#gay tim moments

[northofregin]

HAPPY SO FUCK THE ROSE AND YOU AS WELL WEDNESDAY

[gunpowder-tim]

tim when he blows up the moon bc bertie died

[mouseshift]

marble hornets more like idk gay joke

[vix-png]

hello chilaios community . animation meme be upon ye .

OG BY rakkutron ON TIKTOK (?!1?)

[nicomoon69]

Tim and Bernard stopped trying to have missionary sex after the third time bc every time Tim got so embarrassed halfway through he threw Bernard off of him and ran to the bathroom

[introspectivememories]

high school timber is all about repression!!!

it's about bernard desperately trying to prove to himself and his parents that he's straight!! because his parents already don't like him and he cannot be gay. not now not ever!!!! so he puts up this front of a ladies man and he picks a girl he cant ever get together with and maybe he kisses like 3/4 of the female population at grieves and gains a reputation but hey! at least he's not gay! but he's so caught up in making sure his eyes don't to stick too long on tyrone's face or michael-from-biology's eyes or kabir-from-study-hall's thick thighs that even his attraction to women is under a filter. and it's not that he doesn't like women, he does! very much so!! but it's that he's soo caught on not being perceived as gay that he cant show his attraction to women the way he'd like to. it's all under this filter of what he thinks Real Men who are attracted to women act like so it's this brash, loud, crass, thing and it's not him at all. it's "ooh tim, ms. winters is soooo hot!" or "hey kayla, why don't you and i get to know each other a little better, if you know what i mean?" or "god her tits are soo big. she's so fucking hot!" and all this other shit when he really means, "tim, why the fuck does your stepmom have such a pretty smile?" or "kayla, you said you liked yugioh? i'd love to hear more about it!" or "god fuck, that girl has such pretty hands. i think if i held them i'd combust." but none of that is how a Real Man likes women so he shuts that shit down before it even has a chance to come up. it's fine, he's fine. so what if no one ever holds him like he holds those girls? it's fine. he'll take the manwhore label and the fuckboy title and he'll give out as many kisses as those girls want and if sometimes when he's kissing a girl he wonders what it'd be like to sit on kabir's thighs or if tyrone's lips really are as soft as they look, that's just the devil speaking. and if sometimes when he walks back into the cafeteria at lunch, lipstick still smudged on the corner of his mouth, after making out with a girl and his eyes skirt over tim's lithe body and he wonders what it'd be like to draw out the same sounds he's heard girls make when he kisses them, or what it'd be like to brush his thumb over tim's hands, or what it'd be like to hold tim or press a kiss to his shoulder, or a million and one other things, well that'll just have to be another one his secrets.

and it's about tim who's in a relationship with stephanie and his dad knows he's robin and he doesn't have time to figure out why his mouth goes dry when the light hits bernard's hair just right. he's too busy trying to figure out a way back to his nightlife. and so what if bernard has pretty pink lips that look very plush? so what if he's looked at some of his teammates and thought they were handsome? he's not blind!!! he has a girlfriend! and he loves her! and so what if his hand brushes bear's during fourth-period bio? so what if the tingles last all day? it was just some static! and it doesn't matter that when bear laughs his eyes get squinty and they water over -- cause bear always laughs so hard he almost cries -- and it sounds like bells. and it doesn't even matter, that sometimes when bernard walks back into the lunchroom, 10 minutes before the bell rings, lipstick smeared across the corner of his mouth, lips tilted up in the most charming smirk he's ever seen, that his chest fills with jealousy. it doesn't matter that his hands clench into fists so hard that his nails leave crescents marks all day. it doesn't matter that he wants to be bear's flavor of the day, week, month, whatever. he wants to leave the lipstick marks!! he wants to know if bear really is as good as he hears the girls speak about!!! he wants to know "that thing bernard does with his tongue!" is! he wants to drape himself over bear the same way he sees those girls do! he wants to know what bear's hands feel like gripping his waist. he wants, wants, wants!!! but it doesn't matter. it doesn't. he's got a girlfriend, her name is stephanie, she's gorgeous and, most importantly he loves her. he's too busy for bernard anyway.

[stripysockstumb]

Thinking about how Jon and Martin were having such a nice heartfelt moment hiding from worms and the TIMOTHY STOKER ARRIVES LIKE THE FUCKING COOL AID MAN CRASHING THROUGH A WALL!!!!

Jon: Martin I....

Tim: *bursts in leaving a full body cut out in the wall covered in dust and bricks* SUP MOTHERFUCKERS GUESS WHO HAS A CONCUSSION AND A FAT ASS!!!

[the-magpie-archives]

Recently I've been on several very long car journeys with my mum, so of course, I persuaded her to listen to TMA! As a result, here's how she's been picturing the characters:

Jon: Older guy, kind of thin, tall but not overly tall, grey hair. (I showed her the popular design for Jon and she literally said "No!! They made him look too cool!!!")

Martin: younger, shorter, short brown hair, always smiling. ("obviously until things got super serious in the archives... " ).

Sasha: Average height, midsize, short bobbed darkish hair dyed red. (she said she couldn't picture sasha's face, which is kinda poetic.)

Tim: very tall, lanky.

Melanie: very short blonde hair with dark roots, quite petite, quite pretty.

Micheal (distortion): short black hair, pale, haunted look. (I don't know how she came to this conclusion, we listened to all of his episodes... The heart wants what the heart wants 😌 Although there is a chance that she's mentally combined both Micheals.)

Gertrude: much older, very short curly grey hair but not in a boyish way, glasses, very short, a bit round.

Daisy: short dark hair, petite, formidable...("you know, powerful like some smaller women are...")

Elias: "I can't picture him, he's just like... A blob of evil with his evil voice..."

[astrangeraccoon]

So I've read a lot of time travel jon and I want to talk about the one's where it's Jon's mind being yoink into his past body.

Because I've seen a lot of them where the archive gang is confused by his change of behaviour (he s being Nice! To Martin!)

But you know what I wanna see more of? Them being confused by jon sudden change of wardrobe. Bc I hc S1-S2 jon having that prime and proper, appropriate for work clothes, but then s3 comes around and he s on the run hiding at Georgie and he has to wear her clothes, and it's comfy and he loves it, and then S4-S5 he just keep wearing comfy thing bc everything is hell and he deserve that minimum comfort.

So: time travel jon where when he spawn in the past he decide that he s not going back to his old way off dressing and come back to the institute the next day wearing a skirt and a baggy whats the ghost sweater (that may or may not have been georgie's before they broke up)

Anyway, cue extreme confusion from the archive gang

[gunpowder-tim]

HE LOST THE RING U ARE THE WORST /POS

@gunpowder-tim enjoy <3

[northofregin]

Happy So Fuck The Rose, And You As Well Wednesday.

[gunpowder-tim]

to do list:

go insane after my best friend gets murdered in a war on the moon

blow up the moon

look pretty whilst doing it

[swagyna]

[sugar-coated-saphic]

some sweet moments between tom and the mayor

soon to be in video form

[prettysweetprettysweet]

y'all I must draw your attention to just how funny Dale is in the poolside convo scene with Tim

As a reminder, this is the dialogue:

Dale: You seem...totally obsessed with my personal life. ... (accusing tone) You never talk about yourself. (*huff*) You never, ever disclose anything about you.

Tim: Oh, is there something you want to know?

Dale: No, actually. I, I think people's personal lives should stay personal. (*looks away super casually*)

Tim: You know, my personal life...is, uh...it's not a secret or anything like that, its...I just don't advertise it.

Dale: *does THIS*

*shrugs, sort of half rolls his eyes, does a catty little head shake, looks away like he is totally not interested, not in the slightest, despite hanging on to every word

Dale is trying very hard to keep his true motivations veiled with disinterest and its comically lacking in subtlety. He more-or-less accuses Tim of withholding information about himself but then follows it up with a 'not that I care!'. But its obvious that Dale has been desperate to find out if Tim is really gay after Helen told him he's 'gay Tim from camera.' When Tim begins to talk about how he doesn't advertise his personal life, Dale does that little ^ performance of gestures that reads to me like 'yeah obviously that's what i'm saying i don't care' but in reality, inwardly, he is eagerly attuned to every word Tim speaks because he wants to know more about him so, so badly. :)

[readyfreddy]

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