#a REAL rapper btw

[auditvrs]

DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session

[um-jammer-rammy-moved]

take this quick animation fragment made in ibis since the paula x matt content is lacking. this is only a wholesome piece of a longer animation for my future au which gets pretty messed up for matt...

[telltalebatman]

tbh u should all thank me for restraining myself from cranking out video edits of telltale batman set to various polish songs 24/7. u should all say "thank you iv for not doing that".

[nutelly]

this niziu album is impossibly good

[sombrashe]

viral twitter selfie reader x rapper thanos part 2

part 1 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ masterlist

ThanosWorld Guess a number between 1 and 2,528,476

vintagezodiacsign 3

ThanosWorld So close, I was actually thinking 2,528,476. Now 2,528,482

vintagezodiacsign ??? what are you talking about

ThanosWorld That's how many streams my song got.

vintagezodiacsign oh congrats man

ThanosWorld Not the excitement I was looking for

vintagezodiacsign YAY

vintagezodiacsign idk what u want from me

ThanosWorld bro over 2 million people have your face saved to their phone

vintagezodiacsign sorry ?

ThanosWorld Remember when I asked to use your pic for my EP? I released it last night at the launch party. I would have invited you but

vintagezodiacsign what

vintagezodiacsign youre telling me that over 2 million people downloaded your song?

ThanosWorld I sold a few physical copies but yeah 🫰🏼

vintagezodiacsign oh my god oh my god ???

ThanosWorld I put a link to your pic on the album cover

vintagezodiacsign ily ????? hello ???

ThanosWorld (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

ThanosWorld Check your cash app beautiful

vintagezodiacsign HOLY HELL

vintagezodiacsign this can't be right

vintagezodiacsign im not sending this back !!

ThanosWorld Don't. It's your royalties, pretty thing ٩(^▿^)۶

vintagezodiacsign (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!

vintagezodiacsign i gotta make a phone call

vintagezodiacsign brb

vintagezodiacsign back mr rapper

ThanosWorld Fun call?

vintagezodiacsign oh a very fun one ! (￣ 3￣)y-゜゜

ThanosWorld Really?

vintagezodiacsign yessss sir 🫡

ThanosWorld What kind?

vintagezodiacsign hybrid 🤨

ThanosWorld I'm more of a Indica guy 🤨

vintagezodiacsign oh no i cant it makes me all paranoid and then i think michael myers is hiding in the bushes waiting for me

ThanosWorld Oh Word

ThanosWorld (￣ 3￣)y-゜゜isn't even my favorite thing to do

vintagezodiacsign oh ?

ThanosWorld How can i know you won't snitch?

vintagezodiacsign ill give you 50 dollars and a kiss on the cheek if we ever meet

ThanosWorld Keep your 50 and give me a real kiss when we meet

vintagezodiacsign deal

ThanosWorld Fine, I 𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 ꉣꀤ꒒꒒ꌗ

vintagezodiacsign grown ass man btw

vintagezodiacsign what kind ?? 🙂‍↕️

ThanosWorld Ecstasy

vintagezodiacsign never dabbled

ThanosWorld Really ? Pretty standard ꉣꀤ꒒꒒

vintagezodiacsign ive never done anything harder than weed ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ

ThanosWorld Don't. Bad shit.

vintagezodiacsign I know ! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ )

ThanosWorld What time is it for you? Isn't it super early in the morning?

vintagezodiacsign 3:28 am

ThanosWorld Goodnight

vintagezodiacsign ???

ThanosWorld I'll keep you updated on the EP and you get some rest. Good luck on your test

vintagezodiacsign oh you saw that tweet ? lol it got like 3 views

ThanosWorld Yeah, sometimes your stuff pops up on my fyp

vintagezodiacsign lol cool thank you ☺️

ThanosWorld Sleep tight 😴🫰🏼

vintagezodiacsign don't let the bed bugs bite

[chrissturnsfav]

hello!! Can you write something about rapper Chris and singer reader at the Grammys and one of them wins best album??? Love your work btw <3

⋆.˚✮ singer!reader gets her first grammy

the energy at the grammys is suffocating—cameras flashing, voices buzzing, celebrities everywhere pretending they aren’t trying to compete with each other. you don't really like events like this, even though they’re part of your life now. it's just so fucking overwhelming, so good thing chris is here.

he’s sat in a manspread beside you, wearing a sleek black suit with a black tie, jaw set like he's bored out of his mind. he taps his thumb on his knee, probably counting beats in his head.

you fidget with the sequins on your pretty mini dress, nerves tightening your chest. "i’m gonna throw up," you mutter under your breath.

chris doesn’t even blink. "nah, you ain’t," he scoffs, lightly nudging your shoulder with a smirk, his voice is calm, gravelly. "you built f'this shit, kid."

you shoot him a look, furrowing your brows with a small smirk. "that supposed to make me feel better?"

he grins, lazy and cocky. "you tell me," he shrugs.

before you can snap back, the presenter’s voice booms through the speakers. your name rings out like some surreal echo.

"and the grammy goes to..."

you freeze. the applause hits you like a wave. it’s loud, disorienting. you've just won the award for best pop song of the year. how the fuck...

your realization is interrupted when chris leans in, close enough for you to hear over the chaos. "get your ass up there."

your legs feel like jelly, but somehow you stand. the walk to the stage is a blur—faces, lights, a hundred thoughts colliding in your brain. you grip the golden statue like it might float away.

"uh," you start, voice shaky, letting out a nervous laugh, "wow. this is... wild."

"well, i didn’t prepare anything ‘cause i really didn’t think i’d be up here, so... bear with me."

there’s a soft ripple of laughter from the crowd, but you barely hear it. your eyes instinctively find chris. he’s still seated, staring at you with that sexy stupid smirk that hits you right in the chest. it’s somewhat of awe, but also pride.

you swallow hard. "i wanna just say thank you to my team, my family, everyone who’s been in my corner through all the highs and lows. i wouldn’t be here without you."

your voice steadies, warmth creeping in. "and to chris..." you pause, lips twitching into a smirk as you chuckle quietly. "thank you for always being so supportive and positive."

his brow quirks, lips curling into that signature half-smile.

"you’re annoyingly good at it most of the time," you add, a little sass creeping in.

the audience laughs. chris shakes his head like you’re ridiculous, but his grin says otherwise.

"thank you so much," you finish simply, heart full and light as you step back from the mic. "couldn't be more thankful, this truly doesn't even feel real."

the applause follows you down the stairs, but all you care about is getting back to your seat. chris is already standing, waiting.

"see? you killed that," he says, voice low and smooth.

"did i?" you tease, still catching your breath.

he leans in close, shades slipping down his nose. "told you, you ain’t built like these other girls."

you roll your eyes, trying to downplay the way your chest tightens. "you’re so fucking cocky," you snicker.

"nah, m'just right," he shrugs, the smirk on his plush lips deepening.

you laugh despite yourself, knowing damn well he’s never gonna let you forget this moment.

his smirk morphs into a soft smile, one of awe and adoration as his eyes soften. he slings an arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to his side and kissing the top of your head. "proud o'you, mama. knew you'd get this shit one day," he mumbles in a soft whisper against your hair.

thank you for reading!! <3

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[algae-tm]

AGORA HILLS

Daniel Ricciardo x rapper!Reader SMAU

Warnings : SUGGESTIVE content!! Reader and Daniel being horny for eachother on main

face claim : megan thee stallion

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user7 : praying for a dr3 podium

— user5 : lmao you’ll need something stronger than prayer

user6 : can’t believe mother is dating this loser

youruser : whore

— user9 : 😅😨

youruser : I’m sorry I wasn’t aware I was running a brothel

youruser : who let you out of your cage long enough for you to post this

— user7 : girl pls ✋🏿 😭

youruser : who you trying to impress???? 😨😅

— danielricciardo : I’m sorry bookie, what can I do to make it up to you?

— youruser : you know what 😼🤭

— danielricciardo : on my way!

— landonorris : there are children on here!!!

— youruser : log off then norizz

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lewishamilton : an amazing show as always y/n! But was that last part really necessary?

— youruser : yes

user7 : your free speech… hand it over!!!

user21 : how she’s so down bad over a man well past his prime i can’t understand 🤷🏼‍♀️

— youruser : PAST HIS PRIME!???log off NEOWWW

— user32 : I fear she’s dickmatised 😔

user45 : love that they’re still in the honeymoon phase

— user47 : FR!! I need all their secrets! after almost 3 years and they’re still so in love with each other

danielricciardo : AWOOGA

danielricciardo : woof woof bark bark

— oscarpiastri : 😨😨

danielricciardo : I ate the underwear 3 songs ago

— youruser : we can’t drive any faster 😭

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maxverstappen1 : oh… uhm okay. NURSE SHES OUT AGAIN

— youruser : don’t be jealous cause I’m doing your man on the daily

— maxverstappen1 : 😨

— user65 : lmao y/n stays traumatising these drivers

landonorris : listened to the song! Great! Cool! Cool cool cool. Didn’t need to know all that but really good I guess

user70 : you know I’m starting to see the vision

lewishamilton : y/n… is this why youre on the phone rn?

— youruser : sorry wrong number

— lewishamilton : this is social media

— youruser : no habla ingles!!

user1 : not the random picture of you on the second slide

— user3 : that’s what I’m saying 😭 like is this not an appreciation post for your man?

— youruser : god forbid a woman look hot and post it! need to show you guys he’s taken by a bad bitch!

danielricciardo : forever grateful you chose me to spend life with 💞

— youruser : oh… we not being horny rn?

— danielricciardo : my draws are off rn

— lewishamilton : OH this is why y/n just sprinted out of the room

— youruser : forever grateful you chose to spend life with me too 💙💙

— user47 : she sends him blue hearts??!????? Is it for visa cashapp paypal venmo el matador racing bulls

— user76 : girl 😭 you good???!

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youruser : DANIEL RICCIARDO, propose to me for real goddamit!! You coward

— danielricciardo : working on it baby

— youruser : ooooo I need you so bad rn

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— danielricciardo : my eyes only sorry

user78 : y’all are nasty

— user67 : in the best way!

user81 : sending you lot my therapy bill

lewishamilton : I love y’all but don’t you ever get tired

— danielricciardo : yeah she tires me out all the time

— youruser : yeah I do baby!!

youruser : my man

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[nickssidewitch]

Speaking of the triplets with POC, I need to see y’all write fics where the main characters are:

Asian

African

Pacific Islander

Middle Eastern

Caribbean

Disabled

Plus-sized

And I need to see new professions and AUs:

Astronaut

Equestrian Horse Rider (I think that's what they are called)

Teachers/Principals/Deans/Headmasters/Coaches (in university btw)

Journalists

Photographer/Videographer

Directors/Actors

Carpenter/Construction Worker

Real Estate Agent

Rapper, especially the triplets with rapper gfs/bfs

Stripper/Exotic Dancer

Caterer/Chef/Cook

Criminal!AU (nothing immoral)

Superhero/Superpower (I made this AU some time ago but I'm not gonna write anything with it womp womp)

Tourist/Tour-guide

[witherby]

In your littlest wayne au (every time I see that I instinctively think of Lil Wayne the rapper lol) there's a very clearly established relationship between Bruce and Hal. I just wanna know how that came to be in that au, I'm curious? Great stuff btw.

FANTASTIC QUESTION. I didn't give it much thought, I just wanted them to be together, but lemme rub my brain cells around real quick

Ok ok, like all good love stories, it starts with a ✨ near-death experience. ✨

I'm imagining a global threat. Some Darkseid-level shit. It takes some back-and-forth and a lot of dumb luck, but eventually the JL snatches a victory from the jaws of defeat.

There's just a couple straggler enemies left. Hal, wounded and low on juice for his ring, doesn't see a bad guy creeping up behind him, so Batman takes the hit and tackles him to the ground. Hal uses the last of the Ring's power to kill the goon, and now he's powerless and clutching a dying Bruce in his arms.

"It's fine," Bruce mumbles, delirious. "Flesh wound. I'll walk it off, I usually do."

"You're telling jokes!? You're about to die and you're telling jokes!?"

"Yeah." Bruce coughs up some blood. He reaches up to thumb away a few flecks that got on Hal's cheek. "I didn't want to die seeing a frown on your pretty face."

Hal clutches his hand and hitches a wet laugh. "You can't confess your love for me on your death bed now that you won't be around for the consequences. That's such an asshole move."

"I'm an asshole. That's a pretty major facet of my personality."

"It's just as much a mask as the cowl is. Shut up."

Bruce shrugs and smiles. Hal keeps firm pressure on the wound and waits for backup to come and help them. In the nick of time, Clark finds them and whisks Bruce off to get medical attention, and it's really touch and go for a couple days before he wakes up to find Hal looking at him very unimpressed.

"You scared the shit out of me. I think I can be forgiven with a date, though. Really fancy one. Wine and dine me."

Bruce just nods sleepily. "What are you doing tonight?"

"YOU JUST WOKE UP? YOU ARE NOT IN ANY SHAPE TO CASH THAT DATE IN RIGHT NOW?"

"Yeah ok... What are you doing tomorrow?"

[minjoongism]

i read @storkmuffin’s recent mingi post earlier this morning and it pretty much summarised my thoughts about mingi’s importance in ateez vocally but i’m going to elaborate anyway because i love good raplines and i ESPECIALLY love mingi

disclaimer: at least for me personally, i am really, REALLY bad at recognising people’s (singing) voices, and if i’m listening to a group, picking out each individual singer with any reliable accuracy is practically impossible for me. usually, rappers are way easier for me to distinguish - whenever i start to learn about a new kpop group even casually, telling apart their rapline vocally is usually the first thing i succeed at. i was able to pick out the rappers in bts before i even learned all their faces, and i have no trouble telling apart the guys in skz too. and even if i don’t know their names, i can usually guess how many rappers are on a song and who features when because of how distinctive they are.

+ because of the above, to me, good rappers are the very foundations and absolute backbone of a good kpop group. i say good rappers because not all kpop rappers probably should be rappers (please just let them sing. we don’t need a rap break in every song), but when you find a gem, they’re usually the undeniable core of their group’s musical sound. to bring up the one of the same examples i mentioned earlier, skz would not be skz without 3racha. not just from a production or songwriting perspective (though i’ve noticed that good rappers tend to do more of that than non-rappers in my limited sample pool), but in the sense that they musically carry a lot of the songs or turn them from good to great. and they can sing too! they’re not limited to rapping!

and at the risk of sounding biased, i think ateez’s rapline is my favourite yet. yeah, there are only two of them, but they’re 1) so strong individually, 2) so unique both from what i’ve heard outside of ateez and also when compared with one another, and 3) work SO well together that every time they’re back to back in a song it immediately contends for my favourite part of the entire song, like in emergency, or (in a simpler but imo no less effective or delightful) in my beloved pirate king:

and mingi!! even in addition to all this!! is another level of unique. i don’t think i have heard a voice quite like his EVER, never mind just within the kpop industry. and he’s so flexible too. a lot of people zero in on his more aggressive side vocally but he’s able to play with his voice to a degree that we don’t really hear from many rappers (or vocalists sometimes) - arriba comes to mind here for an example of his versatility. i think his arriba rap is genuinely one of my fav verses in any ateez song. it’s DELIGHTFUL. his voice is so profoundly distinctive that whereas with most raplines it takes me less time to learn to distinguish their voices, with mingi (and by extension hongjoong, because he never sounds like mingi), it took me NO time. i knew who was rapping from the outset even if i didn’t know his name yet. and i knew that i liked him.

i think the thing for me about mingi’s voice is that it’s so delightfully husky and rough and raw in a way that the other guys’ aren’t. i think that’s why he’s able to pull off the expressiveness and emotion @storkmuffin mentioned e.g. in man on fire to a degree that the other guys couldn’t quite. there’s a polishedness or smoothness or snappiness to the other guys’ voices that makes them vocally very powerful, but when it comes to pinning down a specific, unfiltered feeling, that’s where mingi comes out on top. the same goes in youth imo, and also in tunnel (which, btw, changed my life the first time i heard it) - mingi’s voice is perfect for emotion. sadness, desperation, anger - he convinces you it’s real, because he just sounds so damn genuine about it, even without me understanding a single word he’s saying.

[bingbopboombam]

Can we remember Kendrick said he hates bullies when referring to Drake? Not just how Drake dresses or talks or walks (DMX shout out btw)

Kendrick isn't just a hater for hate's sake. That disgustingly waters down his message. He recognized Drake is a bully that would go after other smaller artists, sometimes people who aren't even rappers that work in a completely separate field of entertainment, and harass them like a weirdo stalker when he's not kissing on a 17 yr old (that video proof is damning)

Kendrick took down a bully by calling out creepy and shitty behavior of Drake abusing his status. Holding folks accountable of their wrongs, especially when you have the power to be a voice of the ones enduring the bully, shouldn't be dumbed down to being a hater. Real haters are the racists, misogynists, anti Black, elitist, the ones hording the wealth by exploiting the poor etc. Kendrick did what most should do when seeing mess, clean house.

[bellaed1t]

- mysterious man -

pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3

rapper!rafe & singer!reader meet at the grammys

warnings: none that i can think of!

authors note: first time writing btw! sorry if you don't like it

word count: 625 (sry its short i’m SUPER busy)

Cameras flashed like lightning, blinding you with every step. The paparazzi’s voices blended into a deafening roar, their questions sharp and relentless.

“Over here!”

“Who designed your dress?”

“Is it true you’re dating—”

“Look this way!”

You could barely see, barely think. All you wanted was to escape to the after-party. The air was thick with heat and desperation, the press shoving closer, their lenses invading every inch of your space. Security was nowhere in sight.

Then, out of nowhere, a firm hand grasped yours, pulling you from the chaos. The touch was strong, certain—no hesitation. You barely had time to react before you were being guided away, slipping through a narrow opening between two buildings. The world around you blurred as you stumbled into the safety of the shadows, the muffled noise of the crowd fading behind you.

Your heart pounded.

You looked up—and there he was. The mysterious man you’d seen twice before. His presence was undeniable, his gaze intense, as if he had been expecting this moment.

“You again?” you breathed, half in shock, half in something else—something unfamiliar.

He tilted his head slightly, a smirk forming. “You looked scared. Are you okay?”

His voice was smooth, edged with amusement, but there was something in his eyes—something unreadable.

You swallowed hard, still catching your breath. The city lights cast shadows across his sharp features, making him look even more enigmatic.

“I’m fine. Thank you,” you replied, your voice steadier than you felt. You didn’t break eye contact—something about him held you in place, like a force stronger than logic.

His smirk deepened. “Funny, you don’t look fine.”

Before you could respond, the distant chaos of the paparazzi grew louder. They were still looking for you. He glanced over his shoulder, then back at you, as if weighing a decision.

“Come with me,” he said suddenly. It wasn’t a question.

Your heart pounded. Every instinct told you to walk away, to go back to the safety of the party. But something about him—his confidence, his familiarity—made you hesitate.

“Why should I?” you challenged.

His smirk faded, replaced by something more serious. “Because if you stay here, they’ll find you. And I have a feeling you don’t want that.

He extended his hand. The air between you crackled with something unspoken.

You had a choice. Follow the stranger who had appeared in your life not once, not twice, but now a third time—or risk being swallowed back into the flashing lights and deafening shouts.

With one last glance at the approaching crowd, you made your decision.

You took his hand.

The moment your fingers touched, a strange sense of déjà vu rushed over you, like you had been here before. His grip was warm, steady. Without another word, he led you deeper into the alley, past rusting fire escapes and abandoned doorways, moving like he knew exactly where he was going.

“Who are you?” you finally asked as you struggled to keep up.

He glanced at you but didn’t slow down. “Someone who knows when trouble is coming.”

The way he said it sent a chill through you.

The two of you emerged into a quieter street, far from the flashing cameras. A sleek black car was parked at the curb, engine idling. He pulled open the door and motioned for you to get in.

You hesitated. “I don’t even know your name.”

For the first time, something flickered in his expression. Amusement? Hesitation?

Finally, he said, “Call me Rafe.”

It didn’t feel like a real name. But before you could press, the shouts of the paparazzi erupted again in the distance.

“Decide fast,” he warned.

Your mind raced. This was insane. But so was standing in the street, waiting to be swallowed by the cameras again.

With a deep breath, you slid into the car.

Rafe got in beside you, shutting the door just as a group of photographers spilled into the street, their cameras scanning frantically. The driver pulled away smoothly, melting into the night.

The silence inside the car was thick, heavy with unspoken questions.

“You never answered me,” you finally said. “Why do you keep showing up?”

Rafe exhaled, leaning back against the seat, watching the city lights blur past the tinted windows.

“Because someone needs to,” he murmured.

The way he said it sent another chill through you.

Because deep down, you knew this wasn’t a coincidence.

And whoever Rafe really was…

He knew more about you than he was letting on…

[izzasecretredacted]

btw I've seen a couple posts that lean a bit against the idea that the Kendrick/Drake beef is just some petty drama by two bitter and kinda problematic famous people, and this opinion is just so disconnected from what this means in it's greater context that I honestly believe its plainly disrespectful to the culture. So I wanna try to get ahead of that narrative real quick.

No one is claiming that Kendrick is a flawless role modal. Mr. Morale has brought up tons of questions in terms of Kendrick's view on women. There's also a line in Meet the Grahams that's very blatantly SWERF rhetoric and that, at some point at least, could serve as part of a greater point about him as a whole. That said......

Drake is not 'kinda problematic'. He's a child star that hid behind being bi-racial as an excuse to abuse several black artforms for his own benefit. When Kendrick calls Drake a colonizer, that's not just an edgy way of saying that Drake isn't 'cool enough for the big boys', he's calling him a fucking colonizer. This is something that was ignored for over a decade because he was a successful musician that made money. He is the Elvis of the 21st century.

On top of that, there are the allegations that Drake is running an actual Epstein level human trafficking ring. I get that there's not technically any of that precious proof of that and sometimes rappers will just throw allegations at a wall and see what sticks. But this is a man who already finds himself caught being very inappropriate around underaged girls. In a post #metoo world are we really just gonna let these slide as just some random gossip?

So no, there is no 'both sides' in this situation. Kendrick is flawed, but Drake is a colonizer, and now that that fact is finally unavoidable, it is not okay to just brush it all of as 'petty drama'.

[superums]

rock-star! hobie x super-star! reader headcannons

ooc!hobie (maybe). gn!reader. mentions of girlfriend one time but that it. black coded!reader but its not heavy or anything. reader was supposed to be a rapper but i like the idea of a super star instead. i wanted to make the reader like sexyy red that didn't happen. theres a suggestive part. idk how to write his accent

color coded text: hobie , you

you guys are more alike than you think. touring, getting into fights, sometimes your music topics intersect beating people down, stealing peoples partners, rebelling against the system in some way, shape or form.

but where you're different is how you market yourselfs. hobies band is more about being loud about the hate for conforming and the system. they're vocal about political issues, they almost get banned from tv multiple times for broadcasting ideas that the man doesn't like.

you on the other hand, are seen as the super star of your generation. you rap, sing dance—you're the real deal. your music is very diverse depending on what you want to go for; you could sing the most heart wrenching songs about one sided love and the next track you could be rapping about getting white girl wasted and getting ████ed in the ████ in the car before an award show (which may or may not have happened).

anyways! you two keep your relationship as private as you can. you don't really talk about each other in interviews, you have a couple songs about each other but it's not really a common thing.

theres a lot of paparazzi pics of you two together though. theres pics of you and hobie walking out of after parties together, hanging with his friends, coming back from the grocery store and many, many photos of you two hugging and kissing.

hobie has like this sixth sense that makes him always find the camera so sometimes theres pictures of him grabbing as much of your ass as he can while smirking at the camera man thats walking behind you (which you didn't know whats there btw)

and every single times he dose that theres always a second picture of you hitting the back of his head or grabbing his ear.

*click* *click* *click* "stop doing that!" your face was getting hotter from embarrassment as you turned the corner faster trying to get away from the camera man. hobie could only smirk as he caught up to you easily, putting his hand on your shoulders before pulling you closer.

bringing one of his hands to your waist as the other snaked from your shoulder to your chest. "c'mon luv, you know i can't resist..." his breath hitting your ear as he leaned in to smell your neck before being cut off by a hit to his chest. you could practically hear his smirk as he pushed your hips back into his.

your stomach started to naught as you felt it on your behind. you closed your eyes almost forgetting the situation. *click* *clock* *click* your eyes snapped open as your hear the camera man behind you.

"oh hush you just think you're funny." hobie couldn't even hold back his laugh as he watched you walk in front of him with your arms crossed. "well it is! n' don't act like you don't like it."

if you're shy & bashful he would love to embarrass you but not in a ddg/halle bailey way but in a "omgggg stop guys🙈" kind of way like why is he parading around in a 'i 🩷 my gf' shirt and making out with you on national television

hobie dose not think it's right to be controlling over his partners nor dose he believe that you should be subservient to him—now with that being said he feels sick to his stomach when you collaborate with certain artists.

you had a song about partying in the club and your male feature was talking about fucking on you he couldn't even bring himself to post the song on a ig story. he actually fell to his knees !!!

speaking of feeling sick! if you ever twerk on someone just for a performance or have to grind on someone during a dance he doesn't get super angry or whatever but in the inside he's like 'im abt to kms'. he's very dramatic!!

he hates when people try to put you in the role of just being his partner and nothing else—he will literally sit there and argue with someone if they ever try to sit there and say you're nothing but a pretty face.

he feels a certain way if you ever get uber rich. he knows thats most if not all artist want to live comfortably and he understands that you aren't the corrupt system that exploits others, hell you're getting exploited in some way.

BUT if you ever have a million dollars his would would feel a little VERY unsettled. he'd probably break up with you lol he wouldn't want to sound like a hater but he'd try to be like "heyyy how about we donate some money to a shelter or something🙈🫶🏿💗❓"

but if you're dating him he won't have to worry about that because you have to be at least a little political (and he'd have to agree with your views)

you might not be an anarchist, you don't even have to classify yourself with one political party but you have to at least be anti-capitalist, anti-establishment and pro-black.

speaking of politics he gets arrested all the time for protesting and you'll have to get used to that. like every few weeks you will have to pic him up from jail because he was arrested for conspiracy to riot or something on the lines of that.

IF you two ever collab you'll have to find a middle ground because he cannot sing (that is cannon!) and you should never try to get him too unless you want your engineer to be slaving away trying to get him to sound listenable.

he's lowkey your arm candy and he doesn't mind it at all. like if you get invited to the grammies or something he'll always come with you (his group will most likely never get nominated bc of the topics they like to talk about.) but he's never wearing a suit he just likes to dress like this:

in return you'll probably have to dress in a lot of black id you want to match or don't... he'll be like your statement piece for the night

if he's with you when you get your first award he'll literally pic you up and jump up and down with you for a few seconds before letting you go

if you normally win at award shows he just kisses you for a few seconds before letting go up to accept it

either way doesn't like to go up on stage with you hen you accept awards because he feels like he takes away from your moment but he dose walk you off and on stage. the only way he'll ho up on stage with you is if you're like crying really heavy then.

his band mates probably thought you were gonna be the hit it & quit it type because usually punks and non-punks don't last long but they were a little surprised when 1) you two lasted long and 2) you agreed with their views despite being industry.

sum sum sum idk how to end this

[termagax]

haveyouheardthisband is going to absolutely tank my opinion of everyone on this site because itll be like

ARTIST TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE TOP 40 MOST POPULAR RAPPERS OF ALL TIME

Yes - 23.1%

No - 33.6%

Havent Even Heard Of Them - 79.4%

#hip hop #rap #trap #famous mcfamousman

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🦕 dingdong reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband

ok are we just making up new music or what. rap sucks lol this caaaant be a real band -_- have i mentioned i think rap sucks yet. btw. rap sucks

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DINGY MOMMY

Yes - 88.1%

No - 21%

Havent Even Heard of Them - 2.2%

#greater portland area polycule-folk #folkpunk #greasewave #tiktok indie

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🦖 stinkyfarty reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband

OMG YOU GUYSSSSSS DINGY MOMMY IS THE LYRICIST OF OUR GENERATION HOW HAVE 20% OF YOU NOT PERSONALLY SUCKED HER OFF YET... STREAM TOILETBOWL !!!!!

[jiminjeonging]

https://x.com/soshirevelae/status/1891037536031592776?s=46

Not to be dramatic or anything but coupling goes crazy during these days with aespa the way nn didn’t even check on jmj about kbbq because she knows their ass is not coming and will gatekeep shit forever and have insane sex at the hotel. Btw we said gigi was straight but idk man atp. Aespa being 4 visuals, 4 dancers, 4 vocals, 4 rappers and 2 sets of gfs in the same group, I’m gonna be honest with y’all been in this K-pop shit since 2014 never seen a girl group go this crazy realistic. If I see idiots coming talking shit like “it’s FS” girl stfu this ain’t bp all of aespa hates that shit u can clearly see they are genuinely having fun at concerts and doing stuff because they wanted to. I heard cliche speeches like “even if im 80 I will still be x or we will always be family” all this sentimental turd while aepsa straight up calls each other out like when Karina said they were like sisters ESPECIALLY WINTER did not agree on it, gigi made “pfft really” noise and nn was holding her ass not to laugh they are so real for that. Thank you aespa, jmj, and ningselle for being real 🙏

andd thank You for this rant it was very entertaining to read😭😭 aespa always keeps it real i love them so much like not to be parasocial but i can feel their sincerity from the screen