#get out spoilers

[lauralot89]

help I'm having Dracula thoughts and feelings again

So according to Van Helsing, until the vampire is killed, the human soul cannot rest. But what's happening to the soul while the vampire is alive? Is it just in some limbo state somewhere, restless and powerless, or can it see what's happening, a la The Sunken Place in Get Out?

can you imagine in the later case, what Dracula's soul has experienced? How many months, or years, or decades, did it take him to stop screaming in horror at the things that the vampire was doing? Did he see the Crew of Light start their efforts with numb resignation that they'd fail? Did he feel a flicker of hope for the first time in centuries as they got closer? Did he cheer them on? Did he thank them?

[frnkieroismydaddy]

God the fucking blind man from Get Out was the fucking worst. Not the worst based off what he does and says but like. The way he acts like he isn't racist, the way he says he's not choosing to fucking enslave Chris because he's black but because he's an artist, the way he acts like he's better than the other garden party guests because he's not actively waxing nostalgically about segregation. Fucking shithead

[c-schroed]

I watched "Killers of the Flower Moon" this weekend and yeah, I get it. It's great that a huge audience now has a chance to learn about this story. But still. It feels wrong. As if someone pitched it with

Hey, remember that "Get Out" movie? What if we told some similar story, but this time from the white killers' points of view?

Oh and can we please, please, fucking please, with a fucking cherry on top, talk about the fact that the historic Molly Kyle was twelve years older than her husband instead of twelve years younger as in the movie? I mean, what the actual?! This changes the whole perception of their relationship! Maybe someone should have promised DiCaprio an Academy Award if he "sacrifices" himself to play the husband of an elder woman.

[paintedcrows]

*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[egophiliac]

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

[smartshipfriday]

dc fans how we feeling

edit: IT WAS FAKE ANOTHER LEAK IS OUT IM SO SORRY GUYS

FINAL UPDATE (hopefully): he DID die but because of a ‘Lazarus Fluid’ was brought back to life real quick (as in by the end of the issue)

[thefriendlyneighborhoodace]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[ciearcab]

gouache falin

[kensatou]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

[naomistares]

random stuff i drew before watching act 2... i need a minute !

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[mimmixerenard]

Idk if someone has done it already, but

What if he is found after many long years, frozen in his cryo-pod? What if he gets as patched up as possible considering the terrible state he was left in? What if he's given mechanical prosthetics because future and sci-fi and stuff? One can dream....