#gay people and their stupid hawaiian shirts

[samualcheese]

wasnt happy with how i drew ten so i changed it a little

i think about him alot...

[dullahandyke]

Hang on actually before I hit post limit.pinned post so I can edit this and have my tumblr thoughts even tho I'm post limited

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6.40PM

Yup okay hit the post limit <3 new followers please know this is normal

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6.47PM

Anonymous asked: did they put bugs in him again

Yknow it's hard to tell but I think they might have. Guys we need to get riku dewormed again, this keeps happening to him :(

Anonymous asked: I forgot I had notifs turned on for your blog . Oopsie daisy

HAHAAAAAAAA ANON I CACKLED.... flattered u have urgent coverage on which large surface I'm thinking abt being slammed into at any given time but ig this is an object lesson in paying too much attention to me or something

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8.06PM

Listening to a queer history podcast and it's so funny they're explaining to me what yuri is... I know ❤

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8.14PM

on my laptop now bcos i gotta study for this stupid test..d. and then afterwards theres a powerpoint im actually rlly gonna enjoy presenting but i gotta facking put it together, augh

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8.51PM

niche complaint but it sucks shit when animanga do the 'character suddenly becomes hot as part of a daydream/joke' gag and they dont go full bishie. give that man a delicate jawline NOW!!!

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9.13PM

really happy with this sticker on my laptop. whenever im feeling down i just rememebr that this man got a lobotomy

[ID: a black frame meme featuring Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 at the chapter 1 cabin party, smiling and holding a glass of orange juice. It is captioned, "This man, got a lobotomy.]

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9.18PM

whew im a sneezy girl. the sneezing sneasler. wait thats a pokemon. ritalin on friday unless i have a heart murmur

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9.37PM

@effervescentleaf asked:

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9.39PM

i know im constantly posting abt my beard but its still weird as hell to consider that i have a beard that other people can see. when people look at me they see androgyny. what the fuck. i keep being drawn to people with beards and make-up/long hair/jewelry/whatever the fuck else as my favourite examples of gender non-conformity and like. IM that. im that with my stupid eyeliner. what the shit

also that reminds me im not gonna have time to do my eyeliner before my class test tomorrow :/ now i Could just go without it bcos i'll have a presentation later in the day that i should probably be serious for. but where is the fun in that. i will be wearing a hawaiian shirt instead of a t-shirt and thats all that can be expected of me <3

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9.55PM

i probs need to eat a proper meal but the call of pop tarts it is so great.... sighhhh i got the bread out the freezer for soup so ill see if thats defrosted. and if not. squints. cup noodles. kinda want the cup noodles anyway but the soup is gonna expire soon so i gotta be fuckinnn responsible and nutritious or whatever

sidenote i kind of rlly enjoy having just one long ledger of posts all day. kind of fun

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11.51PM

Ugh fuck my gay life I gotta make a PowerPoint... I'm tired I'm a bit sick i gotta sleeeep... wanted to make it fancy but ig that's fucked :(

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12.01AM

I saw a video of a cat and now I miss bubbles :( bubblesssss... I'm going home tomorrow tho so I'll see her then :)

[nachosforfree]

Honestly it's sad but voice/ overall vibe are super important, I feel like once you sound "manly" or pass the voice threshold cis people have in their heads, you could go out in a dress with your tits hanging out and still be gendered properly, which is wild as fuck. But in terms of real advice: Chunky/ platform shoes, all piercings are fair game except for those little ball tongue ones and big dangly hoop earrings, if you wear anything fun I'd definitely lean into the "gay" angle to force people to feminize you in a masculine way if they're insistent on feminizing you.

Sag your pants a little, wear a belt (just like the clicking of heels is associated with women, the jingle jangle of a big stupid belt is associated with men, it's hella helpful from experience.

Tacky old white man is a very good catalogue of beginner's looks for trans men who actually wanna have fun and look like they have fun instead of gunning straight for "insecure teenage boy". Hawaiian shirts, khaki shorts, colorful socks, glasses with silly frames.

Wooden jewelry is a big one, apparently, too, and you can find some stuff that looks nice. Also shark tooth necklaces, even if they're basic bitch shit -_- If I could send you some of my T vials in the mail I would TwT

These tips are ACTUALLY helpful to me thank you 😭😭 unfortunately my voice isn't very masculine sounding but I do try to lean more into "strangle little gay man" with my mannerisms

[nimuetheseawitch]

jake and javy for the bingo. and bradley if you're so inclined

Jake "Hangman" Seresin

My beloved. I almost circled everyone else is wrong about them, but that is not true. Just a lot of people are wrong about him. You are aware of exactly how normal about him I am. I just love how much room there is to play with who he is (because we somehow only got 4.5 minutes of screentime of him even though it feels like he's a main character?)

Javy "Coyote" Machado

Oh, Javy. I have so many headcanons because he made such an impact with the few scenes he really got (that "hey" with Phoenix and the darts bit with Jake). He has so much potential.

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

Ridiculous man. So much anger, such an asshole, but also so much potential to be a sweetheart and a himbo. He's an idiot (affectionate) with the kind of terrible everything that I am weirdly drawn to. If I had a nickel for every mustachioed, Hawaiian shirt wearing asshole who says stupid, overly dramatic things when he's angry and makes me want to make him very gay, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[probablynot-john]

Okay then for the ask game, let me think... We both know I was gonna give ya Kallus. Go!

Yeah I did know you were gonna ask me about him, that fine I'm happy to anyways!

First impression: well I was about 12 when I frist watched rebels and I kinda thought he was a big fat jerk. I thought his muttonchops were stupid.

Impression now: he's just a sad sleepy baby and I love him. He's a real bad ass and a /snarky son of a bitch/tm. All he ever really wanted to do was help people and it blew up spectacularly in his face and he didn't even realize. Also he's an excellent actor but has atrocious people skills. And his muttonchops are glorious.

Favorite moment: in "the Honorable ones" (*cough cough broke back mountain*) you can actually pin point the second he realizes he's in love with Zeb. It's just after the spectors leave and he leans against the wall to keep out of sight. You can actually see the gay panic on his face.

Story idea: Zeb meets the Lasat mercenary but he's so excited that there's another Lasat that he doesn't realize who he is. Kallus doesn't want to take away the opertunity to connect with another member of his species from Zeb so he just sits quietly in the back of the ghost definitely not having a panic attack until Ezra and Sabine find him. He doesn't want to worry them so they build a blanket fort together and get Kannan to go check on Zeb because even if he is with a lasat they're not going to just leave him alone with a dangerous murderer. Eventually Kallus is more scared for Zeb than he is for himself and he runs out to find him but he confronts the merc instead who eventually does recognize him. I'll eventually write the whole thing but that's it for now.

Unpopular opinion: Okay you're gonna hate me. He dies semi young, around early to mid 70s. Cause of death is heart failure due to decades of constant chronic stress.

Favorite relationship: Kalluzeb for life baby! Also love him being family with the spectors, him and Kannan bonding over growing up on Coruscant around the same time. I bet they both have *dad energy* when they hang out. They would both wear Hawaiian shirts and socks with sandels and rock out to Queen music. Of course Sabine would be super protective of Zeb and really not like Kallus hanging around him at first, but she warms up to him after she sees how much Zeb likes him. Then she starts to like him more than Zeb (but she only says that to tease him) Kallus calls her "his favorite" right infront of Zeb. He doesn't really get along with Rex at first. Every civilian on Coruscant during the war has a "complicated" opinion on the clones. Actually I'll just make a separate post for all of them.

Favorite headcannon: OH man how could I narrow it down to just one!? I can't, here's 3:

1. He has scars from the lasat merc that he's extremely self conscious about. He was terrified to show them to Zeb because he thought he would be seen as "damaged goods" or Zeb would think he got them on lasan and be reminded of what a terrible person he is.

2. When he was a teenager he was very good in school, always ambitious but also had a manageable but harmful substance abuse problem. He used to blackout drinking and get into bar fights almost every night, and got high every other night.

Someone: you know your future self is gonna hate you.

Young Kallus: jokes on that asshole, I'm gonna ruin his life.

3. He is a massive dork. He would love murder mystery novels, sings to himself as he cooks and talks to his pet tooka. One time he got a concussion because he sneezed and smacked his face against a wall.

[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ncis: hawai’i from 1x15

been a hot minute since i’ve watched this show but i’m back 🫶🏻

— 1x15

gracie is being so rude to jesse ☹️

oh shit??

tennant better pick up her phone omg

WOAH

lucy facing her fear of the ocean for jesse 🥹 that’s family fr

aloe vera really can be used for anything damn

i bet the boat’s gonna be empty

well.

i feel like this rebecca woman is gonna have something to do with this..it seems like she’s hiding something

“if someone i knew were in trouble, i’d want you to be the one looking” 🥹

“not you” oh shit they’re probably gonna use grace against jesse

i knew that woman wasn’t telling the truth

WAIT JESSE STARTING THAT FIRE WAS COOL AS HELL

at least rebecca isn’t in on it

damn jesse got his ass kicked

“she’s mine” that had no business sounding hot

lucy and pike going with jesse aw🫂

tenant and jesse’s friendship is something that can be so personal

— 1x16

“i know a guy” and it’s gonna be his dad lmao

oof the fight between kai and his dad was rough

not daniel trying to control what college alex is going to…jane better shut that shit down

oh my God that kill was brutal

jane’s facial expressions while lucy’s snapping at kate are sending me

lmao poor kate she can’t win in this situation

kai’s being so damn obvious it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught

…or fired i guess lmao

i can’t wait for the chef to find out who kai really is

daniel being pissed that jane doesn’t know what’s going on is so stupid cause it’s not like he’s trying to tell her. he just magically wants her to know 🙄

“she doesn’t know you like i do” aw

DAD?!

that was insane

— 1x17

woahhhh

ERNIE???

poor kate she’s trying her best and i feel bad for her but i get where lucy’s coming from too

well shit

mike bowen?!

“sometimes there’s no nuance, it’s just right and wrong” hm i don’t think she’s just talking about the ransom anymore

OH SHIT

“what a jackass” ernie’s face pls 😭

kacy ☹️

“we were just about to rock” what the helldjgjgjfns

wow i didn’t see that coming

i love ernie so much 🥹

the hug aww

— 1x18

so i ended up having to watch the first part of the crossover cause i was hella confused 🙃 the og ncis isn’t actually that bad i’m kinda surprised

he’s GONE?!

lmfaoooo they didn’t even know about the rumors

matching tattoos 😭😭

this woman is terrible at her job

well his body’s for sure gone

i love jessica and ernie’s dynamic

this episode’s kinda boring

seems like whatever happened in orlando wasn’t as great as everyone’s making it out to be

— 1x18

“i haven’t had a baby in about ten years” “daniel, you never actually had a baby” pls 😭

oh no, alex :(

ernie’s so sweet, i love him

the hawaiian lion king?? 😭

PEPPER LMFAOOO

jane’s friendship with jesse 🥹🫶🏻

pepper’s so freaking cute

jane has really good kids, they’re so lovely

ernie loves lucy so much 🥹

lucy and jesse teaming up to tease kai pls

damn jane kicked ass

aww alex visiting his baby brother

kai and melanie are so cute

baby nate 🥹

— 1x19

what the hell?

lmaooo poor kai all he wants is to eat his sandwich

jesse looks so fine

lil wayne 😭

the woman’s probably holding blake hostage

oh lucy was gay panicking bad and kate loved it 😭

3 dead people?? what’s her issue…

his wife is dead ☹️

“because i loved you, kate” my God.

oh i love this for ernie

lucy’s def not over kate

lmao poor jane all she wants is a bath

i love kai so much he’s such a good guy

— 1x20 & 1x21

omg he stabbed him

jesse’s british accent is so bad pls

jesse sense? this show is so unserious 😭

“do you think these shoes go with this shirt?” “ the question is, do you?” lmaooo

pike’s so freaking funny

he meant a date 😭

oof kacy in this interrogation

i knew that wasn’t gonna end well

woahhh they both died? omg

these last two eps are kinda uninteresting

we deserved to see more jealous lucy before her and kate got back together

OH SHIT

“oh God, i wasn’t being literal” 😭

everyone cheering for lucy and kate aw 🥹🫶🏻

[filamints]

10 thru 30 of tommy?

Jesus christ NUMBERS. this is way too long THANK YOU FOR THE ENRICHMENT THO. im sorry i care too much about a joke character oTL

10) Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such? Oh buddy. neuroses, he has em, and does acknowledge them. He's autistic for the obvious one, it has the most clear impact on his life and is the one that has a formal diagnosis. But he does also have (pretty well managed, mostly) anxiety. His thing with rules and safety protocol goes hand in hand with it, he has gotten to the point where he can talk himself into calming down about impending disasters by just recalling how to deal with anything that could go wrong. But the 'I'm scared' default response is real, especially in the fucking apocalypse. He's a guy for which routine is really important.

11) Intellectual pursuits? Well, he made a fucking immortal dog, i think that was a pretty big one. Biology and biochem/bioengineering seem to be things hes very into, but sadly im not smart enough in these spaces to pinpoint much down.

12) Favorite book genre? Unironically nonfiction. Very dense instructional documents and peer reviewing papers. As for fiction? Sci-fi, although thats usually more for movies.

13) Sexual Orientation? Ace & gay.

14) Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.) Nah i think he doesn't have any physical weirdness, its all in his head LOL None of his food issues are allergies either, its all just textural disgust.

15 & 16) I'll be honest, idk about long term goals for him, i feel like this is more of a story based prompt idk. Hm.

17) Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress? He's got a very. Hm. interesting sense of fashion. This is a guy who unironically likes wearing a propeller hat. I think he's got a few other stupid hats as well, a golf visor (sorry i think he would get a kick out of the Disco Elysium froggy visor), some baseball caps with nerd shit on em. Shirts are Hawaiian shirts in loud and fun prints, sometimes unbuttoned over a graphic tee if hes feelin real casual. Chinos or golf shorts for bottoms. For jewelry, hes got a nice watch with date dials n all in it and an ace ring thats also a spinner ring for the fidget. Equally loud and fun socks with slip on canvas shoes. Does NOT like to be barefoot, wears aquashoes to swim and slippers or socks around the house. I hope you are getting the vibe of 'Had to Do it to Em' guy if he could could reclaim faggot.

18) Favorite beverage? It literally is Sunkist, but NOT the orange, its the strawberry. He also likes fruity mixed drinks, particularly the blended icy ones, usually tequila based. (Besides this, he does say strawberry coolattas are his favorite)

19) What do they think about before falling asleep at night? Tomorrows activities/going over plans. For the good, its thinking about Sunkist and what's for dinner, etc. For the bad, its ruminating on disaster outcomes and going over safety plans in his head, like rotely going thru fire escape paths in whatever place he's going to next.

20) Answered here: https://www.tumblr.com/filamints/715793409603993600/gordon-1-10-14-tommy-20-48-benrey-36

21) Turn-ons? Turn-offs? Sigh. Preemptive sorrys. He likes mean people and is a brat tamer and pet owner by nature, just look at his choice in boyfriends (in this case Benrey and Gordon). The intersection of asexuality and kink may look like a weird space from the outside but thats his home. Does Not like to be touched as a general rule. He's here for the enjoyment of his partners. This is all I can elaborate on here. Sorry.

22) Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? Lots of doodles if allowed. He's not a good artist by any stretch but drawing out simple patterns/building mandala-y shapes is just fun mindless activity

23) How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life? Its an organized chaos type. Everything has a home but in a way that makes no sense to outsiders. His decorating is colorful and cluttered in a knicknack way, but everything feels right where it belongs and is on display nicely.

24) Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all? Oh yeah, the whole bio-engineering thing. He also just likes to learn and read for the sake of it too.

25) How do they see themselves 5 years from today? Gettin crazy with it in his 40s baybieeeee.

26) Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout? Really I think he was perfectly content in his life pre-ResCas. So now I think it's like... find a new job in a lab.

27 & 28: Answered here: https://www.tumblr.com/filamints/715720444483862528/tommy-27-28-35?source=share

29) Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?) Outside disasters are handled with instinctual adrenaline fueled instinct mixed with memorized disaster protocol. 'Body moving on autopilot' behavior. Luckily he has very good instincts and a LOT of safety measures memorized.

30) Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies) Oh no, hes very much a quietly shuts down into nonverbal mode type. Stressors are dealt with by himself. Physical repetitive stims as distraction is about all for his mental disaster plans. When he doesnt have access to anything else in canon, that becomes clicking through empty cartridges and generally messing with his gun. Even if other people are having their own disasters, he is just not a verbally comforting person. When Gordon begs him to talk in canon when they first reunite post betrayal, Tommy doesnt really have anything to say. Its simply not how he works.

[fuji09]

Write me something evil 😈😈😈

Eddie stood in front of the Neibolt house, just staring at it. The leper had chased him to the back of the house only a day ago, that's where he had seen IT, the clown.

That awful terrible clown with the bright orange hair and white and red face paint. He had taunted Eddie, poked fun at him for running, he had insinuated things he would rather not think about.

And yet here he was, standing in the road, staring at that awful house. He had worn his yellow car shirt and red shorts that day, knowing it would be really hot outside. He was on his way to meet up with the others, have fun and forget about the scary things.

That's when he heard it, the labored breathing of the leper behind him. He gulped loudly and slowly turned around, praying he was imagining it. The leper stood there in all his disgusting glory.

"You want a blowjob Eddie? I'll do it for a quarter. Hell I'll do it for a dime!" The leper said wickedly.

Eddie screamed and looked around, hoping to find something to defend himself with. The leper stepped closer and Eddie backed away.

"Leave me alone! I'm not gay!"

The leper laughed as it continued to get closer to Eddie. The poor boy was shaking, tears forming in his eyes. He felt his chest grow tight and he pulled out his inhaler from his fannypack and took a couple puffs.

"I'll blow you for nickel! Or even a penny!" The leper said then coughed.

"No!"

Eddie covered his eyes and counted to five, when he opened his eyes the leper was gone. He took a deep breath and turned around only to see Richie standing there.

"What about from me Eds? I'll blow you for free," Richie said with a smirk.

Eddie gasped, it couldn't be Richie, could it? He wore that stupid pink Hawaiian shirt so it must be him. Richie started laughing, he laughed until it started to sound mean, then his laugh sounded like he was crazy. His eyes turned a bright yellow and his smile got too wide for his face. Claws on his fingertips and then sharp teeth appeared.

Richie ran towards Eddie and that's when Eddie’s legs finally decided to do what they should have done from the start, RUN. That was not Richie, that was IT and it knew. It knew his deep dark secret that he never spoke out loud.

Eddie ran and he ran, not caring where he ran to, but after a few minutes he heard his name being called, then he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Eds! Hey, what's wrong? Why are you running?"

The voice belonged to Richie and Eddie stopped for a moment, turned around and saw that pink Hawaiian shirt that the IT Richie had worn. His eyes widened and he slapped Richie's hand off his shoulder.

"Don't touch me!" He yelled.

Richie looked confused and a little hurt, something had happened and he wanted to help. He kept his hands to himself, not wanting to upset the smaller boy any more than he already was.

"Eds?"

"I'm not gay! Get away from me!" Eddie yelled then took off running again.

Richie stood there stunned. His jaw had dropped and eyes as wide as saucers. Tears pricked his eyes and he felt heartbroken. How had Eddie found out that he was in love with him? He hadn't told a soul, not even Stan.

Eddie had found out his dirty little secret and he hated him, the boy he would die for, protect, and loved, hated him because he was dirty, he was one of those people.

Tears fell down his cheeks, all hope of even just a chance with Eddie, gone. Their friendship was probably over, no more sneaking into Eddie’s room at night to comfort the boy on bad days, no more sharing ice cream when Eddie insisted he would never eat after anyone but he still shared ice cream and even drinks with Richie, and no more swimming together, obviously Eddie wouldn't want Richie to see him in nothing but tightie whities.

Richie started to walk home, screw seeing his friends, he just wanted to be alone. He wanted to wallow in his pain. Most of all, he wanted the one thing he couldn't have, Eddie.

[tomorrowsunrise]

tag yourself (bodies of water edition)

Lake

Brown hair, short shorts, overwhelmed, iced lattes from the cafe in the bookstore, late night discussions, ranting over text, pretty sunsets, lake trips as a kid, family in europe, has no sleep schedule, good person but a little egotistical, trying desperately to keep life under control, decent artist, excellent writer, laugh is infectious, does good eyeliner, good taste in women, relatively okay taste in men, wore giant bows for about six months in middle school, has a social life but hates people.

River

Dark eyes, button-up shirts, fancy earrings, has weird obsessions, can do really good makeup but hates how it looks, talking in French class, common sense, can be a mom friend, phenomenal cook, has a really nice family, watches ghibli movies a lot, crying

on a rock in the middle of a football game, nto anime, 10/10 music taste, had a musicals phase, bit of a tendency to blow things out of proportion, picky with books, introverted but awesome.

Spring

Tall, quiet, socially awkward, hawaiian shirts as jackets, lots of basketball shorts, good artist, math prodigy, talented with music, knows lots of languages, dances, esoteric conversations on a ski lift, has weird other friends, zero ability to not die, polite, 6/10 taste in men, can be a little insensitive, CATS, wrote a couple cringy fanfics, we don’t talk about that, will give you hilarious memes, makes quizzes for friends, loves snakes, tired, cares a lot but doesn’t show it, strong opinion on trustworthy people, introverted as heck.

Waterfall

Really athletic, long hair, funny in an earnest way, leggings and vests, hot chocolate with a single marshmallow, hiking all the time, sled races, total dog person, honest, secret handshakes to hide the pain, common sense, loves Hamilton, super responsible, makes her own emojis, ambivert, fairy makeup, can’t ever find craft paper, stupid decisions in the dark, apple cider with homemade gingerbread.

Pond

Button ups, fluffy hair, makes gay jokes, tired, will prove you wrong by any means possible, really strong, into the dream smp, flipped a canoe to spite a camp counselor, trauma, panic attacks, cold hand on my neck, sautéed peppers on a camp stove, complicated friendship bracelets, waltzing under the candles, hanging up streamers in a hospital room, salutes, Sherlock Holmes references at 3 am.

Ocean

Glasses, book discussions, ping pong with a super ball, armrest, secret smiles, lying under a table, prove the bastards wrong, singing Hamilton, asleep during class, Kirby, stupid pictures still in my camera roll, mom friend, cute dogs, holding hands, divorce jokes, trying to please everyone, perfect grades, practically a math teacher, mango tea

[serenawitchwriter]

BNHA fusion (Bakusquad/Todoroki)

TodoBaku

i pity endeavor

somehow angrier than bakugou? like it’s less of a tsundere, shouty way and more of a punk rock 100% ready to throw down at the slightest provocation

has less tolerance for spice but will eat it anyway

spicy noodles

a lot blunter with his actual thoughts

so much fire, i’m imagining because of Baku's chemical secretion they could possibly make some kind of plasma, though i doubt that makes scientific sense.

also shoots steam out of one their hands

spiky red and white hair, not split down the middle but streaky. a bit like natsuo only more integrated

red eyes, no heterochromia, but keeps the scar

handsome, but constantly looks a bit constipated

really self-critical

incredibly good at mocking people. easily makes people cry with his insults because they’ll attack the thing about you that you don’t like

surprisingly unaggressive towards midoriya. like bakugou’s rivalry/aggression toward him is somehow dampened by todoroki’s love of mido

also tolerant of specifically mina, uraraka, and kirishima. everyone else push their buttons to the point of pissing them off.

i’d like to see them fight dabi because it feels like they’d have similar vibes, except todobaku is less theater kid.

would absolutely wear a leather jacket

despite their angry punk energy, they still pretty anal about self care and schedules. like they’re straight edge nerds about everything but fighting

KiriTodo

chaotic

like they aren’t a bad person but they are a dumbass and the shit that they get up to is spectacularly wild

completely red hair, silky texture. either slicks it back or spikes it into a mohawk. depends on the day

still scarred, red and blue eyes.

shark teeth but in a softer shaped face

usually shirtless, especially when it’s inappropriate

will eat literally anything

incredibly insecure but honest about it

clingy to his friends in an almost desperate way. like his friends will always be their for him but even then he’s struggling to feel secure about it

slow burn anger, but is the most terrifying person to see angry. you do not want to see him get genuinely pissed

an incredibly kind person

fantastic with animals

another elemental quirk user

i have the mental image of a rock golem running at the enemy while on fire and covered in ice. again, avoid pissing him off

pauses a lot while talking and uses a lot of filler words like ‘like, um, and uh”. almost like a valley girl

deceptively smart and emotionally mature. like they have their moments of being profound, of getting where others are coming from, of doing something totally genius

but is also a dumbass the vast majority of the time. like you’d be shocked at how stupid he can be

can’t fucking read

affectionate towards Bakugou and Midoriya. thinks they’re all best friends. isn’t entirely wrong. loves Mina as well

cuddly as hell, but is not comfortable to cuddle with. he’s too hard and he’s never the right temperature

TodoMina

chaotic part 2

a weird combo, probably not very stable

candy cane colored curls, with a pink transition color in their hair. still has horns.

it’s hard to tell that they’re scarred with pink skin. heterochromic eyes, one blue, the other yellow with black sclara

has a creepy laugh

fully into being an alien and is attempting to convince people it’s true, not in a joking way.

more plasma options in terms of quirks. i don’t know how freezing or heating acid effects it, but the effect can probably be used for something

will do basically anything they put their mind to, no matter how absurd. once they make a decision they’re going to do it hell or high water

shift back and forth between being incredibly hyper and on the ball, and being exhausted and antisocial. 

overly invested in gossip and discovering the truth. nosy as hell

impossible to predict

probably into yoga?

manic pixie dream girl? definitely quirky

has a mean sense of humor, and is sometimes just mean in general. generally has good intentions but won’t hesitate to cut people down when they feel they ‘deserve it’

candy addiction

TodaKami

very stable

very funny and chill

stoner vibes regardless of if they do drugs

zones out constantly

black lightning in the white half, red lightning in yellow half of hair. fine and silky as hell

green eyes, no scar. probably needs glasses but doesn’t have them yet

weather powers. can make storms, clouds, effect temperature. can be effected by their own weather and injures themselves often

but is an op fighter anyway

both a memer and conspiracy theorist but in an entertaining way. could have a buzzfeed unsolved style show if they find the right skeptic. i feel like iida would be a cute partner for that. obviously todokami is the unhinged one

will eat literal garbage. i could see them eating from a dumpster because the pizza looked okay

rude mouth, says what he’s thinking regardless of how hurtful it is. isn’t intentionally trying to be mean.

obsessed with dragons

constantly tired. they sleep and sleep but it is never enough

pretty cuddly and quiet when zoned out

a fantastic hugger

baby

Todosero

weird but in an inexplicably normal way

like they’re not getting bullied for it, they’re not subverting society or being overly chaotic. they’re just kinda... odd.

possibly a fae in disguise?

fixed looking smile

scarred. small black eyes. hair is split to be red and white. but the roots are black

obviously still has tape elbows. quirk is probably some kinda fire and ice whip. makes a lot of icicles as well. has many creative applications, especially because they’re both range attacks

executive dysfunction anyone?

loves manga, particularly weird artsy kind, or horror and mysteries

will chill in high places for hours. probably makes a full spiderweb or cocoon or hammock.

just likes getting away from people

wears Hawaiian shirts casually. on the tame side

loves the beach

loves noodles more than life itself. has a mission to try every type of noodle

probably gets stuck places and gets lost easily

makes people uncomfortable. kind of person who just stands silently and stares at you. will wait until you notice him to speak. so sometimes he’ll just be standing silently behind you for five minute and than you’ll finally turn around and have a heart attack,

will otherwise jut kinda stand at the periphery of groups and stare blankly. like that vine of the guy disassociating at a party

never quite jives with the conversations, timing always seems off. they’re just really awkward

pretty fun loving given the opportunity. hanging out with friends is their favorite activity

vibes fairly well with ojiro and hagakure

TodoJirou

cool

makes ice puns, which is lame but gay/lesbian solidarity part 2

white and purple hair in a bob. no scar. has the earphone jacks. purple and silver eyes. petite

deserves to wear sunglasses at all times. probably doesn’t but they deserve to

incredibly chill

actually pretty lazy given the opportunity

still plays the bass and is quite passionate about it

husky singing voice. it’s good but unique, most suited towards indie stuff, not belting Broadway.

plays with earjacks constantly

in love with momo

powers aren’t particularly enhanced by each other. have to get pretty creative to make it effective. don’t mind that much, they aren’t trying to be number one, they’re just herre to help

probably always in a leather jacket

generally pretty sweet, especially towards close friends. it’s a quiet kindness. more shown by putting extra food on your plate when you’re not eating enough, instead of demanding you eat more verbally

sardonic

stable

easily annoyed, especially by injustice. if something is unfair they’ll get mad

generally incredibly mellow, one of the less feral fusion overall

(masterlist)

[mooifyourecows]

34 and 46 !! u can choose whatever ship 😝

Right, so DaiSuga of course.

Hmmm let’s see. 34 is “Vacation” and 46 is “Blind Date”.

Let’s get into it 💪

Okay so first let’s figure out what sorta vacation.

A road trip? Cruise? Exotic resort? Excursion up Mount Everest?

Easiest ones would be a Cruise or Resort. Let’s pick Resort because I already have a fic where the characters go on a cruise and I don’t want overlap.

So, some real fancy Resort on a tropical island or something. 

Let’s say a group of people went together because of one reason or another. Like hmmmm a self-help kinda thing? Maybe Daichi went through some shit recently. A messy divorce. If I wanna get deep and serious about it, perhaps it was a very bad and traumatizing relationship or OOH, let’s go with the fact that Daichi is gay but has repressed his sexuality his whole life, wound up marrying a woman, and finally divorced her in his desire to follow his heart.

Okay good. This lets me make Daichi really lost about what to do next. He’s gone his whole life denying this part of himself, which could have bred some anxieties and mental illness. BUT! Lucky for him, there’s a support group for that! Kinda like grief counseling or AA, a bunch of LGBT people who have suffered the same kind of repression and don’t know how to embrace their true selves meet up once a week or so and talk about it.

Right. So, this gives me opportunity for ANGST but also really soft and beautiful “find myself, accept myself, love myself” development 👀

Daichi doesn’t buy into the whole counseling thing at first. Thinks it’s kinda weird and cheesy and c’mon, he’s a grown man who just so happens to be gay and it’s not that big of a deal okay get over it.

Except he DOESN’T get over it. Any time his friends manage to convince him to put himself out there and find himself a nice guy to date, he BACKS OUT. He’s just not ready, he tells himself. 

But it’s been a while. And he can’t deny the fact that he’s a little lonely and he really wants to find love. He’s a hopeless romantic, after all. Always has been. And now he’s at a point in his life when he’s admitted this big part of himself and he just wants to ACT ON IT but he CAN’T and ugh, it’s frustrating!

Soooooo, the group arranges this vacation! A getaway! “Let’s go to a resort and do our little counseling sessions, participate in some fun group activities, listen to some speakers who wrote books on acceptance!!” and ya know... the whole shebang.

Daichi thinks it’s stupid. No way is he doing that. Sounds stupid. And unnecessary. And weird. And stupid.

But his friends bully him into it. It’ll be good for him to get away. Bro, you’re so tense and snappy these days. Go swim in the ocean. Drink some pina coladas on the beach. Dance in the moonlight. Somethin like that.

Having reluctantly agreed, he sets off on this group vacation. And as soon as he’s there, he feels better about it. The resort is beautiful. The weather is fantastic. Everything is comfortable and chill and relaxing and hey, maybe this is JUST what he needs after all?

Now, in his group, he’s made some friends who have had similar experiences to him. Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto, the usual gang. I would most likely have little storylines for them too but we really only care about DaiSuga rn so let’s ignore them.

So, at this resort, Daichi is finally starting to loosen up. He’s doing exactly as he was told and drinking bahama mamas and wearing lame hawaiian shirts and he’s sitting in sand and looking for seashells and damn, he feels better already.

But the point of the getaway isn’t to just relax and catch some rays. Sure, those things are encouraged too, but people are supposed to be learning how to accept and love themselves, perhaps take a chance on seeking love and affection from other people.

And Daichi has just been SKIPPING all the group activities. Granted, they’re not REQUIRED... but c’mon man. At least TRY.

But all the while that Daichi is relaxing and having a good ol’ time, there’s this ONE guy that works at the resort and he seems to be EVERYWHERE. He pops up to offer Daichi another drink just as he’s falling asleep in a floaty in the pool. He’s there with fresh towels at his hotel door. He’s taking his order at the restaurant like seriously does this guy work EVERY job at this joint?

And on top of that, he’s so chatty. Every time he and Daichi cross paths, he takes time to talk his ear off. He’s a little obnoxious but it’s cute, in a way, and they wind up bantering and it’s a kinda fun. It’s a break from the relaxation and he manages to laugh and yeah okay the guy is good looking so Daichi isn’t TOTALLY against talking to him, even if he knows he’ll never get the courage to flirt with him like he kinda sorta really wants to.

Anyway, the people that arranged this whole vacation finally take Daichi aside and are like “bro wtf, you’re not even trying. Please participate in a few of the events.” 

Daichi feels a little guilty for snubbing the program so he reluctantly agrees to go to any event they choose for him.

Great, they say.

They have just the one, they say.

And thus Daichi is signed up to participate in a blind date. Ew, what the hell, why is that even a thing? I mean.. he gets it, sorta. But he soooo doesn’t want to do it. Like at all.

A blind date? He can’t even flirt. What makes them think he can date? A man? A MAN? They’re insane.

Still, he made a promise and Sawamura Daichi doesn’t go back on his promises! 😤 (not to mention Oikawa and the others would never let him hear the end of it if he backed out so ugh, there’s that too)

He gets all dressed up for his date and goes to the restaurant where he’s supposed to meet the guy. He gets seated at his table and he sits and he waits.

And waits.

And waits.

Wow. Okay. Not a good start. Daichi’s first attempt at a date and he gets stood up?

Could the night get any worse?

Yeah, because that cute guy he’s been seeing everywhere is his server and Daichi can tell that he knows what happened by the way he’s coming around every minute and making some other excuse like “maybe they got sick. it happens. people eat too much seafood and rum and that’s the end for them for the next few days.”

Daichi kinda wants to disappear. Then the mods for the group show up and apologize, say that the person they picked out for him to go on the date with had actually found someone that he really liked already and didn’t want to do the date anymore.

Great.

Well, at least Daichi tried. Now he can go back to getting drunk on the beach and soaking up 3000% of his recommended dosage of Vitamin D.

“I’ll do it”

wait, what?

The cute guy who has been bugging him all night pops up out of nowhere. “I’ll do it,” he says. “I can sit in as his blind date for the night.”

Wow, a pity date. Daichi wants to refuse, but the mods are thrilled and they accept it without hesitation. Yep, sure, yes, you are the date now. Daichi, don’t move out of that chair, you promised you’d do it so you gotta do it.

They leave them to it and they finally order some food.

“It’s not really a blind date anymore,” Daichi admits.

“Sure it is. The whole point of a blind date is to date someone you don’t know, right?”

“I’ve been seeing you everywhere since I got here.”

“Sure but do you know my name?”

Daichi looks at his nametag. “... Derrick.”

“You’d think, right?”

“What, you’re saying your name isn’t Derrick?”

“God no, do I look like a Derrick?”

“Not really. But why would you wear a name tag with someone else’s name on it?”

“Why would you go on a group retreat and not participate in any of the group activities?”

“Because they’re stupid.”

“I’ll tell you what’s stupid.” He removes the nametag and tosses it over his shoulder. “I don’t even work here and yet they keep letting me pretend like I do.”

Daichi just stares at him in silence. Like... what? What does he mean he doesn’t work there? He’s always wearing the uniform. And making drinks at the bar. And carrying around stacks of towels. And selling stuff at the gift shop.

What does he mean, he doesn’t work there?

“Who the fuck are you then?”

“Sugawara Koushi.”

“Am I supposed to know who that is?”

“Well I hope not. This wouldn’t be much of a blind date if you did.”

Their food arrives and Suga immediately starts eating, as if it wasn’t freaking WEIRD that he’s been pretending to work at the resort the past few days. 

Who the heck is this guy? Why is he so weird? Is he a stalker? Has he only been following Daichi around? No... he’s seen him running errands all over. Is he just bored? What the hell????

Their date goes on, and Daichi is able to put the weirdness out of his mind for a bit because like... Suga is so fun. He has interesting stories and his laugh is so loud and bright and contagious and okay c’mon, he IS super cute and Daichi is KINDA into him, even if his mind is totally REELING over the realization that he’s been pretending to work there.

They finish their date and it was actually really nice and Daichi kisses Suga on the cheek at the end of it and ahhhh why does he feel so shy and giddy all of a sudden? He’s a grown ass man but he suddenly feels thirteen again. He goes to bed hoping that he sees him again the next day.

He does. 

And he’s wearing the resort uniform, this time with a nametag that says Tiana. He offers Daichi a towel at the pool.

“Get your ass in here,” Daichi tells him.

“You’re the boss!”

Over the course of the rest of the vacation, Daichi and Suga get closer and it’s romantic and eventually Suga opens up, admits that he was taught by his past partner that there wasn’t much about him worth liking. In order to please them, he constantly pretended to be someone else.

He’s well aware that he’s not Derrick or Tiana or any of the other nametags he borrowed to cosplay as resort staff. He’s not delusional or crazy or anything like that, he swears. But... it’s nice. Pretending to be someone different. Someone he can invent to have the good qualities that he doesn’t have. Someone with a history that he wished he had.

He knows it’s weird and outlandish and creepy but he’s on vacation for fuck’s sake! So what if he wants to cosplay as a waiter or towel boy if it makes him feel good about himself? Huh?

So like naturally the drama would be Daichi not knowing if what Suga shows him is his true self. They have a little journey of self discovery and acceptance of both one another and themselves and fall in love and there’d probably be an emotionally fueled fight out on the beach at night that ends in passionate kissing and going back to one of their rooms and then the next morning is the day they go home but they have different flights, considering they came with different groups and they don’t know what it means for them.

Suga doesn’t know if Daichi will even like the Suga that exists back home who still kinda hates himself and wishes he was someone else and Daichi doesn’t know if he’s even capable of putting his anxieties aside and they say goodbye and it’s dramatic and emotional and yada yada

Then like uhhhhh obviously they would get together. Maybe Daichi runs off to Suga’s city and shows up at his apartment and he sees that Suga lives in a tiny, messy apartment and it’s unglamorous and not near as exciting as that guy he met at the resort but it STILL is him and Daichi wants to make him feel like it’s worth being unabashedly himself and he confesses his love and they kiss and the end I guess

somethin’ like that?

[frogshiguro]

JUJUTSU KAISEN CHARACTERS AS THINGS I’VE SAID AS SOMEONE MADE UP BY RAGE

tw: mentions of genocide and murder

itadori: i just think stepping on brown leaves and saving bugs is nice

fushiguro: do i really have to exist through the week can’t i just lay in bed and wake up in june

kugisaki: being gay is a competition and i’m winning

gojo: penis *giggles*

sukuna: i assure you the only thing stopping me from committing genocide on a massive scale is the fact that i haven’t slept for two days and i have to look good while doing it

nanami: being this fucking stupid shouldn’t be free

ijichi: the crippling anxiety is strong again tonight

shoko: the human body is so weird if you really think about it??? like explain nails

junpei: i wish i could live inside this movie bc i too, would like to have tea in my personal flower field

maki: there’s no time to be miserable i have to be swag first

inumaki: *to maki* i feel like if i ever see you crying i might cry too

panda: it’s hard being the one that thinks in this family

yuuta: can’t i just sit for a while in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

miwa: you see me smiling but i would prefer to cry in my bed playing genshin and listening to mitski

mai: *hugs momo and miwa* i am filled with rage and i want to scream at least five hours a day but i love you

todou: my mind is a combination between the current thing i yell about and girls

kamo: it’s fun to see people being scared so i watch little nightmares streams to feel joy

nishimiya: my main goal in life is to live in a cottage surrounded my flowers, take care of my goats and bees, and destroy the patriarchy

mechamaru: i am sad about a variety of things and i hope i could take a week-long nap but yeah sure everything is fine

choso: being the one responsible for you guys is hard bc deep down my inner child is screaming at me to break something

toji: when i become a hitman you’ll be the first to go

naoya: no, and you know what? i woke up today, that should be enough reason to commit murder

geto: there’s pain in my brain and i kinda want a taco

[awhphooey]

Here's my cursed idea of the boys but if they had tiktok

(They're older, around 16-17 now)

All of them are on gay tiktok, but Louie found skater tiktok and was like 'I'm the trans skater king these rats deserve'. Plus people give him money when he live-streams so win win. Lena convinced him to dye the ends of his hair green during a crisis. His @ is Loiueinc.tm but his name is set as The Rat King

Huey would've been like onlyjayus with the factual videos, but I wanted one of them on art tiktok, so he paints. He did it once for a badge and was like 'wait I'm good at this??' He's also on gay tiktok. He's the classic half buttoned Hawaiian shirt aesthetic with his fancy bow tie boyfriend. His @ is anxious.chaos with the name set as ?¿? Huebert Jet ?¿? Cause the gays love their ????s

Dewey's account is hella chaotic. He does any skit that comes to mind. Hats + rags to tell apart characters. He does go by he/him and they/them but literally any pronouns work. He's a crackhead bisexual, and constantly makes fun of homophobes and transphobes with skits. His @ is thatshowweDewit and his name is set as Pronouns: Crack/Head.

Webby and Lena have a tiktok together as well, where Webby does stupid shit and Lena records it. They probably have a random ass @ like swordhorsehoes or sapphicavacado because they're idiots like that. Their handle would just be their names.

Sorry you had to witness this

[sylkyrie]

Out of curiosity, and sorry for being all up in your asks, how did 15x20 make you feel about Sam? Maybe it’s partly based on my feeling for J*red but it really made me hate Sam too.

don’t worry i love answering qs!!

tbh he just didn’t feel like sam to me?? the whole episode was so ooc to me for both sam and dean so i’m finding it difficult to reconcile the finale dean and sam to our dean and sam. i know a lot of people have the (completely valid) opinion that the cw serviced sam and sam fans the most (and then buried their gays, cas and dean) but if i was a sam girl i feel like i still would’ve hated his ending. he doesn’t get to marry eileen, the romance theyve been developing all season, his son is just a dean-replacement, and he has to wear a stupid wig and old-person makeup.

also his (often suicidal) brother was dying and he could easily have called jack or, idk, an AMBULANCE but he just let him die??? makes no cents, luv. and yeah idk what jared is on about i’m hoping he’s just the cws pawn atm because i can’t understand how someone who has been playing this character for 15 years could be satisfied by that ending,, it was literally a gross romanticisation of the toxic codependent relationship sam and dean have which the show has, time and time again, emphasised is unhealthy. what they should’ve done is have dean and sam settle down with their respective partners and shown them moving on, albeit with difficulty, from their trauma

so i don’t think sam got the ending he deserved either and in my head he’s married to eileen and dean is married to cas, jack is human and they’re all at the beach in matching hawaiian shirts :)

[thoughtfullyyoungduck]

I don’t care

summarry: a reddie x daughter where the losers are over and the daughter comes home from school with a minor injury and they later found out she was bullied. so they give her tips and maybe even fighting lessons lol

A/N: this was requested by anon I hope you enjoy! 

warnings: homophobia as reason for the bullying

Water sloshes over the sides as Richie dives headfirst into the pool. It drenches Stan’s trousers, who shoots a murderous look towards Richie resurfacing with a deep breath.

‘Refreshing’, he comments, shaking a full body shiver at the change of temperature. Chloe watches from afar, disposing her bookbag on the grass with a loud clutter. Weekend arrives and she’s eager to start the plans scheduled. On Friday a pool party, on Saturday a trip on uncle Ben’s boat, and for the last day they’re going to see Richie perform live on stage.

All the losers promised they’d make it, and they did, it’s been a while since the group has reunited, work and personal issue getting in the way, but none of that matters. Sometimes Chloe thinks there’s no way they won’t get mad at one another when someone cancels yet again, but then the rejoins puts her at ease. They care for each other more than enough to stop a small, unimportant thing from ruining it. Most scattered around the pool, like uncle Stan and Chloe’s pops in the water, but her dad and uncle Bill stood a far end away from water range, a smart decision Stan begrudgingly had to admit.

'The prodicale child has returned, Richie enthusiastically announced, waving his arms back and forth. ‘Mini me is back.’

The losers greet her, warm smiles and gentle hands pulling her in a hug. Bill’s positively buzzed, the butt of many jokes at his expense of how much of a lightweight the man really is. The first try to capture Chloe in an embrace goes haywire, and if it wasn’t for Mike supporting his weight, he would have fallen face first.

It sends the rest of the groups in hysterics, not including Bill, blushing red tainted cheeks. ‘Already uncle Bill?’ Chloe goads, covering the underside of the drink in his hand in case he loosens his grip.

Waving of the concerns, Bill wobbles, aided by Mike, back to the sun chair to rest. Eddie motions a soda her way, wordlessly asking if she wants one.

‘Yeah, but I’m going to go change first.’

Her shirt is too tight for the humidity hanging in the air, and she longs for a swim, so she needs swimming attire in order to do that anyway.  

----

‘Oh absolutely not’, Bev declares stiffly, her mouth set in a straight line and hands on her hips. ‘There’s no way any niece of mine is wearing that.’

Richie cackles, his head thrown back in amusement over Beverly’s reaction, following her gaze to his daughter, wearing a Hawaiian long-sleeved shirt over her bathing suit.

Chloe follows his laughter, doing a pirouette to show off her t-shirt. ‘I think it’s cool.’

‘You’re only saying that because Richie brainwashed you.’

‘I agree with Bev, one Richie fashion disaster is more than I can adequately handle,’ Stan concurred, heaving a sigh at Richie’s childish reaction of sticking out his tongue.

‘It’s not like she’s wearing it to school Beverly, and if my daughter sees me as a fashion icon, than I think we should respect that. Fuck knows she’s the smartest among us.’

A little cough draws his attention, and Stan does nothing to hide his intend.

‘Okay well Stan is up there.’

‘Please kid, I’m begging, don’t become a second Richie. Fight those parts of you that stem from him.’

‘Hey fucking excuse you, she’s my daughter too.’ Eddie heatedly adds, chopping his hand through the air to drive the point home.

‘who’s w-w-who’s d-d-daughter?’ A stutter the predominant tell that Bill is well on his way to being hammered.

‘Shut up Bill, you’re too drunk to participate in this conversation.’

Chloe giggles, knowing that the teasing remarks from her family are just that, teasing. She then finally steps closer towards the pool. The grass beneath her bare feet is strangely relaxing, the sensations of little pricks reminding her of summer days and ice creams.

‘Come her,’ aunt Bev beckons, her hand circling around the small indents of nails in Chloe’s underarm.

Without realization, she hisses in pain, retracting her hand and covering the sore spot with her remaining hand. The playful mood everyone participated in pops like a bubble.

Beverly blinks in shock, surprised by the reaction. The chatting in the pool ends abruptly, the remnants of an engaging conversation ebbing away.

‘Are you okay?’

‘Yeah, just peachy.’ A bird flies overhead, chirping away, an excellent escape out of the conversation Chloe refuses the hold in front of everyone.

‘Uncle Stan, what kind of bird is that?’

Stan eyes her suspiciously, not uttering a word to help her, and Chloe glowers at him. Thanks for nothing.

‘Let me see please’, Eddie asks his cheeks blown out, worry etched across his face. At this point, Chloe is trapped. She can’t deny something is wrong, and she can’t withhold her arm because that would make everyone even more suspicious.

‘Fine,’ she grumbles, bunching the fabric of the long sleeved shirt to reveal indents of fingernails buried in her skin, not sever enough to be of any concern, but bad enough that it is visible.

‘Chloe,’ Eddie perturbs, his fingers hovering above the wounds while he mulls over what to do in his head. ‘What happened?’

In one smooth motions, Richie lifts himself out of the water and strides resolutely their way, blind without his glasses on but still thoughtfully studying the body-langue of both Eddie and Chloe. He stoops down to inspect the wounds himself, than straightens up and tries his best to stare straight in his daughter eyes, missing by half a mile.

‘Someone did that to you?’ The intentions makes it sound like a question, but it’s a statement, and one that is impossible to refute. Nail marks aren’t accidental.

‘Did you get these cleaned?’ Eddie frets, his left hand coercing her to move to the kitchen, where they keep an emergency kid. Richie has had one to many mishaps in there.

It’s a sure sign that Eddie is freaking out and building up to an anxiety attack, worrying and fretting over someone to release part of the stress before it bubbles over.

‘Dad’, Chloe mumbles miserably, planting her feet in the ground to resist any prodding. ‘It’s not that bad.’

‘Who did this angle cake?’

‘Just someone from school alright. It’s not a big deal.’

‘Honey, It is. No one is allowed to hurt you in any way,’ Bev argues, her chin jutting out, only calmed by Ben’s presence.  

‘Is there anything we can do? T-t-talk to whoever did this? A teacher? Say the word and we’re on it.’ Bill’s positively sobered up thanks to the severity of the topic of conversation, he fumbled over his words only once.

‘Beat him or her up? I’m not afraid if it’s a girl, I’ll hit anyone who tries to put their hands on my baby.’

‘Yes and don’t listen to uncle Ben, he might say something fucking stupid like we’ll talk to whoever did this calmly.’

‘Yes, cause that’s the best option Richie-‘

‘It has nothing to do with me okay? And I doubt she even planned on physically hurting me. I tried to remove myself from the situation, and instead of letting me walk away, she tried to keep me in place by grabbing me. Hence the superficially’, Chloe aimed the word at her dad, ‘scratches.’

‘It obviously has something to do with you. Why else go after you?’ Stan probes. The way he talks and demands thing without having to raise his voice is fascinating, like he can bend anyone to do what he pleases without breaking a sweat.

‘Because’, Chloe pinched the bridge of nose, contemplating her chances of resolving the situation without admitting what it was all about, but between her protective fathers and the solicitous of the losers, she estimated her shots slim to none.

‘Because she believes homosexuality is wrong and that dad and pops are wrong for loving each other.’

Richie grimaces bitterly, slumping his shoulders and sneering at the words sinking in. ‘Like Bowers all over again’, he spits furiously, bailing his hands into fist. Next to him, Eddie is pensively staring at the wounds on Chloe’s hand, shame speed racing through his body for him and Richie being the reason this happened to their daughter.

‘Chlo, I’m so so sorry.’

‘No. Don’t you dare apologies. It doesn’t matter. Not to me anyway. She’s a bitch, and she’s wrong for her opinion, but I can’t make her see your relationship the way I see this. I can’t force her to open her mind and broaden her horizons, then I’ll be equally as bad. I love you guys, and I don’t care you’re gay. If other people do that’s their problem and not mine. I hid the comments as I knew they would hurt you, but we know better than them. I’m going to continue living my life open and excepting of everyone and everything and she will walk around angry and upset at everything in the world she considers unnatural. There’s no outcome in which she wins, except if we let her words bother us.’

With a gentle pull, Chloe buries herself under her dads chin, tucked away in safety as her pops caresses her hair and presses a kiss there.

‘I’m so proud of you.’ Eddie confesses, barely understandable with his voice cracking through the lump in his throat. ‘Don’t ever forget how much we love you.’

‘We’ll have to discus some precautions. Like a buddy system or some shit. Or maybe Mike can teach you some strength exercises.’ Richie ponders, thinking ahead on how to avoid a situation ever again occurring. ‘But yeah, we really couldn’t have a better daughter.’

[derryhawkins]

it starts getting cold out and richie rocks up wearing mike's blue sweater from st season 2 and eddie can't form a sentence for at least 15 minutes

i stared at this for a solid 3 seconds bc i was like “mike??? hanlon?????? in st???” before i realized,, i’m dumb i’m sorry sfjk but i made this into a little one shot/drabble thing idk what to call it, but hope this is ok (also it’s like…midnight…so like this might be shit)

Gay Panic

It’s the end of November. It’s just barely above freezing. It’s windy as all shit. The forecast for the up coming week is snow, snow, and more fucking snow. Yet somehow the group of seven came up the bright idea of spending their free Tuesday afternoon outside. If one considers their underground clubhouse outside which, for your information, Eddie abso-fucking-lutely does, and that’s the exact reason the sixteen year old is in a few warm layers of clothes with a warm winter hat with thing strings, gloves, winter boots, and a blanket wrapped around his shoulders because he refuses to get sick. Because, then his mother will be on his case and might possibly not let him outside the rest of the fall and winter months, and he can’t have that. The others, of course, are dressed similarly but not to the degree of Eddie.

There’s Bill, with a sweatshirt under a jacket and a pair of fuzzy socks on his hands because he lost his gloves the other day. Beverly, her slightly grown out hair put into the braids to keep her ears warm, a cute beanie on her head. Ben, with warm gloves he’s now lacking because he gave them to Beverly when her hands got cold a few hours earlier. Stan, dressed like Eddie but somehow looks neater and way more put together even though the other boy looks pretty put together, too. Mike, with his own winter hat and earmuff and gloves, and he wears a comfortable looking sweater that all the losers would steal if given the chance. 

Then there’s Richie. Eddie shouldn’t really care, but he does, because for once Richie’s wearing normal autumn and winter clothes instead of just a loose jacket over either a Hawaiian shirt or a long sleeve tee that does absolutely nothing against the cold weather. On this rare of occasion of Richie actually listening to his friends and parents about wearing something that’s actually warm, he’s wearing a sweater. And it’s something that isn’t that rare around Christmas time when he pulls out the ugliest sweaters that makes everyone groan and moan and complain - he got one a couple years ago that said, “ask your mom if i’m real,” with a winking Santa Claus just to wear it around Eddie - but this isn’t just an ugly Christmas sweater. 

Well, it is, Eddie thinks, but not entirely ugly because it suits Richie. It fits him perfectly. It looks good. It looks pretty. Richie Trashmouth Tozier looks pretty, of all things, and that’s why Eddie is sitting in the hammock with a comic book, brown eyes wide and glued on his long time crush as he obnoxiously greets the others after entering the clubhouse. Eddie wants to speak up, to say something like, “Nice fugly sweater you got there,” but he can’t because that’s a lie.

It’s a nice sweater! On an attractive boy! A boy Eddie has a crush on! And, sure. Yeah. Paired with the glasses, Richie also looks like a big fucking nerd. But a cute one. A cute nerd Eddie suddenly wants to kiss so bad that his grip on the comic book is crinkling the pages. And maybe he’s staring too intently or whatever, or something, because Ben is speaking up a few feet away.

“You okay, Eddie?” Ben asks, head tilted to the side the littlest bit.

All the teen can do is smile and nod because that stupid fucking sweater has some kind of effect on him where he can’t form words.

Ben’s brows knit together. “Alright. You just look tense, I was worried for a sec.”

Eddie opens his mouth to say something like, “I’m fine, don’t worry, just scared of getting sick because of my mom,” but nothing comes out so he clamps his mouth shut, gives Ben another closed mouth smile, and lays down in the hammock, ready to get back to reading the comic as the others talk above the low holiday music. 

Not even two seconds later Richie is crawling into the hammock and making himself at home beside Eddie. This shouldn’t be a problem - it never it, they’ve shared it plenty of times before - but it is somehow, Eddie’s vision moves from the comic he clearly isn’t reading and to the stupid fucking sweater, and somehow it’s all prettier up close - blues and tans and whites and maybe there’s a little green in there but it’s mostly just blue - meaning Richie is prettier up close - freckles are more noticeable and his brown eyes look deeper and the curls just really add to the look. Eddie’s mouth goes dry but there’s spit building up at the same time, and he’s pretty sure his shoulders are permanently tensed up by now because he can’t relax with his crush looking like that literally right beside him.

“Eds! Don’t you look fuckin’ cozy over here in, what, seven layers?” Richie teases, cheeks a bit pink because of the cold weather, and then he tugs at one of the strings of the hat Eddie’s wearing.

Eddie can only stare. He leans his head back a little to get a better look at Richie as he tries to get words to go from his brain to his mouth, but all he can think is, You look good. Kiss me, please fucking kiss me, can I kiss you? And, well, Eddie doesn’t want to ruin their friendship yet so he stays quiet.

Richie smirks. “Cat got your tongue? I know, I know, I have that effect on people,” he says. Then, he pinches Eddie’s cheeks, expecting the other teen to swat his hand away so when he doesn’t, Richie frowns. “Dude, really, you good?”

He lifts his shoulders and leans back against the flimsy side of the hammock. “Uh…” Eddie licks his lips, some weird sound of ‘yeah’ and ‘no’ morphed together that none of the others can understand.

Richie’s now concerned, and he leans closer to Eddie, which only makes Eddie try to back up more. “Eds, seriously, are you-?”

The weight of them leaning on more than one side than in the middle causes the hammock to flip, in turn causing them to flip. Meaning, they tumbled into a heap of lanky limbs on the wooden floor of the clubhouse, gaining everyone’s attention, and Eddie seriously wants to curse whatever gods are out there for having Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas start to play the exact moment his vision focuses above him only to see Richie’s face inches away from his own.

And if Eddie had any remaining control of his mouth he certainly has none now, because before he knew it - before Richie knew it, before the losers knew it - Eddie is planting one right on Richie for the tiniest second before scrambling out from under the taller teen and jumping to his feet, face beet red. 

“I’m gon- uh. I- you guys want… Did- wait. I- fuck. Hot chocolate!” 

Then, Eddie’s dashing out of the clubhouse, leaving behind a too stunned Richie and jaw dropped losers.