#get a grip man

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HELP HE REALLY SAID MY MAX 😭

[jus-alilcomforblelad]

aubreymaturin 2nd meeting is just hi hello sorry i was an ass yesterday yes we can have coffee together i will tell you my special interests please please can we have dinner together too oh a bird a bird okay back to it i'll see you later today when i shall beg you to join my crew and stay with me at sea but jokingly except you'll take it seriously and now i must compliment your skills and get you aboard oh sorry a letter from the admiralty yes you can play my fiddle while i'm reading okay back to telling me your life story

then straight to alright i'll make my sleeping-cabin bigger so he can stay with me

this is completely normal behaviour, mr jno.

[amid-fandoms]

"phil with his victorian doll complexion and haircut, suits my goth clothes more than i do"

idk if you planned on that being an insult or what but it just sounds like you want him to wear your clothes more often to me

[thegayestdiaz]

it’s the way buck is the easiest person to fucking read in the history of ever and yet tommy still consistently manages to give the wrong reaction to him every time

[lemonlimestar]

fucking look at him bruce i hope you fall off the face of the earth

(this has been in my drafts since march but i stand by it)

[syleus]

this man is so down bad, just rizzing up mc mid battle 🙄

[sunshinesalmon]

seek help

no <3

[17-fastest-lap]

@ Vasseur: Here's a groundbreaking idea, how about you focus on your own drivers (one of which, due to his own mistake at the start, wouldn't have been even in top 10 if it weren't for the red flag, but tifosi are not ready for that reality check) instead of someone else's driver. Try it, you might like it 😉

We have a saying in my country "grapes are always sour when you can't reach them", fits perfectly for these team principals and CEO.

[arctic-hands]

Health nuts were already on my shit list for taking the sugar and sodium out of everything and lobbying for increased cost/taxes on things that still have them and leaving us hypotensive unfortunates to pass out at random,

But I'm never gonna forget or forgive being in the jam aisle in the middle of an omicron surge trying to find the cheapest GF-labeled marmalade as a treat for myself, having to deal with an unmasked dude less than six feet away preach to his five children under ten–all of whom were equally unmasked–and all of us unfortunates nearby, about how the high fructose corn syrup in regular Smuckers will kill us

[malarign]

for once maybe just read your works before posting??

can’t even remember which post you’re talking about lmao

seem like you enjoy reading them though :))

[riotinyellow]

that awkward moment when you realise jonah Hill wasn't acting in megamind

[winniebell]

AGE GAP IS STILL WEIRD ITS LITERALLY HER 17TH BIRTHDAY YOU (A TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD) HAVE BEEN DATING A 16 NOW 17 YEAR OLD FOR LIKE A YEAR

[amazon-did-nothing-wrong]

Watching Condorman is an experience because Condorman will really unironically be like is this muddy water I’m weak to muddy water :(

[jo-gakky]

That one meme, but with Sephiroth

[gwenllian-in-the-abbey]

I feel like it shouldn't need to be said, but a relatively faithful adaptation of the source material is actually a very normal and reasonable thing for both an author and that author's fanbase to want. People can sneer about book purists all they want but it's the rare adaptation that surpasses the original, and HotD does not even come close.

[tubbytarchia]

I just wanted to draw this cool pose but then it turned into a color study. Uh this video changed my life