#gamzee/reader

[thesillyestwilly]

just like a silly little rant bc I feel gaslighted sometimes

I seriously hate how like there will be the most bbgist, jaw dropping, toe curling, making me scream without the s, making me giggle and kick my legs in bed as I watch the screen, making me think I'm having a fever because I get so excited to see them on screen character just to go on Tumblr and search up the character x reader to see like almost no posts and the two posts I don't even like because the reader is so y/n coded... Like it makes me so mad bro 😭

[mapledrawsarts]

It's the 4/13 time of year baybeee

[impishthing]

homestuck text post thursday baby

june sprite by @kittokattx

[oktoramaa]

things i keep forgetting to post here

[playerofspace]

YANDERE!GAMZEE MAKARA x GN!DARLING

★ in his nonsober state, there is perhaps nothing more important in this world to gamzee than the peace of sitting around, drinking a few fanciful sips of soda, and you. everything else, even his bestest of pals, quickly takes a backseat in his obsessive stupor.

★ at first you might find yourself charmed by his laidback demeanor. a lot of people tend to let their guard down around him—because really, what is good ol’ easygoing gamzee gonna do? but that’s exactly the play. to fool you and all the others. some wait to reveal their true colors when their prey gets closest to them, but he doesn’t even need to try all that hard.

★ it all boils underneath the surface. the violent urges, the way his relaxed stance suddenly tenses when he hears you mention others in casual conversation, the way his lazy smile curls into a not so subtle snarl. after a while, it’s hard to contain. he can’t just sit around anymore and wait for someone else to sweep you off your feet. gamzee is well aware of what his friends think of him: stupid, delusional, manic, strange. it wouldn’t be hard for them to convince you they were the better choice.

★ not many fancy him a planner, but he has thought this through many times. he tosses and turns in his recuperacoon at night, going over all the ways he could snap on a dime and murder every one who cares to witness you. the sopor never managed to keep that part of him quite at bay—the part that constantly dreams of violence.

★ he’s afforded them the privilege of you for too long now. you’re a blessing, a miracle not even in disguise. it’s disgusting that you value those lower than you. it’s like you don’t see your own worth. that frustrates him more than anything else. he knows now that he has to take the burden upon himself and make you understand that you shouldn’t be around filth like that.

★ gamzee tells you not to worry when people you care about begin to disappear. and you believe him, because why wouldn’t you? he’s the only one who could comfort you in such trying times. he rubs your back and says so softly, miracles like you never need to know no fright. somehow, the words don’t seem right this time. but you’re too caught up in your grief to care.

★ maybe it’s odd that even as gamzee’s friends vanish one by one, he still keeps that peaceful smile on his face. as if nothing has changed at all. and to him, that’s just the simple truth. he can watch them bleed and smile the next day. he can mangle their bodies beyond repair and look you in the eyes, whispering such sweet things as you cry to him about your concerns. as if the hands that hold up your face aren’t soaked with the blood of those you cared about.

★ all is right in the world. now with no competition, things can go back to the way they always used to be. you, him, and a bottle of grape soda. maybe even the occasional cuddle pile. you shake and shiver whenever he holds you, but he couldn’t account for all the side effects. all that matters is that you’re not leaving any time soon, and that’s just the way he wants it.

★ you may not ever figure out it was gamzee who slaughtered everyone. maybe you’ll live the rest of your life thinking it was some mysterious assassin who had a serious score to settle with your friends, or some monster you had yet to defeat. he wouldn’t have it any other way. good things come to those who wait, after all.

[myhedcanonicfables]

Tavros, Gamzee, Karkat x injured! reader

Tavros :

«hHEY YOU'RE NOT OKAY, AREN'T YOU?» Tavros just looks down at you, examining your condition if, for example, you fell or something.

This guy is really worried about the situation. He tries his best to help, with his inept support or first aid.

Even if it is something very insignificant, he wants to show politeness, show his kindness. If he could make a good impression on you, he would be able to raise his self-esteem and your's friendship.

Tavros will probably chatter about how it's nothing and such injuries (in comparison) can dont sooo hurting or take soo long, in the way like comforting....

He will talk you about his experience with wounds and bruises

Gamzee :

«WhOa! MaMmA, iT's HuRt?» He takes you by the hand, lifts you up and helps you shake off or serves as a support if necessary.

He's more likely just to make sure everything is fine cuz there are still cases when a friend needs to help. So i mean he's just not exaggerating the tragedy.

But if it's really something scary, then he will certainly sympathetically help, although with his carelessness and ineptitude he may not do things perfectly.

In fact, he doesn't really care about it as a result, as long as you're okay.

Karkat :

« HEY! BE CAREFUL!» Like the Gamzee, he lifts you up and serves as a support.

Swears if it's something serious. «YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AT THIS RATE». But if it's nothing and you complain to him too often, he also swears that you're a crybaby

After that, Karkat can laugh at you or vice versa in risk place he hold your hand for safety, occasionally reminding you of your lack of care.

[yanyan-stuck]

Hi ! :33 how are you ? Sorry for bothering you ))):

But, please , can i request headcanons with Eridan/gamzee/dave from homestuck, where reader has auto aggression, they scratches their hands until they start to bleed or can hurt themselves in another ways, because they feel guilty for doing a little mistakes?

(sorry if there many grammar mistakes, i use translator)

I hope you have a nice day/night ! :D

I wasn't sure if this was supposed to be poly or separate so I did it separately just to be safe. Let me know if you wanted it the other way

Yandere Eridan, Gamzee, and Dave with an S/O with Autoagression

Eridan

-I don't think he would fully understand what you're doing and what the implications of it are. Even if you tried to explain it, I think he would just use it as fuel for whatever he's trying to believe at that moment.

-I do think he would believe in physical punishments. So if you were to be acting out your urges as soon as you made an action because you felt guilty about something unloving you did towards Eridan, he would likely count you as excused for what you did and try to focus on getting you to stop and instead actually focus love on him.

-If you were doing it for another reason though, he might view it as you trying to guilt trip him and escape, even when that is clearly not the case. He would not put up with that well, and would likely either leave you to your own devices or punish you worse himself. He would also likely threaten you or try to guilt you even more in those situations, and only get more upset when that exacerbates the problem.

-If your autoagression ever manifests as you hurting him with the intention of having him hurt you though, he would not be able to understand that. He would fall into it every time and still not understand why you would act so idiotically.

-If you were to try to punish yourself using autoaggression while he was isolating you, he'd likely be a little confused about it, and thus annoyed. I think he would restrain you, so that you can't hurt yourself while you're in there, mostly just so that he doesn't have to think about it and what it might mean.

-On a more positive note, if you were to directly tell him that you want him to stop you from doing that if he notices, he definitely would even if he doesn't really get why you would do it in the first place.

Gamzee

-Chances are, he also wouldn't fully understand what you're doing unless you tell him. However, he would likely hold you tighter so that you can't reach anything to scratch.

-Even if you tell him, he likely wouldn't understand the deeper thought process, just that he needs to stop you whenever he sees it. You wouldn't even need to tell him to, he just wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

-He would take care of the wounds you give yourself, even if they're fairly minor. He'd be gentle and caring about it, and would never act like it's truly your fault.

-He would view it fairly neutrally. He wouldn't see much reason or way to fix the deeper issue, but he also would want to stop you from acting on it.

-If you tried to hurt him in order to make him lash out at you, especially if it were out of character for how you usually are, he would likely just sit through it and ignore it. If it got to the point where he couldn't ignore it though, he would just force feed you sopor slime pies.

Dave

-Dave would probably be the only one out of these 3 who is able to actually understand your thought process. As such, he'd be the most sympathetic to it.

-He would also feel a bit guilty for not being able to instantly fix it for you though. He would see any time that you hurt yourself as a failure on his part.

-His guilt applies even more before he kidnaps you, and he'll likely kidnap you sooner just for having this condition. He doesn't want to see you hurt yourself, and he's convinced that if you're with him he can help you more than he could as just a friend or acquaintance.

-He would be nervous about getting you actual therapy though, because he knows how easily they could take you away from him if you told them the right things. He might get you an online therapist of some sort, but he would be in the room during each session. He also might just try simply researching strategies that could help and trying to teach you them so that he doesn't have to risk losing you while helping you improve.

-He would keep you restrained in a position where you can't do anything to yourself until he can find a more permanent solution to get you to stop.

-If you were to try to hurt him to get him to lash out at you, it would never happen. He would remain calm the whole time, because he'd be able to see why you were really doing it. He'd almost encourage you to hurt him instead of yourself, just because he'd rather bear the burden of your guilt than force you to.

-He'd be sure to take care of any wounds you give yourself though, and he'd be extra careful not to hurt you, lest you think it's him showing he's angry at you for something you've done.

-He might try to limit the amount of "mistakes" that you even have the potential to make. He would take over as many of your life functions as he can, so that all you have to do is sit still and be safe for him. It's not very easy to mess things up when your only task is to sit there until he takes you somewhere else.

-He'd also be very careful in how he treats you, sometimes to a patronizing level, to try to make you feel that you haven't done anything wrong. He would likely attach your guilt to his mentally, so it would help him too to have you feel good mentally.

[mcbeetlebeeb]

I'm currently getting into a fandom that isn't homestuck, but I can't turn down a request :3

these will still be headcannons and- uhrm- yea

Gamzee Makara

He is, talking about some mystical shit dude

I think hed appreciate someone who just listens too him blabber

don't ask me why but he'd like to naw on you

not full fledged biting a chunk out of you

I think he's too aware of how sharp his teeth are to go biting down that hard, but yknow

nipping at you gently, but not before he was smothering you in sloppy clown kisses

this is real specific but I think hed have the type of eyes that you can't seem to keep eye contact with

he's just so much taller and just has this lopsided shiteating grin, that shows most of his sharp ass teeth

I'd like to think his eyes are always that half lidded gaze, especially when it's at you

but no intent behind the looks he gives, fuck- probably no thoughts either

lights on no one home

don't get me wrong, he's not dumb,

in the simplest sense hes a big ol airhead

yknow a dingbat, a bit of a scatterbrain

but he's not like- vegetable for a brain dumb as hell

and thats another thing, it's definitely really convincing to probably think that he's yknow, not all there

but it throws you off gaurd x2 when he'd get all close and murmur and mumble certain things too you

he looked like he had a maximum of 3 thoughts floating around in his brain

but here he is, mumbling in a low almost gravely tone, right by your ear

I love to think he's one of those tall people to rest his arm playfully on your head if your shorter, which you most likely are-

can't recall if I mentioned the last time sense I have a rubber ducky keeping track of my memory

but I think hed be cold all the time

not like, bothersomely fridged

but enough to make you shiver and squirm if he were to press his hand to your skin, noticeable enough for you to verbally go "Damn-"

also!! I think hed be a huge sucker for you just holding his face with your hands, letting him relax against you, eyes shut

still grinning a bit and letting that low rumbling purr come from him

and this also means playing with his hair,

pet him damn it he demands it

no, not really more like laying and being in your space, following you round until you pay attention properly too him

sense most trolls can't- yknow- go out in the middle of the day because of their intense asf sun, trolls are nocturnal

so like if you ever took a photo with him with flash his eyes would do that reflective thing that cats have

or for another example, yknow how in the dark the first thing you spot about your black cat is its eyes?

yeah that

like I said in the other headcannon thingy, he's just always lurking and looming, he likes knowing what your doing even if he's not involved

and this comes with him trailing around you like a dog that sees you have food and knows you'll give it too them at some point

wether it be from afar or close, don't assume he's not close by, him being a purple blood im sure he's well aware of how violent trolls can be,

but with you around! oh he can't let you wonder off too far- Alternia's atmosphere is dangerous and the fauna is even more dangerous-

so don't expect to go very far without him trailing behind you

but he'd understand if you explained too him you wanted time too yourself or with somebody else one on one

I dont think hed be a jealous person, maybe a lil possessive! but he's not overbearing with it

he just wants you safe and content, and he wants you too feel that way around him

have a song I think fits his uh? vibe towards? significant other? because 🎉

Dave Strider

mm have I said he's a genuinely a big goof?

but I think that'd be something someone gets right off the bat

maybe

if you can pick up on someone trailing off on tangents of meaningless words that can go on and on without someone actually ever responding

than it's pretty visable

I think itd be pretty adorable though (I know I'm gay, whatever)

like if he were to start talking about something, anything, and you gave a simple short response, he's gonna take that and run with it

especially if he likes you

I think hed definitely be one too stare

but how could you tell? he's always wearing those shades

probably a good reason why he wears them other than ironic purposes

so no one sees what or where or in this case who he's lookin at

constantly staring though, wether it's you having a conversation with you or, you doing something random he's just watching

no actual thoughts id like to say

just observing

watching you be you, do your own natural thing, picking up on the way you talk or gesture at stuff

I cannot urge this enough but I still firmly believe physical touch would be a very special thing too him

it's not impossible or looked down upon too be able to hold his hand or lean against him

but he'd be mentally noting each touch, each expression you make, listening intently too your tone, hoping your doing the same

but with these actions he'd be straight faced as always, but he can feel his hands tremble ever so slightly, he recognizes his heart beat picking up

unfamiliar with these feelings with how they're being presented yknow?

most times he ever feels this way he's in danger

but he knows he couldn't be safer right now, like he wants to believe that, it's not hard for him to believe it

but his body is just hardwired to tense up, clench his jaw and steady the shakey breathing

but being patient and respectful would melt those feelings away really easy I'd like too think

just sitting there and slowly showing affection, brushing thumbs against his knuckles, tracing over fingers

you focus on his hand, flipping it over and thumbing at his vaguely sweaty palm, hand still shaking faintly in your gentle grasp

he'd just stare at you, in disbelief and adoration, and realization that he doesnt need to be poker faced round you

that he doesnt need to put up a front to protect himself, the squishy parts of him he learned to shove away to get along with life

a big sigh of relief to say the least,

but once he realizes he doesn't need to be someone else for you, he can just be him, no expectations or demands, he can rely on someone else for once

you ain't ever gettin rid of him after that, he's not clingy but he's no longer keeping you at arms length, not now, not ever again

AND HE GETS MUSIC THING because he is my favorite right next too the crab man <3

author note: I feel this sucked a big booty buttload but I was already half way done with it when I dubbed it that, so have this anyway!!!

[abandonedafterimage]

I can feel my Homestuck interest coming back soooo

You guys should send me Strider requests, or just homestuck requests in general. the striders are my fave tho (yes, also Bro)

Its been a while so some of my homestuck knowledge has left my brain, so what some things are called have probably left my brain. but thats not gonna stop me.

[hellclipzzzzzzz]

hi! Could you pls make some Gamze Makara x Transmasc!human!reader? if you feel comfortable with it ofc. Have a nice day :33

OF COURSE ANYAN

🥧 - Let's be real here, Gamzee does NOT give a shit about gender. Bitch goes by all pronouns and if you ask what's in his pants he'll say something like 'fAyGo' or pull out a clown horn.

🥧 - Because of that, he doesn't really understand dysphoria, or what being trans feels like. It'll take a bit of coaching for him to figure out what it means, lol.

🥧 - he catches on quicker than you'd think, though. quite a bit quicker. while he doesn't understand it fully, he's 100% supportive of you.

🥧 - it's actually really easy for him to switch up pronouns if you're friends or dating pre-transition, since... he doesn't really use pronouns for people, moreso just 'motherfucker'.

🥧 - the best period pal. THE. BEST. he'll curl up with you and watch whatever movies you want, and somehow he knows what you want before you even say it. you'll wake up and he'll have everything stocked up for you.

🥧 - doesn't really care if you start medically transitioning or not. he's supportive regardless, and loves to bash in transphobe's skulls with his bowling pin 💜

[lamantramorii]

Wholesome ass Gamzee Makara Headcanons ♌️🎪

~​˖⁺. ༶꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦♡꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦~​˖⁺. ༶

He's tall. Like 6'5-6 slouched but close to 7 ft. standing straight (obviously referring to Pesterquest Gamz). Tall clown boy aaaa <3

This man purrs. Very kitty-like but deep and makes his chest/back vibrate a little. Either while he's sleeping or receiving headrubs.

His hair is like super messy. He has to constantly be reminded to brush it out but it's not particularly gross he's just a messy dude.

Suprisingly, he has a very sweet smell to him due to the copious amounts of sopor and Faygo he consumes on a daily basis. It's actually quite pleasant.

He's def a picky eater. You cannot get this man to consume ANYTHING that isn't sopor or Faygo. That's most likely why he's so thin.

He REALLY wants some type of facial piercing(s). He doesn't know how or where to aquire them he just thinks they're super cool.

If you're moirails/matesprits with him, he will. not. leave. you. alone. And he's very affectionate, so definitely expect random hugs (obviously if you're comfy with them). He'll also invite you to his hive as often as he can to hang out and do typical friend stuff.

[myhedcanonicfables]

Confessing Gamzee, Karkat and Eridan

please, i wait your requests!

Gamzee:

He worries less than many people. At least because his religion helps him.

«HeY i hAvE oNe IsSuE»

If you refuse him, Gamzee will be upset, of course, but he will not sad you for long.

Probably, it's just nice for him to admire the good features of a person and be his friend.

And if you agree, he will eventually take on subconscious responsibility. He may be a relaxed person, but he gives priority values to close people.

Karkat :

He is definitely heistates. «SURELY. IT WOULD BE A SHAME! IS IT WORTH IT?»

Karkat also definitely does not like himself and expects this from the reader, even if he has always been treated well.

But okay. In the end, for him will be easier to move on. Therefore, it is solved after not too long.

If you refuse him, then this is what he was preparing for. Therefore, with prepared sadness, he continues to strive for common friendship. But also, he can refuse future friendship too.

But how surprised and happily Karkat will become if you agree.

Now you are a couple, so it's time to experience his accumulated experience gained in movies.

Eridan:

If we are talking about a human, then he will need to step over his pride even more and for longer than with a lowblood troll.

He is unlikely to idealize his love in ordinary circumstances. But he understands his feelings quickly enough

Eridan hesitates a lot in front of whoever it is in this deal. He's afraid of shame.

And he'll get angry if you refuse. Of course, he will be very upset, and he will certainly be much more detached.

But maybe he won't show much joy if you agree, he still will treat you much better. Very.. protectively.

But whoever you are in the troll hierarchy, Eridan will be proud of his partner.

[yanyan-stuck]

This is old so it's a little bit rough in all honesty, but I don't think I ever posted it.

Yandere Gamzee Makara/Reader/Tavros Nitram Minific

Gamzee stared blankly at the paper the bronze-blooded troll was holding out to him for a second before grabbing it. His eyes scanned it quickly, seeing that it was just a list of your behaviors and routines, as well as notes that Tavros had written to help Gamzee kidnap you more successfully. He folded it up and put it in his pocket, leaving Tavros in their hive with a "HoNk."

While Gamzee was on his way to pick you up and bring you back, during the time which Tavros had marked down as your usual shower time, he finished setting up the room you would share with him and Gamzee. He double checked all of the restraints to make sure they all worked fine, as well as to make sure you wouldn't be able to reach anything while in them. He arranged the keys in the spot that he and Gamzee had agreed on in the other room, figuring that if you couldn't see them, maybe you wouldn't even think about escaping.

He heard the door to the hive open followed by muffled sounds of a struggle and rushed out. He went over to help, making sure you weren't able to reach anything as Gamzee carried you to the bedroom. When your desperate thrashing got you to close to hitting your knee on the wall, Tavros gently grabbed it and tried to hold you more steadily, with little success.

Eventually though, they managed to wrangle you into the restraints in the bedroom. You felt the bed sink behind you as Gamzee laid down behind you, and Tavros laid in front of you, lightly brushing his hands through your hair. You wanted to vomit as the two trolls you had considered to be friends kidnapped you.

[lsdjackie]

BREAKING NEWS: annoying gamzee orange found shot dead in atlanta

[kawaiiwritingcomputer]

🍄: these are short but I didn’t know what else to add! i love my clown bf

Gamzee Makara Matesprit Headcanons:

This juggalo isn’t sure how to navigate through red feelings

You’d have to take lead with Gamzee

Gamzee is more likely to confess his feelings first but when it comes to the matespritship itself is when he struggles

He does figure some dating customs

Like cuddling in the slime

You always lightly smack his hand away when he puts the slime near his mouth

You can’t stop him fully but you can at least wean him off

Gamzee is definitely the type to try and do rap battles as date. You compromise with karaoke. it works!

Gamz doesn’t mind if you’re into his religion or not but does appreciate it you’re with him during his prayers and such

Motherfucker is tall and strong, dude picks you up whenever

He doesn’t rlly know personal space and it shows

Don’t let him anywhere with cook ware

He will burn the place down

Gamzee is best at cuddling and making out

Well he’s awkward and messy with making out

Cuddles tho?? Top tier. His arms cage you in, you’ll need a blanket though! (or sink into the slime like mentioned above if you’re a troll)

Gamzee does try his best to be a good matesprit

Gamzee is receptive to communication unfortunately though sometimes he’ll misunderstood

His people pleaser tendencies to be passive can sometimes miss the mark on what you’re saying

Just keep trying though. he’ll get the point and do the right thing

Gamzee is just a fun loving guy. Just stick around and this clown will whisk you away into his arms!

[vikkirosko]

could you do gamzee x rage player! reader? maybe reader is a bard too, like him, lol

♑️ Gamzee Makara x Reader headcanons Rage player 🎪

Your relationship with Gamzee was something that was unclear to some of your friends. For a long time, you didn't trust him, until you finally became convinced that he could be allowed into the circle of people you trusted. One of the conditions of your communication was that he would not lie to you. You were pathologically intolerant of lying, and Gamzee really wasn't lying to you. He might not have told you the whole truth, but he wasn't lying

Some of your thoughts were similar. You were drawn to the truth, you wanted to change what you considered unacceptable, and Gamzee respected your views, although they did not always coincide with his. You were constantly searching for the truth and several times he offered you to relax with one of his pies, but you refused, preferring to stay with a sober mind

Gamzee enjoyed watching how you, usually impulsive, kept yourself in check while talking to those who annoyed you. In a sense, you were a strategist, knowing at what moments it was necessary to remain silent. Gamzee often told you that these were the real miracles, to which you grinned and told him that if he liked to call it that, then you didn't mind

Despite the outward serenity, Gamzee saw perfectly well that you were holding back your anger. He understood that at some point your rage, like water released from a dam, would spill out with renewed vigor, and he was waiting for this moment. He wanted to see how it would happen and what the consequences would be, even if he suffered from it himself. He was willing to take the risk, especially if it had to do with you

Your friends knew that you needed to learn to trust others, but why you chose Gamzee was unclear. However, he didn't mind. He was glad that you appeared in his life. You were somewhat similar, and Gamzee felt comfortable around you. Perhaps together you can find the truth that you were both looking for