#fyms edit

[fyeahmaggiesiff]

Photographed by Dennis Leupold

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

This panel is not REAL

[soobasaur]

when i’ve been sick for two weeks and come back to chat and post asks and ppl immediately ask when im updating

[fyeahmulderandscully]

[storm-of-feathers]

If you don't like this post or don't agree with me you don't have to reblog it btw

seriously though its so often fatphobia. like

"americans eat so much!" so??

"americans are so overweight!" who cares.

"american food portions are huge how can anyone eat that in one sitting!" we dont we have a leftover culture that was born out of poor immigrants trying to help feed each other. and so what if someone does eat it all in one sitting who cares.

"american food is so full of fat"

so?

"full of corn" yeah we have a lot of it

"full of grease" it tastes good

like you guys arent slick

[vhstown]

next chapter of ain't no love is coming out in 7 years guys

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating usopp edition

— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear

— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)

liked by cupidusopp, roro.zoro, and 9k others

snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world

tagged: cupidusopp

cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///

-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"

-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all

-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???

[liked by dni_nami, robinkills and 70 others]

dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving

-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating

-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me

liked by freeluffy, skullnsoul, and 11k others

cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us

tagged: snipedbycupid

snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn

-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn

robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute

-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us

-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause

[liked by roro.zoro, cupidusopp, and 90 others]

princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend

-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you

-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u

liked by princesaji, SUPERCOLA, robinkills and 12k others

dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying

tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp

cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af

[liked by snipedbycupid, freeluffy, and 100 others]

snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY

-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭

-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu

ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool

-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it

-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro

liked by cupidusopp, princesanji, and 10k others

snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3

tagged: cupidusopp

cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious

-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP

roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again

-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us

freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!

[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]

-> princesanji: how old are you????

liked by dni_nami, princesanji, and 11k others

cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!

tagged: snipedbycupid

dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this

-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn

dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves

-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become

-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.

freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!

SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys

-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky

liked by dni_nami, freeluffy, and 10k others

cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]

tagged: snipedbycupid

cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR

robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media

-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!

skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other

[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]

-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u

dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two

SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr

-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.

snipedbycupid's story

WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN

cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10

[queenofclogs]

OMG OMG OMG all these tags made me go insane, I NEED TO KNOW, Brian please don't leave this world without telling us the secret😭

it's 1 a.m. and i just found some random Brian May "story" about "PEACHES"

does anybody knows anything about this?

[fyeahmaggiesiff]

[drblacula]

i love the way you edit them, and then i wanted (if you could) to make some south park graphics! it can be kyle and stan, or you can also choose! i just want to see because i've never seen anyone do south park D:

Stan and Kyle graphics ! F2U ! notes : can I be honest when I was looking up some transparent pngs of these guys I . Was taken aback by the crimes these kids have done like THEYRE AT MAX 9 - 10 FYM THEY MURDERED AND FLASHED PEOPLE ? LIKE HELLO ?

art is by Vpzto on IG + mewoj on tiktok

stills + uncolored ver of the stan graphic if you want them :

[weirdmageddon]

davejade is so zelink

at first i was like “theyre nothing alike fym. i mean i can see dave and link but jade and zelda seem so different” but then i thought about it

the girls living in a tower have a strong personality and love science technology and flora and fauna but are so tangled up in being lonely ultra powerful plot devices. also im pretty sure jade’s dream self being awake on prospit the kingdom of light for as long as she could remember and staring into the clouds of skaia that forecast events is something idk

chill impassive “just some guy” knight with a “flair for the absurd” who has to send his broken legendary sword, that’s said to defeat a big tyrannical muscly green guy, back in time to unfuck it to complete a timeloop. and constantly breaks swords

also he drops the g off of -ing sometimes so it’s like -in’. and whatever this mhm yep mhm stuff is. and gaslighting people for fun

btw link would probably fuse a snoop dogg snow cone machete if given the opportunity. also unreal air is absolutely something he would deploy ad infinitum for a vertical boost or just grind down rails on and then ragdoll when it breaks into artifact dust

he dies—or almost dies—in her arms (interestingly while she wears a strapless dress) and gets revived later

theres a frog at one point

theres plenty of differences though these are all rather superficial. narratively they’re very different which is why i was like “huh…i dont see it” at first

the biggest major difference in terms of arcs is that jade never harbored an attitude or jealousy towards dave at any point. shes not really a jealous person, and she doesnt take dave’s cool exterior seriously she just humors him

and when she did once compare her progress to theirs it was never with resentment. but also dave reassured her really damn quick about it while link’s lack of communication allowed zelda’s doubts to fester

even though i love them both jade’s just plain more agreeable than zelda haha. she’s not like “augh it comes so easy to him” she’s like “wow that’s so cool that comes so easy to him!!!”

edit: oh fuck the yearning we gotta talk about the separation and yearning

[sweetnnaivete]

i'm sorry guys the tumblr app is so so ugly 😭😭 how is no one talking abt thissss

holy shit ..

[fyeahmulderandscully]

fight the future.

[prettypup-silly]

hi back from hiatus just to rant rq

why is it i see one pretty girl on this goshforsaken app and then my stupid cunt just drools so bad. like yes I'm waiting for this femme to hook her arms under my thighs and fuck me so hard with her strap that i see stars. i want femme4femme so badly it's not funny. yes i love masc4fem but it's something about a beautiful femme breaking my mind down into mush that just makes me want to whine at her. but let's talk about mascs too. so fym im the desperate one when you walk around with fucking muscles like that, and that stupid sleeveless shirt you love so much, when you know you could be doing better things like breeding me or putting me in a headlock. my cunt hurts so bad just thinking about it. need a masc to slap my cunt and slap me and then tell me how much of a good girl I am and then tell me how stupid and desperate i am oh my gosh women I'm going insane i need to be bred so bad. my face is down and my ass is up and i need a woman so fucking badly it's not funny. EDIT. stop i almost forgot about trans girls too. i literally met one the other day that said she thought a girl would never want her because she hadn't had bottom surgery yet. ABSOLUTELY I DO. i don't care if you've had your surgery (if you want it of course!) or not. i love girls. that's it. I don't care if you don't want surgery or do, i love you in your little skirt and i will in fact be waiting at your feet for you to praise me too. I love women, no matter the size, or color, or anything. i love women. i need women to actually suffocate me please and thank you my tail will wag so hard.

[idiot-swanwich]

Chat I'm kms (again)

Fym "ceremony"? Hana and Megumi being canon makes me wanna fucking jump off a bridge. Literally anything is better than Megumi and Hana being together

Edit: I'm stupid and jjk twitter is awful. They are NOT canon (thankfully) 🤧🙏

[justobsessedwithvic]

i’m married to Vic De Angelis fym she doesn’t know I exsist

you can call me Matt or Tilly anything I love nicknames

any/all

asks and DMs are very open

sorry if im awkward when interacting i am trying to vibe PLEASE TAKK TO MEEEEEEEE

I draw -> all drawings at #tilly can art (haven’t drawn in months)

mediocre guitarist -> #tilly talks guitar

rambles at #tilly talks

side blogs:

@justobsessedwithtbhk , @luckytilly , @tbhkquoteveryday , and a secret alt account (BY THE WAY MOST OF THESE SIDEBLOGS ARE ALMOST DEAD) edit-they are dead

also beware @evil-justobsessedwithvic theyre doin their own stuff

if you follow me for like a day you’ll figure out what i’m interested in (vic de angelis vic de angelis vic de angelis vic de angelis)

30% shitposts, and 65% reblogs

yeah 👍