#gettin festive
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kirbythesixth · 26 days ago
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// cw knives/fake stabbing
I HAVE STABBED HIM
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cinematic parallels
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HE HAS BEEN PUMKINED
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HAPPY HALLOWEEEN MWAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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tapenstamps · 1 year ago
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what-life-is-really-like · 2 years ago
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Lovecraftian Christmas Song
In honor of the HPLHS’ Lovecraft-Christmas songs, I have written my own to the tune of ‘Christmas Island’ by the Andrew Sisters (this is pretty much a 1st draft, but I don’t want to have this stuck in my drafts until next year).
How’d you like to spend Solstice on Cthulhu’s island?
How’d you like to watch Rlyeh rising up from the beneath the sea?
How’d you like to spend Solstice on Cthulhu’s island?
How’d you like to explore all of Rlyeh’s strange geometry?
How’d you like to free Cthulhu like those poor sailors do?
Watch great Cthulhu slide into the sea to devour you?
If you ever spend Solstice on Cthulhu’s island, you’ll be led astray, for every day your nightmares will come true.
How’d you like to free Cthulhu like those poor sailors do?
Watch great Cthulhu slide into the sea to devour you?
If you ever spend Solstice on Cthulhu’s island, you’ll be led astray, for every day your nightmares will come true.
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skyplayssplatoon3 · 2 months ago
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Grand Festival Items are AVAILABLE!! (NA/JP)
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[Source: OatmealDome]
The News Article for all of the Grand Fest gear should be on your system now, granted you are in North America and Japan!
TRULY HOPING EVERYONE ELSE GETS IT SOON...
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exsqueezememacaroni · 5 months ago
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for real adhd mike gets bored on stage
FNM in Lisboa Portugal 2010 part 6 (bonus) X
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dexholderr · 1 year ago
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just learned abt 'chorus of calamari county' and i. gimme a minute i am Feelin things over it
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gangles-toybox · 7 months ago
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WHAAA
i havent really kept up with helluva boss but i watched the new short and WHAT THE HELL???/POS MILLIE GETS...ATTENTION?? SCREENTIME???? CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???????? HOLY SHIT PEOPLE!!
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sad--tree · 9 months ago
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well shit. just checked out the lineup 4 bluesfest this year and i may have 2 actually brave the crowds 4 once. there might just be enough ppl id wanna see to make it worth it, altho tbh matthew good is almost enough for that on his own lol coz like. matthew good!!! that's the music of my freakin childhood man!! (*the most canadian sentiment ever)
#but also: ben howard; orville peck; charley crockett; mother mother#and of course. motley fucking crue. for some reason. i mean why not right? lol#ftr no i dont know why its called bluesfest when theres so much non-blues. they DO have blues its just. theres a lotta other stuff.#idk. perpetual mystery here in the nations capital.#i REALLYYYY wanna see matt good tho i was supposed to in 2020 and he CANCELLED instead of rescheduling like every1 else 😭#still might go to mtl in april to see him tho. festival sets are just Not the Same lbr#NOW i just gotta see if any of the artists i wanna see are on the same days..... pls..... so much more cost effective....#my whole life ive lived here and ive never been 2 bluesfest. maybe thisll be the year that changes#hmmm. $280 for a 'pick any 3 days' ticket is Not Bad At All.... definitely gonna b Pondering this further....#tho $410 for a full pass is also not terrible. relatively speaking bc tgats is still Not A Small Amount of Money#not sure the full lineup is worth that 2 me tho#HMMM#anyways hey bluesfest. why the FUCK is your website so bad my god the scrolling lag good fucking lord. what the fuck are u DOING back there#also also. on the topic of music festivals. i KNOW its not coming back but.... heavy mtl return W H E N 🥺😭🙏🔥#i just. wanna go 2 a metal music fest. w/o breaking the bank and/or subjecting myself to festival camping. which i refuse 2 try by myself.#not that we really have that sorta festival here at all but it seems the Really Big european ones are like that and uhhh.#it just seems like A Lot to do that solo. for a first time doing smth.#ANYWAYS !! still contemplating whether i want 2 spend altogether Too Much Fucking Money to see metallica and iron maiden later in the year#like on the 1 hand its A Lot Of Money plus id have to travel (edmonton 4 metallica; mtl or TO 4 maiden)#on the other hand. those guys arent gettin any younger. and the FOMO is unfortunately real af when u never know if theyre gonna retire#or like. DIE. (ok ok or like. idk break a hip or smth lol) ( they arent THAT that old just. u kno. fear.)
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heysye · 2 years ago
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da crimmas?
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hearts-hunger · 1 year ago
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*after one sip of a margarita* we're so back
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turianspeedjunkie · 9 months ago
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"Holy hell..." Dius mumbled at the look on Mav's face, in his eyes. Dius slowly completely pulled him off again. Holding him there. "Yeah, let me see."
Dius flicked him a grin. Was about to tell Mav he figured he liked that since it seemed like that was what tipped him over before. But the thought had only formulated in his brain. And it promptly cut off. Dius had slowly pushed Mav's mouth down over himself by the controlling hold had him in. All the way down, until he felt himself hit the back of Mav's throat. But he kept pushing. Down, past that barrier until he was as deep as he could possibly go. "Oh fuck yes," Dius whined, relief at finally be in Mav again. Finally get some stimulation. "You're so tight. So hot. Spirits..."
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princessbrunette · 1 year ago
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All i can think about is rafe cameron buying you stupidly expensive lingerie sets for christmas😵‍💫 and then after breakfast he asks you to model them🤭
SANTA BABY ♡
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gettin me in the festive spirit hehehe this made me wanna spend xmas with the cameron’s so bad :((
cw: christmas duh, family bonding time, i aged Wheezie down to be like 6 years old bc i think it would be cute idk LMAOOO , suggestive themes but nothing too crazy ❀
At his core, Rafe Cameron liked to think he was a family man. He’d often flip out, misbehave, and shit talk his family members it’s true, but Christmas was a time he liked to put it all behind him (Atleast until the new year starts, and he can start up his usual BS)
As you can imagine, Christmas at the Cameron’s was something extravagant. Humungous white christmas tree with silver decorations at the centre of the house, the outside of the house decked with lights that required enough power to start up 3 yachts, fake snow on the porch and Frank Sinatras Christmas album playing round the house at each corner. The years had only softened Ward, and whilst he could be cruel, hard on Rafe and borderline forgetful of Wheezies existence — Christmas was where he shone brightest, just wanting to do right by his kids and now, you, his sons girlfriend.
Receiving presents from the family was a whole different ballgame to your usual Christmas at home, Ward having grinned ear to ear when he handed you the box with the Tiffany’s heart tag charm bracelet glittering under the Christmas lights of the early morning (Wheezie being Wheezie woke everyone up at 6AM sharp.) Rafe, who’d insisted you’d curled right up to his side on the couch wearing his robe resisted an eye roll, his dad always having to out do him, but you seemed elated and he felt his heart warm.
They went all out, Rose handing you a literal 90’s Blumarine runway piece she’d simply overheard you talking Rafes ear off about, the next 5 minutes spent by you and Sarah fawning over it. Sarah’s gift was next, a set of SKIMS dresses you’d been saving to your Pinterest which she couldn’t help but notice, and of course Wheezie proudly handing you a glittery macaroni necklace she’d crafted you at school, which you had no choice but to act like it was the best gift of all.
Come Rafe’s turn, he simply offered his family a smile and patted your side, turning his head to look at you. “I’ve got her presents in my room, figured I’d give it to you privately.” He teases, ignoring Sarah’s ‘Barf’ comment from her cross legged position on the floor beside her little sister.
The family dispersed for a little while, Sarah helping Wheezie set up her new toys on the carpet infront of the tree, Rose and Ward going to start up the food in the kitchen (Ward insists on cooking everything themselves instead of having the chefs do it, because it was tradition.) Before you could wander in there and offer your help, you were being pulled back gently by the arm into your fluffy robe clad boyfriend wearing a poorly masked excited smile. “What, you don’t want your present from me?”
He slides a box from under his bed when you get up to his room again, covered with thin pink gift paper to hide the logo. He sits on his chair, robe falling between his legs and bare knees exposed outwards. “C’mon, sit on santas lap.” He grins and you mirror him, skipping over, happy and spoiled and perching on his leg. He puts the box in your lap and you peel away the paper to see the Agent Provocateur logo with the iconic black ribbon. You widen your eyes at him as if to say ‘Okaaaay, good job’ before wedging your fingertips carefully beneath the cardboard lip and lifting it, seeing 5 sets before you that was perfectly accustomed to your taste.
You remember your trip to the city with Rafe, it was business of course — but you were happy to tag along and walk alongside him watching him handle things for you and his family. You’d spotted the fancy lingerie store, practically pressing yourself up against the glass of the window as you look inside rambling about how you had so many of the sets saved to your Pinterest, pointing out each with your finger smushed to the glass. Rafe nodded distractedly, phone pressed to his ear, leaning on his hip in his gridded shirt and khaki pants that fit too good, before gesturing to you with his thumb that the two of you needed to get moving again, or else you’d be late to the appointment with a buyer. You pout and peel yourself away from the store.
But that was like what, September? Did he go back and buy it all for you? Order it once he’d returned home with you? You’d know Rafe to hold a grudge, but didn’t know his memory served in a positive manner too. “Rafe…” You coo, plucking out the sets and holding them up to admire the intricate lace detailing, spotting matching garters and whatever else you’d mentioned laying in the box. The thought of him fumbling through your underwear drawer trying to figure out your bra size made you giggle, wrapping an arm around his neck in an appreciative squeeze.
“How’d you remember?” Your voice was high in awe, wanting to hold on to this sweet side of Rafe forever.
“Please, I pay attention sometimes y’know.” He smirks modestly, eyes on the box as he admires his work. “So you like it? Yeah?” His hands finding your hips and giving them a soft squeeze.
“Love it, Rafey.” It comes out muffled, because you’re busying yourself with pressing big wet kisses to his cheek, and then eventually his mouth. He pulls away a fraction, lips still brushing yours and eyes cracking open.
“Gonna try it all on for me though, right?” He drawls in that classic Rafe way that you can never say no to and you nod so vigorously you nearly headbutt him. He pats your butt with a pleased hum and pecks you once more. “Atta girl.”
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catboymoments · 1 year ago
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I saw this one picture on Pinterest back in like May and it gave me such huge Huntlow vibes I had to save it to redraw it at some point, and since it’s finally Halloween I figured it was time!!! Enjoy the goobers gettin festive 🎃
I loved doing the colors here heheh
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awkward-walking-potato · 2 months ago
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Can you pls write something with Logan where the reader gets super touchy when tipsy? Hugging his arm when sitting next to each other, playing with his hand, hugging him from behind when he's sitting and kissing his head. And he's so soft and and has that sweet look on his eyes.
Tipsy Affection
The Halloween party at the Xavier mansion was in full swing, laughter and chatter filling the air as mutants of all ages enjoyed the night. You hadn’t planned on drinking much, but after a couple of festive cocktails, you were feeling just tipsy enough to let your usual reserved nature slip away.
Logan, of course, had stayed mostly sober, nursing a single beer as he sat off to the side, watching over the party with that familiar, protective gaze. You, however, had found yourself gravitating towards him more and more as the drinks settled in, unable to resist the pull to be close to him.
At first, it was subtle—a gentle lean against his side as you sat next to him on the couch, your head resting lightly on his shoulder. Logan didn’t say anything, just letting out a small chuckle as he glanced down at you. His arm shifted slightly to drape over the back of the couch, giving you more space to snuggle up.
“Feelin’ cozy, darlin’?” he asked in that gruff, low tone, the tiniest hint of amusement in his voice.
You hummed, nodding as you wrapped both hands around his arm, hugging it close to your chest. “Just… comfy,” you mumbled, playing with the sleeve of his flannel shirt absentmindedly. The alcohol had smoothed away any inhibitions, and all you wanted was to stay close to him.
Logan didn’t pull away. Instead, he let you hold onto him, his hand settling on your leg, giving it a gentle squeeze as his thumb rubbed soft circles against your thigh. You could feel the warmth radiating from him, his steady presence grounding you even through the haze of tipsiness.
After a while, you shifted, letting go of his arm only to take his hand in yours. You laced your fingers together, marveling at how his rough, calloused skin felt against yours. You traced the lines of his palm, content to play with his hand as if it was the most fascinating thing in the world.
Logan watched you, his usually sharp eyes softening as you toyed with his fingers. He wasn’t much for public displays of affection, but when it came to you, he had a soft spot, one he could never fully hide. His rough exterior was still there, but there was a sweetness in his gaze as he let you have your way with his hand.
“You alright, sweetheart?” he asked, his voice quiet and full of that protective warmth that always made you feel safe.
“Mhm,” you replied, too focused on the feel of his fingers to say much more. After a moment, you leaned closer, pressing a kiss to the back of his hand before hugging his arm again, this time tighter.
Logan’s lips quirked into a soft smile, and though he didn’t say anything, you could feel the tenderness in the way his thumb kept stroking your hand, slow and steady.
As the night went on and the party got livelier, you found yourself slipping behind Logan while he sat, wrapping your arms around his shoulders in a loose hug. You nuzzled your face into his neck, feeling the warmth of his skin against your cheek.
Logan let out a quiet grunt of surprise, but he didn’t push you away. Instead, he tilted his head slightly, giving you more room to snuggle into him.
“Gettin’ real affectionate, huh?” he teased, but his voice was soft, and when he turned his head to glance at you, his eyes were full of that sweet, almost tender look he reserved just for you.
“I can’t help it,” you murmured, pressing a lazy kiss to the top of his head. “You’re too warm… too comfortable.”
Logan chuckled, his hand reaching up to rest on your arm as you hugged him from behind. He might’ve looked gruff to everyone else, but with you, there was always a gentleness in his touch, a quiet way of showing he cared.
He leaned back slightly, letting you stay wrapped around him as the sounds of the party carried on in the background. The two of you existed in your own little bubble, and he didn’t mind one bit.
“You’re somethin’ else, y’know that?” he muttered, his voice low and affectionate as you pressed another soft kiss to his temple.
You hummed contentedly, resting your chin on his shoulder. “Yeah, but you love it.”
Logan’s lips twitched into a small, genuine smile. “Yeah, I do.”
He didn’t need to say much more. You could see it in his eyes every time he looked at you—the warmth, the quiet affection, the way he softened when you were close.
For the rest of the night, Logan let you cling to him however you wanted, his arm slung casually around you as you both watched the party unfold. To anyone else, he might have still looked like the tough, stoic Wolverine, but with you beside him, there was no mistaking the softness in his eyes.
And as you drifted further into your tipsy haze, falling asleep against him, Logan kept you close, his hand resting protectively on your back. He might’ve been a man of few words, but his actions spoke volumes—and in that moment, he was content just to hold you, letting you know that, no matter what, he was always there.
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chaosandmarigolds · 7 months ago
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Festival
based on this AMAZING ask!!
“Oi, Olls,” Simon looks down at the skinned arm and then back to the utterly unaffected five-year-old (who just took a rather nasty tumble off the slide). It was an easy back day at the county fair, which for the record he thought was a horrible idea with a five-month old yet Johnny said it would be fun for Oliver and his niece, Jane. Simon tried to get a good look at the wound, covered in dirt and pebbles, “Lad lemme-”
“Dad-dad, I got go- Janie! Wait up!” Oliver snipped in reply, pulling his arm away and trying to take off after his new friend, and he succeeded, taking off to the next ride wait line- where Jane was already standing among the groups of children and teens with the bright red balloon tied to her wrist. 
Of course, he watched the boy run through the crowds and only stood to direct his gaze to Johnny as he stood up, not saying anything but trying to see past the groups to get a good look at the kids- but he could see the red balloon. 
“Think the girls are havin fun?” Johnny asked, leaning onto the stroller. 
To that Simon shrugged looking down to Tess, who was thankfully very much asleep amidst the loud noises, “‘m sure they are.” 
“Shoppin, wine tasting annnn,” Johnny faltered as he thought, looking to the sky as Simon knelt down to fix the baby blanket. Though it was loud and the crowds were bustling it still had a sense of peace about it, small town, small fair but it was enough to make the two kids feel as if they were teleported to the best place on the planet. “An’- gah, Sarah said somethin else, can’t ‘member what though.” 
“Jus gettin dolled up or somethin,” Simon mumbled under his breath and then placed a chaste kiss against the baby’s forehead before standing up to his full height, looking around for the same bright red balloon. 
Only…the balloon was floating away. 
It took about five strides to get from where he had been to the line where Olly and Jane were supposed to be, yet there was a stunning lack of them both. 
He must have called the kid's names twice before Johnny had caught on to what was going on, yet the only thing Simon could think of doing was telling him to go get security, he asked the people if they had seen them- his voice harsh and causing the looks on the parent's face’s to pale. 
He couldn’t find them. 
No one seemed to even see them. 
“A little boy- he’s missin his front tooth, striped shirt with a dinosaur on it.”
   “I’m sorry man, that sounds like every kid I’ve seen today.” 
… 
“Jane,” Ollie said slowly following his friend reluctantly through the corridors of the ‘haunted house’ which they had snuck in through the back, since there was a thirteen-plus age restriction on the attraction, “Janie I reaaaalllly don’t think this is good idea.” 
To that the four-year-old frowns, her pigtails swinging as she looks at him, the blue light and fog doing nothing to ease his fears, “Uncle Johnny always say we got face fears! An you said you are scared of the scary ghosts.”
“Scary is literally in name, Janie!” Ollie countered crossing his arms, “Uncle Johnny and my dad are gonna be mad.” 
Jane shook her head, clawing up on the ladder to reach the main level, “Uncle Johnny doesn’t get mad at me, mum said it’s cus ‘m cute…Uncle Simon might get mad though.” 
Ollie frowned from his spot, looking up at her as she began to disappear from the view, he couldn’t leave her alone, he was older than her and his dad did ask him to look over her. So, he swallowed down his fear and followed behind her, the steam and fog making it a bit hard to see for a moment before he was able to stand up again- the lights dim and red and the floor underneath them seemed to be uneasy, red liquid smeared along the rotted wood and the low groan of something was enough to make him want to cry. 
However Janie was walking forward, so he quickly followed, moving to walk just a bit in front of her- grabbing her hand and doing his best to act brave when in reality he was not. 
Ollie stopped walking when they heard a voice from behind, and he turned to look around for a split second, only for Jane to let out a shrill scream and he turned his head to look ahead again- to only mimic her scream. Shoving her behind himself as what seemed to be a literal monster jumped from behind a barrel. 
“Oh SHIT! CUT IT!!” 
A voice suddenly yelled, and then the monster ripped off the mask, revealing a normal-looking kid, probably sixteen, “Whoa-hey-hey, you guys- JERRY FUCKIN CUT THE LIGHTS.” The kid screamed at the ceiling for a moment for the overhead lights to flicker back on and the noises stopped. 
“Hey,” The kid knelt down to look at the now sobbing children, “Hey, my name is Kyle. How’d ya-oh cmon…it’s okay, I’m not scary.” 
“You-you ghost!” Ollie screamed. 
“No! No, it’s just a costume, ya know on how on halloween you dress up? I’m jus dressing up, I’m not gonna-oh okay, you’re crying…again, okay…” Kyle tried to explain, then looking to his coworker, Margo who was dressed as a zombie, utterly hopeless about the now two screaming and sobbing toddlers.
“Called security,” Margo huffs out as she sits down to look at the toddlers, who were much more relaxed once they offered slushies, and she looks to Kyle, “They said two creepy guys said they lost their kids but thought they were lyin.” 
Kyle frowns and leans back in his chair after he and Margo had made a lazy attempt at cleaning off their makeup and explained to the kids it seemed to calm them down, plus the slushies of course. “Hey kiddo, can you tell me your name? So the nice people-
“My dad says to not talk to strangers.” 
Margo gives the kid a look and leans forward on the table, “He’s smart, that’s smart- but we need to-” 
“Margo-” 
“OLIVER.” 
It would be an understatement to say Kyle and Margo picked those kids up within a millisecond, because what they saw were two men that could break them both in half within a second and who did not look like father material walking towards them. 
“That’s my kid.” One of them barked out, pointing to the little boy, who was just happily sipping his slushy. 
Kyle scoffs, “And I’m the fucking king of England.”
To that Margo tried to then play damage control, “Listen, I don’t want to have to call sec-” 
“Uncle Johnny we saw scary ghost!!” The little girl exclaimed happily. 
“See? That’s my niece and the boys mine. Give me my kid.”
Margo and Kyle exchanged looks and then looked to the little boy, who only caught on when he saw the man’s look and he nodded eagerly, messy hair falling in front of his face. 
“That’s Ister Riley he and my mom are married. He’s my dad.”
… 
“I jus wanna be brave ‘ike you Uncle Johnny,” Jane said as they drove home, still sipping her oversized slushie. 
Johnny and Simon had agreed to not mention this, to act like it never happened, for their sake. “I know, princess, an’ yer so so brave.” 
“I no longer scared of ghosts.” Ollie said mindlessly, staring out the window. 
That caught Simon’s attention and he looked back through the rearview mirror, checking on Tess with a quick glance and then to Olliver, “Oi? Yeah?”
“Mmmhm, cause ghosts are jus nice people wearin costumes.”
(annnnyway that's it!! feedback and comments are the easiest way to let me know you liked my work!! thanks to everyone for their support!)
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toxicanonymity · 8 months ago
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The Wall (stepdad drabble)
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1.5k | stepdad!Joel x f!reader | stepdad au SUMMARY: This ask about being at the pool. WARNINGS: I8+ drugs, possessive!joel, sexual tension, baiting, shotgunning, dirty talk, very risky touching in public, blue balls, hair pulling, mild manhandling & degradation, use of "daddy" x2 A/N: Title is an album by Pink Floyd. Loose fit flashback before the holidays (old school SD). The latest present day is ✨It's Hard.
Joel hasn’t given in yet. So far, he’s fingered you in his office, but nothing more than that. Now both of you are going with your Mom on a work trip.  The trip is in driving distance, and Joel doesn’t realize you’re going until you show up at their house packed and ready to go that morning. He’s flustered, and overall none too pleased. You’re wearing him down. You can tell.  
You’re wearing a hoodie and short shorts. When you stop at a rest stop, your Mom goes to the bathroom and you and Joel get out of the car to stretch. You take your hoodie off, revealing a thin, low-cut tank top and no bra, then stretch with your hands behind your back. Joel tilts his head, watching you, eyes glued to your chest. 
He takes a deep breath and doesn’t even bother looking up at your face as he complains, “Havin’ fun with all this?”
“What are you talking about?” you smile. 
He scoffs. “You’re gonna be a pain in my ass all week, aren’t ya?” 
You cross your arms under your boobs, pushing them together. 
He adjusts himself and shakes his head. 
During your Mom’s first work event, Joel disappears. He walks off somewhere to get away from you and remove temptation. Meanwhile, there’s a group of skater guys at the hotel. Probably college students, a little younger than you. You find them in the lobby and they smell like weed. They offer you some and you tell them maybe later, but out of boredom you stick around with them and go to the hotel bar. While you’re there, they flirt with you and give you a joint. 
Joel gets back to the hotel and finds you in the bar with these guys all hitting on you. He can’t stand it. When he walks up, the scowl on his face delights you and offsets his festive Hawaiian shirt. 
“Let’s go,” he commands, nodding toward the exit. 
“Daddy,” you complain. His jaw clenches and his face blotches pink. Something comes over his eyes, and you can’t tell if the word has turned him on or just pissed him off. He steps forward and pushes through two of the guys. He grabs your arm, physically pulling you toward the exit. It makes you flutter between the legs. His grip doesn't loosen until you cross the lobby.
“What was that about?” he asks as he walks you down the hall, “Hmm?”
“What was what about?”
“You tryin’ to get gang banged, or what?” he grumbles. 
“You trying to turn me on?” you ask. “It’s working.” 
“Jesus Christ,” he mutters under his breath. 
When you’re close to the hotel room, your mom rounds the corner and you look at him to watch his face fall. 
“I’m going to the pool,” you announce, turning around to head the other direction. 
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It’s just after dusk and you’re in a pool chair scrolling your phone when Joel comes out. You’re wearing a bikini top and daisy dukes. You put your phone down and check him out. He’s in red swim trunks that are a little shorter than standard, and a gray shirt with a black line drawing on it. He takes off the shirt. 
“Okay, Hasselhoff,” you tease, checking out how his meaty thighs stretch the bright red shorts. “His suit was longer though.”
You pull out the joint and a lighter. 
“Hey,” he cautions nervously, looking around. “That better not be what it looks like.” 
You light it and he huffs. 
“I know you do it too,” you tell him. 
“You’re full of it,” he says. 
“Am I? You keep your stash in the drawer with my panties you stole.” 
That shuts him up. Wow, lucky guess. He’s silently flustered, and it turns you on. You take the joint with you and slip into the pool, feeling his eyes on you even as you’re turned the opposite direction. 
“Gettin’ in, Daddy?” you ask as you put your arms on the ledge and rest your chin on your hand. 
He warns, “Don’t fuckin’ call me that.” You laugh and he doubles down. “Don’t.” Sounds like you actually pissed him off. He takes his glasses off, then adjusts himself before he stands up, and it makes you tingle. You look around the deck as he gets into the pool. It’s just a few couples, and they’re wrapped up in each other. 
You’re both facing the wall of the pool with your arms on the ledge, faces turned toward each other. He’s to your left. You try to hand him the joint and he shakes his head no. 
“Worried we’ll get grounded?” you ask and he just barely smirks. “That’d be fun,” you add saucily.
“You are real fuckin’ trouble,” he murmurs, slow and loaded. It almost sounds like he’s daring you. You reach your foot over to brush the inside of his ankle, and he doesn’t scold you or pull away. 
He looks at the joint in your hand. You take a chance and bring it to his mouth. He briefly meets your eyes as he takes a puff and you can’t suppress your smile. Your eyes must have gone wide with joy. As he holds the smoke in his mouth, he looks like he's trying not to laugh, then it fades. His eyes fall to your mouth, then your bodies turn toward each other and he gets a little closer. His hand grazes your waist. You lean in, a few inches from his face. He leans ever so slightly toward you as he releases the smoke. Your mouths come closer and closer as you suck the smoke from his mouth. Your lips almost brush, and he abruptly pulls away as he finishes exhaling. “Fuck,” he mutters, then clears his throat. 
You close your eyes as you finish inhaling, and when you open them, he’s watching you, brow furrowed. It's silent for a few seconds and you hear the tiki bar closing up.  
You bring the arch of your foot back to his ankle and he lets you rub it. You're still facing each other. You come a little higher on his calf.  “If I didn’t know any better I'd think you almost kissed me,” you say. 
“No,” he chuckles. “You know better.”
“You wanted to,” you note. 
“‘Course I–” he stops himself and swallows. He lowers his voice. “--that’s not what I wanna do to ya.” 
“Yeah?” Your foot works up to his knee. 
He shakes his head. “I wanna stuff your mouth full’a cock like it should be.” 
“Mm,” you encourage.
“Shut you up for a few minutes while I fuck your face.” 
Your eyes drift to his pecs. 
“That’s not what ya want though, is it?” he asks. 
“It’s a good start,” you whisper, sliding your foot up to mid thigh. 
“You’re dyin’ to have your cunt stuffed.” 
You bite your lip and play coy. You take another drag of the joint but he declines. He palms himself under the water and your chest flutters. Your nipples get hard, and you feel yourself gushing. 
“I know how wet you are right now,” he says. 
“Feel for yourself,” you whisper. 
He reaches for your crotch but you pull back at the last second, unable to resist the opportunity to tease him. He shakes his head, plucks the joint out of your fingers and takes a short drag. He puts it down, and as he inhales the smoke in his mouth, he gets so close you can reach down and feel the thick silhouette in his shorts. When you squeeze his cock, it makes you twitch. You need him so bad. He pulls your hair, tilting your head so you’re looking up. His face hovers over yours for a moment with smoke slowly billowing out of his mouth. Then he blows it away to the side and lets go of your hair. 
“Oughta bend you over and fuck the brat outta you.” 
“Yeah,” you whisper and give his cock another squeeze against his thigh. “Maybe later?” You take your hand away and say, “I’m gonna order something to eat.” 
“Gotta be fuckin’ kidding me,” he mutters. 
“I have an extra room key,” you offer as you push yourself out of the pool. It’s an empty offer, mostly. The rooms connect. Too risky. 
“No,” he shakes his head. “Fuck no.” He’s slowly palming himself under the water, and you’re glad you brought a vibrator, because as soon as you get back to your room, you have some things to think about. Like the exact size and shape of his cock under your palm. 
“s’just talk, sweetheart.” He looks at your tits as you adjust your suit. “You know I’m not really gonna fuck you, right?” he asks, still slowly rubbing himself. 
“Keep telling yourself that,” you smile, hoping it’s not true. 
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Thank you so much for reading and engaging 🖤 Love you guys. I still have another stepdad one shot planned back in present day, too.
These are normally night walks moves, so maybe check out the original night walks if you like this. In my header.
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