#get a LIFE bro

[undercooked-icicle]

Have yall seen the Woke gaming list? It's my new favourite thing. Here are a few of my favourite excerpts from said list.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is woke because Sadie Atler, the feminist, acts too much like a femanist.

Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection is woke because it changed the death message from "Player killed himself" to "Player killed themself"

Battlefield 1 is woke because apparently black people didn't fight in world war 1

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Sim is woke because you can make your character, who is always a man, have had a previous relationship with another man.

A game called "Super Lesbian Animal RPG" is woke because it contains lesbian romances.

Destroy All Humans! Contains "Subtle anti-human messages"

Bugsnax is woke because the npc, Floofy Fizzlebean, is non binary.

No Man's Sky is woke because the aliens don't abide by human biological sex.

There are 1551 games on this list.

[succumbtothenightmare]

I decided to check my tag list form since it's been a minute and I let out the deepest and most obnoxious laugh at this. 😂 I must be getting thick skin because this is more laughable than hurtful(to me).

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[okifyouinsist]

saw someone say that lando shouldn't need to gift wrap and hand oscar a win on a silver platter and that oscar should earn it like okay bae just say you didn't watch the race. lando (and i say this with no hate) was being a self entitled asshole who could not follow team orders and oscar was having a dominating race from start to finish and did earn the race so ig you need to go touch some grass

[mutantthedark]

Just woke up by a nice, few messages. You guys are so sweet, thank you for the kind words! 😭❤️🫂

One person said they want to see Sigma together with Johnny, I'm gonna do it!

[via-fm]

whoever is doing that pr evidence shit oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[teruchanyippie]

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[rbquartz]

to the anon that's returned to the mbav community

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + atticus mitchell isn't gonna notice you + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + leave my friends alone + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + die

[certifiedsillyboi]

help.

I have just learned anyone can see anything i like and while i can change that i dont feel like it... just dont question it! we dont look and we dont judge :D anwyasy set it to private,, crisis averted tyvm.

[iwasbored777]

Me when Logan was about to walk away in the end and Wade was like "Logan 🥺" and that's all it took for him to stay... Y'all I can't they love each other so much 😭

[unskilledpoint]

The age of consent in my country is 12.

Fite meh

wghvat the fuck

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

[starcurtain]

Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running

Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.

From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...

Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?

But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.

Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)

Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.

Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...

There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).

"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"

Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...

Shot, and chaser:

Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.

Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...

He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.

Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.

What level of down bad is "Abusing your powers as an Akademiya employee to keep tabs on your crush's library loans"? Just asking for a friend.

The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.

(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)

Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? 🫣

[cacaocheri]

not one, but TWO moon kisses drawn by tumblr user cacaocheri????

[raticalshoez]

Etho "I am not a protector" Slab

[star-mail]

they're brothers your honor >:]

more virus shen jiu au ! :D part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro