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homosexualcitron · 5 months

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Happy birthday Citron !!! Wishing you 10000 yummy sandwiches and more gay people kissing in your brain forever

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! <3333333333333

#ask #gay people and sandwiches...#reminds me that there is an actual scene between Olive and Ambrose at the same place i went because #because the sandwiches have a pretty green sauce and Olive's fav color is green and it was just... perfect you know...#the gay people in my mind are eating sandwiches good for them #DID I START RAMBLING ABOUT MY OCS ON A HAPPY BDAY ASK.. YES SRY #thank you again <33

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humanblt · 1 year

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i feel like i’m being dealt white damage every time i talk to non-pm fans and they use any variation/the original ayin grip meme bc it gets me like this and i’m trying so so so hard not to be annoying but also like,,,, DO THEY KNOW??? DO THEY KNOW?.????

#this is directed at like 3 people #i’m so fucking insane it’s not even funny #i need to finish formatting my sandwich’s guide to pm #and then when it’s done i need people to ask me about it so i can autistically ramble about this framchise and hand them the doc #i also will not apologise for any gay ramblings in it about any of the women #sandwich speaks

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the-good-luck-anomaly · 1 month

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WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND

#CW injury #fuck uhhh idk what else to tag this as #good tweet anomaly #so i stopped posting on twitter while at work and ive just been 'tweeting' in the Truck Channel of one o my friends' discord servers #GREAT ENRICHMENT HONESTLY #ANYWAy heres the saga of me 'tweeting' after getting burned by. and youll never guess. a curling iron #i havnt been around a curlin iron in foreeever so i forgot how carful u hadta be around them TToTT #i reached for somethin passed it but pressing my arm into it a bit too long #wooooopsie!!!! anyway ive been kinda lovin it #this wound has been AWESOME. stings like a MOTHER FUCKER #i love pain from wounds like this... so much more noble than the bastard chronic body pain and back pain #atleast this one knows to be hurt when pressed against. atleast THIS wound is tangible and solid and real and not FAKE and IMAGINARYY #like the foul hashimotos disease. which hides deep inside. like a motherfucker.#ITS BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE I GOT IT BUT NO ONES COMMENTED ON IT.... NO ONES EVEN SEEMED TO NOTICE IT... MY WONDERFUL WOUND...#ive had so many responses locked and loaded.. 'this is what they do to dealers that get too many black jacks ina row'#'yeah me and the homies were playing Swing Curling IRons at EAchother. the game where we swing curling irons at eachother'#'ieah it was a terrible turkey sandwich accident'#'you know how it is with spaghetti'#'i got bit by a radioactive curling iron'#LIKE CMAAAHHNN NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT MY AWESOME WOUND......#ANYWAY. i know the gay people in my phone will care about my amazing wonderful awwesome wound #also if u need me to tag this as smth lemme knowww i love youuu

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oceanwithouthermoon · 10 months

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one of the WORST things i see in fandom/ship discourse is when people say "straight ships just dont sit right with me.." like hey.. what do u mean by that.

ESPECIALLY if we're talking about GIRLS who EXCLUSIVELY like mlm ships... i dont care what you say, i think youre fetishizing gay men and youre weird for this. (same thing with guys who exclusively ship wlw but i see that less in fandoms.)

but then, on the other side of this we get people calling them "heterophobic.." NOOOO THAT ISNT REAL IM LITERALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT THAT IS NOT A THING.

its not "straightphobic," in fact its literally more homophobic than anything (do not deny that its super fetishy, we all know that its fetishization so dont play dumb..)

(im not saying u have to ship straight ships btw i literally dont care, ship what u want, im SPECIFICALLY talking about people who hate on them, call them toxic because theyre straight, comment on every post that their gay ship is better, etc.. generally just people who are super annoying and fetishy about it. not just people who ship what they ship.. the thing im talking about is basically watered down fujoshis..)

#this happens in EVERY fandom #its inevitable i think.. but im tired of seeing it #lemme tag some of the fandoms im thinking about sorry u can ignore this post lol #pjsk #project sekai #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#any anime actually #EVERY anime actually..#im not going to tag mlp because i think it deserves to be untainted by this #HOWEVER.. i have seen people do this about fluttercord and pinkie pie x cheese sandwich #mfs act like the ponies having semi-canon husbands and canon baby daddies makes them homophobic #because they 'ruined' the gay ships #SHUT UP OH MY GOD #they didnt ruin anything i hate ship discourse ur literally weird #just cuz ur ship isnt canon doesnt mean u have to stop shipping it #i love twipie!! it will never be canon and I DONT CARE!!#tloz #the legend of zelda #lemme elaborate on that one #i see lots of people hc link as transmasc (lovely hc) and then say that that makes zelink a non-straight ship #hey buddy. thats literally transphobic. whats wrong with u.#sorry for posting discourse again im just bein silly

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behold-the-daybreak · 2 months

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i will say i've talked about rodney a lot in recent days but i need the record to show that i would also climb sheppard like a tree. everyone in pegasus knows that man's pretty and quite frankly i agree

#john sheppard #stargate atlantis #something something mcshep something something sandwich something something i wouldn't mind #this sentiment has been heavily redacted for everyone's sanity health and safety #i'm a simple gay okay #i wouldn't survive pegasus not for any of the legitimate reasons but because the sgc hires too many hot guys to go to atlantis #quite frankly the sgc hires too many hot people period #what's a nice kid like me doing in a place like this

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hussyknee · 4 months

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What would it be like to be hyperfixate on a piece of media whose fandom isn't horribly triggering I wonder.

#the rwrb fandom has me halfway to outright hating Henry #he's they uwu white baby gay and his faults are taken to horrible toxic extremes that are apparently understandable and forgivable?#no grovelling necessary because the brown guy's feelings are less vulnerable or something shit #meanwhile there's me wondering how you could possibly treat someone you're supposed to love like that #it's true. you can't be a taylor swift stan and have normal ideas about relationships #the book is bullshit you have to pick the bad bits out of like a dumpster sandwich but the fandom is x100 worse #there's maybe a handful of people I can trust to write Alex like he's worth as much as Henry and most of them are brown #fandom is general is horribly white but the rwrb one is one of the whitest #anti rwrb #anti Taylor swift #fandom problems #fandom wank #fandom racism #knee of huss

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yadernbyy · 1 year

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MENTALLY ILL. THOSE HAGGARD "LET ME GO"-S. I AM ILL THOSE "LET ME DIE"-S. FUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK MAN. THE VOD AUDIO CUTS OUT WHEN THE BOX CLOSES. THE BLOOD. IM MENTALLY ILLLL WHAT THE SHItd. this is rewiring my

#that gay little hip #also saw in the comments lmfao #genloss #generation loss #im still reeling man. still got half a peanut butter sandwich and can of monster.#i didn't think this would grab and hold my attention so violently. holy shit im still reeling.#i also don't think this is the end. a lot of people Have said it and i'll parrot it a little vaguely #but it's called generation loss for a reason...

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ratatatastic · 22 hours

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#“would you still love me-”“who said i loved you”#“we literally just had an indepth conversation about how i would take your cat if you died and the plan was that was gonna fake being #your secret gay lover to your mother because she already thinks we've been fucking for the past 8 years #and wouldnt bat an eye if i said that and we had this whole bit where youd buy me A RING-“#do i also have to mention you just stuck your hand in my pants because you think the rips in them are egregiously big and think they #shouldnt be considered pants just to prove a point and yet you cant believe that people think it looks good #even as a drunk guy got a little touchy and complimented said “pants” in front of you #but tbf i did wear them because i knew itd elicit a reaction because last time you did the same exact thing #except it was in front of the person you were dating at the time who was sandwiched between us in a shitty sportsbar booth #which you know was something alright.#you know what i have to shut up #guys never get a codepent homoerotic friendship from highschool because you heal from the codependency as adults #but the homoeroticism and all the baggage it carries still chugs along #whats it like not having a guy being really excited to show you how they wooed their partner which was this spinny pin maneuver #by demonstrating it on you WHILE SAID PARTNER WATCHED and being very adamant that you can imagine it you dont need to actually show it on-#but he REALLY wants to do it and you could never really say no to him and you have to suck up your pride and get fucking pinned to a wall #at his parents place BECAUSE ITS HIS MOTHERS BIRTHDAY BECAUSE THIS WAS THE PARTY HE WANTED TO SHOW OFF HIS PARTNER TO HIS FOLKS #you know what i have to actually shut up like actually

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official-panini · 2 months

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today i went out looking pretty queer and i walked past a table of kids from my school. and when i came back they were talking about lesbians. did my massive queer vibes change their entire conversation?

#i felt like a god #but also some of them are gay so like maybe it was just the natural progression of their conversation #but also what if im finally living my dream of dressing so queer that other people notice #the life and lies of a panini sandwich #panini's diary #dear diary

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paystery · 8 months

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gay people really like chic fil a 🤔 i wonder how chic fil a feels about it. i mean im sure the cows appreciate it but the chickens are probably homophobic

#chic fil a #yum #eat more chiken #cow #gay #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #diggy #gay rights #chicken #chicken sandwich #gay people #rainbow #lesbian #bisexual #transgender #barbie

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ratislatis · 1 year

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I need everyone to know that when I heard the first note to s2 ep21. I was like "oh my fucking god are they actually playing mcr on this podcast" forgetting that they always do covers??

and then scary marlowe's voice sailed through my car speakers

and I fucking SCREAMED

besties I screamed for THREE straight minutes I was in HYSTERICS. can you imagine being one of those other cars on the highway and just seeing this scrawny teenage girl with possum memorabilia all over the place. and her jaw is just on the floor. and you can't hear anything but you can physically see that she is expending all the air in her lungs

she is yelling "NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY" with dumbfounded hilarity unparalleled by god

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #s2 ep21 #scary marlowe #imagine if this was in the double-sided chick fil a drive thru #you're minding your own business getting a homophobic chicken sandwich #and this evidently gay child is raising hell in her tiny fucking 2007 jeep liberty #she's getting chicken nuggets btw. 8pc with ketchup because bbq is gross #the only people who can like bbq on this site are baba natalia and grace #and maybe berry.... but you're on thin ice for being british....#do british people even know what bbq is #wait #hey baba do the french make good bbq #I'm assuming you've been to a texas roadhouse so you know what a bare minimum bbq is #I just looked it up and there are no texas roadhouses where you live.#um #so if you ever want to realize the brilliance of their cinnamon butter rolls #hit me up

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rotisseries · 1 year

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Ur so new to this its making me giggle. also you should share more I need to Know

gloomy I can't stress enough how bad I am at this. once we got past stats and I had to actually come up with real character things it was awful. dragged kicking and screaming through character creation. also I'm realizing as I type this how little I still have in mind for this character bc I never even decided what gender they are. we've been referring to them interchangeably as "my new cringfail losergirl oc" and "my new weird little guy"

#gonna be real though it’s probably a girl. and she'll be a lesbian. why would I ever choose anything else #ok but she doesn't even have a name yet. idk how to name things that is gonna suck #she's a blacksmith though. and a tiefling druid but I think you saw me tell theo that already in the replies of the other post #and she has a fascination with fire bc I got in a projecting mood #and that sounds stupid as hell I hate saying that actually bc it makes me think of that very annoying internet time #where every single gay person on tiktok was like “ooh be gay do crime!! arson!! mother mother!!”#but I cannot stress enough this is a genuine trait of mine if you leave me with a lighter and something flammable #I will set it on fire just to watch it burn #my family won't let me light birthday candles because they don't like giving me lighters #I set a paper towel on fire in our camper once when no one was in there #and then they went in later and were like “why does it smell like smoke in here?”#and I had to admit I lit a paper towel on fire #AND THEY WOULD NOT LET IT GO!!#they rag on me about it all the time like “rori you were gonna light our camper on fire!!”#and I have to be like “NO I PUT IT IN THE SINK”#but yeah saying oh here's my lesbian who likes fire sounds stupid and annoying but that's. that's a genuine trait of mine #anyway also as for the oc creation taking 5 hours. I will say I was doing this on discord call with several people #and only ONE of them was actually helping me in character creation. so the conversation kept getting sidetracked by everyone #we debated on if a hotdog was a sandwich at some point (it is)#ask #gloomybirdie #hi gloomy!

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zisgarbage · 2 years

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AOS cadet-era Kirk and Bones just, naturally close. It causes elders to see them as brothers and peers to raise their eyebrows and fall into hushed whispers when the two are in a room together. They lean into each other as if they’ll die if they’re not constantly making physical contact, they refer to the other with nicknames “corn-fed idiot” “grumpy doctor” “bones” “Jim-boy” and they’re SO domestic that it makes one dizzy this is right I’m actually JJ Abrams and I was too much of a coward to give the people Starfleet Academy McKirk