#get him a barber
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The internet will never understand the absolute grip BrightGoats version of the Addisons has on me.
The pink fuckass one especially he seems like a pathetic little thing ngl
Also they made casino cups? What drug are they snorting to make them so talented?
Who's Ur plug.
#BRIGHTGOAT POST MORE ADDISON CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS#deltarune#spamton#deltarune chapter 2#art#deltarune fanart#deltarune addisons#brightgoat#What is that rats nest on Pays head tho#it looks horrific#get him a barber#plug a lil weird but he listened to the Casio cups comic dubs#casinocups
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#jerejean#fanart#all for the game#jeremy knox#jean moreau#FIRST TIME I DREW JEAN MOREAU EVERYONE BE NICE TO ME#i specifically gave him a haircut in this because last we know his hair is still uneven#so this is the product of catlaila having taken him to a barber and surprising Jeremy with Jean (undercut) instead of Jean (Uneven)#EYE think its charming ... but it also implies Post Sunshine court events so.#I'm a happy gal im a happy girl i like to think happy things#yes that IS bark bark on the sweaters#yes Jeremy DID get them custom made#yes it WAS a ridiculous price#YES IT WAS WORTH IT STOP ASKING JEREMY THAT!!!#anyway. I will probably do catlaila and sethison#aaanndd danmatt and nickyerik version of this as well#jurys out on andreil because i dont believe they would participate in matching sweaters#OUT OF FESITIVITY RELATED STUFF RATHER THAN GENERAL MATCHING#like do they gaf about christmas like that... idk.....#but we shall see.#other fandoms#other fandoms: all for the game
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Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO
#ambessa setting up the logs on a fireplace while literally adding fuel to the fire with cailtyn... subtelty#silco spent his whole life trying to rile the undercity together STUPID JOKE THAT IT IS you have the chance to pull it off#isha is the true revolutionary after all... jinx get up to her level#was jinx scared of having hallucinations when the girl she released was gonna touch her shoulder??? and then she didn't#what i find really funny is that warwick knows how to use elevators and that funicular to the prison#also there is a lot of blood when he appears in the prison.... it was surprising#vander recognizing jinx with the name of powder after she complained about it eariler its just crazy crazy crazy#people commenting that its unrealistic how caitlyn bests vi when they meet in episode 6 as if there wasn't a montage about how she lost her#edge because of alcohol and living like shit.... she's not like jinx lmao....#rewatching so recently is so weird i imagine it is as close as being dr manhattan as i can get it is literally happening all at once#also the people of piltover are so dumb... lets let the government implement martial law and put this 20 something with 0 political#experience on charge with the army of this outsider agent. alright. i can tell you guys dont vote in this oligarchy you know fuck all#well i guess in that case it isnt the people of piltovers fault... just the important families that contribute in this oligarchy...#putting count fagula in charge.... salo is speciallt dumb but we all knew that#katie leung needs awards btw.... and interviews#“do not test this or you will yearn for caitlyn's dungeons” be careful singed my friend vi fell for that and look at her... her dungeons...#vander reaching for isha not jinx.... OR VI.... she just stopped him#“hes gonna kill you” and vi fighting vander to protect jinx.... yeah#and then she trusts jinx and the beast turns into vander... he serves as a recognizing tool for their true selves...#their mom being so worried about how to name vi and then names the second one POWDER kahdksjsk never not funny... also the barber of zaun#when vi joins with jayce she unlocks this loser flop aspect of her mother's inheritance.... two losers joining to maximize their joint flop#also vander kinda giving up this promise to protect the girls instead of bettering zaun... how it puts him in a standstill bc it's either or#like damn there is nothing as undoing as a daughter for reals. she didnt experience that bc she died so now vander has to and here we are#episide 6 starts with the end of the episode when viktor drops that metal piece..... hello..... is this anything#“do you think this place could work” underground utopia.... DYNASTIES AND DYSTOPIA FEAR IS NEVER AN OPTION SO DYING'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM#didnt ambessa suspect anything when they spent loke a full minite staring at each other 😭😭 she's lost her edge...#just like when she clocked sevika but not jinx... when there's a strong butch in the area her radar gets jammed up#and caitlyn leaving her weapon behind... ambessa thought she was gonna fistfight warwick or something#the metal thing falling when viktor dies repeats THREE TIMES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#watching arcane season 2
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transmasc dallas winston only allowing darry to cut his hair 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
#hes like#hes the only one who does it right 🤬🤬#in reality he’s still 10 in his head trying to get a haircut at the barber#with the leftover money his dad gave him#and they won’t let him because he looks not like a boy#and somehow that scarred him for the rest of his life because he’s scared of hearing that again#because he’s NOT ❌❌❌ a girl#HES A BOY!!#transmasc dallas winston#dallas winston#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#darry curtis
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OLD NOVMENBER DAY TWO: TMMoF (Dr. Barber)
my one true love...
#squidarts!#tmmof#dr. barber#doctor barber#the marvelous misadventures of flapjack#no i'm still not over him. i love him so much#when you see a fish you surgery what's not to get#old novmenber
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I HATEEEEE DYSPEXIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#so im driving some little dude to his appointment i left like super early incase n it turns out i was given an address to a fking House ?!?!#obviously he doesnt know the address cus hes just some lil dude so im like ringing up his guardians and#the one that actually goes to the hairstylist cant answer obs cus i had to take his son cus hes busy duh#BUT THAT MEANS IM JUST DRIVING AROUND SOME PLACE IDK TRYING TO FIND PLACES THAT LOOK LIKE HAIR#& when i find one im like uh does this barber sound familiar cus im not taking him to some random one#andlike omg and the entire time im playing music real loud trying not to cuss out in front of this little kid#like IM ALREADY SHIT WITH NAVIGATION. & THEN U GIVE ME THE WRONG ADDRESS AND IT'S RAINING#and he wants to go get an icecream afterwards n im sitting at the barber chatting it up#but i am like actually on the verge of a breakdown cus i made him late bcs i cant just figure shit out#like#it's just so fking frustrating like it makes me feel like a failed adult or smthing like#i AM GOOD. I AM GOOD AT DRIVING#once i know a place im good but if im lost it's like my brain is panicking too much#i have to look at the road and signs and places#like i turned at a green light and completely forhot it wasnt an arrow like i just saw green and went#like i couldve killed this little kidlike#IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY#and i dont want anyone to feel bad or like have to be extra cautious when they need me to drive or smthing#like im alrdy very frustrated with my stupid limitations like in general so like failure kinda just heightens it like#iURGHHH I HATE BEING IMPERFECT I CANT FKING STAND IT IDC IF THATS NARCISSISTIC N PRIDEFULNIDCC#it's better than being EMBARRASSED i HATE BEINGNEMBRASSING AGRGHHHHHH#anyways it's fking raining and it's dark . idek where im gonna take this kid bro like hes hungry#imma go on google YIPPEE#my best friend. google maps who i cant tell distances on so i either turn too soon or too late or rlly fking quick#Ii LOVE MY LIFEEE
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can you get mha fans to start a petition that will get this guy a goddamn barber


yea he nees a haircut doesn’t he😭
#thank you thank you#‘‘small might i love you!’’ we all say in unison#sage’s art#small might#yagi toshinori#mha#c’mon y’all let’s get him a barber
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so happy the curly red hair with facial hair lucifer agenda is spreading, I haven't made a full actual design yet but have like an idea of it, he's basically that and I'm not alone LES GOOO also he's fat also idk how him being big would work cause like I was asking around hazbin discord servers (totally reliable source I know), asking people if he could change his body shape and if there was a limit to how long he could stay in other forms, and 2-3 people assumed he can stay in another body shape for as long as he wants, so based off that um I'm guessing if luci ever were to feel insecure about his weight gain hed just simply make himself skinny again so now I'm sad cus I probably cant make him thick MANNNN whatEVER ill make it so there's limits on how long he can stay in other forms I need to push the fat lucifer propaganda (this might change in the future but like as of right now I'm pretty adamant on having him be a big guy ((still short)))

ignore alastor i was having brainrot also i forgot lucifers red cheeks this is like the only thing I have of him that's presentable rn
#hazbin hotel redesign#yayyyyyyy#lucifer morningstar#please get alastor a barber#the only excuse i can make for him having that is that he gives himself a homemade silk press every week but girl WHY#it is fun to draw though#but if i make an actual design he is definitely not having straight hair
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The thing about Prowl is I don't really think canon was ever trying to frame him as a "necessary evil" or anything along the lines of "he's a shitty person but his work was necessary" like mmm.... That feels very much like something Prowl wants to believe about himself, not something that's actually factually true in reality.
I can't really make a good argument about it because I only remember like a handful of standout Prowl Moments in IDW1 but like... Prowl dropping a bomb on a neutral city and blaming it on the Decepticons is not "a necessary evil," that's a war crime. Prowl trying to destroy the space bridge to Caminus to keep Starscream from getting power over it, dooming the entire planet and its inhabitants to extinction by starvation, is not "a necessary evil," it's a fucking war crime. I feel like trying to frame such drastic measures as him "doing the dirty work of the Autobots" feels way too much like an excuse for actions that actually aren't justifiable. Especially since Prowl himself is far from being the 100% rational guy he thinks he is, considering how often he bases his decisions on things like his anti-Decepticon bias and his general refusal to follow any orders that contradict what he thinks is The Right Thing To Do (TM).
But also I think this is kind of the fault of the narrative of IDW1, since very few Autobots besides Prowl are given the chance to actually be morally gray even when the worldbuilding implicates them in some very morally gray things. Like, for example, JRO adding in the existence of MTOs which implies that the normally squeaky-clean leader Optimus was willing to approve the creation of new soldiers just to throw them into combat (and even the attempts to humanize the MTOs by giving them "an education" were eventually cut down to nothing but combat optimizations). And there's also the fact that Optimus knows about the Wreckers and has been known to call them on missions at least once (Stormbringer), meaning he's very much aware of the Wreckers and their tactics and is willing to call them in for fights when it's necessary.
I don't think you need to use Prowl as a crutch to make the Autobots morally gray. I think the Autobot leadership (or at least, Optimus, since few people besides him or Prowl seem to have major tactical command over the army as a whole) is plenty morally gray enough on its own, because the nature of war is inherently morally gray no matter how righteous your cause is. Reducing the lives of your own people into numbers on maps, harvesting resources, bringing MTOs to life just to die in a war they practically have no stake in, those things are enough.
And tbh it kind of bothers me when people try to saddle Prowl with the "dirty work of the Autobots", not just because it frames Prowl's blatantly evil actions as some sort of savior act taking the blame from the rest of the Autobots (which isn't even accurate, because the blame for war crimes falls on the entire army as an institution rather than one person), but because it downplays the moral grayness of the Autobots and pretends that no Autobot BESIDES Prowl ever participated in morally gray actions, which simply isn't true.
TLDR: Prowl isn't as much of a hero as he thinks he is because committing atrocities in the name of your cause doesn't change the fact that they're atrocities (and may not have even been justified). However, painting Prowl as the "token evil teammate" of sorts also places too much blame for the atrocities of war on him in particular, when in reality that's a burden shared by Optimus Prime and any other members of the Autobot military command structure.
#squiggposting#meta#prowl feels like one of those characters where people trust what he says at face value when like. he's very much not a reliable narrator#prowl SAYS that he does the dirty work no one else is willing to do but. is it really dirty work?#or is it just him authorizing dirty work and hiding it on his own and justifying it in the name of 'it's for the autobots'?#to draw on an old fandom of mine: 'what is the difference between you and the decepticons now?'#'isn't it obvious prime? i serve the autobots'#but also this is kind of the fault of JRO because like he's the main idw writer that explores what things were like during the war#while still being unwilling to part from the ideal of OP as the best prime and the all good and loving leader#barber gets into morally gray OP but it almost entirely concerns post war stuff so i wouldnt really count it
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Alastor's Barber after seeing the most straighten, damaged hair ever known to man and demonkind

#he lived through the 1900s where everyone straightened their hair but that doesnt stop it from being damaged#his barber gave him that terrible haircut bcu he didn't know what else to do#it was a “GET THE GORLS” situation and even the gorls couldnt fix him#alstor#rip alastor 😔#he's been straightening that hair for over 100 years now#the radio demon#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#talking#rambling
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#What do I ask my barber for to get this haircut? I don’t want to show him Islam Makhachev UFC#MMA#Khabib Nurmagomedov#Conor McGregor#Jon Jones#Israel Adesanya#Wrestling#Brazilian Jiu Jitus#Boxing#Karate#Kickboxing#MMAgifs#MMA news
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do you know what its something that i hate. teachers that are pieces of shit and take a big part of your grade because the person you had to work with didnt do their part and because of that you said hey. ill do all myself!!! just gotta add that they didnt work!!!! and the teacher says fuck you get a 70 this is what you get for not doing every single possible way of communication with your partner to get them to write one (1) one thing in this paper
#mind you i had been sending emails over and over and over AND OVER to this person and they just. ignored it.#<- i study online#<- we are in fucking university come ON MAN JUST READ THE EMAILS#i even asked on the whatsapp group if they had their number!!! no one had it!!!#and then in the class!!! the piece of shit says!!!! sorry i didnt see the activity but eh we got a 70 right? KILL YOURSE#studyblr#uniblr#uni life#even more of a piece of shit of a teacher bcs ???? what the fuck???? so alllllll my research gets me less of a grade of what i deserve#but this fucker gets a 70 FOR FREEE#and my teacher has the audacity to send ME an email saying well you shouldve tried to yknow. get them to work!#HOW????? HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THEM TO WORK IF IM JUST YELLING AT A VOID WITHOUT GETTING AN ANSWER???????#I EVEN ADDED ON THE ACTIVITY THAT I WASNT ABLE TO CONTACT THEM BEFORJANkdsfdsmahf#hipster looking ass teacher when you go to the barber shop your hair WILL get fucked#you WILL have a ugly fade and your glasses will crack#I hate this teacher so much this isnt even all that he has done and its been only 4 weeks#i need this man to be struck down by zeus rays and for him to never wake up again#college#university#study#<- study mentioned but i feel my will to study go bye bye thanks to this man#coronangelic1 thoughts
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Every time I read Culhwch ac Olwen I forget that Twrch Trwyth was once an Irish king. He must've had the worst fuckin day ever. Like, boom, suddenly you're a boar cuz God's real mad at whatever shit u did and he wants u to KNOW IT. I'd be LIVID. Penning letters to God non-stop going, 'PUT ME BACK! I DON'T WANT A MAD WARLORD AND HIS SEVEN-THOUSAND-ODD KNIGHTS TO HUNT ME AND MY KIDS DOWN!! ARE U CRAZY?! DO I L O O K LIKE I AM A FUCKIN BARBER SHOP?!'
#twrch trwyth#pour one out for him i guess#arthuriana#culhwch ac olwen#welsh mythology#mabinogion#the mabinogion#welsh myth#arthurian legend#arthurian mythology#arthurian myth#welsh folklore#culhwch and olwen#do u think god made him have the combs scissors and razor on purpose cuz he preened too much? i have to know#tbf thr welsh thought if u had long hair u were a tylwyth teg so like idk man#king arthur's fuckin traisping round going god I need a haircut man and everybody else is like arthur no he is a boar not a barber like dfj#like godspeed twrch but that could not be me#y mabinogi#the mabinogi#culhwch is just there i guess y'know#this will get no notes but it needs to be said#theres a Welsh lang re-telling where twrch lives in like a fuckin m and s (marks and spencer for us peeps.) and its fun#arthurian literature#arthurian legends#arthurian#arthurian stuff#king arthur#arthur pendragon
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Fun fact gays I also have ocs that I need to draw more things for, here are the main 3 tho
First is Atlas, second is Polly, and third is Phil
They’re all demons and nothing bad happens to them at all, they’re so fine and normal (I’m lying)
These pieces are heavily based off of this song
#cw: bright colors#ocs#oc art#original characters#demon ocs#digital art#digital artist#artist#somehow this turned from just a piece about Atlas to the other two reacting to him murdering someone#average demon barber moments#theatre kid behaviour from Atlas once again#Polly doesn’t want to be dragged into this shit again#Phil’s just used to it at this point#he doesn’t get paid enough for this#rainbowpufflez art tag#Spotify
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i want to learn how to twists for my boyfriend so he doesn't have to do his own hair as often but i need to figure out how to do straight parts first 😔
#void.speaks#he doesnt like getting his hair done by strangers it feels awkward 2 him ksjdkj so i want to learn#its been hard for him to see his barber so hes been messing around w styles and stuff#also it looks good on him so i want to convince him to keep doing it 😔😔 i am a simpleton
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You know how the artists went and updated Aerin's sprite for b2? Not just the clothes, but his actual features? Well, I think it would've been neat if they'd also updated his nose to be crooked or have a bump where MC broke it, but then I guess that possibly didn't happen in every playthrough, and in any case I fully support them prioritizing the poor little meow meow pout
#however I WILL be hcing him to have a crooked nose unless we get details on how he could've used magic to fix it#also other changes might have been longer hair and facial hair (remember when Damien’s sprite changed after a few weeks in capitivity?)#it’d add realism but I think I’d prefer the way he is now anyway#so the other hc is that Arlan had a house call from Morella’s finest barber to keep up his son’s grooming in the dungeon#aerin valleros
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