#garlic bread?

[nothanksjohnny]

The only way I take care of myself is imaging how nice it would feel to cut off any of my comfort characters. Telling ratchet to get rest and right before he can snap about how I should do the same i get to say I slept a full eight hours(help me I haven't slept since sunday) and I get to look smug as he huffs and scoffs his way back to his room. Like the fly in your room at 3 AM I just appear behind Optimus and tell him to get his aft to bed before I start editing Wikipedias. I like to think he takes them very personally and when he has free time (rare) he spends them correcting them. Chucking a "How to seek help" at Megatron and just smile. I'd buy those color board from elementary ( the one were you can moved up to green or down for red. ) for the whole deception ship. They'd turn it into a competition and I'd gladly watch it burn. Just spawning on Heatwaves shoulder " your emotionally constipated aren't you heatwave" in a SpongeBob manner. Remember kids if you can't find the will to help yourself just imagine your doing it inspite of someone.

[amorelestrange]

What's with garlic bread?

hey, I love them (like alot) but ever since i accepted that I was Asexual and have been getting Ace posts on my feed there's this thing about garlic bread??? what's the bit??

[asexualcloud]

i want your best prospero ships. im talking prospero x garlic bread (which isnt french food. idk why ppl think garlic bread is french food), prospero x those really old clorox wipes in my moms kitchen, prospero x a little mini sewing machine to make shit for his rats. prospero x the aromantic flag. give me your BEST ships

[saytrrose]

Merry April 28th Christmas!

Idk what that is in that picture that you sent me but I need it in my mouth right now

[humanhalfofachilleus]

my entire explore page is just garlic bread. is that normal?

[banhamm3r-r3al]

huh how did i reach 6 followers

you know what heres some more garlic bread, enjoy

[radios-universe]

wait so…. is the stereotype that aro/ace spec people love garlic bread because of garlic breath??

hear me out.

because garlic breath is not nice for other people in close range and to many (many being only a-specs whom of which are repulsed by it) think kissing is yucky and… and garlic breath would stop people from kissing you

guys hold on now hold on i think i have something brewing

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[empress-of-dark2005]

[lustingfood]

Braided Garlic Parmesan Bread (x)

[omgitssvpernxva]

meme number 7

[formertokenstraight]

Ok funny character concept: an aroace vampire. He wants to eat the garlic bread, but he can’t. He is conventionally attractive, and people find him hot, but he just wants to be left alone. He thinks dragons are cool, but all of them see him as a rival due to them both having treasure hoards.

[cutebroccoli]

Dear bot hunters,

have a little break from hunting and enjoy this cake I made a while ago. I don't have a pic of the last garlic bread I made, so cake it is 🖤🩶🤍💜

Good luck and stay safe 💚

[circuscountdowns]

garlic bread………

[i-like-swiss-cheese]

OK GUYS

SO

THE ASEXUALS HAVE GARLIC BREAD

BUT WHAT DO WE AROMANTICS HAVE?

I SAY THAT WE MAKE THE ARO FOOD BE SWISS CHEESE

DONT LOOK AT MY BLOG TITLE I AM TOTALLY NOT BIASED WHATSOEVER

TRUST

[toastbutteregg]