#genuinely will be flabbergasted

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.

Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429

[clawz-loopz]

Watching death note w/ a friend only to be harassed by the biggest puppy eyes haver

[luvingsolace]

“Why was Will so whiny during tsats he was literally fine” mind you they were in hell and then in Tartarus and my boy he gets sick from not being close to the sun not to mention all of his injuries… how was he fine???

[neodiekido]

it's a little funny to me ouma revealed maki's real talent in front of everyone and then deliberately continued to antagonize her throughout the game, finally claiming to be the mastermind and taking the one person maki would definitely kill to protect hostage and then when she tried to kill him he was like "owww what the fuck is your problem dude"

[wulfhalls]

https://x.com/bearsnenya/status/1837864247637758066

which could mean nothing...

sitting in my room feeling things god only intended for martyrs in moments of devine ecstacy at the threshold of death to experience

[manwholovescabins]

sometimes i remember that sokka and zuko aren’t like… actually canonically a couple… but aren’t they kind of? kind of they are. i think they kind of are.

[coffeegnomee]

when Medusa was happening did ya'll think it was Mapicc and Ro or did they get away with that?

[anabetel35]

Ninjago Dragons rising s2 part 2 spoilers!!!

Ninjago fans when Arin becomes evil (they've been theorising about this since the very first episode of DR came out):

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

[mazojo]

I am so incredibly normal about this ask me how normal I am I am very normal guys

[gaillol-13]

The face of a man in a situation.

[vulcan-moon]

pls pls pls put somewhere on ur profile that ur proship just out of respect for victims and minors

im not though????

[therealcallmekd]

what about now….

................

man....

i dunno... damn

i guess?

[unriding]

hi evie !! how have you been ? :33 i hope you dont mind me borrowing you and moze for something ehehe <3

[muzzlemouths]

looking at the current DFtR vote rn like