#📺 ; the news ( dash commentary. )

[notafraid-ofyou]

Megatron, if you touch that voice box she spent years working on she will rip yours out next…

[notafraid-ofyou]

She is 1000% taking that popcorn and coming to laze on his shoulder kibble.

Don’t ask him where he got it, but Megatron is offering popcorn to Cade and Izzy.

[notafraid-ofyou]

No

[notafraid-ofyou]

The next bot that calls her a goblin instead of a gremlin or trash panda is getting their optics gouged out by a spork. Do not ask her how this is possible.

[notafraid-ofyou]

Ya’ll need Jesus

Or Primus

Or whatever deity you believe in

[notafraid-ofyou]

“I honestly don’t know what I was expecting either…”

"I don't know what you were expecting Izzy."

[notafraid-ofyou]

She’s just gonna put this here for a certain chaos god.

[notafraid-ofyou]

She was actually getting some decent sleep and is waking up to...all of this.

What the fuck did she miss!?

[notafraid-ofyou]

Is she causing problems for Cade?

Yes

Does she feel bad about it?

Absolutely not

[notafraid-ofyou]

She sees you Cade. You ain’t slick.

And yes, she’s still very pissed at you…

[notafraid-ofyou]

[notafraid-ofyou]

Forget the bleach, she’s about to go knock herself out with a wrench.

Maybe she’ll give herself a concussion and forget this night even happened.

[notafraid-ofyou]

Humming the diggy diggy hole song.

[notafraid-ofyou]

She's sensing a disturbance in the force.

Someone is trying to take her to the dentist.

She will escape to the furthest corner of the continent.

[notafraid-ofyou]

She's grabbing a bucket of popcorn and popping a squat in a lawn chair.

[notafraid-ofyou]

That's so fucking cute it makes her want to throw up...