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That last episode of jjk was reminder that I will come for gege with my own hands
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I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other
like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)
and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)
I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#blorbo#cumplane#ily shang qinghua š#he could have been a B tier sugar baby#instead of pimping himself out he'd pimp out his writing lol#not that he wouldn't mind š#for his Shen-gegeā”#or maybe his Shen-didi would be funnier#shen yuan would be oblivious to the homoeroticism ofc#āwhy does everyone think we're fucking?ā he would ask#while also paying for Shang Qinghua's bills#and living together#and loudly arguing over sex acts in public#and making out every time they get drunk#and and and#shen yuan: professional kissing the homie goodnight-er#just bros being bros
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Gege is still bogus asl for how he treated Megumiās sister because my ass I really thought that she was gonna be important to the story somehow.
#she was just fodder bro like outside of her being a vessel for a girl that was crazy in love with sukuna that was all that her character#amounted too. lord#like I only had high hopes since literally everything before the culling games/colony arcs is fantastic but then the story started to become#a bit wonkly because of gege getting sick (I feel like him getting sick and pushing himself def aided in the story kindaā¦ yeah)#I hope that he isnāt pushing himself still but shoutout to the holiday that she passed over there in jp since hell yeah get that break#Iāve still been enjoying the gojo v S fight a whole lot tho idc if it feels draggy to others#itās just nice seeing gojo again after hella chapters is all lol and that bitch is still surviving I stand with him#rambling#um I need to go search for the leaks now š¶š¾āāļø#heās been slacking on his female characters (the ones that appeared in the colony and culling games arc rly) like they were rly not all that#interesting of good to me despite his track record for writing pretty awesome female characters#still throwing up at yukiās endā¦#*looks away*#gege will pay
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Iād like to agree with that one post that said Shen Yuan would absolutely mama/dada/gege beam the hell out of the peak lords.
Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan being absolute sticky sons for this 23 something year old cultivator and getting the baba they never had.
Mu Qingfang and Liu Qingge getting didiād so hard they sometimes quarrel over who gets to be Shen Yuanās special didi and fucking sulk when they dont get chosen.
Qi Qinggi being Yuanās jiejie because he knows damn well that woman has more of an older sister who would chase you down the road and hit you with a frying pan vibe than a cute meimei.
Shang Qinghua just finds a platonic soulmate in his 1# hater and somehow becomes Yuanās favorite didi? Shen Yuan never had a little brother before but if he did he knows heād have the same mischievous and sneaky personality as Qinghua has.
The other peaklords become the chill rich uncle/wine auntie to Shen Yuan and are absolutely ecstatic that this weird looking guy is so chill and laidback.
#suki drabbles#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#svsss#shen yuan#shen jiu#shang qinghua#yue qingyuan#qi qinggi#liu qingge#mu qingfang#the peak lords#cang qiong mountain sect#SY activating the main peak lords mommy/daddy/gege issues#SY: i will literally pay all of you to go to therapy
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Getoās cheeks turn red when his smile is sincere
#jjk#gojo satoru#satosugu#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#sugusato#gego#sincere or when heās with Gojo#which is basically the same#he did say he couldnāt smile in a world like this and then Gojo made him smile#sincerely#Gege you will pay for my therapy
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THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY .
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The other day I saw that panel again about Toji sleeping around because he needs a roof over his head somehow, and I'm just gonna put this out there, that I'd easily be one of those delusional women who would try to make him fall in love with me. Hell, I'd even try to be his sugar momma/babe with my minimum wage job, lmao
this made me scream lol, sorry but same. i think i could make him change and you know what...in my little head i think it is possible.Ā
i think he would be reluctant at first, like a stray cat you have to tame. one that pulls back when you try to pet him but slowly gives in as you show him that you are not going to hurt him.Ā
the first time he sleeps over he makes it clear that it doesn't mean anything, he has a pout and a wrinkled nose, dirty shirt from the drizzle that fell earlier and a band aid you placed on his cheek. even though toji's rules are clear, sex only, you wake up in the middle of the night with his arms wrapped around you, tied around your waist like a knot that you can't get rid of.Ā
he smells like home, like you. like the detergent you used to wash his clothes, like the shampoo he took without your permission to wash his hair and you can't help but cling to him more in search of that warmth.
the next week he gets trapped in your house when he is putting on his tight shirt and heading out. torrential rains pelted the city, preventing him from seeing the road, so you forced him to watch your favorite show on the couch with treats you had at home and a warm blanket over his legs.Ā
"we're not a couple," the semi-domesticated cat reminds you with a growl.Ā
two months later and toji doesn't want to get out of your bed after you have sex, hugs you, snuggles you and refuses to let you out of his grip when you demand that you have to go to work. toji stays in the mornings after breakfast and accepts when you invite him to lunch on your off time.Ā Ā
"we're not a couple," he reminds you as you put the face mask on him and you can't help but laugh. you have his shirt on and he's in your bathroom half naked with one of your headbands holding his hair back to let you see his face better.Ā
you help him shave, he rewards you by massaging your back, your feet, fucking you slow and soft in prone bone. toji claims he's not your boyfriend, but slowly the line becomes blurred the day he arrives with a box in his hands with his belongings and doesn't leave again the next dayā¦ or the other.Ā
#I would be his sugar mommy 100%#I think he can be a very tame cat if he stops pretending that he really doesn't love vanilla style#he's just afraid to fall in love again; believe me it's canon#gege told me so#plus be his sugar mommy and he pays by being a good house husband#thank you for filling my head with this scenario#always so brilliant#asks#lovers āĖį°#wr#toji x reader#toji fluff#wr.toji
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what's more romantic and than sharing your death anniversary with your lover (and also dying in japan's most romantic day)
#jjk spoilers#jjk ch 236#jjk ch 236 spoilers#geto suguru#gojo satoru#satosugu#i hate this gege you will pay for this š#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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My Itafushi Kaisen
#itafushi#i'm sobbing#i'm in tears#i'm crying#i hate this fucking manga#gege pay me the therapy#jjk 251#jjk spoilers#i hate this
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modern au where instead of a frat boy satoru is a weird offputting loser who so happens to be pretty....
staring at people w literal bug eyes and jumping into conversations and making it about a video game he found or a flower he decided looked cool, in his own world half of the time.. literally the manic pixie dream girl ( just autistic and fun )
+ sukuna being the his roommate constantly subjected to hearing about mythology and religious teachings satoru studied up on that week and hyper aware that satoru is actively trying to get sukuna to ascend to higher planes of existence through mummification
satoru would also wear only white gothic clothing and be stuck doing DIY's ( because he's better at making clothes that he likes for himself than companies and he sews so well ) and maybe makes something for him and sukuna to match
#satoru gojo how does it feel to be the first male manic pixie dream girl#i wanna incorporate yuuji in there too#he would click with satoru so quickly that's his twin#sukugo#sukugo but it's satoru being the creepier one of the two#gege you will pay for not highlighting the idea of only curses seeing satoru with six eyes so he looks like a really freaky angel#sukuna cannot match the freak of a blue eyed person it's impossible I'm afraid#he can only hope to come second#satoru gojo#ryomen sukuna#mpd sukugo au
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Ok but something about Sukuna focusing on Gojo while his chest (heart) is being pierced
Reminds me of....
Uhhhhhhh...
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#ryomen sukuna#sukugo#gosuku#my post#gege what the fuck#HE'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO YUJI!!!#HE CAN'T#HE'S DISTRACTED BY LOVE!!!#GOJO IS HIS CUTIE HONEY!!#it's also funny how it looks like gojo caught sukuna stealing his hand signature and is livid about it#Lmaaaao sukuna caught lacking
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it feels so surreal that jujutsu kaisenās done. like, no more jjk chapter leaks?? no more manga?? no disney kaisen?? š
#although i totally get gojoās death and why it occurred#it had to be done#even if i love him ā¹ļø#i dont mind the ending now#i actually kinda like it#gege akutamiā¦ā¦#he just needs to pay for my therapy though#these stsg posts and edits are making me go crazy they do not know peace#also off topic but i love the little qnas that gege does#like idk#AND PHANPARA IS COMING ON MOBILE??#AND THE NEW DMC GAME??????)22)/)3)#guys#what the flip man#UGH#but i miss jjk already and it only ended like a few days ago#time to go wish my yuuji figurine my friend got me for my birthday goodnight#heās so cute š#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ĖāĀ· ĶĶĶĶā³ā„ thoughts of odette#kiss kiss#odottie *ļ½„įæ¾ įµā āŗā¦ š ā§.*
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Itās interesting to watch people on this app get on this super weird moral high ground when discussing SJM/acotar. Like these people will use the anti tags, knowing full well that the people who follow the anti tags will see their post and debate with them, and then cry victim and say antis need to go outside and touch grass or something similar.
Like babes. Is this your first deep dive into fandom? Discourse within a fandom is super normal. Youāre not special because you agree with everything SJM writes. Why yāall being weird?
I swear. Some of yāall never would have survived the early days of tumblr frfr.
#personal#rant post#rant#anti sjm#sjm critical#anti rhysand#anti feysand#anti acotar#acotar critical#anti inner circle#anti ic#anti cassian#anti nessian#the days of superwholock would have took some of yāall OUT#yāall mfs never would have survived#I would pay money to see some of you guys navigate 2008 tumblr#Iām just old and ranting feel free to ignore me#it also makes me wonder how many of you are anime fans#because hoooo buddy#no one hates on their favorite media like anime fans do#we thrive on being haters#gege Iām looking at you
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Getou Suguru x Reader
Suguru Getou:
You have a superiority complex, you're a massive germaphobe and have a soft spot for poor, abused children.
First Date:
You couldn't believe it. You had a date. Not just any date though. One with the hot guy that was a shaman. He was also a cult leader but you were willing to let that slide due to how attractive you found him. The two of you met on PlentyOfSorcerers.com and you hoped that you weren't getting cat fished again. "If he's as good as he looks than I'll let him expand my domain!" You waited for your date just outside your restaurant of choice. "He should be here any minute."
You were wearing casual clothing. The two of you had agreed that it would be better to dress like average people. You didn't want your dates monk attire to attract any unnecessary attention after all. You were looking through the crowd when you felt someone pat you on the back. "Yo ####. You look wonderful." It was Getou. His long hair was memorizing but you gazed down and couldn't help but notice the shirt that he wore.
It was a plain black t-shirt except for the fact that there was a large image of a dragon ball character. Freezer you think? Anyway it was something about an alien committing genocide against monkeys. You were dumbfounded. "... I thought we agreed to dress casual..." He rolled his eyes. "Hey, he's my idol." Geto than questioned where he was taking you. "Why KFC of course."
You noticed his face starting to go pale. "Is something wrong?" He quickly shook his head. "It used to bring me painful memories. But that's all right because now I have you." You couldn't help but smile. You took his hand and walked towards your destination.
The place was packed. Getou groaned. "Why must there be so many monkeys!" He then glanced in your direction. "####, why don't you find us somewhere to sit while I go and order..." He looked tense. He must not enjoy crowds you thought. You kissed him on the cheek and then went to find a place to sit.
Getou then took out his disinfectant and began to spray everyone in line while he made his way to the front. The patrons were choking and gasping for air but who cares about monkeys right? He went to order when he nearly had a heart attack. He recognized the man behind the register. It was none other than Toji Fushiguro. "WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?"
The man was used to angry customers so this wasn't anything special but then he looked up at the the patron in front of him. "Oh? I didn't expect to see you here. Anyway, I owe some gambling debt to Gege so he was kind enough to let me work here and pay it off. I have to support my son after all!" Getou spat at him. "You're a terrible father and you know it!"
"Hmpf. Maybe. But at least I actually fathered my children. Now, what will you be ordering today?"
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Getou returned and dropped the tray on the table. "Is everything okay...?" He couldn't wait to leave this place. "It's nothing. Go on, eat!" The two of you ate your food and you noticed that Getou looked somewhat sick. His face was now a shade of green. He decided to answer before you questioned him. "This food tastes worse than curses do!""... And what do curses taste like?"
He then responded "Itās like swallowing a dirty rag thatās been used to clean up shit and vomit." Oh. Well you were definitely letting him pick the place next time. If there would be a next time... It was then that you noticed two small children. "Daddy, daddy! We want crepes!" Getou sighed. "Girls, I thought I told you to wait until I came back home..." Your eye twitched."
Your dating profile didn't say anything about having kids..." He knew he had forgotten something. "Surprise...?" You stood up to leave. "I think we should see other people." He then began to sob into the table. The two girls then hugged their father and asked what was wrong. "I miss my wife (Gojo) girls. I miss her a lot."
#shitpost#cursed#crack fic#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x you#jjk x reader#geto x reader#geto suguru#jjk geto#jujutsu geto#You go to KFC#Toji works there to pay off debt he has to Gege#the twins show up and ruin everything#Getou being a simp for Frieza#getou suguru x reader#getou suguru x you#getou suguru x y/n#getou suguru#i miss my wife tails
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Who out here doing it like JJK?
NO ONE thatās who.
Anyway seeing as Gege is making bank right nowā¦ I hope theyāre prepared to pay for the psychiatric care that I now need from reading this manga šš«”
#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#ryomen sukuna#geto suguru#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#toji fushiguro#maki zenin#inumaki toge#yuta okkotsu#gege akutami#hope youāre ready to pay for therapy Gege
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(I just needed some comfort after all thatās gone down this week. Iām still in supreme denial and itās really settling in that weāre not gonna get more of him. Iāll never forgive gege. not edited because Iām still trying to recover from all the emotional damage. heāll always be one of my all time favorite characters I think thatās why it hurts so much)
as much as gojo is playful, immature and altogether childish there is nothing he prioritizes over your well-being. itās the one thing he never compromises on, even with you. he hates seeing you sick or in pain of any sort, always going out of his way to always make sure youāre always taken care of. heāll always take the extra step to ensure your absolute comfort. when youāre sick he brings you everything you need all the way from soup to medications. he goes out of his way to pester shoko till she gives him tips on how to best take care of you. itās also this way when you come back from a mission injured. if you comeback late and arenāt able to make it to shoko till morning, he takes his time cleaning your wounds. he wraps you in bandages with all the care in the world, treating you like a fine antique. I donāt think heād stop you from going on missions but he does make you promise to step away from any fight you know you canāt handle or call for his help whenever you need it. because the thought of losing you alone hurts him worse than anything possible. he canāt lose you. he wonāt. he refuses to after all that heās lost before. when youāre sad heās doing everything he can to make sure youāll feel happy again whether thatās cuddling you while you cry in his arms or giving you space and alone time till youāre ready to talk (it does pain him a great deal to leave you alone though). caring for you comes like second nature to him just like being an overall menace. he spoils you rotten with both his affection and his wallet. to him, you deserve the world and more. and heāll give you just that.
#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x gender neutral reader#gojou satoru x reader#gojo fluff#i love him you guys#you will pay for this gege#jjk x reader#jjk x you
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