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[FUKC WRONG BLOG IF YOU SAW THAT NO YOU DIDNT]

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hey kyle did you know that today is a very important day for the lgbtw community? you should do something to celebrate it! get gayer

} pfft. yeah alright sure lemme just crank up that gay meter for you for today

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// happy birthday bozo /j/jj//j/j

[happy birthday to our favorite gay boy [austin sanders]]

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[happy birthday to our favorite gay boy [austin sanders]]

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what do you plan to do when you get to Sam's place?

} well, uh, y'know. just do what i have to.

} i want to first make sure the sd card didn't get messed up. no point in trying if it did, yeah?

} if she'll let me, then i'll put it in her computer and dig around the files there. i cant just bring my own laptop with me, so.. no other way to really check.

} if everything inside the wii is just fine, then eteleds files should all be there in a folder. really, the only thing lost is the wii itself. everything inside should be fine.

} ...unless the heat got to the card first, though. that coulda' happened. hopefully not, though. i wouldn't hear the end of it from sam if it did.

} gimme a sec to shoot her a text. i'll probably be over in like.. ten? fifteen minutes? shouldn't take too long. then i'll hand you guys over to her and you can stop rummaging through my phones files, or whatever the hell you're doing in there.

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Soooo, what'd ur dad say? Jonathan, right? He said you can go, yeah? Don't ask how I know this information :)

} are you guys, like, some kinda virus in my phone? how do you know this stuff??? that's a little weird, y'know.

} ... he uh. said i could go, though, yeah.

} it's gonna take me a second to grab my shoes and head out, but sam doesn't live that far, i think. so. shouldn't matter much.

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you had the opportunity to kick eteled in the balls would you take it

} pfft- you good there, dude?

} but uh. honestly yeah i think so. maybe i'd like, hesitate now or something, but if you asked me like... a year ago oh yeah for sure instantly.

} ...

} ... hey wait a damn minute where'd you learn about eteled from-

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WHO IS UR DADS HUSBAND???

} why do you want to know so much about my dad-

} uhh. his name's mike. no idea what his last name used to be, but he's been with my dad for.. a while. since i was like, 7, at least.

} technically he's my dad, too, but i uh.. this is really funny actually, i don't have his number? and both of them are out right now, probably at work, so-

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Kyle, on a scale from 1 to 10, how fruity is your dad?

} i- what- you- huh????????? what is wrong with you- i- whatever.

} i mean- uh.. i'd sure hope he's at least like, a 5 on the fruity scale, considering he has a husband.

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Hiiii Kyle, what's up?

} wh- huh. what the hell? did i like.. download some kinda shitty phone app why do i have a little guy on here-

} uh.. hi, there, little.. gray.. thing. uh- nothing much, i guess.

} just. y'know. sending my dad a text asking if i can visit a, uh.. a friend. yeah. sure. we'll say that.

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} ...alright. i guess this is happening.

[ > PLAYER 2 IS NOW ACTIVE. ]

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Ok, so. CM and Eteled go "wow I hate you," Eteled tries axing CM to death, he stops him and breaks his axe, so Eteled breaks the electric chair, which makes the Wii go "oh no" and it fried it and now everything is byebye!

< Pfft- hah, I see. Those two are always constantly at eachothers throats, I swear.. < But, uhm, the concern is that.. well, what if they're gone fully now as well? I mean, maybe they're on the Wii's SD card.

< . . . < Yeah, I'm.. gonna call Kyle real quick. Give me just a minute. Me and him can probably-- or, i hope-- figure something out together.

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Oh. Whoops. Our bad. Kinda.

< What.. do you mean 'our bad'? Did you guys do something to it? < I mean- maybe it just overheated or something. I should really call Kyle about this and get him over here to look at it-- I don't know if he'd be of help though.

< Considering, well, ETELED and all that, ha.

< . . . If you know anything about what happened to him and, uh, that other Mii, now would be the time to fess up. I need to get some gloves or something and clean up this mess.

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Um. Hi? What's up??

< Where is that noise coming from? < Oh- uhm, hello.. stranger? thing? I mean, you're in my phone so, uh.. little weird.

< Well, I'm kinda tryin' not to freak out considering walking into my room with the smell of burnt plastic and a melted wii is a bit jarring.

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< Hey, sorry it took me so long to come back. My mom was asking me stuff about Kyle-

[ > PLAYER 1 IS NOW ACTIVE. ]

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Aight egg heads, any updates?

> Updates.. right, an update. > Well, update is that this hallway is definitely not ending anytime soon but, I think we're getting closer to finding a portal or something. > .. I think. I don't know, I'm getting a weird feeling. Like we're being followed or something. Besides you guys following us, ha.

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// how do u yall feel about sam and kyle

// :)