#g: not spideypool

[ten9th]

not shy aboud PDA here for these two :)

[tvwebs]

VARIANTS

imagining the spideypool x spider variant!reader thingy I made ....

warning: spideypool, implied selfcest (?)

Spiderman: Hey, Deadpool. Let me introduce (Y/N)! They are basically another version of me that tried to kill me..but hey we're cool now.

Deadpool:they are so fucking hot

Reader: excuse me?

I have a problem... Should I make headcanons?

Update: I made them

[ghosttalksalot]

I low key stalked most your spideypool stuff cause chefs kiss*

Thoughts on hypermobile Peter Parker (cause self projecting) and Wade just going wtf. Or flare ups cause yummy angst and vulnerability

youre so sweet im glad you like my nonsense <3

i think the disabling aspects of mutations/powers are super interesting and as someone with hypermobility... lets do this

**ghost from the future: you said angst but i got fluffy on us. my bad. also i wrote more than i meant to, buckle in**

so peter, before the bite, wasnt abnormally flexible. sure, he was usually able to reach into weird places but nothing crazy. after the bite though, things got different. if a villian managed to get close enough to lay hands on him, sometimes theyd bend him trying to break him and it just... wouldnt happen, and their surprise was enough for him to get his comfortable fighting distance again.

and when he flips around midair its hard to tell when he bends a little odd or stretches in a way someones not supposed to, hes moving so fast and up so high.

here and there his shoulder pops out mid fight and onlookers are jaw-dropped horrified cover-the-childrens-eyes but he just clicks it right back in fast as he can and gets back to it. sure, its not comfortable, it goddamn hurts, but when you're superhero-ing you feel a whole lot worse, and its honestly lucky, he'd be incapacitated a lot more if it werent for all this

for deadpool, dislocations are not a super big deal, but for a very different reason. he knows theyll fix themselves. so when he first sees spideys joint decidedly not in the right place he definitely flips a bit. before he can offer to relocate it (he mostly kinda knows how by now) its back and spidey is back on the task at hand while wades still sorta processing for a sec. anyone else would definitely have needed help fixing that. he just files that away for later, have to finish up this thing theyre doing

then, you know, after theyve become more familiar and spidey comes over to wades apartment, sometimes wade is just completely caught off guard by the positions spidey manages to get comfortable in.

"you're just. fine? with your leg like that?"

"huh?"

its not even something of note to spidey tho, hes completely chill with it by now.

the first time peter crashes on wades couch, it's not ideal. he's just... exhausted. it feels like he's pulled just about everything he could have pulled in his bodies during tonights patrol, and he knew, he knew he shouldve stayed home tonight, but he didn't.

and wade can't quite figure out what about tonight is so bad. it's been nothing too out of the ordinary for any busy night, but he's half afraid he's going to have to carry spidey the rest of the way. (after he ends up agreeing to go to wades because it's closer) the way spideys moving is freaking him out.

wades wracking his brain as he opens up the (actually really comfortable) futon, trying to work out what was different about tonight. when spidey curls up on the futon he just groans and is breathing heavily, audible through the mask.

"is something... broken? did i miss that?"

spidey shakes his head. wade looks over him again, no blood or visible wounds. wade goes off to get him a small variety of options- tshirt, hoodie, sweatpants, shorts, whatever he can find to make sure spidey can pick something comfortable for himself. he leaves them on the coffee table for when spidey can move.

"painkillers? ....alcohol?"

"no, wade, just... nothing. nothing is going to help"

it looks like spidey can hardly move as he sits up to eye the clothing pile, and wade might be more concerned before.

peter can hardly think straight and just hopes he doesn't feel stuck on this stupid couch-bed for the next week. when wade gives him privacy to change he has to call him back to ask for help getting the damn hoodie over his head, like this isn't bad enough and he wants to explode.

when peter wakes up hes got a blanket thrown over him and wade is burning pancakes as quietly as wade is capable of doing anything. he still can hardly move without feeling the searing pain but his head feels a little clearer.

when wade notices hes awake and brings over a small plate, he speaks lower than usual, as if talking too loud would hurt peter, and it's endearing. peter rolls up his mask and feeds himself slowly, to try to not make his shoulders feel worse. he tries to explain himself, but it comes out clunky

there are better days and worse days, if he bends more than usual it might hurt more than usual. certain things that would hurt others dont hurt but sometimes everything hurts more than he can explain.

wade silently wonders if spideys multi-day absences wers due to this, and makes a note to do research. he wants to be able to help spidey out.

the next few times peter pushes it and ends up on wades couch, flaring up and having made it worse, wade is more prepared each time. at first peter is confused, and wonders how adaptive wade really is, but when he hears wade muttering symptoms and potential solutions under his breath, he realizes wades learning. for him.

wade is taking mental notes of what applies, what doesnt, what helps, and what doesnt, and is figuring out what to do in these situations.

he tries to learn how spidey balances the worse times with the hero business and eventually, peter comes to rely on him, even when flares dont connect with superhero business. he learns he can take a cab and just show up and wade will help him out. he learns about the compassionate side of wade, and eventually wade comes over to his instead. he shoots wade a text and knows he'll be there within 20 minutes to make sure peter has everything he needs and dinner is taken care of.

their relationship deepens as peter learns not only that he needs help sometimes, but that he can trust wade to be the person to help him. when things develop, peter finds himself to be not nearly as nervous as he would have expected, because he already trusts wade so thoroughly with his most vulnerable moments that it comes naturally

trusting wade is nothing new, both in patrolling and in his most personal moments, and he knows wade is so much more than what everyone thinks because hes seen it since before wade had any reason to help him. and sometimes as he watches wade wreck his kitchen with an attempt at cooking (that wade will clean up himself too) he thinks about how the first time he crashed on wades couch, in agony, wade had no reason to let him stay, or to do as much as he did. wade could have taken off his mask or anything that day, and didnt.

the day peter takes off his mask in front of wade, he isnt thinking of everything that could go wrong. hes thinking of wade's careful back rubs, slow shoulder massages, and things wade said when he thought peter was sleeping. the wade only peter got to see, the wade who would get to meet peter.

[leaving it here because this is a lot for an ask prompt lolol, might add more at some point ^^]

[x-gon-give-it]

🍐 your fics are simply a m a z i n g and I wish I had more spideypool published so I had an excuse to chat with you / run into you online / be mutuals!

I do have more planned though, so... maybe it's possible in the future :)

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ This is so sweet T.T

I'm crying tears in the club tonight.

You don't need to write Spideypool as an excuse for us to chat or do anything else! Being Spideypool fans is more than enough ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) That's fandom community, baby!

Although, I'll never say no to more fanfic.

Please accept this lil Spideypool pic as a token of my love <3

[kamwashere]

spideypool fic rec list please!!!!

Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich [T, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 72K]

He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.” He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well. And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic. OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

✦ kam's notes: My favoritest SMDP fic. It’s a soulmate au and it has one of the best characterizations of Peter and Wade. It burns so slow and so good. My favorite thing about this fic is how unique but somehow familiar this universe is. Peter is bad at being an adult and Wade is larger than life. I love the transition from strangers to friends to best friends to partners to roommates to soulmates/heartmates to lovers. I could not recommend this enough. 

Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby [T, 90K]

A really long redemption story.

✦ kam's notes: The mother of all SMDP fics, in my opinion. It’s spideypool + a lot of fun side couples and cameos. Peter is Tony’s adopted son and he has no powers. He adopts a bunch of villains like Loki and Magneto. So fun and one of the first SMDP fics I’ve ever read!

Quackery by CAPSING [M, 3K]

In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.

✦ kam's notes: It’s not a Spideypool fic rec list if there are no works by CAPSING. It’s a soulmate AU where Peter gets a duck-related soulmate mark. It’s funny and light-hearted, but with Deadpool-typical angst.

you grow up and you lose touch by scarlett_starlett [M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 52K]

Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side. Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.

✦ kam's notes: Normally don’t like a kidfic but this one is too adorable not add. Peter and Wade co-parenting/co-mentoring Miles! Love the dynamic between Wade and Miles, it’s so silly.

TheRealDeadpool posted by JessJesstheBest [T, 6K]

Carly Shep @Spider-butt Sooo… has anyone else noticed how cozy Spider-Man and the Merc with a Mouth seem to be lately? (14 retweets, 74 likes) Or the Isn't it Bromantic comic run from the perspective of in-universe social media

✦ kam's notes: What it says on the summary. Very cracky and sweet. I like the outsider POV element of this.

BF(F) by HexxBunny [T, 10K]

Five times people thought Wade and Peter were a couple which, seriously, where did they get that from? They are not a couple, stop asking. They are just friends now, and did plenty of friend stuff. Like kissing.

✦ kam's notes: Peter being in denial: the fic. It’s very fluffy. A lot of kissing. The Avengers make an apperance. 

Pizza Parker, Booty Double by vulcanhighblood [G, 1K]

The pizza delivery boy has hips that don't lie, and a booty belonging to Spider-Man. All Wade has to do now is find proof that Peter is the webbed wonder...

✦ kam's notes: The famous “Deadpool recognized Peter outside the suit based on his ass” fic. There are some dubiously-consensual groping but it’s all in very good fun.

that's all it is, man by scarlett_starlett [T, 5K]

"It’s just a leap of faith. That's all it is." (or: Peter B. Parker returns to his New York and actually believes that he won��t mess it up again; not this time, not with him. WARNING: Spoilers for the Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse movie. Read with caution.

✦ kam's notes: Another scarlett_starlett fic! Possibly the best Peter B. Parker/Wade Wilson fic, in my opinion. I love love love their dynamic in this. The banter is 10/10. Wade gives  some much-needed appreciation for Peter B’s dad bod. 

Parallel Horizons by mokuyoubi [E, 10K]

When Peter B Parker enters the collider again to return to his own dimension, he’s dumped out a week into the future, but still in Miles’ universe. Repeated attempts to return home only speed up the damage done to his body by the glitches, and leave him stranded 2 years in the future. Enter Deadpool, who’s seen a lot of versions of Spider-Man, but never one so in need of a friend. He vows to save Peter’s life, whether he likes it or not. Along with Miles and Gwen, they work to repair the damage, and find out what’s keeping Peter from being able to return home. And maybe Peter finds he has more in common with the strange Merc than he could have anticipated.

✦ kam's notes: Another Peter B./Wade fic. Wade is very helpful and charming, how could Peter not fall for him? The other Spideys also make a cameo. Some Liv/May crumbs in here, too.

liminal spaces by brawlite [Series, M, 18K, Unfinished]

New York City is full of liminal spaces. Somehow, Peter always seems to find Wade in them.

✦ kam's notes: This one is technically a series. There are three works in here and they’re all so good. I love how intimate these fics feel and there are some great Peter retrospectives here. 

an itch you can't scratch by jilliancares [G, 8K]

5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

✦ kam's notes: Oh my God, this one! Wade keeps meeting Peter and keeps feeling like he’s forgetting something. The moment he realizes is my favorite part of this fic. Definitely recommend!

Another Trip Around the Sun by isaDanCurtisproduction [M, 31K]

Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask. And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.

✦ kam's notes: The miscommunication fic to end all the other miscommunication fics. Frustrating, sexy, and a little angsty! 

Halo by Pancake22 [T, 5K]

Convinced that Spider-Man is hiding in plain sight as an employee at Parker Industries, Deadpool explores the building in hopes of spotting his friend amongst the sea of corporate drones. All to offer him a job opportunity, of course. That was it though. Honest.

✦ kam's notes: SM/DP compliant. Identity reveal. Enough said. 

It Had to Be You by fancastical [T, 20K]

Or, Five Times Deadpool Recognised Spider-Man and One Time He Didn't

✦ kam's notes: A frustrating, bordering on cracky identity reveal fic. Peter is a troll, Wade loves him anyway. The ending is super satisfying, I promise. 

Don't mind just shamelessly plugging my own fics—

my heart is wild (and my bones are steel) [T, 9K]

Out of the corner of his eyes, MJ quietly takes the seat across the younger Peter, swiftly sliding into his place. He visibly relaxes, resting his forehead against hers. They belong together in a quietly intense way. Longing burns hot inside of him, like a branch caught in a forest fire. It’s strange. Even if this version of Peter has lost virtually everything, he still finds a way to be envious of him. He thinks of Wade. For some unfathomable reason he isn’t quite ready to examine yet, he misses the idiot. No Way Home, but in Peter-Three’s perspective.

all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, i’ll show you mine) [M, 16K, WIP]

A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him. “Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.” Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily. “Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.” Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps? The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…

‣ Both are a part of the new york isn't new york without you series

[veryace-ficrecs]

Spideypool identity reveal fic rec

This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :) 

Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone - Rated T

Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.

cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons - Rated M

"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it. Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup." (It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)

hey you (who the fuck are you) by fancastical - Rated T

For some reason, Peter thinks Deadpool knows his secret identity so he thinks its not a big deal to chat with the merc in his civilian identity whenever he bumps into him in various locations. Wade, meanwhile, is confused on why a cute but grouchy nerd keeps talking to him like they know each other but hey, its New York! Eccentrics are everywhere and this guy is really cute and doesn’t seem to mind hanging out with him!

let me explain by jilliancares - Rated G

Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.” Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off. “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him. Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

Chiaroscuro by Purple_Mind - Rated T

Peter needs to take a good picture for a college course photography assignment, but can't, for the life of him, find a decent subject, and time is running out. It's a good thing Wade is willing to lend a hand (or, rather, another part of his anatomy). Pure fluff: definitely not half as dirty as that last sentence would have you believe.

Of Blizzards, Coffee, and Jackets by chasing_the_sterek - Rated T

Peter didn't expect agreeing to borrow Deadpool's jacket would lead to his secret identity being found out. Although maybe he should've considered the repercussions before he wore it outside. In civilian clothes.

Lobster Biscuit by Scarlet_Ribbons - Rated T

Peter goes on a terrible, terrible date, cashes in a favor on behalf of Spider-Man, and begs Deadpool to crash it. Deadpool delivers.

Dressed to Thrill by mokuyoubi - Rated T

Wade takes every aspect of Halloween very seriously, right down to the costume. So when he goes as Spider-Man, his costume isn't complete without all the accouterments. There's one person who can help with that, but is he ready to give up his secret identity like that?

It Just Takes One Look by TimidTurnip - Rated T

Peter is running late and doesn't have time to deal with Deadpool on his campus. Especially when he's not wearing his Spider-man suit.

Not One Hundred Percent by HashtagLEH - Rated M

After being drugged at a party, Peter is lucid enough to figure out that he needs help. But who does he even know (and trust) enough that he can just pop up on their doorstep at two in the morning? Meanwhile, Wade would just really like to know who this random college kid is that showed up at his door.

are you sure you wanna' love me? by scarlett_starlett - Rated T

Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy… This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.

[m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s]

Under the Mistletoe Fanfic Series Collection

This is a collection of fanfics spanning across many ships and fandoms, and all about characters kissing under mistletoe. This series has been ongoing over almost a decade. The third part will finish releasing December 2024. Ratings range from G to E.

Under the Mistletoe Part 1

Destiel (SPN)

Sabriel (SPN)

Spirk (Star Trek AOS)

Snarry (HP)

Crobby (SPN)

Sterek (Teen Wolf)

Hilson (House MD)

Merthur (Merlin)

Stanner (MCU)

00Q (James Bond)

Johnlock (BBC Sherlock)

Under the Mistletoe Part 2

Geraskier (The Witcher)

Sam/Bucky (MCU)

Piercifer (Lucifer)

Gallavich (Shameless)

Spideypool (MCU)

Klaus/Dave (TUA)

Aziracrow (Good Omens)

Chekov/Sulu (Star Trek AOS)

Hellboy/Liz (Hellboy)

Hannigram (Hannibal)

Joe/Nicky (TOG)

Uhotty (Star Trek TOS)

Veddie (Venom)

Balcifer (SPN)

Ten/Rose (DW)

Loki/Mobius/Sylvie (MCU)

McCoy/Carol (Star Trek AOS)

Lafayette/Jesus (True Blood)

Midam (SPN)

Clint/Natasha (MCU)

Spirk (Star Trek TOS)

Mystrade (BBC Sherlock)

Nick/Stephen (Primeval)

Spirk Prime (Star Trek AOS)

Wolfstar (HP)

Under the Mistletoe Part 3

Charon/Thomas (The Continental)

Vir/Runyan (Carnival Row)

Gentlebeard (OFMD)

Troll Aziracrow (Good Omens)

Endverse Destiel (SPN)

Mirrorverse Spirk (Star Trek TOS)

Simon/Markus (DBH)

Hancon (DBH)

Reed900 (DBH)

Nandmo (WWDITS)

and more

Check out my other works for these fandoms

[funshinebf]

9 people you'd like to know better

tagged by @pso2 !! ty for the tag ^_^

a) three ships:

1) rn def vashwood. theyve given me diseases and disorders aplenty. genuinely thinking about them 24/7. its becoming a problem.

2) komahina. when i first watched a sdr2 playthrough in middle school i was like "wow i like these guys. kinda gay!" and ever since then i get like yearly Waves of thinking about them for a few weeks straight. and then they go back into the depths of my brain for another few months and the cycle starts again. shits insane

3) spideypool. bites them bites them bites them. nobody gets them except for me and my friends and a select few artists/writers

a1: bonus ships:

serirei... save me serirei. its about the two men. running a business. its just business

millymeryl of course. i would kill for them. milly thompson character of all time and oghhh meryl stryfe my beloved

b) first ever ship:

um... okay so. first ship i called a ship and like looked up content for online? john/dave from homestuck. also there is a very clear path from me discovering the ship of them leading to me discovering my transgenderness. thank you johndave for transing my gender sort of 👍

c) last song:

Your Love Is It Real? by doubleVee. grouhghh

d) last movie:

trigun badlands rumble. ive watched it like three times and will probably do so again at some point. and thats even less times than ive rewatched the two trigun serieses

e) currently reading:

idk about books ill be honest i dont read enough books... im sorry everyone ive failed you. BUT ive been rereading the trigun fic "come and see" by avoidingavoidance on ao3. very good fic, long as fuck and STILL GOING. would die for this fic

f) currently watching:

trigun. its always gonna be trigun for the next like year at least. i just sit around rewatching the two trigun serieses all the time. its been like this for like over 6 months straight now. lol

g) currently consuming:

i dontt know 😭 like eating? im not eating anything rn.. i had a slice of pie at my grandma's house earlier though and that shit was good

h) currently craving:

sushi... save me sushi.... save me....

9 people to tag: oh fuck this is the hard part. mods help help hep help. uhhhh @herrscher-of-yuri @kazumahashimoto @sungsuho @transpool @co27 @fecto @gigantomachylesbian @orcelito and anyone else who would want to do this?? (also no one feel pressured 2 do this, hope it was okay i tagged u!! ^_^)

i made an easily copy/paste-able version of this too btw im putting that under a cut lol

9 people you'd like to know better

tagged by:

a) three ships:

a1: bonus ships:

b) first ever ship:

c) last song:

d) last movie:

e) currently reading:

f) currently watching:

g) currently consuming:

h) currently craving:

9 people to tag:

okie bye ily 🫶

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

Beta Reader About Me

This is going to be a more in-depth post about me as a beta reader, which will be linked in my pinned post.

First off, hello call me Shark or Spruce! I'm 19 and go by he/they pronouns. I am open to beta reading for people, whether that's stuff on here or AO3.

What I'm willing to do:

Grammer/Capitalization/Punctuation

Cheer reading(pointing out what you did well and what I'm excited to see)

Identify plot inconstancies/where something needs to be clarified

Help with canon/characterization(if I know what/who it is)

American/Midwest information and more specifically Wisconsin information

Pretty much anything else you wish me to help with

*Depending on the fandom and length of fics, some of these will differ in doability*

I am generally ok with any kind of content that you write, but I do have some fic turn-offs. *Note that not everything on this list means I won't beta read for you, but I would like more info/details around them if they are in your fic to see if I'm still comfortable helping*

Mpreg/Anything pregnancy-related

Kid fics(when the main pairing has a kid, not kid-focused fics)

Really dark stories with no happy endings(depends on the story, but I'd prefer a happy/fulfilling ending)

Major Character death

Anything that is meant to hate a certain group/subgroup of people

Really long fics over 100k words

Some things that I am comfortable reading. *Not a comprehensive list*

Omegaverse

Reader Insert

G-E rated fics

Original characters

Canonverse

Alternate Universe

Gore and violence

Potentially triggering topics

I will again read pretty much any fandom you write for including original works, but here are some fandoms that I would be able to help more in-depth with:

The Witcher(Show, Third game, All the books), The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Halo(Game series), Marvel, Venom, Star Wars/The Mandalorian, Transformers, Call of Duty, How to Train Your Dragon(Iffy on third movie), Spider-Man/Deadpool(Spideypool), Percy Jackson/The Heroes of Olympus, The Hunger Games, The Divergent Series, Maze Runner, Narnia(Movies only, I don't know anything in the books), Pride and Prejudice/Emma, Disney/Pixar movies, The 100, NBC Hannibal, Rise of the Guardians, Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Beastars, Titanfall 2, Red Dead Redemption 2, Baldurs Gate 3, Divinity Original Sin 2, Hazbin Hotel, Critical Role(I've only watched Campaign 1 and 3, and the TV show), Once Upon a Time, Anne with an E, Harry Potter, Six of Crows, Twilight, Star Trek, The Conjuring series, Descendants/High school Musical, Guardians of the Galaxy, Oceans Trilogy, Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man, Top Gun, Stranger Things, Fast and Furious, Moon Knight, Bridgerton(Show only)

I will read WIPs/completed works, multi/single chapter works, original works, and anything in between.

If you are interested or have any questions you may DM me. If you do, please provide whether I would be helping with a WIP or completed work, and whether there are any deadlines I need to be aware of. Please also include any warnings I should know about, and what you would want me to help with. I would also prefer to work on Google Docs if possible.

*Even if you are not interested, please reblog for others to see*

Edited July 18, 2024

[6rookie-writer0110]

could you do a spideypool male reader x spider gwen g!p

gwen is fucking reader when the news come on

Jjj: Breaking news scorpion is attacking in downtown new York.

gwen stops.

y/n: wha!, dont stop keep going baby

gwen: new York is in danger

y/n: fuck new York fuck me mommy

gwen: later

y/n: fiiiiiiiiiiiine, where is my guns?

gwen: dont pout I will do the thing you love when we get back

y/n: Mario Kart?!

gwen: sure

y/n: winner fucks the loser

gwen: yes

downtown.

Y/n: im in a rush, either you go to prison yourself or I’ll kill you

gwen: baby we talked about it

y/n: but hey ruined Fun time

Omg lol.

[themculibrary]

Slice of Life Masterlist 2

part one

A Drop of Water (ao3) - Vixen13 peter/wade E, 71k

Summary: ((Have you ever wanted a Spideypool swimfic? Well, I'm here to deliver.))

All Peter ever wanted was to be on an official swim team. In college, he got his chance. The coach is mean, most of the swimmers are terrible, and one of their relay members is starting to have problems keeping up, but Peter is happy to finally be a part of it all.

There are a few members who could really make a difference if only they had one more strong swimmer. Luckily for them, there's a chance that just such a swimmer joined their school.

Wade Wilson was being scouted for the Olympics when he suddenly dropped out of college his third year in and vanished. Now he's trying to get his life together in New York at a new school that puts little emphasis on sports. Then one day, a very cute and very nerdy classmate calls out his name...

a higher form of war (ao3) - gdgdbaby steve/tony E, 8k

Summary: The first thing that occurs to Tony is that the deflector shields are down. The ship is motionless, a sitting duck—a flying duck, as it were.

He jettisons up. His black pirate flag's peppered with bits of neon paint—in fact, the entire topside of the helicarrier is splattered haphazardly with broken pellets and streaks of color. The UN flag's been torn in half and is fluttering half-mast, which means they're probably breaking about ten different maritime laws.

aka: that's how I show affection (ao3) - quilling_me_softly T, 42k

Summary: Matt Murdock is an asshole. But he's Jessica's.

Jessica Jones is a (traumatised, foul-mouthed, hard drinking, absolutely) stunning woman of questionable character.

Or: moments with Matt Murdock and Jessica Jones. How heroes with trauma histories, rough edges and soft hearts fall in love.

A Study in Modern Life (ao3) - portraitofemmy, rainbow_marbles steve/bucky T, 5k

Summary: Five times Steve was totally down with the future.

A Study in Red (ao3) - alicat54c peter/wade T, 30k

Summary: It started, as all worthwhile things do, with the glorious gluteus of our favorite neighborhood wall crawler.

{Danger Will Robinson Danger!} ...

Because even when two masked individuals put in their maximum effort, something is bound to scrape wrong when they try to realign their lives.

Blood sugar (ao3) - everythingispoetry G, 1k

Summary: Tony is diabetic and no, it's not a secret. (But he honestly loves those green tea Kit Kats, too.)

Encounters (ao3) - Sonora matt/foggy T, 4k

Summary: Matt's not nearly as curious about the Avengers as they are about him.

(Yup, it's another Matt-meets-the-team fic)

Filling the Gaps (ao3) - ironfamjam T, 53k

Summary: Tony looked at him, bold and true and utterly sincere, “Kid, I’m on your side, no matter what.”

Like most good things, it started with an accident.

Well, kinda.

This is a story about how a snarky, emotionally stunted genius became more than a mentor and how a just-trying-to-figure-it-out, doing his best superkid became the son he never had. No matter how empty our hearts are, love can always fill the gaps.

Lust, Caution (ao3) - palettesofrenaissance mj/peter E, 14k

Summary: Michelle and Peter are friends. Best friends. Only friends. Late one night, Peter unintentionally catching Michelle in a compromising position during her, ahem, personal and preferably private “sessions.” He realizes that Michelle talking in her sleep and not closing doors all the way is a deadly combination.

Or alternatively: Peter passes by Michelle’s room door left slightly open one night and catches her masturbating and he loses his shit.

Make Yourself at Home (ao3) - happyaspie G, 23k

Summary: In most stories, Peter tends to make himself at home in Tony's penthouse. They have sleepovers and movie nights, and Peter has everything he needs right there.

Instead, I present to you: Tony gradually finding a second home within the walls of the Parkers' apartment.

[5 Times Tony made and excuse to visit the Parkers' home. And one time the Parkers made and excuse to visit to Tony's]

Moments (ao3) - PeaceHeather T, 14k

Summary: Snippets and scenes from Loki's life growing up with Tyr.

no cops at pride, just spiderman (ao3) - tempestaurora G, 3k

Summary: Peter and Tony attend the Pride parade as Spiderman and Iron Man. They have a good day.

Perfect Landing (ao3) - WhiteRoseCottage sam/bucky E, 39k

Summary: Silence, for a few terrifying seconds. Then Sam speaks, staring at Bucky with utmost suspicion.

“So just to be clear,” he says, grabbing the lease out of Bucky’s hand and skimming, “you’re turning down that…��� —he raises his eyebrows— "Upper West Side apartment to go play fetch with me in a field in Dulles, Virginia.”

“Yeah, I am,” says Bucky, trying not to sound as enthusiastic about it as he feels.

“Are you secretly a golden retriever?” Sam asks.

Sinking Our Teeth In The Heart Of The Sun (ao3) - fallendarlings steve/bucky, sharon/natasha E, 102k

Summary: Bucky Barnes never intended to become a single father at 25. But life has always enjoyed kicking him while he's down and it's showing no signs of stopping. A chance meeting with a brick wall of a guy named Steve in the formula aisle of the grocery store leads to a friendship it seems like both of them need. If only Bucky could remember that's all they are- friends. If only Steve didn't slot into their lives so perfectly and look so good spoiling Bucky's daughter (and Bucky, despite his protests).

Oh, if only Steve didn't turn out to be Captain America.

Steve Rogers is wandering around a world that he doesn't fit into, fighting for a government that he doesn't trust, just because he doesn't know what to do with himself if he ever relaxes long enough to actually think about anything other than the next mission.

And then came Bucky Barnes and his newborn baby.

The Wonderful Life of Yelena Belova (ao3) - firesongwrites97 yelena/kate, wanda/natasha M, 105k

Summary: Yelena once thought she wouldn't live long enough to have a happily ever after. She convinced herself that she was never meant to have a future, for her past. That is until Kate, whom she can’t imagine her life without, and they learn that home can be more than just four walls and a roof.

The one where a former assassin and an Avenger are in love.

Or: Yelena gets her idyllic suburban life, and this time it’s real.

Trauma Makes the Heart Grow Softer (ao3) - mabbbbs yelena/kate T, 19k

Summary: This started out as the stereotypical/cliche carry your crush to bed and accidentally cuddle them trope we all want and deserve. (Update: It's actually so much more than that now, I cannot stop writing this piece! Many ongoing themes of peaceful mornings together as well as nights, and some not so peaceful times sprinkled in.) Pretty much now a slice of life story of what life might be like for the pair if they eventually did get together a while after the series ended.

we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) (ao3) - meekinheritance peter/wade M, 40k

Summary: Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

Your Latest Trick (ao3) - ChortlesOfDoom loki/tony, pepper/tony E, 273k

Summary: Following a violent, masterfully feigned death aboard the Statesman, Thor believes Loki's gone for good; more importantly, so does Thanos. Exhausted and hungry for revenge, Loki returns to Earth, but as he bides his strength, anonymously supplying the Avengers with inside knowledge between his own preparations, he begins to see the true cost of holding on.

[im-not-batman]

Here's a little exerpt from a WIP i will probably never finish but I think it's fun and sweet so you should get to see it despite my ineptitude when it comes to completing projects <3

Spideypool - angst, fluff, silliness - rated G/T

"How come you won't bite the big one and tell me who you are?" Deadpool asked, filling the silent stretch left in the wake of Peter's internal monologue, "I can tell you want to."

"I can't," Peter barely even hesitated, it had become a reflex to keep his identity a secret. He'd been careless with it before. The truth was, he did want to tell him, had wanted to for a while. Something still held back his hands from pulling off the mask though, something that he'd never had the strength to say outloud to Wade before. Maybe because it'd make his feelings too real.

"Why?" Wade virtually sang the single solitary syllable.

He'd avoided this conversation for months and now, Peter was tired. He didn't want to run away from Wade anymore, even though he knew he had to. Maybe explaining it to him would make it less exhausting?

"People die around me, Wade." People I care about, people I love. That part went unsaid.

Wade's mask had turned solemn, emoting in that oddly cartoonish way it usually did. Peter could tell it was sincere even so.

"I've lost my friends, my girlfriend, my uncle–" he fought down the knot that had sprung into his throat at the memories, "I can't let myself get close to anyone, Wade. I don't know how much more grief I can take."

There was a heavy silence that blanketed them. It was stifling; Peter felt trapped in his admission, like it had caged him in with the one person he didn't want to open up to. He hadn't meant to say all that. It had sort of burst out of him without permission from his brain.

But then something switched. Suddenly the air wasn't suffocating, it was refreshing, freeing even. Peter was rusbed with relief at finally having said it. Aloud! He could feel the stress melt from his bones and he took a deep breath.

"Are you new here?" Was the first thing Wade responded with, a false vocal fry added to his already mottled voice. It made Peter look at him again, exasperated.

"What?" He lifted a quizzical brow that probably went unrecognised beneath his mask.

Wade said brightly, "I can't die, babycakes–"

"Don't call me that."

"Sweetie pie? Baby boy? Mon petit croissant?"

Peter rolled his eyes, a little humour finding it's way back into his chest.

Wade waved his arms dismissively, "I'm fucking invincible!" He said triumphantly as if that fact wasn't usually the reason for his existential crises.

Peter suddenly felt too raw, too exposed, too close to doing something stupid. He tensed and looked away from the guy who has sort of weaseled his way into being his bestfriend. He took a few deep breaths to gather himself again, "You can still get hurt, and you and I both know that there are things worse than death."

"She'll hate you for saying that," Wade replied, immediately melting away Peter's stress, and they laughed airily.

"I meant death with a small 'd'," Peter clarified, and when he saw Wade's eyes glint with glee at the opportunity for innuedo, he pushed him backwards off the wall and onto the roof. He hit the shingles with a satisfying thud.

"Uncalled for," he announced, tone laced with laughter, Peter couldn't help but smile.

He guessed that Wade had a point, though, and it lingered on his mind for hours. Days if he was more honest.

Peter had to admit, it was pretty refreshing to be in love with an immortal.

Even if he'd only admit that in the privacy of his own mind.

[tvwebs]

Spideypoolx SpiderVariant!Reader headcanons

Warnings: establised relationships, implied selfcest technically(?), the use of Y/N, might be ooc

original source of the idea

Keypoints (basically filler):

> You and Peter never got along at first, it was a sudden rivalrly that happened

> But when you two became friends, you started feeling this weird warm feeling, wouldn't recommend it.

>4/10 for the awkward moments.

• Wade and Peter were already a couple before you got added into the mix

• "two spideys?! I can't choose! Ok fine- I'll settle for both!" Said by Wade.

• When you were introduced to Wade, he joked about "Spidey, you have problems- before you know it were on a date with them."

• "Deadpool!"

• he was correct. He is marvel Jesus after all (never doubt his abilities)

HEADCANONS

Wade had called Peter a freak (in a comical non bullying way) for wanting to add another spider person into the mix but hey, Wade isnt against it.

When you guys play something like UNO- it gives Peter a headache

× not because he keeps losing, it's because you and Wade can't keep track of the game y'all are playing

"Gold fish!" You say confidentally "(Y/N) This is uno.." He explains to you. "I thought it was poker?" Wade is confused now

a pure headache.

Whenever they get back injured, which is most of the time you have to bandage them up "pookies our personal doctor? Oh yes!"

"Wade, shut up.." and then after you treat them..

"That was such a slay, bestie."

"Wade stop it"

"It gives off my kenergry? F.r?" Peter just face-palms meaning you just stare at Wade. "What? It's what my fellow gen z-ers are saying! Just let me cook-"

He wasn't allowed to talk for a week after.

but overall you love them, yeah sure, they are both two losers but it's not your not one as well.

there was only 1 bed in y'all's apartment but you already claimed the bed and Peter and Wade bicker about who will be the one to sleep with you, they make you decide... it's noone, they are both sleeping in the floor.

What do they think of your spider powers?

WADE WILSON

He like you having the same powers as Peter, for Wade its a buy one get one free.

He would probably crack some jokes and vaguely mentions you sometimes whenever he teams up with Spidey

"sorry guys I have two beautiful bugs waiting for me so I need to do this quick.." are spiders even bugs?

"since the both of you can make webs..how about we test that in bed~" he wiggles his now nonexistent eyebrows

"Wade, sometimes you just need to hit the breaks man."

"is this selfcest Peter?" He asked when Peter introduced you to Wade, okay but is it?

PETER PARKER

He is actually glad to have someone to relate to about his powers

The struggles, benefits- you understand them!

But he is eternally grateful that you're not trying to kill him anymore.

You guys WOULD swing together around the city but Peter worries that you might become a target if you guys do

Better to be safe then sorry.

But overall..he thinks your powers are great (not in an ego boost way)

[annaberunoyume]

INCORRECT SPIDEYPOOL

Spider-Man: When you're a rebel, you're a rebel...

Deadpool: You know you like me, just admit it...

Sp: You don't go finding friends to like...

D: Alright, I'm gonna hold my breath!

Sp: You realize you can't die, can't you?

D: Quit it, admit it!

Sp: So, take yourself a healthy hike!

D: You know, you're gonna cause my death!

Sp: They don't have mutants up in Juno!

D: It's getting dark...

Sp: Why don't you go and start a trend?

D: G-g-goodbye, baby! (He drops on the ground dramatically)

Sp: Aw, knock it off! Hey? Hey, hey, hey! You're all blue! BREATHE, YOU BIRDBRAIN! WADE?!

D: SAY IIIIIIT!!!

Sp: Alright, then, I kinda...sorta maybe, you know...

D: (Springing back up) Ya mean you like me? 🤩

Sp: A little.

D: You mean it? 😍

Sp: Don't push it!

D and Sp: Oh, looks like I got me aaaa... Frieeeeeennnnd!

[leatafandom]

G, S, and V!

Thank you so much for the ask! These were such good picks.

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?

I have a couple like Spideypool and of course Sabriel. To be honest I’m not really sure what my first OTP was… I feel like maybe it was Tara and Willow from Buffy, but I really can’t remember. If there was anyone before that I feel like it would be someone from Charmed, but I really can’t remember being excited about a couple before them. 

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I feel like I have a bunch of headcanons whenever I’m not thinking of them, and then whenever I think of them I blank for the most part. The one that comes to mind since I’m editing a story that pulls on this a lot is Gabriel as Loki. Since the whole reveal I just really liked the idea that they were the same entity. I love a good tragedy and the idea that the archangel Gabriel left heaven because of an apocalypse and hide as a Trickster God only to become involved in another apocalypse. I mean, ugh. The home he would have carved out only to not be able to escape another song of destiny. I just love pulling at it. I have so many variations about Gabriel being Loki and what that looked like, it just lives in my brain forever since 2009. 

V - Which character do you relate to most?

I really had to think about this one, I don’t really relate wholeheartedly to the characters I enjoy the most. There are definitely parts of characters journey’s or traits that I can relate to but no one really springs to mind as someone that I really connect with. However, I thought about it, and it's freaking Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball. I feel her so much, she is my queen. She is tired, chaotic, and frustrated, her life is hard, but she loves her family ferociously and wouldn’t change the decisions she made that brought her to where she is. I love that cat. I honestly laughed so hard when I realized that she was the obvious answer.  

You picked such good ones, this was so much fun <3 Thanks again for the ask.

[eddiemunsonsmiddlefingers]

This post drives me bananas.

Unless the work in question:

Is rated G or T when it should be E or M

Does not have appropriate archive warnings

Is tagged with unquestionably incorrect fandom(s)

Has an incorrect language

(FUTURE not now) Has an incorrect work type

...all you're doing by reporting it is clogging PAC's ticket system and making it take longer to deal with actual TOS violations.

Things that PAC will not correct:

Works tagged M or E when they don't contain mature or explicit content (Too high a rating isn't a legal issue)

Works tagged M when they "should" be E

Works tagged G when they "should" be T

Fandom tags that the author can reasonably claim are relevant to their work even if readers find the association nominal at best (Examples: a Wheel of Time work tagged as both book series and TV series; a Jack Harkness fic tagged as both Torchwood and Doctor Who; a Spideypool in the Death Star fic tagged with a whole bunch of MCU and Star Wars subfandoms that those characters and that location appear in.)

Relationship tags

Tags written into the "additional tags" section

Bookmark tags

The exception to all of the above is if there is clear evidence that the tags in question violate other general content policies, which usually pans out as "there is incontrovertible evidence that these tags were chosen to harass a specific individual AND that specific individual has filed a report."

(Source for all of that.)

I totally get why this kind of thing is annoying, but please don't rage report things that PAC can't/won't do anything about. Just block the person and move on.

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!