god and anime and the Doctor

I don’t want to spend more time than necessary with the Sontarans but their philosophies are interesting. It’s very absolute and centered on death. Mercy is a quick death

Really thought the Sontarans had carried through from the Crimean War to present, not arrived again two days ago

Gonna go out on a limb and say that repairing the Mouri is not going to be a task with a positive impact. Yeah…Yaz is already suspicious of it

Dan gets kidnapped by an alien one time and thinks he can handle any alien thing the universe throws his way

This British general is an absolute idiot letting his troops fight the Sontarans

At least we’re condensing things a little by bringing the formerly imprisoned alien to the temple where Yaz is

I can’t see a Sontaran door and what they use to open them and not think “Donna, you have three fingers”

Oh shit. He just disintegrated one of the Mouri

(Meg chooses the worst times to smurgle so close to my face)

Is that known lore about the Sontarans?? That they need to rest in their ship every 27 hours to replenish their suits to circulate the gases their planet has?

I hate this general so much. Could have just let the Sontarans leave but decided to blow up their ships as they tried to

Dan is such a random sort of companion. Like, I know they’re all a little randomly selected but Dan is even more so, it seems

Ooooooo he replaced the disintegrated Mouri with Yaz and the space station dude

[hammer-explosion-man]

ghost eris / erighost headcanons because i can

erighost would always follow rabbittusk around and only stayed in his house because of his complete fear of the outside world

erighost couldn't fully communicate, only communicating in animal noises like piglin chuffs or creeper hisses

the spitting image of eris as a kid, the same mindset and everything

he's the saddest ghost out of everyone on ssmp prove me wrong

prefers he/it pronouns but most people use it/it's when referring to erighost

he can only stay in that one form so he always looks small and frail

[theboxfort]

Bruh The House was a Flash game and damn, it's been like forever since someone said anything about it. I thought I was the only one who remembered its existence

Let me tell you about the story of how little Pink Ponk found out the concept of ghosts

So 7 y/o Pink was afraid of pain and suffering, getting a little scratch on her knee would make her cry for hours on end. Seeing dead fish on sale at a fresh market scared them. At this point in time, they do not know the concept of ghosts and the undead yet.

Enter: My sister and her friend. So both of our parents (the friend and ours) tend to work till late at night, I mean like, they'd come back at 9 pm at the earliest, so most of the time, we're with our babysitter (who goes to bed the moment the clock strikes 9). Since she (my sister's friend) was really close to my sister, she'd come and hang out in our house while she waits for her parents.

And like all younger siblings, I tend to follow my sister around like a dog. Especially at night, because little Pink Ponk is also afraid of the dark. So they (my sister and her friend) got an idea: Scare that kid so that she stops tailing them wherever they go. Spoilers: It didn't work, and now I'm even more dependent than I was 10 minutes before it all went down.

It was 9:30 pm, my sister's friend's dad usually picks her up at 10:30 pm. Our parents weren't home yet either. We were in the computer room because this was when most houses has only 1 computer. My sister's friend told me, "Hey, check this out. Don't look away. Or we'll kick you out."

She types in "the house game". She loaded the page. I saw blood. I saw cobwebs. Scary sounds came out of the speakers. I got scared. I don't know how to stop them. They weren't stopping either. I panicked. I ripped the computer plug off the outlet. But just a glimpse of that game instilled the fear of death and the undead in my head for years.

In 4th grade (I was probably 10), my friends (the Boys™, because I was in my I Hate Girls phase) were like, "Hey guys, let's speedrun The House." I wanted to prove to them that I was a part of The Boys™, so I gritted my teeth and stood there, watching them speedrun the game.

They kept clicking a photo in a frame. Eventually, the frame cracks. The first jumpscare appeared. A decapitated head falls. I can't do it. I left my friend group to read Ripley's Believe It Or Not Special Edition 2006 alone in the corner. I didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the afternoon (it was after school).

It wasn't until I was 11 (the year of hyper-aggression and lunch fistfights, but that's not the point of this story) that I was able to look at dark spots again in the house again. But then again, I jumped from being afraid at the slightest drop of blood to watching a gory anime-ish game, like girl, what the fuck is wrong with you.

Also, The House is weirdly popular here, I remember an escape room event based on it (I think??????? I didn't go there).

[thememerman]

Can we just,.,.accept that both Crosshair and Hunter had their reasons for doing what they did?? And honestly neither of them really did anything wrong??

Hunter left Crosshair because he tried to kill them. He didn’t understand anything about the chip, he really thought Crosshair had just lost his mind. And as soon as he learned about it and how to fix it, we immediately jumped to episode 8 where Crosshair tried to incinerate them with a jet engine. He tried to communicate that the chip was affecting him, and Crosshair didn’t care. Hunter couldn’t even get himself or Omega out of that situation unharmed. He had no way to snag Crosshair from his squadron of stormtroopers out for murder. After Bracca, Hunter was focused on getting Omega back because she’s just a kid; she isn’t with the empire, she hasn’t been chasing them down and almost killing them. From Hunter’s POV, the possibility of getting Crosshair to come with them willingly or even at all is looking bleak and even though he knows it’s not Crosshair’s fault, he’s been so overwhelmed with trying to keep the people relying on him safe and right now he doesn’t think Crosshair is relying on him. And honestly, how were they even supposed to know where Crosshair was half the time? He wasn’t on Kamino 24/7 and the Batch isn’t exactly swimming in imperial informants. But that aside, of course he was thinking about Crosshair; Hunter is loyal to a fault and you can just see the emotional pain that flashes across his face whenever Crosshair is mentioned because that’s his little brother and he couldn’t save him and he feels like he failed. Hunter never was and I don’t think ever can be indifferent when it comes to the people he loves. Whether you like it or not, Hunter was trying his best to keep everyone safe and stop running suicide missions because the galaxy was changing and he was trying to change too. He did nothing wrong.

Now Crosshair.

To all of you calling him a Nazi and saying that the animators and writers intentionally lightened his skin just to make a racist show of dominance, stop it. He was referring to their genetic enhancements being superior. That’s it. He’s always hated regs because let’s be fair the regs were never exactly good to him either (AFTERMATH). Now let’s just take a look at how the chip works shall we!! We know from Rex and Wrecker that clones know what they’re doing while under control of the chip and they’re powerless to stop themselves. So we know in Aftermath that the chip was strengthened to an insane degree, and Crosshair could still see himself taking head shots on his brothers and trying to murder them and he couldn’t stop no matter how badly he wanted to. He was powerless. And then the Batch left; at this point he probably understands that his brothers had to go. They’d regroup. They’d know this wasn’t his fault and they’d come back.

Months pass. Crosshair doesn’t know about the solemn looks the Batch exchange when he’s mentioned. Crosshair doesn’t know that they can barely get food for themselves. Crosshair doesn’t know that Wrecker has flat out said he misses him. Crosshair doesn’t know how Tech said “it doesn’t appear he’ll be needing it” with a twinge of sadness in his voice while giving Omega his comm. Crosshair doesn’t know how much Hunter hates himself for leaving and that Hunter was always planning on going back to him someday because someday he’d have the perfect plan and he could save everyone this time. How could Crosshair know?

More time passes. Crosshair probably still has his chip on but he’s still in there, watching himself become more and more important to the Empire. No rescue attempts. Not one. How awful does he have to feel?? They went to get Echo out of Skako with no backup and they didn’t even know Echo and they can’t go back for him? And here’s the Empire, giving him power and some semblance of control. Things are changing fast and now he has nobody but himself to adjust with, and besides, he’s always had an egotistical side so maybe being a commander and putting the regs in their place isn’t so bad to him after all. He’s alone. He adapts or he dies, that’s the job and that’s all he has now.

Onto Bracca!! If Crosshair is telling the truth about getting his chip out, I firmly believe it had to have been after the events of Reunion. It wouldn’t make sense otherwise; “if I wanted you dead, you would be” sweetheart giving the order to have them incinerated and starting to walk away really seems like you wanted them dead and then going from ordering Omega to be executed to telling Hunter that if he cares about her he should let her go and be safe away from them??? You can’t tell me that Bracca!Crosshair wouldn’t have dragged Omega back into the training room and killed her right there just to keep them from choosing her over him. So let’s just assume for now that Crosshair wasn’t lied to and his chip is out (I’m still holding onto a scrap of hope to the contrary because A. there’s no scar B. HE’S STILL HOLDING HIS HEAD and C. my boy isn’t making any SENSE he just killed off a bunch of Imperial stormtroopers to convince the Batch to join his Empire that he cares so much about??) it had to have happened after Bracca I said what I said idc. If the chip is out, I’m sure his head is still an absolute foggy mess because lord only knows what cranking those chips up to full strength several times will do to you, but suddenly he’s realizing that he’s still angry with them. He’s still hurt. He’s still very much alone. Maybe they never cared about him at all.

And don’t get me started on any “if he did any of this willingly he is irredeemable” garbage. How many times did Kallus almost kill the Ghost crew?? I’m sorry, was it not Kallus who ordered the Lasat genocide?? Don’t take this the wrong way, I adore Kallus and his redemption arc was one of the most beautiful things about Rebels but the point is if he can do all of those horrible things for the Empire for years and is still allowed a redemption stemming from realizing everything he thought he was fighting for was a fiction, THEN SO IS CROSSHAIR. With that side note out of the way let’s think about how alone and betrayed Crosshair feels by the Batch and let’s realize that after they left Ryloth, after they left him again, what does he want?? He wants them. He doesn’t want to kill them, he doesn’t want them imprisoned and he doesn’t want to make them pay. He wants to fight side by side with them again, he wants his brothers back. And even though he’s so beyond hope that they still care about him, heck he literally said “don’t make the same mistake twice; don’t make me your enemy” he thinks they were enemies and he still cares about them so freaking much that he went through an entire elaborate scheme to get the whole Batch on Kamino and set up the stormtroopers’ deaths to prove his loyalty that they could have if they just gave him some of their loyalty too. “Loyalty means everything to the clones” is starting to get a really bitter taste innit??

The point of this longwinded rant my friends is to beg y’all to stop being so black and white about these two. They’re both human, they both have made mistakes and have regrets, they’re both trying their best to survive in a galaxy flipped upside down. Things played out how they had to and they’re both victims of the real villain of Star Wars, who has always been Palpatine. The fact that there is so much to unpack with these two characters shows how flipping amazing the writers are!! They’re so layered and complex it’s literally like they’re real!! So please. Stop hating on them so freaking loudly. They’re my boys and they both deserve a warm hug and a nap after the season they’ve had

[a-hobit]

You know watching the ending of Amphibia and the season finale of The Owl House just recently has made me just this side of a little bitter. I mean just take a look at the way that animation has taken such a hard right turn just in the last 10 years! We went from “animation is for children and therefore it shouldn’t be too complex and we don’t really have to take so much time or put so much money into it” to having these breathtaking sequences of some of the most amazing feats of animation and artistry — not to mention the storytelling?? What the fuck oh my god Dana! — that I have ever seen put on television in my entire life. It is incredible how a few years can just change something so drastically!

My point is that I’m just a little bitter that when I was growing up I just…didn’t get that. And I don’t mean I didn’t have amazing shows — I mean that they didn’t get that love and attention that they should have.

Take Danny Phantom for example! That concept is fucking golden. Kid is basically normal until getting into an accident and half dying becoming half ghost and having to doge his ghost hunting parents while trying to figure out what he wants to do with those powers. Be a hero or find a cure? Try to deny his humanity or his ghost side? Who is actually Danny? Danny Fenton or Danny Phantom?? Like they didn’t even need to try the angst writes itself. But of course such a good concept and design (Steven Silver you are literally so incredibly talented Butch is such a bitch for getting all the credit back then — you made Danny Phantom good) had to be given such a shitty creator and asshole like Butch Hartman who ran that shit into the ground and fucked with Danny’s character so much he became something almost unrecognizable and so selfish by the end it was just heartbreaking to watch. Not only that but it was cut from the network so early that their final episode was as garbage as a rushed Nickelodeon TV movie could get.

I’m so damn bitter that I could’ve had the kind of animation and storytelling for the fight scenes or kisses in Amphibia or The Owl House for Danny Phantom — or Invader Zim for that matter!

I wanted Danny and Sam to be fleshed out but they never were. I wanted a more overarching plot to hold the story together better. I wanted animation to rival a fully animated Pixar movie in some scenes. I wanted Danny to be written like a good kid and not some asshole who got a hold of great power. I wanted Danny to be able to fucking deal with being half fucking dead but no dice!

I wanted to see myself represented but I wasn’t.

I guess it really doesn’t matter but watching these new shows? It just heals all the frustration and anger about how much animation has been looked down on and scoffed at for years. I’m so blessed to live at a time I get to watch some of the most amazing people create some of the most amazing things that I love to death — keep proving those assholes wrong guys! You’re doing amazing — and even if it does make me a little bitter — I think it’s worth it.

[thefanficmonster]

Sweet Tooth

Corpse Husband x Asian Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Tooth-rotting (😉) Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Corpse isn’t one to have a big preference or craving for sweet, sugary treats. In fact, he’d even go as far as to say he’s not at all a fan of candy. Well, much to his yet to be known delight, his partner Y/N takes that as a personal challenge.

Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your lovely request! So sorry it’s taken me so long to write and post it but here it finally is and I hope you come across it and read it despite the long time that’s passed. If you do, I hope you enjoy it! Love, Vy ❤ 

“Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel!“ Y/N gives the camera a wave and blows it a quick kiss with their lips stretched in a delighted grin. They clap their hands together, turning to look at their guest who’s sitting in a chair on their right, his face covered with a sticker in the final cut of the video that their viewers have the opportunity of watching. “Ok, before we address the elephant in the room, I’m gonna ask the elephant himself not to move his head too much cause this is already gonna take a long time to edit, the last thing I need is to animate that sticker over your face to follow your movement.“

“Got it, babe.“ A deep voice replies obediently, earning an approving hum in response. However, just as Y/N’s about to turn to face the camera again, the mysterious - ok, not THAT mysterious - guest leans down and plants a kiss on their cheek.

“Brat!“ They squeal as they turn to glare at the person with narrowed eyes. He doesn’t appear bothered at all, chuckling as he wraps his arms around them in an attempt to soften them up. Sadly, his tries fall through as they proceed to ignore his affection instead of reciprocating it for the sake of being petty, “Everyone, this is my boyfriend Corpse.“

“Hello, I am hand.“ Corpse says, slowly waving his hand at the camera, “I shall be your entertainment tonight.“

“Oh this is no entertainment, I have a point to prove here.“ Y/N argues, breaking free from his arms before they bend down to pick up one of the two boxes that are resting by their feet. “You see, Corpse and I got in a bit of a scrap last night...“ they trail off, distracted by the contents of the box that’s now resting on their lap.

“I didn’t think me admitting to not liking sweet stuff would provoke such a dramatic reaction from Y/N but here we are.“ He interferes, lifting a finger in the air as though that will help him be heard better or would protect him in case his partner decided to go off at him.

Y/N just ignores his input yet again, continuing to address the camera, aka their audience, “So as you guys may or may not know, my mom’s Korean and my dad’s Japanese. Since they live in their respective countries for work purposes, that means I’m always one phone call - and a little bit of a wait - away from Korean and Japanese snacks at all times. I’m a person who constantly has a snack by their side so you can bet I make that phone call often. However, about a week ago, I made that call specifically for candy, the brands I was obsessed with as a kid. I don’t know what came over me but I think it was my fortuneteller sense kicking in because this mister over here decided to CASUALLY bring up the fact that he doesn’t like candy.” They turn to glare at him before continuing, “Anyways, so luckily, the package arrived only recently so I haven’t had the time to tear open all the candy and eat it all by myself as I was planning to. That being said, today I’ll be in introducing Corpse to the world of Japanese and Korean candy - a tighter circle of it, to be specific: the candy I grew up with.” They finally turn to Corpse again, the look on their face significantly different and a lot more pleasant compared to the one they gave him a bit ago. “So, how are you feeling, babe? Are you excited?”

Although the man’s face is blocked to the viewers, Y/N can still see him and they are pretty damn close to bursting out in a fit of laughter.  “I don’t know how to feel, actually. I know you have peculiar taste so it’s either gonna be a fun experience or I’m gonna very displeased with what you’ll have me try.“

Y/N rolls their eyes, “Trust me, you won’t be.” They put a reassuring hand on his shoulder, only half humoring his nervousness, “You’ll only be trying six on camera, but my parents sent a ton more which you’ll be able to try later, ok? It was really hard for me to pick only six favorites by I don’t need this video crossing the twenty minute mark.”

With a heavy-hearted sigh, Corpse finally brings himself to rip the band-aid off and get this adventure started. “Ok cool, but don’t surprise me with anything, please. Show me what you had in mind to have me try so I can, you know, prepare myself.”

Y/N, who was busy taking out packets of candy just a moment ago suddenly stops in their movements to give him a look of disbelief, “You know none of these are poisonous, right? Like, I’m not trying to kill you or anything. There’s no cyanide, no rat poison...”

His laughter cuts them off, wrapping his arm around them and pulling them closer again, “I’m messing with you, babe. What you got for me?” He says, placing a quick kiss to their temple while sneaking a peek at the packaging of the candies they’re holding right now.

Wiggling a little looser in his grip, they first show him the three items before turning them to the camera, “These are from my mom, she sent them from Korea and they are triggering a massive wave of nostalgia right now, not gonna lie.” They giggle, adjusting the brightness a little so the products can be seen properly, “Ok so first we have the long biscuit sticks that come in many flavors but I asked for my favorite - green tea flavored, that is. Then we have Pumpkin Monaca which are probably one of my most favorite sweet treats of all time. I think you’re gonna really like them. And lastly from Korea we have these butter waffles which I used to eat for breakfast when I was running late for school - which happened often.”

Corpse snorts, “That doesn’t surprise me.”

His remark is overlooked as Y/N continues, now taking out three packets from the other package, “Now we’re moving on to my dad’s box. He didn’t disappoint either: we have soda-flavored jelly beans; Black Thunder chocolate bars which you’re only gonna steal one of because the rest are MINE; and last but definitely not least we have some classic milk candies.” Setting those down as well, they turn to Corpse yet again, this time giving his a mischievous smile that’s promising him trouble, “So, Mr. Corpse Husband, after this introduction, are you prepared to have your entire opinion o sweet food changed? And more importantly, are you prepared to develop an addiction to these treats?”

Corpse nods confidently, “Oh, I’m very prepared, thank you. Let’s just get on with it.”

Needless to say: boy, was he not as prepared as he thought he was.

It goes without saying Y/N proved their point and took the win today.

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Why is it that ETP men love bomb and mislead women into thinking they love them or making them feel special to get what they want. I find it super insensitive for them to have a lady thinking that their only talking to them and showering them with compliments and pretending like their in love to have sex with them. I don’t get why they also like to talk about the future and promising girls that they will be their future wife and the mother to their kids when they don’t even care at all about that or them. once they get accused of cheating or lying they like to justify their behavior and make it seem like you’re delusional or that they been loyal this whole time. A friend of mine just found out her ex was cheating on her and it seems to me he’s an estp. Always lying and making things sound sweet and talking about he feels which could also be a lie but she really felt like she was on top of the world and that he was actually being loyal to her. It’s so hard to date now because it seems like it’s just a game and you have to play to win. It’s like once you start liking them and telling them how you feel you’re no longer interesting to them. It’s like you have to play them how they play you and that can get boring like why can’t we just have mutual feelings towards each other? And everyone seems to be ghosting each other whenever the other person gets boring and there’s never any communication. It just seems like relationships are too complicated to understand since majority of the people cheat and you can’t trust anybody.

That is not true and is a generalization. SOME people cheat, many others do not and would never cheat on someone they love. But toxic people always have red flags -- having cheated on other people, or cheating on their taxes, or never admitting they are wrong or being incapable of apologizing for hurt feelings.

The problem is not ETPs (there are plenty of nice ones), but where you are searching for relationships; if you want something lasting and meaningful, a marriage or a long-term partnership, you don't look in places where one night stands are prolific, you don't look at "players" who seem really, really good at charming you (it means they've done it to other people many times), you don't pick them up in bars, and you don't do hook-ups hoping it will deepen into something more meaningful. My grandma used to say, "If you want the milk, buy the cow." Don't give your heart or your body away to just anyone; they need to earn it by being there for you when it counts and proving themselves worthy of your trust. Being unwilling to “wait” for intimacy any period of time indicates their intentions are not good, because they’re thinking of themselves and not you. (This person needs to be comfortable with me... I can wait and prove myself.)

Decide what you want in a partner -- the exact attributes that you want / need -- and eliminate anyone as a possibility who doesn't have them. One of my friends decided up front she wanted a guy who was tender to children and animals, because that told her all she needed to know about his character (compassionate) -- a week later, she found him rocking crying babies in the nursery at her work. They got married two weeks later (engaged after one date; they had worked together six months), and have been together 40 years... including having a special needs child -- this man, whose attribute she picked ahead of time -- went ballistic when he found out a lot of dads just leave their wife when a child isn't born "perfect" -- he said that's a bullshit way to be; a real man stays home and raises his children, even if one of them can never leave home, because that's his job. If you are a woman who wants commitment and security, find a man who believes it's his job to provide for and protect his wife and kids, and look for attributes that indicate that as part of his central character. (Is this person reliable? trustworthy? do others speak well of them? secure? and above all, are they HONEST with you? If all you hear is nice things from someone, they're not being "real." Real deep relationships come with honesty and encourage you to grow. EG, they aren't afraid to call you out on something crucial.)

Dating is like going fishing by throwing yourself into the ocean. Unless you know exactly what you want, and are willing to settle for nothing less, you will get bit by a lot of sharks. So establish what matters most to you, what qualities you want to see in your partner, and anyone who doesn't measure up gets no second chance. Don't pick superficial ones, either. Look for things that imply this person has MORAL CHARACTER. And watch how they treat people who aren't you, and talk about other people, because you'll get special treatment -- but how he/she talks to the waiter or others in "service" is going to tell you who they are.

If you want a certain kind of person, go where you are likely to find them, and avoid places where you are likely to find "the other kind." If you don't want casual hookup partners, don't use Tinder. If online dating is your only option, pay good money for an online filtering service who has a long list of criteria / preferences for you to fill out, and if marriage is what you want, pick one where THAT is the focus -- not hooking up. Marriage. Dating to get married. If you want a godly spouse, look for them in singles groups in your church/temple/etc.

Lastly, make sure you are the kind of person who would attract "the nice guy/girl," by being a person of integrity.