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thelolarahaii · 3 months ago
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DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session
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telltalebatman · 2 years ago
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tbh u should all thank me for restraining myself from cranking out video edits of telltale batman set to various polish songs 24/7. u should all say "thank you iv for not doing that".
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mikkouille · 2 years ago
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BOYS PLANET 1212
From the get go, Boys Planet looked to be a disaster: postponement, changes of plans, and the legacy of Girls Planet 999′s already lukewarm reception and results, plethora of scandals, on top of the history of Mnet survivals not being quite reassuring as for what this one would be. They didn’t even have Yeo Jingoo as their MC anymore so what even was the point for me to watch, right? Well I like bad reality TV, and if the show forewent it’s predecessor’s clunky numbers, it was not merely because they cleaned themselves off the unpromised implication that ‘999′ offered, that being of parity in it’s final lineup’s nationalities- but because had they to pick one to represent the cast of 98 boys (95 by the time of announcement and 93 when the first episode released, once more, a good sign that this was going to be a Very Well Made Show), it’d have to be 1212, for Dozens of Dozens.
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A bit of context for newcomers and unknowers as I’ll be mentioning the title a surprisingly low but still relevant amount of time.
From the day the fancams for the ‘Here I Am’ Signal song were uploaded, the word bounced around my brain, with cruel glee: these guys were just not good. At the same time, knowledge of how things were handled with Produce and “Not Produce we swear it’s different” shows did keep me back from immediatly dismissing about 85 boys from being of any respectable skill: if Boys Planet was anything like it’s elders, these guys likely had at most a week to learn a choreography and song, on their own, with little group rehearsals. The mere inability to judge what some steps were meant to look like given how varied the executions were across contestants said it all: they were given no teacher, likely the dance “teacher” and judge responsible for that atrocity of a dance routine showed up once, stayed an hour, and then left them to their own device (and watching episode 2, it is indeed basically what happened. When most of the rehearsal footage is just the kids by themselves teaching each other, the title of “Master” is to put into question: you’re not their masters so much as their executioner).
So I awaited the actual episodes, to see the surprises, or even just the bad dancers who were here as vocalists.
Which to be honest, was a mistake on my part, expecting vocalists was to lobotomise myself, out of the knowledge of the sad state of this industry, the one that we could nearly say this show satirises: Boys Planet isn’t a survival as much as it is a long winded performance art piece meant to criticise 4,5th gen Kpop. And so it was with equality little and great surprise that the Auditions were the same as the Fancams, only this time both eyes AND ears got to suffer the same pains.
(I ran out of embed spots- you only get 5??- so you’ll unfortunately have to click links for most of the video evidence of my claims. Very sorry about that. Prommy I didn’t intend for only the Worse- and Hui’s feast- to be visible but it IS funny).
Where are the standards of casting?
But Signal song fancams aren’t meant to be good. As stated before, they’re a bad metric of talent, or of potential even, as both song and dance are learnt in a hurry, with hardly any mentoring outside of Lim Han Byul disregarding all decency as a human being to instead have his “bullying children” segment. Moreso, a dance focused fancam does not help display the skills of vocalists, so while I did rank all of the Here I Am videos, I was waiting for the audition performances, or Star Level to truly pick out who were the trainees deserving of my attention. Still, the combination of how little candidates truly shone through their fancams, the lukewarm interest sparked by the 1mn PR videos and the trainee profiles, with their citations of way too many symbols of kpop’s downfall as for the standards of performance- not citing names as I do like the state of my life and witness protection would take all of that fun away from me- I had little hopes for what was to come, which did protect me: I was at least not disappointed in expecting nothing.
The performances aired for the first episode were highly enjoyable, in a Schadenfreude kind of way: the ones that were bad were Bad bad, to the point of hilarity: I had legitimate tears in my eyes watching some of these, and couldn’t help share them ahead of our group watching to my co-watcher friend. Things needed to be spoilt; joy to be shared.
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Portrayed here, Yang Jun’s most iconic opening of Seventeen’s worst song: mathematically a masterpiece as two negatives make a positive. Also, do know that upon watching Yang Jun’s fancam back before the show started, I claimed him as one of my favourite as I thought dancing that awful must hide incredible singing talents, why else would he be there, right? I’ve had to reassess that statement, but I will not stop my support. He reached public infamy, legend status, and did so much for the show with just these few words.Similarly, team Hyogo gave us a SPLENDID rendition of MANIAC that I view with just as much affection as I do see team Sichuan’s HOT: an enemy of my enemy is my friend, desecrate songs I don’t like and we’ll get along (this is just what the songs sound like to me on regular after all, I think they did amazing).
Many such cases. The full cam footage of the first episode’s performance are overall a feast, a gathering of comically bad stages, put back to back for the heartless public to tear to shreds, only to further humiliate it’s most iconic suckers a week later, in front of Sunmi no less… There is nothing crueler when it comes to reality TV than an Mnet survival.
While a few stages did still look significantly better, and the second week packed overall better performances, the truth is still that the vast majority was mediocre at best, funnily enough, probably would rank 12/20 in my french fashion of rating: not awful enough to be failed but just toeing that line.
And that overall does make sense: why would a company send their best most promising trainees to a shitshow where they can hardly monitor their progress anymore, all for them to get eliminated after two weeks of airtime, but months of recording, alongside half the contestant, and after a combined screen time of about 10 seconds. The investment isn’t good when the winners are already pre-decided, might as well send your newbies, your bottom of the class lineup, avoiding the silent blacklisting of a large TV channel without wasting the time of your talents. As for the viewer, it only makes the experience more entertaining: the mind’s much more rested when all the decent guys are relatively safe for a few episodes when the network first has to weed out the ones who are simply way too incompetent to even get a single pity vote. Instead, you get to laugh at poor youngsters that still probably are doing much better than you would, only they have a roomful of witnesses and large audience to witness them.  I cannot truly cast the stone of ‘this is cruel and uncivilised’ when I myself go back to the Canton China’s team rendition of God’s Menu daily, for reasons that are anything but amazement.
Something that was evident throughout all the stages, including the good and passable ones though, was how little singers were present on set. The show even makes a point of highlighting it: if there is a handful of good performers and dancers, the singing is truly subpar. Only, for the jury to point it out is a bit hypocritical. Comparing the performances and the gradings assigned to each participant show that while the jury- and mainly professional hater Lim Han Byul- lament the lack of good voices, they do not support what little good ones they do have on their hand. Abysmal singers who can dance consistently get better star rankings than good singers with lacklustre dancing. The message is clear: we shall address the issue in words, but only participate in it with our actions.
For Choi Yujin to get four stars with that mid at most line being the only piece of singing we heard from him, while Park Gunwook got assigned three for not being heard singing enough was already quite frustrating. But Gunwook isn’t really a singer either, so the real rage was to see Kim Taerae also get only three stars AFTER the assessment that the show desperately needed SINGERS. If Yujin deserved four stars, then so did Taerae, because his dancing is nowhere near just middle-ground, he’s good enough to blend in the ensemble while carrying a vocal position. But the show does not care for this: they want flashy performers, no matter what their empty claim. But then, it seems Choi Yujin was actually a victim more than an undeserved win, as the show’s true focus seems to now do MY job and use every opportunity to belittle him and call him undeserving of his rank, as if they weren’t the ones putting him there in the first place.
But in all fairness, bad singing makes sense when a good portion of your candidates aren’t done going through puberty: the amount of 2006 to 2008ers present in the lineup should be an indicator as to why we hear so many unstable shaky creaky breaky voices: these are teenagers who should be in school, not in Public Shamings - The Show, no budget edition (because we spent all of it making a Roblox dupe, something the public for certain asked for).
Speaking of things no one asked for: Pentagon Hui’s presence. As enjoyable as it is to get an actual serve in the midst of… Whatever it is others are doing, there’s nothing pleasant about seeing him sit in the middle of all those teens, right out of the army and all out of tears to cry. The misery of every episode 1 reaction shot on him, free this man. At every round, we will have to pretend to carefully examine who exactly is most skilled, as if there wasn’t a guy among the participants who should have been mentoring them, not playing with them. Unlike CLC’s Yujin on Girls Planet, his situation is also nowhere near as dire: while Pentagon hasn’t been in its Shine heydays for a moment, they do not seem to be on the brink of disbandment the way CLC was when Girl’s Planet aired: Hui himself was speaking of comeback plans months before the start of Boys Planet. It seems CUBE ENT just wants to torture a poor guy who only probably wants to go back to his writing studio with his actual group rather than being under the threat of having to spend god knows how long Kep1er’s babybrother group will be active for. At least he provides respite whenever on stage I suppose, but I so desperately want him to get the Produce Camp Lelush treatment: a full time exposure then freedom on the last episode. Make it worth it at least!
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Have a little palate cleanser before we carry on.
Sabotage
I love to talk badly about corporations too much to blame only the trainees for their bad performances though. Particularly, Mnet isn’t truly known for either fairness or transparency, and so a lot of what the show displays doesn’t reflect individual potential. When that many stages are bad, the fault is on the network, not only through their casting, but their sabotage. That’s right: here come the delicious speculations of foul play.
Just like fancams of a performance learnt in a few days- with foreign trainees being given one day less to train, by the way- aren’t really indicative of who is talented, the Star Level stages are to be put into question: the showrunners claim that the songs were picked by the teams, but it takes extreme gullibility to take their word when watching some of the stage choices: either those trainees are stupid on top of untalented, or someone isn’t telling the truth.
When I mentioned Canton China’s performance earlier, they are one of the most questionable matchup: why would foreigners who aren’t fluent pick a song as rap-heavy and dense in pronunciation as God’s Menu? Would they really have expected anything but this?
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It’s still funny though sorry Canton China. KKAMA HH HH KKAJI.
And how come there just so happens to be such a high percentage of songs that members of the jury worked on, even with their extensive workography, when half the songs are their work, it becomes a tad suspicious, there isn’t just one writer and one choreographer in this industry. The numbers don’t add up. And as iconic as Shine is as a song, it’s still eyebrow-raise worthy to have Just the song to activate the competition’s most famous “trainee”’s backstory and tears. The songs are just too suspicious: fitting neither the skills or style or announced preferences of the participants. In a round where they have to best portray themselves, it’s hard to believe that so many contestants would pick so far out of their comfort zone, just to appeal to one member of the jury. Not to mention the coincidental stage repeats: the two tall and handsome but inexperienced guys just happened to both decide to do My House, in matching outfits too? At least try to be subtle about your script.
And all of those network picks only serve to push forward their favourites, and mostly, the premises of narratives they want to build. As the writers aren’t too original and love to rehash the same storylines, they are pretty easy to spot: the talented guy who did not charm the jury at first but will then sweep them off their feet with one day of practice, great but mean guy who’ll likely be lost by his “oversized ego”, the one who did So Good at first and then never lived up to it… It is much easier to make entertaining situations yourself than to expect them from a crowd of kids who likely wouldn’t start fights with how little time they have to do anything but practice and sleep. Hence, manufactured rivalries- between the Korean and Foreign group notably, something so out of pocket when within those you can find people who belong to one same debuted group split into blue and pink team, and definitely hilarious whenever they prompt a foreigner to say anything negative on the Korean team, taking it to their nationality as root of the issue, when some members of the Global team are themselves part of the Korean diaspora. The choice of Nationalistic War as a plotline is certainly a choice, but only works way less when instead of GP999’s three teams of more or less strictly region locked participants you have one country against the whole rest of the world. But I’d rather pretend this entire decision does not exist, there’s just something uncomfortable about the show trying to become ‘war on Kpop: these foreigners are trying to steal our job’. As if Mnet was even going to pick more than 3 Global trainees for their line up.
Then come my most detested, as I am a hater, the ones who take the limelight when being hardly better than MY picks who are objectively better naturally as I am the voice of truth. I mentioned Choi Yujin, but there are other worsties in the show, some who may get the same sad treatment as their fellow (of being shamed for not living up to expectation built out of nothing), I’m thinking most notably KuanJui from team Taipei whom the show will not manage to convince me is good as an Idol, no matter how much they repeat it: his traditional dancing is very good, but he neither could dance or sing Tiger Inside in a way that I could stomach, and it was neither a matter of awkward lack of confidence nor an issue of assignment that didn’t match his tastes. He may have done better indeed on an elegant song, but when it’s likely the final group will be performing Hip-Hop leaning choreographies, what use is there in lying that he can carry them out? Why are we pretending that he did not just disrespect Ten’s legacy etc etc? As he also carries the fatal flaw of not being a Korean trainee, which, to the Mnet writers’ eyes might as well mean you attempted murder on their families, I am expecting him to be this season’s Cai Bing, suddenly villainized by the community whenever the show needs some drama that doesn’t involve collateral damage for their plan of debutees to be.
Is there no main Slayer?
And how are they even going to make that lineup, you could ask, if everyone is mediocre, if there’s no talent but the 30 years old hag who already has a group at home and enlistment under his belt?
Thankfully, in the mass of Nothing, there still are a few attention grabbers, some I have already shouted out before, some that I keep for this more entertaining section of “lets see some good food”.
Well, good food…
I first want to give a shout-out to my little pity boys, the ones so clearly set up and so thoroughly mocked that you can only feel bad for them. I’d want them in the group just to spite the network. The Houses, as I’ve already mentioned before, have this incredible charm to them (they’re good looking) that makes it hard not to root for their progress (and they’re tall too) especially when the show bestows a montage of them working so hard day and night to escape their reputation (pretty boys should never be sad). Red House Jung Min Gyu is probably the funnier of the two, his awkwardness is in how brazenly he tries, while Blue House Bak Do Ha is the more tragic one, the one desperate with tears, the one who has to carry the burden of being Labelmate with Hui. Neither of them are good, but both seem untrained as hell, and the odds aren’t in their favour when the show cannot acknowledge that even with years of vocal lessons they’d hardly be able to sing Here I Am given their natural pitch. There’s something wholesome in the trauma-bound solidarity between the two as well, my favourite manufactured narrative is the show’s insistence on sliding a reaction shot of one House whenever the other does badly. They are brothers in martyrdom.
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The one thing the jury did get right is how much we did need to see them perform together. Power duo.
Another Martyr would be Lee Da Eul: as soon as the fancams dropped he was already the most mocked online, for his sloppy and odd dancing. Just like the Houses, his voice is unfit for the Soprano-ranged songs, and just like them, he has that weirdly endearing thing to him. Unlike the houses though, his bad performance secured him a spot for at least a round, if votes remain the main factor of survival: the hate-views of his fancam alone landed him in the top 9 for two episodes in a row. He’s everyone’s favourite underskilled little guy. And perhaps mine as well. Daeul sweep etc… I hope he makes it to the finale.
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He’s hypnotic to be perfectly honest, I’m obsessed with him he’s so woobly he’s so real.
Then come My Dozens. The ones that may not be deserving of the support compared to others, but that I still will support, because it’s my ranking, I get to choose the pretty boys who get in on face alone. Naturally, as the rest of the viewers, I devote myself to the Chiu SweetBlood- sorry I mean Jiwoong Sweep. Is he here and winning just because Bro is Beautiful? Maybe. But if the mass is not good might as well have pretty faces, and the thing is that he’s not completely void of talent, to my surprise and also disappointment, as there was something much funnier in supporting a guy who can legit do nothing but serve face and cleavage. From the get go I could never tell if I thought he was a good dancer or not. His fancam was… Not very good. His footage from his previous group endeavours were not too remarkable but not too bad. But Mirotic seemed to be just the style that best showcased his ability, and he can sustain vocals on top of the dancing, although not the most stunning ones. Still, that’s more than a Dozen needs to be doing, so shoutout to his pretty eyes and bosoms. Was he my favourite of his team? Not even. Did he still kind of Give? To me, certainly. But then I’m not objective towards the one truly handsome guy of the whole competition. Any lacks of his that would get anyone else thwarted from my list of faves is filled out by his mere blinks.
Good dancers who cannot hold a note were aplenty, and if I’m sensitive to guys who can shake it and willing to close my ears for them, I could not just adopt all of them. Some that did still vow me would be, and we’ll do quick name drops, Haruto, whose iconic voice break- cut off at broadcast because Mnet and I sometimes agree on who deserve the Ws- and iconic-er pre-show online presence carry him into my heart at all times, Wang Zi Hao who danced way better in his rehearsal than final stage but did not sound pleasant in either, Cha Woongki, yes he sounds awful no I don’t care he can shake it and threw a fish, and Na Kamden who hasn’t actually shown any singing so who knows maybe he’s good. All of these make it far in my excel sheet only because they aren’t Good dancers but Great ones. In this economy, it’s equivalent to having a minimum of singing skills.
As for singers, they get an automatic pass for me. We have to support what little voices we get.
The first Good singer I heard watching the performances was Jay, Kamden’s singing teammate, and he’s one I have to support double as it seems the public refuses to acknowledge him due to his cringeboy swag. Or perhaps he did something I’m not aware of, but his High School Musical type vocals deserve the acknowledgement: there’s not a lot of other candidates who can do what he does. So what if he’s cringe? What if he has the aura of a guy who posts tiktok thirst traps? What if he’s American? We have a shortage of singers. We need him now more than ever.
I mentioned Kim Taerae earlier, he alongside Lee Hwanhee are the two trainees who give the more Classic Kpop vocals. The former got to have a segment on how ‘he sounds so good but dances so bad’ and the latter is nowhere to be found on the screen. A damn shame, he sounds amazing, but what can we do against the editor’s favouritism except watch the full cam performance and sigh in hopes for a change to come when more group performances happen and they cannot skip him anymore.
Yoo Seungeon mainly, but also Krystian (with a very unique vocal colour, whose uncle possessed him, idk but i fuck with it), Park Gwanyoung (who sounded strained but way tolerable considering) and Winnie (who was mad good given the moves he was doing) aren’t just as good but still have nice vocal potential, and can probably do more, with time or more fitting songs.
Then come the ones that actually caught real attention, to different levels.
My favourite flop with no hopes of surviving, Kim Minhyuk, teammate of Park Gwanyoung, is being snubbed of screen time, of votes, of stars, of everything. Most tortured babygirl. Every day I dump a vote to the trash by giving it to him as if he could make it. First elimination and I know I’ll have to bid him goodbye, but our time together was lovely regardless. I made my peace, I don’t love him to the point of outrage, just to the point of disappointment. 
Lee Ye Dam gave mediocre vocals on his live, but his practice sounded much better, so I do believe he can sing. And mainly, boy he can dance, and he can Slay. Moves AND attitude, it’s maddening given how his PR video had me on the fence about supporting him (made him drop all the way from my top ranks after the fancam, to the Thin Ice section). For my own public image, let’s all look into a spinning spiral and erase it from our minds, and focus on his gambler performance.
Sung Han Bin has me very confused. He’s quite obviously Mnet’s favourite little guy, and he’s surely talented, but he’s got that crazy trait of becoming way less interesting as soon as he’s on stage. His rehearsals and freestyles are way more charming, they film him having a silly little fake competition and suddenly I get the hype, then he does his assignments and I am bored. But well, would I be mad if he won? Absolutely not, he’s solid, he’s safe. He’s just a mystery: how does a guy who look so confident about performing also loses his charisma when he does? A science subject. Perhaps that’ll bewitch me.
Funnily, because they’re besties, the show so badly wants a Sung Hanbin vs Seok Matthew rivalry. They do play it up a tiny bit, but never fully, instead, you get to see Canada boy rave over how good his friend is over and over again, while himself being honestly quite as good. It seems that a lot of people want them to debut together, friendship wins, but also talent wins, because Matthew is a great performer, good dancer, pleasant singer though with room to improve, and seems comfortable and happy on stage, so that’s just nice. Good vibes. Go Canada.
Next one will have people ask, wait, didn’t you have a section for good dancers who can’t sing? And yes, I did, but the thing is to me, Park Gunwook is more than a great dancer. He’s just way too nice to watch dance. Makes me insane levels of “I fuck with this guy’s dance”. So he’s allowed to not sing the best you see. I think he can learn. I think he can be dangerous if he does. Like give him vocals and it’s the end for everyone else because damn. He dance good. That’s it. Sometimes I just need a lil dance guy.
The one sin Jiwoong committed in entrancing everyone with his vampire spell was to take away attention from Jeong Ichan in his team. That guy is kind of crazy if you ask me, and gets no attention for it. Sad! Watch him shake it, hear him sing, he’s quite obviously talented in both aspects. I want him in the final lineup so desperately, but it seems the judges disagree with me. Well, they never had good taste anyway. All he can do now is steal Yoon Jongwoo’s strategy of gaybaiting through Jiwoong to secure his fujogirl’s votes through ship-sweep. I’m begging him to get on this grind. I need him to survive.
For a while I didn’t understand the Keita hype. Not that I thought he was bad: like Hanbin I just thought he was skilled but not that bewitching, at least from his fancam he seemed really skilled, but I just didn’t feel much. I can understand better with his appearances on the two episodes so far. His Conduct Zero stage was fun, and he also did well with Here I Am both in evaluation and in Good Conduct, so go short king! You caught me now, I’m adding you to the ones I look after now. If we have to have a kpop rapper on the team, he can be it.
Kum Junhyeon. That’s about it. I thought he was great in his fancam, I thought he was awesome in Nunu Nana too, like oh he can sing alright? Seems like a fun guy too, let’s twirl our hair and pat ourselves on the back for always knowing he was to look out for, I always knew but now I got the other watchers on my side too. Very satisfying.
Unlike the total disregard for Kim Minseoung. It was to the point I wondered if he was just a known public enemy, he was my favourite from the fancams, and by favourite I mean that Youtube started putting it in my automatic playlists because of how much I watched it-something about the clarity of his moves, so satisfying, so clean, so exactly what I look for, so I pledged allegiance to him forever, and I’m thankful that he did not embarrass me. He’s great. And he’s in the bottom twenty percent with a full four star ranking. Very frustrating. Gives me a superiority complex too: I know what’s up. No one else does. They only like him because he does a flip…
In Conclusion...
The show exactly meets its expectations: bad taste and bad faith from the judges. The public doesn’t know shit. We are short of talent in this industry nowadays. I’m the biggest martyr. Chiu sweep. Ten thousand likes and I drop my list of most hated candidates just to feel something.
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nutelly · 1 year ago
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this niziu album is impossibly good
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izzasecretredacted · 7 months ago
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btw I've seen a couple posts that lean a bit against the idea that the Kendrick/Drake beef is just some petty drama by two bitter and kinda problematic famous people, and this opinion is just so disconnected from what this means in it's greater context that I honestly believe its plainly disrespectful to the culture. So I wanna try to get ahead of that narrative real quick.
No one is claiming that Kendrick is a flawless role modal. Mr. Morale has brought up tons of questions in terms of Kendrick's view on women. There's also a line in Meet the Grahams that's very blatantly SWERF rhetoric and that, at some point at least, could serve as part of a greater point about him as a whole. That said......
Drake is not 'kinda problematic'. He's a child star that hid behind being bi-racial as an excuse to abuse several black artforms for his own benefit. When Kendrick calls Drake a colonizer, that's not just an edgy way of saying that Drake isn't 'cool enough for the big boys', he's calling him a fucking colonizer. This is something that was ignored for over a decade because he was a successful musician that made money. He is the Elvis of the 21st century.
On top of that, there are the allegations that Drake is running an actual Epstein level human trafficking ring. I get that there's not technically any of that precious proof of that and sometimes rappers will just throw allegations at a wall and see what sticks. But this is a man who already finds himself caught being very inappropriate around underaged girls. In a post #metoo world are we really just gonna let these slide as just some random gossip?
So no, there is no 'both sides' in this situation. Kendrick is flawed, but Drake is a colonizer, and now that that fact is finally unavoidable, it is not okay to just brush it all of as 'petty drama'.
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superums · 1 year ago
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rock-star! hobie x super-star! reader headcannons
ooc!hobie (maybe). gn!reader. mentions of girlfriend one time but that it. black coded!reader but its not heavy or anything. reader was supposed to be a rapper but i like the idea of a super star instead. i wanted to make the reader like sexyy red that didn't happen. theres a suggestive part. idk how to write his accent
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you guys are more alike than you think. touring, getting into fights, sometimes your music topics intersect beating people down, stealing peoples partners, rebelling against the system in some way, shape or form.
but where you're different is how you market yourselfs. hobies band is more about being loud about the hate for conforming and the system. they're vocal about political issues, they almost get banned from tv multiple times for broadcasting ideas that the man doesn't like.
you on the other hand, are seen as the super star of your generation. you rap, sing dance—you're the real deal. your music is very diverse depending on what you want to go for; you could sing the most heart wrenching songs about one sided love and the next track you could be rapping about getting white girl wasted and getting ████ed in the ████ in the car before an award show (which may or may not have happened).
anyways! you two keep your relationship as private as you can. you don't really talk about each other in interviews, you have a couple songs about each other but it's not really a common thing.
theres a lot of paparazzi pics of you two together though. theres pics of you and hobie walking out of after parties together, hanging with his friends, coming back from the grocery store and many, many photos of you two hugging and kissing.
hobie has like this sixth sense that makes him always find the camera so sometimes theres pictures of him grabbing as much of your ass as he can while smirking at the camera man thats walking behind you (which you didn't know whats there btw)
and every single times he dose that theres always a second picture of you hitting the back of his head or grabbing his ear.
*click* *click* *click* "stop doing that!" your face was getting hotter from embarrassment as you turned the corner faster trying to get away from the camera man. hobie could only smirk as he caught up to you easily, putting his hand on your shoulders before pulling you closer.
bringing one of his hands to your waist as the other snaked from your shoulder to your chest. "c'mon luv, you know i can't resist..." his breath hitting your ear as he leaned in to smell your neck before being cut off by a hit to his chest. you could practically hear his smirk as he pushed your hips back into his.
your stomach started to naught as you felt it on your behind. you closed your eyes almost forgetting the situation. *click* *clock* *click* your eyes snapped open as your hear the camera man behind you.
"oh hush you just think you're funny." hobie couldn't even hold back his laugh as he watched you walk in front of him with your arms crossed. "well it is! n' don't act like you don't like it."
if you're shy & bashful he would love to embarrass you but not in a ddg/halle bailey way but in a "omgggg stop guys🙈" kind of way like why is he parading around in a 'i 🩷 my gf' shirt and making out with you on national television
hobie dose not think it's right to be controlling over his partners nor dose he believe that you should be subservient to him—now with that being said he feels sick to his stomach when you collaborate with certain artists.
you had a song about partying in the club and your male feature was talking about fucking on you he couldn't even bring himself to post the song on a ig story. he actually fell to his knees !!!
speaking of feeling sick! if you ever twerk on someone just for a performance or have to grind on someone during a dance he doesn't get super angry or whatever but in the inside he's like 'im abt to kms'. he's very dramatic!!
he hates when people try to put you in the role of just being his partner and nothing else—he will literally sit there and argue with someone if they ever try to sit there and say you're nothing but a pretty face.
he feels a certain way if you ever get uber rich. he knows thats most if not all artist want to live comfortably and he understands that you aren't the corrupt system that exploits others, hell you're getting exploited in some way.
BUT if you ever have a million dollars his would would feel a little VERY unsettled. he'd probably break up with you lol he wouldn't want to sound like a hater but he'd try to be like "heyyy how about we donate some money to a shelter or something🙈🫶🏿💗❓"
but if you're dating him he won't have to worry about that because you have to be at least a little political (and he'd have to agree with your views)
you might not be an anarchist, you don't even have to classify yourself with one political party but you have to at least be anti-capitalist, anti-establishment and pro-black.
speaking of politics he gets arrested all the time for protesting and you'll have to get used to that. like every few weeks you will have to pic him up from jail because he was arrested for conspiracy to riot or something on the lines of that.
IF you two ever collab you'll have to find a middle ground because he cannot sing (that is cannon!) and you should never try to get him too unless you want your engineer to be slaving away trying to get him to sound listenable.
he's lowkey your arm candy and he doesn't mind it at all. like if you get invited to the grammies or something he'll always come with you (his group will most likely never get nominated bc of the topics they like to talk about.) but he's never wearing a suit he just likes to dress like this:
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in return you'll probably have to dress in a lot of black id you want to match or don't... he'll be like your statement piece for the night
if he's with you when you get your first award he'll literally pic you up and jump up and down with you for a few seconds before letting you go
if you normally win at award shows he just kisses you for a few seconds before letting go up to accept it
either way doesn't like to go up on stage with you hen you accept awards because he feels like he takes away from your moment but he dose walk you off and on stage. the only way he'll ho up on stage with you is if you're like crying really heavy then.
his band mates probably thought you were gonna be the hit it & quit it type because usually punks and non-punks don't last long but they were a little surprised when 1) you two lasted long and 2) you agreed with their views despite being industry.
sum sum sum idk how to end this
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termagax · 1 year ago
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haveyouheardthisband is going to absolutely tank my opinion of everyone on this site because itll be like
ARTIST TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE TOP 40 MOST POPULAR RAPPERS OF ALL TIME
Yes - 23.1%
No - 33.6%
Havent Even Heard Of Them - 79.4%
#hip hop #rap #trap #famous mcfamousman
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🦕 dingdong reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband
ok are we just making up new music or what. rap sucks lol this caaaant be a real band -_- have i mentioned i think rap sucks yet. btw. rap sucks
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DINGY MOMMY
Yes - 88.1%
No - 21%
Havent Even Heard of Them - 2.2%
#greater portland area polycule-folk #folkpunk #greasewave #tiktok indie
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🦖 stinkyfarty reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband
OMG YOU GUYSSSSSS DINGY MOMMY IS THE LYRICIST OF OUR GENERATION HOW HAVE 20% OF YOU NOT PERSONALLY SUCKED HER OFF YET... STREAM TOILETBOWL !!!!!
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cruesuffix · 7 months ago
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@anaalnathrakhs encouraged me to post this a while ago so i’ll deliver…
the crüe if they were a kpop band
(warning: LONG POST AHEAD!! you’re in for a long ass yap session…)
ok, some (most) of you probably aren’t that into kpop like i am (yes, i like both kpop and rock, weird combo, i know), so i’ll introduce you to just some basic facts before we begin…
1. kpop groups can comprise of 4 member groups to 13 member groups (and probably more than that tbh)
2. there are a couple of positions that are integral to comprising a kpop band…i’ll run over those real quick.
main vocalist: the person who sings most of the song (this can be more than one person) they’re also the most technically gifted and can hit real high notes.
lead vocalist: the second best singer, usually sings before the main vocalist does (like they’ll sing a line or verse before the main does) also sometimes sings the chorus.
sub vocalist: supports the main and lead vocalist and has little lines. not as good as the lead and main vocalist
the same can be applied to the rappers, they also have a main, lead and sub rapper line.
the dance line is more simplified. everyone in a kpop group dances, but for the best dancers there’s a
1. main: the best of the group, gets solo dances/parts
and
2. lead: the second best, usually dances in the front in performances.
(btw, there can be more than one main/lead dancer)
there are other positions that aren’t as important to the music aspect, they are:
visual: basically just the most attractive member of the band…yes this is a position.
face of the group: these are the members that are the most popular. you might know the band because of this person. this can also be the visual, and it does overlap at times. this can be the person who usually goes to a lot of variety shows, or the person who trends because of a meme or funny moment. it’s just the most well known member, and it does change a lot depending on all these factors.
maknae: maknae translates roughly to “youngest person.” (it actually translates to “younger sibling” but) the youngest person in a room is the maknae of said group of people. for some reason, maknaes are seen as being shy and cute (weird tbh) but the ones that aren’t become popular for being an “evil maknae.” (basically just opposite of the stereotype).
the center: the center is pretty much the person who’s always put in the middle of the group during promotions (photos, dances, etc.). this can be due to their beauty, or their dance talent, or popularity. this is also subject to change.
some other terms i think i’ll be using:
trainee: a person who trains to be able to debut in a group
aegyo: pretty much a cute act or gesture. if someone were to ask you to do aegyo they’d pretty much be telling you to be cute/do something cute
v live: like insta live but for kpop idols. can be a bit big budget when it comes to album showcases (promotion for upcoming albums)
golden maknae: the youngest member who’s talented in more than one thing (rapping, singing, dancing, etc.). (other members talented in more than one thing are called aces)
ending fairy: at the end of a performance at shows like music bank, the camera will cut to a member and they either stare at the camera and look hot or they do something rememberable, like a wink or aegyo. sometimes bands will make fun of the ending fairy and do a gag that will end up going viral.
sasaengs: stalker fans…like hardcore. i’m talking breaking into your hotel room type stalker fans. no not only that, giving you orange juice laced with glue type stalker fans (don’t ask you don’t want to know).
ok we got all that? good, let’s start this thing!
vince
ok i think it’s pretty obvious what he is
main vocalist: self explanatory
vocals would get praised for how high he can actually go
visual: reasonably he’s the most conventionally attractive (but if it were up to me i would have made the visual mick) plus his blonde hair stands out against everyone else’s dark hair so thats an advantage for him in this situation
lead dancer: he does alot of dancing on stage tbh so i think he’d be a lead dancer
he’s not the face of the group, although most ppl think he is (which he loves ofc)
would be on v live doing absolutely nothing. would probably do a mukbang to show he’s not entirely vain
would do a skin care routine live on air only to get told off by nikki
the member that gets tired the most. rehearsals are terrible when he’s already a bit sleepy
downright refuses to do aegyo. nothings going to make him do it. is a buzzkill on variety shows
was the trainee everyone thought would never debut because of how lazy he was
usually gets to do ending fairies and uses them as an opportunity to look hot.
fans regard him as the pretty one and the running gags are about how vain he is
representative colour is pink
tommy
sub vocalist: i’ve heard him sing and he ain’t that bad ngl, doesn’t sing much though because…
main rapper: sorry guys he’s a rapper in this one. haven’t heard him rap before but he gives rapper vibes at times so let me have this one. (personal note: if i had to imagine his rap style i’d probably compare him to j-hope of bts���you don’t have to know who that is dw)
main dancer: yep, this one has evidence. when tommy was younger he took dance lessons with his sister, so i’ll use that to justify this. tommy and vince would have dance solo performances at the big award shows (mama, mma, inkigayo year end awards) and it would totally go viral.
maknae: he’s also the youngest so he’d be the maknae…he’d also be the golden maknae because of the many positions he has.
i think he’d also be the center due to this (at least during certain promotion periods)
the funny one, he has a lot of “tommy being hilarious for seven minutes” type of youtube compilations made of him (some of them go viral)
great at aegyo but doesn’t do it a lot (it takes a lot of convincing)
has been the face of the group at least once (during top era)
literally does not care about his image, will go on v live in his blinged out speedo and almost get the band banned from the app
gets in dating scandal with heather locklear
his photo cards always look terrible (he makes stupid faces when taking the photo)
almost got kicked out of his company as a trainee because he threw a fire extinguisher out the 13th floor window when frustrated. added to his constantly updating bill
will do aegyo for an ending fairy to go viral (gets compilations made of it on yt)
fans think of his as the energizer of the band. constantly all over the place and making sure the band keeps the good vibes up
i think he’d also be the one helping the band learn new dances, and he’d be a bit strict about everyone being absolutely perfect
representative colour is blue
nikki
leader of the band
sub rapper: he can hold a rhyme that’s for sure. they don’t give him too many lines
sub vocalist: also not the best singer, but can sustain a note and that’s all that matters
face of the group: because he’s the leader, he mainly speaks for the band. ppl get used to seeing him on every variety show.
the only thing he’s great at is running away from sasaengs (too harsh sorry.)
got clowned a lot as a trainee because of how quote unquote untalented he was
hates aegyo, never does it seriously
says real crazy shit during variety shows, everyone loves it (goes viral for not having a filter)
has serious moments, but everyone thinks he’s a leader that lets his members get away with anything (not true) probably because he’s so laid back at times
in this scenario i feel like he would be the underrated member (because he never gets center position and he’s always in the back in performances) he’s the member that gets those #LETBLANKSING twitter campaigns (and they always trend)
everyone ships him with tommy (either that or they make those silly “stop shipping them that’s weird” comments) nikki would play it up for fan service (but he wouldn’t tell tommy)
constant yap sessions on v live
never gets to do ending fairies
everyone thinks he’s untalented but he’s the one that writes the songs and helps produce sometimes. he does try his best to give his fans the best performance so he’s always practicing, takes vocal lessons and is in the dance room 24/7
he’s the best at representing the band, and does most of the talking in interviews
representative colour is red
mick
lol don’t kill me y’all
lead vocalist: OK so i once read a comment somewhere that said mick could actually sing and he was lying about not being able to, so on that basis i’ll let him be the lead vocalist. sounds great harmonizing with vince. his voice is much softer, which actually works with vince’s louder higher tone
lead dancer: like i said i’m going off looks, this is 100% not canon to the crüe lore (so just pretend he doesn’t have as for my sake). he looks like he could actually dance, and in my headcanon he’d be just as good as tommy, although he wouldn’t get many solos only because tommy and vince usually take over that department. he is regularly in the front during performances though.
sub rapper: gets a little rap moment sometimes…everyone finds it cute cause he’s trying. (will go viral and everyone will eat up their lil meow meows one bar)
fake maknae, everyone thinks he’s the youngest (because he’s short and he’s got a cute round face…and because he seems like the shyest) is referred to as the “cute one who can dance real well” (everyone’s shocked to find out he’s the oldest)
the member known for having a 4D personality (being weird and alienlike) their fans find it cute though (becomes popular because of it)
literally the “cute one” like fans are making nicknames for him (lil meow meow, goth kitty, alien)
very mysterious and quiet, doesn’t talk much in interviews and doesn’t get invited to variety shows alone because of it
his extreme paleness makes fans joke about him never leaving his house (someone asked him if he never leaves his house once as a joke and he answered honestly)
his voice once cracked performing on a radio show once during their debut era and nobody’s let it go ever since
he’s literally the most like suga of bts (i’m sorry for bringing them up so often but they’re my favs and a lot of them remind me of the crüe boys tbh)
was extremely shy and quiet during his trainee years, to the point where the other trainees were scared of him. when he debuts in the crüe, the rest of the members are sure he’s going to be scary and mean but he turned out to just be shy and the rest of the band feels bad for judging him
DESPISES aegyo but will do it for the fans…and he’ll actually put effort into it
his ending fairies are always so funny cause he never takes them seriously (kinda like key from shinee)
literally never goes on v live by himself, he’s always getting roped into doing lives with one of the members. if he were to do a solo live, he’d literally say the most asinine things because he thinks it’s funny (either that or he’d start making up elaborate lies about himself to see if anyone believes it) (side note: that interview of mick in that house or whatever…that’s so v live broadcast coded. like maybe nikki is there with him in their dorms and their reminiscing about their pre debut era idk)
representative colour is purple
ok that’s all i have for now, i hope that was as entertaining for you as it was for me!!
(i also hope that made any bit of sense, i tried my best to explain but i get that there’s certain things that ppl won’t get, it’s totally fine…it’s a really weird headcanon tbh lol)
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f-ngrl · 2 months ago
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rap:public 1st episode :D incl spoilers :D
(part 1, i'll keep watching later)
"Politics, betrayal, scheme, strategy"??? NO!! I want rap :(
The voice of the one guy who's fighting sounds like kaogaii, the other idk
I kinda feel bad for them, sounds hard
didn't expect Gamma to go up first!! No surprised with Khan. I think Khan will win, he's much better and also has more friends. (and I think friends counts much more)
yeah as expected. Kinda sad for Gamma, maybe the writers forced him to go up? If he had gotten much more votes I would've said it's scripted too though 😅 I wonder who the 2 ppl who voted for him are
taking the mask off is a joke, everybody knows their voices :D
lol next is kaogaii. he's like out for trouble but he doesn't mean it seriously but just to put on a show.
huh i can't recognize the opponent
kaogaii swearing a lot, the others are already laughing haha
wait is it not kaogaii?? ooops? i'm not sure now that he's rapping
the opponent's rap is not strong either, a little weaker even. i mean if it's really a freestyle ok, but they probably prepared this, right?
so the opponent was o'domar. i think he's from osamari crew? must have heard him on feats, but not really familiar with him.
ok the first one was kaogaii, at least i wasn't wrong about him :D they're playing kitsyojii in the bg haha, true love. kitsyojii's not participating btw and made an album in the meantime, shoutout to him <33 (i'm gonna spend more time and have more fun listening to the album than watching the show so)
2 people jumped up at the same time but the 2nd person left again :D they're saying it's roh yunha, i wouldn't have known.
again idk the opponent just by his introduction voice
now i can tell it's yunha by his rap. he's really good and his style sounds fun. it'll be hard to go up against him, he's popular
is the opponent skyminhyuk? if it is, his rap is better than it used to be but not better than yunha's imo.
seems the most important part of the show is having friends with you. it's not really about the rap, that's just a side entertainment factor? that's not really fair, but friends is still better than "mnet editing" being the deciding factor
polodared went up and forgot his lyrics. i don't like him but he has a lot of friends. let's see who the other person is. if they don't mess up they should win.
they didn't even show the other person? and he still won bc he took off his own mask is it? now the editing is going faster
they're just showing some participants now. there's drain k and jp!! i really enjoyed their soundcloud songs back in tHe DaY lol.
more female rappers who i hadn't known! they all lost but hopefully some are good and here to stay active in khh
i didn't know a lot of these people. maybe they're not rappers? one is a youtuber
another battle. idk them i think? the first one is familiar, rap is really good. i'm sure i've listened to him before but don't really know the voice?
the other one is showing off his american accent. his rap style is also copying an american rapper idk who. skrrt yeah i'm not that impressed. he's just shouting and the rap is kinda lame brr brr?
the opponent won??? were they impressed with his americanness??
hahahahaha the first one is fleeky bang haha i've been listening to his album a lot and still didn't recognize him :D
the winner is double down, never heard of him. from new york, real gangster uhuh. he came with nosun and foggyatthebottom. i used to listen to foggyatthebottom a bit, i think he's good but kinda problematic so
double down doesn't even speak korean apparently. but i want korean rap :D
i can't tell who the next pair is by their talking voices.
the first one is quite good in korean and english. maybe it's foggyatthebottom already? can't think of anyone else with that tone. or i'm completely mixing it up. if it's him the style is reaaaally different though so maybe not. also 2 opponents ran up to him so maybe not :D
opponent a little weak from the start and then he messed up pretty bad. the music ends, he keeps rapping and still messes up ah 😅 no idea who he is
result is not surprising. the opponent was goldbuuda. idk his music at all but i don't think he deserved the messing up :/ a pityy
the winner is xwally. idk him really, just heard his name
the day must be getting long, they're all trying to compete now
SINCE!!! <3<3<3 who thinks they can compete??? she's crazy i love her. this part SO STRONG <333 they're all cheering like crazy she's on another level
the opponent is ok. the breaks are too long between the lines, time wasted. he had no chance from the start anyways :D
it's geegooin. idk his music. apparently he confessed to since on smtm :D he says that's why he lost? but then why did he go up against her? :D
more skips. reddy with a new style? go gwangil rapping at normal speed
next pair. a 19yo, young rapper are rare these days. idk who it is, but pretty good imo. the opponent is really good, he's totally won. i think it's haon maybe?? different speeds flawlessly, few are that good.
the starter was osun. idk his rap :D as said he did pretty well :) but few would have a chance against haon.
haon looks a lot like bobby sometimes, with certain hairstyles and from certain angles, this is one of those moments :D
osun says haon motivated him to start rapping 🥺 so sweet!
they're giving screentime to the girl with long nails :D the guy she's going up against is v good, i know him 100% aaah it's driving me crazy :D
it's zene!!! as i was listening to think i saw his green hair 😭😭😭 i'm so sorry zene ilu 😭 his rapper is even better than what i had in mind
her song is funny! :D the first one with melody, i don't approve of that tbh, but otherwise cool. they're already saying "it was catchy", but people shouldn't win for pop here :/ her voice is familiar but she seems out of breath and her voice isn't stable so i'm not sure
zene won ok, that's fair then :) the girl is cocona, never heard of her.
they're spoiling the next one is don mills right away :D the opponent is a fan, idk who :D
don mills' rap is good but not crazy good. he said mills gon do it lol :D
aah the opponent is reallllly good. i know his voice!! i know him 100%! he has a deep voice. who is it aaah. i'm sure i listened to him a lot before!!
the opponent won ok, he did so well. it's daniel jikal?!?? idk him at all?!? 😂😂 did he change his name? lol
ok i'll take a break here but it's fun :)
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cowcat-with-a-hat · 10 months ago
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parappa the rapper characterz that i think they would do drugz :3 (thiz iz a joke btw)
joe chin and my proof iz: that he sold me drugz outside of the 711 last thursday nite and they weren't even drugz they were hiz branded "joe chin super drugz" AND THEY WERE PIXIE STIX still very tasty tho highly reccomend
prince fleaswallow my proof iz: he mentionz in hiz song that hez "on the run" 4 sumthing 4 what exactly im not sure but im gonna guess drug dealing i mean like he runz a flea market that soundz like a front 4 a drug ring also he lookz like sum1 who dressed themselvez while constantly stoned (trust me i would know) i just know he would smoke weed he soundz high out of hiz mind and also singz about how hez been working in the "flea market" since "hiz mama waz a baby" soundz like sumthing i'd write while high out of my mind oh and also while im on about hiz song
parappa: maybe not nesaserally DO drugz but he unknowingly sold drugz (allegedly) with prince fleaswallow 2 fix hiz dadz car altho mayb he would do weed idk XP
lammy my proof iz: thiz image (thx 2 lil mrs matter on discord 4 the proof XD)
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5. guru ant my proof iz: thiz iz just a hc i have that he and fleaswallow smoke weed 2gether and he smokez 2 calm hiz nervez now iz there a good reason that i have thiz hc nah not really am i what the kidz would say "delu lu" no and who the fuck sayz "delu lu" anywayz thatz stupid tiktok kidz r stupid 6. cathy piller, ma san and randum onion lady who waz in stage 2 in the 2nd parappa game my proof iz thiz image:
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7. pj berri my proof iz: ok now thiz iz another purely hc thing (actually thiz whole list iz XD) but hear me out the reason why that hez constantly eating and sleeping iz bcuz hez smoking that marijamige that mary jane that grass y'know weed makez people have the munchiez real bad and also makez u real sleepy so it makez total sense i don't c it being anyother way and if u disagree with me then letz go toe 2 toe by the slide @ the preskool i'll beet u up >:( 8. crash bandicoot my proof iz: ik ik that crash izn't TECHNICALLY a parappa character but shut up look @ this image
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c look they have met thiz countz anywayz crash iz def 1 of those flordia man typez who run around on bath saltz screaming no further comment
9. colonel noodlez my proof iz: what fucking moron would try 2 make noodlez the only food on earth a moron on drugz thatz who basically the whole plot of ptr2 iz that he goez on a drug binge and thinkz that all other foodz r evil and tryz 2 make everything noodlez but then parappa helpz him sober up and he realizez hez a fucking idiot and thatz why kidz u shouldn't do drugz (or do them i don't give a shit im not ur dad)
feel free 2 leave ur hcz in the commentz below <333 (btw if u didn't read the title thiz post iz satire so don't take offense 2 thiz or sumthing idk)
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sorryimananti-romantic · 5 months ago
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I've noticed you're also a Day6 fan and since some of the Ateez and Day6 members seem to have a close friendship with each other, I thought of a little game.. if you had to assign Day6 songs to each ateez member and ateez songs to each day6 member, which onss would it be and (maybe) why those? :)
oh i love this question :') just my two ult groups yes! as bad as i am at this assigning thing bc half the times i'm like 'they're so ___ coded' and the other half is me associating the song with them bc they would totally slay if they sing it 😭
for ateez hehe:
hongjoong: zombie, stop the rain (i feel like zombie is sth he would cover and stop the rain suits his vibe so much idk if you see it but i do 😭😭)
seonghwa: love me or leave me, so cool (bro i want to see him cover love me or leave me so bad. and so cool suits his vibe esp the rapper in him)
yunho: best part, goodbye winter (just my two fav songs for my fav human he's so best part coded you can't tell me otherwise. and his aesthetic screams goodbye winter)
yeosang: say hello, welcome to the show (say hello the jap song btw such a fun song that matches his vibe. and i'm listening to the recent cb these days and i really feel like yeo fits)
san: congratulations, 365247 (i heard him sing congratulations and i was sold. also i want a dance cover on 365247 from the choi san thank you very much)
mingi: headache, time of our life (headache is so mingi coded AHAHA if mingi produced/wrote a song in day6 it would be this. and time of our life is so him too yes i saw him jamming to it lol)
wooyoung: like that sun, out of my mind (another two most fav fun songs [there's like fun songs and sad songs in day6 right] and i was immediately like yes. that's wooyoung, no questions.)
jongho: dance dance, somehow (he's goofy like that dance dance song. i can see him the vibe and all. and what i would give to see him cover somehow [also a fav song] and letting go. HE NEEDS TO COVER DAY6 ASAP.)
and for day6:
sungjin: dazzling light, take me home (i can literally hear dazzling light in his voice rn and i am not okay. he would also slay take me home and he's so both dazzling light and take me home coded. loml husband my everythign kfjdghdfjhg)
youngk: twilight, still here (I CAN HEAR HIM SING TWILIGHT he would slay san's part so hard. and still here is totally sth he would write for day6)
wonpil: aurora, diamond (literally the most emotional yet soft songs like my man wonpil. he is so sooo aurora coded i immediately knew with this one, also DIAMOND THE JAPANESE ATEEZ SONG not the finally now it's my time (that one is youngk coded for some reason 😭)
dowoon: wave, the real (i need drum covers neow. also i just associate all happy things with dowoon literally best boi.)
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pickapea · 1 year ago
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and then this guy, who wrote a love song about his cat
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my tumblr mutuals don't know there's an entire 50 man record label of korean rappers and that every single one of the signed artists owns a little lizard
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genshinhimbos · 2 years ago
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Ok so I’m fully in 6reeze hell (I became obsessed back when it was just 4nemo and here I am still)
I just really like thinking about what the dynamic would be like between all the anemo boys and how they would sync up with one another in an idol group so here are some headcannons! These are just my personal headcannons btw, I’m not sure if the fandom has collectively given this au lore or anything so don’t mind my ramblings I guess.
(This is mostly inspired by Scara becoming playable, if that wasn’t obvious)
In my mind, the anemo boys idol group kinda works like NCT in that every so often they add another member to the group
As such, I’m gonna think of the current iteration of the group name as more of an “era” name, and each era is defined by the addition of another member
(So 4NEMO was their first era with the original 4 members and 5WIRL was the era after Heizou was introduced)
So now, with the addition of Scara, the group has entered their 6REEZE era
In terms of an idol name, Scara didn’t really have a name he particularly wanted to go with.
The name “Scaramouche” was associated with his past too much for him to be comfortable using it, and he didn’t want to use his real name, Kunikuzushi like some of the other members.
(Venti, Xiao, and Aether have stage names, while Kazuha and Heizou chose to use their real names)
(Venti’s situation is odd. His real name is Barbatos, and he used to go by that as his idol name when he was a soloist, but after joining 4NEMO, he decided to go by Venti. He actually prefers to be addressed as Venti now, and has contemplated legally changing his name)
(Xiao goes by Alatus as his stage name, and Aether didn’t know what he wanted his stage name to be, so he just picked whatever the fans called him after their debut.)
Scara contemplated going the same route as Aether, but in an effort to be more transparent, he had the fans vote on his idol name.
In the meantime though, I like to think that every time a new member debuts, they have a solo feature debut song, where they are the center in terms of vocals or rapping.
Heizou probably had a fun, pop-ey song or something with heavy rap (I see him as a rapper)
But Scara would probably decide to go with a ballad as his debut song.
But not just any ballad… imagine him singing “Shirunoga E-wa” by Fujii Kaze
The other members would be backup vocals or instrumentals (almost Day6 style)
I like imagining Xiao on the drums, Kazuha on synth and Venti killing it on the piano.
Aether and Heizou providing the upper and lower register backup vocals, respectively.
And just. Scara. Absolutely in his own headspace singing this song. An ode to his rocky past and the love he has for his fans—the ones who love him despite what happened.
I feel like the other members would just look at him in awe during his debut performance
And right as he finished, Venti would grab the other members and they would all dogpile on top of him
In conclusion. I have a lot of thoughts about 4NEMO turned 5WIRL turned 6BREEZE.
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nectardaddy · 5 months ago
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ooo let’s do 🖇️, 💔, and 🍄!!
🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer
anything about my writing process deadass lmao is that vain?? or writing tips because I will and always will be a teacher and my brain loves giving people knowledge. AND MUSIC RECS OMG!! I LOVE THOSE (started listening to weatherman since I saw you post about it btw and I LOVE)
💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write
the cringe ass ones in middle school lmao. but seriously there's one in my drafts that I don't necessarily wish I didn't write but it hurts all the same whenever I reread it to edit. totally self indulgent to help me work out some of my past issues and it will never see the light of day. I can't bring myself to delete though because it genuinely helped me when I wrote it.
🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?
I wish I never listened to that man in high school who said he loved me. I wish I dropped him when I saw the red flags (I'm getting real on main oof). I was young and stupid and he was an asshole and FUCKED ME UP (canon event though). so advice: if a fucking SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER says he wants to smoke with you SAY NO
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skellymom · 1 year ago
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hello, i noticed you have "elder goth" written in your bio and im like. an infant bat. do you have any tips on anything (music, makeup, clothing, ect?
(srry if this sounds awkward, im just a very nervous person)
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Whew! I DIDN'T FORGET YOU!!! It was an INSANE weekend at work...and I'm burnt. Plus, I like to write my fics and answer asks at my desktop computer and not my phone (fat fingers are clumsy).
Ahem...ok for the Goth Thing:
It's really just about the music. That's it. I mean SO MUCH has evolved and developed since the first wave of that "genre" music appeared on the scene back in the 1970's (Post Punk) underground. Even some bands labeled as Goth now didn't see themselves as such back in the day.
This next list has a lot of good Goth music, with some songs not necessarily in that genre, but close enough that MANY in the community love them. And, some of them showed up before the movement even started (a few after to help with it's evolution), but definitely helped to establish the genre later on (ahem...David Bowie). Btw Marilyn Manson is NOT Goth. However, a LOT of us still love his music as it fits with our dark aesthetic...and remember when I mentioned David Bowie? Well, I am quite sure he helped inspired Marilyn Manson. His Mechanical Animals album certainly looks as it was influenced by Bowie. But, I digress, again... This is just a start on your musical journey...a stepping stone.
People will tell you that if you don't dress or present physically a certain way that you aren't Goth. NOPE. You can dress dark and spooky and edgy but not be Goth. You can dress like a pink princess or "normie" and be Goth at heart. When us older Children of the Night were coming up we did a LOT of DIY (do it yourself) and wore a lot of things you might not consider even Goth. There wasn't the depth, breadth, and easy access of things available on the market like today. We were poor, felt different, non conformist, and just looking for community. That's another hallmark of being a Goth: community. Because back in the day someone might do a violence on you for looking weird (Wearing all black back in the day was seen as extremely socially deviant. ESPECIALLY in small town US or conservative UK/England. People literally were afraid of or hated us. Our brethren: The Punks, Rastafarians, Metal Heads, Rappers, New Wavers (prejudice was doubled if you were a person of color, a different sexuality/gender, poor, etc.) experienced the same thing in society. Then came along The Satanic Panic and OH SHIT what a pain in the ass that was! And The "Moral" Majority crap...) I digress: we were looking for people like us, BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE US. Just a bunch of nice, supportive people who got together to listen to music, dance, support the local bands/talent, and try to make it another day. You will find this in the FANDOM, LGBTQ+, and Communities of Color as well...and they overlap.
The presentation is secondary and up to you on how you want to look. You can do it up the max or just be simple in black. My favorite person from back in the day, who really doesn't specifically identify as Goth, but hung heavily in the scene back in the day: Neil Gaiman. The guy who gave us the character of Death from The Sandman Series, published as I was coming into my own Baby Bat phase (based on a real person named "Cinnamon"). Yeah...the character everyone aspires to look like (next to Siouxsie Sioux). He wears just plain black clothes and a long black coat. (Pic of him as a youngin')
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Me, I go for "Lazy Goth". Everything black (even at work-black scrubs) with occasionally printed tee or a dark jewel toned piece of clothing. Usually I also mix in the Punk aesthetic too (I love the music and put patches on every damned thing). Punk is scruffy and imperfect, not fussy. I like comfort and ease of dressing. Especially in hot weather. And, I don't do a lot of face makeup, especially being older. Plus, I rather like my olive toned skin. Not every Goth needs to be pale. Google Goth People of Color. Beautiful and amazing looks.
Beware of Gatekeepers. Gothier Than Thou's. Don't let them crush your spirit. There is room in this subculture for everyone. If a particular club, group, or individual sets that tone, just move on. That shit ain't worth it.
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Dropping a quote from my (sort of) GothFather creative Neil Gaiman:
"Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here. Make. Good. Art."
This can also be read as the journey to "create" yourself. You are on a journey, my sweet Child of the Night. It will take a while to find your stride, whatever that is, and that's totally ok. Spread your bat wings and FLY!
Leaving you with one of my favorite songs:
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