#garbage commentary

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

ive finally cracked and started writing fanfiction but im not telling you what it is about or if im posting it- you have to guess

[pandemic-info]

A word on "salts the vibes"

This is the first I'd heard of it, via a comment in a locked reddit thread:

You might consider that the media is deliberately avoiding showing people in masks -- the comment that I saw on twitter from some unearthed publicist email was instructions to not include photos of masked people, because it would "salt the vibes". It resulted in the hashtag "saltingTheVibes" on twitter, where masked people posted selfies with that hashtag.

I was curious about the source.

Couldn't find anything about an email; the actual source seems to be this tweet by Tim Miler – @ Timodc

Only bland, unseasoned vibes for Tim et. al. How sad :(

Pass the salt.

[evevoli]

girl if i click on one more long video essay about a show/movie i like and it turns out to be a plot summary i'm gonna end up on the news

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

I actually have a very intense way of organizing my books. First I separate them by genre (romance and fantasy), then I put all the series together, then I order them by author's last name, and lastly, books and series written by the same author are organized by book/series name.

I have a question

[jesncin]

How long do you think Livewire would go on with the Super-Cult bullshit? I feel like she would insist on it with heroes in and out of the superfam, like Kong Kenan, Billy, Claire Clover, Apollo, the Steels, Mr. Majestic…

As long as targeting marginalized people continues to rake in money and clout for online grifters, I have bad news for how long Livewire would keep up her Kryptonian hate campaign! She'd have to adjust her narrative with other types of Supers. It's all an extension of the grift.

[saltyfilmmajor]

quit telling everyone i'm dead

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

my finance teacher literally said that five people sharing a small apartment is good cuz they're getting (just what they need) and that was when I lost faith in that class...

[lets-try-some-writing]

The Grim Dark Archives: Statement #004 SITUATION UPDATE

[Statement taken from Agent Witwicky on the 23rd of September 2010 regarding the situation with [Redacted] and the Autobot presence on Earth. Secondary statement taken from [Redacted] shortly after their awakening also included.]

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For any listeners, I will say this simply. The reason for the six year gap in further statements and transcripts is because... [Redacted] was caught by the Autobots shortly after their statement on Holoforms. [Redacted] was meant to only be on a short walk around a secure area, but they deviated from the planned route we had cleared for them. We do not know what they were trying to do, but we believe that they were possibly attempting to observe the Autobots from a distance. What little camera footage we gathered from [Redacted] showed them rushing toward where the Autobots were reported to be looking for energon.

Considering how terrified they are of the Autobots, this choice made no sense to us. But whatever [Redacted] was trying to do, they seemed to be taking notes when the Autobot known as Bumblebee snuck up on them. Bumblebee made some sort of sound that our systems could not pick up, and within moment [Redacted] was surrounded by the Autobots at the dig site. There was some sort of discussion in what we assume was their native language before the one called Bulkhead proceeded to punch [Redacted] hard enough to knock them to the floor. Further footage was grainy, but when the Autobots finally left, [Redacted] was all but a crushed mess on the ground.

Our agents were deployed to collect what was left, but miraculously, [Redacted] still seemed to be alive. Whatever power source keeps Cybertronians operational was still blazing. And so while higher command was not exactly the most thrilled with the idea, [Redacted] was brought in for repairs. I wasn't there for all of it, but from what I gather, our scientists and engineers both had a field day and hated every waking moment of trying to put [Redacted] back together. Thankfully for everyone, [Redacted] seemed to be in some sort of sleep while they were being repaired. It took years to get them back into shape, and all the while we kept the Autobots occupied as best as we could. We took [Redacted]'s advice and were careful about what information we allowed the Autobots to have. They are currently under the assumption that we can destroy them with nukes. It seems to have kept them from acting out.

However they were reported constantly watching the stars and searching for things on the surface. We struggled to keep track of them, at least until two things happened.

Firstly, [Redacted] showed signs of waking up from whatever coma they were in. They started moving around and booting online around the time a new alien aircraft appeared in the skies. We couldn't trace it and there were no Autobot symbols. But the Autobots were quick to inform us that the ship belonged to the Decepticons, their mortal enemies. They seemed far too excited for their own good at the prospect of fighting these other aliens. We opted to keep our sights on the ship as much as possible while the Autobots began a frantic search. It was around this time that [Redacted] finally came online enough to speak coherently, at which point we immediately questioned them about the situation. Their response was highly concerning, just like everything else they have ever told us.

I will play a recording of their statement here.

[-Statement playback begins-

That is the Decepticon warship. Sorry, my processors are pounding like a glitch right now, but yeah, Prime wasn't lying. That's definitely Megatron's ship. Why did you think the Autobots were here in the first place? Did you think they turned up for a vacation? No, they came here because this is where the Decepticons are.

How did you not pick it up on your radar? Well the Nemesis has a cloaker. All Cybertronian ships do. You didn't notice the Autobots until they came to you right? Well think about it this way. If the Decepticons can now be picked up on your radar, it means they don't care about being seen. That in turn means that they have a purpose, a mission. They have been hanging around your planet as long if not longer than the Autobots have, likely waiting for the right moment to make their move.

I don't claim to know their plans, but now that they are up and moving, you can bet that Megatron will show up soon enough. That's when slag is going to get real. So far the Autobots have laid low and been pretty docile right? At least I assume they have since you are all still alive and your capitol isn't burning. Well unfortunately for you organics, things just went from bad to worse. Expect my kin's war to begin ravaging your world as well. Hopefully their lack of numbers will keep it somewhat contained, but honestly at this point all I can do is give you context for what is going on and hope you can use it to your benefit.

The Decepticons are likely here to retrieve something or other. There were thousands of objects deployed during the war to keep them safe. Killing the Autobots is just a bonus. As for the Autobots? I can't claim to know, but I bet they will pull the same scrap. The two factions are notorious for being competitive. Just... try to keep civilians out of the way as they try to wage their war.

We are a dying race, and this is exactly why. When one of the factions get what they want, then you can really start worrying again. For now, they will be too focused on turning each other into slag to care much about you.... or me.

-Statement playback ends-]

[Redacted] did not elaborate on what allowed them to survive very nearly being killed. They also did not tell us WHY the Autobots tried to kill them, but we have more important things to deal with now. The Decepticons are active and we do not have nearly enough information due to [Redacted]'s extended coma. We are going to need to work quick to catch up on all we missed and get as much information as we can from our suspicious ally before they get killed for good this time.

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[Statement end.

Further statements will be added to this catalogue as soon as possible. The Autobots have been observed moving and I am sure it will not be long before we need [Redacted]'s knowledge again.

Agent Witwicky signing off.

Recording ends.]

[notafraid-ofyou]

The next bot that calls her a goblin instead of a gremlin or trash panda is getting their optics gouged out by a spork. Do not ask her how this is possible.

[manufactoredxbyxdesign]

[Imagine having to share The Fog with the worst boomers though.]

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

i was swiping thru a dating app and someone was pretending to be jojo siwa?? i liked because im genuinely curious on what she (they?) are trying to accomplish- will update if we match

[therxtking]

I honestly donn't know what would be funnier.

Gordon poofing back to normal in the arms of whoever was kind yet unfortunate enough to pick him up.

Or his mother coming for him.

[routeone]

"Unova has far more... appetizing food than the garbage plate. In terms of vegetarian stuff, though, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe some Unova-style thin crust pizza, if you're cool with cheese?"

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

hhhh omg queen goddess my beloved you look too gorgeous for this world >A<

Gyaru is like a cousin to scene and i think scene queens like me should appreciate and learn from the gals. There's so many gorgeous substyles and interesting history!!! Here's my attempt at a Gyaru inspired look <3