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Y'know how nikto drags the blade of his knife against the hard plastic shell of his mask?
That, but you're just scratching your nails against it like you're petting a dog. He must find it amausing- because he'll hunch over for you and remain still as you do your thing. Soft grumbles and raspy jokes pass through the muffling fabric.
"am I your dog, llubov?"
There's no malice nor irritation when he snips these little things. They're said slowly and steadily, as if he could fall asleep right there.
#i forgot to mention in my previous posts#but I apologise if my russian in these things is horrific#i depend on google translate too much#if there's any russian speaking ppl out there I'd love to get some feefback or advice on how to make this correct#anyways enjoy#nikto call of duty#nikto x reader#nikto cod#cod nikto#call of duty nikto#nikto#mwii nikto#nikto headcanons
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Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more
Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties
#Skyfire: hey guys lately sometimes I feel like someone is glaring at me#Ratchet is considering just telling everyone before Optimus goes insane that his special ops team can’t figure this out#any weaker mech would go feral with these protocols plus the matrix but Optimus is Optimus so he’s holding up pretty well#wheeljack put bumblebee in place of where he thinks people would place him#hes not putting himself on the list lmao rip bumblebee though at least the sparkling is too big for people to believe it#me shoving my rare pairs in here#Thundercracker guessing bumblebee cause they interfaced before and got he a pregnancy scare#he was less worried about the sparkling and more worried about Starscream knowing he bottomed#to bumblebee#Skyfire messaged Starscream about Wheeljack but don’t ask STARSCREAM for dating advice he sucks at that#I wanted to have Starscream say something about starfire getting his old teacher pregnant but he’s already yapping a lot#off topic but some of my WIPS in my Ratchet folder went missing rippp#milk comic I will finish you even if god doesn’t want me too#transformers#ratchet#optimus prime#transformers fanart#optiratch#Starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#megatron#command trine#prowl#wheeljack#this is stupid#I LEARNED HOW TO HYPERLINK ON MOBILE#transformers g1
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Another Otsutsuki?!
we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)
anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid
Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.
Comic 1: Attention.
they’re both in the same boat
Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)
he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)
back to the future now
Comic 3: What. (huh?)
Panel 2: very tiny.
#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#rin nohara#toneri otsutsuki#fanart#art#my art#sketch#drawing#digital art#creating silly posts pumps my brain#kid obito had immediately had distrust of the new kid#and couldn’t even explain why so he stood there glaring#obito looks at kakashi 20 years later after Toneri admits defeat with “I TOLD you he’s was weird“#kakashi after getting back to earth promptly puts obito in jail#ALSO when I saw Toneri for the first time his design is so neat!#I haven’t watched the movie so I read the description of the guy to have an idea of him#what I got is that Toneri is unhinged too ANYWAYS moving on#Toneri ends up noticing Kakashi white chakra and follows him with curiosity#Kakashi’s ends up choosing not to be jerk lets him stick around as long as he isn’t in the way#toneri takes a bit of insult because even if he’s missing eyes he’s definitely not weak#so showing some skills without destroying his disguise he ends up impressing kakashi#while kakashi talks with him and offering advice and asking him if he wants yo try anything else#he doesn’t know but Toneri immediately in his mind claims kakashi has his#this post could’ve absolutely gone from silly to psychological horror#like real quick haha#imagine the joke was just kakashi going through more issues 😭 the punchline is that there isn’t one
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toodeee
everything is transient. only an easy to draw guy is forever
#gorillaz#2d#stuart pot#gorillaz 2d#admin draws#fanart#needed a palate cleanser from my current fixation. came back to my roots#lore that i dont really get to talk about a lot outside of dms is that gorillaz is like a cornerstone of my art lol esp post 2018#ive had 4 main inspirations which are gorillaz phases 2-3. soul eater. homestuck. and a friend of mine. he knows who he is.#come to think of it 2018 is in some ways the year i really started drawing. 3/4 inspirations walked into my life that year#bc of this when i went to make a separate blog for art it became part of my username. slav-hewlett#ive had several dreams in which jamie hewlett just is there and gives me art advice and a few kind words. damon is usually there too#theyre a pack deal do not separate etc. those dreams are always really nice.#contrary to how much i draw 2d mudz is my favorite. its just that dear ol stu is very fun and much easier to draw#i should give murdoc a fair shot though. now that ive got the chops. theres been attempts thru the year but none were posted
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glamtober #31 - supernatural: mothman
my favorite american cryptid. i spent half my childhood in appalachia and those mountains are haunting and comforting. there's something nice about a fucked up creature trying to warn folks away from harm. this fit is silly but we can pretend she found it in eorzea's version of spirit halloween, right next to the sexy chirurgeon costumes.
items used:
head: tonberry head (jet black | ruby red) body: quaintrelle's ruffled dress (jet black | jet black) arms: demonic gloves (N/A | ruby red) legs: bunny tights (N/A | jet black) feet: makai priestess's longboots (ruby red) fashion accessory: fallen angel's wings
#ffxivglamtober2024#azia gposes#io laithe#mothman#AAAAAND THAT'S A WRAP!#ty for hosting this myth!!#it's been so much fun#the prompts were wonderful#i'm an EXTREMELY glam-motivated player. irl i like fashion though i don't follow it closely#but gear pieces stick with me because they're so good at telling story#i almost always have a rec for folks looking to tweak their glam klsafls though i try not to offer them too often as unsolicited advice#so it was a DREAM to get to use things and make outfits i don't have the space for#i think my gpose game improved too!#and i've been introduced to some awesome folks this month! the real take away!
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there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these
#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall#that was all Odin#Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own!#that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own#Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved#like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault?#THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too#the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki#even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent#call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh#you get the point#people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall#when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there#because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ??#Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation#that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc.#Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on#even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin#which he did when he had some guard inform Odin#that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him#focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that#you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr#twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale#you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm#and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him#sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.
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I love how everyone sees Buck's coming out to Eddie as this really cute scene but to me it was Buck saying: "Ugh, enough with your Straight people problems Eddie, I have some real f*cking problems to deal with!"
#I mean the scene was perfect of course and so beautiful... but to me it read like Buck badly wanted some advice from Eddie since he had been#trying to help Eddie with his Marisol problem all day and he thought it was time for him to get some relationship advice too#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bucktommy#911 abc
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The Leverage OT3 in Every Episode
Leverage (2008-2012)
01x11 The 12-Step Job
#I’m back baby#and say hello to some new editing presents#outside scenes they look stunning inside scenes I’m still working on#also once again I need this ot3 to stop looking so good together#I had over 30 clips and had to narrow it down#this show I swear#it’s just too good so I had to sort through what I thought were cool and relevant scenes for this post#really trying not to go overboard but ya know I’m obsessed#also if anyone has any advice for file storage please help#my devices are angry at me with these screen recordings again hahaha#leverage#leverage ot3#ot3: hitter hacker thief#inde gifs#the 12-step job#the leverage ot3 in every episode#inde gifs: the 12-step job#inde gifs: the leverage ot3 in every episode#leverage ot3 casual touches#inde gifs: leverage ot3 casual touches#one day I will get to linking this gif collections tag. not today though ig
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"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."
Darabella they could never make me hate you <3
#belle was NOT my first kin for y'all to disrespect her daughter the way you do#“they weren't written well” NO RELATIONSHIP IN THIS SHOW IS WRITTEN THAT WELL#this show sucks at writing romance guys i hate to tell u this#the books write romance well but the show... gets so questionable#pls lets blame the screenwriters and not my babies i just want these two to be happy#i used to be OBSESSED with their relationship when i first watched the show it was so sweet#also rosabella used to mean so much as an awkward nerd who could never tell when i was lecturing ppl and cared too much abt the environment#some ppl aren't being condescending they're just kinda socially stupid y'all she's fifteen we can like.. take a deep breath#hold hands in a circle. idk#this is all said without hate like the criticisms are warranted but it gets to be a lot sometimes#so thought i'd put some actual content of them in the tag lol#eah#ever after high#rosabella beauty#daring charming#darabella#web weaving#eah web weaving#also i really do think they're a good match they just get brought together awkwardly#cause rosabella being able to tell daring he's a good person and his looks don't matter#after he's gone through like two back to back existential crisis#and him actually listening to her and taking her advice to heart#when ppl usually view her as overbearing and tune her out#like they're just built for each other yknow what i mean?#and the way they go from annoyed w the other's presence to listening and learning from each other#and ultimately making the other better is just... aghhh i love them#gonna also add quickly that the hate has died down which has been very nice to see#and i think ppl r generally getting a more neutral opinion of them#so no one take the rant at the beginning of the tags too deeply pls lmao
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i need to complain and you're the only N liker i trust... whys every N rper have such a boring interpretation of him.... like at LEAST make him obsessed with math 😭😭😭
N is a fan favorite, which means you get way more people than usual attempting to write him, which means he tends to get subjected to more fanon...that's my theory
because he's a fan favorite, i think he's also the type of character that people like to pick up and project themselves onto, even if it means removing a lot of the nuance in his canon character. back when i was still RPing him on tumblr myself (which, granted, was almost a decade ago now...geez) it was also very in vogue to put him through so many layers of AU that he was basically just an OC lmao...tumblr Gladions are also like this in my experience. so many wildly out-of-character boys out there
anyway my advice to N writers is you don't even really need to know math to write N's math stuff true to canon...just have him throw out the word "formula" or "theorem" every now and then. that's what i did LMAO......this math shit is easy
#i've reached the point in my RP career where i'm pretty much retired (i only RP privately with like 5 trusted people lmao)#but if you're in tumblr RP.....my advice to you is YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE...ITS BAD MAN#it sounds elitist but if you're bothered by dealing with misinterpreted characters you're probably better off#moving to DreamWidth and finding a closed game that requires applications#my experiences RPing N and Lusamine on tumblr were like exact opposites of each other#in that people would get irritated with me for making N too mean while my Lusamine was too nice. no nuance allowed 😔#i did occasionally see some very good RPers on here though...when i RPed N i was very jealous#of another N on here because they actually DID know math and integrated it into their writing much better than i ever could
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reread tiphs dialog recently. i love them lots
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#lobcorp spoilers#i cant help it. the boxes....#i never know what to tag as spoilers and what not to. so just to be safe#tiphereth#tiphereth lobcorp#chesed#chesed lobcorp#do i do all of them..? some of them are smaller. ahh itll be okay i hope..#netzach#netzach lobcorp#ill stop there. there is gebura yesod and malkuth but its just one drawing for both#just general thoughts of mimicking others and trying to potray what maturity is. the dialog from story 1 when you meet them i think abt tip#talking abt being stern stoic and strict. then netz talking abt yesod and the two behaving similar like that#just thought some others would be cute. trying to get used to how id draw her. ah the gebura tiph one was a loose idea in gebs story to#where the two talk and tiph advises against asking to much and to hold onto that hate iirc. been a bit. then the idea of her able to replac#parts. then the degradation of the soul after being destroyed. maybe tiph might check up on her or peek in to see how shes doing considerin#the idea to hold onto hate was advice She gave. iirc. anyways the concept of having black coffee to look cool and grown#they put the shortest next to the tallets in the same layer. had another idea to have the two tiphs stack atop one another to be as tall as#chesed and gebs but i got too tired. its a cute idea though might do it later. another thing i wanted to do later on was pertaining to#singing a song of homeland and lisa stating she wanted to dance. that and the backdrop from c comand being a giant stage. preformance arts#malkuth is there because the three all do a command team. lots is stuff and responsibility. feel like tiph would have beef w her . also an#iirc moment i recall something abiut the two teams havinf a rivalry or competition of sorts? kind of funny what beef u got w some kids bro#more likely pertaining to the agents inside of the teams itself to be honest. i think id be cute is malkuth would give some help tips thoug
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Periodic reminder to trans people who use minoxidil/rogaine on their face:
Make sure to wash your hands afterward, especially if you have cats. Also, please keep it off your lips. You don't want to ingest it (it also tastes like hell, take it from me). If you're prone to dry skin, invest in a good moisturizer, something that agrees with your skin and will keep it feeling nice.
Carry on. I wish you all the best of luck in whatever you do to promote hair growth 💛
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#trans advice#yes we can talk all day about if it's effective for facial hair use#and that it isn't necessarily approved for use on the face by the fda as far as i know#so listen to yourself. if you decide to try it out then ditch it that's genuinely fine#beard oil can definitely be a decent investment (one that i haven't done for some reason)#i know reminders like this aren't necessary for all but i like being able to remind myself too#sometimes you get so into the monotony of routine that you kinda forget y'know?#like i've had to force myself to be mindful and slow when i do my shots because i can get overconfident in my speed#and that just means i fuck something up along the way lol
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Ansur!Tav fic in which Ansur reincarnates as Tav and slowly realizes his dream guardian is awfully familiar in the worst fucking way. This could be a horribly dramatic, tragic story.
however, I propose instead... comedy!
Let the companions suffer through them constantly bitching at each other. Maybe somehow Ansur is still an undead spirit posessing Tav so Emps is like "who's the abomination now??" and Astarion's like "now wait just a second, there's nothing wrong with being undead" and Minthara's casually dropping super wise truth bombs on them about their relationship and Karlach and Wyll ship it
#ansuran#bg3 the emperor#i will probably never write this#but you can't stop me from day dreaming#shadowheart's probably doing shots with astarion re: some aspect of the relationship idk#laezel decidedly does NOT ship it#her interference probably brings them closer together lmao#ansur x the emperor#balduran x ansur#idk man what even is an identity#sketchy squid man x uppity undead dragon#halsin fully supports their relationship and wants to join in aldkjfalksjdf#minsc says the emperor is ansur's boo#'oh i see you too carry around a tiny space creature who tells you what to do'#*ansur disapproves*#but he adopts minsc anyway#the emperor puts up less of a fight in accepting misc bc he doesn't want to make ansur mad(der)#jaheira keeps giving ansur old lady advice and he's like ma'am i am older than you#she does not care#he is clearly an emotional disaster who needs help#orpheus is suffering#ansur!tav is the one tav who manages to get orpheus and the emperor to get along#he recruits omeluum for the ending btw#omeluum helped change his mind about mindflayers being terrible#he and blurg had tea with ansur and ansur was shook#and had a crisis bc he wonders if maybe just maaaaybe he might have possibly been wrong when he offered baldemps merciful death#meanwhile emperor is like 'this is fine bc i have no feelings#hint: he has so many fucking feelings#minthara points them out. if you did not feel why would you act#bg3
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Is it a coincidence that Ryan is interacting with weird Christian/trad wife/men and women are different yet need each other/right wing content as buddie canon is seemingly imminent?
anon genuinely. don't do this to yourself friend. you'll never know what's going on in his life and how he feels about it and whether he's in a good place right now, or a bad one. you can only hope for the best, but you'll never have a say in it, and i'd recommend largely ignoring the celebrities' real lives
#truly have no other comment than this#sucks to see it but if the grindr scandal had shaken him too much or turn out to be too difficult to navigate with friends/family#*turned#then this isn't necessarily surprising and might have nothing to do with canon buddie#might just have everything to do with what his closest cycle believes in and wanting to protect himself#or maybe that's just how it is!!!!! like i don't think so but i'll never claim to Know So for sure#and i'm simply not gonna speculate. trust me i did rpf fandom for far too long that shit rots your brain if you take it seriously. sorry to#be blunt.#but one will never get anywhere with analyzing celebs' public moves.#could be pr could be genuine and unless they spill confession style you'll literally never know for sure#i hope this doesn't sound dismissive btw. just trying to give you some advice ♥️#ryan guzman#911#anonymous#a response#*closest circle *just how he is#sorry too lazy to retype all of this
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i say this with love. house fanfic writers, if you ever want me to beta something for medical accuracy, i'll fucking do it no questions asked
#hate crimes md#house md#hilson#listen. every medstudent is some version of an idiot and i am only a second year so for the love of god do not ask me#for Actual medical advice that i am not qualifed to give. i'm just qualified enough to check Fanfic. and i'll do it too just ask#this isn't directed at everyone. some of you have managed to put together well-researched compelling cases and i am kissing you#on the mouth for it mwah. even as i don't actually give a toss about most internal medicine#(look. i am just in a very monogamous relationship with trauma surgery)#anyway don't rely on the show either - sure it's one of the more accurate medical dramas but these morons still shock asystole#you can ask me how medschool works too!! the show is house md not house getting his md yet i've lost count of the ridiculous ways#people have gotten medschool wrong just. mentioned in passing. so concise and yet so wrong#serious offer.#these inaccuracies bug me more than they should
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THIS JUST IN- Lola the peacock lord's complete and comprehensive course on drawing bulkhead transformers animated, coming SOON to a dashboard near YOU!! hopefully
#my friend just asked for a little advice on how to draw him and I spent like. two whole days drawing an entire bulkhead walkthrough#I really hope this gives some good advice#and that I didnt get too rambly at times#lets all go out and BULK some HEADS#!!!!!!#my art#transformers#maccadam#transformers animated#tfa#bulkhead#tfa bulkhead#procreate
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