#gastronomicon

[doctorslippery]

And as these places close up and disappear, we are poorer for it. I wish I would've got the menu board from Burger Box for the back wall of my kitchen. Would've made great kitschy design. I miss their burgers and their fried burrito with chili and cheese. Heartburn galore. But damned good stuff.

[doctorslippery]

You should always bake dinner rolls.

...and bring me some.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[monstersdownthepath]

Saint Caligine's concept began from the kernel of "what if hot sauce cult," and expanded into "y'know, there's no velstrac devoted to chemical damage and poison, is there?"

So I went into the former but kept the latter in to add some levity to the concept. His primary servants would be a unique breed of velstrac who focus on chemical alterations to their body, who gleefully expose themselves and others to acidic fumes, burning chemicals, and poisons of every sort.

Caligine and this lesser breed do not have immunity to poison, this is important to note, because if they had immunity they couldn't enjoy the effects! And the Saint's mixtures bypass immunity anyway. Rather, they lessen the damage they take from poison, and regenerate from ability score damage at an accelerated pace (vastly accelerated in the Saint's case, recovering 1d4 each round).

Side note: The Saint's personal cookbook is an Artifact-level item called the Gastronomicon Obscura. I'm taking naming suggestions for what to call his palace, his velstrac servants, and his 'holy' book.

[mysticmarinade]

Introducing: The Gastronomicon

Do you have prophecy insurance?

[aigeneratedportraitofdoriangray]

i went through a "kitchen witch" phase and named my grimoire my "gastronomicon" a portmanteau of the Larousse Gastronomique and Necromnomicon

[doctorslippery]

Pienomicon.

[uglythug22]

spitting bars from the #gastronomicon casting #doodoo spells

[leomeyja]

Cookbook called the Gastronomicon

[bizarrobrain]

"Pax Aranea" by Slugdge - From "Gastronomicon" (2014)

[doctorslippery]

I gotta do this.

Poorman’s 🍦Ice Cream🍦from 1949

[formulas-fatal-to-your-mom]

[doctorslippery]

[doctorslippery]

Place down the road used to do Jalapeno Beef Chow Mein and Jalapeno Chicken Chow Mein. It was incredible. 😒😒😒 They went out of business a few years ago. I still long for that particular flavor.

(source)

[onlyhurtforaminute]

SLUGDGE-LETTUCE PRETY

[mysticmarinade]

This week I have been working on The Gastronomicon cookbook functionality, this is where you'll edit the menus for your restaurants, and learn new recipes.

On a side note, the fire crackling sound has literally put me to sleep twice during the development process, so I can confirm the soundscaping is showing signs of working as intended

[threedaysofdarkness]

@sunp0isoned tagged me to post 4 songs i’ve been listening to a lot recently First of all, am sorry lass for taking too long, life has been a bit hectic lately and not easy to manage. and lastly when I was tagged for this I didn’t have spotify.... but now I do muhahahahah 😈😈😈😈 Witness me!!!! :v

also, anyone that wants to add me on spotify here’s me https://open.spotify.com/user/31nezmraksoy5mpk3pzcitqyfa5q?si=361febb0a7cf47a5

I’ll tag @fvcknh3ll-0, @the-raven-that-refused-to-sing, @spacecadetwench @blackmetalcarachangren, @tangled-grace, @jessvz and @schwarz-kirsche to do the same, cheers!!! 🌋🌋🌋🖤🖤🖤