#gay griffindors

[emmersonisdesperate]

Fuck gryffindors!

*A pissed Evan storming into the common room*

Pandora: Never seen you look this upset, what happened?

Evan: This same guy keeps borrowing the books I need for my project and he's a Gryffindor! Since when do Gryffindors read? honestly fuck them!

Dorcas, who fucks a blonde Gryffindor after quidditch matches to "relieve stress" (they're figuring it out):

Regulus, who's been dating the head boy Gryffindor secretly for months now and fucks rather frequently:

Barty, who gets high with and fucks on the daily with regulus's very Gryffindor brother: cheers.

*Pandora assessing all their reactions*: ...I sense a disturbance

*Evan not noticing because he was too busy thinking of getting his books and Definitely Not about the scarred blonde Gryffindor boy that took said books"

[d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r]

Okay, but like;

Sirius: *running through the common room in a panic* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Remus: *Angrily walking, 7 seconds behind him, in a steady stride* CHEATER.

James: *on the couch, le gasp*

Regulus: *beside James, leaning towards him and whispering* he watched ahead on a muggle show

James: *whispering* ohhhhhhh

Regulus: *leaning in closer, still whispering, flatly but menacing* if you ever do that, I will kill you.

James: 😃 understood.

[mo0ns-and-stars]

"Look Moony it's you!"

"Your an ideot Sirius Black."

"But it is!

whenever I miss you I look out

the window and there you are beautiful as

ever."

"I love you Pads."

"I love you more Moons."

[gothic-lottie]

Since I haven't advertised it in a while, I thought I should mention that I have an etsy shop for my chainmail stuff. I'm currently too disabled to get a real job so this is kinda all I have going.

I'm also open to custom commissions but those would have to be worked out through direct messages and depending on the size of the project, could cost a bit more. I do custom colors on my default designs for no extra charge though!

Some examples of customized versions that wouldn't cost extra:

(the circlets in pink/purple bicolor and rainbow are customs I made for fun and haven't sold so if you want those, I still have them already made!)

I can also try to make any pride flag within the limitations of the colors I have but if there's a specific one you want, I'd be happy to try and source rings in more colors if necessary but can't make any guarantees outside my usual colors.

[remoonyyy]

What if when Sirius and Remus are on the Hogwarts Express they look at each other in the window reflections without the other knowing ?

[ieonkennedyswife]

𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 - 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

*Draco sat alone in the garden, thinking to himself as He laid against a tree. He had harry on his mind, how could he be so.. annoying? but so.. so hot.. When suddenly, a voice pops up from behind him.* 

“Draco? What are you doing here?” 

*It was harry? Draco’s eyes widened as a tint of pink covered his face, he quickly stood up, gathering his things as he struggled to look harry in the eye.* 

“Nothing. I was just leaving.” *Draco huffed, looking at harry as harry suddenly pulls him closer, caressing his cheek with his thumb.*

“Draco, you’re so cute when your flustered.”

*He grinned, before kissing draco. Draco gasped, although going with the kiss later.*

Harry pulled away, a grin slowly forming onto his face as he looked into his eyes. On the other hand, Draco was a flustered mess, he had never been kissed by a man before, yet it felt so good...

What was this? Was he gay? No way. He would never. He had always been taught that men should love women, and women should love men. This was different, a man loving a man? A man... kissing a man? And it... feeling so good.

Draco looked at the ground, although Harry's dominant hand grabbed ahold of his chin, slowly pulling it up to face him. Harry grinned, looking at the tree then back at Draco.

"Malfoy... Never thought you could be so submissive when you're flustered?|"  *Harry giggled. He tilted his head slightly, giving him a teasing-yet-seductive stare as he rolled his eyes, letting go and stepping back and he crossed his arms.*

"...Potter, sh-shut up!" *Draco stuttered, glaring at him as he blushed heavily. He couldn't help but back up a little, some sort of gay panic overcoming him as he fiddled with his hands. His cloak uniform shuttered around in the wind, his hair turning to a mess along with his attitude.*

"Meet me at my dorm tonight. Okay?" *Harry shrugged, before walking off into the school thing idk what its called*

*It  was around 7 at night, Draco almost didn't go to his dorm.. but something inside told him too. Was it his heart? Or was it the sexual tension from earlier that day that he so desperately wanted to experience again. He didn't know, he just wanted to be loved, and to be loved, he needed Harry.. He needed that man that just yesterday he hated deeply. But why? He doesn't know. Maybe one day, sooner or later, he would find out.*

*He sighed, clutching his hands as they balled into fists. He slowly walked up to Harry's dorm, in which he found the number to it from Hermoine. Draco slowly raised his hand to the door, making 3 slow knocks.*

*Knock.... Knock.... door open:3*

*Harry wiped his eyes slowly, staring at Draco. He smirked, pulling Draco into his dorm by the waist. Draco's eyes widened, his cheeks flushing a dark red as his ears burned with a lighter tone of pink.*

"Potter', what are you doing?!" 

*Harry huffed, staring into his eyes as he pulled him close, running his hands through Draco's hair as he glanced over at the floor, then back up at him as it was practically pitch black out, the only source of light to illuminate the room was a small bedside lamp.*

"Taking you to bed." *He stared at him seductively, before pulling him to bed and holding him close. Draco's eyes widened, letting out a little scream as he pulled him in. He had never experienced someone this in love before, this... gay.* 

"Relax Malfoy, I just wanna hold you close, for tonight, just tonight, just like... this." *He said, nuzzling his face into his shoulder as he closed his eyes slowly. On the other hand, Draco couldn't sleep, he wondered how long this night would take, and if this panic would reside... And he would finally fall asleep.*

 I woke up, a grasp held around my waist. The sun shining it's way through the window of my dorm, my hand going limp against the bed side. It wasn't only till I was lucid that I realized I was being held. It was confusing at first, my eyes widened slightly, till I turned my head. It was.. Draco, what was he doing? I hadn't remembered much from the night before, to me, it was all a blur. I sighed, raising a hand. I tilted my head, my hand moving to graze his hair. It was beautiful, the golden pierce that shined his good looks. I admired him, and in that time, all my hatred faded away like we've always been like this. Though he was a mess, I didn't mind. After all, he looked better like this rather than in that green uniform of his. I chuckled, though sooner or later he woke up too. 

With a slight groan, his eyes opened slightly. I moved my hand back quickly, my face flushing with my eyes rather wide. I sat up, glancing back at him. I scratched the back of my neck, watching him wake up with a soft expression. I knew how he perceived me, and how I perceived him. We loved eachother, or atleast thats what I thought. Perhaps it was too early to confirm love? It wasn't hate, no. He wouldn't of looked at  me that way, that evening. That wasn't hate in his eyes, more or less, adoration. 

Eventually, he woke up, though he didn't seem rather pleased. Back to his old self, I assume. He looked at me, looked at me like I was crazy. He flung himself out of my bed, daring to even look at me. I stood up, walking over to him as my hand instinctly clutched his shoulder harshly. That same shoulder, being the one I nuzzled my face in last night.

"Draco-"

I muttered, my voice soft due to having just woken up. He pushed my hand aggressively, as I just froze, watching him walk away towards the front door. I tried to speak, but my mouth failed me like hell. At that time, I wanted to plead for his forgiveness, for his love, but I knew he wouldn't hear me. Thinking of our previous meetings, he never heard me. He knew what he wanted, but not what I wanted. Was I just his gay awakening? Just a getaway car? I couldn't let him do this to me, not like this. I wouldn't let this happen, he's mine, no matter what he tries to say, do, or think. Draco turned around, looking at me with a gaze that spoke of pure hatred, like a devil's glare. 

 *"Forget it, Potter."*

 He said, before making his exit. 

 I didn't reply, as mentioned, I couldn't. My hand just moved to my mouth, as a singular tear fell from my eye.

[im-really-annoying]

You guys know what time it isssss!!!! Fanfic rec of the dayyyyy!!!!!

Today's fic recommendation is "survival is a talent" by ShanaStoryteller

"In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

Their best isn't perfect.

~

“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”"

This fic is another drarry fic, it's a soulmate au but started in their 2nd year of Hogwarts and progresses though the years, building their relationship! This one is not yet completed, but it ls so good and lots of fun to read!!

[daakureisaiko]

[varatelo-vizentin]

Griff🧣🗡️

[crispysheepofman]

Sirius: on the count of three everyone say who your gay awakening was

Sirius: 1, 2, 3

Sirius, james, peter: Remus

Remus reading in the corner: ....

[winterrnighttsposts]

Slytherin Skittles

[bennyfrmthelgomovi]

The marauders + marlily and regulus' friends (just lovers group) in the library, sitting quietly:

No one: Barty: i've had enough of this. i want some drama Barty: in your personal, biased opinion, who is the hottest person here Barty: i think its evan Lily: objection. mary is superior James: objection objection. Regulus is prettier. So pretty *gazes at regulus dreamily* Peter: objection objection objection. I am beautiful, so much more than all of you wankers- Dorcas: objection objection objection objection. marlene is the most beautiful, all of you don't compar- Sirius: wrong. you're all wrong. Remus has been so many people gay awakenings. He’s just BETTER. Pandora: can't argue with that Everyone else: *agreeing* Remus, amused and flattered: i guess i am the Casanova of hogwarts.

[shamelessmaraudersgirl]

I think Sirius would just ask random questions at the most random times

they are lounging at the Griffindor common room and Sirius suddenly asks:

"Who invented gay sex?"

[fourthemarauders]

A couple of marauders era pride headcanons: (gonna post on my ig a better,funnier version so you should follow)

The gay/pan/bi awakening of (almost) every male in this particular era was either remus lupin, Frank Longbottom, or both.

In this order, these are my favourite trans hc's

#1 dorcas meadowes is a trans girlie once and for all.

#2 regulus black being trans is not a headcanon anymore. Its reality.

#3 once me and my friend (my wife) had a discussion about trans mary, and I'm kinda loving it. It would explain why there are only 4 boys in griffindor in their year. I think that mary came to Hogwarts still identifying as a male, and at the start of the second year, she came out, so they transported her to the female dorm.

Idk (&idc) if it's anyone's favourite, but I think Peter is a demi romantic+ demi sexual and he is attracted to girls only.

Sirius black is the most gender fluid person on earth. idk what is going through some of ya'lls minds (probably common sense, I usually don't have one). Okay? He is actually extremely non binary androgynous male sluty pup and I'm happy that he's having fun.

If we're taking a stroll through the animals Isle, let's talk about the handsomest of them all - Mr remus lupin. THE MAN IS BISEXUAL. and he's a playeahhhhh. I'm not sexualizing him. I'm just talking reality. He is a traumatised little sluty cassanova that does not believe in relationships since everybody left him (Orphanage-his-father-killed-himself-his mother-hates-him-headcanon) and he dates (wink wink) everything he can at the same time. I'm not saying he's a sex addict but he is.

Regulus and James - yes. Regulus and barty- no ew, it's like sleeping with your brother. Regulus and remus- remus was Regulus's first. This was not weird it's like when best friends are kissing in order to be better at making out.

Marlene - very much a lesbian, very much does not have a crush on Mary. She is her sister. Literally. Mary's parents adopted Marlene after she was kicked out for being a lesbian witch.

Lily-mary-pandora love triangle. I love it. I don't know enough about it. Tell me more.

Last but not least- barty and even. Even is in love with barty. Barty is playing with him. Same ol' story.

That's it for today.

P.s.the lesbians testing on remus and realising man are not their thing is obvious.

[remoonyyy]

"You're a Marauder fan you must have some stuff"

*Snif* this is all I got :

[themarvelmarauder]

James' pov:

What is wrong with him? It was just another party at griffindor tower. They have been having at least one every week at this point. There was nothing different about this party, yet to James something felt terribly wrong. Regulus Black was all cuddled up with Mary McDonald. Was there anything wrong with this to anyone else. No. But did it feel wrong to James. Yes. He had no idea why, it wasn't like he was jealous or anything. Here he was sitting with his beautiful girlfriend, Lily Evans, the girl he has been inlove with since forever, and he was jealous of Sirius' younger brother? He was still very confused on what he was jealous of, he only saw Mary as a friend, Yet whenever Regulus ducked his head to whisper in her ear, he felt his blood boil. What the fuck was wrong with him?

Lily's pov:

What is wrong with her? Mary, her Mary, has been cuddling up with fucking Regulus Black. Out of all people, she picked Regulus Black. Don't get her wrong, she has nothing wrong with Regulus, he is actually an alright person, very smart, somewhat funny, in his own way, but at the moment Lily hates him. She has no idea why, she should be happy that Mary has found someone decent, unlike her past boyfriends, but she didn't even tell her that she was dating someone, let alone Regulus. She should stop being angry and start focusing on having a good time with her boyfriend, but her gaze keeps shifting towards the couple laughing on the opposite couch. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Mary and Regulus pov:

Regulus' eyes shifted over to the "perfect couple" on the opposite couch, and couldn't help but laugh.

"What?" asked the girl laying against him.

He ducked his face down next to her ear, "Mr and Mrs Potter have been glaring at us it seems"

Mary's eyes sparkled with happiness before glancing over at them. The glaring couple tried to straightened up after being caught, both giving Mary a small wave.

"Do you think they've noticed that we are not a couple and that they actually want to be with us?" Mary asked Regulus.

"Oh Merlin no, they're too oblivious for that. But we can still have some fun with them because of it," he replied.

"Hmm, are you suggesting that your gay ass should kiss my gay self?" She smirked.

"It will be funny to see their reactions, even if I don't want to kiss you," he grinned back.

Still smirking, Mary pulled on his neck, bringing his lips to hers. In the background they heard a glass breaking. Looking up they see Lily with a broken glass in her hand, and James with a very red face.

"I hated every second of that kiss, but it was very worth it" Regulus laughed.

"Oh yes it was" Mary said, giggling along with her friend.