#gay jerk

[julianitos]

El video que hice aquí te va hacer ✊💦. The video I made here will make you explode.

[xanderxyz-blog]

#gaybulge #gayfeet

[zeigarnik2]

PORCODIO

[tipsfistingtricks]

[bitwunk]

I would love to have a friend to jerk me off everyday💦💦

[softeneddancer]

For just $5 come have fun with me 😛 🥜

[xanderxyz-blog]

Relaxing

[houseswife]

if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”

[d469son-nakedboizoutdoors2]

[holdmymetaphor]

*if house and wilson were getting married*

house would be like: pick the first dance song

wilson: no music is really important too you and ive had 3 weddings u pick

house: no u need to pick bc i want you to have an opinion that isnt your partners

wilson: ... fine

*wedding day*

*leave a tender moment alone starts to play*

wilson: ... i didnt pick this

house: heheh

[apnourry]

why yes I did get pulled over for expired registration😍

[tinfoil-jones]

weird question, but how many divorces has jerk ford caused? i was just thinking about how he pulled the "i fucked your dad" on card on gideon—this cretin invades my every thought and i just have to ask this before i go to sleep

AND SORRY IF I ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS im just a very curious guy (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Stan: Stanford?

Jerk Ford: Yes?

Stan: Did you read the newspaper this morning?

Jerk Ford: No.

Stan: Well, the front page article was really interesting, because Priscilla Northwest just announced that she's divorcing Preston Northwest.

Jerk Ford: I didn't think after all of these years, you'd be so interested in 'celebrity drama', Stanley.

Stan: ...What did you do?

Jerk Ford: Why do you think I did anything? Frankly, I am insulted.

Stan: Uh huh, so you're telling me that you had nothing to do with the mob of lesbians who showed up at her front door?

Jerk Ford: Yes.

Stan: And Priscilla is lying when she says she didn't put up the Woman looking for Woman craigslist ad with the pinpoint location of Northwest Manor?

Jerk Ford: Well, you know how rich people are, not fond of when their scandals come to light.

Stan: And you really didn't care a few days ago when Preston told Dipper that no one in higher society would ever want to rub elbows with 'his kind'?

Jerk Ford: I don't see why I would.

[maxdibert]

The post: You can’t say Lily Evans was a feminist because a person with feminist awareness wouldn’t marry a privileged cishet man who abused his power by being a bully right in front of her.

The Snaters: LILY WAS FREE TO CHOOSE JAMES, DID YOU EXPECT HER TO CHOOSE SNAPE?

Me: At what point did I say she had to choose someone? At what point did I say I ship her with Snape? At what point does questioning a character’s political mindset turn into reducing her to an object of desire between two men?

Of course Lily was free to marry whoever she wanted; I have no problem with that. My issue is with people trying to portray her as some kind of feminist icon of the 70s when there is nothing in the canon to suggest that, and when that theory is contradicted by her life choices. A feminist woman from the 70s wouldn’t marry the class’s rich bully, wouldn’t end up with a hyper-toxic white guy who spent his time abusing classmates, wouldn’t end up with a spoiled and obnoxious brat who publicly stripped a working-class classmate against his will. And this has nothing to do with whether Lily should have ended up with someone else. Lily should end up with whoever she wants—no one is debating that. What’s being debated is the attempt to portray her as a feminist icon when she simply wasn’t.

Lily was a white girl from the 70s who was completely alienated from the patriarchal structures of her time, only cared about social issues that directly affected her, and chose a traditional life that was entirely in line with the patriarchal expectations for women of her era. She was not a revolutionary, she was not a feminist—she was a teenage mother who married her high school boyfriend, who happened to be a rich jerk. And saying that does not imply in any way that she should have chosen another man. The fact that Snaters are so obsessed with this just proves that all their so-called progressive rhetoric online is pure performance, because anyone with even a minimal understanding of the subject would never assume that criticizing a female character’s political stance means she has to pick one man over another.

Honestly, what a drag. But what’s even more exhausting is how all these people attack not only by twisting your words and making completely irrelevant statements but also by trying to argue their points with nothing but fan theories and assumptions based on their own biases or whatever fandom content they consume as if it were gospel. And the moment you counter them with canon-based arguments, suddenly, they decide the conversation is over and that they’re going to "leave it at that." Because, of course, the moment canon gets thrown in their faces, it turns out they have no ground to stand on, and their arguments are invalid because they’re built on nothing but the pillars of their imagination—so they have to retreat to avoid embarrassing themselves further.

I’ve said it over and over: I don’t care if people come to throw hate my way, and I don’t care if people come to debate. But if they do, at least have the guts and the dignity not to run away with their tails between their legs when I completely dismantle their cheap hate-filled discourse—because, honestly, it’s as embarrassing as it is disappointing.

[redz0nez9]

Nick Sturniolo pt 20. The first four pics are making me go INSANE. GUYS ARE SO LUCKY THEY GET THIS HUNK OF MAN MEAT.

ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!