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tibby-art · 2 years ago
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my vision for genderfluid sausage
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thedo0zyslider · 10 months ago
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Mcyt4t Week Day 7: Free Day!!
Doing these was so fun!! Ty @mcytransswag for hosting this <3
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sharpilu · 1 year ago
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some cozy boys for pride month <3
also yes they are romantic. yes Sausage is aroace. no i will not elaborate <3
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pickastitch · 2 years ago
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rhiannonmackwood · 8 months ago
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We have to live.
I see you.
I love you
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yoursminehourss · 11 months ago
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BTWWW who’s ur fave trigun character :3 I HAVENR SEEN/READ IT SO IDK..ASKING FOR A FRIEND
ZAZIE THE BEAAAAAAST
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witherhusbandsislife · 3 months ago
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Salutations!
My name is Indigo, and I am a genderfluid, aromantic t4t omnisexual lesbian, pronouns they/he/star :>
Im in multiple fandoms but my main and biggest fandom is MCYT, specifically Empires SMP and mythical sausage he is my blorbo (always c! never cc!)
again, I am a minor so please no weird stuff
Can’t really be bothered with a full DNI list so basically just fuck off if you’re a bigot of any kind (this includes racism, lgbtphobia, Islamophobia, pro-Israeli, excusionists, terfs, radfems, so on and so forth)
do not have the time or energy for hatred or bigots so if you send me anon hate I will just block you lmao I don’t argue with idiots
not on very often cuz i have to hide from my parents but ill answer any asks or messages as soon as i see them-
nsfw/18+ content please dni im a minor :>
Links!
Wattpad
Ao3
Pronouns.page
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lynnospen · 3 months ago
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Let's see... So Jimmy, pearl, sausage, Kyle, Joel, impulse if you wanna be really funny, aughh I forgot all his other exes rip. But ur soooo real moonrot Kim & Roxie is real. MATTHEW AS JIMMY IS SO STUPID IM GONNA CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!WORLDS #1 LOSER.. knives could be ummm. Well who is envy ... it can't be Cleo cuz Cleo is Kim soooo.. tgis is a multishipping nightmare my man I dont even know . Wait Ren . Ren as envy Addams. Oh yeaaaaaaahhhhhh
ren as envy adams oh my god our genderfluid king
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withering-sunflower-dust · 11 months ago
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Okay do I wann share some concepts for the actor au! But for mainly the actor as of like age names and stuff like that!
Giving them ages and official names!!
Sausage -
Age [ 28 ]
Actor [ Sammy Rose ]
Sexuality [ pan non-binary ]
Pronouns [ he/it/they ]
Bratwurst/Xornoth -
Age [ 28 ]
Actor [ Ash Rose ]
Sexuality [ Aromatic ]
Pronouns [ He/They ]
Shubble-
Age [ 19 ]
Actor [ Shelly Smith ]
Sexuality [ transfem lesbian ]
Pronouns [ she/it ]
Gem-
Age [ 26 ]
Actor [ celestia dawnnya ]
Sexuality [ Bi transfem ]
Pronouns [ she/they ]
Fwhip-
Age [ 26 ]
Name [ cris huffel ]
Sexuality [ genderfluid aroace ]
Pronouns [ he/they/it ]
Pearl -
Age [ 27 ]
Actor [ Dianna brook ]
Sexuality [ Aroace ]
Pronouns [ She/they ]
Joel-
Age [ 30 ]
Name [ Joey hellion ]
Sexuality [ Bi ]
Pronouns [ any ]
Lizzie-
Age [ 32 ]
Name [ Louise Maria ]
Sexuality [ Bi ]
Pronouns [ any ]
Scott-
Age [ 27 ]
Name [ Carson lara ]
Sexuality [ gay ]
Pronouns [ he/they ]
Oli-
Age [ 25 ]
Name [ Liam Leo ]
Sexuality [ Bi transmasc ]
Pronouns [ he/him ]
False-
Age [ 24 ]
Name [ Sahara mist ]
Sexuality [ transfem pan ]
Pronouns [ she/they ]
Pixl-
Age [ 39 ]
Name [ mark Sean ]
Sexuality [ aroace ]
Pronouns [ he/him ]
Jimmy-
Age [ 24 ]
Name [ Cole James ]
Sexuality [ pan transmasc ]
Pronouns [ he/they ]
Katherine-
Age [ 19 ]
Name [ Kathliana Abigail ]
Sexuality [ Asexual Demigirl ]
Pronouns [ she/they ]
Joey-
Age [ 25 ]
Name [ Sebastian rise ]
Sexuality [ Gay ]
Pronouns [ he/him ]
I'll most likely do sketches for them later! But here's some info/headcanon for the actors!
•Sammy was actually originally a writer for the series but then filled an empty role for the series for a bit until they found someone perfect for it but than Sammy kinda just became the perfect person for the role
•Shelly and Kath actually met at a coffee shop where Kath use to work at in highschool
•Louise and Joey actually was actually happily dating for around 10 years and actually purposed on set, the wedding episode was not planned
•Mark makes music with Sahara they're roommate's actually!
•Liam would drag Carson along for yoga sessions
•Sebastian and Sammy actually go way back to like preschool days, the two grew up in a small town and later on moving into the city together
•Sammy and Carson actually met in a very interesting way (I'll get into it in another post)
•Cris and Celestia had never met eachothers before the whole thing and yet ironically they got paired up as siblings cuz they were the only gingers in the cast
•Xornoth was actually played by sausages twin brother, so they'd put him in like a whole suit and like this thing had leg attachments because he had to look tall
•every Sunday everyone in the cast would bring something to set for everyone to eat, and the one predictable thing that will always be there is a pile of milkshake, no one knows who brings in milkshake still
•the S1 corruption was actually make out of carved foam blocks and took days to carve and paint
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hecateisalesbian · 1 year ago
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OOO ask game, all questions >:)
This one is for you and @bloodied-dagger and @idontliketomatoesleavemealonebut I’m only answering this one cuz your way of asking was better (L old man)
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
Uhhhh. Depends. I don’t really drink soda, but I do like monster so monster cans, I hate water bottles unless I put something in it that isn’t water (often), I don’t drink wine (it’s gross), and tea cups are just fancier coffee mugs. Honestly tho mainly depends on A. The drink and B. What I will do with it (coffee mugs for sickness, Tumblers for taking a drink somewhere, etc)
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
Chocolate Bars (dark chocolate is better fight me)
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
flavor or actually food. The bumble gum flavor is delicious but you can’t really compare two totally different foods I eat for two very different occasions/reasons
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
Gifted
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
don’t drink soda (unless it’s monster than from the can)
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
Depends on what, but my overall style depends on my gender of the day™️
7. earbuds or headphones?
Headphones but I only have earbuds sadness
8. movies or tv shows?
tv shows
9. favorite smell in the summer?
I hate summer (the smell of it ENDING. Also like ice cream or smth idk)
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
Basketball or Soccor, but my school plays the dumb versions/their own versions so I often just don’t play lol
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
idk. Some protein waffles, eggs (with sausage sometimes), overnight oats, yogurt w/ whatever, toast, etc
12. name of your favorite playlist?
Across the Spiderverse Soundtrack- jk but I don’t have one so none?
13. lanyard or key ring?
wait hold on I forget the difference lemme google-
Neither carabiner (but probs lanyard)
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
🤷🏼‍♀️ fruit? Idk. I don’t eat a lot of candy besides chocolate
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
Because of Winn-Dixie (go read it its SOOOO good)
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
Gay
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
Doc Martens, followed by my Mary Janes, converse or combats, etc
18. ideal weather?
rainy and thundery with BIG flashes and stuff that shakes ur house
19. sleeping position?
gay (but with my dog)
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
laptop cuz it’s easy but I don’t have one ✨
21. obsession from childhood?
Harry Potter :/ it’s okay/gooodish but the author (JOANNE ROWLING EVERYONE-) is a major TERF, but I try not to associate the works.
22. role model?
my sister :}
23. strange habits?
not strange but I bite my nails. Also your basic nd habits.
24. favorite crystal?
ameythsyt cuz it’s purple (I’m tired I’m not spelling correctly it’s up to the gods (autocorrect) now)
25. first song you remember hearing?
uh
happy birthday?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
sit inside in the AC
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
skiing
28. five songs to describe you?
If this counts
29. best way to bond with you?
Talk with me over something I really like :}
30. places that you find sacred?
My BED
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
Doc martens and anythign that says hot hobo hippie goth emo alt gay genderfluid
32. top five favorite vines?
“He need some MILK!”
“FRE SHA VACA DO“Lebronnnn Jamesss”
“You almost made me drop my crooisaantttt :{“
“And they were roomates 😦”
“two brrooosss chillin in a hot tob, five feet apart cuz they’re ❌🏳️‍🌈”
“Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does”
“A 🥔 ✈️ around my rooommm”
idk those are just the ones I can Remeber right now, but there’s a whole bunch
33. most used phrase in your phone?
“ 💀 “ or “ sobbinggg”
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
I don’t have cable so I don’t get a lot but ONE TIME I got this 4 hour long ad so that was cool
35. average time you fall asleep?
anywhere from 8 pm to 8 pm as in I stayed up the past 24 hours
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
idk
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
suitcase, otherwise your laundering money
38. lemonade or tea?
tea
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
tried both, don’t care
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
Too many but to make it easy for you were known as the drug school
41. last person you texted?
My mom probs
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
how about both
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
leather but all r pretry good
44. favorite scent for soap?
c l e a n
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
fantasy
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
whatever, I’m not picky
47. favorite type of cheese?
Gouda is bussin but it ties with blueberry goat cheese
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
dragonfruit for the sick name or grapes but only the green kind cuz the reds suck
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
“ur mom”
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
idk but I do know I spat water out of my nose so it must’ve been funny
51. current stresses?
life
52. favorite font?
who
who has a favorite font
53. what is the current state of your hands?
tired from all this typing
54. what did you learn from your first job?
what counts as a job
55. favorite fairy tale?
the original ones
56. favorite tradition?
halloween
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
life
Gay/transgender awakening
discord
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
draw
act
sing
autism
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
“COWABUMMER”
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
does owl house count-? Probs assassination classrooom
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
“us weirdos have to stick together” 😭
“we’re supposed to be the good guys.”
62. seven characters you relate to?
Luz noceda
Anne boonchuy
Gwen stacy
Sasha waybright
amity blight
hunter noceda
Marcy Wu
Soooo many more
63. five songs that would play in your club?
Start a Band (Outro)- /j idk
64. favorite website from your childhood?
uhhhhhh. Who. Who has that?
65. any permanent scars?
lots
66. favorite flower(s)?
snapdragon maybe
67. good luck charms?
I have a lot most are in my room, l just trinkets from friends or loved ones
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
grape medicine
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
your nose grease can be used as chapstick
70. left or right handed?
right
71. least favorite pattern?
idk
72. worst subject?
PE lol
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
I used to love mixing Dr Pepper/Root beer in general and lemonade together. Sooooo good
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
-10
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
like a few months old when I got in a car accident (I lost my two bottom teeth and for 7 years I had to sing all I want for Christmas are my two bottom teeth)
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
chips or fries probably
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
idk
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
neither or coffee
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
idk I haven’t seen either in years/ever
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
both
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
fireflies
82. pc or console?
Depends (ow my hand hurts)
83. writing or drawing?
Both make me suffer
84. podcasts or talk radio?
podcasts
84. barbie or polly pocket?
barbie
85. fairy tales or mythology?
mythology and fairy tales often have the same story depending on which one you read
86. cookies or cupcakes?
cookies cupcakes make my stomach hurt
87. your greatest fear?
spiders
88. your greatest wish?
to be a shapeshifter
89. who would you put before everyone else?
my sister
90. luckiest mistake?
Dunno
91. boxes or bags?
for what (bags)
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
fairy lights
93. nicknames?
for who?
94. favorite season?
fall
95. favorite app on your phone?
ibis paint
96. desktop background?
don’t have a desktop
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
like 3
98. favorite historical era?
Any really
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transfemzedaph · 1 year ago
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I mean if we’re talking headcanons let me show you my collection!! :]
In no particular order:
Grian - he/she and pan
Impulse - he/it (I agree!!)
Scar - he/she/they genderfluid
Cub - he/they/it
False - trans she/it
Bdubs - he/they/moss (kisses the homies)
Mumbo - cis disaster bisexual
Tango - he/they and nb
Pearl - she/it + moon neos !!
Zed - she/he/it bigender and ace (but not aro!)
Keralis - cis he/him + neos (always trying out new ones) (he’s like cis+++)
Iskall - he/she/they genderfluid
Evil x - red/reds
X - They/it
Wm - it/its and super/hero :]
Outside of the hc sphere…
Joel trans yes yes
Lizzie also trans but in the opposite direction
Jimmy he/she (totally didn’t copy grian)
Katherine she/it/sheep (she/it Katherine agenda)
Sausage he/they/she/it and neos (there IS a multiverse of him, it seems only natural that she’d find versions of themself using funky pronouns) and pan!
Martyn he/they/it functional bi (also kisses the homies)
Oli they/it + music neos
I do have more but this ask is long already lol! :]
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hsbsjs im just imagining keralis meeting new people and asking for pronouns and then hes like oooh those are cool ive never heard them before and just uses them and ooh i looove moss pronouns for bdubs ive seen it in fics n things and ahh its so fun and music neos for oli makes so much sense fr and tbh i watch sausage sometimes but i dont really know the Loretm but thats very fun and cool and imo everyone should be kissing their homies bc it is fun & cool
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datauthorress · 1 year ago
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Transformers: REDACTED [chapter 1: shelby - part 1]
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pairing: optimus prime / original female character / megatron, ratchet / original female character, thundercracker / original male character / skywarp, cyclonus / original male character, sideswipe / original male character / sunstreaker, knockout / original female character / breakdown, ultra magnus / original genderfluid character
summary: megatron has been missing for one year. the autobots can’t find him, until a weak energon signal makes the autobots realize he’s in the care of a kind human who decided to take him in, but there’s more to the young human than it seems.
rating: e
a/n: original story with some bases from transformers: prime and a few other series. takes place in early 2023.
march 4th, 2023
         “she’s a beaut, eh?”
         “i’d say handsome,”
         shelby leaned her weight on her cane as she glanced at the broken vehicle in front of her. it resembled the batmobile, but a bigger and much prettier version of it. it had purple and black and silver and a strange symbol on the grill of it.
         “whatdya think?” the seller asked, glancing over at shelby with a grin. “good ‘nough project for ya?”
         “perfect, i’ll buy him,”
         the seller took the cash that he was given and counted it before he got his men to get the vehicle on a tow truck to have it sent to her house. shelby got in her truck and waited until the men were ready and then she began to lead them back to her house. it wasn’t a far drive since she lived on the outskirts of sails, indiana. it wasn’t a massive town, but was decently sized and had a good population of people. it was mostly known for its football games, gas stations and the local festival that happened every labour day weekend.
         after about twenty minutes of driving, shelby turned into the long gravel driveway that led up to her house. she had a large, beautiful Victorian house that was surrounded by ten acres of woods, trails in them and a small trail through the trees that led to a large, private lake. she had a massive garden ready to be planted as soon as it was ready to, and a large barn that stood off to the side of the house. it was where shelby mostly did her work on her vehicles.
         shelby drove up to the barn, and got out, before opening the large doors and guiding the men to back up into the barn for them to drop off the broken down vehicle. once it was in, the men unloaded it and she gave them a tip before thanking them. they drove off not too long after.
         shelby sighed, glancing down at the vehicle. “you’re gonna be quite a bit of work, handsome,”
         “talking to the car, shelby?” a male voice laughed behind her.
         one of her two roommates, tripp kucera came up beside her, throwing an arm over her shoulder playfully. he was a young man of about 23-years-old and had been renting a bedroom on the second floor of the house for about a year and a half now. he had curly brown hair that he normally kept slicked back, or somewhat messy with his curls over his forehead, and dark brown eyes. he wasn’t much taller than shelby, ranging about 5’10”, five inches taller than shelby.
         “yeah, he’s beautiful,” shelby nodded, leaning back against tripp slightly so she wasn’t leaning so heavily on her cane.
         “he?” tripp asked with a soft chuckle.
         “well, the car looks like a he,” shelby said, giving tripp’s chest a pat. “don’t make fun of me. what’s for dinner? it’s your turn to cook.”
         “pizza?” tripp suggested.
         “sounds delicious, sausage pizza for me, love.” shelby smiled at him. “sorrel will be home later, so make sure to let him know we’re doing pizza tonight,”
         “will do.” tripp nodded, patting her back.
         tripp headed inside the house. shelby glanced down at the vehicle once more and gave it a soft pat on the damaged hood. “i’ll fix you up, don’t worry.”
         with that, she closed the large barn doors and locked them for now, since she was going inside for a bit. she had taken on a project since she was taking a small hiatus from writing, after having completed a trilogy series and then a novel of monster romance stories. sue her, she liked monster romance.
         for some reason, ever since she had seen the car at the shop, she had felt drawn to it. she wasn’t sure how to explain it exactly, but she felt as though she was meant to have it. she didn’t question her gut usually, as that came with her sense of being able to detect things that people couldn’t.
         mostly the supernatural.
         maybe the car is haunted. shelby thought.
         ah well, who knew.
         when five o’clock came around, their other roommate, sorrel came home. sorrel was 45-years-old and was a doctor at the local hospital, who specialized in neurology and cardiology. he was older, but he was very handsome and had brown hair that he often kept slicked back and kept his face free of facial hair due to wanting to have a professional appearance. he was currently renting a bedroom on the second floor as well.
         although shelby was their landlord, everyone loved each other and got along nicely and did their part in chores around the house.
         after dinner, shelby took her tablet with her to the barn and decided to get to work on the broken vehicle. she put her one of her favorite youtubers on, a young woman who spoke about the creepy or dark side of tiktok and glitch in the matrix stories. shelby had seen all of her videos, but she often had her on for background noise.
         shelby took off her shirt, leaving her in her tank top, jeans and her steel toe boots. she set her cane off to the side, hanging it across the handle on her mobile tool drawer organizer.
         the only weird thing that shelby realized about the car was that it came with no keys, but with a remote start button, which was odd, in her opinion. perhaps it was some illegal car, or something that had been built from the ground up and it didn’t have a key.
         the inside of the car was a mess, bolts and nuts and screws everywhere. however, when she popped the hood of it, she was greeted with an engine she had never seen before, not even on the newer vehicles within the last few years. the engine was damaged, but it looked as though most of the major parts of the engine were intact. she noted the battery in the corner and decided to give it a jump start. she attached clamps to the battery terminals and attached them to a portable battery pack that was on her workbench.
         “alright, here goes nothing,” shelby said to herself and flipped the switch, and then going over to the car and pressing the remote start button.
         immediately, the vehicle lurched as it was jumpstarted and sparks flew out of the engine, but thankfully didn’t catch on fire. the vehicle revved loudly, a crackling noise emitting from the inside. the dashboard came to life and instead of music, she heard what sounded like a desperate plea coming from the radio.
         “meg…..wher….you?” a man’s voice called out.
         “the hell?” shelby whispered.
         sparks flew at her from the radio and she yelped, hearing as a distorted, painful scream came through the radio.
         “op….mus!”
         shelby dove out of the car as it lurched once more, as if it was going to drive right through the closed doors of the barn. but much to her surprise and shock – and horror – the vehicle in front of her began to twist and turn.
         shelby quickly scrambled up out of the way as what looked like a hand came sprouting out of the side of the car and slammed down right in the spot where she had just been. shelby dove under to hide under her workbench, watching as the car twisted and formed into some giant metal titan. arms, shoulders, and legs and then a torso and a head, all damaged and worn from what looked like some kind of battle.
         two glowing, red orbs appeared in the sockets of the face and glanced around frantically, a raspy and frightened gasp coming from the mouth of the titan.
         the giant, metal titan lost its footing and fell onto the ground (luckily enough not crashing through the side of the barn), laying there for a moment before it sat up and looked around before its eyes landed on shelby, hiding underneath her workbench.
         shelby was deathly rigid, all of her muscles tense and her eyes wide as she locked eyes with the being.
         what the fuck was this car? if it was a car at all.
         but shelby didn’t sense danger coming from the being. all she could sense was confusion, desperation, and fear.
         “w….where….where am i?” the being asked, and shelby noticed that the voice was male, deep with an accent behind it that she didn’t recognize.
         shelby was quiet for a moment, swallowing down her nervousness and fear before she answered. “you’re…in my barn, on my property. you’re in the united states, on the outskirts of sails, indiana, my hometown.”
         “sails…?” the being questioned, appearing confused for a moment. “i’m…not far,”
         “far from where?” she asked.
         “where my family is,” it – he – replied. “i…..what is the time, err…the earth date?”
         “march 4th, 2023,” shelby answered.
         the being let out a sigh. “i’ve….been gone for some time…”
         shelby slowly scooted out and stood up, limping towards her tool box and grabbing her cane so she could lean her weight on it. “how long do you think you’ve been gone?” she asked carefully.
         “a year, if i’m correct…”
         a year?
         “how…did i get here?” the titan asked.
         “you were in a junkyard of sorts, and i brought you to my home so i could fix you up, as a project.” shelby answered, remaining calm. “if…if you don’t mind me asking, what are you?”
         “i’m a cybertronian,” the being asked. “my race and i originated from a planet called cybertron. there was a war and….cybertron is now a barren wasteland.”
         “a war? between who?” she asked.
         “between two fractions, the decepticons and the autobots. the decepticons fought for evil, and the autobots for good. i…..was originally the leader of the decepticons, but after a near-death experience, i renounced my ways and joined the autobots to defend earth.” he explained.
         shelby went quiet for a moment, thinking. “what’s your name?”
         “megatron,” he answered.
         “megatron? my name’s shelby o’viere,” shelby said, introducing herself. “i know you’ll want to go back to your family, do you have a way of contacting them?”
         “shelby,” megatron said her name, nodding. “no, my commlink is broken. if it was fixed, i would be able to get into contact with them.”
         “i can help you with that,” shelby nodded. “if you’ll allow me,”
         “i would appreciate it, shelby. thank you,”
         shelby gave a nod. it was only eight pm according to her watch, so she had some time before she needed to turn in for the night. she climbed onto the catwalk that would allow her to be able to reach the side of his head. megatron turned his head towards her, and shelby saw the device that was near where his ear would be.
         “okay, let me see here…” she said to herself, pulling a flathead screwdriver out of the belt that was around her waist. she managed to wedge the metal of the screwdriver underneath the device, which was bigger than both of her hands. after a few tries, the device popped off and she caught it before it could fall to the ground. “got it off, let me see what i can do,”
         shelby climbed down back to the ground and gently set the device on her workbench, pulling the lamp over so she could see what she was working with. it did indeed look….alien. there were symbols on it, and shelby had a hunch that they were of a language she couldn’t understand.
         “i should be able to repair it enough for you to send a call out to your family,” she said, turning slightly to give her attention to megatron. “it might take me a day…but i should be able to do it,”
         “thank you,” he nodded tiredly. “you have no idea how much i appreciate it,”
         “i have a hunch,” she smiled softly and sat down at her workbench, beginning to work on the device.
         when it was nearing midnight, shelby was completely exhausted. between working on the commlink, she engaged in a conversation with megatron, who answered any and all questions she had. where he was from, what cybertron was like, if he had a lover…
         now that was an interesting topic that made megatron smile.
         “i do, he is my sparkmate,”
         “sparkmate?” she asked, curious.
         “it is the equivalent of what humans would call a lover, or ‘boyfriend’. essentially, it could also be a term relating to human marriage,” megatron explained, a fond expression on his features. “he was the one who believed in me, even when he and i were on opposite sides,”
         “he sounds wonderful,” shelby said, unable to keep herself from smiling softly.
         “what about you? do you have a lover?”
         “me? ah, no,” shelby shook her head, grabbing a couple of tools from the rolling tool cart. “i’ve had crushes now and then, but never….really got past that.”
         “crushes?” he looked confused. “i’m not familiar with the term,”
         “oh! yes, crushes are like…..when you like someone, but most times you’re too shy to tell them that you like them.” shelby explained, pulling two different colored wires together on the commlink.
         “i see, and you’ve no interest?”
         “my career is more important to me right now,” shelby gave a half-hearted shrug. “maybe in the near future, but who knows,”
         she couldn’t believe she was having this conversation with a giant metal titan.
         when 12:30 came around, shelby noticed her eyes were going cross and she let out a soft sigh, rubbing at her eyes. “i gotta get some sleep,” shelby sighed, standing up and grabbing her cane, leaning her weight on it. “i’ll finishing repairing the commlink tomorrow. i gotta take a shower and get some sleep,”
         “please, there’s no rush,” megatron assured her. “take the time you need to recharge,”
         “right,” shelby nodded, turning all of the lights off except the small one by her workbench. she headed to the door, opening it before turning her gaze back to him. “i’ll be back in the morning, goodnight,”
         “recharge well,”
         shelby closed the door after walking out and, just as a precaution, locked it. just in case. with that, she headed into the house to shower and get some sleep.
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unluckyshinyhunter · 3 months ago
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A group of trans men is a vegan sausage fest
A group of genderfluid people is a lake (or ocean depending on how many people)
i stole the vegan sausage fest joke but i have no clue where from all I know is i saw it in a onetopic video
A group of queers of all types is a pride
A group of aces is a deck
A group of aros is a quiver
A group of trans women is a code-camp
A group of enbies is a byte
A group of bi people is a tandem
A group of pan people is a panic
Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary
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convexicalcrow · 2 years ago
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Drag Queen AU concept
bc I wanna get these ideas out of my head before I sit down and write even more fic and get even more distracted lmao
Modern-ish setting, but nowhere specific apart from a moderately sized town/city somewhere possibly in the UK somewhere but I'm not settled on that. Could be anywhere urban with a decent enough gay scene. Mundane AU.
Club is run by Ren (bi, he/him), Keralis (gay, he/him), and Sausage (genderfluid, he/they/she). Club is as yet unnamed bc i haven't thought of a good enough name yet. Leather-friendly, kink-friendly, but isn't solely for those communities. Has a thriving drag scene that Ren hosts bc ofc he does, the dramatic mfer. Gets a bit more raunchier on Thursdays when Sausage does his pole dancing routines late at night.
It's not strictly a sex club, but there is a private dungeon underneath the club that has rooms that are hired out to members. bc gays do be gays and they can't help themselves. Room hire is free bc if you wanna fuck around, do it down there, not in the club itself.
Ren and Keralis are together, have been for years. Ren just wants to be a dad to anyone who needs one and Keralis sometimes performs drag. They met Sausage at another club and they clicked immediately.
The club came about because Sausage simply wanted a gay club where he could show off his pole skills without it needing to be work, because he was tired of working strip joints and doing the same things over and over again. It just didn't give him the performance kick he really needed. Ren and Keralis thought that might be an interesting drawcard and having run clubs before, they talk about going into business together.
Scar (genderfluid, any) and Cub (transgirl, bi, she/her) are two of the regular and more popular queens who perform there. They met at another club years ago and hooked up. Cub hadn't worked out she was trans back then, and it took them a long time to go from fuck buddies to partners. Scar was already doing drag, and Cub liked watching him perform. Scar eventually coaxed her into trying drag herself, though it took several false starts and a gender crisis that led to her coming out as trans before Cub ever felt comfortable doing it herself. Transition has been rocky and taken far longer than it needed to bc medical gatekeeping but she's happier now than she has been in a long time.
I want so badly to find the right song for a drag queen pharaoh Cub routine, where she's maining it as King and Scar's just her lover/slave/footstool, bc that would be badass.
Cleo (nonbinary, bi, she/they) is another regular performer as a king and a queen, and her reputation is what keeps the club safe. They'll kick you out if she sees you fucking around. She's not proper security, they just don't tolerate arseholes and will let you know if you're being a dick.
I can feel the atmosphere of this place and the chaos and busy-ness of it all, and there are def other ppl floating about, but I haven't quite got a sense of their place yet. But I def have ideas for more fic about this AU, so I wanted to get this stuff down and out of my head bc otherwise I won't remember it. Some of this may change when I do actually write more fic, but this is where my thoughts are right now.
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advisorsage · 2 months ago
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The other day my mother tried to tell me that because I don't have a penis I'm not a man....
Aside from being bioesentialist bullshit it's still wrong cause like I'm a genderfluid demiboy. My gender is better described by the concept of trees or cats than masculinity. Why would I want to have a floppy sausage attached to my groin that's for a ton of nerve endings? Like you have to aim when you go to the bathroom and it looks hard to clean. I just don't see any benefits to having one.
I feel like she thought she got me but I'm just disappointed in her. She simply cannot separate sex and gender so she will never understand that she's actively harming her children.
And really what makes her a woman? Having children? That would make one of her dear departed church sisters not a woman. Then what? Periods? She's post menopause. No longer a woman. Ovaries or a uterus? That makes my cousin with only one ovary and a partial uterus less of a woman. It can't be that. XX chromosomes? There are people with those and a penis. That doesn't work for her. Hormone levels? I'm taking testosterone and my levels will not be that of a cis woman but to her I'm a woman. Can't be that. So what then?
We are left with the Diogenes problem. You give a definition and something you don't want fits it or something you want is excluded.
She believes men to be featherless bipedals and I am but a plucked chicken.
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incompletebutconsistent · 2 years ago
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Sci-fi? I love sci-fi. Is it hard sci-fi where you explore cool possibilities of science, for instance a society of intelligent spiders who do biological engineering, as in Children of Time? Is it utopian or dystopian, to explore possible future societies, as in Oryx and Crake? Are the aliens really us, or is that asteroid hurtling towards that planet really a variation on the trolley problem, as in Star Trek? Can you step into alternate worlds with a potato, as in The Long Earth, or defeat the Daleks with a sausage roll, as in Doctor Who? Or is the sci-fi genre just a backdrop for character-driven stories, as in the Wayfarers series?
Of those different intentions you can have for sci-fi, I would assume the last is closest to what the author of this blurb intends. This is already worrying, because I’m beginning to think that either the sci-fi elements are not interesting enough to warrant a mention or the literary elements are not strong enough to be told without the genre setting.
Wayfarers is a rare example of non-sci-fi-first science fiction that I actually enjoy, by which I mean that its universe, while being very well thought-out, does not have a unique selling point (except perhaps for the Exodus Fleet my beloved), unlike in the above cases. It’s deliberately designed to be familiar to fans of the space-opera variety of science fiction, ones who perhaps wish there were more women and gay people in the future. So here’s the heavily abbreviated blurb of A Closed and Common Orbit:
“Lovelace is an AI newly housed in an illegal synthetic body. Pepper is an escaped genetically engineered slave turned engineer. Pepper helps Lovelace to discover her own place in the world.”
Instantly, this tells you about the themes of the book, how it relates to the title, and what makes the two main characters and their relationship unique. It could say: “There’s found family tropes, diverse representation, and a genderfluid alien tattoo artist.” But those things put together are not a book, they’re incidental features of one.
The reason categorizing fanfiction by tropes works is because there's already an established setting, cast of characters, and theme in the original work, so when people write fanfics they're building sand castles in pre-existing beaches, but when you advertise your book as "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" it says nothing about what the premise is, who the characters are, or what the book is actually trying to say. That's not to say that books containing stuff like "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" can't be absolutely fantastic books, but if you only advertise by listing off tropes that are inherently cookie-cutter then you're implying (whether intentionally or not) that there's nothing interesting or memorable about the book besides smashing tropes together like you're playing with action figures.
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