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HAPPY SO FUCK THE ROSE AND YOU AS WELL WEDNESDAY
#the mechanisms#the mechs#gunpowder tim#the bifrost incident#drumbot brian#high noon over camelot#hnoc#jonny d'ville#tbi#gay tim moments#ouat(is)#rose ouatis#cinders ouatis#ouatis#ouatis pump shanty
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tim when he blows up the moon bc bertie died
#rai.txt#gunpowder tim#bertie the mechanisms#the mechanisms#gay tim moments#message courtesy of hector <33eee
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marble hornets more like idk gay joke
#art moment#marble hornets#jay merrick#tim wright#jessica locke#mh taylor#taylor marble hornets#mh jam#you can tell i love gay women#do taylor and jessica have a ship name ? help#tessica#?#theres always some fuck ass masked freak outside trying to recruit you for their “missions ”#taylocke#jesslor#POEPLE R REBLOGGING IT WITH DIFFERENT SHIP NAMES WHAT DO I DO
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hello chilaios community . animation meme be upon ye .
OG BY rakkutron ON TIKTOK (?!1?)
#vix moment#guys i miss animation memes#this is my first time properly tweening so uh ...#be nice :')#one may argue that laios is the dog#but laios would never say this about chilchuck#also dog chil is fun to imagine (even though i see him more as a cat)#uhhhhh oh yeah#peep the anime screenshot in there#uhhhhhh#no more notes idk these bitches gay#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilaios#chilchuck tims#laichil#laios#laios touden#art#dunmeshi#OH YEAH#slightly suggestive#i guess ?!
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Tim and Bernard stopped trying to have missionary sex after the third time bc every time Tim got so embarrassed halfway through he threw Bernard off of him and ran to the bathroom
#idk giggling thinking abt tim running full naked to the bathroom#tim: this shit is too gay I can’t do it *throws Bernard and runs*#bernard: wtf#tim does not care abt being bent over and on his knees but the moment he has to make loving eye contact while his bf fucks him he can’t#timbern#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake
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high school timber is all about repression!!!
it's about bernard desperately trying to prove to himself and his parents that he's straight!! because his parents already don't like him and he cannot be gay. not now not ever!!!! so he puts up this front of a ladies man and he picks a girl he cant ever get together with and maybe he kisses like 3/4 of the female population at grieves and gains a reputation but hey! at least he's not gay! but he's so caught up in making sure his eyes don't to stick too long on tyrone's face or michael-from-biology's eyes or kabir-from-study-hall's thick thighs that even his attraction to women is under a filter. and it's not that he doesn't like women, he does! very much so!! but it's that he's soo caught on not being perceived as gay that he cant show his attraction to women the way he'd like to. it's all under this filter of what he thinks Real Men who are attracted to women act like so it's this brash, loud, crass, thing and it's not him at all. it's "ooh tim, ms. winters is soooo hot!" or "hey kayla, why don't you and i get to know each other a little better, if you know what i mean?" or "god her tits are soo big. she's so fucking hot!" and all this other shit when he really means, "tim, why the fuck does your stepmom have such a pretty smile?" or "kayla, you said you liked yugioh? i'd love to hear more about it!" or "god fuck, that girl has such pretty hands. i think if i held them i'd combust." but none of that is how a Real Man likes women so he shuts that shit down before it even has a chance to come up. it's fine, he's fine. so what if no one ever holds him like he holds those girls? it's fine. he'll take the manwhore label and the fuckboy title and he'll give out as many kisses as those girls want and if sometimes when he's kissing a girl he wonders what it'd be like to sit on kabir's thighs or if tyrone's lips really are as soft as they look, that's just the devil speaking. and if sometimes when he walks back into the cafeteria at lunch, lipstick still smudged on the corner of his mouth, after making out with a girl and his eyes skirt over tim's lithe body and he wonders what it'd be like to draw out the same sounds he's heard girls make when he kisses them, or what it'd be like to brush his thumb over tim's hands, or what it'd be like to hold tim or press a kiss to his shoulder, or a million and one other things, well that'll just have to be another one his secrets.
and it's about tim who's in a relationship with stephanie and his dad knows he's robin and he doesn't have time to figure out why his mouth goes dry when the light hits bernard's hair just right. he's too busy trying to figure out a way back to his nightlife. and so what if bernard has pretty pink lips that look very plush? so what if he's looked at some of his teammates and thought they were handsome? he's not blind!!! he has a girlfriend! and he loves her! and so what if his hand brushes bear's during fourth-period bio? so what if the tingles last all day? it was just some static! and it doesn't matter that when bear laughs his eyes get squinty and they water over -- cause bear always laughs so hard he almost cries -- and it sounds like bells. and it doesn't even matter, that sometimes when bernard walks back into the lunchroom, 10 minutes before the bell rings, lipstick smeared across the corner of his mouth, lips tilted up in the most charming smirk he's ever seen, that his chest fills with jealousy. it doesn't matter that his hands clench into fists so hard that his nails leave crescents marks all day. it doesn't matter that he wants to be bear's flavor of the day, week, month, whatever. he wants to leave the lipstick marks!! he wants to know if bear really is as good as he hears the girls speak about!!! he wants to know "that thing bernard does with his tongue!" is! he wants to drape himself over bear the same way he sees those girls do! he wants to know what bear's hands feel like gripping his waist. he wants, wants, wants!!! but it doesn't matter. it doesn't. he's got a girlfriend, her name is stephanie, she's gorgeous and, most importantly he loves her. he's too busy for bernard anyway.
#oh my god#what is this#but in all honesty#hs!timber really is all about the repression#they both have so much going in their lives at that moment that they do Not have time to explore bisexuality#bear falls first (into bisexuality) & tim falls harder (into bisexuality)#meaning bear attends a few gsa meetings/reads a few pamphlets/comes out to a few friends and slowly settles into being bi#meanwhile tim wakes up one night in a cold sweat stumbles to the bathroom and thinks to himself 'oh my god i like dick too'#and this isn't to say that tim was cheating on steph emotionally! it's just sometimes he looks at bear and.... wonders#bear on the other hand.... that man was halfway in love with tim during hs and i truly believe that#darla gets a text one night from tim and all it says is 'did you notice that bear put on pink lipgloss today?'#and darla immediately texts back 'is this why you wont go out with me?'#and tim instantly realizes how gay that initial text sounded#anyway tim seething over bear's new girl of the week while bear is doing everything he can to not read into tim's arm around his shoulder#also#demisexual!tim truthers rise!!!!!#anyway#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern
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Thinking about how Jon and Martin were having such a nice heartfelt moment hiding from worms and the TIMOTHY STOKER ARRIVES LIKE THE FUCKING COOL AID MAN CRASHING THROUGH A WALL!!!!
Jon: Martin I....
Tim: *bursts in leaving a full body cut out in the wall covered in dust and bricks* SUP MOTHERFUCKERS GUESS WHO HAS A CONCUSSION AND A FAT ASS!!!
#the magnus archives#tma fandom#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tma shitpost#timothy stoker#tim is the definition of chaos#please can these popr gay men get a moment of peace
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Recently I've been on several very long car journeys with my mum, so of course, I persuaded her to listen to TMA! As a result, here's how she's been picturing the characters:
Jon: Older guy, kind of thin, tall but not overly tall, grey hair. (I showed her the popular design for Jon and she literally said "No!! They made him look too cool!!!")
Martin: younger, shorter, short brown hair, always smiling. ("obviously until things got super serious in the archives... " ).
Sasha: Average height, midsize, short bobbed darkish hair dyed red. (she said she couldn't picture sasha's face, which is kinda poetic.)
Tim: very tall, lanky.
Melanie: very short blonde hair with dark roots, quite petite, quite pretty.
Micheal (distortion): short black hair, pale, haunted look. (I don't know how she came to this conclusion, we listened to all of his episodes... The heart wants what the heart wants 😌 Although there is a chance that she's mentally combined both Micheals.)
Gertrude: much older, very short curly grey hair but not in a boyish way, glasses, very short, a bit round.
Daisy: short dark hair, petite, formidable...("you know, powerful like some smaller women are...")
Elias: "I can't picture him, he's just like... A blob of evil with his evil voice..."
#That awkward moment when your adult offspring forces you to listen to 'Gay People Suffering 10 hours compilation try not to cry'#But in all seriousness she does actually really like it?#Or at least she likes the refined version of the episodes I deemed important to get through as much story as quick as possible#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#Tim stoker#daisy tonner#melanie king#elias bouchard#micheal distortion#tma au
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So I've read a lot of time travel jon and I want to talk about the one's where it's Jon's mind being yoink into his past body.
Because I've seen a lot of them where the archive gang is confused by his change of behaviour (he s being Nice! To Martin!)
But you know what I wanna see more of? Them being confused by jon sudden change of wardrobe. Bc I hc S1-S2 jon having that prime and proper, appropriate for work clothes, but then s3 comes around and he s on the run hiding at Georgie and he has to wear her clothes, and it's comfy and he loves it, and then S4-S5 he just keep wearing comfy thing bc everything is hell and he deserve that minimum comfort.
So: time travel jon where when he spawn in the past he decide that he s not going back to his old way off dressing and come back to the institute the next day wearing a skirt and a baggy whats the ghost sweater (that may or may not have been georgie's before they broke up)
Anyway, cue extreme confusion from the archive gang
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#Martin has a big gay panic moment#Tim has a oh no he's hot moment#Sasha has a oh no he s cute moment + she tries to steal the sweater bc she s a fan of Georgie
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HE LOST THE RING U ARE THE WORST /POS
@gunpowder-tim enjoy <3
#also hehehehe good gender from u calling me tim <3#anyway u are now one of my best friends thats it u cant stop it.#im sorry i couldnt stay alive long enough *wails*#😭😭😭😭 <- me reading that line#djhdjdbsjdhdjdjd im so !!!!!!!!!!#im never gonna be chill abt this again <3#wait hang on need to put this in my bertie tag#gay tim moments#also sorry for not commenting on the fic but tbh ao3 comments section is Fear and idk why#jdhdkdjd
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Happy So Fuck The Rose, And You As Well Wednesday.
#the mechanisms#the mechs#gunpowder tim#the bifrost incident#drumbot brian#high noon over camelot#hnoc#tbi#jonny d'ville#gay tim moments
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sometimes, tim thinks, in another life, bertie is still alive, in another life, the war never happened, in another life, tim was the one who died instead, in another life, the war was never ending, in another life, tim and bertie never even met, in another life, they were childhood sweethearts, married young and lives ruined by the expectations of others, in another life, they were just a hookup, a one night stand where they didnt even know each others name, in another life, they were best friends, perfectly content with just each other and no one else, in another life, theyre the ones who save each other from the worst times of their lives, in another life, they cant save each other. tim doesnt know if he would be happy in any of these possibilities, isnt sure if hes even happy now, but at least he has the memories.
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#males i stg#you have not even a clue of what it's like to live as a woman or a girl.#being a girl alone holds so much trauma#is it 'worse' than a gnc gay male's experience in a fundamentalist household? on average. yes??#idk how to tell you this but you being a male gives automatically gives you an autonomy that girls are groomed out of#girls boundaries mean nothing. their aspirations mean nothing. their only goal is to be a mother and serve a man.#they don't have brains and they don't have will.#that is what's drilled into our heads from the moment of birth and that's not even in a fundamentalist household.#your abuse and oppression could be worse than the average gay male's in your situation OP#but to say that simply bc a girl is straight and gender conforming means that she has it easier than you is male audacity#this is what we mean when TiMs like yourself will N E V E R understand what it's like to be a girl or a woman#you are actively talking over the population you oppress.
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some sweet moments between tom and the mayor
soon to be in video form
#tom goes to the mayor#tom peters#the mayor#tom x the mayor#tim and eric#tim heidecker#eric wareheim#ho yay#gay moment#shipping#ships#i kinda ship it#i headcanon the mayor as gay#and tom peters as bi#adult swim#my post
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y'all I must draw your attention to just how funny Dale is in the poolside convo scene with Tim
As a reminder, this is the dialogue:
Dale: You seem...totally obsessed with my personal life. ... (accusing tone) You never talk about yourself. (*huff*) You never, ever disclose anything about you.
Tim: Oh, is there something you want to know?
Dale: No, actually. I, I think people's personal lives should stay personal. (*looks away super casually*)
Tim: You know, my personal life...is, uh...it's not a secret or anything like that, its...I just don't advertise it.
Dale: *does THIS*
*shrugs, sort of half rolls his eyes, does a catty little head shake, looks away like he is totally not interested, not in the slightest, despite hanging on to every word
Dale is trying very hard to keep his true motivations veiled with disinterest and its comically lacking in subtlety. He more-or-less accuses Tim of withholding information about himself but then follows it up with a 'not that I care!'. But its obvious that Dale has been desperate to find out if Tim is really gay after Helen told him he's 'gay Tim from camera.' When Tim begins to talk about how he doesn't advertise his personal life, Dale does that little ^ performance of gestures that reads to me like 'yeah obviously that's what i'm saying i don't care' but in reality, inwardly, he is eagerly attuned to every word Tim speaks because he wants to know more about him so, so badly. :)
#i just love Sam Reid's minute character details he's so great at coloring his acting with small physical moments#oh and also funny?#his cute naive little 'Tim's not a homosexual!' in the preceding episode after Helen calls Tim gay#sam reid#the newsreader#dale jennings#tim ahern#yo mismo
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#I started seeing someone and it's going well. I've gone on three dates with him and it's nice overall.#i was nervous wreck the entire 45 minute drive and I wanted to throw up and/or drive into a ditch.#Thankfully I managed to get there in one piece and got there early and was able to calm down a bit and have a good time.#My friend third wheeled for me and I'm so incredibly grateful that it worked out as well as it did. I'm such a wreck.#Walking back after with my friend was good and I realize that I'm still struggling with the insecurities I had growing up.#I'm getting better but it's probably something that'll stay with me forever. I'm slowly working through these issues but progress takes tim#I haven't told my parents that I'm gay even though they probably know and they're too polite to say anything (who knows at this point)#But I had a realization that I'll probably not tell them unless things become more serious.I don't want to lie to them.Like I can't even sa#“oh me and *** went to the gallery this weekend. You would've liked this exhibit” or like they eventually meet him#I just don't feel comfortable saying it and at the moment it's not worth it.#I'm happy for the most part and thats the important part
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