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She’s back and new outfit that’s slay.
The replies are exactly what you think and I hope they all get vaporized :)
#asexual#asexuality#yasmin benoit#the typical how are you asexual but dress sex you just asking#get laser beamed
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i think a contender for one of the best posts on this website was that terf who was being transphobic underneath someone’s post and the op responded with ‘GENDER CRITICAL DREAM FAN’ and it was so fucking powerful that the terf deactivated their blog
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Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#shirahoshi#kozuki momonosuke#IVE FINISHED REREADING THROUGH WANO IM OBSESSED WITH MOMONOSUKE NOW#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH T - T!!!!#literally tears streaming down my face ‘But I think of you like a little brother!#You’ve heard of laser beam that make you read one piece#get ready for laser beam that makes you REREAD one piece#srsly. do it. I didn’t care about characters like bellamy or shirahoshi or even momonosuke all that much on my first read through#IM OBSESSED NOW. I LOVE HARUDJIN THE GIANT TOO AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HIM T - T!!! I ALSO DIDNT CARE ABOUT KATAKURI LIKE AT ALL#NOW I CANT GET ENOUGH#also what the actual heck guys. I know its only been a couple of months since wano ended.#but why aren’t there any fics centred on luffy and momo being brothers… There’s like one on ao3 and it’s in italian…#PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING SO HARD ON LUFFY BEING THE OLDER BROTHER/MENTOR TO BOTH MOMO AND SHIRAHOSHI#IM SO MAD#SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO ARE BOTH THE CHOSEN ONES ; - ;!!! AND LUFFY HAS BEEN PROHPESIZED TO HELP GUIDE THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS!!!#eg shirahoshi hearing the voices of the sea kings and momo hearing zunesha#both times luffy hasn’t been able to talk to them… but he’s been able to guide his younger siblings to use their powers properly#No im fr obsessed with luffy and shirahoshi and momo WHERE THE GOD DAMN FANFICTION AAAGFRGEHSHHSHSHS#LUFFY TREATING SHIRAHOSHI AND MOMO THE SAME WAY ACE TREATED HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER T - T#KILL ME AAAAA1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1#99 percent of all tags on my posts are just me freaking out LMAOOOO
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really charmed by the previous dragon age pcs and companions now mostly being in their forties and fifties, the problem for me now though trying to draw them is that looking at reference photos of people in their forties and fifties nets you everything from 'could be late twenties' to 'ancient wizard'
#why couldn't we just like. grow a couple spots every ten years. and you count them. ridges on a horn maybe#people are so poorly designed in terms of artistic convenience#im persevering but first person to comment in a tag that so and so doesn't look old enough or young enough is getting the laser beam#talkin
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is this anything
#star trek#deep space nine#ds9#quark#odo#quodo#because i say so#zaps this au with my laser beams#my art#i was gonna do the sequence where spongebob gets pulled around by the wind but drawing walking poses is NOT fun#theyre the errand boys bye
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Season 1 Arin...
#guys I miss when he was silly#why do every sunshine character gets hit by the angst laser beam :(#ninjago arin#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#m00n doodles
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if you beat amon in dead souls kiryu gets an orbital death laser. just so you know
#it’s so fucking FUNNY hdsjsgahxhsjh it’s WILD he just. he just presses a button on his little ipad thing and#DISINTEGRATES ZOMBIES ON SIGHT WITH A DEMONIC ENERGY BEAM FROM THE SKY#oh? oh you thought Ichiban in 2021 was the first yakuza character to get an orbital laser attack?#jokes on you DEAD SOULS did it first in fucking 2012#and in the funniest possible way. ie: adding it as a weapon you can only get if you complete all substories complete all subterranea#missions and defeat zombie/ghost/demon amon. and when you achieve those things there’s no fanfare. no gravitas. you just get a text from bob#that says. i have something for you. come to naomi’s.#and with zero explanation kiryu gets. an infinite-durability orbital death laser#you really don’t get this type of obscure silliness in the franchise these days#and dead souls is just. one of a fucking kind#ridiculous#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rgg#yakuza dead souls#dead souls#rambling
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what if . fenhawke domestic au .
ft my best friend eadan hawke and their daughter adelaide
#blasting them with the dad beam#im like superman except instead of laser through your abdomen you get a kid and a wedding#dragon age 2#dragon age#da2#da2 fanart#fenris#fenris da2#hawke#da2 hawke#my art#eadan hawke
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What if the way Mango learns is that Dark tells him? And thinks it a normal thing to admit to? Like "oh yeah, I turned my creator into a stick figure so I could kill him, and I also stabbed the kids he adopted in front of him because I wanted to suffer as much as possible. Apparently they all ended up getting brought back though." Or something along those lines where it is clear who he's talking about.
MAN. i feel like King would just break from being told that casually.
#'yeah so i killed everyone! and uh. the other creation he made me laser-beamed me to the edge of death which is why i look like this.'#'...what's that look about. why are you looking at me like that' “...what is WRONG with you?”#tommy's stickmen tag#if king asks why they did it they just kind of shrug and say 'it just happened'#they have a lot of different excuses. 'they just happened to be in the way.' 'they wouldn't have been happy around alan anyway'.#'it doesn't matter when they came back anyway.' 'alan deserved it. it doesn't matter.'#and i feel like it does get to them slowly as they realize how much Chosen and SC hate them for it#as well as the fact that they scared not only king but also CHOSEN#but they're pretty deep into their status as a murderous criminal and would be deeper if Chosen didn't keep stopping them every time#it's easier to pretend they're right#in truth they're really not sure what they want anymore#especially not when they realize they're still scared of alan
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I'm surprised I haven't had any anons come in telling me that referring to my trans characters pre-transition with their agab's pronouns is transphobic or something. because guess what bitch!!! that's what I, a trans person, do with myself!!
#(some of my characters refer to their past selves with their current pronouns. it varies. like blueberry calls her past self a girl)#delete later#watch somebody will come out of the woodwork like 'uhm actually that IS transphobic-'#shoots you with my laser beam eyes#i am NOT in the mood to be nice about that right now. if you do that do not be surprised if i get snippy with you#imagine saying 'you are writing being trans wrong' to another trans person. couldn't be me#*BLACKBERRY sorry
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why is xisuma in mcc pride but etho isn't? this is gayboy erasure
#i'm about to get hit with the xisumasays laser beam if i don't stop this right now#i'm sorry i can't help myself.#please don't show xisuma my account ..#guys i love xisuma. srsly. he is just so easy to make fun of ......... ....#he's like the problematic uncle at a family dinner who keeps trying to bring up andrew tate and everyone is like... please shut up#that was mean...#horsemeatposting
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you know how double face go on and on about living in the darkness and belonging there.
bam! spotlight
#was going to phrase this nicely but cant get the words bam! spotlight out of my head#bam! spotlight#enstars#looked at their previous cards to make sure btw and madara’s eye card has the green lights and lasers#kohaku’s no name yet one his face is in shadow iirc#their tour events dont have something like this either#sceret service might come close but again. this is specifically one big beam of spotlight directed straight at him#the whole mv has more of a romanticized version of their whole deal#people in white suits etc#and then madara ending up in the newspaper.#you see what im getting at?#the whole spotlight thing there is like. a fun spy adventure thing! not a ‘we make unwanted ppl disappear’ thing
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sitting at the bus stop 🚏 rn so barely protected from the summer sun . keep me safe and shaded please!
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Breaking: Youtubers have officially reached third grade media comprehension. Suspension of disbelief breakthrough expected soon.
#YouTube#pokemon#shorts#i just can't get over when grown ass adults breathlessly explain something everyone figured out when they were nine#like do they seriously think this is news?#like#yeah#pokemon turning into laser beams with pre-industrial technologies doesn’t maje sense
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(Okay that’s all the “x character’s reaction to Aka” questions I have)
As Aka is quite the active shikigami, her clothes must get pretty damaged and dirty after a while. How would the Yakumos keep their outfits so nice and pristine? Do they have a tailor? I would imagine the tabard is quite important for the Look of a Yakumo (and especially Aka’s shawl cause you know).
this is why i released yakumo aoi into the world. she is the tailor. that aside i also assume their outfits are made of something really difficult to break like tsuchigumo string or something similar. aesthetics are crucial, after all
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took the screenshot thinking this was what would cause me the most emotional damage but then i met the 'resident' of the next zone
#me.txt#hades spoilers#hades ii#god i was so close to chronos but then i fell victim to hubris and got fuckng laser beamed by money again#hrrn#it's funny because usually i get killed by scylla OR i don't and i make it all the way to tartarus#this boss is fine#and then in tartarus i get laser beamed to death by money#anyway i love scylla but i wish she would stop summoning a billion fish because it makes my computer lag
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