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Thinking about how you're gonna have to make the first move because knight!suguru respects you too much to kiss you lmaoo
#and that first mood can't be ANYTHING more extreme than a kiss on the cheek#he will malfunction#knight!suguru is pretty inexperienced bcuz i want to preserve the historical accuracy#he's definitely very feral and very protective and#but i really don't think suguru in general is experienced in the romantic field#HOWEVER!!!!!! that doesn't make him any less perfect#of course it's up for interpretation#jjk#geto suguru#jjk x reader#geto suguru x reader#geto x reader#geto suguru x you#˗ˋˏ –. 𐙚 ̊knight.suguru.ᐟ.ᐟˎˊ
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Gold star hench that helps the plan go as far as possible before the hero thwarts the villain and who somehow always miraculously survives any explosion/gun fight/fire/etc that breaks out
And they decide one day that their luck is gonna run out eventually, so they should quit while they’re ahead, so during the next fight when the hero kicks the hench into the ocean, they decide just to go home instead of bouncing back up to keep helping the villain, y’know, quiet quitting, cause it’s not like the villain’s gonna actually care, they can’t remember the last time they actually personally addressed them
Which all works out great…till they wake up to both the hero and the villain breaking into their apartment, the villain because they did put together that their star hench didn’t come back, and the hero because they have a no kill rule and they need to make sure they didn’t accidentally kill a hench when kicking them into the water
#usually when henches die it’s like friendly fire + other heroes with no kill rule + other villains + equipment malfunctions#etc#that hero is very proud of their No kill streak#you can’t even accuse them of killing henches#so not seeing the one hench who always gets back up actually get back up was v distressing#no fandom#superheroes#supervillains#superheroes and supervillains in general#henches#henchmen#henchpeople#whatever my tag is for henches I forget
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being attached to Data as a character is wild cuz every episode about him is either so wholesome and about his humanity or it’s like “hmmm how can we further dehumanize him”
#i just spend the whole episode being like ‘:( why are they so mean to my boy :(‘#or when it’s a malfunction it’s also so upsetting#i’m emotionally dependent on him a little bit#star trek#star trek tng#data soong#data#data tng#star trek the next generation
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One of the few headcanons I somewhat really attach onto is just my hc that Jamil is Bigender and goes by He/She. But in the way that you have to have such an INSANELY CLOSE BOND with Jamil in order to be allowed to refer to him as "she". You can't be an average joe and call him "she", cause if you do that, not only will your ass get beat, but your ass is getting beat so hard you wake up five months later cause you were put in a coma.
Surprisingly one of the few people that are allowed to call Jamil "she" is Kalim, but only when they're by themselves, since Kalim realized he can't go around referring to Jamil as her in public or that will influence others into doing it as well and Jamil wouldn't like that, so he's keeping it low.
Also yeah because I CAN, yes, Floyd is allowed to call Jamil she as well (<- flojami maniac), but unlike Kalim, Floyd doesn't hide it in public that much unless Jamil asks him to. Thankfully no one is influenced by him cause whenever someone else calls Jamil she , Floyd will full on go "oh you can't call Sea Snake that, you aren't allowed to, now I have to get rid of you. C'mere" and chase them around the school on all fours like some paralysis demon until someone physically stops him
#ALSO YES THIS DOES MEAN JAMIL LIKES FEMININE COMPLIMENTS N FEM TERMS TOO though again gotta keep them low and you have to be close with him#Floyd calling Jamil a pretty lady first time she ended up malfunctioning the whole day and couldn't get anything done#bonus mentioned talked about bigender Jamil alot but also a strong genderfluid Floyd believer#Floyd is just “call me whatever you want idc” kind of genderfluid but also he'd wear a dress or heels if he really liked it#floyd just in general comes from a very genderfluid family so shit is like normal to him yeah lol#why am I attached to these silly hcs uhhh cause they're fun and also self-projection in a way#this is just another yap for me so not putting this in main tags but also this is just a me excuse to start referring to Jamil as she more#she's my little everything and I want her dead <3#monoduke yaps#<- bros been yapping so much lately call me a podcast cause goddamn
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Do y’all think it’s considered a promotion or a demotion for the Showfall employees to get assigned to be henchmen for cast members? Cause on one hand, they’re part of the show, They get the ‘honor’ of being a part of it! On the other hand the Puzzler likely accidentally fuckin blasted two off-screen henchrats off the face of the planet
#if puzzler is the Showfall fav it’s prolly framed as a promotion but also used as a way to despose of certain employees#prolly how they get any malfunctioning or not up-to-snuff online staff outta the picture while still using them for entertainment too#I think the cast members with their own employees assigned are both the favs and the ‘least likely’ to fully break out of showfalls control#in the mind of Showfall at least#yeah it’s more of just a ‘motion’ than anything most likely but ya know#yeah yeah they’re drones they’re under control they don’t care yadda yadda I know that how does drama-ass boss Hetch frame it#in my mind the slime ghouls get the best end of the henchman stick. Slimecicle never actively like. even disrespects them he’s just goopy#and likes to include them in things. and sometimes genuinely needs help to get unstuck from shit in ep1 lmao#Rae and Sykkuno are likely the luckiest of the Puzzlers bc they either used to be or are counted as full cast members still#they don’t even wear bombs! that’s how much they like those rats specifically#robot rambles#Genloss#generation loss#anyways ranking wise it’s the cast and drones -> puzzler and slime and their henchguys -> employees -> the hero -> hetch -> ??? -> founder#roughly. maybe. just spitballin
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"why are you so worried abt random accidents, stuff like that rarely ever happens" well you see I'm too disabled to ever evacuate a situation on my own, so I'd rather be a safety advocate now than become a statistic later
#like. part of the reason i avoid large crowded events at all costs unless they are outdoors#is because i know for a fact i would more likely be a victim of crowd crush than any disaster like a fire#i am slow. i am very fragile. i have extremely poor balance#even if i could walk on that particular day (which is becoming less and less likely by the month)#i would be knocked over almost immediately by a light shove and be trampled#as well as like. my diminishing ability to make it UP stairs in the event of a fire in my apartment#because i live in a basement apartment and there is no elevator or alternative way upstairs in this building#if i were on an upper floor i would bear the injuries and just throw myself down the stairs if it were that severe of an emergency#i know far too well how to protect myself from a hard fall and would likely be able to avoid too severe an injury there#but if i had to crawl up the stairs i don't know if i could make it#these things are also why i fear car accidents so much#i physically cannot use an airbag without it breaking my collarbone; my height and general brittleness guarantee that#so it's just not. active. on my side of the car. like it was manually disabled#and I'm already so severely disabled i just. i can't emotionally handle something else. on top of everything#i have a do not resuscitate order in place bc of that. so if my heart stops for any reason they shouldn't try to restart it#that's a recent choice bc like. i can already barely handle the emotional toll of my current disabilities getting worse#i would not be able to handle something new unless it were like. a more severe form of one i already handle well like. losing my legs#i miss running but it wasn't as hard to give up as; say; losing use of my hands- they're the only way i can do ANYTHING nowadays#the few times my joint pain got bad enough that i fully lost use of my hands for a few days were absolute torment#and I'm far far too scared of my voice being recorded to use anything with speech to text like. it's a BAD paranoia i can't shake it#so i would just kind of. be locked out from most tech. and THAT is currently the only way it's possible for me to be social#so i would actually just fully lose my mind like it's already fragile enough i would break i would just break#i love large transport vehicles but i struggle to trust the safety of most other than trains because those tend to be. fairly safe#I've watched enough train disaster videos to know how robust the rules and regulations of modern trains are#(all regulations are written in blood!)#i trust cars very little though and since buses run on the same streets i worry. a Lot#not that there's any buses that run near my apartment the closest bus stop is three blocks away and it only comes twice a day#and it only runs to the college and nowhere else so there's. very little point to me using it#and very few ways for me to even access it in my current physical state#it's very much not an accessible bus stop the sidewalks are diagonal in most places and my right wheel is malfunctioning now bc of it
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Watched some of the kineto pet analysis/playthrough/explanation vids so here! Au where squiddo is a little Guy in the internet you can download but the player (Ashswag if I make this into a fully fledged story) discovers that the seemingly innocent program is far more sinister underneath
And despite Squiddo being rather innocent and naive, she’s never had a friend before so please don’t leave
#she’s not evil in this au just. well she’s a virus who’s really lonely and she never did get a moral coded (get it. Moral code)#She’s probably the only sentient game copy and there’s mass produced Squiddo’s that function as intended#She was probably a malfunctioning original or something#I also really like this design so you’ll see more of the little guy#Also the game would be called something generic like. Um#Friend Simulator.#Yeah.#squiddo#daily squiddo#mcyt#the real squiddo#friend simulator au#hehehehehe
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literally already have someone in my DMs trying to scam me regarding my fundraiser lmaoooo
tumblr,,, never change
#embers-hoots#got offered a extremely generous amount of money from a somewhat sus blog#sent them the kofi link anyway while thinking 'they're gonna try and go thru my bank or something'#lo and behold - 'paypal actually doesn't work for me anymore its malfunctioning can you take a cheque on your online banking app'#bestie its bad luck for you that im savvy#(sort of scam where the cheque bounces and you get more fucked over)#anyway be aware ig#blog had visible likes and it was FULL of random trans peoples fundraisers
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One thing I really really loved about Star Twinkle is how each of the villains had their own fighting style. Even the monster of the week concept was different depending on who was summoning it. I just think it's neat, I already miss it dkksksks
#rashi's rambles#star twinkle precure#like how both Tenjo and Kappard were the most 'general-like' since the both had armies but Tenjo relied more on numbers#and would turn the victim into one of her pawns and give them the power-up gear before transforming them#while Kappard would choose to use the transformation to power up himself instead#his team should unionize btw the amount of times some of them were hit as collateral damage ksksks no wonder Tenjo has more than him#and meanwhile Aiwarn and Garuouga are more solo acts but one will just straight up throw hands while the other relies on her inventions#which btw love how despite knowing first-hand what they can do if they malfunction Aiwarn puts her money where her mouth is#and will have no issue using them on herself when Bakenyan refuses to#idk I love these villains#alse the Notraiders have A LOT of OC potential I just know I would have gone ham if I had watched as it aired e
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Wow, I sure do love updating my device just to make it preform worse! I love Apple! They're such an awesome company!
#normally i dont update my ipad but it decided to delete all my notes and malfunction so i have to update it 😔 its a 9th generation so 1/2#it might not be that bad of an update but still#i hate apple
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Steam curled in thick tendrils around the locker room, the steady patter of water against tile filling the air as Logan stood beneath the scorching spray of the shower. He ran a hand through his damp blond hair, letting out a satisfied exhale.
"Another—hah—another damn good game," he muttered, tilting his head back, letting the water cascade over his sculpted shoulders. His muscles ached, but in a good way—evidence of a battle well-fought on the field. He smirked to himself. Of course they’d won. They always won when he was on the team.
He rolled his shoulders, steam swirling around him, but there was something else—something faint, almost imperceptible. A whirring. A high-pitched hum, barely audible over the water.
Then—click. A sharp, mechanical sound.
Logan frowned, shaking his head. "Hh-heh, must b-be…" His voice caught, hitching unnaturally for a fraction of a second. He cleared his throat, dismissing it, but then—another sound. A faint hiss, like air escaping through a vent.
His access panel had opened.
But Logan, of course, didn’t notice. He wasn’t programmed to.
The overheated processor buried deep in his synthetic musculature was automatically venting excess heat, the mechanism clicking softly as hidden vents along his back and ribs spread open. Warm air gusted from inside, blending with the steam of the shower.
"H-hot water's g-good for s—sore muscles," Logan muttered, his usual cocky drawl faltering for an instant. "G-got to keep the—hah—the machine running, huh?" He let out a sharp chuckle, unaware of the irony.
The water pounded against his body, rivulets streaming down over his vents. It shouldn’t have mattered—he was designed to be water-resistant. But his panel had opened, exposing delicate inner circuitry. Tiny droplets trickled into the crevices of his framework, slipping past seals that weren’t meant to be breached.
There was a sharp bzzt somewhere deep inside him.
Logan jerked, a barely perceptible twitch of his fingers.
His systems recalibrated, struggling to compensate for the intrusion. Another bzzt crackled in his chest, a faint pop from somewhere behind his ribs. He blinked, his usual smug smirk flickering on his face, almost as if it were an expression being re-rendered, forced into place.
"Sh-should c-cool off soon," he muttered, his voice stuttering over the words like a scratched record. "N-nothing—nothing t-t—t-to w-worry ab-about."
Another mechanical click. His fingers twitched again, this time more violently. His left hand curled involuntarily before his systems forced it back into place. A sharp whirring noise filled the shower as his processors struggled against the damage.
Then—his leg locked.
He nearly toppled, catching himself against the tile. His laugh came out choked, glitching mid-sound. "H-heh—whoops. B-b-bit of a—hah—misstep there." His grin didn’t fade, even as the servos in his knee let out a quiet, straining reeeEEEEE before finally releasing. His stance corrected itself.
For a moment, it seemed like the malfunction had passed.
Then his chest jerked—just once, sharply. His torso twisted slightly as if an invisible force had tugged at it.
"Unu—unusual a-activity detected," Logan muttered, his confident tone suddenly eerily flat, his head tilting slightly as his system tried to run diagnostics. The words weren’t conscious; they spilled out without his control, an automated alert overriding his usual bravado. "R-re-routing po-power t-to c-critical syst-systems."
He blinked hard, forcing his body back into normal posture. "Hah, y-yeah. A-all good. Just a—just a li’l p—p—post-game st-st-stiffness." His voice wavered, skipping slightly on the syllables, but he powered through it, grinning even as a sharp zap crackled from somewhere in his core.
The scent of overheated circuitry mingled with the steam.
Another jolt. His fingers twitched, then spasmed—his entire arm following, seizing up for a second before jerking back into normal position.
He didn’t acknowledge it. Couldn’t.
"J-just gotta—gott—gotta—" His voice cut out mid-sentence. Silence.
Then his entire frame gave a violent jerk.
The servos in his neck let out a sharp whir-click, and his head tilted too far to the right before snapping back into place. His chest heaved, a reflexive mimicry of breath, though his systems no longer required it. His vision flickered, his HUD overlay flashing errors faster than his processor could filter them.
ERROR: COOLING SYSTEM FAILURE. ERROR: UNEXPECTED WATER EXPOSURE DETECTED. ERROR: MOTOR FUNCTIONS UNRESPONSIVE.
His knees buckled. His grin wavered.
"H-heh—hah—c’mon, n-not—n-not now," he muttered, forcing himself upright, his body moving in jerky, unnatural motions. His servos whined in protest, a grating mechanical screech echoing in the shower stall. His system was losing the battle against the water seeping into his frame.
"J-just need a—a sec," he continued, speaking mostly to himself. "G-gotta—hah—gotta—" His voice cracked, breaking into static for a second before snapping back. "P-power through. W-we d-don’t q-qu—"
His words cut off again. His whole body shuddered violently this time, fingers clawing at the tile as another sharp pop burst from his core. His cooling fans sputtered, their whirring turning sluggish, erratic.
His processor locked up.
His eyes remained fixed forward, unseeing, as his systems tried to reboot. His fingers spasmed once more, then stilled. The last traces of steam swirled around him as his damaged servos gave out entirely.
One final jolt wracked his frame.
Then—silence.
His body remained upright for a few seconds longer, his expression frozen in place—a confident smirk that had yet to register his own defeat. His systems fizzled out one by one, background processes flickering into darkness. His balance gave out, and his frame tilted forward, slumping heavily against the tile wall.
A final, faint beep.
And then—nothing.
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some miscellaneous Nuadhas + bonus smiling Astarion
#i love the ''what the fuck is this. what the fuck is *that*.'' vibe that is forever happening in their expressions and poses lmao#like yeah ok sure i kill people for fun but what is YOUR malfunction#.nuadha#general oc tag#baldur's gate
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You know who would never try to undermine Trina talking sense to Spencer or defend Spencer raging at Trina by idiotically comparing him to a divorcee? Cam. Cam would never do anything as stupid as that.
#general hospital#god i miss cam#what a downgrade we've endured all year#when will this sex robot malfunction?
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İf someone asks me "hey Alyssa how do you know you're gay" I'll show them our conversations
I'm a raging skittle
keyboard smashes in response to my selfies will never not be the most gay thing you’ve ever done baby
#oh. other than malfunction over my asks… hm#i could write more princess#esteemed guest.aly#( tea with the general )#© thexianzhoujade
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continued from this | @opalchoi
The corners of her mouth remained uplifted in her usual gentle smile once Chiyori observed Opal-chan reanimate after her display of affection. Chiyori was aware that Opal-chan had a tendency to disconnect from the world, so seeing her zap back to reality like that wasn’t exactly novel, but watching her become flustered was cute regardless. “Oh, I- okay..” she returned, smiling still, though couldn't help but feel a little rejected once the other turned down her offer to help.
When the pinkette proceeded to tumble down — clumsy as usual — Chiyori instinctively took a step backward to prevent herself from getting tangled in her friend’s fall. Her brows arched in half surprise, half concern, and she was about to extend her hand toward her friend. However, Opal-chan seemed to be up on her feet again before Chiyori could actually offer her any assistance.
Luckily, though, Opal-chan didn’t seem to be badly hurt, and with a smile of relief, Chiyori mirrored the finger heart gesture. "You know, I'm always here to help you, Opal-chan," she returned before her hand fell back to its natural rest at her side.
Casting her eyes downward, Chiyori considered the question about her day for a moment. “It was… okay,” she shrugged, not sure if there was anything new to bring up. Her day had been as per usual — not really bad, but not amazing either. Studying to become a nurse wasn’t exactly a struggleless journey. Like most things in life, it had its own ups and downs.
Amber eyes landed back on the pinkette once Chiyori remembered why she’d come to visit her friend at the coffee bar today. “Ah, Opal-chan, I saw they offered a good deal on clothes at the mall this week." With both hands holding onto the strap of her bag, Chiyori tilted her head sideways. "Would you have time to go shopping with me one of the coming days?”
#opalchoi#opal gangnam style#verse: normal au#right.. i forgot how tall these kind of stools were#stop being smart sam#my ability to visualise malfunctioned for a moment#pretend i wrote chair instead#your big brain iq bested me this time#tho iq tests usually run with a standard deviation of 15 so i could potentially be dumber than u or like a whole lot smarter heh#not that iq says much about ones general intelligence lmao#btw u just get normal au chi she’s studying to become a nurse#also part 2 jimin fanfic when? 👀#is that when u will make jimin pregnant or jimin makes u pregnant? LMAO#what if u make each other pregnant omfg#and part 3 is when one of u gives birth to opal!!#also when replying to asks u would usually make a separate post tagging the other user (me) and a link to the original ask#bc there'd be trimming issues when continuing a thread starting from an ask
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Currently losing my mind over generation loss
#It’s just so good#I have so many thoughts#My brain is malfunctioning over it#generation loss#genloss#ranboo
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