a taste of hannibal, a touch of megamind, a shot of venom (pours the whole damn bottle)
i love venom (2018) a lot, it’s my go-to movie when i’m bored or sad, i have seen it many many times. i saw it again a week or so ago with a bud and finally had the opportunity to pen down this lovely au i’ve been thinkin bout
i’ve got a much more fleshed out sketch of how this au plays out. not sure if i’ll write it yet
anyway some bullet points
noir (called, ofc, noir) arrives on earth-138 in the 1920s. his first host is robbie and they basically go through the venom movie, where noir slowly learns to love earth and humanity and all that jazz. up until the 50s or so they’re an investigative reporter and occasionally a scary vigilante superhero!
when robbie is killed (not ewaf style. i forbid it), it fucking devastates noir and he host-hops for a bit, doing fun anarchy things to keep up robbie’s legacy but also losing a few morals here and there. he can do a little murder and eat nazis as a treat
the symbiotes arrive en masse and osborn infects humans with them to turn into his fascist riot police army
through vampire-hunting-esque shenanigans, hobie and noir meet, and strike up a tenuous truce to fight the government. hobie does not like him at first, but noir very much does ;)
cue a slow burn gothic romance between a freedom fighter and a devoted monster <3
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88. SPECTRAL WOUND. 2023-08-09 @ Replugged (w/ Morbide)
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incorrect quote generator (Spiderman: across the spider verse pt2 feat. spider noir, spider ham, and peni parker)
Miles : Fight me!
Hobie , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
Gwen: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Pavitr , deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
Hobie : I have issues.
Miguel : Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Hobie : With you.
Miles : *speaking Spanish*
Gwen : I know, I know.
Hobie: You speak Spanish?
Gwen : No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Miles speaks.
Gwen : Can I get a waffle?
Jess and Miguel : *fighting and yelling at each other*
Gwen : Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Pavir : *eating a cinnamon roll*
Gwen: Cannibalism.
Pavir : *confused chewing noises*
Spider noir : *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Peni : Actually Spider noir , it’s salt.
Spider noir : That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Peni : Uh Spider noir , that would be salt.
Peni : *takes salt packer from Spider noir * This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Spider noir : If you water water, it grows.
Peni Parker: ...What.
Spider Ham : They've got a point.
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just watched vide noir (2022) and i have to say the tragedy of a man whose love leaves him because he wasn't what she needed him to be, who through his journey to find her again became the man she wanted him to be so that he could get to her, only to reach her and find that it's too late to get her back, who grew and changed in his quest for someone who was always going to be out of his reach and he didn't know it until he'd undergone that change?? that shit fucks oh my god.
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Boo York, Boo York – City Schemes Catty Noir
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