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Ok m watching Legundo mcc and
HELL YA SANDS FIRST!!!
Im sorry I find sands so god damn boring bro I knooooow everyone likes it but it makes me go snork mimimimimimi
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I am feeling incredibly unwell
#my head hurts#I realized iâve been getting only 3-5 hours of sleep a night for the past two months and caffeine is starting to feel like itâs not working#I say as I stay awake lmao itâs 1am and I think itâs early#cam!talks#also iâve been kinda a bitch lately lmao#I think itâs a combo of everything adding up#ALSO iâve been super flirty on here and itâs transferred irl when im usually so closed off#itâs so embarrassing to have to catch yourself from replying to normal things with things like KISS ME HARD#mini rant/overshare moment over do you still love me?
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#was gonna go masturbate but then we got sad đ
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#canât even enjoy getting off as a distraction goddamnit#pmdd is fucking wrecking me right now#I sat in the tub and cried over literally nothing#just felt off and my body was like âcry about it bitchâ#I think itâs gonna be a early to bed night for me#mine#text post
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JoJo Siwa doesnât deserve all the hate (and homophobia) sheâs getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack â not too much; sheâs still a responsible adult â but if youâre going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.
#jojo siwa#discourse#Her comment sections are VILE#I actually donât hate her songs. Theyâre basically early-2000s new old stock and I like early 2000s music#Is she trying too hard to look like an âadult?â Yes. But thatâs understandable.#What isnât understandable is screaming at children for no fucking reason#and JoJo not helping at all when a girl was hemorrhaging out her belly button#when JoJoâs mother told the girl to âput a pad on itâ#I donât care how afraid you are of your parents; you END that shit the second you see it#I was raised in a cult and I actively sabotaged my parentsâ preaching work on multiple occasions#I didnât know if Iâd get kicked out if they found out I did that; the only reason I still have a relationship with them#is because they never found out about my later sabotage#Dad preached to a waitress dangling a cure for her sonsâ disorder in front of her nose as incentive to join and gave her literature#So I went to the restaurant with him and insisted I pay for the tip.#I gave her eight dollars and a sticky note with a bunch of keywords about the cultâs abuses to look up#The next time I went there#she said didnât understand the sticky note and asked me while he was gone what I meant#I hate talking to people especially when Iâm under pressure because I trip over my words even when Iâm NOT anxious#But her kidsâ lives being free of a cult meant more to me than avoiding a momentary discomfort so I gave a quick rundown#She thanked me and heeded my warning basically playing along with me and not saying anything to my dad about it#I was 20; JoJo was about 19 when her show was going on#She had no excuse for allowing her mom to do that.#At the very least she could have said âOh god Iâm so sorry she said that. Please donât hurt yourself for my show; go to the hospital.â#But no. She didnât do that. In fact she screamed at children and joked that if they were crying then it was a good show.#Bitch come here and do that in front of me. I double dog dare you. I may only be 5â5â but I fight dirty and Iâm angrier than you#Sorry. I guess I do hate her⌠for THAT specifically.#Like yeah Iâve fucked up with the kids I help and yelled when I didnât have to but I HATED doing it and tried to do better later#Why someone would SCREAM at kids on purpose for long periods of time for no reason is beyond me
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lil joys.
#had to run out super late/early thursday and havenât seen the sky that clear in forever#not to sound like a cringey bitch but it made me emotional how the moon and stars looked 3D was actually mind blowing#doesnât even capture how clear it was or how chilly and delicious it smelled outside#and quiet#was lucky for that#the moon looked so peaceful and pretty I wonât get over it lol#and mama babe#đ¤#mine
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: PALAVEN
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, Dr. Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian, and EDI With: Flight Lt. Jeff "Joker" Moreau, General Corinthus, Primarch Adrien Victus, and Councilor Tevos War is your resume- and at a time like this we need leaders who have been through that hell. And honestly? Uniting these races may take as much strength as facing the Reapers. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
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#mira makes gifs â¨#james vega#sophie shepard#liara t'soni#garrus vakarian#EDI#jeff joker moreau#general corinthus#primarch victus#councilor tevos#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#did i finally finish cutting the palaven footage into gifs? the answer to your question legion: is yes#was it a bitch and a half to color correct bc of the ridiculous lighting and blue filter on palaven? maybe :)#me3's ridiculous blue filter you will NEVER be famous#also the bonus is bc this is all i could think about when soph was eating up garrus in the vakarian set#comes to palaven just to steal garrusâs look and wear it better#clericâs guardian armors for shepard you will ALWAYS be famous! â¤ď¸â¤ď¸âđĽ#also james looking fine as HELL in his titan armor! that's my baby boy killing it over there!#and EDI MY BELOVED#the best part of palaven is the EDI reveal and you cannot change my mind#like i love all the early game missions but i miss kaidan and ash so the only thing that satiates me is my love of like james EDI and wrex#for the first like 20 hours of the game i just focus all my energy on them until i can get towards like the early-mid game#will i be gif'ing grissom next? yes bc prime EDI james and jack content#also my dumb ass figured out hair streaks and heterochromia with cleric's help when i was working on my mshep sculpt so stay tuned for that#SPEAKING OF THE MSHEP SCULPT I WILL BE SHARING DOM GIFS#soonâ˘ď¸
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imma be honest, trigger warning below
"going through it" means wondering if leon would have ever had any self harm issues.
sure, he gets beaten to shit all the time by bioweapons. but maybe it becomes this toxic catharsis he thinks he deserves it. and when not on the field....
#tw self harm#ahgh sorry for this lol#it's too early in the day to start being a depressed bitch#but trauma has no schedule and im getting run over by a steamroller and trying to avoid naughty thoughts
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I used to have a co-worker that was notorious for immediately disparaging any opinion that was less than outright bigotry as filthy liberal talk and I still take pride in the one time he called me a liberal and I was like excuse me I'm not that conservative
Dude had no idea how to react to the concept that what he considered extreme leftist bs I considered conservative centrist bs
#this was also the same guy who was such an egregious Elon Musk Fanboy that he literally got fired bc he had a violent meltdown over him#(I have another coworker who used to work at the Tesla gigafactory near here and had OSHA violations that literally deafened her in one ear)#(and she's extremely critical about her time there and the kind of people that those workplaces tend to attract)#Dude only lasted a week and a half and ended up getting assault charges filed against him at the end of it#I wasn't there the day it happened but apparently it was REALLY bad#he was widely disliked from day one because he made some very sexist remarks early on and hated that he kept getting talked to by HR#i think he wouldve gotten fired anyways if he didnt have his outburst bc his reaction to being pulled into HR was to try to double down#i dont know how that man ever held a job before if thats how he acted ngl-#(i know i reported him twice in one week for called my manager a bitch)#(like.... you're not wrong about her per se- but you just dont say that shit outloud)#(TWICE. IN ONE AND A HALF WEEKS.)
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Me starting another bg3 run where I will make virtually all the same decisions in mostly the same order as if there isn't different branching paths
#the horrifying idea of things going differently if i choose something different#my ass sitting here wanting other content for it as if i'm not actively refusing to make the choices to get other content#i've still only romanced astarion bro#i had my og. the EXACT copy of my og but durge this time.#began a karlach run to romance wyll and am still in early act 1 so nothing will happen for a long ass time#and i left that because i missed my paladin. the party feels incomplete without them bro#started a rogue/fighter run of one of my ocs retrofitted into the game.#but also am incapable of staying true to the character cause i'll miss stuff if i do and i need to do EVERYTHING explore EVERYWHERE#nearly couldn't get over the hurdle of having no strength and no speak with animals (so karlach and wyll gotta speak to critters)#then just started a sorcerer to try to really push myself to branch out. but all it did was reaffirm that being a spell caster sucks#no jump cause no strength no health no armour no decent melee. like motherfucker pick a struggle#luckily that oc is into music so sorcerer-bard here we come#but every single one of these bitches is good aligned#(and anything i SHOULD do different i don't cause there's still different varoeties of good but alas)#still haven't romanced another party member (but that's not ENTIRELY my fault!!!!)#my og/og durge was the same person i couldn't just romance someone else. they got with astarion i don't make the rules#karlach WILL romance wyll if i ever get farther in#my rogue/fighter oc is heading the baldur's gate for his boyfriend and they have an open relationship so he COULD fuck other people#alas he would never due to his own issues#BUT THIS WILL CHANGE#my sorcerer/bard (who is the boyfriend of the rogue. just imagining the plot as if he was on the adventure or rogue was in baldur's gate)#and he WOULD fuck other people no strings attached#so my goal is to fuck all potentially non-monogamous party members#so lae'zel shadowheart astarion#wyll is a slow burn so that's emotional depth we wouldn't put in#gale is king or monogamy (plus him and this character together would make the rogur pass the fuck out)#karlach is complicated because of the no touch thing? hard to say how much emotional depth ends up required there#meanwhile shadowheart has mentioned she does no strings attached hook-ups#lae'zel propositions you ten seconds in for a good tumble#and from romancing astarion i know fucking the first time seems like it'll just be casual hook up time and i needn't go further
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it doesn't really come as a surprise but atm twitter really killed any hype I had for TWW lmao
#i'm one of those bitches who gets over exposured very easily unfortunately#between that and the endless lore discourse before the expac is even released y'all don't know how to stfu#and people with alpha/beta access spoiling every single corner of the game#it really makes me which they kept 95% of that shit encrypted because I want to go into everything blind#and not see some corner of a zone or npc quest that's already been screenshotted and posted on twitter 1394834 times#plus the rogue hero trees look like shit and i care about doing content way more than questing and lore#im salty#but ill get over it when the expac is almost out whatever#early access being a thing does also leave a sour taste in my mouth tho#cause im not buying the epic edition#so i have to get some form of fomo from friends that have early access#man
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Yeah... I remember seeing the architectural design majors at my uni having this breakdown each semester...
#love in the air#lita#rain#scriptwriting was the only course within my major famous for making people openly cry#because the professor would eviscerate you with her feedback#not to be mean; but she would look at the feedback you'd already been given by your classmates over and over throughout the course#and if you still hadn't fixed issues she'd really stab into them and rip you apart#she liked me though- i followed the syllabus due dates and no one else did#meaning day 1 i already had a treatment ready by the first class#and even though she told me the syllabus schedule didn't need to be followed; i chose to follow it#because it kept me a week ahead or so#So when I finished each 200+ page draft of my script I was finishing it a week early#which let me focus on other exams in other classes and manage my workload more easily#the only time scriptwriting made me cry was when i spent 6 hours typing draft 6 of a 214 page feature and my computer crashed#erased the whole thing#i'd been typing up the script based on hand notes i'd written on my previous draft so it was easy to recreate#but redoing it took 8 hours since my hands were so tired#but that wasn't the classes fault; that was my fault#i did really well in the class; you just can't take feedback personally and a lot of writers really struggle with that#i've lost so many friends because they claim to be writers who take feedback seriously#and then it turns out they're little bitches about it and throw tantrums after begging me to give them feedback#so now I will not give a friend feedback on anything they write#for the record- the way i was trained is not to be cruel or mean#you literally just go through it like 'here is what I had issues with as a viewer and here are some ideas on how to easily fix that'#always offer a solution#and for every complaint you have to give a complementt#so i'm not out there like gordon ramsey ripping into people; it's very gentle and kind#except when i gave M her round 6 feedback on her script and she STILL insisted Mt Everest was 3 billion years old in her story#AT EVERY STAGE OF THIS SCRIPT I REMINDED YOU IT IS AROUND 30 MILLION YEARS OLD GET IT THROUGH YOUR-#Watch
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Ngl youtube videos suddenly got me slowly turning into a Justin Russo hater.
#like mainly later seasons him#early seasons him is fine#but like i guess plot wise you could argue he becomes more iffy because you know the competition will be soon#and justin does want to become the family wizard#as for some reason this show still never fully tackled the fucked up shit of the idea that wizard siblings have to grow up studying magic#only for one or two or whatever number siblings to lose it to one sibling in a competition#like stevie was the closest we got to that#but like it still dont make it less bad with how justin was#like the worst example i can name is him literally refusing to save alex whose his sister btw and shes always dropped shit to save him#because he wants to project onto her that she purposely fucked up his chances to get back into the competition via#pushing the students to take the test only for them to be failed because bad guy being bad guy in reality#and basically blames her for the failure and such as a result and acts like its all an act when she is mad on the students behalf and shit#and his students have to drag him kicking and screaming just to save her from the bad guy's shit#and there's also the competition itself where harper and zeke get grabbed by a creature during it#but alex has to convince her brothers to save the two and thats just cold already on justins end with zeke#but cause they took too long they all lose the competition and magic#and both brothers especially justin proceed to treat alex like shit even during work hours meaning#fucking over family business just to get at alex#and when the dad ultimately almost sells the place justin STILL blames alex#like she was the only one working fully max was being max and justin was being a little bitch to her#aka the infamous refusing to make her orders only max's and when he does he throws the sandwich at her#and cause she was holding drinks at the time and didnt see it coming the drinks went on a customer#and also throwing table trash into her already full bin shes carrying around while cleaning tables#and therefore messing it up for her like#and alex's logo...well from sounds of shit thats just justin again being a hateful bitch to his sister with zero consquiences#even one commenter pointing how he sadistically smiled while telling her all her friends hate her#like dear god if the show was doing this to make everyone root for alex its working i hate later season justin#gonna be interesting if hes matured or not as an adult
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currently thinking about how even the most cruel and cold emperor Aurangzeb got so melted and mesmerized by a Hindu classical dancer mistress that he legit FAINTED on seeing her for the first time in a garden
full story here
#there was this play in college about Aurangzeb and this mysterious lover of his#so there was this girl who was playing her and was so nervous for giving the audition#they had chosen her coz she was also a kathak dancer so character ig?#anyway she was practicing and freaking out more and more coz she couldn't get her lines right#I went over to help her and she was so relieved that she told me to be Aurangzeb for one line so she could practice and recite her part#I said ok#I was supposed to say âtoh shayari ka bhi shauq rakhti hain aap?â#she looked at me up and down and whispered ânahi sirf ishq kaâ#I STARTED COUGHING SM SHE WAS LIKE KYA HUA ARE YOU OK YOUR GAAL ARE ALL LAAL AND I WAS LIKE MAAAAM??? GAY PANIC HO GAYA IDHARRR#LIKE BRO.#the way she looked at me I-#I'm warning y'all these gay bitches are deadly af but they're too starved to do anything about it it's me I'm bitches#later there was this part where Aurangzeb would pluck a flower and she would say âArey nahi- mera matlab hain huzoor poora bageecha#aapka hi toh hain bas woh phool mat todiye kyuki woh jodo mein khilte hain toh aap ek bhi todenge toh dusra murjhaajayega#foreshadowing her unfortunate early death :( which drowned Aurangzeb in grief and made him so cold hearted#desi aesthetic#desiblr#desi tag#desi#desi culture#desi stuff#desi academia#desi dark academia#desi girl#just desi things
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I think I'm falling in love
#my best friend jack and i have been drifting closer and closer over the past few months#and on Monday night after work we met up at wingstop and ate there and sat for a bit#and then we left right before they closed and then stood in the parking lot hugging for over two hours#just hugging and swaying and talking#and we agreed that we're on the same page and that we're both into each other romantically#but he just got out of a relationship with a rocky break up and another ex is being a crazy bitch at the moment#so we agreed we're both ready for and we're not going anywhere but we cant start anything yet#and then i was like we both close tomorrow night we should hang out again#and he was like well we can watch a movie at my place and you can sleep on the couch#spoiler alert: we slept in his bed snuggled up together#and out pact to take it slow fizzled out real quick when we discovered how much fun it is to kiss each other#cut to friday night#were both closing at work but hes out like two hours later than me#we text literally non stop#im going to a wawa to get air in my tires and he asks which wawa#he gets to leave work early bc he was done and comes and meets me at the wawa#where we proceed to stand in the parking lot hugging for another hour at least#occasionally kissing#but now this week hes working literally night shifts all week#2230-0700#but saturday he picked up a shift where i work and its the same out time as me#and were gonna go to his place and hang out after again#and im literally so excited just to spend more time with him#he and i match each other's energy so well its crazy#in my head ive started calling him my boyfriend but i cant do that yet even at work#bc he used to work where i work and everyone there is nosy as fuck#and they def will notice if i get a bf out of the blue and also i smile stupid big whenever someone mentions jack#anyway carrie this is me telling you but you can literally not tell anyone else istg#if i hear from mom and dad that you said something......#personal
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i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)
#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bgiii#bg3 astarion#bg3 abdirak#(oh god ive been misspelling that cunts name this whole time)#for anyone whos not familiar with this game you get the bloodless debuff if astarion drinks your blood#and you get loviatar's love by letting a sadomasochist beat the shit out of you ritualistically. no that's not a joke#but i went thru with it cause it gives you advantage on low health and my bard is the squishiest bitch on the team now#even GALE has more health than my character now bc i gave him the tough feat#i also coincidentally got astarion's first bite scene the first long rest after meeting abdirak#because ive been delaying my long rests as long as possible for fear of anything time-sensitive becoming unavailable to me#and so a bunch of other shit took priority over astarion trying to bite me#BUT. that has instead resulted in the extremely funny idea of my character volunteer to get beaten up#for NO in-universe discernable reason i might add#and astarion being like 'hm. okay he might be a big enough freak to let me feed off him without shoving a stake through my ribs'#and then trying his luck that very night ASJFKSA#anyway. i stopped playing this fuckin game like an hour ago bc i have to wake up early and yet im still awake and being a freak#internal monologue
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you know im about ready to write an educational post for dragon age fans explaining the difference between keyword search and tagging and also how rude it is to get snotty with strangers who are just idly talking about their own personal opinions bc it is consistently This Fandom where total strangers see posts of mine that are clearly just me talking to myself and decide to get on my case
#i responded politely to the person im complaining about but then i was like yknow what that actually annoyed me.#i think if im liveblogging something and feel mildly irritated about information not getting addressed right then#then essentially telling me 'umm actually it's all RIGHT THERE REALLY EARLY ON youre just STUPID'#A. does not sufficiently make your case#B. is just kind of you being an asshole#the stuff they told me about is like over an hour and a half into this video and i was bitching about something that comes up like#less than an hour in iirc#bc i found the fact that the characters just kind of don't question it much really weird and jarring#at least it was just mild snittiness and not the insane harrassment i got as a teenager for saying i didnt like adoribull#right when they introduced keyword search#my god the hellfire from 30 year old women#anyway protip: if someone has not specifically used a fandom tag on their post and it seems like kind of a throwaway comment#they probably do not want to hear from you#i hate when people use keyword search and then start talking At me about shit like im stupid no matter the topic and it happens too often
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