one piece smau: dating usopp edition
— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear
— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)
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snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///
-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"
-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all
-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???
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dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving
-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating
-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me
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cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us
tagged: snipedbycupid
snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn
-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn
robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute
-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us
-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause
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princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend
-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you
-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u
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dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying
tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp
cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af
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snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY
-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭
-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu
ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool
-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it
-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro
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snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious
-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP
roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again
-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us
freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!
[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]
-> princesanji: how old are you????
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cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!
tagged: snipedbycupid
dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this
-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn
dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves
-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become
-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.
freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!
SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys
-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky
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cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]
tagged: snipedbycupid
cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR
robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media
-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!
skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other
[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]
-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u
dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two
SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr
-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.
snipedbycupid's story
WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN
cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10
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i’m married to Vic De Angelis fym she doesn’t know I exsist
you can call me Matt or Tilly anything I love nicknames
any/all
asks and DMs are very open
sorry if im awkward when interacting i am trying to vibe PLEASE TAKK TO MEEEEEEEE
I draw -> all drawings at #tilly can art (haven’t drawn in months)
mediocre guitarist -> #tilly talks guitar
rambles at #tilly talks
side blogs:
@justobsessedwithtbhk , @luckytilly , @tbhkquoteveryday , and a secret alt account (BY THE WAY MOST OF THESE SIDEBLOGS ARE ALMOST DEAD) edit-they are dead
also beware @evil-justobsessedwithvic theyre doin their own stuff
if you follow me for like a day you’ll figure out what i’m interested in (vic de angelis vic de angelis vic de angelis vic de angelis)
30% shitposts, and 65% reblogs
yeah 👍
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Fym Raj and Leonard are canonically omegas 🤔 ... like 👀 is this true?
In one of the episodes, the one where Raj is tasked with contacting alien life. While Raj and Leonard are working together, they remark that Howard and Sheldon are the Alphas while they’re Omegas because they’re the shyer of the two
S8 EP21
And yes, I was surprised at this too lol
Edit:
[About Sheldon and Howard]
“What makes them think they’re in charge?” (Raj)
“Mmm, they’re Alpha males.” (Leonard)
“What does that make us?”
“We could be Betas. They’re second in charge.”
“Okay, that sounds good.”
“Or we could be Omegas. They get pushed around by the alphas and the betas.”
“Okay, that sounds like us.”
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asking about your ninjago ocs :3 haii i wanna hear abour them
HIIIIII ty for the ask :33
I HAVE TWO NINJAGO OCS (techhhhhnically 3 but they dont even have a design yet just a concept im stealing from a convo w my friendz @just-another-colin-kinnie and @a-weird-bean-bag )
My main two are serpentine :333 Whisper is a Hypnobrai/Venomari hybrid who (somehow) evaded getting sealed away during The War and also adopts Lloyd before he can get adopted by Evil Boarding School in a little AU I have. I thought it would be interesting to let them have a hypnotizing bite but the silly hypnobrai eye thing is the one that makes people hallucinate but its not set in stone yet !!! (also debating if they should also be a master/have some kind of elemental power but idk what it would be)
My second is Dia and she is the master of Luck b/c if we can have Form, Fire AND Heat and Poison(?) then we can have Luck theres obviously no criteria for what counts as an element. She literally could not give less of a shit about the ninja and generally is very opposed to working with them b/c fym you're still going to act like they [the serpentine] are inherently evil and untrustworthy when they're just trying to mind their business??? She's gal pals with Nya though b/c Nya deserves friends <333
THE THIRD CONCEPT IS A MASTER OF IMAGE/REFLECTION? LIKE THEY CAN TRAVEL THROUGH REFLECTIVE SURFACES AND HIDE IN THEM/MIMIC REFLECTIONS AND SUCH I may make them a separate Being or something because it would also be cool to let them access a little "mirror dimension" through reflective surfaces but idk
None of them are kai fans b/c I am not a fan of kai and his awful haircut /HJ (may ship Whisper with Cole tho b/c he's one of my favs. Dia would find Jay silly)
EDIT: BY THEY I MEANT THE CONCEPT I DO HAVE DIA AND WHISPER ART !!!
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i need to get this off my chest im sorry im putting it under read more jsdghsd (vamp twink negative?? i guess?? yall been warned )
i rly dont like astarion.. especially in act1... like, he's really a cunt, and also the fact that you cant properly call him out for being racist is pissing me off ...the only time u kinda can is with the Gur dude, but even then the dude goes "no issok" .. FYM ISSOK?? dont encourage him??
and the whole grymforge and him approving when u call other people slaves and just...
literally 0 fking hints that he can be a decent person under the whole "white gay twink" persona tm
until you tell miss twilight fan to piss off which.. i get it, he's traumatized, but like... he's still acting like a complete cunt...
not to mention his dumbass tries to kill you twice just in act 1 like, bitch, if i didn't know beforehand his story gets insanely good after, i'd have kicked hiss ass out of the camp right then and there lmao
edit: actually all that aside he's just obnoxious with his DAAARLING and being condescending, thats his worst offense to me sdjghsd
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