New for 2023 - cute, funny and largely inappropriate love heart candy Valentine’s day cards and gifts for sale online.
Check out our full range here, individual links below:
SMASH OR PASS?
BE MY ALIBI
I HATE THIS
BUTT STUFF?
SEIZE THE MEANS
KNOB HEAD
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I can't believe this is the first thing I'm posting to the empty tumblr account I've had for months, but I need other people to see the evil I have used ibis paint for
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Love is for life, not just for Valentine’s day!
Whether you’re shooting your shot with a crush, celebrating an anniversary or it’s a random Tuesday in July, there’s never a bad time to let them know you care!
We have a wide range of cute, funny, romantic and wildly inappropriate vintage style greeting cards for sale online!
Shop the full collection here, individual links below:
SLIDING INTO YOUR DMS LIKE
YOU CAN GET IT
SIT ON MY FACE
LET’S SMASH
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
HORNY AF
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Love is for life, not just for Valentine’s day… But it is also very much for Valentine’s day which is both mandatory and not very far away!
So get your love confirmation rectangles sorted today!
Fortunately, we have just dropped a whole new raunchy range of retro and vintage style Valentine’s day cards to our Etsy shop.
Disarmingly cute, old school artwork and funny, flirty and f*cking outrageous captions.
Great Valentine gifts for long suffering loved ones, available to buy online now!
Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:
PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP
CAUGHT FELINES
BUTT STUFF?
THE BEST HUSBAND I’VE GOT
SIT ON MY FACE
FINGERING
I AM GAY FOR YOU
DOOM SCROLLING
YOU’LL DO!
PUCKER UP BUCKAROO
I AM A DOG
SHOW US YOUR TITS
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Game of Thrones Pick-Up Lines (Valentine Cards) (Sansa, Cersei, Margaery, Jaime) 💕😂
You know what relationships most of these are inspired by :)
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