#📺 ; the news ( dash commentary. )

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She's sensing a disturbance in the force.

Someone is trying to take her to the dentist.

She will escape to the furthest corner of the continent.

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She's grabbing a bucket of popcorn and popping a squat in a lawn chair.

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That's so fucking cute it makes her want to throw up...

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The baby is unaware that she is either going to be sold back to the government

OR

Fed to a chaos god.

She's still all giggles and smiles.

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She's looking at the ensuing chaos with a little mixture of confusion and envy. For once, she wasn't the cause of it.

She didn't know how to feel about this...

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She’s RUNNING! Don’t mind her, she’s totally not avoiding taking a nap! Nooooooo, sir!

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Her statement still stands...

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Why does a robot from another planet need 3 dogs?

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|| Why are there so many baby’s crawling around? Someone needs to put them in a pen before they get loose…