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julianitos · 2 months ago
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El video que hice aquí te va hacer ✊💦. The video I made here will make you explode.
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xanderxyz-blog · 6 months ago
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#gaybulge #gayfeet
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zeigarnik2 · 2 years ago
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PORCODIO
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tipsfistingtricks · 1 year ago
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bitwunk · 7 months ago
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I would love to have a friend to jerk me off everyday💦💦
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xanderxyz-blog · 5 months ago
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Relaxing
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houseswife · 1 year ago
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if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”
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softeneddancer · 10 days ago
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For just $5 come have fun with me 😛 🥜
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holdmymetaphor · 5 months ago
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*if house and wilson were getting married*
house would be like: pick the first dance song
wilson: no music is really important too you and ive had 3 weddings u pick
house: no u need to pick bc i want you to have an opinion that isnt your partners
wilson: ... fine
*wedding day*
*leave a tender moment alone starts to play*
wilson: ... i didnt pick this
house: heheh
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redz0nez9 · 7 months ago
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Nick Sturniolo pt 20. The first four pics are making me go INSANE. GUYS ARE SO LUCKY THEY GET THIS HUNK OF MAN MEAT.
ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!
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maxdibert · 1 month ago
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Hey so maybe stop bashing on a fandom thats just trying to have fun wasn't it like Taylor Swift or idk another white woman who said "never hate on someone's idol it might be the only reason they're alive" and yes we recognize how the fandom is flawed but jesus christ chill dude
So you acknowledge that the fandom has its issues, but you don’t care at all and just keep pinkwashing bullying and classism? So it’s all fine as long as you perpetuate the classic stereotypes that equate evil with ugliness and poverty, twisting the canon narrative to fit your ideal of beauty privilege, conveniently rainbow-tinted so the stench of victim-blaming and body-shaming isn’t as obvious? But it’s suddenly wrong when someone calls you out on it?
I don’t have an issue with people liking the Marauders or the Death Eaters. Honestly, that’s great—everyone’s entitled to their preferences. My problem is that out of all the incredibly problematic characters in this fandom, you only exclude, vilify, and paint one of them as irredeemable: Severus Snape. Which, surprise (spoiler: it’s no coincidence), happens to be the only one in this lineup of super queer, super POC, super body-diverse OCs who is canonically working-class and desperately poor. He canonically doesn’t fit the stereotypes of the ideal masculine figure, which is exactly why the boys who do perform that toxic and aggressive masculinity bully him. He canonically falls outside beauty standards, so he’s mocked for it. He canonically isn’t the perfect British white boy, and he’s ridiculed for that too. Funny how you paint the epitome of white, economic, and cishet privilege as unique and different, but the one character in that generation who is the closest thing to queer-coded ends up being the homophobe? Or the misogynist? Or the sexual predator? When he’s canonically the only character from that generation who has actually suffered what we would now define as sexual assault?
Look, I’d have no issue with your fandom if you didn’t constantly engage in this bashing that reeks of classism and body-shaming. Oh, and let’s not forget the internalized misogyny—it’s glaringly obvious, by the way. But since you insist on making jokes and ignoring how problematic it is to portray the only socially marginalized character in that entire group as the worst villain, maybe it’s time to tell you straight up that you’re either a bunch of kids who have never opened a book about gender, politics, and social inequalities in your lives, or you’re just as much fans of bullies and the elite as J.K. Rowling herself. And if you don’t like hearing that, maybe do a little self-reflection. Because your double standards, cynicism, and hypocrisy are not only nauseating but downright embarrassing.
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levismoker · 1 month ago
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I need a sub to blow my dick 🤤💦while I relax and chain on my bed🚬
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theafterglow83 · 5 months ago
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So I was watching a short video clip of Karlie Kloss and Josh Kushner leaving a restaurant in Miami on July 28th.
I don’t claim to be a body language expert but I am a people watcher. The entire chain of events seems pretty off at least by my standards.
As they leave the restaurant Karlie hurries to keep up with him and is caught reaching out for his arm. Did he forget he was with her???
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When she catches his arm from behind he just continues at his fast pace not slowing down to walk WITH her ( as a “normal” couple would / should do) The lack of intimacy is screaming at this scene. No smiles, no closeness, no connection, no conversation just numbing emptiness.
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As he reaches the car he drops her hand and walks around to the drivers side not even making any gestures to her or even bothering to look her way.
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Karlie then opens the passenger side of the car for herself. The energy she gives off is of someone who is alone and is used to being alone. She had no expectations for him to open her car door or display any form of intimacy.
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Karlie then gets in the car and that’s the end of the clip. But the taste it left still lingers.
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Like I said I’m not a body language expert but I’ve people watched all my life.
This was a pathetic display of what a real and or happy relationship should not look like.
No communication, no eye contact, no closeness, no happiness, no shared bond, no protective gestures Or curiosity from her “man” and their energy feels separate as opposed to how a united married couple’s should feel. You would never know they just shared a dinner together. They probably spent the entire dinner on their respective phones.
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One can only hope . Free Karlie Kloss. It’s time to go
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Please share any thoughts if you have them but like WTF?
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superiorfeet · 15 days ago
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Being a dominant princess is fun 😁
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edd1ot · 4 days ago
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hey did you know that if you buy me this game or send me the money, ill send you these two videos, im cumming on the second one ;)
https://www.paypal.me/ElliotNarf
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romance-incubomp3 · 4 months ago
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every rock concert is about gay sex and if it’s not about gay sex then it’s about the absence of gay sex <3
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