#general major

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[bedupolker]

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

[zorangezest]

2/3

they're fighting! someone come break them up!!

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[doloneia]

we need to abolish the idea that ancient greek myths and legend have a coherent timeline. they do not. for any given myth there are like 10 heroes mentioned that feasibly could not have been adults or even alive. herakles keeps showing up in places where he should probably be dead. anyone could be a suitor of helen. even herakles. even theseus if you count that kidnapping stint he did. nestor is alive for 10 billion years. time is fake and anything beyond vague generational outlines is conjecture

[surrah698]

[peachviz]

I’m a Literal Legend ✨

[krakenshipwreck]

as the details start to emerge, it's pretty fucking cool that the kraken are seemingly the only NHL team that said hell yeah we want the PWHL and we want you in our arena and we want to make space for you in our practice facility and we're going to put our money where our mouth is and make this happen.

[hamletthedane]

[vanillacherie]

ffxiv minion party!! ✨

[fruittarts-with-rosepetals]

(zuko and uncle iroh for half of the show) zuko:I think you're overthinking this uncle iroh: I think you are under thinking this

[fox-guardian]

starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.

[avelera]

Laois from Dungeon Meshi legit feels like someone said the generic blond main character guy in a fantasy story can never actually be an interesting character in his own right and Ryoko Kui went, “Oh, bet?”

[fullnameandaddress]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” ok?? i am the very model of a modern major general?? i’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral?? i know the kings of england, and i quote the fights historical?? from marathon to waterloo in order categorical??

[surrah698]

[saphushia]

*think like how ppl redraw anime screenshots/etc. assume the redrawer credits you/your original drawing and is polite/doesnt say anything outright rude in their comments.

No nuance, pick whatever answer fits best and then you can be as nuanced as you want in tags

[feartoxinjelloshot]

lest anyone think he ever leaves my mind, here's some of cv (clipsverse not codotverse LOL) jon :^D mostly just a fun drawing but i wanted to dig into his psyche a little because i looove dissecting his brain. in my au one of the major building blocks of why he does the whole scarecrow thing is because he has struggled all his life with debilitating anxiety & panic disorders. there are of course a handful of other factors but i really liked the idea of a scarecrow who is irrevocably obsessed with studying how fear affects people's lives because it affects his life so deeply. he's convinced that if he studies fear extensively enough then he'll be able to cure himself of it and live a quote "normal life" unquote, but, ironically, he's afraid of what actually going through with it would do to him...