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i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget
#art#wolfy religious tedtalks#sketch#comic#i have such a huge disconnect with my emotions and i do genuinely think a lot of it ties back to religion#crazy how that happens#whats funny is i now have a lot of people i vaguely dislike but cant remember why.#crazy what happens when you treat forgiveness like an instruction and not a process
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Kathryn Ramseur Glick, "Holy Cows", 1995
#religious iconography#the future liberals want#sorry for the glare we were at the vet's office#kathryn glick#holy cows#local artist#animal humor#relious art#funny religious
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Behold!! Moo Deng, the famous baby pygmy hippo from Khao Kheow zoo in Thailand
Sources: thecinesthetic & shirtsthtgohard on X/Twitter
#moo deng#pygmy hippo#hippopotamus#meme#memes#humor#funny#comedy#cute#baby animals#thailand#zoo#art#artblr#religious#religion#christianity#religious imagery
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Priests and monks blessing server rooms and sprinkling holy water on computer systems as a way to prevent them from ever shutting down
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#working title#you can’t go through 15 years of christian school without some kind of religious trauma
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r we phuckin w the phaltar
#i took it down during a menty b a week or two ago and then was like wait . i can move it to the weird alcove on the other side of the room#need stronger wall hooks for the stuff i wanna hang up and will probs rearrange this but it’s past 12am i need to sit Down my joints r MAD#anyway phrine i missed u… i should make a tag for it actually#phaltar#phrine#?#who know . not me#this is not phanart but it IS art . like an art instillation#also purely ironic i am obsessed w them but not enough to do this for any reason other than the bit#started bc i put up the framed poster and had my kitchen table set up like an altar bc religious trauma-#-means my house is full of jesus memorabilia and it’s a funny reclamation for me bc yknow. pastors child and all that#anyway then was like wait i have so much random dnp shit i have the opportunity to do smth hilarious#blabble#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#dan howell#amazingphil#phil lester#phan#edited to say phuckin thanks to @im-a-little-kit bc it was midnight and i was braindead amd forgor#thank u for reminder#this is “we phuckin on the phed?🤨’ pt 2#……. wait what if i hang up the phlanket like a phlag above it
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grian and his watcher studies
#my art#evoau#grian#sketching#RANDOM THOUGHTS#i was originally drawing him and Martyn talking. Grian speaks from a more religious view since thats what they taught him#<- when grian calls the fourth plane death martyn is like ah right youre religious#the purple is just an early day fun fact. it developed a reason but in the beginning it waz probably like that#aether would find the purple comment funny. its not the taught reason. but his answer is funnier and realistic#<- taught reason is probably just symbolism. shrug#the tiny doodle is aether petting his head
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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God of Time
#ant's art#homestuck#hs#dave strider#the idea that the citizens of earth-c worship the kids and trolls like religious figures is very funny to me#like imagine the followers of dave and dirk do freestyle rap before dinner instead of praying that's so fucking funny#lord bless this meal... its the real deal...we're eatin corn on the cob... praise god...#that last one's a slant rhyme
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had religious studies for gcse today and we were doing idolisation vs worship and he pulled out UR ART AND WENT «guys discuss idol or worship»
WHAT DID THEY SAY.................
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im shocked that i havent seen shipping of these 2 because the potential😭
edit: ive been strong armed by @softantlers the ship name is vapefork
#like guys#the no crash au would be so funny like just imagine: years after they win nationals and just naturally falling out of contact#these 2 stumble upon each other at like... idk a concert or smt and hit it off#they dont go to the same school (or even live in the same state if you want) but they talk constantly and lisa often flies out to visit#(coz matthews money) and they start dating and eventually they have to introduce their parents to each other#they decide to kill two birds with one stone and do it on christmas#the taylor-shipmans dont celebrate because shauna's jewish and jackie just falls back on shauna's religion#the scatorccio-matthews dont have any religious beliefs but lottie loves an excuse to host#so the taylor-shipmans head into manhattan (idk why nyc) and raise their eyebrows at the skyscraper condo complex#of which the penthouse is their destination and jackie jokes that callie never mentioned her girlfriend's loaded#imagine their surprise when none other than natalie scatorccio (-matthews) opens the door#its at that point that callie and lisa realize they never mentioned each other's last names to their mothers#lottie's amused jackie's delighted shauna's a bit confused and nat cant believe that after spinning 18 years dealing with jackie taylor#she now also has to deal with her spawn#lol this got away from me#give callie a girlfriend!#callie sadecki#callie shipman#callie taylor-shipman#lisa yellowjackets#lisa scatorccio-matthews#lottie matthews#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#natalie scatorccio#yellowjackets#lottienat#jackieshauna
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A so-called 'saint' who inflicted pain on the terminally ill, forcing them to endure unimaginable suffering as her twisted offering to God.
Mother Teresa wasn’t saving lives—she was glorifying agony, stripping dignity from the dying, all in the name of some divine plan.
Just another zealot in history masking cruelty as holy purpose, proving yet again that devotion can be as dark as any sin.
#trending#new#explorepage#mr1hand#funny#lol#mother teresa#religion#religious trauma#religious imagery
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"Did you, uh... ever meet him?"
"Yes. Seemed a very bright young man. I showed him all the kingdoms of the world."
"Why?"
"He's a carpenter from Galilee. His travel opportunities are limited. [...] That's got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?"
"'Be kind to each other.'"
"Oh, yeah. That'll do it."
#as funny as this dialogue is#the “be kind to each other” “yeah that'll do it” part is a summary of every faith crisis I have#you would think that religious people are kind to each other#mostly that's not the case#tell them to be kind and they'll be aggravated as if you personally insulted them#good omens#traditional#my art#crowley#david tennant#aziraphale#michael sheen
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Here's a comm for @leafcaliber of a scene from @livesworthlivingau!! Featuring of course their delightful Vale and Nille, along with the rest of the party :)
#sorry sif you are NOT in frame it is NOT your time. get in the back protagonist boy its vale's turn!!!!#livesworthlivingau#lives worth living au#lwl vale#also oh god everyone else ummm#lwl nille#isat spoilers#isat isabeau#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat odile#lucabyteart#anyway thank youuuu for commissioning me its been a. hot minute since ive had an official comm as i have mentioned LOL.#but this was fun!! i like how i have ended up capturing the vibes of like. those paintings of jeezy c where everyone else in frame is like#trying to put one (1) hand on them for like. idk. religious art reasons? anyway funny vibe to capture. go my renaissance blast#this is a scene from ch54 for the record ! for those viewing who have not peeped the fic yet :)
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