#get that job
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mattsmemes · 2 years ago
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burningchandelier · 9 months ago
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You call The Spreadsheet bullshit here, but it is exactly what it says on the tin: a mathematical formula to determine if a job is worth the cost of your labor.
When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.
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theriverbeyond · 9 months ago
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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canisalbus · 7 months ago
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
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makowcy · 1 month ago
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jakeperalta · 10 months ago
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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elodieunderglass · 6 months ago
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hi. what do you mean
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madscientistenthusiast · 9 months ago
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
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memesandmylife · 1 year ago
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it really is insane to me how in the mid 2010s netflix had a reputation of making cool, inclusive series as well as saving tv shows after their networks cancelled them, and now here we are today with every halfway decent netflix original show getting cancelled after 1-2 seasons and a bajillion episodes of bigmouth
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meziniart · 4 months ago
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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
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imhereonthekitchenfloor · 7 months ago
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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FNAF movie Vanessa’s Halloween costumes,,
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mcducky1356 · 7 months ago
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I just watched the 1990 movie for the first time, so now I’m redrawing some scenes with the Rise boys!
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wlwanakin · 4 months ago
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at the end of the day when it comes to padmé i think it’s really important to remember that her closest friends are literally her employees. her only other friends are her coworkers. her closest friend for years was a girl she met at 14 whose job it was to pretend to be her and potentially die about it. another friend with the same job died in her arms while pretending to be her. she does not have friends outside of her squad of employees who pretend to be her and sometimes die about it and then her politician coworkers. too many of you are way too surprised that this woman is not normal about love or relationships or her own self considering all this
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idontmindifuforgetme · 1 month ago
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Guys I’m going on an aggressive fundraising spree for one week (my own personal strike basically), and I really want anyone who can to join me in boosting the fundraisers I’m about to highlight. I’ll be particularly focusing on grassroots orgs and campaigns that have had little luck in the last few weeks. I encourage anyone to not only share the fundraiser posts but also write posts of their own. I’m only one person and without other people’s help it’s virtually impossible to get anything done, so please do what you can
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