#funny storage puns

[punsify1]

200+ Closet Puns That Will Help You Hang On To The Best Fashion And Humor

Closets are more than just places to store your clothes — they’re also the perfect inspiration for some seriously funny puns and jokes.

Whether you’re organizing your wardrobe or just looking for a laugh, these closet-themed quips will leave you chuckling. From witty wordplay to hilarious one-liners, closet puns are a fun way to make even cleaning out your closet feel like a joke.

Closet puns are a great way to lighten the mood. They work well for casual conversations, funny social media posts, or even breaking the ice at home while sorting through old clothes. 

These jokes are so versatile that you’ll find yourself laughing every time you open that closet door.

If you’re in the mood to brighten up your day or need something to break the routine, closet puns are here to do the trick. So, open the door to a world of humor and prepare to roll on the floor with laughter!

20 Closet Puns to Keep You Laughing

“I’ve got 99 problems, but my closet isn’t one — it’s organized!”

“Closet cleaning? I’m clothes-minded!”

“I’m just hanging out in my closet, literally.”

“This outfit? It’s sheer brilliance!”

“I need space, and my closet agrees.”

“My closet is a little stuffy — it’s full of personalities!”

“Who knew my closet could rack up so many puns?”

“Don’t shirt me; this closet is out of control.”

“I’m a closet fashionista — just ask my clothes.”

“The only thing my closet hoards are fashion statements!”

“I’m always in my closet because it’s the hottest place to be.”

“Sweater weather means my closet’s never better.”

“I tried organizing my closet, but it was a hanger-on problem.”

“It’s about time I cleaned out my closet — before it wears me out!”

“Wardrobe goals? My closet is full of them!”

“I put my trust in my closet, and it’s hanging on tight.”

“Closet cleaning? More like closet dreaming!”

“Is my closet crowded, or am I just clothes to the edge?”

“I’m the master of closet organization — just don’t ask to see it.”

“If these clothes could talk, my closet would have a lot to say.”

Read: 200+ Closet Puns and Jokes That Will Have You Rolling on the Floor with Laughter

[weidli]

have you seen ticinoteuthis chuchichäschtli the tintenfischart

«Zuerst haben wir uns überlegt, die Art nach einem Kollegen zu benennen», sagte Christian Klug vom Paläontologischen Institut der UZH gegenüber der Nachrichtenagentur Keystone-SDA. «Aber das Fossil ist so unansehnlich, dass wir das niemandem antun wollten.» Stattdessen tauften sie den Tintenfisch deshalb auf den Namen «Ticinoteuthis chuchichaeschtli».

(SRF, Swiss Journal of Palaeontology)

now you have :)

[sazandorable]

Oooh I didn't know that was called "ghost reading" in English!

French terminology has similar but different library ghosts: in some libraries, when a book is loaned out, you put a placeholder in its spot. The exact thing can vary, you can use paper or plastic dividers, signs or stickers, fake books or a carboard box of the same approximate size if you need to fill the space to keep your shelf items standing up, whatever. And it's called a ghost (fantôme)!

Conversely, French-language libraries often also have Hell (l'enfer/les enfers) (the staff-only storage area used to keep the less-requested documents, to collect on demand, in order to free up shelf space for more popular titles in the public area; often down in the basement).

nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

[cattimeswithjellie]

Stream Recap, TangoTek, 7/02/24

((A redstone-heavy stream from Tango here, technically-minded readers may have to actually watch the VOD to catch the details. Highlights of the stream include a visit from Etho, some excellent heckling from Mrs Tango, and Tango's general extreme embarrassment over the fact that he is building *mumblechunkloadersmumble*))

5:45 Tango opens the stream on game view in his storage area. He wishes Chat a happy Monday and solicits Chat for a little tech support. Chat is supportive. Tango worked on his laundry room all weekend but now he’s at the point where he has to cut the countertop and that is scary because it’s a big long cut to a bit expensive counter. The tech remains unsupported. Chat suggests turning it off and on again. Tango admits it’s been a couple weeks since he restarted the computer. Today’s plan is upgrading the factory, making things faster. He drops his voice confidentially to tell chat that he might be using… the C word. Chat is full of guesses. The word is chunkloaders. Chat is aghast. Tango knows it is against the spirit of Tangoness, but he is tired of the factory breaking if he leaves its loaded chunks. Chat asks if TNT duping is next. Tango vehemently denies this.

10:00 Tango further explains that this is temporary chunkloaders, they will run while the factory is running and go for a minute or so after Tango leaves the area, long enough for all the carts to return to their places and the factory not to break. Chat asks if Tango saw Impulse’s video. Tango laughs and says he did, but he knows Impulse far too well to be even a little bit fooled. He believes Impulse does not have a backup career as an actor. Chat agrees, but thought it was funny anyway. Tango has not watched the court case yet. Chat asks when Tango is actually going to build the outside of the factory. Tango says soon, maybe as early as next week, but he’s hoping to wait for 1.21. He’s also doing the blimp for the copper farm.

12:30 Chat informs Tango that even Etho has a roof on his base by now. Tango absolutely has to see this, and flies to Etho’s base to see where Pearl has completed the unfinished copper roof with purpur bricks. Tango and Chat are very amused. Tango tells Pearl in game chat that she is the best, Impulse agrees. Pearl replies with a :] Tango says it’s about time somebody built something around here! He compliments the perfect choice of color palettes. Tango admits that he’s probably done less building than any hermit on the server, he needs to do some serious building work. He assures Chat that he has received plenty of puns to stock the new Fun Gus shroomlight store, they do NOT need to send him anymore. He goes through his permits and says he’s going to build a shop for sponges and probably one for chiseled bookshelves, but likely not one for glowstone. He realizes he hasn’t placed his shroomlight permit in the shop and is courting a visit from the Poe Poe. Impulse raids into the stream.

15:10 Tango heads for the shopping district. He asks Chat if Impulse finished his rocket factory or if he got distracted. Chat reports 70% distraction levels during Impulse’s stream. Tango heads for Fun Gus to check for sales and says that when he told the other Hermits about his new shop, only Grian responded and it was with a “destroy it” meme. Sales are not great. Chat still loves Fun Gus. Pearl says in chat that she loves the mushie guy. The redstone shop has a few sales. Chat reminds Tango that he still needs to make skulk sensors and calibrated skulk sensors for the shop, and also that he doesn’t have an ender chest in Fun Gus. He corrects the latter and heads home. A chatter asks Tango’s favorite build of the season, he says he doesn’t have enough builds this season to have a favorite. Tango does not know anything about bundles. A pigman dies with the Skizz Scream in the background, Chat likes this but still wants a greater variety of screaming. Tango agrees but hasn’t got a good clean scream for Scar (another excellent screamer) or anyone else. He envies Skizz’s excellent screaming voice.

21:00 Tango thinks about the plan for the day and decides to get right into making the factory faster. He wants the factory to turn on automatically when he arrives, then when he leaves, stay on long enough to return all the minecarts before shutting down. His plan is to make a player detector involving silenced zombies (Zombies won’t wander unless a player is near) and pressure plates. Chat makes an argument for chickens, but Tango’s pretty devoted to the hostile mob idea. He thinks they wander more than passive mobs. Chat suggests the very wandery endermite. Tango begins mocking up a redstone player detection system. He thanks subs and donos and gets a joke from a chatter. Some science is going to be required to get the timing he wants, but he may use another sapling timer in there like he did for Decked Out. Chat worries that someone flying overhead could activate the farm with a switch like this, but Tango says he’s going to locate it low enough that someone would have to pretty much land on the factory to turn it on.

33:00 Redstone theorizing continues! Chat has lots of ideas for pulse extenders to keep the factory on as long as minecarts are in the system. Tango runs a test between the sapling timer and the armor stand timer to see which one pulses more in ten minutes.

37:30 A Tango Family Member appears and asks Tango an inaudible question. Tango has to leave for a minute. Chat debates whether it was Mrs. T or one of the Tangospawn, but apparently it was just a minor issue with the internet and quickly resolved. Jimmy shows up in Twitch Chat to a warm reception from Tango and Chat. Tango starts the timing test even as he admits that a regular hopper clock is probably going to be better for the actual system. Chat has more ideas for him. Chat also thinks that Skizz should be Tango’s lawyer if Tango gets sued. Tango doesn’t think anyone would want to sue him yet, but he’d hire Skizz. Chat points out that Skizz has a 100% win rate so far.

43:00 Tango explores the redstone of the factory to look for locations to put the new system. He tells Chat that the speed bottleneck is not minecarts, it’s the speed of requests from the system. A chatter suggests a physics-based timer based on falling water, Tango thinks that is interesting but he’s probably going to stick with redstone timing. A chatter suggests this would be easier if he just played Create. Tango laughs. A chatter suggests reading the fullness of the minecart hopper to determine when the system stays on. Tango likes that idea but it’s complex enough to not do on stream. He talks about the difficulty of buiding chunk loaders that don’t disrupt the mail system. Chat reminds him it is time to check the test.

49:40 Tango goes and checks his test systems. The redstone ore has ticked 12 times. Chat is _very_ excited to see 12 bamboo in the system because that is very valuable. ((In Season 7, Mumbo made an early season trade with Iskall that rested on the premise that 12 bamboo is about the most valuable thing you can have, and ever since then the two of them continued to act and trade based on this idea. Based on results of the 2024 Hermitcraft Charity Auction, 12 Bamboo is worth $1000 USD.)) The sapling timer has only ticked once, and Tango realized that not lighting the sapling and having much of the test happening at night probably ruined it. He pops a torch down and resets the test.

51:00 Tango goes back to talking about the chunk loader system. He’s thinking of y=90 or so for the system, low enough to not be in the factory and high enough to not mess up the mail. He’s going to have to gather a bunch of coordinates to get things set up. (Another piglin dies with a scream, Chat is happy.) Tango suspects that this is turning into a project more complex than is ideal to do on stream, but he’s already come this far! He works on determining where the chunk loaders should go on the X and Y. One chunk loader loads a 3x3 of chunks, so he can probably get away with four.

59:50 Chat reminds Tango that the test is over. Tango goes and checks the tests again. The redstone ore with armor stand has ticked 18 times in ten minutes, a 50% increase from last test. The sapling has not ticked at all, a 100% decrease from last time. Tango clears his throat while the Chat dissolves into laughter. Tango tries to figure out what is going wrong. Chat suggests that maybe it has gone out of simulation distance, but Tango’s final assessment is that maybe the sapling timer is just much slower than he thought.

1:04:00 Back to the chunk loaders! Tango notes down the coordinates he’s chosen. He finds a chicken and, at chat’s request, releases it from the hole it is stuck in. It floats down a crevasse at the end of the factory. Tango follows it down to see where it goes and is immediately attacked by a mob. He panics and flies away while Chat laughs at him. He boasts that it’s a good thing he didn’t panic, aside from the possible pooping of pants. Back in the safety of the factory, he does coordinate math. A chatter asks about Scar. Tango has not heard anything since Scar’s post-surgery Tweet, but as far as he knows Scar is okay.

1:11:00 Tango embarks on a Nether adventure to find his Nether chunkloading coordinates. A chatter brings up possible changes in 1.21. Mrs. T appears and asks what Tango is doing. “A bunch of boring stuff that no one understands,” Tango admits. “Perfect,” Mrs T says brightly, “I’ll just leave now.” Chat is always happy to hear from Mrs. T. Tango makes an ill-advised jump, Mrs. T observes that it looks like he almost fell to his death. “That’s why we hold shift,” Tango tells her. He looks for his exact coordinate block while Mrs. T attempts to spice up the stream by telling him to stand on a block and dig straight down. Tango refuses to do so, then a moment later digs recklessly into the wall and releases a large flow of lava. He makes cartoon noises and runs away. Mrs T and Chat are pleased with this entertaining content. Tango blocks off the lava and says he’ll just never open that wall again. Mrs T is confident that he’s going to forget and it will be funny. A baby piglin comes along, Mrs. T says that it is the Oompa Loompa who comes to sing the death song after someone does something foolish and dangerous. Tango claims not to remember that part of the movie. Mrs. T asks if he isn’t supposed to be carrying a bucket of water or something. Tango scoffs at the idea of a bucket of water in the Nether and immediately opens up a lava block over his own head. “Oh yeah, do more of that,” Mrs T offers approvingly as he scrambles.

1:16:00 Tango digs himself out from the lava trap and tries to find a way to divert the lava from his work area. Chat thinks Mrs. T should narrate for Tango all the time. He finds the lava flow and blocks it off, much to Mrs. T’s disappointment. She thinks he should set his spawn. A chatter marks themselves as in before Tango reopens the source he blocked off but did not destroy. Tango would never do that. Mrs T tells a story about the UPS driver being sassy about how many packages the Tango family gets. Mrs. T tries to understand what Tango is doing with his giant nether portal, but it’s kind of complicated. She points out that Tango has made portals for her in the past and it didn’t actually go very well. A chatter asks if lighting the portal will break the factory. Tango pauses for a moment to try and see what the chatter is on about, but a convenient ghast lights the portal anyway. Everyone cheers!

1:20:00 Tango basks in the glory of that totally-planned awesome moment while a piglin runs straight through the new portal and into the factory. Chat claims that was a high twag move. Tango agrees and asks if Jimmy was still watching. Jimmy does not appear to still be in chat. Tango has to break the portal anyway to install the redstone components, but it was still cool. A newly arrived chatter asks in disbelief if Tango is actually making chunk loaders. Tango admits that he is, and that he is eating some words and not enjoying it. Etho logs into the game. Chat is very excited. Tango relights the portals and fills his dispensers with items, then heads home to see if the loader will actually work.

1:27:30 Back at the factory, some digging is required. Tango excavates enough space for his portals and loaders, apologizing for the fact that this work is fairly tedious. Chat would like to go and bother Etho, but are also fairly amused just by the novelty of watching Tango building chunk loaders. He tests his portals and finds the math is not mathing quite like it should. Chat thinks the big portal needs to be several small portals. He spends some time sciencing the entry and exit points of the portals, then agrees to try breaking and separating the portals. Breaking up the portals works. It seems that while one can use a big portal to come out to multiple different portals, exiting into a big portal always dumps one out at the edge of the big portal.

1:41:00 Tango digs out the rest of the overworld portals. Etho critiques Tango’s corners, but he is running short on obsidian. Etho points out that Hypno sells it for outrageous prices, Tango muses that he could just steal it from Etho for free. Tango has actually mined 1500 obsidian this season, he basically took down an entire End pillar to have enough for the mail system. He gets the portals all doing what they should, but now he needs to test if the mail system is working. Chat suggests sending mail to Etho to test it. Tango says he sent Etho mail a month ago and never got an answer anyway. Etho says he had more important things to do. Chat says Tango can send mail to himself. He decides that’s a good test and mails himself two pieces of grass. A mail system test can take a couple of minutes. While he waits, Tango sketches out the plan for wiring up his chunk loaders.

1:48:00 Tango tests his regular portal, it still works. The mail arrives, nothing is broken. Tango decides to make each loader a closed system and asks Etho if he recommends the one they used for the mail system. Etho says “noooooooo.” He will come by for a consultation. Tango tries to go to his house instead, but Etho lives at Frogger now. Tango is sympathetic.

1:50:30 Etho arrives! Chat is super excited. It has been a minute since Etho was last involved in one of Tango’s streams, so it’s nice to see him again. Etho explains the problem with the mail system chunk loaders, which is that despite being a theoretically closed system, items keep disappearing from the chunk loaders. Etho’s had to make more chunk loaders for Frogger and learned that the problems he’s been having are not redstone issues, but that a player who dies does not load chunks on the death screen. Good for players who die AFK, bad for Etho’s Frogger game. Etho and Tango work out different ideas for chunk loaders. Tango innocently asks when Frogger will be done. Etho hesitates for a telling moment, then says he’s going back to work. Tango laughs. Etho says that really all the building is done and he’s just bug-squashing at this point. Once the fine-tuning is done, he and Tango can do a Frogger stream.

1:55:30 Tango returns to the factory. He realizes he forgot to congratulate Etho on his excellent roof and hopes Etho is still watching. He brainstorms with Chat on how to incorporate this new chunk loader knowledge into the system he’s creating. It’s going to take a lot of redstone. A chatter asks how bad the Soul Speed underlayer on the factory has been for Tango’s boots, he says it has not been too bad and he’s only had to repair them once. He heads into the chunk loader hole and begins placing redstone.

2:02:00 Brodyman enters the chat, Chat is happy to see him because he has been sick recently. Tango has been thinking of some games to play once he is really better. He tests out the chunk loader but it does not work quite right. Etho burns to death in chat. Tango and Impulse mock him cheerfully. Pearl announces in chat that she has redstoned again and now Dyeduction can handle words with double letters. Etho dies several more times. Going back and forth to the nether has roused the glitch in Tango’s game that makes it lag after too many portal trips, so he shuts it down and reloads. As he is doing this, Mrs. T wanders back in to see what he is doing. Chat is always happy to see Mrs T. Tango says he is reloading the game. Mrs. T is disappoint, she saw the game shut down and thought Tango was going to play a new game. Tango scoffs, he never plays a new game!

2:07:00 The game finally reloads and Tango gets back to work. Mrs. T talks about her breakfast plans. The stream starts lagging for some chatters. Etho dies again. With the chunk loader working in one direction, Tango starts working on the nether side. He and Mrs. T bicker about who is sleeping late and why. Brody is helping from stream chat. The chunk loader is not coming together like he wants. Etho says “Success!” in game chat and immediately logs out. Mrs T does not approve of Tango’s inventory management that includes dropping stacks of gravel down random holes. She stays long enough to watch Tango battle with a piglin and then wanders away again.

2:11:00 Doing chunk loaders is going to require reshaping some of the nether-side portals. Chat helps Tango get the portals linked together correctly. He runs additional tests to figure out where items come out when spit through the portal. With that figured out, he builds a little redstone system to collect and spit blocks in a very chunkloady fashion ((the recapper has only basic knowledge of redstone, but redstone definitely happens.))

2:18:15 The chunk loader works! He repeats the same procedure three more times. Putting redstone on netherrack hurts his soul a little but, but he soldiers through! Mrs T pops in for a little hockey talk. Hockey fans are mildly upset at her news that someone is no longer with their team, but most of Chat is bewildered. Apparently some venerable hockey player didn’t think they were getting enough money for their contract and the team called their bluff. Tango and Chat talk about sportsball salaries.

2:31:30 Tango finishes the overworld side and moves to finish the redstone on the nether side. Every time someone comes in and asks what he is doing, Tango says “chunkloaders” in the fastest, most ashamed voice possible. He doesn’t want to talk about it anymore. Chat talks about the differences between most beloved sports in different countries. Tango does a dramatic reenactment of what it looks like when someone gets touched in a soccer game.

2:39:00 Tango knows why soccer is much more popular than hockey, because the bar to playing is so much lower. All you need is a ball. He tests out all the chunk loaders. Chat points out that field hockey is at least somewhat more accessible than ice hockey. There is disagreement whether field hockey is real hockey. Tango notes that saying hockey often enough makes it not even sound like a real word. Chat knows the term “semantic satiation.” The test does not work, but Tango knows how to fix it. Probably. He does not. Chat tells him to portal harder. He reverses everything. It’s annoying, Chat blames themselves for distracting him during the build process.

2:51:00 Tango did not expect this to take all stream, but is not exactly shocked that it happened this way. He asks Chat if Skizz has published his court episode because he wants to watch it first. Chat says yes, he has. He declares the fix completed! Time to test again. It is still broken, He reverses it again, theorizing that someone in Chat is currently yelling “Finally he saw it!” He is not wrong.

2:57:30 The test works! Tango throws lots of items into all the dispensers to cushion against the item loss Etho was warning about. He loyally defends Skizz against charges of swearing during Pearl’s stream and demands VOD evidence. In theory now, one button should chunkload the whole base. Now he needs to add a clock, but he needs to figure out what his initial plan was hours ago. He builds an Etho clock with the use of his handy skidoodlebox. He reminisces fondly about the time when he and Etho competed to build an Etho hopper clock the fastest and Etho just tried to sabotage Tango’s clock instead of building his own. The clock is finished, the chunk loader is ready!

3:06:00 Tango realizes that he’s basically at the end of the stream and they never got to the fun stuff. Always time to pick that up on Wednesday. Wednesday they can get the endermites to do player detection and get that whole thing hooked up. That’ll be way more fun. Pearl asks in game chat if this means she doesn’t get to show him her new Dyeduction redstone. It will be ready in about five more minutes, but they decided it will be better to do on Wednesday when Tango can actually play. Tango gets mobbed by burning zombies as he tries to take down the test timers from earlier but does not die. He also doesn’t collect all his bits, but discretion is the better part of valor.

3:10:00 Tango winds up his stream and looks for someone to raid. He reminds Chat to come back on Wednesday to finish the project, and he’ll be doing some base building in the meantime. He attempts to raid into Mr Joker, but after several false starts, eventually throws up his hands and releases Chat into the wild as he ends his stream.

[impulsivefanwriter]

Bizarro Ninja Names

So. Question to all my fellow ninjago fans.

What are your hc's for the names of the bizarro ninja from Double Trouble (or additional ones like for Lloyd & Nya)? I'm really curious what people call them and why!

I'll start the thread with my own hcs that I made with a few wonderful friends

Bizarro!Kai -- Aki Forge -- his first name is an anagram of "Kai" (and means 'autumn', where the leaf colours match that of fire) while his last name Forge is both a "forgery" joke and a synonym of "Smith"

Bizarro!Movie!Kai -- Kaigami Julien -- first name is a pun on the name "Kagami", meaning 'mirror', last name is because they get adopted by the Julien family because he's a nindroid built by the Mechanic

Bizarro!Cole -- Loce/Chronos "Chons" Bournrock -- Loce is an anagram for Cole, the chemical formula for coal is C₁₃₇H₉₇O₉NS , or "Chons", and a bourn is a small stream synonymous with brook, as in Brookstone, plus it sounds like "born (of) rock"

Bizarro!Movie!Cole -- Charcoal -- Cole sounds like coal, this one is... pretty easy to tell the origins of ajfksalfjka, he's a clone made by movie!Vangelis who wasn't going for creativity

Bizarro!Zane -- Nane Hawk -- Turn the 'Z' in "Zane" sideways and boom, Nane (which also means 'no-one' or 'no-part of a whole'). Hawk is an alternative to a falcon

Bizarro!Movie!Zane -- Oread "Oreid" -- oreads were mountain nymphs in Ancient Greek mythology and is the type of nymph Echo was in mythos (and we all know why the name Echo is relative to a Zane); in this universe, he's a nindroid built by Garmadon's enginerds with seagull features for peak obnoxiousness (and yes, that one seagull laughing meme)

Bizarro!Jay -- Cage Steller -- Cage sounds a bit like just the letter "K" (plus a 'g'/'j'-like sound) , similar to how Jay sounds like "J", and works as a birdcage reference ; and a Steller's Jay is a type of jay

Bizarro!Movie!Jay -- Jayden Walker -- I think this one is obvious too, he's an oni who ran away from the First Realm & gets adopted by the Walkers after copying m!Jay's identity as a human disguise (think V from The Owl House)

Bonus:

Bizarro!Lloyd -- Dyoll/Floyd -- Yeah this is another reference. No it isn't creative. Yes it's funny. Yes it's also an acronym like the others.

Bizarro!Movie!Lloyd -- Christofern -- Y'all know why. Except he's an oni/part oni made of magic (and maybe a tiny bit of magic tea (leaves) so uhhhh surprise m!Lloyd you have a half-brother on your dad's side

Bizarro!Nya -- Yan/Nereid Forge -- Yan means 'beautiful' and is an acronym of Nya while nereid are sea nymphs from Ancient Greek mythology (and the same Forge 'forgery / smith' reference applies as it does with Aki)

Bizarro!Movie!Nya -- Kujira -- means 'whale' and may have been a potential word inspiration for the name "Wojira" ; a merlopian clone made of magic by the Followers of Wojira to help awaken the sleeping serpentine goddess

Bizarro!PIXAL -- Byte -- 'the basic unit of information in computer storage and processing' and a play on words like "gigabyte, terabyte, etc.'

[dragonbma]

Awesome, thanks for telling us more about the Scientist!Romeo AU! <3 Poor Vos' legs can't get a break (no pun intended). How'd he lose it in that AU? Aside from Vos and Xara, were there any other losers that became science projects too? Also, how's life for Vos after the rescue?

When knee surgery is tomorrow-

Funny story- In the original scrapped AU, he never lost a leg. It was only when sketching him for the first time I didn’t feel like drawing another foot and decided a peg leg would be neat. Sorry, Mr. Vossenidae… Since then, I have thought a bit about how he’d lose it… After the botched gill surgery, the guards forgot to lock the door to Vos’ cell and he snuck out while the Warden was distracted. While looking for an exit, he had breathing complications and was forced to hide. The Warden eventually found him curled up wheezing in a storage closet and dragged him back to the cell. Romeo did not take kindly to the news and scheduled our fishy friend for another surgery where you guessed it! Knee surgery is tomorrow! Rip his leg and any other chances of a successful escape attempt. Because he swims like an alligator, his swimming was not impacted much. But on land he is very off balance, and having a constantly wet floor is a recipe for disaster…

I had the guards in the lab be Romeo’s most loyal science experiments, however I never thought too hard on who exactly they’d be. Perhaps Tim, Cassie, some Neathfolk or Sky City residents too. (And apologies I haven’t thought much on what their experiments would be.) Carmine is probably an experiment too, but is too insane to be a proper “sentry.” Even the Warden himself had one tiny experiment (implanting a tracking device over his eye.)

As for life after the rescue, I never got that far before I rewrote the entire story. If I had to guess, Vos would probably stay with Jack and Nurm and learn sign language because he doesn’t get his voice back. I’d imagine the residents of Beacontown would be unnerved at first until the rest of the experiments show up and then it becomes a normal thing.

[creativewyrdo]

Not sure if it's the nostalgia, the inspiration from furblr, or the lack of sleep within the last three days due to the meds I have to take (stupid allergic reaction to mosquitoes), but I had the urge to pull ol' Furb out of the storage box.

He has definitely seen better days. And did something run off with his eyelash?!

Needless to say, I think it's time that Furb should be re-furb-ished. (Hur Hur Hur, my puns are so funny)

So I'm going to look up tutorials on how to fix a furby! Any advice is good and nice.

[yexiwuu]

230704 Chuu Weverse DM Log Translation

may contain inaccuracies

please credit @yexiwuu for translation when reposting

Full Translation under the cut

6:22 PM KST

as soon as i got home, i washed up and ate lunch

💕💕

y/n

y/n 💕💕💕💕💕

[pic 1]

ta-da

wyd?

y/n what are you doing

i went to my english academy and it took 4 hours to review ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

when i'm working super hard on something

i'm like that and i even bought my own textbooks but right now

i'm in hell so i just have to do my homework and duolingo and then i'm done

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

i'm like this . so .

you don't like it?

🤤💕

thank you 🤓

let's live to the fullest and eat healthy foods too

then that makes every single day very solid

maybe

eating healthy foods is my choice

because the food that makes me happy is healthy food (butter)

it's oily?

when i call your name, what does y/n get called from me?

😲

oh

i am able to see your nicknames but the names can be different, you know

i should just call you as your nickname?

if your name is chuu log, then chuu log have you eaten? like this?

oh

you're saying it's possible to set up a nickname separately

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ🤤

then what are your nicknames/fandoms from different singers?

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

huh you haven't fallen for it!!!

i'm conan

that's right, there isn't anyone besides me, right?🥰

only the members (of loona) are allowed

i am thinking about what to change my pfp to · ᴗ ·

what should i do

wait a moment 🙆🏻‍♀️💕

i'm choosing right now 💓

please choose between 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 randomly

randomly

i'll look at y/n's feel

hmm

okay

i'll go change it

it's number 4

[pic 2]

oing but is the resolution

okay?

it's probably a picture from the day before yesterday?

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i put on the stickers

what i have left are stickers, you know

[pic 3, 4, 5]

ta-da i'll just give it you all🌸

oh yeah c'mon (t/n a meme in korea where they pronounce the c'mon as C-mon)

someone on twitter said that the 6s is the best for resolution vibes when taking pictures

so of course i did it💓

right now the 14pro doesn't have a good resolution vibeㅜㅜ

i can film a movie myself since it is so clear

because i want to send lots of pictures to y/n, i bought 1TB (of storage)

i think that there's only about 65gb since the 6s is small

but i'm going to post more on instagram too. this is just a pre-upload for y/n

i bought it separately for taking pictures

💕

hehe

i'm a sweet girl?

sugar cane girl ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

as i was thinking about XS and 6s, i bought it

· ᴗ · i like the compliments

i ate my food so now i'm talking with y/n

but now i have to go practice so i'm going to go brush my teeth🥰

hehe

you want me to call you?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ what's y/n's phone number

i don't know your phone number so how should i call you~

ah..

this person

is strong, it seems..

i must be going crazy

oh my

a professional absenteeㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

an absentee ambassador

there are many international numbers being sent

i'm going to go practice singing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ y/n stop with the phone numbers

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ so funny

my phone number is 01019991020

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ i'm joking

y/n, don't tell me you don't know my birth year and month, right?

pretty pretty

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ cute

also make sure to eat dinner and leave a message💕

you got it, right?

y/n go eat soon!

pretty pretty

make sure to eat fruits too and take your vitamins💕

while brushing my teeth, i go chikapukachichikapukachichi

🪥🧼🧽

i should also brush my teeth after eating fruits

there are cherries, apples, and tomatoes at my house

i'm going to eat cherriess

who keeps an ostrich egg in their home

ostrich egg sherbert

i'm going to practice singing until around 10pm

i have to wake up early tomorrow to prepare for recording so today i'm going to sleep early

💕 look forward to it since it's🎹 a real crazy doremi song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (t/n don't know how to translate this well but she combined doremi and crazy in korean to make it a pun)

END

[boypussydilf]

[runnning in] relationships askgame. tell me about. kururu and saburo. thats the white haired kids name right

YEAAAAAAH IT IS. SABURO. sabOwO. sabUwU. his name is different in the anime vs the manga i call him saburo bc thats his anime name so itswhat im used to but in the manga hes mutsumi… i think he changed it he runs a radio show and in the anime they changed it so that it’s a SECRET that he runs it and in both the name he uses for the radio show is 623 which is a pun on. mutsumi. bc sgt frog fucking ADORES giving the characters pun codenames & plays on possible pronunciations of numbers that also sound like their names. so if it was a secret that he was running th radio show his actual name couldn’t sound exactly the same as his radio show host name. so the anime named him saburo. but like. why change that at all. anyway! ah i didn’t really think this would get very long but uh. readmore time

describe their canon relationship/dynamic

WE DONT REALLY… GET TO SEE THEM ACTUALLY INTERACT ALL THAT MUCH… saburo exists so that in his introduction scene yoshizaki can have his little evangelion reference and then after that saburo just. exists. like hes interesting but no one gets to talk about it because he almost never shows up. they damned him to the box. they put him in a storage closet. Anyway the good thing is when kururu and saburo DO interact its almost always like. Stellar. 10/10. Incredible moment. It’s usually either “one of them asks the other for technical help with something and the other one goes ‘sure that sounds interesting lol’”, or kururu sending saburo a text that goes “I’m not even IN any danger so don’t even bother trying to help me tbh, like what could you even DO, everything is fine, here are my exact coordinates btw” and saburo goes to help him, or both of them like, sitting in a tree going “Those losers are pretty excited about cherry blossoms huh? Well they are kind of pretty sometimes, I guess”.

Saburo is a fair bit more Openly Nice than Kururu but they are still both like, always running a program of “act Distant and Disaffected and Cool and Like You Don’t Really Care About Anything Unless It’s Funny”, but where it would read as being rude to anyone else interacting with them, they fundamentally GET each other, so when they’re having very brief interactions with each other where they’re just asking for favors or talking like nothing really matters and they’re only here because they didn’t happen to have anything better to do, they both see it for what it is and read it for gestures of kindness and friendship and so they endure despite their lack of open and honest communication. The ultimate point of their dynamic as laid out in canon is “they Get Each Other, in a way absolutely no one else does”.

your ideal/headcanon version of it? how does it differ from how it is in canon & why is this your favorite version? any other alternate versions of it you enjoy?

You know… again… I don’t think there’s any way to improve on this. I don’t think any concept of Them in my mind has really drifted from or made new additions to how it’s portrayed in canon. I can’t even say that I think they should hang out more, because the POINT is they’re both not very social and spend a lot of time alone, they give each other space out of RESPECT and UNDERSTANDING.

what do you like about their relationship, why is it interesting or enjoyable to you?

what about that ISNT interesting and so much fun. Just fundamentally the whole concept is. GREAT. I love you, Wave Buddies, whatever the fuck that means. ok im pretty sure itsjust short for wavelength as in on the same wavelength but itsreally funny how the first version of relationship chart in the manga. in english anyway. just calls them Wave Buddies with no context. Anyway their dynamic is absolutely BALLER. more characters should be doing whatever this is.

what about the individual characters involved? what does this relationship mean to them, what makes it unique among their relationships?

THIS IS WHERE I WISH WE KNEW MORE ABOUT EITHER SABURO OR KURURUS LIVES BEFORE THE SERIES!!!!!!!!! I really should read that manga chapter about how saburo was RAISED BY ALIENS but it hasn’t been translated and I don’t know how much context it would give on like… The point is like. With Giroro Keroro & Dororo we know a LOT about their childhoods and other parts of their lives before the start of the series, so we have plenty of information & context that helps to inform Who They Are and Things They Might Be Thinking and Possible Reasons They Make The Choices They Do. But we know next to nothing about Tamama and Kururu’s lives before the series, so we only have TINY bits of context, so most things you can come up with as “stuff that might be going on in their minds” or “possible larger-scale reasons for their actions” are just like, uh. SPECULATION thats the word. Same with the humans. We know many details of Fuyuki, Natsumi, & Momoka’s lives, so we know who they are on a large scale informed by their earlier childhoods and environment, and we KIND of know stuff about Koyuki’s life, but. What we know about Saburo’s life before the series is: he was raised by aliens until he was like 9, apparently. he started a radio show at one point. this concludes what we know about saburos life. The point is we don’t have the same Canon Indicators for what they think of each other the way we do with some other characters - like, Fuyuki has always been obsessed with aliens, of course Keroro is special to him, or, it makes sense for Dororo to be extra special to Koyuki because he’s the only thing in her life that’s the same after leaving her home.

But of course I guess we’re not that COMPLETELY barren of information. For one thing it’s pretty clearly shown several times that like. Kururu doesn’t actually like Being Disliked or having people say mean things about him. He’s dedicated to upholding his precious reputation of a Rude, Weird, and Dislikable Guy anyway, but he … doesn’t… he doesn’t want people to actually dislike him. He doesn’t like it. Saburo DOESN’T misunderstand him, and DOESN’T dislike him, Saburo thinks he’s COOL and INTERESTING. Saburo is IMPORTANT.

More than that we also have the manga chapter & anime episode that flashback to their original meeting, of which the central point is, they became friends because they found each other interesting. like it goes like this: the whole platoon got separated and got lost right after coming to earth, so kururu goes whatever i can invade by myself anyway, starts looking for high schoolers he can turn into his army but then Saburo Can See Him. Saburo Can See Him Through The Barrier That Only Aliens And People Who Already Know About The Existence Of Aliens Can See. And Kururu goes what the FUCK and then they have a big chase & dramatic anime fight through the whole school and in the ANIME. in the ANIME events lead to a Big Fucking Monster incident and then kururu is in danger by a Big Fucking Monster and saburo saves him and that’s part of why they become friends,. But in the MANGA that doesn’t happen.

In the manga Saburo is just a cocky smug little bitch even though he’s one random teenager fighting an alien with tons of weapons technology and training who he clearly has absolutely 0 chance of not DYING against and kururus like “Why the fuck are you being like this? You realize you’re definitely gonna die?” and saburo says something that in both the english translation and in the original japanese i dont… i dont have a fucking clue what hes getting at or trying to say? But whatever hes getting at kururus like “ok yknow what fine <3 ill stop trying to kill you lets help each other out instead”. And also in that chapter there’s a scene where they both think “he seems interesting” at each other and another point where saburo thinks kururu is gonna erase HIS memories along with the memories of everyone else who saw Saburo Destroying The School While Fighting Something Invisible and hes like NO THIS CANT HAPPEN WHEN IVE FINALLY MET SOMEONE INTERESTING so . Their deal is that they find each other interesting I guess.

favorite interaction they have in canon

oh my god i thought of a really good one earlier but looking thru the flashback chapter to their meeting totally threw it out of my brain. uhhh RIGHT RIGHT. in the anime its a secret that saburo is the one running the 623 radio show but its NOT a secret to kururu, and there’s an episode towards the end where saburo quits running it like Under A Manager, bc hes sick of people trying to push him to show his face in public and his like producers are trying to set up Face Reveal Events, and he ends up running the radio show Independently instead and kururu helps him by making an Invisible Flying Recording Booth for him to use and being the only other person involved in making the show.

Also all of episode 229b. obviously. you know how it is when your best friend is trying to sacrifice himself to save the world and you realize YOURE the one who made it possible for him to do that in the first place by giving him a pen of Make Anything You Draw Real that he can use as a weapon and if you dont fucking hurry hes going to DIE TONIGHT so you drop everything to work for hours straight and then go save him at the literal last second and then you have an interaction tbats just like “you know you could’ve died :/“ “yeah so lol. ok fine Thanks” bc both of you are insane

favorite interaction they have in your head/a situation you want to put them in

I get why they don’t live together & kururu lives in his lab instead, bc, you know, the whole loners who respect each others space thing, but like, it would be funny for kururu to live in saburos shitty little high schooler apartment or wherever he lives. Actually like. He probably DID for a while. In between allying with saburo & when he reunited with keroro and built the secret base. He had to at least be in easy CONTACT w saburo that whole time and like. I doubt he was living in the bushes. I can picture it now, the like, couple months of kururu living in this random kids apartment and definitely mercilessly insulting earth technology and probably upgrading random shit for lols so that saburo now has like, the most insane faucet in the world or whatever, and saburos just like whatever thats cool lol, want to watch bargain bin dvds with me.

[jezmmart]

Chamomile Comic Trivia #27

#142 - Decorations

The little slightly creepy looking Santa in Brianna's box of decorations is the very same as this creepy robot Santa I drew for some reason in response to a funny conversation with my late friend Audi.

Annoyingly I cannot for the life of me find the original drawing but I did find this equally inpenetrable in-joke follow-up art at least.

As we find out at the end of the year, Cammie committed and did not take down her christmas decorations! My intention at the time was that all year, any comics set in Cammie's sitting room I would have little background hints that her decorations were still up. I then proceeded, without thinking about it, to only have one panel set in Cammie's sitting room for the entire rest of the year, so I never got to realise this background joke in the end.

#143 - Accessories

Puns, what's more to say!? Layla's outfit originated from this pin-up, and the cactus design is another old joke "character" of mine that has popped up in a few things I've made across the past decade or two.

#144 - Bits

I remember this joke with Cammie being one I had in my head for a long time that really made me chuckle and I waited a long time for a scenario/story idea to come up where it would fit into conversation smoothly. It is kinda funny that at the time Cammie was only super hourglassy compared to my existing characters though, I feel in the grand scheme of the internet and sexy girl artists Cammie is comparitively mild and practically down-to-earth with her hip width and for some readers the joke might not even land, lol. At least Vienna's dialogue informs it.

The scenario was also mildly based off a memorable moment in high school's first year where for some reason we were given lockers (us, the first years without mountains of coursework that might need storage), and the only time I ever remember "using" them was my best friend at the time (who was quite small) successfully climbing inside one entirely. They weren't full person height ones like in american TV shows so this was an achievement! Our form tutor caught us doing it and disagreed.

#145 - Warm

And here's the comic with that one living room panel, and the camera is pointed right at the door so there wasn't much room for stuff anyway!

I naturally came up with this joke while doing washing up in the winter when the house was cold and having the same thoughts of not actually wanting to stop yet. It feels like a bit of a hard-sell relatable comic since it's not really something you think about outside of the moment, but hopefully it was funny anyway. Bonus joke of course that the flowers in her vase are still sopping wet and dripping, implying that she dunked the entire thing, flowers and all, into the kitchen sink to clean it.

I still really like the art on this one, especially the perspective kitchen shot pictured above!

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[variablejabberwocky]

impulse should name his shulker shop iBags

it fits his naming theme

shulkers are used as portable storage aka a bag

its a pun (eyebags), which is also common for his shop names

its ridiculous and funny, which fit hermitcraft

and his terracotta shop should be named Terracolor (like Technicolor)

[mostlopez-blog]

Finding A New Home

Chapter 2: Version History

When Kickback’s call ended, Hank took it as his cue to rest. He leaned up against the wall, and his legs made an awful hiss while he sank to the floor. For a brief moment Hank felt something organics might call “relief” surge through his mechanical body. In all senses of the word he was old, especially for a Meckatronix.

Most of the younger bots had come online in the last decade. Hank, on the other hand, had been online for more than a century now. Why he had come online in the first place, Hank wasn’t sure. In fact no bot really was. Some bots interpreted it as divine intervention, others pure random chance by the universe. Hank wasn't sure what he believed, but he was very happy to be here. 

The first thing Hank could remember was looking up at the scarred burnt husk of a tree. Its branches offering slight relief from the acidic rain that fell daintily from the sky. He was buried half in the dirt, his chest cavity filled with rocks and mud. He slowly hobbled to a nearby settlement, Nema town, and set up shop in a little factory on fifth and broad. Back then Nema town was nothing but a faded memory. 

Empty buildings ran like towering gray headstones along the road. The wind howled as it flew down deserted alleyways, and slipped through broken windows. Half demolished homes were littered here and there, debris scattered in a violent showing of force.

This was where Hank had found his hodgepodge collection of house plants, all refugees that he had found while scouring for scrap metal to repair himself. He felt some responsibility towards them, after all a plant had protected him from the rain. It was only fair that he did the same for them. 

Since those early years Nema town had expanded. More and more bots were coming online, for one reason or another. They looked to Hank for guidance, and he was more than happy to help. To teach what little he had learned, and point out places where they could stay. By this point, though the town was ancient, all the buildings were new. Round stone huts with fine copper roofs had popped up here and there, following the vague outline that was once a highway. Of course the road had faded, but now it had been replaced by a simple well trodden dirt path, that meandered along in an aimless direction. 

Hank was alone once, now he had far too many neighbors. He wasn’t sure what he preferred. 

One of the more recent additions to the town, was a small flighty bot with a talent for, funny enough, flight. Kickback, as she called herself, had nowhere else to go, as Nema town was nearly full. She had tried to stay with the knitter Chell, but Kickback’s wings kept getting caught in all the string. She tried staying with the welder Relay, but always got distracted looking up in the sky, and often fell off the houses they were building. So finally, when the town had had enough of her, Hank took Kickback in, and offered her temporary relief in his old factory. 

“Alright Kickback, I’ve never had an assistant before. I’ll probably kick you out in the morning.”

It was an obnoxious pun he liked. For five years he said that, almost daily. 

“Good night Kickback, I’ll kick you out in the morning.” 

Funny enough, Hank never did kick her out, nor did she find a better place to live. Hank’s old dusty factory was slowly transformed, from a nasty, dusty, place filled with leaking hydraulics and rusty conveyor belts, into a home, built for comfort. Every single wall had been replaced at least once, and it hardly resembled its old self. Even the smoke stack had crumbled down, and was built back up for a fine fireplace. 

The factory had a large square front door, painted deep blue, with a shiny yellow brass knob. The door (which was never locked), opened to a quaint little foyer, and connected to long paneled hallways that sprawled in every direction. Plenty of little rooms were dotted here and there, some for storage, others for books, Kickback’s favorite room was where they kept all the art supplies. But the best rooms however were the ones with windows, deep set round windows that peaked out to the rest of the town.

Finally, when Hank had decided he had enough of the floor he stood back up. He wasted no time and began packing for his journey to Saxon Scrap yard. He knew the journey was about a day and a half walk east, though he wasn’t certain how the roads would turn and weave. He’d need a map for that.  

Just then, Hank could hear the distant creek of the front door opening. A small bell was tied to the door, so Hank always knew when he had company. There was a distant echo of metal feet in the halls, then a much closer clatter on the stairs leading up to Hank’s office. It was a bot with strained knees and a need for a good oil bath. Hank took a guess at who had come home, and tuned down his audio receptors.

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,” said a loud booming voice, who’s audio easily clipped the poor speaker it stormed out of. “THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!” The brass door knob fiddled for a moment, before the door swung open. “GIVE IT UP FOR TONY!” A thunderous applause accompanied the strange triangular bot that walked into Hank’s office.  

Tony the Terrific, or just Tony if you didn’t have much time, was an interesting bot. They could be best described as a walking triangle, with too much machinery in the upper half, and far too little in the lower. Their legs had been reinforced and lengthened, time and time again, to better support the awkward proportions. Tony would have been taller than Hank, if not for the fact their legs were bent back on double hinges, and Tony was forced to lean forward to keep a good center of gravity.    

“Welcome back, Tony.” Hank said, his audio receptors still rattling from the noise. Hank made a mental note to turn them off next time Tony decided to make a dramatic entrance. 

The blank screen that was Tony’s face flashed a waving hand. A fuel gauge then appeared next to it, hovering around 14%. 

“Oh dear. Low on power? Didn’t I tell you to fuel up before you left?”

Hank was certain he did, and replayed their conversation internally. He walked over to his recharge station, and began fiddling with its cords. He tossed one of the larger ones to Tony, who happily plugged it into a port on their back. Tony’s fuel gauge steadily climbed, and continued to do so for the next few minutes.    

“How’d scouting the badlands go?”

Tony’s screen flashed a lowpoly map of the area, large red Xs dotted all around a flat low detailed Nema Town. A new X then appeared further away from the rest, accompanied by the sad toot of a trombone. Tony had sampled Hank’s voice and repeated it back to him. “Ba-ba-bAD. Oh Dear. Badlands. Bad. L-l-Low on- SCOUTING.” Tony held up a bag of old computer chips, then wiggled it so they would clack together. 

Hank frowned. “That’s all you could grab, huh?” Their scavenging trips into the badlands were getting worse and worse over the last year. This trip seemed to be the nail in the coffin. “Well, I’m sure a Sales bot will give us something for this…” 

Hank started counting the chips as Tony looked over the room. A question mark flashed on their screen when they saw the “1 read message” alert on Hank’s computer. Hank laughed. “Not sure you want to know, Tony. You won’t like the news.” 

“[BREAKING NEWS] [Flash flood-] [Rockslide] [Hurricane-]” Tony rambled on and on for a few moments longer. Tony’s method of talking was interesting to say the least. Though they had the circuits to use a vocalizer, they instead insisted on only communicating through mixing pre recorded sentences together. Tony had a vast library of old shows, New reports, movies, recordings of other bots, and other such things, that they would edit together simply for the fun of it.

There was a steep learning curve to understanding Tony, and that was a major reason they came to live with Hank. No other bot had the patience to deal with their strangeness. The other bots mocked them, and did not hide their resentment very well. 

“No, no. Nothing like that Tony.” Hank said, setting the chips aside. Hank made his way to a small cabinet, grabbed one of the many filled watering cans, and began watering his plants. “There's no easy way to say this, but The Runaway is making a crash landing.”  

A loading bar flashed across Tony’s screen. They angrily kicked at the floor and they began rambling again. “[wingnut-] [-Gambles] [see that’s the problem with today's youth] [Soak ‘em in-] [-Tanning oil].“

“Oh shut your claptrap.” Hank swore. He angrily tossed the empty can into its cabinet, then began an internal equipment check. Towing chains: check. Lubrication oil: check. Internal battery: 98% capacity. By the time he was done, Hank realized Tony was still ranting. They were so far along into a chain of clips, that there was no chance to get context. Hank made a logical guess.  

“Look, this is Kickback we're talking about here. You know it was an accident.”

That seemed to calm Tony down, slightly. Tony picked up a few of Hank’s words, and spliced them together with a game show. “T-t-this is Kick- [Back to back sales-]. A-a-a crash landing - is - Ba-ba-bAD- [It’ll cost you-] [the low low price of-] [A NEW CAR!!!].” Tony began playing a video of a stock market arrow crashing through the ground.  

Hank suddenly felt like his batteries were drained. Tony was being a jerk about it, but they weren't wrong. Kickback’s little stunt would cost dearly, in both time and materials. But he already had that conversation with Kickback, and really didn't feel like calculating the  consequences a second time. “Don’t worry Tony, I’ve already got a plan for this” Hank lied. It was better to keep the group together anyway, rather than play the blame game. 

“[We’ve been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty] [of] [Longer than you think.]” 

“Yes, it will take awhile. Regardless, would you care to join me?”

“J-j-join me- [One does not simply walk-] [-Journey to the west!] H-h-how’d SCOUTING the b-b-bad lands go- [-so why’d you do it?]”

Hank would have rolled his eyes if he could. “I told her to land at Saxon scrapyard. We need to jumpstart looking for replacement parts.”  

The loading bar reappeared on Tony’s screen. They then displayed a complex web of data on their screen, a collection of quotes and images. The effect was supposed to inform Hank how difficult it would be getting to Saxon Scrapyard, and express how unpredictable nature could be outside of Nematown. Hank waved it off and pushed away Tony’s screen. “Is that a no then? And here I thought you cared about Kickback.”

Hank’s own voice replied, mixed with a soap opera. “O-o-o-oh shut your claptrap- [Don’t put words in my mouth-]. C-c-cared about kickback. [This is family-] [But I ain’t doing it for free!]” 

Hank threw open the curtains and began shifting his plants closer to it. “Oh. So it's going to be like that is it?” 

Tony beeped in agreement. “L-l-l-like that- [With the purchase of this product, we guarantee-] [-that it will not-] [♫ Burn baby burn ♫]”

With the final plant in place, Hank dusted off his hands. He grabbed an extra can of oil and tossed it into a compartment in his chest.  “Fine. You get my vote to fly the next Runaway, how about that?”

Several fireworks exploded on Tony’s screen while a choir sang “Hallelujah.” Hank laughed. “Ok. Come on you goofball. We've got a long walk ahead of us.” 

[readygolfs]

Discover the Fun Side of Golf with Hybrid Golf Club Covers

Golf is more than just a game; it’s a lifestyle filled with strategy, precision, and camaraderie. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, personalizing your golf gear can enhance your experience on the course. One of the easiest ways to add flair to your setup is by using hybrid headcovers. These accessories not only protect your clubs but also add a fun twist to your golf bag.

What Are Hybrid Headcovers?

Hybrid golf club covers are specifically designed for hybrid clubs, which have a unique shape compared to traditional irons or woods. These headcovers typically feature a more rounded design, providing a snug fit that keeps your clubs safe from damage. They come in various colors and materials, making it easy to find something that suits your style.

Why Choose Funny Hybrid Headcovers?

When you think about golf, you might picture serious competition. But let’s face it: golf is also about having a good time. This is where funny hybrid headcovers come into play. Imagine pulling out your hybrid club and having a headcover that instantly makes you smile. Here are a few reasons why they’re a fantastic addition to your golf gear:

Add Personality: Funny designs can showcase your sense of humor. Whether it’s a headcover that resembles a cartoon character or one with a clever pun, it can make your golfing experience more enjoyable.

Start Conversations: Using funny hybrid headcovers can be a great icebreaker on the course. They might spark laughter and friendly banter among your fellow golfers, making your round even more memorable.

Identify Your Clubs Easily: With a unique headcover, you’ll quickly spot your hybrid clubs in your bag. This saves you time and helps prevent any mix-ups during your game.

Features to Look For

When shopping for hybrid golf club covers, keep a few key features in mind to ensure you make the right choice:

Fit: Ensure the headcovers are designed to fit hybrid clubs snugly. A good fit will protect your clubs from dirt and damage.

Material: Look for durable materials that can withstand wear and tear. High-quality fabrics can provide excellent protection while also looking great.

Design: Choose a design that resonates with you. Whether you prefer whimsical characters or humorous quotes, your headcover should reflect your personality.

Care and Maintenance

To keep your funny hybrid headcovers in top shape, consider these tips:

Regular Cleaning: Depending on the material, clean your headcovers regularly to prevent dirt buildup. Most fabric covers can be wiped down with a damp cloth.

Storage: When not in use, store your headcovers in a cool, dry place to prevent any damage from moisture or extreme temperatures.

Avoid Overstuffing: Don’t overcrowd your golf bag. Overstuffing can lead to unnecessary wear and tear on your headcovers.

The Fun Factor

Imagine heading to the course with a headcover that not only protects your clubs but also makes you laugh. Funny designs can elevate your mood and create a more enjoyable atmosphere during your game. They allow you to break the ice with fellow golfers and create lasting memories on the course.

Conclusion

Incorporating hybrid headcovers into your golf gear is an easy way to add personality and protection to your clubs. With options like funny hybrid headcovers, you can enjoy both functionality and fun. Brands like ReadyGOLF offer an impressive selection of hybrid golf club covers that combine humor with quality craftsmanship. So why not add a little laughter to your next round? Explore the options available today and let your golf bag tell a story that’s uniquely yours!

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Funny and Festive: "Boats N Ho Ho Hos" Christmas Pajamas

"Boats N Ho Ho Hos Christmas Pajama Funny" is a humorous and festive sleepwear concept that combines nautical themes with holiday cheer. This playful design caters to boat enthusiasts and those who enjoy a bit of wordplay in their Christmas attire.

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The pajamas typically feature a pattern that includes cartoon-style boats, possibly sailboats or yachts, interspersed with the phrase "Ho Ho Ho" - Santa's iconic laugh. The "Ho Ho Hos" serve a dual purpose, representing both Santa's jolly exclamation and a cheeky reference to the nautical term "ho," which is a call used to attract attention at sea.

The design likely uses a color scheme that blends traditional Christmas colors like red and green with nautical blues and whites. The overall effect is a whimsical twist on holiday pajamas that's sure to elicit laughs and appreciation from fellow boating aficionados.

These pajamas would be perfect for:

Boat owners or sailing enthusiasts

People who enjoy spending holidays near the water

Those with a sense of humor who appreciate clever puns

Gift-givers looking for a unique present for their nautically-inclined friends or family

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The "Boats N Ho Ho Hos" concept taps into the popular trend of themed holiday pajamas while catering to a specific interest group. It allows boat lovers to showcase their passion even during the winter months when many boats are in storage.

This fun sleepwear option adds a touch of maritime merriment to holiday traditions, whether worn for Christmas morning gift-opening, cozy nights by the fire, or festive photo opportunities.

Humor X-Mas Boating combines the festive spirit of Christmas with the passion for nautical adventures, all wrapped in a layer of wit and laughter. This concept brings a playful twist to holiday celebrations for boat enthusiasts.

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Imagine Santa trading his sleigh for a speedboat, reindeer wearing life jackets, or elves fishing for presents. Humorous decorations might include Christmas trees made of buoys or wreaths fashioned from rope. Boat owners might string lights along their vessels, creating floating holiday displays.

Gifts in this theme could include funny boat-related Christmas ornaments, witty t-shirts with sayings like "Deck the Hulls," or gag gifts like "seasickness-proof" eggnog. Holiday boat parades often embrace this humorous approach, with creatively decorated vessels spreading cheer along waterways.

This lighthearted blend of Christmas and boating culture offers a unique way to celebrate the season.

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Christmas Gifts for Son encompass thoughtful presents that cater to a son's interests, age, and personality. These gifts range from toys and games for younger boys to tech gadgets, sports equipment, or practical items for older sons. Popular choices might include video games, books, clothing, or hobby-related items. For adult sons, experiences or high-quality accessories are often appreciated. The best Christmas gifts for sons combine practicality with sentimentality, showing understanding of their passions while strengthening the parent-child bond during the holiday season.

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Ghost King Danny!

Danny just kinda chills, uses the place for food storage, occasionally takes some medical stuff, sleeps in rooms no one uses if he needs to, that kinda stuff!

Majority of the heroes know he exists but they don’t really know anything else so they figure they’ll leave him be until he officially becomes a villain/hero, some of the friendlier heroes talk with him on occasion, Flash mostly, Superman always says hello and asks the typical icebreaker questions but he’s still kind.

Constantine and Zatanna and those people know something’s up with him, they feel death magic and power, his… texture, or magic signature (if that makes sense) feels like ice and seems to have some connection to space. But Danny’s gotten good enough at hiding himself that they can’t tell he’s powerful enough to worry.

And Danny grows to like the Justice League, they’re funny, they care, they’re interesting, they protect people, but most importantly they’re kind. So he slowly warms up and talks to them more and more every visit. He puts them under his protection (minus Constantine and Zatanna because they’ve got the magic thing down and probably won’t get hurt (he has a couple ghosts watching them to make sure they’re okay)) and he extends his domain over earth to the watch tower.

Most of the Justice Leagues villains aren’t powerful enough/in tune with magic to realise the Justice League is under the protection of the High King Phantom, and most of them don’t even know of him, those who do quickly run the moment they notice. Even though Danny isn’t going to intervene unless someone’s going to die.

Then the Justice League gets attacked by someone they can’t beat, an army and one poor, poor soul leading it. Danny gets pissed off. He shows up in all of his kingly glory, freezes the entire army in unmelting ice then drops them though a portal, gets hit by the super-powerful attack without getting a scratch and he reveals that he’s barely using a fraction of his power.

The villain runs screaming. The Justice League prepares for the hardest fight of their lives. Zatanna nearly passes out. Constantine drops to his knees.

Then Danny turns around, and smiles. It’s all gone, the power radiating off of him, the royal garb, the feeling of terror, instead is a small child floating a few inches off the ground in front of them.

“Hello.” Superman introduces, no need for violence if it can be avoided

“Hey Super!” Danny says, Superman pauses at the nickname

“Hello?” Superman asks again, Danny laughs

“It’s me! Danny.” he says. Now that shocked the entire league.

“Danny? As in, don’t eat my leftovers Danny?” Flash asked

“Like, knows all the cheat codes in DOOM Danny?” Cyborg follows

“Yeah! Nice to knew I left impression, I guess I was really seen.” Danny says, and he turns invisible for a brief second.

“That’s an eye-palling joke.” Flash adds

“I would throw in an eye pun but iris-k it being to cornea.” Cyborg said

Danny enjoys spending as much time in space as he can he is an ancient of space after all

but still being half human means a few days without food and he'll get pretty hungry luckily there's a space station up here

Superman looking in the fridge and sees an unfamiliar paper sack

DANNY'S DO NOT TOUCH

---THAT MEANS YOU FLASH!

Superman: Who's Danny?

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10 GIFs

(I will put down why I like this when I get the time) lol

The links about digital art and more specifically about gifs and memes all relate to technology becoming art. Internet art has become an archive and visual storage of what people make, capture, and share. The use of internet art has evolved our way of communication and the way of art as well. It's so much more chaotic and weird. Gifs make art come to life for a couple secs. And represent an individual's emotions or thoughts. Art before could only visualize it but now it is in motion.

The first gif that I liked was the lady saying "ain't nobody got time for that" and it's because that phrase is so relatable because patience is a hard skill to have nowadays.

The second gif that I liked was from twitter that was mentioned in one of the links and I picked it because that short gif is representation of what it looks like when you stare too long in the sun and you start seeing spots. It's a bit nostalgic and again relatable.

The third gif was from the same link to a person's twitter and I liked it because it was aesthetic and very y2k.

The fourth and fifth gifs that I liked were from the barber series that I thought was very touching and sentimental. The representation and the meaning of the gifs along with the whole site was inspirational.

The sixth gif is the twitter account that was mentioned and their name is peekasso. I thought that was a funny pun name and I loved that they used the supreme logo along with various art in the background .

The seventh, eighth, and ninth gifs are from one of the links about gifs and the whole starting motion of internet art. I liked the super mario bros clouds because even though it is so simple, this game is a classic and you can easily identify this game. The next gif I liked is a weird green alien dude and I just thought he looked derpy and cute. The ninth gif is a peanut butter jar that has the word gif on it. I liked it because it's a peanut butter jar and the rotation of the jar is very smooth.

The last gif that I liked was the skeletons dancing and I liked it because as Halloween is coming up, this is the gif I'd use to let my friends know that Halloween is coming up and how excited I am for it.