#gay criminal minds

[artcake]

they're at Pride and JJ had a few too many rainbow colored cocktails

@blackbird-brewster surprise! 💜

[razberrypuck]

no bc ford and bill's falling out is so silly to me because its like. ford's obsession with bill was the closest to "religious" that he's ever tread, and that kind of betrayal was earth shattering and hurt ford in a way he had NEVER been hurt before, causing him to completely mentally and emotionally unravel. meanwhile bill is like "can we talk 🥺" as if he hasn't been using ford for years, and when it became clear ford hated his ass bill got so drunk he forgot his mom was dead. what an INSANE dynamic to establish 8 years after the show ended.

[lenakluthor]

"What's one thing this job has given you?"

[elssbethtascioni]

Emily Prentiss + smoking

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

MORGAN: Do you really have to make being a lesbian your whole personality?

EMILY:

EMILY: Yes.

[pinkponyglitter]

somebody said to reverse it and i couldn’t stop myself…

[a-timely-problem]

overheard at the BAU

Henry: ...Are you my mom's girlfriend?"

Emily: "What?"

Henry: "Are you?"

Emily: "...your parents are still married"

Henry: "...do my parents know that???"

[scarlettjemily]

season 2 Emily is sooo daddy

as soon as she touches that belt buckle i get strap flashbacks omg

[unsuub]

STOP NO WAIT

BECAUSE THE PARALLEL IS EATING ME ALIVE

EMILY TELLING JJ SHE KEPT BAUgate FROM HER NOT BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HANDLE IT BUT BECAUSE SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

GOING BACK IN TIME WHEN EMILY AND REID WERE HELD HOSTAGE AND EMILY WAS GETTING BEAT UP AND SHE TOLD THE TEAM THAT SHE COULD HANDLE IT

THE WAY EMILY KEEPS PUTTING HERSELF AS A SHIELD TO BE THE ONE TO HANDLE EVERYTHING BY HERSELF HAS TO BE LIKE THE WORST CASE OF MARTYR COMPLEX EVER

[artcake]

Surprise! It's a selfie

[jane-not-rizzoli]

Gay people don’t say I love you they say “this…this job takes a lot, but you know what it gives? It gives me you.”

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

I think someone forgot to tell Paget they scrapped the idea of Prentiss being a lesbian, because this is the gayest picture I’ve ever seen

[frankiebirds]

every day i think about elle and morgan going on vacation together and at least morgan wanting reid to come with. what were their intentions. were they bisexual in nature. also im also almost certain that this is the first time morgan calls reid "pretty boy" and it's while he's inviting him on vacation with him. it's 2005/2006 you cannot be this bisexual at your government job.

bonus:

yeah i think elle also wanted him to join them.

[flaminghotjareau]

lgbt people witnessing straight people’s business

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

A compilation of Emily Prentiss being too gay to sit properly:

[chervbs]

emily prentiss who’s gone over 30 years of her life believing she was a straight woman. she’s had boyfriends and lovers and hookups that all satisfied her sex drive for this long, why would she ever think to feel any different?

emily prentiss who meets you on your first day as a profiler and can’t seem to figure out why your beauty stops her in her tracks. all women are beautiful and she can acknowledge when someone is. Right?

emily prentiss who can’t help but follow you with her eyes anytime you’re in her near vicinity. she catches herself admiring the shape of your body, the curve of your hips, the outline of the lace your bra is made out of showing through the fabric of your shirts. she mentally curses penelope the day she very considerately lets you know it’s visible.

emily prentiss feels lightheaded every time you walk by her and your perfume wafts through her nostrils. The scent subtle but so undeniably you that it’s almost intoxicating to inhale. she asks you what it is later and buys a bottle, using it sparingly when she doesn’t see you for a few days.

emily prentiss who asks jj what it feels like to fall in love, only to be described in detail everything she’s felt in the months since you joined the bau.

emily prentiss who’s self aware enough to realize that maybe she likes women. or maybe she just likes you. either way it sends her into an existential crisis to have a part of her identity revealed to her so late in her life.

emily prentiss who’s, at first, harmless crush evolves into pining for any kind of attention from you. she can feel her pale cheeks grow hot whenever you compliment her, or hug her, or hold her hand, or lean your head on her shoulder.

emily prentiss who needs to pull her head out of her ass and realize that you’ve loved her since the moment you locked eyes. but it’s kind of fun seeing the most headstrong woman you know melt like putty in your hands. if she doesn’t make a move soon, you might have to take matters into your own hands.