#gay people be like

[gayofthefae]

You become possessed by a monster from an alternate dimension. You have no control over your mind or body. You are sedated as to not be a harm to others. You come to in an unknown place to your crush telling you you're the best thing to ever happen to him. You get knocked out again. When you wake up, he has a girlfriend.

You are Will Byers.

tags that were too good:

#obsessed with being will byers #you have a gay situationship of 7 years #get kidnapped for a week and come back to find he kissed some girl who then immediately died #but you spend the next year still having your gay situationship anyways #he tells you you're amazing #you pass out #when you wake up he has once again kissed some girl #you can never leave him alone ever in his life ig #no getting kidnapped for you or your man gets stolen (2x) lesson learned

You are Mike Wheeler

[abey-baby-apologist]

I'm so happy that cleo gets a hot gf, wish that was me

Same..

[im-your-mommy-now]

gf and I painted game changer podiums :))

[siiiverse]

oh, how i love gay people analyzing things on the internet.

I feel like we don't talk enough about the face Will makes when Hannibal makes the offer for them to leave together without hurting Jack, or Alana, or anyone else.

Like he was genuinely taken aback... that he can't believe it was even being offered at the table. That it was a choice that Hannibal was willing to take.

It was likely then that he realized that Hannibal's desire for his company ran far deeper than he had imagined. That it's no longer just about 'his becoming'. That Hannibal wants to be with him—to run away with him. That the promise and assurance of his company is far more important to Hannibal now over the gratification that would come from seeing Will embracing his becoming.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[pixelated-garbage]

wanted to share these cause i thought they were nice

[erratic-brainrot]

Us 💕 @roostertuftart

i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[vintage-bentley]

“Girls and the gays” is so interesting because even though both parts of that statement describe lesbians, I always get the feeling that the people who say it are not thinking about lesbians at all

[digitalmyyth]

Shenanigans ensue

[thelolarahaii]

DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session

[bundeadly]

the humble yuri and the nefarious yaoi

[backstepping]

suddenly i’m into rugby

[soliusss]

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?