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your life is not an optimization problem

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open rp

“Feh..It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-grinch. I can defeat every merry-maker who crosses my path. You think you can stop me from ruining christmas?”

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we evolved a first layer of skin that can be removed without harming us due to the evolutionary pressures of super glue incidents

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Remember this holiday season

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inherently don’t trust anyone who’s workout playlist isn’t at least 1/4 early 2010s top 100 hits

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Please help my family

Dear

I am reaching out to you with hope that you can be my voice to the world. My story is heavy, and I need to share it, hoping that someone out there may be able to help.

Due to the war, I have lost so much. My home, once my family’s refuge, was taken away. I was unable to protect my unborn child from the harshness of these times, and shortly after, I lost my job, which was my only source of income. I now find myself in incredibly difficult circumstances, searching for even a glimmer of hope.

I have launched a support campaign, hoping it might help me start a new life and overcome this hardship. I kindly ask for your help in sharing my story and spreading the link to my campaign as widely as possible. Perhaps it will reach those who can offer a helping hand.

With all my gratitude and respect, I thank you deeply for any support and kindness you can offer.

Sincerely,

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-engineer-rola

#palestine

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My name is walaa moneer, I am 28 years old, and I live with my family in northern Gaza, which has been devastated by war. My husband and I, along with our three children: Yamen (10 years old), Kinan (8 years old), and Alma (3 years old), are struggling to survive after losing our home and all our belongings due to the bombing. For more than a year and two months, we have endured the horrors of war, including relentless bombing, destruction, and starvation. We are desperately trying to raise the necessary funds to escape this catastrophic situation, but the cost of traveling and leaving the area is extremely high. We need $25,000 to save our family from these tragic conditions, and I deeply hope you can help us secure a safe and stable life away from this destruction.

The cost of travel for people over the age of 18 is $5 and for children is $2,500

And the amount is

For myself (walaa) $5000

For my husband Ahmed, $5000

My son, Yamen, $2500

My son Kenan $2500

My daughter alma $2,500

The full cost of securing our exit from the Gaza Strip is $17,000

The rest of the amount is to provide a place to live and basic needs

@tamamita @dlxxv-vetted-donations @comrademango @anneemay @irhabiya @nabulsi @paper-mario-wiki @opencommunion @cantsayidont @thatsonicblog-blog

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PayPal 🔗: http://paypal.me/mohammedrida98

Instagram page

Let’s make sure these Palestinians who managed to evacuate Gaza do not become homeless! Please reblog and contribute, we are so close to the goal

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you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

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you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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I need cis lesbians on my dash to calm the fuck down about trans women. Y’all are either transmisogynist (consciously of subconsciously), or you’re fetishizing us.

Guess what? In spite of what porn and Tumblr blogs make you think, the majority of trans women are bottoms. After long enough on estrogen, transfem penises atrophy, and stop getting hard, or staying hard. After long enough on estrogen, you’re not going to get a trans woman to paint your face with thick anything, because we stop producing semen at that quantity, if at all. And still, every post on my dash about trans women, it seems, talks about trans women as if we’re just cock dispensers for y’all. I’m fucking begging y’all, read Mira Belwether’s Fucking Trans Women, and learn how our fucking bodies work. Better yet, TALK TO TRANS WOMEN. Talk to us!! Ask us how we like to please and be pleasured. Don’t walk into the bedroom with us assuming we’re going to be what you read in your erotica posts.

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If you've never played Team Fortress 2 during its heyday, you should do yourself a favor and go look through some of its old patch notes to read some of the funniest things ever written for video games

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Got bitten by a radioactive dinner and now I've got supper powers

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sending a happy radio wave in your direction like a fluttering butterfly