#a REAL rapper btw

[thelolarahaii]

DOECHII NISSAN ALTIMA - Swamp Session

[telltalebatman]

tbh u should all thank me for restraining myself from cranking out video edits of telltale batman set to various polish songs 24/7. u should all say "thank you iv for not doing that".

[nutelly]

this niziu album is impossibly good

[chrissturnsfav]

hello!! Can you write something about rapper Chris and singer reader at the Grammys and one of them wins best album??? Love your work btw <3

⋆.˚✮ singer!reader gets her first grammy

the energy at the grammys is suffocating—cameras flashing, voices buzzing, celebrities everywhere pretending they aren’t trying to compete with each other. you don't really like events like this, even though they’re part of your life now. it's just so fucking overwhelming, so good thing chris is here.

he’s sat in a manspread beside you, wearing a sleek black suit with a black tie, jaw set like he's bored out of his mind. he taps his thumb on his knee, probably counting beats in his head.

you fidget with the sequins on your pretty mini dress, nerves tightening your chest. "i’m gonna throw up," you mutter under your breath.

chris doesn’t even blink. "nah, you ain’t," he scoffs, lightly nudging your shoulder with a smirk, his voice is calm, gravelly. "you built f'this shit, kid."

you shoot him a look, furrowing your brows with a small smirk. "that supposed to make me feel better?"

he grins, lazy and cocky. "you tell me," he shrugs.

before you can snap back, the presenter’s voice booms through the speakers. your name rings out like some surreal echo.

"and the grammy goes to..."

you freeze. the applause hits you like a wave. it’s loud, disorienting. you've just won the award for best pop song of the year. how the fuck...

your realization is interrupted when chris leans in, close enough for you to hear over the chaos. "get your ass up there."

your legs feel like jelly, but somehow you stand. the walk to the stage is a blur—faces, lights, a hundred thoughts colliding in your brain. you grip the golden statue like it might float away.

"uh," you start, voice shaky, letting out a nervous laugh, "wow. this is... wild."

"well, i didn’t prepare anything ‘cause i really didn’t think i’d be up here, so... bear with me."

there’s a soft ripple of laughter from the crowd, but you barely hear it. your eyes instinctively find chris. he’s still seated, staring at you with that sexy stupid smirk that hits you right in the chest. it’s somewhat of awe, but also pride.

you swallow hard. "i wanna just say thank you to my team, my family, everyone who’s been in my corner through all the highs and lows. i wouldn’t be here without you."

your voice steadies, warmth creeping in. "and to chris..." you pause, lips twitching into a smirk as you chuckle quietly. "thank you for always being so supportive and positive."

his brow quirks, lips curling into that signature half-smile.

"you’re annoyingly good at it most of the time," you add, a little sass creeping in.

the audience laughs. chris shakes his head like you’re ridiculous, but his grin says otherwise.

"thank you so much," you finish simply, heart full and light as you step back from the mic. "couldn't be more thankful, this truly doesn't even feel real."

the applause follows you down the stairs, but all you care about is getting back to your seat. chris is already standing, waiting.

"see? you killed that," he says, voice low and smooth.

"did i?" you tease, still catching your breath.

he leans in close, shades slipping down his nose. "told you, you ain’t built like these other girls."

you roll your eyes, trying to downplay the way your chest tightens. "you’re so fucking cocky," you snicker.

"nah, m'just right," he shrugs, the smirk on his plush lips deepening.

you laugh despite yourself, knowing damn well he’s never gonna let you forget this moment.

his smirk morphs into a soft smile, one of awe and adoration as his eyes soften. he slings an arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to his side and kissing the top of your head. "proud o'you, mama. knew you'd get this shit one day," he mumbles in a soft whisper against your hair.

thank you for reading!! <3

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[sombrashe]

viral twitter selfie reader x rapper thanos part 2

part 1 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ masterlist

ThanosWorld Guess a number between 1 and 2,528,476

vintagezodiacsign 3

ThanosWorld So close, I was actually thinking 2,528,476. Now 2,528,482

vintagezodiacsign ??? what are you talking about

ThanosWorld That's how many streams my song got.

vintagezodiacsign oh congrats man

ThanosWorld Not the excitement I was looking for

vintagezodiacsign YAY

vintagezodiacsign idk what u want from me

ThanosWorld bro over 2 million people have your face saved to their phone

vintagezodiacsign sorry ?

ThanosWorld Remember when I asked to use your pic for my EP? I released it last night at the launch party. I would have invited you but

vintagezodiacsign what

vintagezodiacsign youre telling me that over 2 million people downloaded your song?

ThanosWorld I sold a few physical copies but yeah 🫰🏼

vintagezodiacsign oh my god oh my god ???

ThanosWorld I put a link to your pic on the album cover

vintagezodiacsign ily ????? hello ???

ThanosWorld (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

ThanosWorld Check your cash app beautiful

vintagezodiacsign HOLY HELL

vintagezodiacsign this can't be right

vintagezodiacsign im not sending this back !!

ThanosWorld Don't. It's your royalties, pretty thing ٩(^▿^)۶

vintagezodiacsign (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)°ᡣ𐭩 . ° . !!

vintagezodiacsign i gotta make a phone call

vintagezodiacsign brb

vintagezodiacsign back mr rapper

ThanosWorld Fun call?

vintagezodiacsign oh a very fun one ! (￣ 3￣)y-゜゜

ThanosWorld Really?

vintagezodiacsign yessss sir 🫡

ThanosWorld What kind?

vintagezodiacsign hybrid 🤨

ThanosWorld I'm more of a Indica guy 🤨

vintagezodiacsign oh no i cant it makes me all paranoid and then i think michael myers is hiding in the bushes waiting for me

ThanosWorld Oh Word

ThanosWorld (￣ 3￣)y-゜゜isn't even my favorite thing to do

vintagezodiacsign oh ?

ThanosWorld How can i know you won't snitch?

vintagezodiacsign ill give you 50 dollars and a kiss on the cheek if we ever meet

ThanosWorld Keep your 50 and give me a real kiss when we meet

vintagezodiacsign deal

ThanosWorld Fine, I 𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 ꉣꀤ꒒꒒ꌗ

vintagezodiacsign grown ass man btw

vintagezodiacsign what kind ?? 🙂‍↕️

ThanosWorld Ecstasy

vintagezodiacsign never dabbled

ThanosWorld Really ? Pretty standard ꉣꀤ꒒꒒

vintagezodiacsign ive never done anything harder than weed ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ

ThanosWorld Don't. Bad shit.

vintagezodiacsign I know ! ~ (˵•̀ᴗ - ˵ )

ThanosWorld What time is it for you? Isn't it super early in the morning?

vintagezodiacsign 3:28 am

ThanosWorld Goodnight

vintagezodiacsign ???

ThanosWorld I'll keep you updated on the EP and you get some rest. Good luck on your test

vintagezodiacsign oh you saw that tweet ? lol it got like 3 views

ThanosWorld Yeah, sometimes your stuff pops up on my fyp

vintagezodiacsign lol cool thank you ☺️

ThanosWorld Sleep tight 😴🫰🏼

vintagezodiacsign don't let the bed bugs bite

[algae-tm]

AGORA HILLS

Daniel Ricciardo x rapper!Reader SMAU

Warnings : SUGGESTIVE content!! Reader and Daniel being horny for eachother on main

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user7 : praying for a dr3 podium

— user5 : lmao you’ll need something stronger than prayer

user6 : can’t believe mother is dating this loser

youruser : whore

— user9 : 😅😨

youruser : I’m sorry I wasn’t aware I was running a brothel

youruser : who let you out of your cage long enough for you to post this

— user7 : girl pls ✋🏿 😭

youruser : who you trying to impress???? 😨😅

— danielricciardo : I’m sorry bookie, what can I do to make it up to you?

— youruser : you know what 😼🤭

— danielricciardo : on my way!

— landonorris : there are children on here!!!

— youruser : log off then norizz

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youruser : THANK UUU SO MUCH LONDON! Always a pleasure performing for you, truly one of the best crowds! Now if you’ll excuse me my man is waiting for me in our hotel room with nothing but edible underwear on 🤤

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lewishamilton : an amazing show as always y/n! But was that last part really necessary?

— youruser : yes

user7 : your free speech… hand it over!!!

user21 : how she’s so down bad over a man well past his prime i can’t understand 🤷🏼‍♀️

— youruser : PAST HIS PRIME!???log off NEOWWW

— user32 : I fear she’s dickmatised 😔

user45 : love that they’re still in the honeymoon phase

— user47 : FR!! I need all their secrets! after almost 3 years and they’re still so in love with each other

danielricciardo : AWOOGA

danielricciardo : woof woof bark bark

— oscarpiastri : 😨😨

danielricciardo : I ate the underwear 3 songs ago

— youruser : we can’t drive any faster 😭

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maxverstappen1 : oh… uhm okay. NURSE SHES OUT AGAIN

— youruser : don’t be jealous cause I’m doing your man on the daily

— maxverstappen1 : 😨

— user65 : lmao y/n stays traumatising these drivers

landonorris : listened to the song! Great! Cool! Cool cool cool. Didn’t need to know all that but really good I guess

user70 : you know I’m starting to see the vision

lewishamilton : y/n… is this why youre on the phone rn?

— youruser : sorry wrong number

— lewishamilton : this is social media

— youruser : no habla ingles!!

user1 : not the random picture of you on the second slide

— user3 : that’s what I’m saying 😭 like is this not an appreciation post for your man?

— youruser : god forbid a woman look hot and post it! need to show you guys he’s taken by a bad bitch!

danielricciardo : forever grateful you chose me to spend life with 💞

— youruser : oh… we not being horny rn?

— danielricciardo : my draws are off rn

— lewishamilton : OH this is why y/n just sprinted out of the room

— youruser : forever grateful you chose to spend life with me too 💙💙

— user47 : she sends him blue hearts??!????? Is it for visa cashapp paypal venmo el matador racing bulls

— user76 : girl 😭 you good???!

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youruser : DANIEL RICCIARDO, propose to me for real goddamit!! You coward

— danielricciardo : working on it baby

— youruser : ooooo I need you so bad rn

user56 : sooo only fans when

— danielricciardo : my eyes only sorry

user78 : y’all are nasty

— user67 : in the best way!

user81 : sending you lot my therapy bill

lewishamilton : I love y’all but don’t you ever get tired

— danielricciardo : yeah she tires me out all the time

— youruser : yeah I do baby!!

youruser : my man

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[witherby]

In your littlest wayne au (every time I see that I instinctively think of Lil Wayne the rapper lol) there's a very clearly established relationship between Bruce and Hal. I just wanna know how that came to be in that au, I'm curious? Great stuff btw.

FANTASTIC QUESTION. I didn't give it much thought, I just wanted them to be together, but lemme rub my brain cells around real quick

Ok ok, like all good love stories, it starts with a ✨ near-death experience. ✨

I'm imagining a global threat. Some Darkseid-level shit. It takes some back-and-forth and a lot of dumb luck, but eventually the JL snatches a victory from the jaws of defeat.

There's just a couple straggler enemies left. Hal, wounded and low on juice for his ring, doesn't see a bad guy creeping up behind him, so Batman takes the hit and tackles him to the ground. Hal uses the last of the Ring's power to kill the goon, and now he's powerless and clutching a dying Bruce in his arms.

"It's fine," Bruce mumbles, delirious. "Flesh wound. I'll walk it off, I usually do."

"You're telling jokes!? You're about to die and you're telling jokes!?"

"Yeah." Bruce coughs up some blood. He reaches up to thumb away a few flecks that got on Hal's cheek. "I didn't want to die seeing a frown on your pretty face."

Hal clutches his hand and hitches a wet laugh. "You can't confess your love for me on your death bed now that you won't be around for the consequences. That's such an asshole move."

"I'm an asshole. That's a pretty major facet of my personality."

"It's just as much a mask as the cowl is. Shut up."

Bruce shrugs and smiles. Hal keeps firm pressure on the wound and waits for backup to come and help them. In the nick of time, Clark finds them and whisks Bruce off to get medical attention, and it's really touch and go for a couple days before he wakes up to find Hal looking at him very unimpressed.

"You scared the shit out of me. I think I can be forgiven with a date, though. Really fancy one. Wine and dine me."

Bruce just nods sleepily. "What are you doing tonight?"

"YOU JUST WOKE UP? YOU ARE NOT IN ANY SHAPE TO CASH THAT DATE IN RIGHT NOW?"

"Yeah ok... What are you doing tomorrow?"

[bingbopboombam]

Can we remember Kendrick said he hates bullies when referring to Drake? Not just how Drake dresses or talks or walks (DMX shout out btw)

Kendrick isn't just a hater for hate's sake. That disgustingly waters down his message. He recognized Drake is a bully that would go after other smaller artists, sometimes people who aren't even rappers that work in a completely separate field of entertainment, and harass them like a weirdo stalker when he's not kissing on a 17 yr old (that video proof is damning)

Kendrick took down a bully by calling out creepy and shitty behavior of Drake abusing his status. Holding folks accountable of their wrongs, especially when you have the power to be a voice of the ones enduring the bully, shouldn't be dumbed down to being a hater. Real haters are the racists, misogynists, anti Black, elitist, the ones hording the wealth by exploiting the poor etc. Kendrick did what most should do when seeing mess, clean house.

[bellaed1t]

- mysterious man -

pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3

rapper!rafe & singer!reader meet at the grammys

warnings: none that i can think of!

authors note: first time writing btw! sorry if you don't like it

word count: 625 (sry its short i’m SUPER busy)

Cameras flashed like lightning, blinding you with every step. The paparazzi’s voices blended into a deafening roar, their questions sharp and relentless.

“Over here!”

“Who designed your dress?”

“Is it true you’re dating—”

“Look this way!”

You could barely see, barely think. All you wanted was to escape to the after-party. The air was thick with heat and desperation, the press shoving closer, their lenses invading every inch of your space. Security was nowhere in sight.

Then, out of nowhere, a firm hand grasped yours, pulling you from the chaos. The touch was strong, certain—no hesitation. You barely had time to react before you were being guided away, slipping through a narrow opening between two buildings. The world around you blurred as you stumbled into the safety of the shadows, the muffled noise of the crowd fading behind you.

Your heart pounded.

You looked up—and there he was. The mysterious man you’d seen twice before. His presence was undeniable, his gaze intense, as if he had been expecting this moment.

“You again?” you breathed, half in shock, half in something else—something unfamiliar.

He tilted his head slightly, a smirk forming. “You looked scared. Are you okay?”

His voice was smooth, edged with amusement, but there was something in his eyes—something unreadable.

You swallowed hard, still catching your breath. The city lights cast shadows across his sharp features, making him look even more enigmatic.

“I’m fine. Thank you,” you replied, your voice steadier than you felt. You didn’t break eye contact—something about him held you in place, like a force stronger than logic.

His smirk deepened. “Funny, you don’t look fine.”

Before you could respond, the distant chaos of the paparazzi grew louder. They were still looking for you. He glanced over his shoulder, then back at you, as if weighing a decision.

“Come with me,” he said suddenly. It wasn’t a question.

Your heart pounded. Every instinct told you to walk away, to go back to the safety of the party. But something about him—his confidence, his familiarity—made you hesitate.

“Why should I?” you challenged.

His smirk faded, replaced by something more serious. “Because if you stay here, they’ll find you. And I have a feeling you don’t want that.

He extended his hand. The air between you crackled with something unspoken.

You had a choice. Follow the stranger who had appeared in your life not once, not twice, but now a third time—or risk being swallowed back into the flashing lights and deafening shouts.

With one last glance at the approaching crowd, you made your decision.

You took his hand.

The moment your fingers touched, a strange sense of déjà vu rushed over you, like you had been here before. His grip was warm, steady. Without another word, he led you deeper into the alley, past rusting fire escapes and abandoned doorways, moving like he knew exactly where he was going.

“Who are you?” you finally asked as you struggled to keep up.

He glanced at you but didn’t slow down. “Someone who knows when trouble is coming.”

The way he said it sent a chill through you.

The two of you emerged into a quieter street, far from the flashing cameras. A sleek black car was parked at the curb, engine idling. He pulled open the door and motioned for you to get in.

You hesitated. “I don’t even know your name.”

For the first time, something flickered in his expression. Amusement? Hesitation?

Finally, he said, “Call me Rafe.”

It didn’t feel like a real name. But before you could press, the shouts of the paparazzi erupted again in the distance.

“Decide fast,” he warned.

Your mind raced. This was insane. But so was standing in the street, waiting to be swallowed by the cameras again.

With a deep breath, you slid into the car.

Rafe got in beside you, shutting the door just as a group of photographers spilled into the street, their cameras scanning frantically. The driver pulled away smoothly, melting into the night.

The silence inside the car was thick, heavy with unspoken questions.

“You never answered me,” you finally said. “Why do you keep showing up?”

Rafe exhaled, leaning back against the seat, watching the city lights blur past the tinted windows.

“Because someone needs to,” he murmured.

The way he said it sent another chill through you.

Because deep down, you knew this wasn’t a coincidence.

And whoever Rafe really was…

He knew more about you than he was letting on…

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btw I've seen a couple posts that lean a bit against the idea that the Kendrick/Drake beef is just some petty drama by two bitter and kinda problematic famous people, and this opinion is just so disconnected from what this means in it's greater context that I honestly believe its plainly disrespectful to the culture. So I wanna try to get ahead of that narrative real quick.

No one is claiming that Kendrick is a flawless role modal. Mr. Morale has brought up tons of questions in terms of Kendrick's view on women. There's also a line in Meet the Grahams that's very blatantly SWERF rhetoric and that, at some point at least, could serve as part of a greater point about him as a whole. That said......

Drake is not 'kinda problematic'. He's a child star that hid behind being bi-racial as an excuse to abuse several black artforms for his own benefit. When Kendrick calls Drake a colonizer, that's not just an edgy way of saying that Drake isn't 'cool enough for the big boys', he's calling him a fucking colonizer. This is something that was ignored for over a decade because he was a successful musician that made money. He is the Elvis of the 21st century.

On top of that, there are the allegations that Drake is running an actual Epstein level human trafficking ring. I get that there's not technically any of that precious proof of that and sometimes rappers will just throw allegations at a wall and see what sticks. But this is a man who already finds himself caught being very inappropriate around underaged girls. In a post #metoo world are we really just gonna let these slide as just some random gossip?

So no, there is no 'both sides' in this situation. Kendrick is flawed, but Drake is a colonizer, and now that that fact is finally unavoidable, it is not okay to just brush it all of as 'petty drama'.

[superums]

rock-star! hobie x super-star! reader headcannons

ooc!hobie (maybe). gn!reader. mentions of girlfriend one time but that it. black coded!reader but its not heavy or anything. reader was supposed to be a rapper but i like the idea of a super star instead. i wanted to make the reader like sexyy red that didn't happen. theres a suggestive part. idk how to write his accent

color coded text: hobie , you

you guys are more alike than you think. touring, getting into fights, sometimes your music topics intersect beating people down, stealing peoples partners, rebelling against the system in some way, shape or form.

but where you're different is how you market yourselfs. hobies band is more about being loud about the hate for conforming and the system. they're vocal about political issues, they almost get banned from tv multiple times for broadcasting ideas that the man doesn't like.

you on the other hand, are seen as the super star of your generation. you rap, sing dance—you're the real deal. your music is very diverse depending on what you want to go for; you could sing the most heart wrenching songs about one sided love and the next track you could be rapping about getting white girl wasted and getting ████ed in the ████ in the car before an award show (which may or may not have happened).

anyways! you two keep your relationship as private as you can. you don't really talk about each other in interviews, you have a couple songs about each other but it's not really a common thing.

theres a lot of paparazzi pics of you two together though. theres pics of you and hobie walking out of after parties together, hanging with his friends, coming back from the grocery store and many, many photos of you two hugging and kissing.

hobie has like this sixth sense that makes him always find the camera so sometimes theres pictures of him grabbing as much of your ass as he can while smirking at the camera man thats walking behind you (which you didn't know whats there btw)

and every single times he dose that theres always a second picture of you hitting the back of his head or grabbing his ear.

*click* *click* *click* "stop doing that!" your face was getting hotter from embarrassment as you turned the corner faster trying to get away from the camera man. hobie could only smirk as he caught up to you easily, putting his hand on your shoulders before pulling you closer.

bringing one of his hands to your waist as the other snaked from your shoulder to your chest. "c'mon luv, you know i can't resist..." his breath hitting your ear as he leaned in to smell your neck before being cut off by a hit to his chest. you could practically hear his smirk as he pushed your hips back into his.

your stomach started to naught as you felt it on your behind. you closed your eyes almost forgetting the situation. *click* *clock* *click* your eyes snapped open as your hear the camera man behind you.

"oh hush you just think you're funny." hobie couldn't even hold back his laugh as he watched you walk in front of him with your arms crossed. "well it is! n' don't act like you don't like it."

if you're shy & bashful he would love to embarrass you but not in a ddg/halle bailey way but in a "omgggg stop guys🙈" kind of way like why is he parading around in a 'i 🩷 my gf' shirt and making out with you on national television

hobie dose not think it's right to be controlling over his partners nor dose he believe that you should be subservient to him—now with that being said he feels sick to his stomach when you collaborate with certain artists.

you had a song about partying in the club and your male feature was talking about fucking on you he couldn't even bring himself to post the song on a ig story. he actually fell to his knees !!!

speaking of feeling sick! if you ever twerk on someone just for a performance or have to grind on someone during a dance he doesn't get super angry or whatever but in the inside he's like 'im abt to kms'. he's very dramatic!!

he hates when people try to put you in the role of just being his partner and nothing else—he will literally sit there and argue with someone if they ever try to sit there and say you're nothing but a pretty face.

he feels a certain way if you ever get uber rich. he knows thats most if not all artist want to live comfortably and he understands that you aren't the corrupt system that exploits others, hell you're getting exploited in some way.

BUT if you ever have a million dollars his would would feel a little VERY unsettled. he'd probably break up with you lol he wouldn't want to sound like a hater but he'd try to be like "heyyy how about we donate some money to a shelter or something🙈🫶🏿💗❓"

but if you're dating him he won't have to worry about that because you have to be at least a little political (and he'd have to agree with your views)

you might not be an anarchist, you don't even have to classify yourself with one political party but you have to at least be anti-capitalist, anti-establishment and pro-black.

speaking of politics he gets arrested all the time for protesting and you'll have to get used to that. like every few weeks you will have to pic him up from jail because he was arrested for conspiracy to riot or something on the lines of that.

IF you two ever collab you'll have to find a middle ground because he cannot sing (that is cannon!) and you should never try to get him too unless you want your engineer to be slaving away trying to get him to sound listenable.

he's lowkey your arm candy and he doesn't mind it at all. like if you get invited to the grammies or something he'll always come with you (his group will most likely never get nominated bc of the topics they like to talk about.) but he's never wearing a suit he just likes to dress like this:

in return you'll probably have to dress in a lot of black id you want to match or don't... he'll be like your statement piece for the night

if he's with you when you get your first award he'll literally pic you up and jump up and down with you for a few seconds before letting you go

if you normally win at award shows he just kisses you for a few seconds before letting go up to accept it

either way doesn't like to go up on stage with you hen you accept awards because he feels like he takes away from your moment but he dose walk you off and on stage. the only way he'll ho up on stage with you is if you're like crying really heavy then.

his band mates probably thought you were gonna be the hit it & quit it type because usually punks and non-punks don't last long but they were a little surprised when 1) you two lasted long and 2) you agreed with their views despite being industry.

sum sum sum idk how to end this

[termagax]

haveyouheardthisband is going to absolutely tank my opinion of everyone on this site because itll be like

ARTIST TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE TOP 40 MOST POPULAR RAPPERS OF ALL TIME

Yes - 23.1%

No - 33.6%

Havent Even Heard Of Them - 79.4%

#hip hop #rap #trap #famous mcfamousman

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🦕 dingdong reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband

ok are we just making up new music or what. rap sucks lol this caaaant be a real band -_- have i mentioned i think rap sucks yet. btw. rap sucks

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DINGY MOMMY

Yes - 88.1%

No - 21%

Havent Even Heard of Them - 2.2%

#greater portland area polycule-folk #folkpunk #greasewave #tiktok indie

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🦖 stinkyfarty reblogged 🎵 haveyouheardthisband

OMG YOU GUYSSSSSS DINGY MOMMY IS THE LYRICIST OF OUR GENERATION HOW HAVE 20% OF YOU NOT PERSONALLY SUCKED HER OFF YET... STREAM TOILETBOWL !!!!!

[jiminjeonging]

https://x.com/soshirevelae/status/1891037536031592776?s=46

Not to be dramatic or anything but coupling goes crazy during these days with aespa the way nn didn’t even check on jmj about kbbq because she knows their ass is not coming and will gatekeep shit forever and have insane sex at the hotel. Btw we said gigi was straight but idk man atp. Aespa being 4 visuals, 4 dancers, 4 vocals, 4 rappers and 2 sets of gfs in the same group, I’m gonna be honest with y’all been in this K-pop shit since 2014 never seen a girl group go this crazy realistic. If I see idiots coming talking shit like “it’s FS” girl stfu this ain’t bp all of aespa hates that shit u can clearly see they are genuinely having fun at concerts and doing stuff because they wanted to. I heard cliche speeches like “even if im 80 I will still be x or we will always be family” all this sentimental turd while aepsa straight up calls each other out like when Karina said they were like sisters ESPECIALLY WINTER did not agree on it, gigi made “pfft really” noise and nn was holding her ass not to laugh they are so real for that. Thank you aespa, jmj, and ningselle for being real 🙏

andd thank You for this rant it was very entertaining to read😭😭 aespa always keeps it real i love them so much like not to be parasocial but i can feel their sincerity from the screen

[f-ngrl]

rap:public 1st episode :D incl spoilers :D

(part 1, i'll keep watching later)

"Politics, betrayal, scheme, strategy"??? NO!! I want rap :(

The voice of the one guy who's fighting sounds like kaogaii, the other idk

I kinda feel bad for them, sounds hard

didn't expect Gamma to go up first!! No surprised with Khan. I think Khan will win, he's much better and also has more friends. (and I think friends counts much more)

yeah as expected. Kinda sad for Gamma, maybe the writers forced him to go up? If he had gotten much more votes I would've said it's scripted too though 😅 I wonder who the 2 ppl who voted for him are

taking the mask off is a joke, everybody knows their voices :D

lol next is kaogaii. he's like out for trouble but he doesn't mean it seriously but just to put on a show.

huh i can't recognize the opponent

kaogaii swearing a lot, the others are already laughing haha

wait is it not kaogaii?? ooops? i'm not sure now that he's rapping

the opponent's rap is not strong either, a little weaker even. i mean if it's really a freestyle ok, but they probably prepared this, right?

so the opponent was o'domar. i think he's from osamari crew? must have heard him on feats, but not really familiar with him.

ok the first one was kaogaii, at least i wasn't wrong about him :D they're playing kitsyojii in the bg haha, true love. kitsyojii's not participating btw and made an album in the meantime, shoutout to him <33 (i'm gonna spend more time and have more fun listening to the album than watching the show so)

2 people jumped up at the same time but the 2nd person left again :D they're saying it's roh yunha, i wouldn't have known.

again idk the opponent just by his introduction voice

now i can tell it's yunha by his rap. he's really good and his style sounds fun. it'll be hard to go up against him, he's popular

is the opponent skyminhyuk? if it is, his rap is better than it used to be but not better than yunha's imo.

seems the most important part of the show is having friends with you. it's not really about the rap, that's just a side entertainment factor? that's not really fair, but friends is still better than "mnet editing" being the deciding factor

polodared went up and forgot his lyrics. i don't like him but he has a lot of friends. let's see who the other person is. if they don't mess up they should win.

they didn't even show the other person? and he still won bc he took off his own mask is it? now the editing is going faster

they're just showing some participants now. there's drain k and jp!! i really enjoyed their soundcloud songs back in tHe DaY lol.

more female rappers who i hadn't known! they all lost but hopefully some are good and here to stay active in khh

i didn't know a lot of these people. maybe they're not rappers? one is a youtuber

another battle. idk them i think? the first one is familiar, rap is really good. i'm sure i've listened to him before but don't really know the voice?

the other one is showing off his american accent. his rap style is also copying an american rapper idk who. skrrt yeah i'm not that impressed. he's just shouting and the rap is kinda lame brr brr?

the opponent won??? were they impressed with his americanness??

hahahahaha the first one is fleeky bang haha i've been listening to his album a lot and still didn't recognize him :D

the winner is double down, never heard of him. from new york, real gangster uhuh. he came with nosun and foggyatthebottom. i used to listen to foggyatthebottom a bit, i think he's good but kinda problematic so

double down doesn't even speak korean apparently. but i want korean rap :D

i can't tell who the next pair is by their talking voices.

the first one is quite good in korean and english. maybe it's foggyatthebottom already? can't think of anyone else with that tone. or i'm completely mixing it up. if it's him the style is reaaaally different though so maybe not. also 2 opponents ran up to him so maybe not :D

opponent a little weak from the start and then he messed up pretty bad. the music ends, he keeps rapping and still messes up ah 😅 no idea who he is

result is not surprising. the opponent was goldbuuda. idk his music at all but i don't think he deserved the messing up :/ a pityy

the winner is xwally. idk him really, just heard his name

the day must be getting long, they're all trying to compete now

SINCE!!! <3<3<3 who thinks they can compete??? she's crazy i love her. this part SO STRONG <333 they're all cheering like crazy she's on another level

the opponent is ok. the breaks are too long between the lines, time wasted. he had no chance from the start anyways :D

it's geegooin. idk his music. apparently he confessed to since on smtm :D he says that's why he lost? but then why did he go up against her? :D

more skips. reddy with a new style? go gwangil rapping at normal speed

next pair. a 19yo, young rapper are rare these days. idk who it is, but pretty good imo. the opponent is really good, he's totally won. i think it's haon maybe?? different speeds flawlessly, few are that good.

the starter was osun. idk his rap :D as said he did pretty well :) but few would have a chance against haon.

haon looks a lot like bobby sometimes, with certain hairstyles and from certain angles, this is one of those moments :D

osun says haon motivated him to start rapping 🥺 so sweet!

they're giving screentime to the girl with long nails :D the guy she's going up against is v good, i know him 100% aaah it's driving me crazy :D

it's zene!!! as i was listening to think i saw his green hair 😭😭😭 i'm so sorry zene ilu 😭 his rapper is even better than what i had in mind

her song is funny! :D the first one with melody, i don't approve of that tbh, but otherwise cool. they're already saying "it was catchy", but people shouldn't win for pop here :/ her voice is familiar but she seems out of breath and her voice isn't stable so i'm not sure

zene won ok, that's fair then :) the girl is cocona, never heard of her.

they're spoiling the next one is don mills right away :D the opponent is a fan, idk who :D

don mills' rap is good but not crazy good. he said mills gon do it lol :D

aah the opponent is reallllly good. i know his voice!! i know him 100%! he has a deep voice. who is it aaah. i'm sure i listened to him a lot before!!

the opponent won ok, he did so well. it's daniel jikal?!?? idk him at all?!? 😂😂 did he change his name? lol

ok i'll take a break here but it's fun :)

[cruesuffix]

@anaalnathrakhs encouraged me to post this a while ago so i’ll deliver…

the crüe if they were a kpop band

(warning: LONG POST AHEAD!! you’re in for a long ass yap session…)

ok, some (most) of you probably aren’t that into kpop like i am (yes, i like both kpop and rock, weird combo, i know), so i’ll introduce you to just some basic facts before we begin…

1. kpop groups can comprise of 4 member groups to 13 member groups (and probably more than that tbh)

2. there are a couple of positions that are integral to comprising a kpop band…i’ll run over those real quick.

main vocalist: the person who sings most of the song (this can be more than one person) they’re also the most technically gifted and can hit real high notes.

lead vocalist: the second best singer, usually sings before the main vocalist does (like they’ll sing a line or verse before the main does) also sometimes sings the chorus.

sub vocalist: supports the main and lead vocalist and has little lines. not as good as the lead and main vocalist

the same can be applied to the rappers, they also have a main, lead and sub rapper line.

the dance line is more simplified. everyone in a kpop group dances, but for the best dancers there’s a

1. main: the best of the group, gets solo dances/parts

and

2. lead: the second best, usually dances in the front in performances.

(btw, there can be more than one main/lead dancer)

there are other positions that aren’t as important to the music aspect, they are:

visual: basically just the most attractive member of the band…yes this is a position.

face of the group: these are the members that are the most popular. you might know the band because of this person. this can also be the visual, and it does overlap at times. this can be the person who usually goes to a lot of variety shows, or the person who trends because of a meme or funny moment. it’s just the most well known member, and it does change a lot depending on all these factors.

maknae: maknae translates roughly to “youngest person.” (it actually translates to “younger sibling” but) the youngest person in a room is the maknae of said group of people. for some reason, maknaes are seen as being shy and cute (weird tbh) but the ones that aren’t become popular for being an “evil maknae.” (basically just opposite of the stereotype).

the center: the center is pretty much the person who’s always put in the middle of the group during promotions (photos, dances, etc.). this can be due to their beauty, or their dance talent, or popularity. this is also subject to change.

some other terms i think i’ll be using:

trainee: a person who trains to be able to debut in a group

aegyo: pretty much a cute act or gesture. if someone were to ask you to do aegyo they’d pretty much be telling you to be cute/do something cute

v live: like insta live but for kpop idols. can be a bit big budget when it comes to album showcases (promotion for upcoming albums)

golden maknae: the youngest member who’s talented in more than one thing (rapping, singing, dancing, etc.). (other members talented in more than one thing are called aces)

ending fairy: at the end of a performance at shows like music bank, the camera will cut to a member and they either stare at the camera and look hot or they do something rememberable, like a wink or aegyo. sometimes bands will make fun of the ending fairy and do a gag that will end up going viral.

sasaengs: stalker fans…like hardcore. i’m talking breaking into your hotel room type stalker fans. no not only that, giving you orange juice laced with glue type stalker fans (don’t ask you don’t want to know).

ok we got all that? good, let’s start this thing!

vince

ok i think it’s pretty obvious what he is

main vocalist: self explanatory

vocals would get praised for how high he can actually go

visual: reasonably he’s the most conventionally attractive (but if it were up to me i would have made the visual mick) plus his blonde hair stands out against everyone else’s dark hair so thats an advantage for him in this situation

lead dancer: he does alot of dancing on stage tbh so i think he’d be a lead dancer

he’s not the face of the group, although most ppl think he is (which he loves ofc)

would be on v live doing absolutely nothing. would probably do a mukbang to show he’s not entirely vain

would do a skin care routine live on air only to get told off by nikki

the member that gets tired the most. rehearsals are terrible when he’s already a bit sleepy

downright refuses to do aegyo. nothings going to make him do it. is a buzzkill on variety shows

was the trainee everyone thought would never debut because of how lazy he was

usually gets to do ending fairies and uses them as an opportunity to look hot.

fans regard him as the pretty one and the running gags are about how vain he is

representative colour is pink

tommy

sub vocalist: i’ve heard him sing and he ain’t that bad ngl, doesn’t sing much though because…

main rapper: sorry guys he’s a rapper in this one. haven’t heard him rap before but he gives rapper vibes at times so let me have this one. (personal note: if i had to imagine his rap style i’d probably compare him to j-hope of bts…you don’t have to know who that is dw)

main dancer: yep, this one has evidence. when tommy was younger he took dance lessons with his sister, so i’ll use that to justify this. tommy and vince would have dance solo performances at the big award shows (mama, mma, inkigayo year end awards) and it would totally go viral.

maknae: he’s also the youngest so he’d be the maknae…he’d also be the golden maknae because of the many positions he has.

i think he’d also be the center due to this (at least during certain promotion periods)

the funny one, he has a lot of “tommy being hilarious for seven minutes” type of youtube compilations made of him (some of them go viral)

great at aegyo but doesn’t do it a lot (it takes a lot of convincing)

has been the face of the group at least once (during top era)

literally does not care about his image, will go on v live in his blinged out speedo and almost get the band banned from the app

gets in dating scandal with heather locklear

his photo cards always look terrible (he makes stupid faces when taking the photo)

almost got kicked out of his company as a trainee because he threw a fire extinguisher out the 13th floor window when frustrated. added to his constantly updating bill

will do aegyo for an ending fairy to go viral (gets compilations made of it on yt)

fans think of his as the energizer of the band. constantly all over the place and making sure the band keeps the good vibes up

i think he’d also be the one helping the band learn new dances, and he’d be a bit strict about everyone being absolutely perfect

representative colour is blue

nikki

leader of the band

sub rapper: he can hold a rhyme that’s for sure. they don’t give him too many lines

sub vocalist: also not the best singer, but can sustain a note and that’s all that matters

face of the group: because he’s the leader, he mainly speaks for the band. ppl get used to seeing him on every variety show.

the only thing he’s great at is running away from sasaengs (too harsh sorry.)

got clowned a lot as a trainee because of how quote unquote untalented he was

hates aegyo, never does it seriously

says real crazy shit during variety shows, everyone loves it (goes viral for not having a filter)

has serious moments, but everyone thinks he’s a leader that lets his members get away with anything (not true) probably because he’s so laid back at times

in this scenario i feel like he would be the underrated member (because he never gets center position and he’s always in the back in performances) he’s the member that gets those #LETBLANKSING twitter campaigns (and they always trend)

everyone ships him with tommy (either that or they make those silly “stop shipping them that’s weird” comments) nikki would play it up for fan service (but he wouldn’t tell tommy)

constant yap sessions on v live

never gets to do ending fairies

everyone thinks he’s untalented but he’s the one that writes the songs and helps produce sometimes. he does try his best to give his fans the best performance so he’s always practicing, takes vocal lessons and is in the dance room 24/7

he’s the best at representing the band, and does most of the talking in interviews

representative colour is red

mick

lol don’t kill me y’all

lead vocalist: OK so i once read a comment somewhere that said mick could actually sing and he was lying about not being able to, so on that basis i’ll let him be the lead vocalist. sounds great harmonizing with vince. his voice is much softer, which actually works with vince’s louder higher tone

lead dancer: like i said i’m going off looks, this is 100% not canon to the crüe lore (so just pretend he doesn’t have as for my sake). he looks like he could actually dance, and in my headcanon he’d be just as good as tommy, although he wouldn’t get many solos only because tommy and vince usually take over that department. he is regularly in the front during performances though.

sub rapper: gets a little rap moment sometimes…everyone finds it cute cause he’s trying. (will go viral and everyone will eat up their lil meow meows one bar)

fake maknae, everyone thinks he’s the youngest (because he’s short and he’s got a cute round face…and because he seems like the shyest) is referred to as the “cute one who can dance real well” (everyone’s shocked to find out he’s the oldest)

the member known for having a 4D personality (being weird and alienlike) their fans find it cute though (becomes popular because of it)

literally the “cute one” like fans are making nicknames for him (lil meow meow, goth kitty, alien)

very mysterious and quiet, doesn’t talk much in interviews and doesn’t get invited to variety shows alone because of it

his extreme paleness makes fans joke about him never leaving his house (someone asked him if he never leaves his house once as a joke and he answered honestly)

his voice once cracked performing on a radio show once during their debut era and nobody’s let it go ever since

he’s literally the most like suga of bts (i’m sorry for bringing them up so often but they’re my favs and a lot of them remind me of the crüe boys tbh)

was extremely shy and quiet during his trainee years, to the point where the other trainees were scared of him. when he debuts in the crüe, the rest of the members are sure he’s going to be scary and mean but he turned out to just be shy and the rest of the band feels bad for judging him

DESPISES aegyo but will do it for the fans…and he’ll actually put effort into it

his ending fairies are always so funny cause he never takes them seriously (kinda like key from shinee)

literally never goes on v live by himself, he’s always getting roped into doing lives with one of the members. if he were to do a solo live, he’d literally say the most asinine things because he thinks it’s funny (either that or he’d start making up elaborate lies about himself to see if anyone believes it) (side note: that interview of mick in that house or whatever…that’s so v live broadcast coded. like maybe nikki is there with him in their dorms and their reminiscing about their pre debut era idk)

representative colour is purple

ok that’s all i have for now, i hope that was as entertaining for you as it was for me!!

(i also hope that made any bit of sense, i tried my best to explain but i get that there’s certain things that ppl won’t get, it’s totally fine…it’s a really weird headcanon tbh lol)

[dog-bonezzzz]

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