#get it? like its britney bitch

[indigrassy]

It's river, birch

[its-avalon-08]

Nico Rosberg x reader, age gap, she's at a GP. Jenson Button is her friend, and he introduced Nico with a "This is Britney!"

its britney bitch (nr6)

anon note : I forgot to clarify, about Nico x musician reader, the age gap she could be just 3-5 years younger than him....

The roar of the engines vibrated through your chest as you stood beside Jenson in the Monaco paddock. The air crackled with a mix of nervous energy and adrenaline, a feeling you were very familiar with despite not being the one behind the wheel. Jenson, your best friend since your teenage days in the McLaren Young Driver Programme, was gearing up for another shot at the podium.

"Alright (Y/N), ready for some action?" Jenson grinned, his usual infectious enthusiasm washing over you.

"Always," you replied, returning the smile. You weren't a driver yourself, but music was your track, and the high-octane world of Formula One was your melody. You were here not just to support Jenson, but also to perform at the after-race party.

Suddenly, Jenson nudged you with his elbow, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Speaking of action, check out this driver I want you to meet." He turned towards a tall blonde man walking towards them, his face etched with a determined focus.

"Hey Jenson," the man greeted, his voice surprisingly melodic for someone who seemed to live life in the fast lane.

"Nico, this is (Y/N)," Jenson said, a playful smirk tugging at his lips. "(Y/N), this is... Britney."

You blinked, thrown for a loop. Britney? A nickname for a championship contender like Nico Rosberg? Before you could question it, Jenson winked. You realised it was a reference to the good-natured paddock ribbing Nico often faced about his supposedly "pop star-ish" looks.

Nico, catching your surprised expression, chuckled, a hint of amusement crinkling the corners of his eyes. "Jenson's a comedian, don't mind him. I'm Nico." He extended a hand towards you, and you took it, surprised by the warmth that spread through your palm.

"Nice to meet you, Nico," you replied, your voice a touch breathless. There was something undeniably captivating about him, an aura of quiet intensity that hummed beneath the surface.

The conversation flowed easily, despite the age gap of four years between you. You discovered a shared passion for electronic music, Nico confessing a secret love for your latest album. He listened intently as you spoke about your upcoming performance, his blue eyes sparkling with genuine interest.

The playful banter between you and Nico was undeniable. You teased him about his "Britney" nickname, and he countered with a playful jab about your supposed rockstar lifestyle. The air crackled with a current that had nothing to do with the high-powered engines surrounding you.

By the time Jenson was called away for a pre-race briefing, you and Nico were lost in your own conversation, oblivious to the world around you. As you laughed at one of his witty remarks, a thrill shot through you. It was clear this wasn't just a casual paddock meet-and-greet; there was a spark, an undeniable connection.

The sound of roaring engines jolted you back to reality. The race was about to begin. You squeezed Nico's arm playfully. "Go get 'em, champ," you said, a teasing lilt in your voice.

Nico's smile widened, the amusement in his eyes deepening. "I will," he promised, his voice a low rumble. "But you better be ready to celebrate after I win. Maybe you can give me a private concert later?"

A blush crept up your cheeks, and you couldn't help but return the flirt. "We'll see how you perform, Nico Rosberg, or should I say Britney?"

The starting lights went out, and the roar of the crowd drowned out your playful banter. But as you watched Nico storm off to the grid, his focused expression masking the amusement you'd sparked in his eyes, you knew this was just the beginning of your story. The race might have been about speed, but the connection you'd felt with Nico Rosberg promised a different kind of exhilarating ride.

time skip

Weeks after the Monaco Grand Prix, the afterglow of your first meeting with Nico lingered. You exchanged playful texts, Nico inquiring about upcoming gigs and you sending him interview snippets praising his driving prowess. Finally, a free weekend between races offered the perfect opportunity to bridge the gap between the roar of the racetrack and the rhythmic pulse of your music.

Nico, ever the thrill-seeker, suggested a visit to his home track in Germany. Intrigued by the world that fueled his passion, you readily agreed. Stepping into the sterile white paddock felt like entering a different universe. The air hummed with the precise efficiency of a well-oiled machine, a stark contrast to the electric chaos of your backstage routine.

Nico, in his element, gave you a guided tour. He pointed out the meticulous engineering of his car, explaining the intricate dance between driver and machine that achieved such heart-stopping speeds. You listened with rapt attention, his technical jargon punctuated by bursts of laughter as you teased him about his "need for speed" addiction.

Later, as you sat by the pit lane, the setting sun casting an orange glow over the track, Nico's demeanor softened. He confessed the immense pressure that came with being a driver, the constant scrutiny, the relentless pursuit of victory. You, in turn, shared the challenges of the music industry, the fleeting fame, the vulnerability of pouring your soul into every song.

Suddenly, the differences between your worlds seemed to melt away. You both understood the exhilarating pressure of performing, the constant push to be the best, the vulnerability of putting your heart on display for the world to see. A comfortable silence settled between you, a shared understanding blooming beneath the vast, star-studded sky.

The evening continued at a cozy restaurant tucked away in a nearby town. You played him snippets of your new music on your phone, the raw emotion in your voice resonating with him. He, in turn, shared stories from the road, the camaraderie with his team, the adrenaline rush of a perfectly executed race. The conversation flowed effortlessly, punctuated by laughter and stolen glances that spoke volumes.

As the night drew to a close, standing outside his hotel, a comfortable silence settled. Neither of you wanted the night to end. Tentatively, Nico reached out, brushing a stray strand of hair from your face. The touch sent shivers down your spine. He leaned in slowly, his eyes searching yours.

"This," he murmured, his voice husky, "might be riskier than any race I've ever driven."

You met him halfway, the kiss a delicious mix of excitement and newfound connection. The world of Formula One and the world of music might seem like polar opposites, but in that moment, under the soft glow of the streetlights, they felt like two sides of the same coin - a thrilling pursuit of passion, fueled by a connection that promised to be as exhilarating as the fastest race.

[teapotteringabout]

Stingray Ep 1

It's me again, doing those reviews I promised. Episode 1, lets go:

Recently voted in @tv21pollshowdown / @room-on-broom 's Stingray Episode Tournament to be the absolute best of the bunch. Personally I don't agree, but we'll get to my favourites later. That said, you may have noticed I've popped it into Glorious GLORIOUS because it's definitely one of the best, and serves its First Episode job perfectly.

For starters, the start. Literally. It's the dramatic words "Stand by for action!", a literal explosion and Bob on the Battle Bongos earns his paycheque. The rest of the intro theme is trombone and bongo-heavy, very fast, very stirring, and a masterful weaving of two of the main musical motifs we hear throughout the show. It's Barry Gray, baby! You could argue that every episode has this in their favour but for episode 1, I think the theme hits especially hard.

We're also introduced to our main cast: Troy Tempest, Phones, Commander Shore, Atlanta Shore, Marina, X20, Titan and the Aquaphibians. And Fisher! Even Fisher is in episode 1. Good for him.

I do love the WAY some of these characters are introduced. Troy is an aquanaut who has a fascination with the sea (naturally), so we first see him through an aquarium. Phones is the chill one, so here he is, chilling out.

My favourite introduction is probably X20's, the very first non-human character we meet. The shot of the mysterious island, the eerie warble of the strings, the pan to the shuttered window, then BAM IT'S BRITNEY BITCH:

Then we get the precursor to TOS's Operation Cover-Up, only much fancier, and X-20's charming abode turns into charming evil lair.

(the gifs are fast because they were too chonky so I had to cut some frames haha)

It's during this scene that we're first introduced to Titan. Personally I think it's a shame our first look at him is on a black and white screen. You could argue that we still get the full impact of his majesty later, but I think I'd prefer it if we just heard his voice to start with. When we do meet him, he's a great villain, featuring the booming tones of Ray Barrett who 'curls' his voice just enough to differentiate it from Shore's. We meet him with the camera looking up at him, because he only looks down on people, you see. I love his design, particularly the Hellenistic swirls in his beard.

Speaking of Titan, I love how his throneroom isn't the typical evil lair. It was the first UK show to be filmed in colour, so the art team went all-in with bright colours everywhere (also because they were still learning about cinemtographic colour). Why should evil characters lurk in the dark all the time? Be like Titan. Bust out the glitter carpet and the ginormous pearls!

Finally, Marina's introduction. When I first saw her I was blown away by how beautifully-crafted this puppet was. She stands out. No other lady has such long hair, and every episode it's in an intricate coiffure. Pretty much all the other female puppets have a heart-shaped face, while her's is oval. She is an icon, she is the moment.

In terms of plot, it's simple but effective. We're sort of in media res, straight to the point with the aquaphibians blowing shit up, here are your cast, Stingray is attacked and the crew captured. Then we have the beautifully drawn out Trial by Teufel scene.

If Teufel looks away from Troy within a marine minute (about 1 and a half Terranean minutes it would seem), then Troy is guilty of 'crimes against the underwater nations' and will be executed. The timer is a vial of dripping water, coloured red for the camera, and the sound of the drip like the ticking of the clock, combined with the tense string notes makes for a very gripping marine minute. Of course, Troy almost makes it to the end before Teufel turns his back on him at the last moment, thus declaring him guilty.

Cut to the next scene, and Troy, Phones and Marina work together for the first time as a team to escape. The action is swift and effective, but I won't lie, it leaves me wanting more. The aquaphibians seem overtaken very quickly, I demand more blood! Obviously the puppets are limited in their range of movement, but it would have been cool to have a proper Stingray battle in the first episode. That's something that get's rectified in its 'sequel', but we'll get to that.

Finally, everyone's gathered round the Shore dining table (including Fisher!!) and Atlanta realises she's in a love triangle. Thankfully, it's not one that lasts long, but again, we'll get to that.

There's a couple of things in the plot that I don't really understand. When Stingray goes missing and an aerial search turns up nothing, Shore's next move is to nuke that area of the ocean. It never happens thankfully, but aren't there any other submarines that could investigate? You know, considering Stingray is a submarine and might be on the ocean floor? Now, in fairness, according to Stingray: Adventures in Videcolor (Andrew Pixley 2022), in the original version of the script, Shore had a few extra lines were he detailed that this mysterious underwater enemy (Titan) had sunk 5 ships already, killing hundreds (p244). So in his mind, with their ultimate submarine supposedly lost, an all-out retaliatory attack makes more sense. But that's not in the final episode, and I'd rather judge the series on its face value rather than using supplementary material to inform me. This will crop up again in the next one, believe me.

Now we get the first rendition of 'Aqua Marina' in the end credits, which I'm only talking about in this episode 1 review. It's a beautiful song, but it's perhaps the main reason why Troy has this love rat reputation. Oh, he'll have a few instances of 'love rat' behaviour in the episodes for real. But the slideshow of him hanging out with Marina while Atlanta looks wistfully at his photograph is pretty damning, regardless of the actual content of the episode. As we'll discover, most of the series doesn't actually contain the love triangle, with it mostly ending by episode 10 at the latest, but this end credits sequence alone makes you think it lasts all the way. It makes you wonder if there was more planned for the love triangle arc, but it was ultimately done away with?

Over all though, it's a terrific episode. Writing it out now, I realise how good it is so I can see why it won the poll. It's not my favourite, but it's a solid S tier all the same. Glorious, in fact.

[generational-atrophy]

Yandere ivan and tsundere s/o please. Like how he handle them and ofc his patience 😨

yandere! hetalia russia with a tsundere s/o

0.5k words ~ gender neutral headcanons

tw: typical yandere tws, unhealthy relationships

a/n: its britney bitch

Ivan is typically quite a patient man. But when it comes to his darlings, his calm kindness is thrown out of the window. There’s only so much screaming and crying he can take before he’ll tape your mouth shut.

He expected you to despise him at first, he’s not that oblivious. He knows how prickly you can be on the regular, and being kidnapped would obviously… exacerbate that quickly.

But the longer you yell and push him away, the more violent he’d become. His first breaking point would result in his screaming back about how he hates you just as much, (followed by a night of desperately squeezing you and apologising), but his final breaking point would result in a bloody mess.

Don’t push him that far. You won’t be able to push him into killing you, but your “brattiness” may force him to get real close.

However, if you’re more willing to give in to his affection occasionally, you two would have quite a… strange relationship.

At the end of the day, Ivan wants a simple domestic relationship with you. But, he doesn’t mind a little challenge. He did choose you, even with your tsundere attitude, after all.

He’ll tighten his leash on you just because he knows you’ll resist and then happily take the opportunity to remind you who you belong to.

When you’re in public, he won’t protest when you slap his hand away, but don’t try to act like that when you two are alone. Going out in public is a privilege, after all.

“Don’t say that, my love… someone may think you are being serious.” He laughs, his gaze resting on your pouting face as one looks at a misbehaving child. He wasn’t wrong, as a couple of other patrons looked up from their shopping for a moment to look at you two.

“I am being serious! You- you’re so controlling, whoever said that I wanted you in my life anyway!”

His grip on your hand instantly tightens, very nearly crushing your fingers with his unnatural strength,

“Did I stutter when I said not to say that, dear? Or… perhaps you would like to see what happens when you do? I will warn you, I have had a bad day.”

When his violet eyes meet yours again, you know not to speak up again. Not today, at least.

Don’t reject his gifts. He would take that incredibly personally. 

However, when you start to warm up only to act like your tsundere self again, he gets less angry and more… hurt. He doesn’t mind playful inconsistency, but if you’re genuinely so hot and cold, he ends up upset. 

His being upset is the most dangerous thing for him to be. He’ll swing wildly between obsessive love and pure hatred, mimicking your own tsundere behaviour. 

But other than that, it’d go… alright. Whenever you get offended by offhanded comments he makes, he immediately apologizes. Even if the reason is silly, he never wants to see you upset.

He may be completely socially inept, but he can still tell the difference between you hating him and hating something he said. He’ll break the first case out of you, but even yandere Ivan doesn’t like hurting you (when it comes to emotional stuff.)

And when he finally breaks your bratty resistance, he’s overjoyed! Once you’re content being mindless and affectionate, you’ll be a perfectly happy couple.

[shannendoherty-fans]

Vogue — Opinion

Team Brenda Forever

By Fiorella Valdesolo

July 15, 2024

Photo: Courtesy Everett Collection

“TV’s brashest 21-year-old talks revealingly about her wild past, her brief engagement, and ‘people who think I’m a bitch,’” the coverline next to a picture of Shannen Doherty reads on a 1992 issue of People magazine. A year later, on another People cover: “Out of Control! These days, Beverly Hills’ hard-partying, check-bouncing bad girl may be going way too far.”

In the ’90s—before a wave of early-aughts tabloids and bloggers like Perez Hilton made a mint lampooning young, female celebrities like Lindsay and Britney and Paris—Shannen Doherty was popular fodder. Drunken nights out, shotgun marriages, fights at the club, court-appointed anger-management classes, and other run-ins with the law were breathlessly chronicled for a celebrity-obsessed public thirsty to see the unraveling of the stars they tuned in to watch every week. Doherty was deemed unhinged, branded a liability. How the media treated her (and Drew Barrymore, too, for that matter) was a template for the years to follow, when such cruelty would become ever more commonplace and, with the dawn of social media, ever more accessible. Doherty was branded a bad girl; she was called difficult, a notoriously loaded term when lobbed at women.

But for teenage me, those were the very labels that made me fiercely love her. They were labels that Brenda Walsh, the character that arguably made Doherty most famous, had already confronted onscreen. When Beverly Hills, 90210 debuted in 1990, I was in junior high and already deeply familiar with Doherty from her roles as Jenny on Little House on the Prairie, Kris Witherspoon (opposite tween dream Chad Allen) on Our House, and as one of the titular mean girls in the seminal 1980s film Heathers. Brenda Walsh (played by a then 19-year-old Doherty) was introduced to audiences as a wide-eyed girl from Minnesota with a stretchy headband, mousy brown hair, and pastel-hued wardrobe who, along with her goody-two-shoes twin brother, Brandon, had been plopped into the decadence and debauchery of LA. “Nobody knows me here—I could be anybody, I could be somebody,” Brenda says to her brother on the show’s first episode as she anxiously considers what to wear on her first day at a school in a city that was definitely not Minneapolis. Beverly Hills, 90210 would dive into taboo topics like AIDS, domestic violence, eating disorders, suicide, and drug abuse, becoming a runaway hit for producer Aaron Spelling. All these years later, the show remains the pinnacle of teen drama, and Brenda its queen. (Let’s face it: The seasons after Spelling booted Doherty from the cast could never measure up, even with the addition of Tiffani Thiessen’s chaos-courting Valerie Malone.)

Photo: Courtesy Everett Collection

Over the course of the four seasons that Doherty was on 90210, Brenda would grow and shift, both in her look (along came the bodysuits, high-waist jeans, endlessly imitated dark brown hair with blunt bangs, and that signature knowing smirk) and her identity. We watched her decide to have sex for the first time (an episode that famously raised conservative eyebrows); contend with a pregnancy scare; fight and make up and break up (to the tune of R.E.M.’s “Losing My Religion”) with Dylan; rebel against her parents’ arcane rules; try on new personas (bonjour, Brenda Dubois); get arrested (for protesting animal testing, naturally); and face the aftermath of a best friend’s betrayal. Yet Brenda would also face well-publicized backlash from fans of the show, as people began to conflate the character with Doherty’s off-screen behavior. (There was even a popular ’90s zine called the I Hate Brenda Newsletter.)

Brenda—or was it Shannen?—became the girl people loved to hate. Doherty once said in an interview: “People couldn’t separate me from her, and I got sick of people assuming that I was as naughty and bad as Brenda was. It was all very hurtful.” Though one was fictionalized, they were both up against the complicated pressures of adolescence and wanting to be taken seriously. Both on television and off, Doherty was passionate, she was intense, she was straightforward, she was self-assured, and for all these reasons, she was dismissed and poorly regarded. For those of us navigating our own coming of age, and simultaneously facing harsh judgment from our families and peers, we saw ourselves in Brenda—and, in turn, in Shannen. I know I did.

When the news broke this week that Doherty had died from cancer, prompting an outpouring of social media tributes and Instagram messages from saddened friends, I saw that others felt the same way. Part of the sadness seemed to come from how hard Doherty had fought to live; she’d recently shared on her excellent and refreshingly candid podcast Let’s Be Clear how hopeful she felt about a new course of chemotherapy.

But for many of my fellow Gen X’ers and older millennials, we’d also lost a part of ourselves. We loved Shannen Doherty, we idolized her, but most of all, at some point, we saw ourselves in a version of her. We were all a little wild once; we were all a little difficult. We were all a little Brenda.

[just-a-bi-boy]

Quick background about this story. Brandon is a buddy of mine since middle school. He left for the Air Force like two years ago. Came back briefly after boot camp, but then stationed in Okinawa for two years. Him and his fiance came home this past weekend to visit. A bunch of us hung out for awhile. I drive them back to thier hotel. They invited me to get one last drink at the hotel bar. So it was me, Brandon, and Britney.

At the table just talking and Britney blurts out that Brandon had told her about how we played when we were younger. And she asked what I enjoyed most about it. I wasn't sure how much detail he had gotten into with her, so I just told her he was pretty good at giving me a blow job. They both laughed. Brit then tells me that Brandon told her I was well hung and an amazing fuck! I was taken by surprise. But that wasn't even the beginning. She then says, I wanna watch it happen. We got up to thier room. Clothes quickly came off. Brit was gorgeous. Small little body, handful of tits, and a bare cunt. Brandon had put on some muscle and looked amazing. I was surprised to see he had shaven all his body. I always enjoyed his fuzzy chest. Brandon told me to lie down. He took one side of the bed and Brit took the other. My dick was rock hard, pointing north. Next thing I know, they're both sucking on me. Fuck it felt amazing! I love having my cock worshipped. Britney was saying how big it was. Brandon was a good 6, but couldn't compare to my 9. They sucked for a bit, kissing as they reached the head. Britney looked at Brandon and said, i know you want to get fucked, but can i please try it first? Not sure Brandon was expecting that, but he told her yes. She straddled my hips, Brandon placing my cock at her wet slit. She slowly started taking me in. My god was she tight. She started whining after just a few inches. She looked at Brandon and said, "fuck, he's so big" and she took more and more. Brandon started kissing her. Her cunt was dripping down my cock. Brandon's hands on her shoulders. He pushed her down, filling her cunt with my 9 inches. She whine out in pain. "It's the biggest I've ever had, thank you for letting me have it, baby," she says to Brandon. She starts riding me, bucking back and forth until she cums on me. I fuck back, forcing more cock into her. She yells she's gonna cum again and i feel a gush of liquid flow down my balls. Brandon smiles and said, "baby you just squirted!" She says probably because I'm so big. Now I wanna see you take it, baby she tells Brandon. He assumed the position. Brandon had the best arch of any dude I've ever met. I placed my cock at his lubed hole. I pushed my head in. He winced and said, "its been awhile, go easy" I slowly push myself in. He starts purring, arching even more. As I push in, he's pushing back until my pubes are touching his ass cheeks. "Baby, you got it all, that's so hot," Britney says to him. He was finally getting used to my cock again when he asked me to stop. I thought maybe it was too much for him to be doing in front of Brit. But what he wanted was to fuck Brit while I fucked him. Once in that position, I started pounding him, trying to rearrange his guts. I was forcing him to fuck her hard as well. She yells out, "fuck me Mike" So I start really giving it to him. Brandon was moaning like a bitch. He starts whining, "I'm gonna cum." I pull out and slam back in with hard thrusts. He starts cumming! My ass tightens up. "I'm ready to nut. Want me to pull out," I asked. Britney yells, "breed his pussy!" And that's all it took. I started erupting inside of him. Filling his gut with my warm seed! We all collasped in the bed. We all fell asleep in a cuddled mess.

[zoya-not-soy-sauce]

·:¨༺ ♱✮♱⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧

🫧 Being a teenage girl is a canon event I’m living through purely out of spite 🫧

╰┈➤ Hi. My name is 「 ✦ Zoya ✦ 」

╰┈➤ She/her

╰┈➤ Old enough to seduce your mum

╰┈➤ Young enough for my body count to be higher than my age. Which body count I’m referring to? Wouldn’t you like to know.

╰┈➤ Proud Slytherin, if that wasn’t already obvious.

╰┈➤ Perfectly capable of committing murder and getting away with it, if that wasn’t already obvious.

╰┈➤ Cupioromantic and abrosexual

𐙚ೃ⁀➷ ──୨ৎ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋-ˋˏ

My intro post may be colourful but my soul is as pitch black as the coffee I drink.

Don’t tag me in stupid shit.

Feel free to 🫧not🫧 interact with me if you don’t like what I post. Let a girl live, yeah? 💋 And maybe, just maybe, she’ll return that favour.

Normalise saying “Men ☕️” as often as men say “Women ☕️”. Two can play this game, bitch.

I draw the line at racism, queerphobia and discrimination in general. Other than that, what is this world without its haters who aren’t afraid to state their opinions, am I right?

People I know:

@flo-fortescue Some Hufflepuff guy who hopefully gets a boyfriend soon, so that there’s one less dude chasing after me and my girls.

@august-ollivander Absolutely no risk that he’ll ever chase after me and my girls, but if I were Florean I’d go there.

@amelia---bones I mean, am I right or am I right? Nobody is safe from those two pining disasters.

@alice-fortesc-ur-mum Your Italian is trash. Do better, girl 🎀

Scrolled this far? Good. I am now officially taking your “n-word pass” from you, if you have one. Those thangs are utter BS 💋✨ No need to thank me, I get enough of that already for simply existing.

My twitter is @zoyanotsoysauce.

[yae-energy]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ╰┈─✩ ˚ ‧ random thoughts ‧ ˚

✧˖° synopsis : random headcanons i have pertaining to jjk

✧˖° cast and crew : yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, nobara kugisaki

.ᐟ content warnings : cursing, me just rambling

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ authors note : just smth to post ! some of these i’ve probably posted about on here? but y’all will be seeing them again just cause i wanna expand on some of them 😝

-

yuji <3

- he’s allergic to animal dander but still pets dogs and cats and stuff cause he simply just doesn’t care. but because of this, he forgets that he needs to wash his hands after playing with them, so if he ends up toughing his face his eyes get all swollen and he’s all itchy

- he listens to britney spears when he cleans ! sorry, i don’t make the rules. he also blasts it really loud and megumi is absolutely sick of it LMAO

- his favorite way to pass time is play thumb wars with megumi. he never wins but he genuinely finds joy in it cause no one else wants to play since he beats everyone else

- he uses inside jokes he made with someone else on other people who don’t know the context and thinks its funny. cause ultimately they end up confused and just kinda smile and nod

- hates any “fresh linen” scents cause it gives him a headache

- has a peanut allergy and will still try to eat shit containing said allergen

- calls nobara’s hair a “fuck ass bob”

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megumi <3

- keeps the volume on all his devices on at an even number. yes he gets irritated if it’s not

- he loves apple juice, like bro will actually down a whole gallon and still want another

- his favorite snack is apples and peanut butter

- he is allergic to most seafood

- he loves doing crossword puzzles ! like he’ll knock them shits out so fast it’s insane. he’s great at finding all the bigger words too

- prefers overhead headphones and has like 6 different pairs to go with different outfits (he also let nobara and yuji put stickers on them)

- he is a plain milk drinker

- he prefers savory over sweet, and loves to snack on crunchy foods

- he skips every other step when he goes up the stairs

~

nobara <3

- she was a movie star planet player

- her favorite food changes every few weeks so she never has had an actual “favorite food” , and that’s the same reason why she doesn’t have a favorite color

- she is an apple juice hater and loves orange juice. her and megumi argue over this constantly

- she cant cut her nails properly and always has maki do it for her

- she sleeps with socks on and is trying to get megumi and yuji to see her vision, she has yet to succeed though

- she doesn’t like mustard or mayonnaise

- she’s allergic to pollen and grass

- she hates jello

- loves coffee but doesn’t drink it much cause she’s worried about it staining her teeth

- doesn’t like cake icing

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ysl production credits : inspired by a conversation i had with @romiantic

⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ tags : @morosis-haze @jogeto @mypimpademia @ivanari @planetlunaa @cosmiles @milesmolasses @chinieh @romiantic @stqrriichiigo

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⤑ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ closing notes : def making a part 2 to this cause i need EVERYONE to hear my thoughts 😋. anyhow, love y’all, and drink some water cause it’s still hot as a bitch outside.

- xoxo, yves

[a-whispering-echo]

Killer playlist

does anyone else make playlists for their favourite characters?

Number of songs - 104 (i think, dont quote me on it)

if anyone has some they want to add to the list, add them in the comments, i'll add them :)

anyway, list of songs that remind me of Killer (its 2000's pop, that what it is) :

Måneskin - I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE 

Billie Eilish - bad guy

Sohodolls - Bang Bang Bang Bang

Billie Eilish - bury a friend

Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy

Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do

Ke$ha - Die Young

The Crane Wives - Tongues & Teeth

UPSAHL - People I Don’t Like

Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Britney Spears - Criminal

Creep-P - Exorcism

CHOST - Appetite of a People-Pleaser

GHOST - Amygdala's Rag Doll

VocaCircus - Circus Monster

Skillet - Monster

Sam Tinnesz - Play With Fire

KARMA (Circus-P & Creep-P) - (this one specifically)

OneRepublic - Everybody Loves Me

Weathers - Happy Pills

twenty one pilots: Heavydirtysoul

MARINA - Bubblegum Bitch

MARNIA -Hermit the Frog

MARINA - Oh No! 

Lady Gaga - Judas

Lady Gaga - Applause

Iggy Azalea - Black Widow

Sub Urban & Bella Poarch - INFERNO

Mad Tsai - killer queen

Set It Off - Partners In Crime

Rihanna - S&M

MARINA - HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me

Lady Gaga - Government Hooker

WILDFIRE!! (Cover)【JubyPhonic】

The Ready Set - Killer

MARNIA- Primadonna

Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again

Repo!The Genetic Opera-Zydrate Anatomy Lyrics

The Crane Wives - Metaphor

melanie martinez - Soap

Allie X - Simon Says

Dresden Dolls // Girl Anachronism

Cut/Clap - The Stereosexuals

IN MY MOUTH - BLACK DRESSES

Alec Benjamin - If I Killed Someone For You

Set it off - Killer In The Mirror

ADDED BY OTHERS

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

I Can't Decide - Scissor sisters

Copycat - VocaCircus

トゥール - MARETU

Måneskin - THE DRIVER (it wont let me access the vid for some reason, so hope it does for you!

Get Scared - Sarcasm (TW guys! I personally cant listen to this song anymore, use to all the time.)

The Distortionist - GHOST

Set It Off - Something New

HEARTSTEEL - PARANOIA

Creep-P - Something Changed

Nico Collins - Set Me Free

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

A woman drives fast along the California freeway with the radio screaming, delirious with grief. She does this every morning, dressing quickly in her Beverly Hills home so as to leave no time to think. Changing lanes is like a dance the way she's trained herself to do it, seamlessly and to the beat. She walks barefoot into gas stations, rinsing down pills with warm Coca-Cola and chatting mindlessly with the attendants. Her marriage is over. Her showbiz career is dead. Her child has been taken away. She is known to cry at parties or get carried home; close friends have come to believe she's insane. It is only on the freeway, when the music is loud, that she can forget what's become of her life. To fall asleep she imagines herself on the road: "The Hollywood to the San Bernardino and straight on out, past Barstow, past Baker, driving straight on into the hard white empty core of the world."

How chic the story sounds the way Joan Didion tells it in her 1970 novel Play It as It Lays. The woman is a trainwreck but a sharp and glamorous one, numbing out on pills as a critique of moral rot in 1960s Tinseltown. Books are great that way. Played out in real life in the year 2007, the tale loses its cool; now the woman is a punchline whose endless personal disasters keep a burgeoning new media economy afloat. It seemed that every week, or sometimes even every day, brought a hysterical new headline regarding the downward spiral of America's pop princess. ("HELP ME!" "INSANE!" "OUT OF CONTROL!") "We serialize Britney Spears. She's our President Bush," said TMZ founder Harvey Levin in a gruesome Rolling Stone cover story from early 2008, which began with Britney wailing in a San Fernando Valley shopping mall as a crowd closed around her with their Sidekick smartphones brandished. "I don't know who you think I am, bitch," 26-year-old Spears snarled to a shopgirl approaching for a photo. "But I'm not that person."

...

"Do you feel out of control in your life?" asks an interviewer off-screen in Britney: For the Record, the MTV documentary on Spears' "post-breakdown" life released at the end of 2008. That February, she had been placed against her will under the conservatorship of her father and former business manager, which would last for the next 13 years. "No, I don't feel it's out of control. I think it's too in control," Spears answers without pause. "There's no excitement. There's no passion. It's like Groundhog Day every day." The camera pulls in close as she wipes away her tears. "When did you last feel free?" the man asks later. "When I got to drive my car a lot," she wistfully replies. "I haven't been able to drive my car."

Meaghan Garvey, "Blackout Album Review"

[aechii]

heyyy can i request some angst where neymar cheats on reader with some model and he gets manipulative because he wants reader to stay with him but eventually she asks kylian for help because she loves neymar but wants to leave him and she has no idea how? like kylian is reader’s best friend so he gets very protective please?

₍⁠₍ HARD 2 LET GO ₎⁠₎

PAiRiNG ?! toxic!neymar x black!femreader , bestfriend!kylian x black!femreader (?)

GENRE ?! angst

C/W ?! cheating, controlling behaviour from none other than neymar, unrequited love because i love this trope hehe, kylian = second lead, when the second lead is better than the first lead, reader deserves better, toxic (by britney spears) relationship, neymar is aged down to 26, kiss kiss, did i mention CHEATING?!?!?

A/N ?! before i say ANYTHING, i wanna thank @jaehyunsblkgf for being the faceclaim of this fic !! gorgeous, just absolutely gorgeous 🖤

i have two more cheating requests to write, and i'm genuinely wondering why tumblr loves cheating fics alot lol 🥴 imma still write them anyways, but won't post them consecutively fyi. ENJOY THE FIC <33 (yes, i changed the course of this fic a lil because yes, i intend on making this TOXIC ⚠️)

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the first time it happens, neymar is rapid to quench any uncertainties that his girlfriend inevitably begins to think. dismisses the pictures, that clearly show a figure too akin to him to be someone else, with a washed out reiteration of love and endearments, and [y/n] gifts him another chance. thinks she's reassured because, truth be told, they had been together since they were 19 and have supposedly established a level of trust so high that she found it hard to believe that he would cheat on her.

second time it happens, now, the humiliation is tautly encompassing, and [y/n] knows she should've seen it coming. when the same thing had occurred beforehand, she had embarassingly defended her boyfriend on every social platform available, ignoring every inch of criticism that flew her way after that. refused to see something that was so clear, right in front of her, and isn't karma a bitch? she hadn't done an inch wrong to neymar, yet had received the brunt of the insults. wonders why she had tolerated such self-disrepect from herself because of a man that feigned adoration for the past 7 years. because, if he truly loves her like he said he has, not a fingertip would be in the pool of infidelity.

but neymar is drenched in it.

completely soaked in lies and disloyalty and [y/n] finds it- him- unbearably pungent. the sight of him before her taints her eyes with something close to vehement rage. doesn't understand why neymar proceeds to defend himself and the striking model he was accompanied by during the night out, as if it would reform her diminishing love into its former.

"do you really care for that model than you do for me?" [y/n] asks, arms blithely crossed upon her chest. neymar's reaction is instant and almost grounding.

"no! no, i don't! why would you think that?" there's an undercurrent of something, that [y/n] notices but cannot pinpoint what. sees it in the tremor of his hands and his dilated pupils.

"you waste your breath defending her, but for me? it's 'better to ignore the hate than to feed into what they want'." recounts what neymar had said all those months ago, and the sensation of abhorrence is habitual.

the man rolls his eyes, throwing his hands in the air, "i thought we agreed to let that go, [y/n]. stop bringing the past into the present."

she feels a visceral scoff hurl out of her throat, "not when you're doing the same shit again-"

"and i'm telling you i'm not cheating!"

[y/n] knows that neymar will do anything to prove his rightfulness. an attribute that, some days, is heart warming to see because it shows that he truly cares. but now, when his hands strike the table so hard that some of the bottles topple unto their sides, a feeling riddles her body and it's nauseating.

neymar isn't violent, she's thoroughly aware of that, and it hurts [y/n] that she has to be distrusting of that. but he's an enigma, a russian doll if you will, disclosing many layers that take many years to unravel.

"neymar-"

"just listen to me, [y/n]," he takes a deep breath, "they're jealous, okay? they'd do anything to break us up and you know this!"

"so you're saying that people online faked the pictures... twice?" it's nonsensical when she says it aloud, and evokes a laugh from her.

"come on, don't be stupid, neymar!"

"oh so me trying to prove i love you is stupid?!" he seeths. [y/n] shakes her head at his words, "no, it's the fact that you're trying to disprove something that's evidently true, that's stupid."

neymar just stares at her, palms gripping the chair so tightly that their colour begin to fade to white. [y/n] is undeterred and does the same back, eyes begging for him to finally tell the truth, no matter how irreversible it is. yet, neymar, dignity so saturated it was practically impossible to quell, brings them back to square one.

"are you really going to let go of a relationship you've been in for 7 years because of shit you heard on twitter?" his question punctures her mind, and a turning point is almost that light (?) at the end of the tunnel. can't lie and say that he didn't get her thinking because he does. the longevity of their relationship alone is enough to establish a firm base of trust, and rightfully so.

"listen ney," [y/n] sighs, rubbing her forehead in frustration, "i really want to trust you-"

"and you should! do you really think i'd throw all of this away? 7 years going down the drain?"

his words make her scowl, really doesn't understand why he continues to his case that's so obviously swallowed in shame and accountability. ignorance is bliss, but absolutely smells like bullshit, and [y/n] is over his never ending lies that don't add up.

"the evidence is fucking there for you to see, neymar. i swear we're going in circles," begins to stand up from where she had been seated in front of her boyfriend, "this isn't the first time this has happened."

neymar's dumbfounded, "you didn't believe me when i said i didn't cheat last time?"

confusion is apparent, and [y/n] can't help but roll her eyes.

"the fact that there is a 'last time' speaks for itself."

she walks into the kitchen, grabbing her keys from her kitchen counter. she doesn't have them for long as neymar snatches them out of her hands, looks at her with something equating to a horrible mix of shame, frustration and rage.

"where do you think you're going?"

she doesn't waste a second to answer, "kylian's."

she watches as his face morphs into a livid frown, lines scouring his skin deeply. he has always hated how close the two were, but there was nothing to prove that they had anything that pertained to non-platonic feelings.

"why there?"

an eyebrow raised, [y/n] begins to state the obvious, "because i'd rather be with my best friend than stay another night here-"

"you're not going."

"fucking watch me then."

proceeds to turn around to walk to the front door, but a firm grip circling her bicep stops her.

"i said, you're not going."

[y/n] tries not the the sliver of fear paint her face, putting up an undazed façade as she yanks her arm out of his hand. turns on her heel and ambles towards the exit.

neymar's voice comes from behind her, surging ice cold dread through every limb. knows that once she leaves, it's an unspoken but finalised end to whatever they have.

"if you go, you'll have no way back inside."

wishes that she hadn't felt the last minute apprehension that commences its path down her spine, but slams the door after herself anyways.

+_-

"i told you to leave him, [y/n]."

kylian's voice is soft, as if to not lacerate the fraying sanity of the girl whose head finds rest upon his shoulder. feelings that shouldn't exist, do anyways, and knows better than to let his heart rule over his head. [y/n] is- was- neymar's, a well known fact, yet knows it will be a trial of tribulations for someone to get over a 7-year relationship, if they ever will.

"so did marquinhos, and sergio... and-"

"i know, ky, i know," voice quivers and has to pause to continue, "it's way harder than you think."

attempts to not let her words get to him, glad that he's not in her line of vision, and rather, his shoulder is, "i'm aware. but i would rather you cry for days outside of this relationship than continue to be hurt in it."

she finds truth in his words, truly does, and wishes that her heart was fully ready to move on, but realises that it was stagnant at 50/50 and finds it harder to even think that they're relationship is over.

"i know i have to leave him, ky, i do. but i just can't."

kylian is quick to shake his head, "yes, yes you can. you and i know you both deserve better."

"ky, i've been with him for 7 years. 7 tedious years-"

"and even so, you're still only his girlfriend!"

it's painfully silent, and kylian mentally slaps himself in the face at his own words, condemning his mind from disassociating itself from his mouth and leaving it to its own devices. curses under his breath as the warmth draws away from him as the girl lifts her head, staring bullets into his head. he can't find it in himself to look at her, head hanging low.

"kylian, what do you mean by that?"

takes a few seconds to gather his thoughts and feelings from the spillage, and replies, "it's true, [y/n]. i'm not rushing you into getting married or whatever, but if i was dating someone for 7 good years, i'd be damned if we haven't already gotten married."

[y/n] thinks he's finished, opening her mouth the respond to the newfound opinion of her best friend, but is left completely shell shocked at the words that follow.

"especially if it this person was you."

finally makes eye contact with her, and [y/n] vividly sees the genuineness of everything he had said. vividly sees how he looks at her and the realisation that neymar had never looked at her in such a way is gratifying.

kylian wishes he could tell her just how much he loves her. a magnitude way bigger than the distance from the moon and back tenfold, he treasured their mere friendship as something lifelong and holy.

"kylian-"

"i love you, [y/n]. so much. you don't understand"

the girl is completely winded, mind frozen to conjure a reply to his confession. kylian was deathly good at hiding his feelings, and hadn't even shown an inch of romantic intentions towards her. and now, she really wonders just how long it's been, and how much she's let slip through her fingers.

"how long, ky?"

he exhales, leaning back against the couch, "it's been a while-"

"how long?"

thinks for a few beats, and even surprises himself when he does the maths and adds the years up, "8, maybe 9 years."

"that long, kylian?" she doesn't bother to disguise the incredulity in her tone.

"yeah, and i'm sorry for not telling you, but you were so head over heels for neymar and who was i to stop my best friend from being happy."

[y/n] hates how defeated he sounds. can't fathom how much willpower it took for him to push down feelings he's held for her for so long. feels guilty, and her face shows it.

"don't look like that, [y/n]," kylian's voice is stiff, and he stares straight into her eyes. finds himself subconsciously gathering her hands in his, heart revelling in the fact that she accepts the gesture.

"it's not your fault that i love someone who isn't meant for me." bursts out a self deprecating chuckle and looks away, but feels his head being drawn back in as [y/n] turns his face to hers again. the contact is gratifying, and kylian can feel every string yank at the muscles of his heart. can't help but faintly smile at the sight of her.

"stop speaking, kylian."

"or what?"

a few instants of silence pass and he waits to hear her voice again. her faces contorts and relaxes, seemingly having an internal battle within herself, and kylian nudges her hand with his head to jolt her back to reality.

"what will you d-"

"i'll kiss you."

kylian mbappé is a brave man, has lived through events that one would classify as daunting, but as he utters the next few words, he doesn't deny the anxiety and fear that meander through him.

"do it then... i dare you."

so she does. doesn't expect to feel delicate lips upon his, slipping the taste of cherry into his mouth. his reaction is almost instantaneous, and doesn't waste another second before moving his mouth, savouring the grooves and dips and sweetness of the girl in front of him. wraps an arm around her gently to bring her closer, but the kiss stops not long after to save air.

[y/n] rests her forehead against his, panting lightly as their eyes swallow in the picture before them. accepts that kylian emits a smile from her, him returning it, in a way she never would've thought, and concludes that she would probably be alright with that.

[nightguide]

screenwriters bias: peaky blinders

HOW TO RUSE CERTAINTY INTO BOOK KEEPING (HOW JOHN WICK GETS AWAY WITH TROUBLE)

PAY FOR IT (SCHIZOPHRENIA MADONNA'S WHORE COMPLEX)

WRITE FOR IT (MASTER KUNG-FU IN MOVIES AND HAVE SOME AURA ABOUT YOU COMING FROM THE DEMISE OF *INSERT GETAWAY SEQUENCE ELSEWHERE*)

BEG FOR IT (ATTENTION TO BE RELIEVED OF YOUR MORAL AMBIGUITY)

SEE ONCE APPLIED TO SHITTY THEORY IN MANSCAPING: MINDHUNTER: GLEE

OUTLIVE THE REASON WHY YOU CANT GET LAID

SOURCE THAT SHIT, BITCH

YOU'RE HYPER-SENSITIVE

YOU DONT CARE

BUT HIM

STATE THA FUCKING OBVIOUS

2. DID I FUCKING STUTTER???????

YOU HATE ANNA WINTOUR, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU HATE THAT ONE PHYSICS PROFESSOR MAKING YOU DROP SHIT FOR TIME (AS PROVEN ON BACK TO THE FUTURE)

LIKE THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY THERE PAST YOUR GRADE BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET HAMMERED ONE MORE TIME TO CONVINCE THE ATLAS PARADOX (THAT PHYSICS PROFESSORS IS NOW A DAJJAL FOR STEALING YOUR CREDITS ELSEWHERE AND HE DOESNT LOOK GOOD ABOUT IT (YOU WON THE JACKASS: MOVIE LOTTERY FOR FREE AN HE HATES YOU BEING JOHNNY KNOXVILLE OF YOUR LINE OF WORK, THAT SHIT TURNS HIM ON IN BED YK THAT RIGHT?) SO U GON' DO YOUR BEST TO GASLIGHT THAT HACK NOW

READ YOUR RACIST COPIES AND GET BACK TO IT

LIKE THIS IS WHO UR ASSHOLE DAJINA TEACHER THINKS THEY ARE TO 'GIVE AND PRESENT' LIKE THEY DID IT (THEIR ENTIRE LIFE STANK BEFORE YOU SET THEM UP TO FAIL HARDER: LIKE THEY WANTED KIDS BUT HATE HAVING TO BE PUT IN A CONSERVATORSHIP (BRITNEY A LA' MODE) AND THEY RATHER PUT YOU IN A GIFTED (2017) MOVIE SCENARIO WITH YOU NOW BEING MARY ADLER. AND CHRIS EVANS WAS ONE THOUGHT AWAY FROM FREEDOM *IMGONNAKILLTHATBITCH*

SO U GONNA MAKE REFERENCES

TEACH THAT HACK A LESSON

AND PREDICT THE QUALITY OF YOUR WORKS CUZ U AINT THINKING OF THE GOVERNMENT NO MORE AN U ARE SICK TO FUCKING DEATH THAT YOU'RE WORKING IN A RETAIL STORE FACTORY IN A POOR SOUTH ASIAN COUNTRY

AND THEY FIGURE IT OUT THAT ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT FASHION ANYMORE BUT ITS ALL SCIENCE, AND THEY KNEW HOW TO GET THEIR SHIT UNDER CONTROL IF ALL OF PRISONBREAK IS ABOUT LOOSE ENDS. ADELE SCOTT, YOU MET YOUR GRADING CRITERIA'S U

TEACH AFRICA HOW TO BUILD HOUSES THAN SPENDING FORTUNES ON INVESTING A PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT TO DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM (THEY TURN IRREVOCABLY LAZY IF SO)

i know Lee Pace in real life, whatdyougot whatdyougot whatdyougot

i got him, i got him

you can go suck my big fat sadickah al-jariyah, you got nothing, you got nothing you ape, you ape

[ghnosis]

songs that mean something @ IU Bloomington 2/29/24

notes from my talk at Black Metal is for Everyone. yes I know LI is not black metal. I also don't care! get off my dick :)

IF THE POISON WON’T TAKE YOU MY DOGS WILL 

Condensing everything I love about Kristin Hayter into 5 minutes. 

Quotes by Kristin Hayter herself come from 4 interviews – 1 following the release of All Bitches Die (2017), 2 following CALIGULA (2019) and a Reddit AMA after Sinner Get Ready (2020); Hayter refers to these works as a trilogy, and I’m thinking of all three while I talk about this song off CALIGULA. Hayter has since completed the Lingua Ignota project and now makes music under her given name. 

What’s important to me about Lingua Ignota/Kristen Hayter are her ideas of female ecstatic/religious speech/glossolalia (speaking in tongues) paired with what she has to say about “darkness,” trauma, and extreme music.  

Hayter describes the idea that “there is something intrinsically feminine about oracular or ecstatic experience.” My academic work has to do with ways that the marginalized interject themselves into unwelcome space, sometimes through invoking Satan or dark powers; I see female mystics in a similar vein, but on the side of lightness. 

Lingua Ignota means “unconstructed/unknown language,” an alphabet attributed to medieval mystic/composer/oracle Hildegaard von Bingen, one of Hayter’s influences. 

“Poison” is “meant to evoke the ambience of the Jonestown death tapes,” Hayter is directly quoting Jim Jones in the line “I am the best friend you’ll ever have” – this is something she does throughout her work. On Sinner Get Ready she quotes Jimmy Swaggart, a televangelical involved in some public sex scandals and defrocked. 

Aileen Wuornos was “one of the world-building motifs” of Hayter’s work. Although she is commonly referred to as one of the only female “serial killers,” Wuornos herself alleged that her actions were self-defense; the men she murdered had raped or attempted to rape her. Hayter's choice to sample Wuornos on her first album All Bitches Die was a reaction to male extreme metal musicians sampling [male] serial killers as a signpost for “evilness;” Hayter feels that this is overused in the genre to the point of banality. Further, these men are playacting in Hayter’s opinion; they aren’t actually familiar with human cruelty in a real sense. She is interested in “flipping the paradigm” of extreme music, to instead make heavy music for people “upon whom dark shit has actually been visited” - people who, like Wuornos, might have considered homicide as a survival mechanism.  

“Poison” opens with “Kyrie eleison,” literally, “Lord, have mercy.” One of the notable times this phrase appears in the Bible is in the story of the Canaanite woman (Matthew 15:21); she asks Jesus for mercy and he is so moved by her faith that he heals her possessed daughter. The mercy of Jesus/God for the faithful and specifically female divine retribution appears throughout Hayter’s work; I had a hard time choosing between this song and “I Who Bend the Tall Grasses,” which is a song in which Hayter herself demands God kill her abuser, hissing “I’m not asking.” 

Kyrie eleison is also often the first sung prayer of the traditional Latin Catholic Mass; Hayter referred to CALIGULA as “golden Catholic bullshit” - Sinner Get Ready is more Appalachian evangelical, experimenting with Christian/Catholic faith in its varied forms. 

“Abandon your body/make worthless your body” I’m really interested in the idea of rebellion through deliberate warning symbolism or deliberate ugliness – like Britney Spears shaving her head in 2007, what we as the traumatized can do to take power back or break rules, transcending your body as a definition of yourself, making your body “worthless” to those who might use it to hurt (or define) you. 

Hayter describes going “from situations where I was being totally controlled to total autonomy, and it seems crazy but thinking about stuff like — what colors do I like? What clothes can I wear? Has been pretty huge for me." - ideas of self-reclamation, making one’s body worthless to anyone but the person inhabiting it. 

[otomepeachy]

Asmodeus Playlist

Link

These can be for the original game or NB. most of them fit for both. I've had the playlists for a while but recently refined them. I hope you like them!

Explanations (Excluding Character Songs):

I Am The Best - 2NE1

You already know why this is here. We love our confident king!

S&M Remix - Rihanna, Britney Spears

This is also already obvious. There's no way he hasn't at least dabbled in BDSM. I mean we're talking about the Avatar of Lust, c'mon.

Body - Loud Luxury, Brando

This is a bit more mellow than the rest of the playlist but I think it still fits in. It's a bit suggestive but subtle which as much as we connect Asmo with Lust he's really not THAT forward about it... usually.

All the Rage - Allie X

All about owning the spotlight and being the center of attention. Very much our boy! He loves being admired and loved. He's always looking for more attention and to steal the show.

I Don't Want It At All - Kim Petras

Materialistic and spoiled. As much as I love Asmo this is extremely like him. Wanting designer clothes and all of your attention. It's him. It's just him.

Glamorous - Fergie, Ludacris

There's some lyrics in here about being a little more humble but I still think this is a good fit. The sound very much gives off his vibes and he does enjoy the finer things they talk about in the song. He is in fact also very glamorous.

F**kin' Perfect - P!nk

As much as he loves himself, he (like all the brothers) is a huge MC supporter. Especially in texts he's always very uplifting to MC and trying to squash their insecurities, making sure they practice self care, and expressing his admiration for them. He's very very loving towards MC. #1 Self love advocate and I love him!

Filter - BTS (Jimin)

Okay, hear me out...while this is kinda for me, because I've always thought Asmo and Jimin are similar, I think it fits his personality. The song is about changing to please others. While its not exactly like Asmo to do that I do think he'd be someone who'd fall into a spiral of trying to please everyone if it gets him praise and I can see that maybe being something that happened in the past.

Scream - USHER

Okay, back to being an absolute hoe. This is just sex in a song. I won't apologize. Fight me.

Good As Hell - Lizzo

Another self love song! I can see this being what Asmo might be like trying to comfort or hype up MC. He'd absolutely be like this and you can't change my mind!

Looking at Me - Sabrina Carpenter

Attention is always always on him. It's inevitable, everywhere he goes, heads turn. This is nothing new. We all know this.

FASHION - Britney Manson

Okay! Now this is here for obvious reasons but HEAR ME OUT!!! It kinda sounds like Asmo. I can so easily hear/see him singing this song. It just sounds like his voice.

IT GIRL - Aliyah's Interlude

He's that bitch and he knows it.

Applause - Lady Gaga

He loves the applause. Loves being everyone's favorite and being the center of attention. He thrives in the spotlight.

ZOOM - Jessi

This boy is attached to his phone. He is always taking pictures, making videos, posting on social media, etc.

That's My Girl - Fifth Harmony

Another empowerment song. You know he's the first one to launch into praise and gush over anyone, especially MC.

[weskers-master]

I genuinely wonder what the Spotify wrapped would be for the resident evil characters. Like what genres would these bitches listen to? Who would be their most listened to artists? What would their top songs be?

I think Chris Redfield is an avid listener to Alice cooper with his most listened to song being “my stars” by Alice cooper

Wesker is definitely a fan of the darkness. Maybe Danko Jones, it alternates between those to for his most listened to band. His most listened to song however is “3” by Britney Spears.

Jill defo listens to blondie. This is not up for debate. Most listened to song is anything by blondie, probably “island of lost souls” if i had to pick one in particular.

Leon listens to MCR. This is also not up for debate. Most listened to song is “famous last words” by MCR. You cant change my mind.

Ashleys most listened to artist is probably blink 182. Her most listened to song however is either “hands up” by 6arelyhuman or “bowsette” by the chalkeaters.

Carlos, im so sorry but this man listens to ninja sex party RELIGIOUSLY. His most listened to song is “i don’t know what we’re talking about (and i haven’t for a while)” by ninja sex party

Ada probably dosent have a favourite artist and its probably random whoever she ends up getting. Her most listened to song though is “212” by Asealia Banks.

[celestialtarot11]

You are so right about SOME woman journalist looking down on them still . I cant forget the bitch Barbara Walters LAUgHING in the face of Eric when he said during the abuse he was just a kid and she was like ha ha ha just a kid ,you are a murderer! On God i wanted to punch my screen so bad when she said it , you coud see the pain in his eyes :( i wanted to ask you what about the bastard Ryan Murphy do you think if they get there freedom , do you think he will try to clame it as his win and you are free becouse of me . I fucking hate how much he financially benefits out of the pain of the Jeffrey D movie and now this , also making the brothers have sexual energy about them was EVIL, so evil of him to do . Alot of people point out how he is making does suddel sexual things in the movie just for the views and i find that pure EVIL knowing its not true and knowing how much the brothers suffered. Is there anything in Murphys chart that points at him proffiting and getting money out of other peoples pain? sorry for the angry rant i just fuckign HATE Barbara( how she shamed britney sp too ) and the director f****** i hate them so much

Hi anon, sometimes I just wanna 👵🏻 🤏 snatch her wig off—

I personally don’t know what Ryan Murphy will do, but I do know he twists murder cases to his advantage. Even the Menendez case was not really a matter of murder, more so violations of human rights and abuse. It’s disheartening to see Ryan Murphy depicting victims as criminals.