#gan g

[stainedlilac]

Oh also yeah I'm putting together a Dale cosplay so that's a thing

[stormbreaker-290]

[hockeynoses]

a musician needing to snz during a concert or recital... they can't stop playing. there's really nothing for it. they have no choice but to spray their instrument, themselves, the air in front of them; a total mess with everyone's eyes on them

[charliework16]

this was so insane

[inkher0]

I think the funniest thing about those three Slender Sisters talking out the sides of their mouths about Meg is that, for me, the only time I've ever seen their content is when people are openly mocking them

[nei-ning]

Some simple idiotic ideas about these two, ahah! But NEVER AGAIN will I even TRY to draw Grimmjow in his panther form! Absolutely horrible experience :'D And yes, I gave Grimmjow jean shorts because I can >:D Stretching like a cat he is <3

[quillheel]

❛ you have never seen such heathens. ❜ Kohga says with a grin, referring to the Yiga. (For Ganondorf!)

"Oh, I have borne witness, both alike and distinct, to many." Ganondorf's answer comes like thunder, like fire. ━ a low rumble turned crackle turned air buzzing with too much and yet not enough all at once, an anticipation that followed him as he swept 'cross the grounds. For an individual of his size, he is almost weightless in his shifting, almost wilting to scrape high the roof of the ruins not high enough where the stones meet strands of red bristling off from his crown. Each footfall accentuated; the bleaching of stone & textile, the delicacy in which he revokes it, pulled back out of the earth as though a stain so simple to be removed. ━ how considerate it was, for Gods to fuss and worry over hospitalities.

he casts a glance to the Yigas master, eyes stunning and bright and terrible, curls of crimson mane licking up into color undefined, like blazing divinity, how inexpressible it could be, to see something of divinity wrapped in bone & skin & cloth. there is a wonder, if this is what being in the presence of Princesses or Heroes is like, the same divinity in the opposite way ━ the Hero always more human, not God, merely blessed, champion in this way ━ where Ganondorf was his own, but they were theirs. Two against one, eternal.

"None, however, as impassioned as you," he continues "I would consider it something of respect, that you could harbor such liveliness for so long."

He wonders; passingly in the low light of twilight bleeding into the hideout as it is full with noise & distraction & color and as fabric folds with his limbs as he moves to sit, content to watch the clan breathe with itself; how much the Yiga would be willing to risk in such devotion to their goal. ━ everything, until everything is too much, until the world turns on them again. ━ Again. how it has before. how it could again, forever worse to do. How Ganondorf knows something similar, burning in his blood. ( perhaps Kohga knows the feeling. )

He finds himself beginning to understand, why it is they come looking for him.

his eyes, momentary in their focus on their leader, find somewhere else to settle. ( and he finds himself wondering, just as passing to reserve it for less occupied times, just how long the Yiga will last as they are. Resourceful and fast and stubborn, but tracing edges of impermanence, the way everything does, is made to. Except him, of course. Except him. ━ he likes to think, sentiment more than hope, that their stretch of being will not be killed, so much as it does not stay the same; the definition changing. 'the Yiga' not as a weapon, not a sharpness and outracing and hidden, 'the Yiga' as a people allowed to be people, to be families, to stay. He likes to think, in the way it could be hope, that they will not be like him forever. They, to grow out of shunning. Him, to stay the same. He likes to think, in the way it is hope, that one day they will not need him. ━ a scar of history, remembered always, but only, only a scar. )

"... but are they always this rambunctious?"

[barbwalken]

POV your birthday gift was this guy kidnaping your sis and then you kill him and his last laugh will hunt for evah

[wordstothinkabout97]

Guck, du Spinner machst auf Liebe mit der Schlampe, nennst sie Schatzi

Aber jeder Penner war schon bei ihr hinten drin, Taxi

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Alpa Gun,Kool Savas,DJ Gan-G,- Taxi

[mrcompass]

Fun Facts About Kenta Yumiya

Kenta’s name has a resemblance to the word "Centaur," which is fitting as Sagittario’s avatar takes the form of a centaur.

Compared to his friends, his design is less flashy, as he wears more casual clothes. This was probably done to make him feel more relatable as we follow his growth and development throughout the series.

He appears before the main character, Gingka Hagane.

He is also the first character we see battle.

Sagittario is the first Beyblade introduced in the anime.

Ironically, Flash Sagittario, its evolution, is the last Beyblade introduced in the original trilogy.

Kenta is the first and only known character to have used a Metal Face Bolt, which was given to him by Madoka. However, he stops using it after the end of Metal Fusion.

Despite looking like a small boy, he was able to lift heavy equipment during his training to defeat Hikaru.

He is the first character to use the Flame Fusion Wheel, which is one of the most commonly used wheels in the anime and in real-life Beyblade products.

The wheel itself was designed to replicate a bow and arrow, which is fitting for Sagittario the archer.

Coincidentally, Kenta bonds with Yu Tendo, who is also a young boy using a Stamina-type Beyblade with the Flame Wheel.

Additionally, his Flash Sagittario shares similarities with Zeo’s Flame Byxis:

Both have similar motifs on their Face Bolts.

Both use the 230WD combo.

Both feature arrows in their designs.

Both were used to defeat the main mastermind of their respective seasons (Ziggurat and Pluto).

Despite seemingly being younger than Sora, Kenta became somewhat of a mentor or coach to him, just as Gingka (another Pegasus owner) helped Kenta improve—creating a virtuous cycle.

In Zero-G, a character named Takanosuke Shishiya shares similarities with Kenta:

Both used the C145S combo.

Both their Beyblades are related to archery.

Both wear yellow clothing.

Both are passionate about Beyblade.

Both followed a Blader using a left-spin dragon Beyblade (Ryuga and Sakyo, respectively).

Kenta also shares parallels with Kyoya Tategami:

Both have green hair. Both use two of the most common Fusion Wheels (Rock and Flame).

They each only have two Beys, with one being an evolution due to their Legendary Blader status.

As part of the Four Seasons Legendary Bladers, they both represent a warm season (Spring and Summer).

They are the only two in this subgroup not to use driver; instead, they both use a gimmickless Track (130 and 230) and a variation of the Defense tip (WWD and WD).

Both have an important bond with Gingka and Benkei.

Both lost in Battle Bladers against a character using Dark Power after putting on an impressive performance.

They both became stronger after meeting Gingka.

Both participated in the selection stage but didn’t end up in Team Gan Gan Galaxy.

They went their own way in Metal Fury after temporarily joining Gingka's group.

Both use Beys based on the zodiac.

Both had a significant change of clothing in Metal Fury.

Kenta is Gingka’s first new friend after he began his quest to retrieve L-Drago.

He is the first character shown to create and use fire through his Beyblade, which fits the name "Flame" in Sagittario’s Wheel. Additionally, the Sagittarius constellation represents summer, which is the hottest season.

Although Kenta correctly states that he and Ryuga met multiple times, they never actually interacted or battled before Metal Fury. This makes Kenta the only person in Gingka’s original group of friends who never battled Ryuga in Fusion or Lightning L-Drago.

Interestingly, Kenta seems happy when he sees Ryuga defeat Jack in the finals of the World Championship.

Out of all the characters, Kenta is the one who utilized customization the most:

An episode was dedicated to him and Benkei customizing their Beyblades to win a tournament.

He changed his Face Bolt to a Metal Face Bolt.

He briefly used Libra ES.

He is the second person to damage an L-Drago Beyblade (the first being Gingka, who damaged Lightning L-Drago). He is also the first to damage L-Drago Destroy, the second being Rago.

After receiving the Star Fragment, Kenta’s Bey evolved, and its C145 track became a 230 track. This could be explained by the fact that Rago broke Sagittario’s claws, making it similar to a regular 145 track.

This was only the second time Sagittario was damaged. The first was against Reiji, who also broke Kenta’s three claws. Sagittario would be damaged a third time as Flash Sagittario by Nemesis during the finale.

Kenta is the third character after Zeo and Herschel to use the 230 track.

This makes Kenta the Legendary Blader with the tallest Beyblade by far. Ironically, he is one of the smallest and youngest characters in the group.

His hair grew during his travels with Ryuga, and he also became taller and more mature.

Kenta was the only character to enter Hades Kingdom and fight Nemesis who was neither a Legendary Blader nor part of Team Gan Gan Galaxy. Of course, this changed when he received the Star Fragment.

He is the only known Legendary Blader to gain his fragment from a previous Blader rather than directly from the meteorite. This inspired the heroes to transfer their power to Gingka in order to defeat Nemesis.

He only has a brief cameo in the Zero-G anime, but in the manga, he battles Zyro while disguising himself as "Masked Blader X." This is a callback to how Ryusei Hagane disguised himself as Phoenix to test Gingka. Coincidentally, Beyblade X’s protagonist, Ekusu Kurosu, also goes by "Kamen X" meaning "Masked X."

Kenta’s Sagittario is yellow, which corresponds to the color attributed to Stamina Beyblades by Takara Tomy. Each member of the original group (Gingka, Kenta, Benkei, and Kyoya) has a Beyblade colored according to their respective types.

Kenta is the second Legendary Blader to have a yellow aura, the first being Tithi. He also had a similar aura before receiving his Star Fragment.

He briefly used a generic Beyblade called Hydra after Sagittario was damaged by Poison Serpent. Coincidentally, the Hydra is a multi-headed snake.

In the selection tournament for the Japanese team, Kenta placed sixth, which is impressive in itself. Later, he attempted to become the substitute when Tsubasa and Yu were injured, and Gingka initially accepted. However, after Wang Hu Zhong arrived, everyone was told they couldn’t take the spot.

His three friends—Osamu, Takashi, and Akira—were never seen again after Fusion, nor during the Battle Bladers arc.

The character he battled the most is Gingka Hagane.

[legendofmorons]

Modern Hyrule Au non housemates

Artemis

22

Famous singer

Has known Wars forever, childhood friends

Decked Cia :)

Is War's emergency contact

Aurora

24

Hyrule's cousin and Dawn's sister

Was in a coma from 17-22

Half fae

Currently works as a monitor for the sleep study part of the hospital, night shift

Cia

24

Currently in jail for her crimes and has her magic blocked

Time mage

Part of why Aryll dosen’t trust most people...

Dark Link

28

Really hates Time

Runs a motorcycle repair shop and tries to be evil

Has a softspot for Wild

Demon

Dawn

22

Hyrule's cousin / aurora's sister

Half fae

Almost done with school to be a teacher, wants to teach english

Works at the library

Dot

22

Four's friend

She's a jewler and works with Four sometimes

She is in school for enchantment

Dusk

24

Twilight's manager at the horse place

Dating Midna

Is slowly becoming Twi's friend

Fable

22

Legend's twin

Enchants jewelry and other small things at a local shop

In school for masters in potions

G is her shifty ex

Fierce

Literally just a God that took a look at Time and went 'yoink that's my kid now'

The only one fully aware of the blood ties and time travel

Has a fondness for Wild, Wind, and Aryll

Runs a self defense school

First

Sky's dad who has been in a magic come for.... a while

Age? Great question!

He's looking for his son, but thinks his son is a baby

Friends with Fierce

Flora

18

In school to become a history teacher

Comes from a long line of mages but dosen’t care

Best friends with Wild since elementary school

Always getting into some new rabbit hole

Ganon

Technically there's several of them, they're all related and all dark magic users. They run a dark magic shop and are good with hexes and bindings

Ganondorf - 56, saw Lulaby and Time when they were kids and had INSTANT beef :)

Gan - 26, Wars Ganon, has a weird relationship with Cia

Ganon - 38, Wild's Ganon, just really hates Flora's family

G - 21, Legend/ Hyrule's Ganon, theatrically evil

Ghirahim

22

Demon

Hylia's least favorite sword twink

Weirdly obsessed with Sky and Sun...

Works at a bar

Lana

24

Cia's twin

Oracle!

She works at a psychic shop with Midna

Lullaby

29

Time's childhood best friend

Mayor's daughter

Will forever have a fued with Ganon (all if them they KNOW what they did)

Plays flute in the orchestra

Owns and runs a book shop

Absolutely gossips with Time and Malon

Malon

28

Time's Wife

Ranch girl!

Currently handling things with her family ranch but wants to come home.

She has Epona with her

Maybe a little plant magic

Midna

23

Twilight's ex situationship/ bff (lost contact at 18)

Dating Dusk

Getting a degree for necromancy

Works at a psychic shop as a medium

Has a motorcycle

Wants to get back in contact with Twi but dosen’t know how... she just left.

Navi

Ah yes, the cause of Time's mommy issues

Ganondorf curses her to have to stay away until her son gave up on her.

She's a healer that travels everywhere

She's been treating Wild's wounds his whole life and adores her great grandson

Ravio

23

Runs a semi legal shop out of a pop up tent that's on always moving

Legend's Promblem <3

In school for art but drops out later

Shero is always nearby

Halfway lives with Legend (and the boys) and just shares his bed sometimes

Saria

Time's big sister

A fairy of course

She works at a national park and uses her ocarina to help the trees grow

Times emergency contact

Loves to show off Time's baby pictures

Sun

Sky's fiance

Daughter of the dean of the Hylian University of Prestige (HUP!)

Demigoddess (daughter of Hylia)

She's going to school out in Faron for music and healing though

Tutors harp

Works at a local Cafe as a baker

Tetra

15

Wind's best friend

Absolutely menace

Water fae

She's working to become a sailor

She has bitten people

Loves Aryll

Shadow

20

Four's shadow given hylian form (four still has a shadow but it's a WEIRD one now)

Plays bass

Works as at a game store

Plays DnD, always a Rouge does try to seduce BGE

[insaincat]

Marked for the Kill

Fandom: A Link Between Worlds (Zelda)

Pairing: Ravio/Link Hilda/Zelda

Warning: While mainly a crack, it does deal with heavy subjects. I have a little bit written, so its not finished and tbh may never be. Thats common for me tho. Feel free to use the idea. Just credit me and tag me on it so I can check it out. Also theres alot of notes before you can get to the writing.

Summery:

Ravio is sent to Hyrule in order to kill their hero of courage. He disguises himself as a traveling merchant that sells convenient magic items to the hero in order to get close. He waits for the perfect time, one where Link returns from a dungeon all beaten and bruised and unable to fight back. He may be a skilled assassin great with magic (it's just as good as poison, he finds) but he's still a coward at heart. His life and safety come first. But then he starts stalling the inevitable death of Link. Why? He's not sure. He's been raised as a ruthless killer with no emotions besides the ones he fakes and the need to preserve his own life above all else (despite how often they tried to train that out of him). So why is he hesitating??

Notes:

Ravio is Dark/Shadow Link

Ravio tries to downplay his house-wifey skills.

Crack taken seriously

Canon-Divergence

Serious Link

Link has terrible puns

Autistic Link

Zelda is a bit more prominent

Fluff and Angst

Link realizes he's gay for Ravioli before Ravioli does

Thick headed Link

Thicker headed Ravio

Ravio's hood ears move

It becomes Hyrule's 8th wonder. 

Ravio becomes the village's cryptid

Fast as Fuck Boiiii ™

BAMF Ravio

Ravio is good with animals

Hence Sheerow's loyalty

Wingman/bird Sheerow

Unintentionally a wing woman Zelda

until it's intentional

Ravio killz things

Blood/gore

Creepy Ravio

He's a stalker 

I'm pretty sure that's cannon

Magiiiikkkk 

Ravio only curses in Lorulian but uses alternatives in Hyrulian

Brainwashing/Abuse/Self harm/child abuse/Domestic Violence/Verbal Abuse/Starvation/Codependency/Death of BG of/emotional-phycological abuse/Hypnosis/Depressive Episodes/Sorta Bi-polar/ self-deprecation/Manipulation/ PTSD/

A lil bit of Dead Dove

Just a tad

Ravio has a Codependency on Hilda a lil bit. 

Hilda sorta protected Ravio in their childhood

Hilda feels betrayed and rejects Ravio as a young teen

Ravio was created by Yuga with Gan's power. 

Ravio grew up supposed to be Link's Shadow but lil Hilda interfered

Thus now he has feelings and a personality

Ravio is programed for self punishment and self starvation

Kill Switch hypnosis 

Ravio tries to kill himself a few times but he's stopped. 

It's usually the Hypnosis and 1 time depression 

Bipolar but also not. 

Ravio uses Black Magic

It eats away at his life but he's not worried cuz he'll die when Link does

He grows attached to living but it takes a hot min. 

Ravio lives with Gan's corruption

But it's also smth else

Hint: Twilight 

Link is an antisocial bastard

Link doesn't talk to people he doesn't. Like, at all. 

Link is muscle from the beginning due to being a Black Smith

He gets bulkier

Timeline takes place over the years

They finally fuxk when they're adults don't worry

Lil bit of smut. 

Just a lil

Awkward first kiss

For Link

It's funny as fuck

Snow White Ravio 

Animals flock to him in the woods and he's confused 

Ravio can sing too

Cuz Hilda wanted a practice partner and he just kept at it. 

Yes animals do his bidding when he sings like fucking Snow White and he doesn't know why.

He wasn't trained for this or gay feelings

Yuga the bastard

Is gay AF for Ganon

Like, so bad

Pretty sure this is canon.

Sheerow fights animals for superiority

Magic Animal Sheerow

Contemplation conversation about what animal Sheerow is. 

It gets very serious. 

Zelda is besties with Link

They grew up together

Or: Lil Zelda Sneak Lvl: 10000

Zelda crushes on Hilda

B/c we can't leave her out

It's a crime and I'm not going to jail.

Verbally Abused Ravio/Hilda

Ostracized Hilda

Ganon is not a pig despite how funny it would have been. 

He is described AS a pig

Gerudo racism 

Racism in general

Ravio is black so says I, the writer.

Is considered Imperfect

Link pushes his feelings back until he can't. 

Autistic Meltdown

Misunderstood Link

The Villagers only like Link's work and hero status.

Link has an obsession with Smithing and Dungeons. 

Link is an encyclopedia on Smithing and Dungeons.

This also includes monsters that inhabit Dungeons and what (non) magical weapon deals what too who.

Basically Dungeon Meshi’s Laios.

Din help Ravio when Link finds out about Weapon enchantments

Bonding over magic weapons 

Zelda is obsessed with lore and history 

B/c she too is autistic but it's less obvious

Especially next to Link

Some politics

Politics to move plot along

Hilda is not autistic, nor is Ravio

They both just feel inadequate

Backstory with Yuga:

Boi was abused and beaten and always lacking and powerless. He eventually became a murderer and a liar 

Though that was through the influence of Gan worshipers. 

Don't make it an excuse

But he does have a story

Forces a similar life on Ravio.

Everyone helps Ravio and Hilda break out of it

It's really hard tho. 

Hilda and Ravio Friends to Enemies to Friends

It's real sweet 

Ravio's Lorule name is Shadow Link or Dark Link 

Hilda names him Ravio cuz she thinks it's dumb. 

Ravio starts out looking like canon dark Link

Hilda's influence ends up making him different

Black Hilda

Don't lie to me you've thought about it.

Can't decide if Ravio has Dreads or braids

Black readers plz tell me which

I'm white AF so I don't know Jack shit about non-white-people hair.

I know Jack shit about black culture.

Open to advice 

Ravio is very kissable 

Facts

Lil bit of body dysmorphia from Link

Teens being Teens

Teens r dumb/hormonal/ and horni

Menstrual Cycle

First Period talk

Ravio is not experienced with this

Link is with Zelda

It's funni

Lots of screaming

Link has horrible humor.

Ravio thinks Zelda is dying.

Ravio knows First Aid and Alchemy. 

He makes his own potions and remedies

He has a book for it. 

It's the exact copy of Moomin Mama's book of Remedies (MoominValley)

Cuz I can

'The Power of Friendship' gets thrown around

It hits and kills someone

It's Ganon

Link's eyes were wide again, similar to how he was the first two times he saw him without the mask. It made Ravio double think his appearance as Link so often did. He began to pull his hood down but a hand stopped him on his own. Link was quick to take it back, too quick for Ravio's taste, his hand cold suddenly. 

"Sorry. I just.. um…" he wrung his hands together. Ravio swallowed hard as his heart picked up faster than ever thought possible. What would he say? That he's ugly? His breath stinks? His hair is greasy? His eyes are creepy??

"You're just pretty." He looked down, blushing, and muttered, "that's all." 

He could feel himself redden like a virgin maiden and Link was quick to add on "W-well that's n-not all!" Was he stuttering? "Of course there's your personality! Its-its pretty? No. That's not right." He frowned before his head snapped up. "Smart! A- and funny!" Did he seriously forget those words? "And a lot of other things." His face reddened even more and Ravio found it cute. 

He looked down again and began to fiddle with his hair this time. "You don't have to wear it if you don't want." Came out in barely a whisper, pout on his bow lips.

Ravio was stunned. Link kept silent now as his red face grew brighter as the seconds passed. Ravio couldn't call him out for it because he'd be calling himself out. Was Link confessing? To him? 

"No."

"No?" He looked up slightly through his bangs. "Why 'No'?" His brows furrowed. "I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one. Princess Zelda, herself, mentioned it once." He looked off to the side for a moment before drawing his eyes back on Ravio. Once again it felt like he was looking him directly in the eyes, something he knew Link struggled with. "Well, she said 'handsome'. But I think handsome can mean pretty."

Goddess he was so cute. 

"Pretty" and he was a fool for that cute, Lolia forbid him from not acting like an absolute idiot like he apparently was.

"Yeah. Pretty. Handsome. Beautiful. Lovely" he began to list and Ravio felt so hot that he could explode. "Smart, funny, resourceful, kind-" he stopped himself finally realizing what he was doing. And for a moment they just stood there, staring, before Link asked again, "Why did you say ‘no’?"

Ravio swallowed again, his heart returning to his stomach where it belonged. "Cuz I'm not. I tried-..." he felt a lump in his throat, "I tried to kill you. I almost did!"

 "Most things do." He shrugged. "You're not that special" he tried to joke but it didn't help.

"O-only monsters! And bad people! Horrible people!! I'm a bad person, Link. You shouldn't-" he took a step back "-you can't!" But Link grabbed him. "I-I was created to kill you!" He tried to fight him but the grip was too strong. Not crushing, but very firm. Ravio felt his legs give out suddenly, the sudden feeling of guilt and regret flooding him faster than a tsunami on flat land. It had him on the floor with his eyes leaking and he FUCKING HATED that because it meant there was something wrong with him. That he was a defect.

[newtabfics]

ganondorf x reader nsfw where he talks the reader through it? 0//0

oh god i--jfldajklfd

"G-Gan--" She choked out, twitching in his lap as she kept rocking her hips. Her body was getting overloaded as she tried to keep moving.

"You're doing well," He praised gently, lips brushing her neck as he gripped her hips. He was forcing her to keep riding him, dragging out the orgasm as she writhed against him. "That's it. Keep coming. Reach your ultimate pleasure from my cock, Y/N."

Her cheeks reddened as she kept moving, nails digging lightly into his shoulders. His eyes on her face as she panted and kept moving.

"My king," She whined.

He smirked and leaned back, one hand gripping her waist to steady her. "Keep it up, my prize. You are serving me well. Don't disappoint me."

[girlactionfigure]

🔪 TERROR REPORTS - Latest Updates from Israel  

ISRAEL REALTIME - Connecting to Israel in Realtime

🔪TERROR - STABBING - (conflicting reports - Pardes Hana or Haifa) - Karkur intersection.. 3 people stabbed, 2 seriously wounded.  No other details at this time.

🔪TERROR - THWARTED - TEL AVIV AZRIELI.. Shin Bet thwarted a deadly attack on the Azrieli Towers & Mall in Tel Aviv that was planned by 5 residents of Taiba who established a terrorist infrastructure identified with ISIS.  The plan was to carry out an attack on the towers & shopping mall using a vehicle bomb.  Arrested.

🔪A CIVILIAN HAS DIED.. murdered in the Hadera terror stabbing, passed away from his wounds.  Raphael Mordechai Fischhoff , 35, of Hadera.  May his family be comforted among the mourners of Zion and Jerusalem, and may G-d avenge his blood!

▪️HERO CIVILIAN WHO SURVIVED.. Hero of Israel Neria Siboni, the most seriously injured from the bus station shooting attack in Be’er Sheva this week, says: "I heard the terrorist's shots, I shouted ‘Shema Israel’ and ran towards him with bare hands. I knew I was taking him one on one."  The terrorist shot him with a bullet that punctured his lung, but he did not stop until he saw that the terrorist was eliminated. Only after checking that his wife was okay did he allow himself to collapse.

▪️RESCUED IN JUDEA-SAMARIA.. Lt. Col. Hisham Abraham, revealed that since the 7th October, the unit worked to rescue over 200 Israelis, including soldiers, who had entered “Palestinian” Area A and were in danger of their lives.

🔹US factors: Washington proposed to Israel that the US impose new economic sanctions on Iran instead of attacking and damaging economic targets.

▪️ON THE TEL AVIV PRAYER COURT DECISION.. the Rosh Yehudi organization cancels Yom Kippur prayer in the public space of Gan Meir in Tel Aviv, despite the Supreme Court's ruling. Although the court ruled in our favor, due to fear of provocations - Rosh Yehudi will hold Yom Kippur prayers in the synagogue at Bar Kochba 54, and not in Gan Meir.  In times of war, when our soldiers risk themselves in heroic battles, and when the whole nation prays for the return of our hostages in peace, the way to victory and the defeat of the enemy as well as the return of our hostages, is by adding holiness, unity and inner peace. Unfortunately, we heard plans to destroy this legal prayer as well.  We choose a responsible step.

💩ON “URGENT URGENT URGENT” LAUNCH ALERTS.. there is apparently an enemy propaganda campaign, unclear if for internal Arab consumption or to pressure Israel, of reports of missile launches and drone launches, regularly.  Here’s the latest:

.. Suicide Drones launched at Israel from Iraq!  Inbound!  Several hours until arrival.

.. Arab Report: Missiles to be launched from Iraq!

Hints of fake-ness:  Iraqi Shia-Iranian militias have suicide drones and cruise missiles, but in very limited quantity.  They regularly fire at Israel, but so far have never fired more than 3 at a time - and due to the terrain and countries in between, normally fire at either the Golan or Eilat.  Because of this they are minor threat, almost always detected and intercepted by the IDF prior to reaching Israel.  (They did get 1 through which killed 2 soldiers and wounded 20 in the Golan.)

These messages should be ignored by the public unless Home Front Command puts out an alert.

▪️The American-Israeli who was arrested in Lebanon by the Lebanese authorities was released to the US.

▪️AIR TRAVEL.. Air Europa updates will return flights to Israel on Oct. 21.

✡️A word of Torah: The Second Temple was destroyed because of causeless hatred. Perhaps the Third will be rebuilt because of causeless love. - Rabbi Abraham Isaac Kook, zt”l

[cyberrat]

Link NEEDING to get at Gan’s pits after he couldn’t get at them while G was asleep. Makes him train for hours on a hot day, gets him SOAKING in sweat so he can lick him clean again. Gan doesn’t notice when Zelda walks into the room until Link gets his face pulled back and Zelda immediately starts making out with Link, getting her own taste. But what really surprises him is what happens next. Zelda drops to her knees behind him, pulls his fuzzy ass cheeks apart and dives in tongue first. She starts eating him out like she’s starving and reaches around his giant waist to start smacking his cunt, pulling on his clit piercing, and putting her magic research to use. See, she’s figured out a very small lightning spell, not enough to damage but enough to send the most delicious pain through the piercing into his clit. Gan is full on crying, the pain and pleasure and humiliation are almost indistinguishable are impossible to tell apart anymore.

oh fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk aaahhhh nnghh my heart fuck aaahhhhh

gimme all the Ganondorf pit kink fuuuckkkkkkk. He is just so happy to be given a sword and to practice his art. He knows Link is watching him the whole time and probably getting off to it. He hears him grunt occasionally but doesn't look at him.

He should have known that it ends in him being put on his back somehow. He's sure that this time Link will take what he and the Princess have been gagging after and he's ready to fight tooth and nail (just because it excites him), but the fight goes right out of him when instead Link grabs his arm and pushes his up and stuffs his face into G's sweaty armpit. Just nuzzles into the wet, fire red fur there and groans like he's fucking dying.

G is disgusted. of course. absolutely appalled. but his cock is standing. at. attention. He squeezes his massive thighs together. He moves his clit piercing just enough to almost make him whimper. He bites the sound down and resigns himself to having to endure this new perversion and be left to his own wet devises after like usual.

But then the princess is suddenly there and of course she is just as much of a gooner as her stupid knight.

No, scratch that- even more so. G nearly biting through his tongue when four pairs of small, clever little hands prod and push at him until he's rolling over on his front like some kind of stranded animal and he doesn't even have time to really wrap his head around it because she's spreading his cheeks and diving in with gusto

nasty weirdos. he's biting at his arms to keep down his noises but then she starts tormenting his poor, swollen pussy and he's seeing stars exploding in front of his eyes.

He's easily three times their weight but they play with him as if he were a kitten. he's just so weak when someone touches his cunt.

[the-really-lonely-mountain]

Along for The Ride - Part 3

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Summary: Transported to Middle Earth, you must Join Thorin Oakenshield's Company as they travel to reclaim Erebor! OR: My take on the classic 'modern girl in Middle Earth' troupe. With this first installment, we are following the first movie of The Hobbit trilogy, and falling in love with Kili on the way! The final installment for the first movie.

Tags: Kili / Reader, Reader-Insert, Slow Burn, Modern Character in Middle Earth, During The Hobbit, How Do I Tag, Canon-Typical Violence, Kíli Is a Little Shit (Tolkien), wrote this while I had covid, in like 4 days lol, implied soulmates, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Freeform, Holding Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Protective Thorin Oakenshield Company Members, Dwalin & Thorin Oakenshield Friendship, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Where In Middle-Earth Is Gandalf?, Hair Braiding, Dwarf Courting, My First Tumblr Fic, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fíli & Kíli & Thorin Live, Thorin Oakenshield Lives, Fíli Lives (Tolkien), Kíli Lives (Tolkien)

Word Count: 3,717

A/N: I was utterly appalled by the lack of Kili writers on here and Ao3. Y'all who write for Kili, I've been eating your crumbs like it's the shit (cause it is) for weeks, but one can't be sustained on crumbs alone so I've prepared a feast!! This is the first fic I've ever wanted to post, please be gentle. Comments, Likes, and Reblogs are loved and treasured!!

Image credit: @skyfullofsong123

Divider credit: @cafekitsune

“Go wake the love birds will ya,” Bofur said to Nori while packing his things.

“Kili, Y/N, Time to wake up.” Nori gently shook your shoulder where Kili’s hand held you.

You suddenly woke with a startled, “Gaah!” Head butting Kili awake in the process.

“Aahgg” Kili held his lip where you’d hit him in your daze, “Y/N!?”

“Sorry, Kee!” You quickly apologized, resisting the urge to shoo his hand away so you could examine the wound yourself. Nori laughed lightly at your pain.

“Feeling better, Y/N?” Bofur asked from across the cave, “Had us worried.” Kili pushed your legs off him so he could start packing.

“Awe you guys” You smiled “I’m feeling much better thanks to my space heater” You thanked Kili in a roundabout way.

“Always happy to help.” He replied smiling despite his slightly swollen lower lip. He handed you your coat in exchange for his bedding. You put on your now dry coat (elvish material must dry fast) and packed your bedding. You donned your bag and joined the others as they discussed the upcoming anticipated terrain for the day. Bilbo seemed particularly out of it beside you while Thorin talked about the expected route of travel.

“What’s that Bilbo?” You asked pointing with your eyes to the blue glow around this sword. He had enough time to look at it then you in panic before the floor gave way beneath you.

You slid into a tunnel that rolled and slid you further into the mountain. The company yelled and grunted as they were thrown this way and that by the smooth curves and drops. As quick as it started you were dropped into a basket of sorts with little cushioning. Everyone groaned at the bruises that would surely appear.

“LOOK OUT!” Someone yelled making the company scramble in panic as a hoard of goblins sculked toward you.

“OH MY GOD!” You exclaimed in horror at their appearance. The company tried to fight them off but were quickly overrun. The goblins snarled as they mobbed you, dragging everyone to their feet by pulling on clothes, limbs, anything. The sniveling creatures pushed you forward through a corridor of other nasty dirty goblins creating a river of utter dreadfulness.

Time it suddenly slowed. A moth fluttered in front of you and in a voice that sounded like the wizard was saying: “…or. Gandalf. Stall. For. Gandalf. Stall. For. Gandalf. Stall. For. Gan...” Time resumed its normal pace when the moth was out of your earshot. You turned to try to follow it, having to fight against the grabby hands that held you back.

“Oof!” you ran into Kili almost tripping on him.

“Y/N, what are you looking at?” He tried to follow your gaze but didn’t see the moth.

“The wizard is coming we need to stall—” You were cut off by the creatures pushing you forward again grumbling to keep moving. “Tell the others!” You had to shout to him.

While the rest of the company shouted helpful things like ‘Get back!’, ‘You’ll pay for this!’ and ‘Unhand me!’ you opted for something more ‘HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKERS ARE UGLY!’. These concerns you vocalized quite loudly hoping to get a rise out of them.

“Ew ew ew!” You shoved at your captors “This is so gross!” Your shrill scream was rising in pitch but so much was happening that you didn’t notice its effect on the goblins near you. They kept pushing you forward, chittering at you as you passed.

You were funneled into a large open space that looked like a beehive with how the disgusting things were lining the walls and strung about in the air. You were stopped on a round platform in front of a huge goblin. Your weapons were dropped a few feet in front of the group.

“That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen,” you said looking at the corpulent mass of flesh and borderline decay before you. “That is truly a face only a mother could love.” The company chuckled, trying to be serious but failing.

“Who dares enter my kingdom armed?” The moving sack of meat said, looking at you all.

“Holy shit! It can talk!” You exclaimed, truly surprised by this turn of events.

“It?! I am the king of these parts!” He said, making his subjects loud and rowdy.

“I assume the role is inherited cause no one would willingly elect you, Jesus!” You had to look away before your eyes burned. “Sorry, my brain is just having a hard time coping with how ugly you all are” You closed your eyes and rubbed your temples.

“They are dwarves, your malevolence,” An underling said to his king.

“Don’t just stand there! Search them!” He commanded his hoard.

Clammy fingers groped everywhere on your person making you scream at the sudden defilement. The goblins covered their ears at your high pitch, releasing you and the company from their search.

“Now you listen here you ugly piece of shit” You marched right up to the edge of your group to properly address the king “That was completely uncalled for! Ordering your subjects to violate us when we’d already been searched on the way here!” You pointed to the weapons on the floor in front of him.

“Well excuse me for wanting to be thorough, she-dwarf” the king threw what he thought was an insult of his own at you. “And what business do you have in my kingdom?” He asked.

Before anyone else could respond you crossed your arms and said: “Non ya”

“Non ya? What’s non ya?” The king was utterly confused, and so were the dwarves behind you if their murmuring was anything to go by.

“Non ya business” You simply replied with a smirk. The dwarves erupted in a choir of ‘Ooohh’s, even patting you on the shoulder and laughing at your wordplay. The king looked scandalized, huffing and puffing in anger.

“If you will not talk, we’ll make you squawk!” The large goblin said with far too much joy, “Bring up the bone-breaking mangler! We’ll start with the impertinent she-dwarf” He pointed at you making panic race down your spine.

“Wait!” Thorin yelled stepping forward to pull you by the collar of your shirt back into the safety of the group.

“Well, if it isn’t Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror! King under the mountain!” The ugly creature bowed in mock respect, “Oh, but you don’t have a mountain, which makes you no one really.”

You weren’t the only one seething in anger from the disrespect.

“I know someone who would pay a very pretty price for your head,” the disgusting veiny king said.

“Awe you guys” Dwalin suddenly piped up, “He thinks Thorin’s pretty!” making the group laugh.

“ERG! Insolent dwarves! The pale orc doesn’t need anything attached to your head for payment” The king under this mountain suddenly turned smug, “Perhaps you know of whom I speak, He sits astride a white Warg, an old enemy of yours.”

“Azog the defiler is dead,” Thorin said slightly defensively. “He died in battle long ago.”

“So, you think his defiling days are over, do you?” The king turned to his scribe who hung off the edge of the platform. “Tell Azog I have his prize” The subordinate goblin chittered and swung away.

Fili pulled you to him and Bifur, “I thought you said Gandalf was coming,” he loudly whispered.

“He is, we need to stall for longer” You tried your best to keep the worried waver from your voice.

A rhythmic thumping started rattling the suspended platform. Everyone looked over to see a large torture device being rolled towards you. The king started singing an honestly catchy tune if it hadn’t been about how your bones would be shattered and from racks you’d be hung. The devices kept rolling closer, and the goblins jumped and jostled against you all.

A goblin off to the side shrieked and threw Thorin’s blade down.

“Tha-that’s the goblin cleaver!” The king scampered to his thrown, away from the discarded blade, “Kill them! Beat them! Break them!”

The underlings wailed against the company. Dwalin and Kili covered you, so they’d take the brunt of your attacks.

Suddenly a pure white light burst from the center of the platform, throwing everyone and everything back.

“We must take up arms!” Gandalf stepped forward “FIGHT!” His battle cry brought the company out of their stunned daze. Kili grabbed your hand as you both stood.

“Stay with the group!” He told you. The look in his eyes promised to protect you. He caught his sword at the hilt, swinging it to cut an attacking goblin down.

“I’ll keep up” You replied confident in your abilities. Weapons were thrown and exchanged in a wonderous display of practiced coordination, wiping out most of the creatures that detained you.

“Follow me.” Gandalf called the company to him, “Quickly! RUN!” He yelled, leading the dwarves across a bridge as mobs of goblins pursued you. It was all a bit of a blur. You ran and ran while the dwarves fought off attackers, chopping their heads off in one swift blow and pushing their bodies from the path.

“POST!” Dwalin yelled reaching down to pick up a pole, you helped pick it up alongside a few of the other dwarves. You all pushed and pulled it, knocking handfuls of goblins out of the way. The post was dropped so the warriors could use their weapons. Everyone was fighting so well…everyone except you. When the group started running again you did too.

‘That’s one thing I’m good at I guess’ you thought.

You stopped beside Gandalf as the others caught up. Kili ran across a ladder and jumped off in front of you with an odd smile.

“What’s a girl like you doin’ in a cavern like this!” He grinned at you as you all started running.

“Is—” You couldn’t help but laugh a little “Was that a pick-up line? In the middle of battle?!” You yelled at him with a smile.

He jumped over a recently deceased goblin, looked back at you, and winked. You scoffed in disbelief despite your blush. You all followed the wizard to the end of a walkway when the rope was severed, sending it swinging through the air toward the other side of the crevasse. Several dwarves jumped off at the first pass, but you were stuck on the swinging pendulum. It swung back to the goblin-filled walkway you just left, picking some up on the way. On the return swing, you jumped off. Kili caught you; you were ready for your comeback.

“Fancy seeing you here” You smirked at him as the company scrambled from the now-falling swing. He laughed a little as he ran, cutting down goblins with every swipe of his mighty blade.

The ground changed from creaky wood boards to jagged rock. Gandalf stabbed an overhang with his staff, dislodging a boulder that rolled down the slope. You and several others pushed it to help it gain speed, following behind it as it mowed down every revolting creature in its path till it fell from a cliff into the depths. The company kept running and fighting off the hoards. A goblin-less part of the wooden scaffolding was quickly filled in as you approached it.

The goblin king erupted from below the wood boards, just in front of the line of dwarves.

“HOLY SHIT!” You yelled startled. You were now trapped on all sides.

“You can’t escape me!” He sneered down at Gandalf, “What are you going to do now Wizard?” the large goblin looked down at him.

Gandalf thrust his staff into his large bleary eye causing him to reel back and howl in pain, exposing his round belly. The Wizard took the opportunity and slashed him across the stomach, bringing the filthy creature to his knees.

“That’ll do it,” The king said grimly just before Gandalf slit his throat. The dead weight lurched forward causing the wood boards beneath the company to shake. The scaffolding gave way beneath you all. Everyone screamed as the structure slid down the bumpy rock. It was wedged between the narrowing rockfaces which slowed its descent before it crashed down and collapsed. You and the wizard stood, thankfully not held down by the rubble. Everyone groaned under the weight of the boards.

“That coulda been worse,” Bofur said. In a twist of fate, it got much worse for those still stuck because the enormous weight of the goblin king crashed onto them. Groans and curses were muttered by all as they removed themselves from the planks.

“GANDALF!” Kili yelled upon seeing the ocean of angry goblins running at full speed toward them. You were helping the others to their feet.

“We can’t fight them all,” Dwalin said helping his bother.

“Daylight is the only thing that can save us,” The wizard said, desperate to get out of the caves, “Come on!” You all started running again as you followed the wizard to safety.

“I see it!” Ori exclaimed pointing to the pinprick of sunlight beaming from the other side of the corridor. You were running as hard as you could but were slowing just the slightest. The company burst from the cave as the sun was painting the sky with its last rays.

You slowed as you made your way down the mountainside. Gandalf took a head count while everyone caught their breath.

“Where’s Bilbo?” He asked the group “Where’s our Hobbit?”

“I think I saw him slip away when they first captured us,” Nori said.

“Slip away?!” Gandalf said exasperated, “What do you mean? Explain yourself!”

“I’ll tell you what happened,” Thorin said sounding agitated, “Master Baggins saw his chance and took it. He’s thought of nothing but his warm bed and hearth since he first stepped out of his hobbit hole. He is long gone by now.” Everyone looked around not knowing how to feel.

You felt sad, he was good company and a welcomed change from the sometimes coarse mannerisms of the dwarfs.

“No, he isn’t,” Bilbo appeared from behind a tree.

“I have never been so happy to see anyone in my entire life” Gandalf approached him with a glad smile.

“We’d given you up!” Kili said in disbelief.

“How’d you get past the goblins?” Fili asked with admiration and curiosity.

“How indeed” Dwalin repeated.

“Well, what does it matter” Gandalf tried to turn the conversation elsewhere, “He’s back.”

“It does matter” Thorin overruled Gandalf's words, “Why did you come back?”

“I know you’ve always doubted me,” Bilbo said to him “And you’re right, I miss my books and my armchair and my garden. That’s where I belong, I have a home to go back to, and that’s why I came back, cause you don’t have one…a home. It was taken from you. And I want to help you take it back if I can.”

Meanwhile, you are off to the side panting your little heart out from all that running.

Wargs howled in the distance.

“RUN!” Gandalf yelled. You could barely move, exhausted from the previous run.

“Oh lass,” Dori, ever the mother hen, trotted beside you as you made your best attempt at running, “Hop on” He leaned over so you could jump on his back. You hesitated.

“Are…you…sure” You panted. You were picked up by Oin and Gloin and placed onto Dori’s back. He immediately picked up speed catching up with the rest of the group. You could hear the Wargs snarling as they drew closer. The group slowed as they reached the edge of the cliff.

“Up into the trees!” Gandalf yelled, “Climb!”

Dori, this absolute unit, climbed the tree with you on his back. He passed you to a branch as Wargs circled the tree below. They began jumping up into the lower branches, chomping them down and shaking the tree.

“You alright Y/N?” Kili asked from a branch above yours.

“Peachy!” You replied sarcastically. Your tree began leaning. The Wargs jumped against it knocking it into the tree beside it. You all jumped into the still-standing tree, but it was no sooner knocked over into the next. You all jumped again making the tree slowly lean over the side of the cliff. Gandalf began passing flaming pinecones to everyone to throw at the attacking Wargs, catching their muzzles and the underbrush on fire. The Wargs retreated but a new problem arose. The tree everyone was in began to fall over. Those on the wrong side hung above a large drop. Thorin ran from the tree to challenge Azog. He was swiftly brought down. Before the Warg could make the final chomp on the company leader, Thorin slashed it across the nose making it drop him. An orc was ordered to behead him. As he lined up his blade to make the final blow, Bilbo tackled him. He stabbed the offending orc in the chest and stomach multiple times. You pulled yourself into a more secure position, so you were lying on your stomach against the tree.

“Y/N” Kili called to you reaching for your hand. You helped pull him onto the tree trunk, then helped Fili up too. The three of you pulled some of the other dwarves up together. Kili grabbed your waist to shift you so he could get around you on the narrow tree. You didn’t have time to dwell on the blush it created as the dwarves ran into battle to protect Thorin and Bilbo. You watched from the relative safety of the tree.

Watching Kili with the heat of battle rage in his eyes was extremely arousing to your surprise. He looked natural with a sword which made you wonder why Fili would say he wasn’t.

A sudden shriek of an eagle from above startled you. Talons plucked you and Gandalf from the tree and then dropped you onto the back of a huge eagle. The rest of the company joined on the backs of eagles as well. Thorin was knocked out in the talons of one.

In the sky of the setting sun, you were beside the wizard as you flew.

“Now that we have a moment,” Gandalf said, “We have much to discuss, my dear.”

On the back of the enormous eagle, Gandalf explained what he had learned. If someone from each world experiences an equal amount of loneliness and yearning at the same time, and the universe deems them a favorable couple, the person from your world would be allowed transport to Middle Earth. When they touch the staff, they appear next to the wizard who is closest to their counterpart. Fate brings the two together every time. He wasn't told of a way to return to your world because none had ever wanted to do so, but if you wished him to, he could find a way.

“I think I just need some time to process all this if you don’t mind,” you said not wanting to offend him. You wanted to be alone with your thoughts for a while.

“Not at all my dear,” He smiled, admiring your strength in the face of new developments.

The eagles flew the company over beautiful mountains in a sky painted by the rising sun. It was stunning. You didn’t know how long you were flying, so caught up in your thoughts.

The birds began circling a rock that stood above the forest below. Thorin was gingerly placed by the eagle. You and Gandalf landed on the rock next. Both of you ran over to the company leader to see how bad his injuries were. The other members began trickling onto the rock. They watched as the wizard said some foreign words over Thorin, making him wake. He asked if Bilbo was alright. He stood and went on about how he doubted him, but you rushed over to Kili after he’d landed toward the back of the group.

“Are you ok? You’re not hurt, are you?” You looked him over, moving his thick coat to make sure he wasn’t hiding a wound.

“I’m ok! I promise!” he smiled and took your hand in his, “How bout you, are you ok?” You’d never know how much he wanted to put his hand on your cheek in that moment and kiss you.

“Of course, I’m fine” you squeezed his hands a little, “I’m not the one who went running into battle,” you said in worried scrutiny. The memories of him fighting the orcs flashed vividly through your suddenly aroused mind. He must have noticed the way you subtly bit your lip and looked at him through your lashes.

“Oh, just admit it” He smirked mischievously at you looking into your eyes, “You liked it” he whispered in that deep gruff tone that you were beginning to like very much.

Everyone cheered and you turned to see Thorin hugging Bilbo. You were happy they were getting along. After Thorin pulled back, his eyes locked onto something in the distance. Everyone followed his gaze as he walked up the rock face.

“Is that what I think it is?” Bilbo said in disbelief. You all followed Thorin to get a better look.

A solitary break in the line of the horizon was a stark contrast against the vibrant colors of the rising sun. A lonely mountain sat apart from the rest, so very far away.

“Erebor,” Gandalf introduced you all to your destination, “The last of the great dwarf kingdoms of Middle Earth.”

“Our home,” Thorin said with pride and a little relief. A bird flew past, chirping delightfully.

“The birds are returning to the mountain,” Oin said pointing to it. You grazed your hand against Kili’s and let it linger there while you watched the bird flutter away.

“That, my dear Oin, is a Thrush” Gandalf stated. Kili turned his hand so his pinkie could reach to find yours.

“But we’ll take it as a sign,” Thorin looked at Bilbo, “A good omen.” Everyone took in the view and prepared themselves for the next push to the mountain.

You wrapped your pinkie around Kili’s. You couldn’t keep your happy smile from your lips. You knew you were acting like a silly little schoolgirl; he brought it out in you in the best ways.

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