#gfocs

[aliferousonyx]

Mabelverse AU

Volume 1: Back in Town"

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 || Part 5 || Part 6 || Part 7 ||Part 8 || Part 9 || Part 10 || Part 11 ( soon )

(Narrated by R.S. )

"Alright, listen up, you clueless meatbags. You think you know Mabel Pines? Well, you don’t know jack. She’s back in Gravity Falls, and it’s not just the same old giggling, sweater-wearing girl scout you remember. No, no, this Mabel’s got something different going on, and the town’s about to get a whole lot weirder—and not the fun kind.

See, when Mabel shows up again, things start breaking bad in ways you don’t even want to understand. Old friends, new threats, and secrets deeper than the freakin’ Mystery Shack’s basement. She’s got her own game now, and believe me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of it.

Gravity Falls thought it knew strange. Heh. Buckle up, because Mabel’s bringing a whole new brand of crazy, and this time, she’s playing by her own rules. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya."

[fluffykiddosstuff]

I know it has been a while since i last posted sorry but please look at my gravity falls oc baby form bc i can show it thanks 🥹 i have 1 big fanfic on dbh and a fanfic to do on this little weirdo so i must work on it lol

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#141 SCROTUM FACE

Zeus: You're the ones who are killing eachother… by leading eachother down the wrong path, Because you're weak. And stupid,It's time for the Gods… to rise once again to glory with a new era…God father of the cosmos!?!

The Gods against humanity cheer and applaud...but among them a voice is cutting thru laughing and wheezing...they all see you standing next to Brunhilde

Y/n: I'm sorry- Your naming yourself...GFOC?

Zeus: That's right

Y/n: Arent you like the youngest sibling...agewise from "The Big Three"?

Zeus: It's metaphorical!

Y/n:..For what?

Zeus: For it is a name what strikes fear… into the hearts of anyone what hears it!

Y/n:PFF-Okay… whatever you say~

Zeus: You shut up,You're next... Humans, I have waited a long time to do-*Sighs and Groans hearing you STILL snickering*… What?

Y/n: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir*Mockingly calling him so*… looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself… *Starts to imitate his voice and manner of standing*"You know what would be a really kick-ass name? "GFOC!"-

Gods alike start to snort but holding their laughter in fear of Zeus...and allowing themselves to laugh at a mortal insulting one of theirs-

Y/n:-THATS how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice!?Scrotum FACE!?!?

Humans and some Gods alike LET THE HARDEST LAUGHTER they ever held...Hera on the otherhand-

Hera*Is holding her sides on the floor*HA-AHAHAH!?~

Zeus: New plan- We're killing you first

Y/n: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire immortal life… as a moronic shitbag who thinks GFOC is a cool nickname

EVEN Kronos must dying of laughter-

[toomuchsky]

also if anyone has any thoughts or advice about being the gfoc to a white person who has only ever dated white people before lemme know lmfao

[kawaiigirly21]

Promiscuous pt 3

Walking up to the Valkyrie, Natasha tapped her on her shoulder. Brünnhilde turned to look at the woman and smiled. “Oh why if it isn’t The Promiscuous Flower? I see you were already living up to your name huh?” Natasha could feel her face drain as she laughed nervously. “Oh come now, don’t be ashamed. I actually expected no less from you. Now tell me, What is it that you need?” Natasha deadpanned at the obvious pot shot Brünnhilde took at her before shaking her head. “I need to know, who am I fighting? Where am I placed on the roster?” The Valkyrie only shrugged as she looked at the list. “You don’t know?!” Göll exclaimed at her sister before turning to Natasha and bowing to apologize.

“Please forgive us Miss Natasha! We’re usually more prepared than this!” Natasha sighed as she tried to look over Brünnhilde’s shoulder to see where she was placed on the roster. “Nothing is definitive yet. Your opponent will be decided when the time comes. And that’s when I feel like picking you.” Natasha groaned as she walked back to her own waiting room. Sitting on the floor, the girl watched the screen as it popped up to show the next match. Zeus vs Adam. Watching this match put her in a feeling of despair to say the least. Her eyes followed along to the extraordinary skills of both men in the ring. Of course on her thirst level, Adam was definitely someone she’d gladly call ‘Daddy’. Now Zeus on the other hand…..Absolutely not.

Perhaps maybe if he was youthful like the other gods, but even then it was a huge maybe. She heard the stories of his ultra bitchy and jealous wife Hera. She rather keep her pussy to herself than give it to Zeus and get her body ripped apart. And she's not even an infant. (Fun Fact; Hera had Dionysus dismembered when he was only an infant because Zeus cheated. Again. Dont worry, he was put back together again but thats fucked up right?) Watching the match progress, the swordswoman felt that the humans might actually get a point this time. It would be very exciting if humanity could kill a god but the question is, could they really? It seemed so impossible that it was damn near a fantasy. No one but the opponent in the rings could say for sure whether it was possible to slay a god.

But with the way Adam was beating the hell outta Zeus, it sure did seem that way. His divine reflection was a big help but Natasha started to notice something wrong with the man. His eyes began to look strained. “Oh shit…No no no. Shit! Adam!” Natasha watched frustrated as Adam was finally struck by the GFOC. “You’re kidding me. You’re literally shitting me right now. Are we gonna lose?! Again!?” And surely enough, when it was all said and done. Even after what Natasha dubbed his ultimate act of badassery, he still died. Meaning the humans lost another match. Groaning in frustration and anger, Natasha kicked open the door to her waiting room and began to look for Brunnhilde once more. Now fired up and restless, the swordswoman was determined to have the next spot in the tournament. Humanity needed a win. Desperately.

“Woah. Look at that sour expression. Doesn’t suit a cute girl like you.” Looking over her shoulder, Natasha had to crane her neck up to see the tall man behind her. His red tattoos and very large and (SEXY) broad chest stood out to her the most. “My eyes are up here sweetheart.” Feeling heat come to her face, Natashas looked at the man’s face and stepped back to catch herself from fainting. Holy shit was this guy hot! He looked like a prince straight out of a fairy tale! Only more buff! “Care now, don’t want you fainting on me.” Natasha squeaked in surprise as she felt the man place a hand on her lower back and pulled her closer to him. Almost as if he was cradling her with one arm. Damn he was fine! “That’s better. Now tell me, what gave you such a grimace? You’re way too pretty to have that kind of look on your face.”

Natasha scanned her brain for answers and excuses to give the man seeing as he certainly didn’t seem like the type to just let anger go unresolved. “I um…I lost my dad. You know how old men get at a certain age right? You can’t tell them to stay put or else they’ll just-” Before Natasha could finish her sentence, she heard a statement she dreaded hearing. “Behold history’s greatest loser!! SASAKI KOJIRO!!!!” The woman immediately escaped the man’s hold before running towards the noise. “Are you fucking joking!? Please tell me! Tell me this is just a cruel joke! BRUNNHILDE!!!!” The Valkyrie stood face to face with the very worried and enraged daughter of Kojiro and simply smiled.

“You have good energy. Keep that.” Natasha only growled at the woman. “Good energy my ass! Wanna tell me why it’s not me down there and instead you picked my elderly father!? You tryna get him killed or something?! Answer me!!” However Natasha was only met with a kind smile by the Valkyrie. “Go and support your father along with all the men who shaped you and him into the greatest swordsmen in history.” As she went down to the stands to cheer on her father, Natasha stopped and looked over her shoulder at Brunnhilde and glared at her. “If my father dies, You won’t have to worry about the gods kicking your ass. Because I'll do it first.” As Natasha found an empty place to stand, she felt eyes burning holes into her. “Is it really that shocking for you to see me again? Musashi?”

[wehaveagathering]

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ohhhhhhhh my fucking god. oh my gfoc oh my fucking god . ohhhh my god . oh my god oh my fod . hold on oh my yyyyy god oh my god sam ersson one chance one chance [insert can i try rizzing you up sure PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE etc meme here] sam ersson one chance PLEASE sam ERSSSONNNNNNN PLSSSSSS

[cxffeeshxp]

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~The GFOC, God Father of the Cosmos feared by all the Pantheons, man who got the HANDS put to him by Adam, Zeus. Would love to give this goofy yet menacing God a crack.

[notllorstel]

2019 FebruarOC A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Voltron ocs - F, I, K, L, N, O, R, U, V, X, Y. BWC ocs - A, C, D, E, G, J, Q, S, W, Z. DP ocs - M, T. GF ocs - H,P.

[rukia-writes]

Zeus!

Zeus is next in the Halloween event♥️ ladies control yourselves I know he’s absolute sexy. 😮‍💨✨

[tribus-semitae]

/Ya all happy bout all the hoties getting animated in Record of Ragnarok but forget about GFOC!  ZEEEUUSS!!!

[ariansandraws-blog]

Hi I open this space to share my “art” 

I´m Arian Sánchez and I want to change the world (?) . 

Ok no... but  Im glad to share my OC and my Best friend.

Isn't it pretty cool postcard?

I´m also making comition soon details

See yaa later and share my work to improve me to do more stuff!!

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Hola, recién abro este espacio para compartir mis creaciones

.Soy Arian Sánchez y quiero cambiar el mundo (?), básicamente ahora solo hago fanart o OC , mis propias cosas también las iré compartiendo.

Pero estoy muy contenta en poder compartir para mi primer blog aquí mi OC y mi mejor amiga en una “postal”, verdad que está genial?

Luego estaré dando más detalles , ojala les guste y compartan para continuar creando más eso me motiva mucho.

[thweaty]

UM what is the tea about chris evans???? what the fukc???

he got a gfoc (gf of color) 😭

[1rakus]

“slayer on the g string”, hermes’ skinny white man greasy hair look, “gfoc”…. i know this wasnt optimized for western audiences but it really accurately conveys how cheesy the greek pantheon are… zeus wld eat this shit up…. it truly reads like an insanely horny and barely literate 58 year old with no self awareness whipped it up

[arsonality-archived]

today we win valentine's not because we don't have a gfoc (girlfriend of color), sad i know, but bc we made salmon and caramelized onions pizza and also bought ourselves some good dark choco <3

[latinxlewis-moved-blog]

the larger the hoop earring the gayer you are

[aitanaxbonmati]

carol danvers and yang xiao long parallels:

told no, will do anyway

lesbianism

gfoc (girlfriend of color)

hate men

fire hair

gay

punch a lot