#geoff gander

[victusinveritas]

'Daisy's New Crocs Got Delivered To The Devil's House By Mistake. He'll Burn Them, Obviously. They're Hideous.' Five colour linocut, 30 cms x 20 cms.

'The Devil Is Readying The Torture Chamber For Geoff, Who Has Been Eating With His Mouth Open.' Four colour linocut, 30 cms x 20 cms

'The Clouds Have Formed Themselves Into The Shape Of Bono And He's Mocking The Devil's Attempts At Taming Magpies'. Four colour linocut, 30 cms x 20 cms.

"Colin, The Devil's Neighbour Tried Several Times To Attract His Attention, But He Was Engrossed In A Good Book." 3 colour linocut, 32 cms x 20 cms.

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John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats needs to start making an album based on David Gander's devil-related art.

[pinkbelugacollective]

my own damn fault for taking a gander at the all-in reboot speculation for the young justice era characters. “make tim like he was pre-new 52 and also timsteph,” “timkon inevitable,” “tim solo!!!,” “more geoff writing but without geoff,” i hope every single yj era character dies at the hands of the amazos and put into the vault greta and anita are in so i don’t have to worry about anything until im 45 years old and back into dc comics again 😌

[prodigyduck]

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[thebibliothecar]

The Tunnelers, by Geoff Gander

The Tunnelers, by Geoff Gander

“The following document, as well as a bundle of newspaper clippings, was found among the personal effects of Dr. Vincent Armstrong, a community psychiatrist in the Evaluation Unit at the Royal Ottawa Mental Health Care Center, whose disappearance in Montreal is a matter of public record.”

Forbidden knowledge is a favorite leitmotif of H.P. Lovecraft’s, and many of his literary heirs pick up the…

[unironicduncanstan]

Total Drama Music Camp AU - playlist / performance ideas

here she is,,,, the cursed secret texts,,,,, the total drama music camp playlist , along with some short explanations below, cringe city bitch (most of these are just covers that i feel are the closest to the performance Style id imagine for these characters and not necessarily the exact sound but u feel me) also i went back and tagged my previous posts abt this concept with “td music camp au” so if you dont know what the helling fuck im talking abt plz have a gander xoxo

link: youtube .com/playlist?list=PL-bPcaq3ZK2L682RHPauxrsFIPvGJdsiM (space is there so tumblr hopefully doesnt nerf me from the tag 🥺 )

Some Nights - ok so first weeks challenge. i feel like chris would just want them to all collab together on one huge group performance. kinda like on the first day of school when they make you do the ‘get to know you’ tests. idk exactly who would sing what parts tho bc there are so many so let your imagination run wild !!

Hand crushed by a mallet - ok. OKYAY. im a home of sexual. but this is a Cody, Trent, Tyler, Harold and Izzy song. Cody is on vocals (especially the rap in this version shdofsgjsk), Trent is on guitar and some vocals (does some back and forth with him during the rap), Tyler is on drums (and does that one tiny background screamy bit towards the end), Izzy and Harold are joined up on creating the background track and DJing the whole thing. the distortion/choppy part at the end is izzy LIVE going ape on the audio level sliders. its one of the most energetic performances of the whole series and surprises everyone including the group themselves

Misery Business - Duncan on vocals and guitar, Geoff on drums, Trent also on guitar and maybe some backup vocals. you all know i chose that bc i love associating mgk with duncan but. i rly like this idea actually ;;

Paparazzi - ezekiel. idk who the fuck else except maybe justin bc he’d dance that shit to death. i will not apologize thats Him and its fire but you may write and send any formal complaints to my po box. ill roll a blunt with them,

Pom Pom - Lindsay, Heather, Sadie+Katie, and Izzy. Lindsay and Heather are on vocals, sharing the chorus and each getting a solo verse, and ofc izzy does the weird rap part towards the end, and most of the background track. they all thought they were stuck with izzy but izzy is stuck with these preps. Sadie and Katie are on backup vocals, but their role in this one is mostly dancing and adding ✨ stage presence. 

Maps - Trent is on the guitar and male vocals while Courtney is on the female vocals (the ~top two performers~ gotta have a song together eventually right), DJ on drums, Bridgette on piano. Heather, Lindsay, Justin, and Leshawna are dancers bc lbr the dance from the video is pretty good for a group number

CREEPER? AW MAN - ok this one. is kind of a joke but wouldnt it be rly hilarious if cody, ezekiel, and harold did this one mostly for fun and the whole second part with the existential breakdown was just. used with on stage satire to make fun of chris for being old or smth. like would they suffer that week, yes, would it be worth it, Y E S, 

Shatter me - Eva, Courtney, Gwen, Beth. QwQ Eva’s on vocals for the first time and rocks it, Courtney is on violin, Gwen on drums, and Beth uses her instruments to make a background track before the performance so she can do stage tech/DJ stuff. oh also justin should be on this one bc i want. those costumes from t he vi deo, 

Chop suey - Lindsay and Courtney on vocals (LMAOSJFkSF listen. we love contrast queens that stun the crowd), Duncan on guitar, Eva on drums (and a lot of background screaming to help the Vibe Tee Em)

Unwritten - Leshawna and Trent? ik its a weird combo but i think they’d kill this

Shake it - GEOFF LMFAOGHJKgjfdG

White Winter Hymnal - Lindsay as Kirstie, Noah probably as Avi even tho we all know he can’t sing that fuckgin low. and idk my other 3 bros as Cody, Tyler and Ezekiel. truly iconique group

Forget me too - QWQ DUNCAN AND COURTNEY ,,,,,,,,,,,, i dont apoloigze for the second mgk = duncan pick, anyways duncans also on guitar, gwen on drums (there is no love triangle in this au btw. the only reason theyre singing this song is bc of the regular ~tension~ that u see in like tdi but its just for the stage mostly. as soon as the songs over they would hug and cheer abt it)

Simple and Clean - Bridgette on singing, Gwen on piano, DJ on drums, Beth on general stage stuff + creates the backtrack with Bridgette's harmonies overlayed

Mr. Brightside - OWEN ON THE BRASS YES BBY ITS HIS TIME 2 FUCKIENG SHINE, Geoff on drums, Gwen begrudgingly on piano, Noah is on vocals and they have to literally bribe him with everything they HAVE to get him to try and sing this way. and he does it and it aint too shabby but he will never do it again

Domino - Leshawna on vocals (again these choices are all, based on general vibe and style and not necessarily voice, this is a tiny white girl singing,), Tyler on drums, Duncan on guitar. energy to the max babey the speakers are gonna blow the fuck out on this one

Starships - KATIE AND SADIE GET TO BE A MAIN DUO !!! they alternate lines , with courtney on violin, izzy on that synthy backtrack, and justin is involved in this one bc id change just a couple of things abt the music video costumes for these characters but like. [grabby hands] gimme

Bulletproof - ezekiel vibes.....? izzy and harold get to team up again for the backtrack. weird kids only karaoke night

The Wolves And The Ravens - 🥺 a geoff and bridgette songk,,,,, 

Never Enough Praying (Mashup) - Courtney on Praying, Heather on Never Enough, Beth and Izzy end up together on the background stuff and make a rly nice track actually

Gasoline - bitch. you know what im gonna say but duncans on vocals, Tyler on guitar, Geoff on drums, Ezekiels on track

Better not wake the baby - Noah gets to sing a song that actually matches his style a tiny bit better lol, DJ on drums, Trent on guitar, and i feel like beth is the only one with any hope of figuring out the accordion keyboard thing thats in the background

This is Gospel - Gwen on piano and Trent on vocals. really the music video is the most important part for me bc i think a challenge where oyu have to sing a really intense emotional song while chris gets to dump shit down on your head from the ceiling of the stage. sounds perfect,

Wildest Dreams - codys on vocals bc god i am Obsessed with this cover being a bisexuality / coming out song . everybody thinks hes just regular simping and being his usual fuccboi self when he chooses this song till he gets to those Very Intentionally Unchanged Pronouns that he sings a little too enthusiastically hhhshHDSHHHSDH , also DJ on drums and Tyler on guitar

Happier - Bridgette solo ! 

Stay - Courtney on guitar and vocals, Dj and Harold are on the hand drum shit. once again i live for the ‘unlikely group actually works together and rocks it’ stuff. courtney as always has talent and enjoys what she does but harold and dj kind of steal the show with how in sync and energetic they are abt it lmfaodghd

[reallifeonthetheseventhfloor]

Real Life on the Seventh Floor, chapter 35

Link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17506664/chapters/52134301

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“Oh! Right,” you said, skipping up to his side and just in front so as to better gesture between the two men. “Demiurge, this is the butcher who’s been so nice to me! Geoff this is m— uh, Demiurge.” You recovered quickly from the lapse. “He’s as interested in seeing your shop as I first was! Maybe more, actually,” you smirked and raised your eyebrows at the man holding an armful of ribs.

“A pleasure,” the red-clad man said, adding a toothy smile to the same solid tone.

Geoff couldn’t quite bring himself to say the same, but did nod and smile. “Welcome to my shop; is there anything in particular you’re interested in? I’m happy to show you around.”

Demiurge’s eyes flicked to the knife in the butcher’s hand, and Geoff realized he was still holding the tool rather tightly. He reached for the aluminium scabbard he kept at his side; he found having it made his work in the back room go a little smoother. It was also strangely satisfying to have the item on his person. He should put it away, however; he’d only had it out to sharpen while he watched the front, and typically didn’t wear it in front of the counter among the customers for safety reasons. “Excuse me,” he said, beginning to sheath it, but Demiurge raised a hand.

“May I?”

No, he knew he should say. Of course not, I cannot just hand you my blade. But instead, he found himself shrugging and holding it handle-first towards the man.

“Careful; just got finished sharpening it.”

The metal raised to align with the keen eyes judging down it’s edge, handle tilting slightly as they traveled. “A satisfactory job; you should be pleased in your effort.”

Geoff frowned. He saw you huff a smile and roll your distracted eyes at the man before he responded to the odd compliment. “Walnut handle, ten inch carbon steel. It’s a custom blade, from a company across the country. They made a set for me specific to the needs I’ve got here in my shop.”

“Oh? Custom to your needs?” Demiurge looked at him, and for the first time it felt as though the observant man were making eye contact rather than just staring back. “I would be quite interested in—”

“Oooooh, Geoff, you have leaf lard?! How did I not notice that last time, I have been dying to try and make a pie crust with leaf lard...”

————

This poor butcher sure has some unusual patrons in his shop! And when Mira and Demi finally get home with all their purchases, what other kind of mischief can they get up to?? Probably magical kinds, that’s what kind.

Do y’all see that art? That art right up there at the top, the beautiful art? Yeah, that thing. That art right there of Mira was made by @download077 and I’ve been goo-goo eyed over it. I mean, look at that mint sprig. Just look at it.

She just made one of her own OC as well, for a holiday one-shot about Holly and Mira enjoying a Christmas party on the seventh floor with their boys Demi and Pan! Go check it out here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17751719/chapters/52114960 And you can find the dazzling pic of Human Holly over on her blog, so make sure you give it a gander! Your peepers will thank you~

[nerdtrekdotcom]

Heritage Composer (TinyD6) (Patreon Request)

Heritage Composer (TinyD6) (Patreon Request)

Heritage Composer (TinyD6)

This massive book clocks in at 112 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page editorial, 1 page ToC, 1 page introduction, 1 page advertisement, leaving us with 107 pages of content, laid out for booklet-size (6’’ by 9’’/A5), so let’s take a look!

  This book was moved up in my reviewing queue at the request of my supporters.

  So, what does this do? Essentially, this is a…

[digitalscifi-blog]

For Old Times’ Sake by Geoff Gander [fantasy]

For Old Times’ Sake by Geoff Gander [fantasy]

For Old Times’ Sake by Geoff Gander Sarah studied the balding, broad-shouldered man dipping a biscotti into his coffee and smiled. “Facebook didn’t lie. You don’t look bad after 30 years,” she said. Frank looked up and straightened. “You look pretty good yourself,” he said. “My kids set up a profile for me,” he added sheepishly. Sarah chuckled and sat down with her coffee. “Thanks for accepting…

[crash-bang-boom]

So @alexskyline​ Has this rather incredible Modern King’s Au that absolutely deserves a gander. I took a million villainous creative liberties with Geoff. x

[retromediavision]

Take a gander at this awesome arcade game show called Starcade hosted by the legendary Geoff Edwards! 

[prettybabyscream]

Halal barbecue brings Islam to wider community

I encounter separation consistently, yet I don't accept it since I'm glad in myself and I believe that possibly that individual is unconscious of the genuine Islam.

Golden Rashidi

Golden Rashidi changed over to Islam eight years prior subsequent to beginning to look all starry eyed at a Muslim man.

"We began getting more genuine and I needed to recognize what he put stock in, and I needed to discover what I had confidence in likewise," she said.

"I simply became hopelessly enamored with Islam and the beautifulness of it."

Ms Rashidi wears a niqab, abaya and long hijab when she goes out in the open.

"I encounter segregation consistently, yet I don't accept it since I'm glad in myself and I feel that possibly that individual is unconscious of the genuine Islam," she said. https://www.hr-sports.com.au/home-garden/bbq/

"I'm at its forefront since what I wear is exceptionally in-your-confront.

"We pick painstakingly where we go in Australia.

"We'll go to the professional flowerbeds and I think individuals who are noticing blooms are not inspired by what I'm wearing.

"You go to a place where there's drinking and liquor and individuals are most likely going to state a remark, so you must know about what you are wearing, the general population around you and that I have youngsters with me who can be influenced."

Ms Rashidi said her mom, Vikki Crook, turned into a Christian around a similar time she turned into a Muslim.  afterbuy bbq

"I think whatever is left of my family recently acknowledged that something Amber would do is totally out there, and it's simply something Amber would do," she said.

"My mum is wonderful and is exceptionally tolerating.

"She discovered God, a similar God yet not from a similar field, and I discovered God and we were dependent on discussing God."

Ms Crook said she had felt energized for her little girl when she changed over to Islam.

"When she said she needed to put the hijab on, I stated, 'Put it all on the line, do it'," she said.

"I regard her conviction framework. It's a lovely religion and I'm extremely pleased with her identity."

Be that as it may, Ms Crook said had beginning worries in regards to how Ms Rashidi might be oppressed.

"At the point when the grandkids tagged along I didn't need them to get the looks and input off other individuals. That stressed me," she said.

"Be that as it may, truly, it doesn't influence them.

"Golden has along these lines of conversing with individuals and they assemble towards her and they see an alternate side to the religion when they converse with Amber."

Northern Rivers Muslim Association president Abdul Aziz

Abdul Aziz is the leader of the Northern Rivers Muslim Association and one of the coordinators of a halal grill in Lismore. (ABC North Coast: Samantha Turnbull)

I am totally against what is going on in the Middle East, honest individuals are being killed each day, however that isn't Islam.

Abdul Aziz

Abdul Aziz is the leader of the Northern Rivers Muslim Association.

He moved to Dubbo, in focal western New South Wales, from Dubai in 2005.

Mr Aziz left the UAE in the wake of being offered a 457 visa and work in Australia as a gadgets design.

He now possesses a business in Lismore.

"I cherish Lismore the best due to the decent variety, the hues, and it has significantly more acknowledgment than a great deal of different groups," he said.

"Segregation will be wherever you go. There was separation where I was conceived in Pakistan, in Dubai when I moved there, it's all over."

Mr Aziz said he wanted to teach the more extensive group about evident Islam, which did not support fear based oppression or murder.

"There are constantly odd one out in a group," he said.

"I need the media to tell the great side of the Muslim people group.

"I am totally against what is occurring in the Middle East, blameless individuals are being killed each day, however that isn't Islam."

Convent Hodson

Convent Hodson is an individual from the Northern Rivers Muslim Association who sorted out Lismore's inaugural halal grill. (ABC North Coast: Samantha Turnbull)

I found that Islam addressed a considerable measure of inquiries and gave me extremely clear rules about how to experience each day.

Nunnery Hodson

Nunnery Hodson turned into a Muslim four years back in the wake of scanning for significance in her life.

"I used to truly hate religion and I ended up conversing with Muslims and I felt this genuine inward protection, as 'don't converse with me about fallen angels and heavenly attendants and diverse ideas of religion I was extremely awkward with'," she said.

"What's more, I heard myself and thought I'll never have the capacity to associate with individuals truly in the event that I don't open up and challenge that in myself, and after that it was a long, moderate process.

"I think I was hunting down significance in my life and until the point that then I hadn't discovered it.

"I found that Islam addressed a considerable measure of inquiries and gave me extremely clear rules about how to experience each day."

Ms Hodson said she at times got a couple of interesting looks as an Anglo-Saxon, Muslim lady.

"For the most part what I find is that individuals need to approach me and converse with me and make inquiries, which I adore," she said.

"Some of the time in the event that I see somebody taking a gander at me severely, I envision they believe it's more regrettable that I'm white ... I think individuals have assumptions, however without an exchange it's difficult to realize what individuals are considering."

Ms Hodson said she had been apprehensive in regards to meeting Middle Eastern Muslims at to begin with, yet her feelings of dread demonstrated unwarranted.

"I was constantly scared before I would meet Muslim individuals and I thought they would judge me or I won't recognize what to discuss, however I generally observed them to be so liberal, regardless of where they were from – Pakistan, Jordan, Australia – there was extremely this delightful sort of state of mind," she said.

"I know, now, when I see outsiders in a recreation center and they are clearly Muslim I realize that they will be inviting, warm and inviting."

Muslim couple Geoff and Nadia Lawton

Geoff Lawton (Jamal Al Deen) changed over to Islam in 2003 and later wedded Jordanian-conceived Muslim lady Nadia Lawton. (ABC North Coast: Samantha Turnbull)

I understood it was really a confidence that begins with the word 'salaam', which implies peace, and it nearly sounded very option and hipster in some ways, 'may the power be with you' sort of thing.

Geoff Lawton (Jamal Al Deen)

Geoff Lawton (Jamal Al Deen) wedded Jordanian-conceived Muslim lady Nadia Lawton in 2004. He changed over to Islam in 2003.

He was a group help laborer in Iraq when he chose to change over.

"I chose I didn't know enough top to bottom about the Islamic confidence, and I'd never really been inside a mosque, and I thought I would do well to comprehend, as I was possibly taking a chance with my life by going into a combat area, more about the Islamic confidence," he said.

"The more I asked, the all the more intriguing, more inactive and more delightful it moved toward becoming and I understood it was really a confidence that begins with the word 'salaam', which implies peace, and it nearly sounded very option and radical in some ways, 'may the power be with you' sort of thing.

"I began to look more into it and I sort of free-fell into a circumstance where I understood there was a considerable measure of deception and there was a ton of understanding that was being confused and I just felt increasingly occupied with a sharia way of life."

Mr Lawton said he was astonished by the opportunity permitted in Islam.

"You have options and there are concessions notwithstanding when you travel," he said.

"It's a simple method for living that permits a great deal of adaptability. There doesn't need to be this inflexibility that is depicted in the press. It's altogether different to that."

He said he felt special to have discovered Islam.

"I carry on with my life all the more gently, with less clash and significantly less inconvenience," Mr Lawton said.

"It's a great deal less demanding to live, what I consider, an OK life."

Ms Lawton said she had no issues sinking into Australia.

"When I came to Australia I guaranteed myself I would have no judgment, I would simply open my heart and my brain and take everything in, and I did that," she said.

"I simply assimilated everybody and made a lot of companions and now everyone knows me around Lismore.

"I cherish the Northern Rivers and I don't think I'll ever abandon it."

Ms Lawton said she made an effort not to take in an excessive amount of news from the Middle East on the grounds that the media's depiction of Islam was disquieting.

"The general population on the news who say what they're doing in the Islamic name and under God's name, it's wrong. They're giving an awful name to the entire of Islam," she said.

"Islam isn't tied in with executing yourself and slaughtering blameless individuals. None of us concur with that."

[mysports360]

Five slowest hundreds of years in ODIs

Hitting a century in a global round of any organization involves pride for each batsman. While some are unstable in their way to deal with their tons, some like to take a more steadied position. While fans incline toward the more touchy batting insights, now and then a quiet innings is needed to either help a group over the line during a low scoring match on a clingy pitch or when a group's batting can't adapt to the rival's weight and falls.

On this note, in the wake of taking a gander at the quickest hundreds of years in ODIs, how about we examine five slowest ever hundreds of years in ODI history:

Also Read -  Steve Smith Biography: Personal Life | Achievements | Records | Career Information

 Rameez Raja versus Sri Lanka – 152 balls (February 1990)

Known for depicting a quiet persona while opening the batting in Tests for Pakistan, Rameez Raja acquired characteristic while going head to head against Sri Lanka in 1990. Raja conveyed the bat for his group, finishing his century in 152 balls while scoring an unbeaten 107 runs off 154 balls, while Pakistan set an objective of 315 for their rivals.

Scott Styris versus Sri Lanka – 152 balls (April 2007)

During the 2007 ICC Men's Cricket World Cup, Sri Lanka went head to head against New Zealand in the Super 8 of the competition, and Scott Styris mobilized on as the wickets of his partners fell around him. Just two other Kiwi batsmen figured out how to hit twofold figures as New Zealand were limited to 219 runs. Be that as it may, Styris figured out how to finish his century in 152 balls, scoring an unbeaten 111 at a pace of 70.70.

Geoff Marsh versus England – 156 balls (May 1989)

Australia have consistently been one of the top cricketing sides, with atleast one player from Down Under creation it to each record there is. At the point when previous opener and the dad of Stuart and Mitchell Marsh hit a century in 156 balls against England in 1989, he turned into the slowest batsman to accomplish this accomplishment; second slowest right now in time.

He inevitably scored 111 off 162 balls, helping the Aussies to 279 and dominating the match for them.

Rameez Raja versus West Indies – 157 balls (February 1992)

Rameez Raja makes it to this rundown second time after a solid exhibition during one of the matches while in transit to Pakistan's lady World Cup winning effort in 1992. Two years on from his past moderate century, Raja took 157 balls this time, in the long run conveying the bat for his group on a moderate Melbourne pitch. Scoring at a pace of 64.55, Pakistan inevitably scored 220 in the first of their three misfortunes in the gathering phases of the competition.

David Boon versus India – 166 balls (December 1991)

Pursuing India's small objective of 175 runs, opener David Boon set the ball running for the Australian cricket crew during India's visit through Down Under. He set up a 129-run organization with Alan Border and proceeded to convey the bat for his group, scoring 102 runs at a pace of 60.17. India were resolved yet inevitably lost the game with nine balls to save.

Read More -  Slowest Centuries In ODI Cricket: List of Batsmen with Slowest 100 in ODI

[vote4courtney]

List of hometowns under the cut!

Alejandro: Ottawa, Ontario

Amy & Sammy: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Anne-Maria: Quebec City, Quebec

B: Halifax, Nova Scotia

Beardo: Kemano, British Colombia

Beth: Muskoka, Ontario

Brick: Winnipeg, Manitoba

Bridgette: Tofino, British Colombia

Cameron: Edmonton, Alberta

Cody: Liverpool, Nova Scotia

Courtney: Montreal, Quebec

Dakota: Vancouver, British Colombia

Dave: Watson Lake, Yukon Territories

Dawn: Yellowknife, Northwest Territories (Specifically on Ragged Ass Road lol)

DJ: Newmarket, Ontario (Immigrated from Jamaica)

Duncan: Toronto, Ontario

Ella: Sept-Îsles, Quebec

Eva: Dawson City, Yukon Territories

Ezekiel: Stanley Mission, Saskatchewan

Geoff: Moncton, New Brunswick

Gwen: Mississauga, Ontario

Harold: Montreal, Quebec

Heather: Vancouver, British Colombia

Izzy: Toronto Islands, Ontario

Jasmine: London, Ontario (Immigrated from Australia)

Jo: Regina, Saskatchewan

Justin: Sudbury, Ontario

Katie: Toronto, Ontario

Leshawna: Vancouver, British Colombia

Lightning: Thunder Bay, Ontario

Lindsay: Paris, Ontario

Max: Calgary, Alberta

Mike: Scarborough, Ontario

Noah: Brampton, Ontario

Owen: Owen Sound, Ontario

Rodney: Prince Albert, Saskatchewan

Sadie: Toronto, Ontario

Sam: Fredericton, New Brunswick

Scarlett: Kelowna, British Colombia

Scott: Grand Prairie, Alberta

Shawn: Gillam, Manitoba

Sierra: St. John’s, Newfoundland & Labrador

Sky: Thunder Bay, Ontario

Staci: Happy Valley, Newfoundland & Labrador

Sugar: Red Deer, Alberta

Topher: Gander, Newfoundland & Labrador

Trent: Rimouski, Quebec

Tyler: Calgary, Ontario

Zoey: North Rustico, Prince Edward Island

Hometown head canons for TD characters on a map!

Excluding RR because that would’ve been crowded lol. Shoutout to @doglover502 and @aproperthottie for helping out with this!

Zoom in to see everyone because it’s small especially in southern Ontario! List of all the hometowns coming soon!

PS: I know Jasmine is Australian but I didn’t want her to be the only one missing so let’s say she immigrated from Australia to Canada!

[thecomedybureau]

Here Are Your 2017 Emmys Comedy Nominees

Today, the nominations for the 2017 Primetime Emmys were announced. For comedy specifically, it’s probably what you expected.

Premium cable and streaming services continue to dominate the Emmys with Netflix and HBO coming out strong. FX also maintains its status as a premium cable network disguised as a basic cable network with its handful of nominations for Atlanta, Better Things, and Baskets. 

Colbert’s Election special and Sam Bee’s Not the WHCD thankfully were bestowed nominations here as well.

One thing that was a delightful surprise is Lauren Lapkus and Ben Schwartz gaining nominations for their performances in The Earliest Show, a web series that followed a morning talk show with one of the hosts going through all the stages of grief.

Take a gander at all the comedy nominees below.

*All comedy nominees are in italics

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES Atlanta, FX Black-ish, ABC Master Of None, Netflix Modern Family, ABC Silicon Valley, HBO Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Netflix Veep, HBO

LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES Pamela Adlon, Better Things, FX  Jane Fonda, Grace And Frankie, Netflix Allison Janney, Mom, CBS Ellie Kemper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Netflix Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep, HBO Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish, ABC Lily Tomlin, Grace And Frankie, Netflix

LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES Anthony Anderson, Black-ish, ABC Aziz Ansari, Master Of None, Netflix Zach Galifianakis, Baskets, FX Networks Donald Glover, Atlanta, FX Networks William H. Macy, Shameless, Showtime Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent, Amazon

VARIETY TALK SERIES Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, TBS Jimmy Kimmel Live, ABC Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, HBO The Late Late Show With James Corden, CBS The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, CBS Real Time With Bill Maher, HBO

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES Vanessa Bayer, Saturday Night Live, NBC Anna Chlumsky, Veep, HBO Kathryn Hahn, Transparent, Amazon Leslie Jones, Saturday Night Live, NBC Judith Light, Transparent, Amazon Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live, NBC

SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES Louie Anderson, Baskets, FX Networks Alec Baldwin, Saturday Night Live, NBC Tituss Burgess, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Netflix Ty Burrell, Modern Family, ABC Tony Hale, Veep, HBO Matt Walsh, Veep, HBO

VARIETY SKETCH SERIES Billy On The Street, truTV Documentary Now!, IFC Drunk History, Comedy Central Portlandia, IFC Saturday Night Live, NBC Tracey Ullman’s Shows, HBO

OUTSTANDING ANIMATED PROGRAM Archer, FX Bob’s Burgers, Fox Elena And The Secret Of Avalor (Sofia The First), Disney Channel The Simpsons, Fox South Park, Comedy Central

UNSTRUCTURED REALITY PROGRAM Born This Way, A&E Deadliest Catch, Discovery Channel Gaycation With Ellen Page, Viceland Intervention, A&E RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked, YouTube United Shades Of America With W. Kamau Bell, CNN

HOST FOR A REALITY/REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM Alec Baldwin, Match Game, ABC W. Kamau Bell, United Shades Of America With W. Kamau Bell, CNN RuPaul Charles, RuPaul’s Drag Race, VH1 Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway, Lifetime Gordon Ramsay, MasterChef Junior, Fox Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, VH1

OUTSTANDING CHARACTER VOICE-OVER PERFORMANCE American Dad!, Dee Bradley Baker as Klaus, TBS/20th Century Fox Television Bob’s Burgers, Kevin Kline as Mr. Fischoeder, Fox BoJack Horseman, Kristen Schaal as Sarah Lynn, Netflix F Is For Family, Mo Collins as Ginny, Jimmy Fitzsimmons, Lex, Ben, Cutie Pie, Netflix Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Fox The Simpsons, Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Fox

OUTSTANDING SHORT FORM COMEDY OR DRAMA SERIES Brown Girls, Open TV Fear The Walking Dead: Passage, AMC.com Hack Into Broad City, ComedyCentral.com Los Pollos Hermanos Employee Training Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Slingshot, ABC.com

OUTSTANDING SHORT FORM VARIETY SERIES Behind The Voice Epic Rap Battles of History Honest Trailers The Daily Show-Between the Scenes The Star Wars Show

OUTSTANDING SHORT FORM NONFICTION OR REALITY SERIES Creating Saturday Night Live Feud: Bette and Joan: Inside Look Jay Leno’s Garage National Endowment For The Arts: United States of Arts Viceland at The Women’s March

OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A SHORT FORM COMEDY OR DRAMA SERIES  Ty Burell, Boondoggle Alan Tudyk, Con Man Kim Estes, Dicks Jason Ritter, Tales of Titans Ben Schwartz, The Earliest Show John Michael Higgins, Tween Fest

OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A SHORT FORM COMEDY OR DRAMA SERIES  Mindy Sterling, Con Man Jane Lynch, Dropping the Soap Kelsey Scott, Fear The Walking Dead: Passage Mindy Sterling, secs & EXECS Lauren Lapkus, The Earliest Show 

OUTSTANDING SHORT FORM ANIMATED PROGRAM Adventure Time, Cartoon Network Disney Mickey Mouse, The Disney Channel Marvel’s Rocket & Groot, Disney XD Steven Universe, Cartoon Network Teen Titans Go!, Cartoon Network

DIRECTING FOR A COMEDY SERIES Donald Glover, Atlanta Jamie Babbit, Silicon Valley Morgan Sackett, Veep David Mandel, Veep Dale Stern, Veep

DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY SERIES Derek Waters & Jeremy Konner, Drunk History Andy Fisher, Jimmy Kimmel Live Paul Pennolino, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Jim Hoskinson, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Don Roy King, Saturday Night Live

DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL Paul Pennolino, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee Presents Not The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Glenn Weiss, The Oscars Jim Hiskinson, Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going to Clean Up This S—? Jerry Foley, Tony Bennett Celebrates 90: The Best is Yet to Come

WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES Donald Glover, Atlanta Stephen Glover, Atlanta Aziz Ansari & Lena Waithe, Master of None Alec Berg, Silicon Valley Billy Kimball, Veep David Mandel, Veep

WRITING FOR A VARIETY SERIES -Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Jo Miller, Samantha Bee, Ashley Nicole Black, Pat Cassels, Eric Drysdae, Mathan Erhardt, Travon Free, Joe Grossman, Miles Kahn, Melinda Taub & Jason Reich -Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Kevin Avery, Tim Carvell, Josh Gondelman, Dan Gurewitch, Geoff Haggerty, Jeff Maurer, John Oliver, Scott Sherman, Will Tracy, Jill Twiss & Juli Weiner  -Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jermaine Affonso, Alex Baze, Bryan Donaldson, Sal Gentile, Matt Goldich, Dina Gusovky, Jenny Hagel, Allison Hord, Mike Karnell, John Lutz, Seth Meyers, Ian Morgan, Seth Reiss, Amber Ruffin, Mike Scollins, Mike Shoemaker & Ben Warheit  -The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Barry Julien, Jay Katsir, Opus Moreschi, Stephen Colbert, Tom Purcell, Matt Lappin, Michael Brumm, Nate Charny, Aaron Cohen, Cullen Crawford, Paul Dinello, Ariel Dumas, Glenn Eichler, Django Gold, Gabe Gronli, Daniel Kibblesmith, Michael Pielocik, Kate Sidley, Jen Spyra, Brian Stack & John Thibodeaux  -SNL, Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Kent Sublette, Bryan Tucker, Pete Schultz, James Anderson, Kristen Bartlett, Jeremy Beiler, Zach Bornstein, Joanna Bradley, Megan Callahan, Michael Che, Anna Drezen, Fran Gillespie, Sudi Green, Steve Higgins, Colin Jost, Erik Kenward, Rob Klein, Nick Kocher, Dave McCary, Brian McElhaney, Dennis McNicholas, Drew Michael, Lorne Michaels, Josh Patten, Katie Rich, Streeter Seidell, Will Stephen & Julio Torres 

WRITING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL -Full Frontal with Samantha Bee Presents Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Samantha Bee, Jo Miller, Ashley Nicole Black, Patt Cassels, Eric Drysdale, Mathan Erhardt, Travon Free, Joe Grossman, Miles Kahn & Melinda Taub  -Louis C.K. 2017, Louis C.K. -Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust, Sarah Silverman  -Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going to Clean Up This S—?, Jay Katsir, Opus Moreschi, Stephen Colbert, Michael Brumm, Nate Charny, Aaron Cohen, Cullen Crawford, Paul Dinello, Rob Dubbin, Ariel Dumas, Glenn Eichler, Django Gold, Gabe Gronli, Barry Julien, Daniel Kibblesmith, Matt Lappin, Michael Pielocik, Tom Purcell, Kate Sidley, Jen Spyra, Brian Stack & John Thibodeaux -70th Annual Tony Awards, Dave Boone, Mike Gibbons, Lauren Greenberg, Ian Karmel, Ben Winston & Justin Shanes 

WRITING FOR A NONFICTION PROGRAM Amanda Knox, Brian McGinn  Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown, Anthony Bourdain  The Beatles: Eight Days a Week – The Touring Years, Mark Monroe  Bill Nye Saves the World, Prashanth Venkataramanujam, CeCe Pleasants, Sanden Totten, Mike Drucker & Flora Lichtman  13th, Ava DuVernay & Spencer Averick 

OUTSTANDING INTERACTIVE PROGAM Full Frontal with Samantha Bee Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Saturday Night Live Multiplatform Experience The Late Late Show with James Corden The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Get the full list of all this year’s Primetime Emmys nominees, including all of the Creative Arts Emmys here.

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Municipal Election Results

St. John’s

Mayor Danny Breen Andy Wells Renee Sharpe

Deputy Mayor Sheilagh O’Leary Michelle Worthman

Ward 1 Lou Puddister Nadeem Saqlain Deanne Stapleton

Ward 2 Tom Badcock Greg Dunne Jonathan Galgay Pamela Hodder Hope Jamieson Wayne Ralph Derek Winsor

Ward 3 Walter Harding Jamie Korab Peter McDonald

Ward 4 Scott Fitzgerald Ian Froude

Ward 5 Wally Collins Paul Dinn Jamie Finn Fraser Piccott Mike Walsh

Councillor-at-Large Terry Bennett Larry Borne Maggie Burton Ron Ellsworth Debbie Hanlon Tom Hann Sandy Hickman Tracy Holmes Dave Lane Jennifer McCreath Darrell Power Art Puddister

Corner Brook

Mayor Jim Parsons Charles Pender

Councillor Katrina Basha Lenny Benoit Priscilla Boutcher Kyle Brookings Leo Bruce Tony Buckle Josh Carey Linda Chaisson Keith Cormier Pamela Gill Vaughn Granter Bill Griffin Maureen Mennie Devon Pardy Brian Sparkes Bernd Staeben Tom Stewart Donna Wheeler

Conception Bay South

Mayor Terry French – Elected

Ward 1 Darrin Bent – Elected

Ward 2 Junior Bursey Tom Gruchy

Ward 3 Judy Caines Warrick Cluney Woodrow French Gerard Tilley

Ward 4 Steve Eason Adam Gear Richard Murphy

Councillor-at-Large Ken Bruce Eugene Blundon Christine Butler Paul Connors Cheryl Davis Shannon Duff Rex Hillier Stephen Pretty Derek Senior Kirk Youden

Mount Pearl

Mayor Dave Aker Travis Faulkner

Councillor Bill Antle Darren Chislett Gerard Curtis Isabelle Fry Max Harvey Tony Janes Dave Kelly Andrew Ledwell Jim Locke Rick Pearson Andrew Power Terry Ryan Lucy Stoyles

Paradise

Mayor Dan Bobbett John Roberts

Councillor Sheldon Antle Coreen Bennett Glen Carew Scott Dawe Paul Dinn Allan English Neil Farrell Tony Kelly Elizabeth Laurie Reggie Lawrence Patrick Martin Anthony Pittman Deborah Quilty Kimberly Street Jamie Thornhill Sterling Willis

Grand Falls-Windsor

Mayor Peggy Bartlett Barry Manuel

Councillor Karen Andrews Rod Bennett Mike Brown Amy Coady Davis Jim Courtney Shawn Feener Darren Finn Lori Hennessey Mary Kelly Tom Pinsent Mark Whiffen

Gander

Mayor Cyril Abbott Percy Farwell Frank Ireland

Councillor Robert Anstey Stephanie Winsor Tara Pollett Gerry Parrott Sarah McBreairty Paul Hamlyn Oswald Fudge Brian Dove Darren Byrne Gina Brown Patrick Woodford

Happy Valley-Goose Bay

Mayor George Andrews Tony Chubbs John Hickey

Councillor Wally Andersen Michelle Baikie Reginald Bowers Jackie Compton Hobbs Shawn Crann Brian Davis Rupert Dawe Lori Dyson Scott Hudson Wilbur Patey Bert Pomery Joe Tremblett

Labrador City

Councillor Febian Benoit Jordan Brown Wayne Button Edward Conway Richard Fahey Junior Humphries Christopher Lacey Kenneth Lawlor Toby Leon Nick McGrath Jamie-Lynn Patterson John Penney Peter Pike Clarence Rogers Corinna Wentzell

Portugal Cove-St. Philip’s

Mayor Joe Duggan Carol McDonald Gavin Will

Councillor Dave Bartlett Joe Butler Dean Churchill Jennifer Dwyer Johnny Hanlon Darryl Harding Cyril Hayden Stephen King Jeff Laham Kerry McDonald Doug Neary Tina Neary Madonna Stewart Sharpe Tracey Whitewick

Torbay

Mayor Craig Scott – Elected

Councillor Trina Appelby Geoff Gallant Ward Gosse Justin Martin Tony Pollard Peggy Roche Mary Thorne-Gosse Brian Whitty Jason Whitty

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Advanced Adventures: The Secret of the Callair Hills (OSR)

Advanced Adventures: The Secret of the Callair Hills (OSR)

Advanced Adventures: The Secret of the Callair Hills (OSR)

This installment of the Advanced Adventures-series clocks in at 13 pages, 1 page front/back cover, 1 page editorial, 1 page SRD, 1 page advertisement, leaving us with 9 pages of content, so let’s take a look!

  This review was sponsored by one of my patreon supporters, to be undertaken at my convenience.

  All right, as always for the…