#game show parody

[retropopcult]

One of Saturday Night Live's classic "Celebrity Jeopardy!" sketches with Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond), Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) and French Stewart (Jimmy Fallon). As always, Will Ferrell plays frustrated host Alex Trebek.

[paprikaries]

"You need two Dice to play!" _ wip sketch

Fanart: Mr. King Dice/ King Dice / The Devil (Cuphead the Game/ The Cuphead Show by studio mdhr/Netflix)

[lo-fag]

just imagine the true crime shit around mr beast in like ten years when hes been left behind. imagine jack weddle's isolation footage getting leaked and how haunting it will be. they said they could make a horror cut out of it. a horror cut. out of footage meant for children.

he was there, locked up, being tortured, because he needed the money. he was there, cracking jokes as he lost count of the days because jimmy said 'dance peasant dance.' he was told to run a marathon when he looked like a corpse and he did because there was no other choice. he couldnt wak for days after and he didnt even get fucking paid.

"If they're faking videos, why couldn't we fake this one?"

jack weddle was driven to near insanity in the name of content so if i see any fucks out there defending James Stephen Donaldson i will rip you apart.

[madame-helen]

[jer-artspat]

Seventeen Years Ago Last Thursday... On a VERY SPECIAL Nut SHACK...

[sillylileggy]

Rhythm Heaven Tambourine game but with Kiki!!!

I finally finished it I’m so happy with how it turned out❤️❤️❤️

[cicadaknight]

all of hzd’s data points about climate refugees and police brutality are positively slappin

[derpcakes]

Rampant anti-mobile game sentiment on display in this anime

[Image ID: 5 screencaps showing an anime girl sitting on a train, looking tiredly at advertisements for Magia Record and Fate/Grand Order. In the final screencap, the subtitle text just says "Grr..."]

[scratchybongvt]

MASCOTS’ WEAKEST LINK! (Sidemascots 1.11)

Vinicius: Also known as the Miraitowa and Someity challenge!

(Everyone laughed)

Miraitowa: WHAT?!

Sumi: I’m sorry, you didn’t spend time with her every other week.

(Everyone laughed)

Miraitowa: WHAT?! THE OUTRAGE!

Honohon: There, there Mirai…

Miraitowa: Gee, thanks.

Someity: What has Mirai become…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

(Transition)

Ettie: Welcome to the Weakest Link!

Sumi: I’m truly… humbled.

Crackhead: TAKE THAT YOU-

Ettie: AHHHHHH! DON’T DEMOLISH SYMBOLS OF FRENCH LIBERTY!

Crackhead: Oh… sorry. I actually like Phrygian caps. Go on.

Vinicius: That, my friends, is the Weakest Link!

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: Right, today we have 10 troublemakers- I mean mascots battle it out for $1,000,000 of fake Vtuber cash!

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: Don’t say that. Uh… editor, please don’t put this part in the final edit…

[Technical difficulties]

Ettie: Sidemascots, take turns answering questions and try to reach the $100,000 mark! Fail a question the money resets back to 0, refuse to answer a question, you can put them in the bag!

Burke: You mean a bank!

Ettie: No, a bag!

Burke: Fine.

Ettie: After 1:01 minutes, each member gets to vote on who is the most shittiest of the bunch, who gets KICKED OUT THE SHOW!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Sumi: (trembles) this show or the Sidemascots?

Ettie: Don’t worry - this show only.

Sumi: Phew.

Ettie: But who knows somebody will!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Sumi: WHAT?!

Ettie: Let’s crack open…

ROUND 1

10 mascots remain!

Ettie: Start the 1 minute timer! Vini, whom does the “Girl from Ipanema” refer to?

Vinicius: Heloísa Pinheiro!

Ettie: Correct! Sumi, where does the Vancouver Canucks stand in the Western Conference Wildcard standings?

Sumi: Third place!

Ettie: Correct! Borobi…

Borobi: Bank the money mate!

Ettie: $5,000 in the bag! Miraitowa, where does next year’s Expo held?

Miraitowa: Osaka, no brainer.

Ettie: Correct, Someity, are cherry blossoms edible?

Someity: I’m sensing…

Wenlock: Come on!

Someity: I’m sensing…

Ettie: TIME’S UP!

Everyone: SOMEITY!

Someity: I was going to say yes!

Ettie: Ahem, the weakest link is Someity, a no-brainer. The strongest link is Sumi!

Sumi: Siu!

Ettie: Everyone, VOTE NOW!

(There was a minute of silence)

Ettie: Time’s up! Miraitowa receives 1!

Miraitowa: One?! From who?

Someity: From me!

Miraitowa: Where did it all go wrong…

Ettie: Someity receives… 9! Someity, you are the WEAKEST LINK, goodbye!

Someity: I don’t want to be in this show anyway…

(Everyone laughed)

ROUND 2

9 mascots remain!

Ettie: New rule!

Burke: What?

Sumi: You can’t make up!

Ettie: I can and I just did. 2 mascots will be eliminated this round!

Sumi: Come on, we want this video to reach 10 minutes to get that sweet sweet adrev…

Ettie: Shut up!

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: GO! Burke, name one good thing about Manchester City.

Burke: They have Haaland.

Wenlock: Good at breaching FFP more like!

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: Correct! Miraitowa, where does the Aokigahara forest located?

Miraitowa: *sighs* near Mount Fuji.

Ettie: Correct! Wenlock, how many finals does England lost?

Wenlock: Men or women?

Ettie: Both!

Wenlock: Three! One at home, two on the road!

Ettie: Correct! Borobi, how many points does a goal worth?

Borobi: AFL mate?

Ettie: AFLX!

Borobi: I don’t remember AFLX mate, put them in the bag.

Ettie: $10,000 in the bag! Mandeville, how often does a cold, wet Tuesday occur in Stoke?

Mandeville: Once a week!

Ettie: Wrong!

Everyone: MANDEVILLE!

Ettie: Time’s up! It’s every 2 months or so. Sidemascots, the strongest link is Wenlock!

Wenlock: Siu!

Ettie: The weakest link is Mandeville. Go!

(A minute of rigorous voting)

Ettie: After 1 minute of voting, Burke recieves 2!

Burke: I didn’t answer anything!

Ettie: Mandeville 6…

Mandeville: Oh no…

Ettie: And Borobi 2!

Borobi: What?! Me and Burke are tied!

Wenlock: So I get to choose who will be eliminated?

Ettie: No, a DRAWING OF LOTS!

Wenlock: That wasn’t in Anne Robinson’s original!

Ettie: But it is in my version!

Burke: This version is as bad as Millionaire Syndication!

Ettie: (picks up a ball from a pot) oh, I almost forgot… Mandeville, you are the weakest link, goodbye!

Mandeville: I don’t like this show anyway…

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: The second mascot who will be out of the show is…

(Burke and Borobi crossed their fingers)

Ettie: Borobi! you’re the weakest link, goodbye!

Borobi: I don’t remember AFLX mate… the sport fell off…

Sumi: Intermission: Hit like! I’m willing to give you all cookies for every single person who likes this video! All you need to do is to give me your address! Come on, I’m your friend.

ROUND 3

7 mascots remain!

Ettie: Three mascots will be eliminated this round! Go! Burke, How heavy is the Commissioner’s Trophy?

Burke: I did saw it but never touched it.

Vinicius: The cup is to be seen, not to be touched.

Burke: Probably heavy.

Ettie: 14kg! Which is acceptable for “probably heavy”

Burke: Siu!

Ettie: Vinicius! Fluminense is founded in what year?

Vinicius: I don’t care about Fluminense.

Ettie: 1902!

Burke: Shouldn’t you bank the money?

Vinicius: We had $15,000 in the bag!

Miraitowa: The same amount of money you guys had to Soohorang when he was there.

(Everyone laughed)

Sumi: Speaking of, where’s Soohorang?

Borobi: I think he went and babysit Moongcho mate!

(Everyone laughed)

(Meanwhile in a prison)

Soohorang: LET ME GO! LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO!

???: You’re wasting your time my friend…

Soohorang: What are you here for?

Coal: Banned from the Sidemascots.

(Back to the studio)

Ettie: When is the last time the Yakult Swallows won the Japan Series?

Miraitowa: 2021! They never won a Japan series since I’m retired.

Ettie: Correct! What’s Inter Milan’s unlicensed name in FC25?

Tina: Lombardia FC. Long live eFootball!

Ettie: Correct! What is the cause of Silvio Santos’ death?

Vinicius: ADHD, rest in peace…

Ettie: Correct! Burke…

Burke: Bag the money!

Ettie: Bag the money, and Time’s up! $25,000 is in the bag!

Everyone: Siu!

Ettie: The weakest link is Vinicius!

Burke: Should you bag the money, the amount would’ve been $26,000!

Vinicius: I don’t care! I don’t like questions related to Fluminense and their hollow Libertadores win!

Ettie: The strongest link is Tina!

Tina: FORZA INTER!

Ettie: GO!

(1 second of voting later…)

Ettie: All of our players have voted!

Vinicius: I have an aura!

Ettie: Vinicius recieves 7!

Vinicius: SEVEN?!

Ettie: You are the weakest link!

Vinicius: Ugh, goodbye.

Ettie: Tina recieved 1 and Sumi received 2!

Sumi: Who voted for me?!

Honohon: Me! I don’t want this episode to gain bias towards either Vinicius or Sumi!

Miraitowa: So am I!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Miraitowa: Sorry Sumi…

Honohon: It’s for the better.

Ettie: You all are the weakest links, goodbye!

Tina: I thought you’re going to call me the “strongest link”

(Everyone laughed)

ROUND 4

4 mascots remain!

Ettie: The penultimate round! $25,000 are in the bag!

Everyone: Siu!

Ettie: Two mascots will be eliminated this round!

Miraitowa: Game on!

Ettie: When is the last time Miraitowa spent more than 30 minutes with Someity?

Miraitowa: Right, I am the weakest link. Goodbye.

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: Honohon, what’s the name of the mascot for the 2026 Asian Para Games?

Honohon: PARA games?

Ettie: Yes!

Honohon: He’s yet to have a name!

Ettie: Uzumin!

Honohon: What?! They didn’t tell me!

(Everyone laughed)

Burke: Didn’t you at least meet him?

Honohon: NO!

Wenlock: Asian and Asian Para games mascots are never meant to go together. And I’m disappointed.

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: Burke, who won this year’s supporter’s shield?

Burke: The team and idol in my heart… Inter Miami!

Ettie: Correct!

Wenlock: Good luck winning the MLS Cup!

(Everyone laughed)

Ettie: Wenlock, what’s your namesake?

Wenlock: The Wenlock Olympian Games in Shropshire!

Ettie: Correct! Honohon?

Honohon: I think I’ll bag the money.

Ettie: $5,000 in the bag! Burke, what is the Twitter handle of Paper Mario character Kersti?

Burke: Un-canonically @itskerstitime.

Ettie: Correct! What is the only country in Asia to not have the rights to broadcast the recent most Asian Games?

Honohon: Vietnam!

Ettie: Correct! Wenlock, how many goals does Lucas Paqueta scores for West Ham United?

Wenlock: Ten! And he dances in all of them!

Ettie: Correct! Burke, who won the recent most Super Bowl?

Burke: I don’t watch pro football so I’ll bag the money!

Ettie: $10,000 in the bag! Time’s up! The total amount of money banked tonight is $40,000.

Everyone: Siu!

Ettie: The strongest link is Wenlock, the weakest link is Honohon. Vote now!

(0,5 seconds of voting later)

Ettie: Wenlock receives 1!

Wenlock: I’m the strongest link, I’m immune!

Honohon: Tina was out as the strongest link. It’s misleading.

Ettie: Honohon recieves 2!

Honohon: What?

Burke: All you do is bagging the money!

Honohon: That’s exactly what I did to help you all!

Wenlock: You should have help us increase the money.

Ettie: Honohon, you’re the weakest link, goodbye!

Honohon: WAIT FOR ME, MIRAITOWA!

THE FINAL ROUND

2 mascots remain!

Ettie: The winner of the $1,040,000 prize pot will be decided by a PENALTY SHOOTOUT!

Wenlock: Game on! I have clean sheets in the bag!

Ettie: But instead of taking penalties, you have to answer questions!

Wenlock: N’oh….

Burke: GAME ON!

Ettie: Wenlock, heads or tails?

Wenlock: Heads, I never lose!

Ettie: Tails!

Wenlock: Shoot.

Burke: Let’s go!

Ettie: Who is the first person to hit the millionaire jackpot in Who wants to be a Millionaire?

Burke: John Carpenter, without a lifeline.

Ettie: Correct! Wenlock, what’s the capacity of the Boleyn Ground at the time of closure?

Wenlock: 35,016.

Ettie: Correct! Who missed a penalty in a World Cup game against Vietnam?

Burke: Alex Morgan! There’s more chances of me moving than Vietnam qualifying for the men’s World Cup!

Ettie: Correct! Who does the cancelled tower in Wembley named after?

Wenlock: Sir Edward Watkin!

Ettie: Correct! What is the name of a PS5 demo?

Burke: Astro Bot! My favorite.

Ettie: Correct! What does Al-Nassr mean?

Wenlock: Victory! Unlike the Ronaldo days.

Burke: Ha.

Ettie: Correct! What’s the only Olympic Games not recognized by the IOC?

Burke: The 1906 Intercalated Games in Athens!

Ettie: Correct! What’s the Beatles’ final single?

Wenlock: Now and then, with a grainy tape of John Lennon, a reduced amount of slide guitar solos and controversial use of AI for voice separation!

Ettie: Correct! Who won the reincarnated version of the NASL?

Burke: I didn’t know the NASL still exists!

Ettie: It doesn’t exist anymore.

Burke: Oh fair enough. But still.

Ettie: I thought you like football, the association type!

Burke: But I only watch the MLS! Uhhhh… some team from New York?

Ettie: WRONG! San Francisco Deltas!

Burke: Who are they?!

Ettie: Exactly. Which means Wenlock, get this correct and you win!

Wenlock: Let’s go!

Ettie: What is the release date of Football Manager 25?

Wenlock: Football Manager?! I love playing that game! I even took West Ham United into European glory!

Ettie: The Champions League?

Wenlock: The Europa League.

Ettie: Ha, this should be easy.

Wenlock: Let’s end this… November 29, 2024!

Ettie: Wrong!

Wenlock: Ha- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I saw this yesterday!

Ettie: FM25 is delayed… again.

Wenlock: UNTIL WHEN?!

Ettie: March 2025!

Wenlock: THE SEASON WOULD BE ALMOST OVER BY THEN!

Burke: At least it’s before GTA VI.

Wenlock: Well, at the very least, even with a few more delays, FM25 would still be released before Battle for Olympus finishes.

Burke: Heh, true.

Ettie: Which means we now enter sudden death!

Burke: Dead meat!

(Wenlock gulps)

Ettie: What is the name for a number that is 1 followed by 100 zeros?

Burke: Me-

Ettie: Megabit?

Burke: I meant, meh, Googol.

Ettie: Correct! Which means Wenlock, get this wrong and you’ll lose the game!

Wenlock: Oh my, I need to redeem myself.

Ettie: Where is Llanfair located?

Wenlock: Wales?

Ettie: Where exactly?

Burke: OOOOOOOOOH!

Wenlock: Oh no… it’s been a long time since I had a trip to Wales…

Ettie: North, south, east or west?

Wenlock: North I guess.

Ettie: North what?

Wenlock: Stop trying to be specific!

Ettie: You went to Wales before.

Wenlock: That was in 2011! I didn’t have any fond memories since.

Ettie: Come on…

Wenlock: Fine, North… East!

Ettie: Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrndrobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch is located in…

Wenlock: …

Burke: …

Ettie: The NorthWEST of Wales!

Wenlock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Burke: YES!

Wenlock: OF COURSE I BOTTLE PENALTIES! OF COURSE!

Ettie: Burke officially wins $1,040,000 worth of fake YouTuber money to add drama!

Burke: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! How about $40,000?

Ettie: In real money?

Burke: In real money!

Ettie: But we already spent that money for the next episode-

(Burke breaks Ettie’s neck)

Burke: Thanks for nothing!

Wenlock: Phew.

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: Before we sign off, I would have to thank these generous people who’s willing to donate all of their savings to my Patreon! @sashley1912, @thebfdifan, @azulisumy0-0, and especially @elbene15, who should’ve spent his money on 2 months of therapy after causing drama on social media.

Vinicius: Hit like! We want 15 of them! And please link the relevant episodes from now on every time you illustrate our episodes for f**k sake.

Sumi: Set the subscribe and like buttons to cook or…

Vinicius: You’re the weakest link!

Sumi: What?!

Everyone: GOODBYE!

Sumi: I was going to say off the hook.

Vinicius: No catchphrases on YouTube are as cringy as yours, Sumi.

Tom: WEAKEST LINK?! HA, IT’S SH-

[thecittiverse]

Midori has a great idea for an elective course, but Megami and the other meanies on the Student Council won't approve it.

See what Yan-chan's up to in this bonus panel.

Without looking it up, answer Megami's final question right! Let's see who would've won a date with Senpai.

I do not own Yandere Simulator, this is only a fan parody.

[mkdoes711]

Grumpy Mario 🍄

[googlein1942]

ive been so into rdr2 lately and i keep thinking about public nations verse where people making historical games/movies/shows/etc. consult nation people on historical tidbits and accuracy and whatnot, so queue Alfred “Favorite era of the US was the wild wild west” Jones finding his way to rockstar studios to help them out with the game accuracy/go on about whacky people he met during those days while the studio is just like write that down write that down

[riacte]

had a bit of coffee and weeeeeeeeee rearranged my feel it still au timeline and ohh it's coming together 🔥🔥 or not 🔥🔥 it's like when you have those ideas at 3am that sound cool but not except it's 3pm and i had coffee 🔥🔥

[madame-helen]

[perenlop]

another thing i really love about cassette beasts is like, yes its very obviously got pokemon influence even when you ignore that theyre from the same genre (and i gotta stress INFLUENCE here, not ripoff) but its also got enough content to stand on its own feet. like this isnt just “pokemon to the left”, its a character focused survival story focused on helping out the community and doing your part, that involves connections and fusions and an entire overworld full of puzzles and quests. its a ton of fun

[robotpussy]

im watching that terrible king of the nerds show and this really does show how (white) nerds really do think of themselves as an oppressed class for being nerds